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You own stock and I'm the Pirate King.
Ha! I love how Biden is just chilling as Washington DC spirals into Chaos from the mess President Shitbreak and First Wife Elonia has caused:
And NOW the people who have shit talked him for the past YEAR is asking for his help and Biden is like:
Hey you all wanted Shitbreak right? Go ask him for help and see if him and Elonia give enough of a shit to help.
Spoiler alert, they don’t.
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just a few quick doodles from class periods featuring the gayest scene in newsies aka once and for all
#newsies#character art#livesies#davey jacobs#jack kelly#newsies art#javey newsies#everyone is so tired of them#i’m so tired of them#just kidding#i am never tired of them#they own half of my procreate#stay warm folks#it’s freezing outside#my favorite thing about ben fankhauser’s davey#is the amount of loving gazes he cast at Jack in the proshoot#like you’re gonna tell me davey doesn’t kiss boys?#nice try loser
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i love how arthur got himself some actual body armor only to be immediately set upon by monsters and devastated in very psychological, emotional, and decidedly non-physical ways
#malevolent#that man will never be safe#nice try loser#all the monsters and various creeps like 'oh armor? aight bet'#rock's salt
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I could never die by being smothered. Oh you put a pillow over my head? Guess what jackass i can still breathe
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the community is no longer the only place where this is seen
he needs to be comforted/hugged like reaaally bad. you get it right
#alan becker#animator vs animation#ava#ava tco#ava tsc#ava red#ava yellow#ava green#ava blue#HA feel sad loser#even alan is joining in how nice#or well at least hes trying to#im ill over them /pos#lilacsart
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Exor blinked as he noticed a certain Hank lookalike looking at him. He raised an eyebrow. "Hello?"
"Hey." White Hank said with a wave. She's with Smithy but she hasn't really spoken to Exor.
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ah, two tech billionaires hyping up fighting each other on social media huh? so what exactly is it that they don’t want attention on now or very soon
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strictly speaking, he's an actor (you may have seen him in a couple of things)
#my art#borderlands#timothy lawrence#sorry for drawing him again hes so unfortunate#hes relatable (loser)#trying something a little simpler bc it looks super nice in the comm im about done with now...#okay im gonna ask this now cause its been bothering me#does tumblr fuck the quality of my art for just me or do you guys see it too#the brush i use for most of my lineart is crisp as hell and idk if that translate#just curious mostly.
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marble hornets everything is tha same besides masky having a plague doc mask instead of her usual one
#marble hornets#tim wright#mh tim#ioouguhhj#I really like plague doctors did you guys kniow that#ALSO im still trying to figure out how I wanna draw tha mh losers so be nice to mme im still new#also I use any pronouns for tim/masky
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These are old as hell but I have a lot of thoughts about the dynamic of these two. :]
This isn't ship art.
#dead by daylight#dbd#dwight fairfield#feng min#dbd dwight#dbd feng min#ghost face#dbd ghost face#a skele fanart#its strictly platonic#but i think theyd have a strained friendship at first of dwight being one of the only people to try and connect with her#bc he gets kinda being a washed up loser and would sympathize with her on that#idk i just think itd be nice :)#seriously these are like 1-2 year old pieces i just dont remember if ive put them here#there's a non 0 chance ive posted them on other accounts but idgaf#my art
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Heartthrob Caitlyn & Heartache Vi
inspired by their letters
"You’re entirely too short to be stacking shelves, did you have to bribe someone to get this job?" The slow, polished, smooth drawl comes directly from behind her, and Vi stiffens for a moment, her jaw locked and clenching, suddenly annoyed by her posh accent, the way her nerves set alight, how one word from her has got her fucking losing touch with the world around her. She presses her free hand to her jaw and breathes in dust, breathes out nerves, chuckles somewhere in the back of her throat, and it's cool and unbothered, too aloof: she won't get stuck, candycoated in the sound of her voice, the shape of her mouth around her name, won't budge, not this time. She's left Caitlyn on read for four days, hasn't returned her calls because she's still not done giving her attitude over how she had pulled away from her like she had been struck by fucking lightning, had forcefully pried her hand out of hers when they had suddenly ran into her college friends while walking her back home from that party Vi had taken her somewhere in Zaun a little over a week ago.
"yeah, well. someone's gotta do it, princess. We don't all live in palaces." She doesn’t turn to look back at Caitlyn, only gives her a fleeting glance over her shoulder, the little spray of freckles over her cheeks smooth and warmed by the heat of the day, and then her eyes are back on the shelf, the cans in the box at her feet. Instead, she presses the heel of her palm to her temple and sighs, rolls her shoulder into a stiff shrug (it's still killing her from when she fucked it up during boxing training and Vi does not notice, but Caitlyn frowns at her back when she does that, concerned) continues to stack cans, standing precariously on tip toes. She can hear Caitlyn fidgeting, shifting, her heels clicking on the parquet floor, her breath becoming shallow, sharp. She doesn't care, won't cave in. Her jaw is set, aching under the strain of the pressure she's imposing on it.
