13oddbeetles

[13oddbeetles]

happy birthday butches

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you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

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Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

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realized i have started texting like mr darcy

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

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but time makes you bolder even children get older and i'm getting older too. btw

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yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal

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day in the life as a deadbeat daughter

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i need to sit by the ocean & disconnect from the world for like 3 day

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*scuttles*

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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feeling lost in your 20s is NOT normal. you fucked up bad

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Asking because my brother is one of the straightest people I've ever met despite how similar we are, but a lot of queer people I know seem to have at least one queer sibling.

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man