#nicolas cage pillow

[lemonspades]

So life's been a Shen Comix joke let me tell y'all and this lovely rendition courtesy of @ustedes-usted of my mental breakdown is a great way for you all to learn that this pillow exists in my life.

and let me tell you folks it truely is the little things in life that get you through the day

Follow your dreams kids

[super-oddity]

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)

[shiftythrifting]

Curl up with your military Nicolas Cage pillow (Value Village, ON Canada)

[featherlessredheads]

The stunning @cavelier-eternal tagged me a while ago to post a selfie so here we go!

I had to buy a tie for a performance and I immediately felt like I could be the fourth member of boygenius

I'm tagging the lovely @medusastears @brazenedminstrel @prideandperdition @magicmusicdreams @moss-wizard @sylvanas-girlkisser @daedradevotee @underwater-alchemist @matt--bragg @radioceann to do the same if you feel like it :)

[euphoric-mars]

u ever look at someone whos so pretty it physically hurts

[ivyleaves22]

my side of the dorm ^_^

[niccage69]

[toxicanonymity]

Watch you watch him f*ck his wife

1.4k words / Javi G x wife!Reader, Nick watches

A/N: In The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, as Nick is arriving, he's on the phone talking about the visit, and they speculate if Javi wants to “watch [nick] watch him fuck his wife.” (0:39 in trailer)

SUMMARY: Your husband, Javi G., badly wants to make love while Nicolas Cage watches, and he has his reasons that will be revealed in time.

Warnings: I8+ mdni. P in V sex, breeding, consensual if reluctant cuckish situation. Unedited.

Javi's lips brush against your neck and his arms wrap around you. "Es importante, amorcito," he begs. (it's important, baby). "You won't notice he's there."  Javi doesn't ask for much, but he's nothing if not persistent.  Ever since he had that dream, he needs Nicolas Cage to watch the two of you. Now that Cage himself is finally here, Javi's not going to let it go.  

You turn around because you don't wanna miss Javi's face when you say, "Ok, amor. I love you that much."  Javi’s eyes triple in size and he grabs your head to kiss you. "MUAH, the most beautiful woman in the world. Y el corazón más lindo del mundo." (And the sweetest heart in the world).  His eyes are welling up in tears. You suspect Nick won't agree to this, which makes your heart hurt for Javi, as much as you could do without Nicolas Cage watching you make love.

-

A few hours later, you’re on your marital bed in a crotchless teddy and robe. The wall behind the bed is a mirror.  You’re ovulating, so you’re extra horny.  Javi planned it this way.  Javi walks in wearing a similar silk robe with Nicolas Cage following behind him fully dressed. 

“It’s really very nice to have you here in our bedroom,” Javi says with bright eyes as he turns to face Cage. “Please,” he motions to a chaise in the corner.  

Nick looks at you and says “Yeah. . . Hi.” Then looks back at Javi without so much as checking you out.  He tries to reason with Javi.  “Look, Javi, I've been having a blast with you, but this is too much.” 

"Oh, no" Javi looks embarrassed.  "No, no, of course not,” Javi laughs as if Nick thinks it’s a threesome.  “you don’t have to do anything at all, just keep us company." He squeezes Nick's shoulder reassuringly.  "Can I get you something to drink?"

Nick sighs and looks around, resigning himself to the situation.  “How about I get it myself.”

“Please, make yourself at home,” Javi says. Nick makes his way to the wet bar slowly. “You can get started now,” he groans, trying to buy time without watching the two of you. 

Javi says, “Nonsense," then waits for Nick to be seated.  "This is a special opportunity. We should all embrace it." 

"I'm sure it is," Nick says in his typical exasperation.  He reluctantly takes a seat on the chaise with a glass of whiskey. 

"My husband has been wanting this for a long time, Mr. Cage. . .I'm afraid our intimate life will remain incomplete without it." 

Nick looks you over and can't help but feel for you.  "Ugh," he groans, sympathizing with your plea.  "Let's get this over with." 

Javi beams that Nick is staying in the room, regardless of his attitude. 

-

You're up near the headboard resting on two pillows. Javi kneels onto the bed and you get up on your knees to face him.  He takes off his robe with a boyish glance to Nick, leaving only his silk shorts.   Then he nudges your robe over your shoulders and it pools on the bed behind you. "Don't be nervous, amor," he tells you. "He's so down to earth." 

"Isn't she beautiful, Nick?" Javi asks and glances back to him. 

"Gorgeous," Nick says and you can hear him roll his eyes. Wanting this to be over. That's okay, Javi makes you feel pretty enough for both of them. 

You lie down and Javi looks you in the eyes. He's so happy, and so hungry for you. This is the saving grace of the situation. Javi doesn't know how not to be sensual, even if he tried. He bought you the lingerie just for this occasion.  Three different sets and you modeled each for him.  He thought the black let your natural beauty shine the most. 

Javi straddles you, and his lips brush your neck, then your chest. He slowly massages your breast, then plants his mouth over the lace, looking up at you as your nipple puckers under the damp fabric in his mouth.  "Mmmm, hermosa," he sighs, then lays his pelvis into yours.  A pang of arousal shoots through you at the touch of his ample arousal.

