#ngl that would be quite funny
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do you think charles will do a teary eyed "take care of our carlos" video to williams yes or no
#ngl that would be quite funny#but also i don't think i'd survive the 2nd hand embarassment#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#charlos#formula 1#ruyakasun's f1 bs
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look i know the most likely option for why kipperlilly hates riz specifically is that he like has amazing grades and good friends and is one of agueforts faves while like chronically skipping class and breaking the rules (and laws) but i also have 18 stupid ass reasons i wrote down from rewatching s1 that i think are funnier
#i have not stopped thinking about her mentioning him in counseling since we learned ab it clearly#i also wanna know if it was before or after gibbons died caus it would be really fucking funny if it was quite literally the first day#also it’s crazy she felt comfortable talking to jawbone about all that considering the bad kids basically got him the job#thought i think jawbone would very much understand anger issues and feeling unfairly treated in the system ngl#anyways#fhjy spoilers#d20 fhjy#fantasy high#fhjy#kipperlilly copperkettle#riz gukgak#jawbone o'shaughnessey#original overanalyzing
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Some Stacey sketches from today ft. an outfit I saw on Pinterest.
[Image Description: A series of digital drawings of Eustace Winner from Ace Attorney. First (upper left) is a lineart drawing of young Eustace doing a peace sign at the camera and smiling smugly, with an arrow with the label ‘Eukaryote’ pointing towards him. Second (lower left) is a lineart drawing of Eustace attempting to solve a Rubik’s cube, with a bewildered expression on his face. Third (center) is a coloured drawing of Eustace in an alternative outfit, composed of a red jacket, blue vest, blue skirt over tights and black shoes with ankle straps. The original outfit is to the right for reference. Fourth (lower right) is a lineart drawing of Eustace with the thought bubble containing the ‘You’re Winner’ meme image. End Description]
#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney series#aai#aai2#aai collection#yumihiko ichiyanagi#sebastian debeste#eustace winner#girl obsessed with ace attorney seeing a red jacket over blue vest: ‘Getting Themis Legal Academy vibes from this.’#ngl the beta designs for Seb/Stacey are really funny. especially the little Detective Conan looking one.#the idea that your ‘rival’ was going to be a literal 8 year old is very silly.#I quite like the design with the Rubik’s cube - wonder what he would have done with it?#but I think a baton as the Prop Of Choice was the best.#let me know if the ID is alright. If its preferable I’ll separate images and do individual descriptors for each.
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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#central election ballot counting ongoing rn and it's so fucking funny#the ruling party is nationalistic + right wing and they won by a massive majority last term and they got too cocky#tenfold the Islamophobia and shit. oh and in the recent campaign the PM spoke about how he's 'sent by god himself to fulfill his mission'#i wish i was kidding... there's a bbc article on this#well yeah. so the opposition formed a coalition bloc for this election. and right now the difference in votes are *this* close#this is despite the nasty games in politics like vote buying and arresting people in opposition and kicking them out of parliament#they made some massive religious issue recently as a part of their political propaganda too but THEY LOST IN THAT AREA THIS TIME#god. the citizens are fucking tired of their shit. good for them#ngl the opposition isn't great either. and a coalition full of conflicting interests would mean an unstable government w no strong leader#so we're fucked either way#but glad to know democracy is alive and well in this country#this has been entertaining. the markets are crashing so i invested quite a bit on stocks lmao#megumi in the tags#indian elections#indian elections 2024#desi tag
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id like the many many people who said my romeo & juliet uquiz reminded them of in stars and time to know i started playing it and hell fuckin yeah
#*cough* watch me on twitch *cough*#link in pinned post what who said that#i’m only like three loops in (last time i died bonnie pushed me into the tears) and i’m OBSESSED with loop#they’re so me coded fr#like yeah they’re so player/creator;;; literally like any time i’ve been like ‘what would it be like if i met one of my ocs’ i basically do#exactly what they do lmao#i’ve only met them the once but like. i love their weird vibes. just. not quite malevolent not quite benevolent#exactly as they should be#id seen fanart of them & siffrin before and ngl i thought they’d be more outright antagonistic and i mean i’m only a few loops in who knows#maybe they will be. but i love the way they are now. oh also why the fuck aren’t the other members of the party more popular im obsessed w#them. i didn’t even know they existed before playing this. mira belle is an absolute delight odile is so funny isabeau’s a himbo (& BONNIE!)#every time i open my menu and see bonnie it’s so so good#idk maybe the other characters are more popular i’ve only seen the stuff that’s gotten rbed to my dash#i’ve tried to avoid spoilers and all so maybe that plays a part idk#crazwaz posted
