#nimona: good for them

[angelxd-3303]

My mental health is in shambles over this movie.

[vyhonella]

just accept it 🙄🙄🙄

DESCRIPTION: Ambrosius proposing to wear couple rings (one black metal with red dramatic stone for Ballister and one gold with blue sad stone on the Ambrosius' finger already) as a sign of his and Bal's "enmity". Bal with incredulousness and suspiciousness asking if these are wedding rings. Ambrosius doesn't want to delve into the topic, so calls him meticulous.

[doingartiguess]

Queer crime is the best crime ✨ you all loved the last Nimona piece so much I decided to expand on it and include all our fav queer criminals.

New print I designed for this week’s conventions! All the prints are 11x17, signed, and on a museum quality paper because I don’t believe in that cheap shit.

You can get it this weekend at Flame Con (if you’re around) or on sale this week here at the shop link:

[tetsuooooooooooo]

LOOK A BABY

[mangodonutss]

so i watched nimona a week ago...

[offonaherosjourney]

[itsmeaxumii]

teen goldenheart doodle

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

People talk a lot about how Movie Ambrosius would hate Comic Ambrosius if they ever met but not enough attention is given to the fact that I don't think Boldheart would be much of a fan of Blackheart either like. Boldheart has very "heroism" values and is not very morally gray (he's actually really similar to comic Ambrosius the more I think about it). He would understand some of it but for the most part would not be even a little okay with half the shit Blackheart pulled.

Boldheart:

"what do you mean you had no choice but to become a villain?? You weren't accused of a crime?? They just fired you, you had other marketable skills and nobody was even trying to blow you up and murder you!!! What the fuck is your excuse??? You were pissed off?????"

"what do you MEAN YOU POISONED THE CROPS!???"

"What do you MEAN you BASHED HIS HEAD IN AT THE BAR??? I felt bad because I yelled at him and didn't say I love you back!!!"

Bonus:

Movie Nimona (sweating nervously after hearing about how Comic Nimona terrorized a whole city killing countless innocent people and nearly tore Ambrosius to shreds): "haha that's sick dude"

[lazyasriel]

I really need to stop recommending my mum exclusively gay media like I think she’s going to catch on…

[confused-alot]

they put the progress pride flag in their gay ass movie

[miicycle]

Finally got to watch Nimona. Oh my god.

Im destroyed and ruined and broken and destroyed and hurt

[frankiensteinsmonster]

Nimona's violence face really invokes that mean boy from the scary God mother movies for me

You can tell me I'm wrong but I won't think you're right

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

I don't think I'll ever run out of Nimona headcanons

So I feel like it’s kind of obvious that both Ambrosius and Bal had to play the part of the perfect obedient little soldier as they were growing up 

And I feel like they both had different ways of dealing with those expectations 

There are still moments when they have to hold their tongues and put on a smile

And Nimona has witnessed most of those moments 

One day she asked them both “How do y’all not bite someone’s head off or like burn a small village to the ground?”

And they decided to show her 

Bal very politely asked her to fly them to the top of the institute 

And he was like okay weird but I’m not gonna question it

His resolve is really tested when he hears Ambrosius ask if the surveillance cameras are turned off

And when Bal gets the slightest hint of a yes does he scream absolute bloody murder 

Sometimes it’s small phrases sometimes it's words but most of the time it’s just screaming 

But he doesn’t stop until he’s blue in the face and his voice is almost gone 

When he’s done Ambrosius ushers them all home 

Nimona doesn’t start asking him questions until Bal is relaxing in the room with a big cup of tea

And all Ambrosius says is “Eh it helps him so I don’t question it” 

And then he asks them to fly him to his families property

And he doesn’t tell them to stop until they get to this tiny dilapidated shack 

Nimona voices that they’re surprised his family would let such an eyesore exist 

To which Ambrosius makes an off comment while looking for something about it being too far out for them to notice 

And she was about to ask what he was looking for and until he pulls out a bat 

And a couple of his failed ceramic projects 

Before he could ask when they got here

Ambrosius was hitting it against one of the walls and then wordlessly offered the bat to Nimona

They didn’t go home until every plate vase and cup was absolutely obliterated 

When they did get home they found Bal sitting in the living room

All Nimona said was “Your man has anger issues and I like it!” 

To which Bal responds with an expression that says “You think I didn’t know?”

While the trio loves watching movies together they can’t finish a single show 

Nimona never waits for the boys and always goes ahead

And half the time when they watch it again all together she spoils it for the boys 

Bal often gets too caught up in the show and starts questioning everything 

And if Ambrosius doesn’t like the show he’ll stop paying attention and then ask a million questions 

All in all they drive each other crazy and decided just to watch the show separately and talk about it when they’re done 

For some reason this doesn’t qualify for trashy reality tv

No one gets bored and there are too many twists and turns for anyone to think about talking over the show

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

started rewatching spop and holy fuck y’all i forgot how good this show is

[haluton]

I just watched nimona and I just thought y'all we're just doing the usual tumblr shipping like always but damn they we're actually gay

[dreamsrunfaster]

Nimona (2023) rly said "hey! Scholarship kid! You can be whatever you want to be! (So long as what you want to be is a perpetuator of and living excuse for an oppressive system) (also you will be 1st in line for any scapegoating sacrificing or literal maiming we need to do along the way)"