"Vi... I..." Caitlyn suddenly sounds strange, her voice soft, like a kiss, like an apology, and Vi's hand jerks at the sound, the can she's holding wobbles and the entire row begins to shift gently.
"Oh- careful-" and then she’s there, pressed against Vi's back, and Vi can feel her exhaling around her, the faint aroma of her perfume, warmed by her blood. The air is warm and filled with so much something that for a blinking second she forgets her anger. Caitlyn's hands are gentle on the back of hers, pressing the stock back into place. Her palm is smooth, narrow. It could fit right into hers. Cait tightens her fingers around her hand and squeezes, and Vi squeezes her eyes shut. "See," Cait teases, and it's for her ears only, her voice pitched low and breathless, a smooth, awkward drawl, the apology leaking through the words. "you’re a danger to us all."
Vi snorts, but it's more air than sound, choking in the back of her throat, and the charge of her electricity is skittering up her arms, and it's stupid, it's stupid how badly she wants her, what it does to her, touching her, kissing her, being anywhere near her; how she unravels, like a torn thread, loses her head; she looks at her and the air sucks out of the room, the world narrows down to her hands in hers, her eyes, her mouth, how she reaches for her, pulls her back in; she's been up and down and out of her mind for years, but ever since she's met Cait, every place she runs to is a place she knows how to find and Vi does not know what to do with it.
She feels Caitlyn's breath on her neck now, and something inside her snaps- she doesn't wanna hold onto her anger, her heart already, forgetting to hold its place, frantically trying to drag itself out of her body and onto the floor to crawl into her arms, starved for scraps of her warmth, her attention.
Her fingers curl into a fist and she feels the muscles in her left shoulder spasm, rolls it sharply into a shrug. Caitlyn gasps, surprised, her hand slipping off of hers. "you gonna move, cupcake?" she demands, finally turning around.
Caitlyn's just standing there, fidgeting, her hands smoothing her skirt, brushing a nonexistent speck from her sleeve, and it's almost funny, how Vi's immediately folding, how their eyes meet and with her, so close, the world feels alive; less dull.
"I don't want to." Cait whispers, with her red lips tight, and her hands now clasped tightly together, toying with her fingers. The little silver ring on her index finger's glinting under the lights.
"what am I supposed to say to that?"
"Something... Anything!"
Vi sighs, feeling her shoulders slump. They are all alone, it's 7:24 in the evening, and the cafe is empty. She stares at her, and feels the sting of her nails biting into her palm, suddenly aware of how hard she's been squeezing her hand into a fist. Last night, she had lain awake in her bed, staring at her picture until her eyes had glazed (Caitlyn looked happy in it, carefree with the sun behind her. Vi had scrolled past the one where her hair was spread out behind her like a fan. She had thought about how it had looked over her pillow, how waking up to her in a too-small bed in her too small room had felt, how warm she had been...) It had been three in the morning when her phone had died. Afterwards, she had dreamed of the two of them sleeping next to each other, but not touching; had dreamed of that night the two of them had laid under the stars together, how Caitlyn had taken her hand in hers and traced constellations across the sky, told her their names. Caitlyn's hair spread open like wildflowers and her laugh still hanging in the air; she had gotten mud on her shorts and squealed a lot about it, and Vi had snorted, called her a princess, and that had earned her a prim scowl, a slap on her bicep. And laughter. Caitlyn had straddled her waist and pinned her down, breathless. She had dreamed about that, too. How her mouth had tasted like flames on her tongue, her hands searching wild under her shirt, whispering "I want you, I want you, I need you".
"Okay... Something." Vi says, and it's petty. She pushes past her, and Caitlyn sighs, rolls her eyes, exasperated. She grabs onto her wrist and pulls her back, and Vi goes with it, doesn't pull away, but her jaw is set, and her eyes are hard, flaming, lit with the sun.
"Stop it!" Cait pleads, and Vi shrugs, doesn't back off when Caitlyn steps closer, her hand on her wrist.
"you stop it. I am working."
A huff, and there it is, that obnoxiously posh, perfect drawl filling her ears.
"oh, please! you've been avoiding me for days!"
"wow. your perceptive powers know no bounds."
"stop! Vi—" Caitlyn hisses, furiously grabbing onto her wrist when Vi tries to walk off and back to her work.
Bursts of sudden, blood-red anger pound like a fire alarm through her chest, and she is turning around again, her cheeks red, hot to the touch, and, "what do you want from me?" Vi shoots back, suddenly crowding her against the shelf. The cans and plastic cups on it rattle violently. One of them crashes onto the floor.