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looking at my gif ideas list and feeling absolutely nothing has to be one of the most crushing feelings as a creator
#life#ngl i've been feeling my drive to make gifs slowly declining but would always brush it away as 'having a bad day'#and just push myself to make things because those are MY blorbos?? and if i don't make anything then no one will#but i fear i'm slowly approaching the end of things#like i downloaded the hug mod and looked at it and looked at it and looked at it#and felt absolutely nothing#mel from like 5 months ago would be STOKED af about it rushing to find the prettiest location the cutest outfits etc.#and now i'm just.. yea#funny enough i was inspired to write quite a bit today so holding on to that creatively#not to be all gloom and doom though fingers crossed it's just exhaustion and heat doing a number on me#but i just felt like finally voicing what's been going on in my noggin#will go sit in the garden today and plant some flowers and see how i feel about things after that
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I gave Zigzag a pet chicken lmao
#my art#Gal#Now I have a silly cat and a silly chicken#And they both hate eachother lmaooo#Also colouring this chicken was a journey#I recoloured her like 7 times#And was fighting the urge to just colour her like a blue stardew chicken#But I finally found the colours in the end#Also she can headbutt ppl and teleport them#I gave her silly abilities just to make her seem more alien#Also bc its funny imagining someone pissing off this chicken and she’s just like#Headbutts#Sends person to some random moon#Gal feels like another “I instantly love this character” kinda creature ngl#Not quite as much as winky was#but close#also yes her full name is galvanized square steel#I thought it was hilarious#also bc zigzag would do that#“you're a cute chicken I'm gonna name you after my 756th favourite building material!”#And then everyone proceeded to only call her Gal because who in their right mind would constantly call her by her full name#Project Lapis
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i am severely upset at the sexyman polls for this year. yeah its absolutely because im biased and not a single one of the mtt won. but killer vs error is still going on you say!!! NO,,,,, killer's lost,,,,, its 70 error 30 killerISH so yeah,,,,, none of the mtt MADE!!!! IT!!!! and with the boom in killer content these past few months i wasSO FUCKING SURE that he'd like AT LEAST get higher up. nope. because of ERROR. listen i like him. he was my og bias when i first joined this fandom. i was an error fanatic. but bro,,,,, bro,,,,,,,,, killer,,,,, lost,,,,,, AND FUCKING HORROR AND DUST LOST TOO!!!! LIKE WHAY. WHAT. PUTTING HORROT AGAINST ERROR AND DUST AGAINST CROSS!!!! THEYRE LITERALLY BOTH THE TWO GUYS THAT (1/2 of them) WON LAAT YEAR!!!! OF COURSE THEYRE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MTT!!!!! this is very upseting im really sad imMAD. but no point in being a sore loser.... mtt won in my HEART 🧡
dust laughing at both horror and killer for getting the shit beaten out of them by error and then they bring up the fact that he lost to CROSS. this is the second time someone in the mtt lost to cross (theyre all making out in the loser's room) (mtt poly real btw)
#sexyman polls but instead its all just mtt and peoples' aus and varients#i COULD NOT be able to vote. it would be hell for me WHO WOULD I CHOOSE#i CAN'T choose dude i literally wouldn't be able to at all#do i vote for og mtt my pookies??? or jk mtt my besties???? or mst my children????? WHO DO I VOTE FOR#i think i would be biased to the murder swap trio. i haven't mad any content for them at all but like#i spent my TIME and EFFORT into them. and they are cool ngl i really like their concepts#too bad swapinverse isnt seeing the light of day until goddamn 2026 or something because i cant be bothered to make content of it#oops! savior mania paranoia you guys are JUST FOR ME. just me only! nobody else gets to see you guys#or literally anyone else in swapinverse.... i love swapinverse.#they need to make the tag limit like 60 or something i have too many thoughts#quite a few too many times on my posts have i hit the limit and then had to choose#my tags trembling in fear as i pick and choose which to delete in order to make space for the fandom tags#tricule rant#i still have more tags time toRAMBLE!!! i love the idea of dust and horror having opposite ish souls#like dust's soul is PACKED with magic. like crackling and sparking and glowing purple with just how much he has in there bc of his LV stuff#i dont believe in the idea that dust suffers physically from LV or whatever because like. when has that EVER happened#its a cool idea though and i get to pick and choose which headcanons i believe in as god of these fictional characters and creations#anyways OBVIOUSLY horror's soul is dim and shriveled and looks like a fucking dead leaf. because lack of food lack of magic#even though he very clearly DOES have a lot of magic and shows it multiple times in horrortale.....