#niche headcannons

[arkangelo-7]

Twenty bucks says the Batkids are giving Bruce the side eye every time they go out after what happened to the United Healthcare CEO…

[kb-jank]

me when somone likes my duke and virgil post:

[colourfulmes]

Colourfulmess's Headcanons for...

NATEARU "HEATHEN" SHARP "But after all I've said, please don't forget." Body of Steel yet a heart of Gold. Packs a PUNCH!

@themoonisrotting @mayorundertheplumtree @starchyeah @nwtbobsessedemo @th3w00ds @planetpossum

< Character!Nate HCs ||

Pronouns: He/Him

Approx 30 years old

The guy ever!!  Heathen is often a sweet, kind and friendly person. he has a heart of gold and is horribly oblivious in some social situations and can get envious of others

 He’s a responsible older brother who looks out for people in danger, though he can go a bit too far when doing things for justice.

He doesn’t get angered easily, but when he does he often suppresses his anger and finds another way to fix the issue of why he’s upset or take his anger out on a punching bag

Natearu is his name! Pretty open about it compared to others (cough cough Natemare coug-)

Formerly he was very cold-hearted, keeping to himself and was very quiet. This helped his old job as part of an underground ring, being the right hand to the owner, but soon were caught by authorities and arrested

After doing his service in jail he decided to become more kind and open, changing his ways and becoming a professional boxer and martial artist

He ADORES animals! From the birds in the sky to the fish in the sea, though his favourite animals are kangaroos 

Give him a plushie of an animal he’ll treasure it forever

He’s a bit claustrophobic! 

Gives the biggest bear hugs :) 

He’s the second oldest out of his brothers, he takes importance in this role

He goes to the gym and plays Pokemon with Nate!

His demon form is based on Anubis, the Egyptian god of death, though he rarely shows this form

When in combat, he mainly uses his physical power, his fists, his legs, and his body as his weapon

Though he also wields a claymore sword just in case

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[leviackermanssjewishwife]

Here’s a random list of books I think levi ackerman would enjoy:

𖦹 1984 by george orwell

𖦹 animal farm by george orwell

𖦹 all quiet on the western front by erich maria remarque

𖦹 the road by cormac mc mccarthy

𖦹 no country for old men by cormac mc charthy

𖦹 the metamorphosis by franz kafka

𖦹 brave new world by aldous Huxley

𖦹 goodbye to berlin by christopher isherwood

𖦹 crime and punishment by fyodor dostoevsky

𖦹 edgar allan poes complete works by edgar allan poe

𖦹 white nights by fyodor dostoevsky

𖦹 the diaries of franz kafka by franz kafka

𖦹 lord of the flies by william golding

𖦹 fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

[heyitsspaceace]

i see all your cool name lore for phantom but i also present my own lore

everyone thinks he chose it (bc i have my own head canon that ghouls choose their names) bc it’s like cool and edgy but actually he’s a massive fucking theater kid who loves the phantom of the opera

[tall-mccartney]

The results of this poll make me so freaking happy

Let me explain…

See, I think Jonah would want a big wedding and he’d beg Dan on bended knee to have one. However, Dan only shows his soft side to a select few people in his life. Therefore, Dan would be his truest self and feel safe to fully express his love for the love of his life. Once Jonah realizes this, it becomes all he wants and he immediately goes from planning a big wedding to googling the closest wedding chapel. BUT! Dan insists they still marry in a small private ceremony and write their own vows. Dan’s vows are of course beautifully vulnerable and devastatingly poetic, and they make both men tear up. Jonah’s vows are endearing expressions of adoration and awe that he is loved by Dan, whom he worships. Their tears spill. They kiss with their eyes shut tight. They honeymoon on a tropical island (Dan in short swim trunks, Jonah’s long legs let’s go).

In the end, Jonah gets his big wedding. It’s in the form of a housewarming party in their home with anyone who’s anyone on the Hill invited, but attended by mostly B-level guests. Dan shows off his husband and Jonah beams all evening with nauseating heart eyes. The Veep crew is in attendance.