Caitlyn doesn't say anything, but lifts her chin and her lips part in a breathy gasp. Vi's eyes drop to her mouth, watching her lips when she licks them, says her name, or thinks she says her name, she's so breathless, blind with anger, the world has been narrowed down to the space between the two of them, the way it's pulsing as though it's alive, begging to be filled; Cait's mouth opens then closes. She shifts and the shelf rattles again. Vi feels her fingers suddenly on her, poised at her hips, and her eyes slip off her mouth to her hand on her hip; Caitlyn immediately pulls it away, her hands listless, falling onto her sides; her mouth is slack. She feels her breath everywhere at once like a hundred sighs. Her eyes trace the shape of Cait's mouth, and she can feel that muscle that's aching in her shoulder spasm again; feels her jaw work, stiff and hard, like she's been punched. Her watch starts beeping loudly and they both look down at its warning, it saying abnormal heart rate detected.
When she looks up, Caitlyn's eyes are already on her, fire-bright and drowning. She's got a strange smile on her mouth, like she's won something. She surges forward and crashes her lips to hers.
Caitlyn's fingers find the side of her face, the smooth moon of her sharp jaw, squeezing hard. Vi's fingers are in her hair, pulling, and she is gasping, harder than Caitlyn now, she wants the heat of her with sharp teeth and wild desire, licking it off the roof of her mouth, sucking on her tongue, putting her mouth everywhere she lets her, on her neck, beneath her jawbone, licking frantically, kissing her cheek, her ear. She feels Cait's hands on her ass, her teeth sinking into her shoulder, and she loses her mind, melting under her mouth when Cait draws her back in, her lips finding the crook of her neck to drag across her throat, to her jaw, to her mouth, kissing her harder. She tastes sweet, and her heart hammers against her ribs. She cannot breathe and her cheeks are bright pink and that moment stretches out like a flood, drowning them both in its furious depth, they are both wild and all heat and quick bloodstreams and passion like exposed wires. With a hiss, she breaks apart from Cait, breathing hard.
When they break apart, her head's spinning round and round, but Caitlyn's there, already cupping her face, her thumbs splaying out over the swell of her cheeks, drawing her back in to the world around them. "I am sorry" she is saying, all blue wide eyes, mouth still redpink (Vi's is on fire and probably, she thinks suddenly, covered in the sheen of Cait's slightly glittery lipgloss). For a long time, Vi doesn't say anything.
Her lips are on her forehead and her jeans are ruining the lace of her skirt with their coarseness. She presses her nose to hers, breathing in hard. Caitlyn's rubbing her thumb across the arch of her cheekbone softly, and she can feel her shaking against her, a slight, soft tremor.
"your lipgloss tastes strange." she whispers, finally, and surprise explodes across Cait's face like a firework, her lips parting again, but then, she's smiling, and Vi's smiling too, or as good as, her eyes are glazed over and she's still reeling from her, her lungs burning.
"shut up..." Cait says primly.
She’s done for. A flush returns to her body, and her skin ignites with goosebumps.
"okay."
When she kisses her, the world stops spinning, it's just she and her, and her mouth on hers, and Caitlyn's thighs, and her hand between them, her nails on her back, how she says meet me tonight? and she doesn't even think about it, she's already saying yes, yes, it's agony, it's starvation, she wants her; she's missed her; afterwards, she feels that kiss on her mouth everywhere she goes, like a secret, like a warning, but she holds onto it like it's everything she's got that is hers only, and doesn't say anything when Jinx asks her why she's smiling at the walls. She shrugs, says, I'm going out tonight. Tell Ekko, I'm sorry. Next time I'll join. Jinx gives her weird looks, and she chugs her energy drink in one go.
When Caitlyn shows up, with her sharp, perfect smile and eyes that scream their hunger everywhere they touch her, it feels like she loves her and there aren’t words enough and there never will be. She's tall and beautiful, and when she slips on a rock, her thigh high boots too high heeled, Vi catches her and they're laughing when she calls he klutz and Caitlyn punches her in the shoulder, and for now, that's enough. The two of them, in the shadows; the two of them alone, under the sky; them and the stars and Caitlyn's hand in hers, tracing their shape.
Her and the stars, and Vi watching her mouth when she tells her their names.
@lunamonroeao3
#caitlyn: trying to be nice and apologize / is actually awkward af and a loser and accidentally rude <3 Vi: DRAMA queen but she is right.#i love how i told pippa this was gonna be about them baking cupcakes. my hand SLIPPED.#anyway! this is for taylor!! <3 I'm sorry it's bad I wrote it in between doing 300 things omg but congrats miss lawyer!!#caitvi#caitlyn x vi#arcane*#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi au
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I don’t think it makes sense to assume that Jason was mocking Mia’s past. At all. The thing that got jason painted as violent back in the 80s was his anger against rapists…how does that turn into mocking a victim? and that entire story was written by winick. Do we honestly think winick intended to communicate that? The same writer who made Jason’s first kill a man who was trafficking children? Who had Jason pause in his mission of madness to make sure those kids were found by the right people so they wouldn’t be in further danger?
