#please just let me sleep

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

I don't think I'll ever run out of Nimona headcanons

So I feel like it’s kind of obvious that both Ambrosius and Bal had to play the part of the perfect obedient little soldier as they were growing up 

And I feel like they both had different ways of dealing with those expectations 

There are still moments when they have to hold their tongues and put on a smile

And Nimona has witnessed most of those moments 

One day she asked them both “How do y’all not bite someone’s head off or like burn a small village to the ground?”

And they decided to show her 

Bal very politely asked her to fly them to the top of the institute 

And he was like okay weird but I’m not gonna question it

His resolve is really tested when he hears Ambrosius ask if the surveillance cameras are turned off

And when Bal gets the slightest hint of a yes does he scream absolute bloody murder 

Sometimes it’s small phrases sometimes it's words but most of the time it’s just screaming 

But he doesn’t stop until he’s blue in the face and his voice is almost gone 

When he’s done Ambrosius ushers them all home 

Nimona doesn’t start asking him questions until Bal is relaxing in the room with a big cup of tea

And all Ambrosius says is “Eh it helps him so I don’t question it” 

And then he asks them to fly him to his families property

And he doesn’t tell them to stop until they get to this tiny dilapidated shack 

Nimona voices that they’re surprised his family would let such an eyesore exist 

To which Ambrosius makes an off comment while looking for something about it being too far out for them to notice 

And she was about to ask what he was looking for and until he pulls out a bat 

And a couple of his failed ceramic projects 

Before he could ask when they got here

Ambrosius was hitting it against one of the walls and then wordlessly offered the bat to Nimona

They didn’t go home until every plate vase and cup was absolutely obliterated 

When they did get home they found Bal sitting in the living room

All Nimona said was “Your man has anger issues and I like it!” 

To which Bal responds with an expression that says “You think I didn’t know?”

While the trio loves watching movies together they can’t finish a single show 

Nimona never waits for the boys and always goes ahead

And half the time when they watch it again all together she spoils it for the boys 

Bal often gets too caught up in the show and starts questioning everything 

And if Ambrosius doesn’t like the show he’ll stop paying attention and then ask a million questions 

All in all they drive each other crazy and decided just to watch the show separately and talk about it when they’re done 

For some reason this doesn’t qualify for trashy reality tv

No one gets bored and there are too many twists and turns for anyone to think about talking over the show

[waltricia]

Literally.

[carnage-cathedral]

construction at 7 am is wild

[speedlimit15]

the 1 year everyone in my family remembers to text me for my bday i can barely look at my phone much less explain to every single one that no i will probably not be coming home for christmas because i’m currently dying in bed. meanwhile my mom knows all this and is still live texting me xmas shopping and asking for my input on things

[sydthekidd98]

I've got AuDHD (and it's not a fucking car)

Honestly, I'm shocked that I've made it this far.

The amount of times I don't know what the fuck is going on, 'cause I can't read social cues and I spaced out too long!

[mermaidgirl30]

Me every morning snoozing my alarm and laying in bed till the very last possible second. “I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!” This is why I must have the white rabbit tattooed on my arm 😂

[lil-panda-pup]

Anyone else have those days (or weeks or years) where you just feel like you need to sit and stare into nothingness for a long while?.....yeah haha me either.....😶

[paginanilol]

Urghgh

[gildedphoenix]

I'm working on sub-4 hours of sleep today. Lets DO THIS!

[howdoistormspirit]

Who took all my good dreams away. Is this a punishment? What did I do? I’ve had nothing but half-nightmares for a week. Like it would make a rockin’ survival horror game but that is so not my jam that I’m getting anxiety just thinking about it

[relovaaa]

the fuck you mean there's only a week left of summer break?!

[exospherethoughts]

I should be sleeping because I have to be awake in four and a half hours, but I can’t. I can’t because my photos aren’t all organized into albums and it’s bothering me so much and I’m trying to ignore it but my brain won’t let me. I want albums for certain events, ones for certain people, one for the cats, one for recipes, etc. But I have over 12,000 photos in my photo library and it will take much more than the next four and a half hours to sort all of them. But I can’t sleep because it’s stuck in my head and making me so anxious that my body won’t pass out. I feel like I’m going insane and I don’t know what to do.

[lostw4nderer]

Dear mosquito in my room,

COULD YOU PLEASE STOP ALERADY. ITS 4AM, YOU HAVE ALREADY BITTEN ME AT LEAST 5 TIMES, ATTEMPTED TO ENTER MY EAR CANAL, AND DEPLOYED MULTIPLE AERIAL ATTACKS ON MY FACE.

Thanks

[gilded-atlas]

its nice when you're working on a major project the day it's due and you can see all of the other little icons in the corner of the slides doing their stuff last minute as well, because then you know you aren't the only one who put off everything until the last minute

[the-iron-shoulder]

It is midnight on a Thursday, why are people shouting like a frat party outside my window

this is not a normal occurrence wtf

[miammey]

So my current two states of being are wanting to poof out of existence, and wanting to chew on a metal cal for literally no reason

I keep imagining chewing on it, mainly with my retainer on to protect my teeth, but I just wanna crunch down on it, chew it up, special one of those long and thin cans, they seem more chewable