They have two kids and a dog (or cat ??) Dan has his own political commentary show on a major news network. Jonah is a former congressman turned stay at home dad who hosts a popular vlog about the joys and absurdities of being a parent in DC.

Everyone lives happily ever after🩵🩵

[jackie4dinner]

Yes Crowley is the most Sirius black coded character of all time, but newt is the most Remus lupin coded character of all time

[crisalidaseason]

A fic where Armin finds out what really happened to his parents and becomes an anti military and anarquist, planning ways to riot more persecuted people to destroy the military police? Just me? OK, I guess nobody wants to see Armin Arlert throw a molotov cocktail in Sanne's face.

[jackfromthefairytale]

r.i.p ianto jones you would have loved sleep token

[loetise]

i really do feel like allie has a crazy insane amount of social media followers. at least for the kind of person that she is which is like,,, not famous at all no relation to famous people just living life <3

[iforgiv3u]

I was rereading national anthem and the weirdss are always treated like animals so like imagine one of them crashed at mikes place and they just wake up in the middle of the night to their fucking kitchen ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED and it’s just one of the weirdss siting on the kitchen counter with a raw piece of meat growling like a cat and Mikes just like,,,, “NO! BAD! GET OFF THE COUNTER” AND THEIR LIKE SHOEING IT OFF THE TABLE AND OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH A BROOM AJJWJSJSJDUD

[13oddbeetles]

Jonah Magnus would have loved going to Apocrypha in the Skyrim: Dragonborn DLC

[insomniaticvoids]

As they say take the leap and make the thing. The amount of people who have hammered in on me that I'll never get anywhere wirh art always makes so pissed cause. Why should me doing something I enjoy be a I must be famous kind of thing?

Sure I can do realism and the sort but I can't do little silly doodles and draw ideas realistically from a still life.

You don't need the thing to be good or perfect or whatever. Do the thing that makes you happy.

From one artist to another make the thing start the hobby. Because I assure you the people will actually care will like it. The little doodles and poems etc people will treasure. So don't let the jerks get you down and make it.

[xythlia]

ok but if I did a band au after kinktober like emo asmo x reader...

[inkluvs]

it’s such a surreal feeling when writers that i adore follow me back or comment on one of my fics

[signedkoko]

Hi! I’ve absolutely loved all of your headcannons-

I was wondering if I could request a: vox/mammon x reader where when they (the reader) gets frightened they literally jump into vox/mammons arms?

Could the characters be separate? Idk how to request it’s sorta my first time doing it

Mammon | Vox [Romantic]

In which when frightened, you opt to get as close to your significant other as possible.

Both of you are easily frightened people

You are way easier to scare, but still, you really would think Mammon could take a jumpscare

If something ever sneaks up on the two of you, you aren't just jumping into his arms; no, he's sweeping you off your feet and turning tail

Probably makes it worse for you

Because yeah, you, the small demon are scared, but a sin? The prince of greed? Scared? Then it must be really bad

There is no scenario where he would leave you behind; even with a real threat, he opts to run even if he could overtake them

Any risk to your life is too great a risk; he can hire whoever the fuck he wants to handle the people later

Vox has seen it all

Snuff films, brought the knife down on someone himself, terrified hellborns and sinners into his whim

Not scared of anything, maybe something niche, but hes way more likely to hate and be angry at something than to be scared of it

He is the fight to your flight

The first time someone jumps at you two, he already has guards shredding them into a pulp

More surprising is that he has to register that you are literally clinging to him, and hes rushing to support you with his arms so you dont slide down him

He laughs at you

Sorry not sorry! But that is absolutely hilarious to him, he will tease and prod at you over and over until you threaten to let go

Then he shuts up real quick, because no, he likes what this does for his ego

" Tch. Don't worry, angel; we all know you need the big and powerful Vox to protect you. "

Just wait until you find out what hes scared of and he jumps so high that his head slams into the four-metre cieling

Author's Note - A small little smth smth, which was nice to cleanse my palette,,, sorry for the delay and thank you for requesting!!