Javi buries his face in your neck, then brings a knee between yours to spread your legs.  He gets between them and covers your mouth with his, then reaches down and nudges his middle finger inside the slit of the lingerie, inhaling sharply at the feel of your slick.  “She’s wet,” Javi announces, making your face heat up as you remember Nick’s in the room.  

Nick doesn’t answer until Javi holds up his fingers and stretches them apart.  “Great, Javi.”

Javi’s nipples harden in excitement at the sound of his name in Nick’s mouth, and this reaction turns you on. Javi pulls his silk shorts beneath his hard cock and your breath hitches at the sight of his commanding wood. Then he gets out of the shorts entirely, putting his ass on full display for Nick.  

Nick doesn’t audibly react. He’s a professional.  He’s probably seen people simulate sex before.  Javi nudges the lace slit open with his middle and index fingers,  then slips the head of his cock inside, meeting your slippery warmth with a moan.  His cock pushes into you, and you can’t help but gasp as his girth parts your walls. He leans down and you lift your head to approach his.  He pulls back then bottoms out, grunting into the side of your cheek.  

“So beautiful,” Javi whispers, then sucks your mouth into his.  He licks into your mouth passionately with his eyes closed as he fucks you slowly.  He breaks the kiss only to pant and grunt. “You feel so good, amor.” He thrusts into you hard and breathes heavily.  He kisses, then nibbles and sucks your neck, then says “She’s so beautiful, Nick,” shaking you back to reality, but you’re still turned on and his cock feels so good inside you. 

“I’m sorry I cannot share her,” Javi says, rising up to look at Nick in the mirror.. “But she is all mine.”  Javi’s eyes rove your chest and neck then return to yours.  Nick sighs. 

Javi thrusts into you slow and steady, then with more power.  It feels special being able to give him this experience.  He’s fucking you in a new way.  More deliberately, more gratefully, and you’re glad you did this because of it.  All your sex is hot, but there’s something about his different energy that really turns you on.  Javi fucks you for several minutes, so tenderly and passionately that it feels like just the two of you.   You feel something building, and Javi feels it too.  He buries himself deep inside you and rocks his hips, prodding your g-spot.  You sigh out loud and feel a chill go through you. 

Javi returns his mouth to your nipples and your hips lift into him.  He releases your tit with a moan and his breathing becomes heavier.  He looks you in the eyes with all the love in the world as he plunges to the hilt and kisses your neck again, making you come undone.  Your face juts toward the ceiling as you moan and your body contracts and releases.  

“Yes, Amor,” Javi says. “Te amo, amorcito,” he whispers, then plunges deep inside you and erupts with a groan.  When Nick catches your eye, he’s definitely watching.  He’s not looking away, but you quickly look away from Nick. When Javi is finished coming, he presses his hand to your lower belly and says, “This is the night. I can feel it, amor,” then kisses you on the lips and a tear falls out of his eye.  

Nick looks away as Javi puts on his shorts.  “So, thank you,” Javi says to Nick.  “This was a very special night for us.” 

Then Nick looks back.  There’s something different about the way Nick is looking at you and Javi.  Something unironic, unamused.  He digs his wrist into his crotch as he looks at his watch and clears his throat.  “That was nice, Javi,” he says, putting on the same reluctant voice.  He’s a good actor. 

-

Thank you for reading lol I love you guys

[upthewitchypunx]

Jonas sends the best random gift. I'll add this to the sequined pillow that the sequins fold down to reveal the face of Nicolas Cage and the slippers that are fuzzy on top and supposed to be Hobbit feet.

I love my friends I can be silly with.

[bringbackmaes14]

One time I referenced this episode at the dinner table with my sisters (who have also watched Community) but the way I referenced it terrified them because I attempted to do an impression of Abed doing an impression of Nic Cage doing an impression of a cat and my impression was Too Good and they did not like that I was capable of that.

whenever I watch a nic cage movie I can’t help but think about the community episode where abed sends himself onto the verge of a mental breakdown after the question “is nic cage good or bad?” is posed to him

[frogmoisturethief]

I have image of Nicolas Cage sequin pillow. dm if interested

[astrabear]

My cat was cuddling my housemate's plush octopus.

[crowleys-hips]

this looks like that nicolas cage sequin pillow

[sunsets-and-phantoms]

me and my boyfriend own the Nicolas Cage pillow that’s in The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent I’m in tears

[youngtrapdisciple]

i’ve always wanted one of those big pilsner-style beer glasses that has the fake beer inside so it looks like it’s full

edit: and a sequin Nicolas Cage pillow

[blueberryraptorcrumble]

So a while back we decided to start a tradition of giving my SiL a prank gift(s) for the holidays. These have involved stuff like a matryoshka of wrapped boxes with a cinder block inside (to hide the real gift of a sizable gift card hidden elsewhere) to a surprise spring loaded box filled with confetti and little plastic babies and little plastic buff guys (that I assume are for bachelorette parties) to more recently any themed gift with either Nicolas Cage or Jeff Goldblum. Yes we did the sequin pillow. Movie dvds hidden in cookies. Shower curtains. Action figures.

This year she and her boo started getting into Magic the gathering, commander, and she discovered she likes playing black (after playing with my Vito deck). So We’ve set aside some extra cards from our collection for her to start on hers and I decided to wip this custom up for her. ;3