#let’s knock on our skulls and kick our brains back into gear okay?#you can maintain that it wasn’t well executed or that the role mia played here bothers you#but you can’t say jason was mocking her for that or even seriously trying to hurt her physically#he was bsing like 90% of the story with his constant ‘we should all kill anyone who inconveniences us! speedy and GA should try to kill me#if they want to win’ like we understand that yes?#but that last part of his convo with Mia was the one serious part#he was wrong! of course he was wrong about ollie. but this was also Jason’s first time meeting ollie#it was ridiculous and unnecessary on his end and it put mia thru the emotional wringer for nothing#but that wasn’t the Intention. it was a stupid thing done by someone who never expected anything to come of it but still said what *to him*#was a way of offering advice#and as for the ppl who go ‘stop reaching abt jason being a victim and just read Mia instead’#a) there’s more to Mia’s character than her past. anyone who thinks that fits Jason’s past wouldn’t necessarily like mia bc they’re not the#same character#it’s the same way that if jason was confirmed to have been a victim of SA as a kid then all of Mia’s fans wouldn’t love him like they love#her? this is common sense. anyways stop being assholes online and just recommend characters too ppl nicely#b) more than one character can have experienced a similar form of abuse. also common sense#c) it’s not an unreasonable hc#d) it doesn’t hurt you personally. none of this killed your grandma#once again: hate whoever you like but choosing the interpretation that doesn’t make sense just to make up a#‘valid’ reason is serious loser behaviour
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So we know that Dooku was Leia's assigned Force ghost (canon to me, no I will not be taking questions) but who would get Sifo-Dyas? Or did he use up all his ghost juice keeping his promise from the book to haunt Dooku's miserable ass if he ever got him killed?
#Karr from Force Collector seems like an obvious choice since he's listening to the Sifo-Dyas recording and trying to find him#and thinking about how handsome and brave he seems which is nice#but it never really happens#yes I know neither of these losers actually seem like they're ever getting ghosts#the conclusion of the Yoda comic was likely the best (worst) we'll get#sifo dyas#dooku
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Someone tried to do ai generate batman's actual face. Good god did it look horrible.
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even tho i didnt do much today online for the wedding day (i did say it was private after all LOL but maybe one day for an anniversary ill be able to do something more), i appreciate everyone ur all so kind 🖤 literally when i started selfshipping, i was like,, “heh im too good for marriage 😼 only ugly people get married /ref could never be me!!!” but bro,.. it COULD be me!!!
edward is just a very important person to me (ik i keep on saying it but…. 13 years!!!) and hes been with me for such a long time. it just felt right even if i couldnt do anything exactly big or w/e!!!!
anyway ill be a little afk during the next 2 days (might post something while im away idk i havent decided yet lmao)!! but ill do my best to rb moot posts whenever i see them and im free :]
#sorry for the c.lass of 0.9 reference 😭 married moots i dont mean it!!!!!!#i was not in a slump the last past days from some online stuff (no one here. just losers trying to get underneath my skin)#so having a nice day with nicey ppl has rlly improved my mood :]#txt
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[ID in alt text] my magnum opus
#the owl house#toh#hunter toh#lilith clawthorne#i have hcs about their dynamic but they're mostly comedic tbh#like yeah it's fucked up that Lilith had beef with a child but it's also pathetic and i think that takes the edge off it tbh#hunter kinda knows this. he doesn't like her and i appreciate it when ppl read it as ''hes walking on eggshells around her''#based on that one dana art#i think it's a fair read#but i personally like to read it as equal parts nervousness and annoyance at having to be placed with Mean Un-Fun Lilith#hunter thinks she's a loser and has no idea why she hates him so much. he's just trying to do his job man#(my personal elaborate hc as to how this dynamic formed is that hunter as a child used to think Lilith was cool! he wanted to be like her!)#(unfortunately his braggadocios persona as the golden guard gave Lilith the impression that he was Out For Her Job and also Life)#(and bc she's Lilith these threats from a child are taken seriously. she will play nice when Belos is around but she DOES NOT TRUST HIM)#(and she's just not going to interrogate her own insecurities regarding yet another bubbly teen prodigy coming in and stealing her thunder)#(she is definitely not getting reminded of her own insecurities related to eda being better than her growing up. no sir)#(she totally doesn't see the emperor as her mom whaaat that's crazy)#(ANYWAY post canon i think they could be good friends. bitchy friends but good friends)#(someone the other comes to when they need a brutally honest opinion! steve hangs out with them too. ex emperor's coven buddies!)
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