#ok triglycercule you keep contradicting yourself. stop it. BUT THERES TOO MANY MTT HCS OUT THERE!!! AND SOME OF THIS IS CANON!!!!!#god the mttverse is gonna kill me one day too many interpretations TOO MANY CHOICES#anyways i just like that soul idea bc of the contrast. dust too much magic horror not enough. horrordust real#and then killer pulls up with his yn main character ass unique soul with stages#the GET OUT sound effect plays. anyways they all love eachothers souls and unique differences in them#everyday im reminded of the fact that killer is a little. just an EENSY bit more of a special character that horror or dust#he has too much shit going on someone assassinate him. preferably two fellas with names starting with H and D alternatively M#i love coming up with various sayings to kill/shut myself up. someone sedate me#i just remembered this dream where i say to my friend i hope ___ gets into a sticky situation#and then ___ goes into a bathroom comes out and then someone else says ___ WHY ARE YOU ALL STICKY#it was so funny i laughed myself awake. it was SO funny. i saw this person in school today
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People discussing Israel's racist policies and Israel's policy of fucking over non Rabbinic communities and fucking up the transmission of diaspora cultures (such as the teaching of languages) is not the time to go "we don't need gentiles in our intracommunity politics". Foundational to Israel is "maintaining a Jewish majority". These communities are attacked in lathe part because they are seen as not being as Jewish as White, Ashkie, Western European Jews (with respect to how Eastern European Jews are also often mistreated), or their Judaism is otherwise seen as deficient. The maintenance of this majority is also why Palestinians generally, cannot really get an Israeli citizenship, even if they wanted to, and sometimes even if they can prove they are of Jewish descent. "Who is a Jew and what is a Jewish culture" is a constructed boundary: for the past 70 odd years it has been a boundary used for violence. If you want anti-zionists to have politics informed by the needs of Jews, they must be party to these discussions.
#cipher talk#Also seeing a post like 'talking about racism in Israel feels bad bc it casts Ashkenazim as evil elites imo'#(Person saying this WAS white AFAIK and that's very funny given not all Ashkenazim are white- and most posts I've seen#Are made by Jews or POC focusing on whiteness more than 'Ashkienormativity')#Then seeing a post like 'I don't believe you care about Yiddish if you only use it to attack Hebrew >:(' is nuts#Which is it do 'gentiles' care too much about Ashkenazi culture and use it as a weapon or do they pick on them as the acceptable group of#'Bad jews' (as people like to put it)?#And ngl any white person pulling this right now definitely doesn't care that much about JOC normally. If they did they'd let them say when#They're uncomfortable lmao because thar is the point of reference you need when discussing racism here#Otherwise you're just doing the 'white person shuts down conversation about racism because they feel upset' thing that everyone does#Including gentiles. Including gentiles who belong to groups (like white Latinos white Irish and Scottish people etc) who have faced#Marginalisation discrimination and genocide#And if you as a white person aren't doing that that tells me you either don't care to pay attention or you don't talk to JOC#So you don't know when JOC are actually uncomfortable and a lime is being crossed#And that's pretty bad because there's quite a few Mizrahim who are aggressive Zionists lmao and would love for you to use them as shield
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winter 2024 first impressions: ishura
and so we ring in the new year with some beautiful doomed yuri that lasts only until a weird guy appear
typical
i picked this one up for the cast (romi park my beloved please arrive soon) and it's off to an alright start imo. the fight sequences were pretty good, visually, but the soundtrack didn't blow me away—and i really wish it did. the ost wasn't bad or anything, but if it had stood out more to me, i feel like it would have elevated the action scenes as a whole
the premise is remarkably simple so far, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. i often like simple, but it means the series will swim or sink based on its characters (who were mostly only namedropped towards the end of the first episode, so time will tell if they compel me)
one element of the worldbuilding i did like is there are these big mech type 'golems' facing off against humans, some of whom can use magic. exceedingly standard stuff
but then!
you see one of the golems using the same magic humans wield, which was a nice little twist i quite enjoyed. not sure if anything will become of that detail, since it seems like the series is shaping up to be more of a pvp battle royale than a pve humans vs golems type story
(side note this feels like it would make a pretty sick video game)
the weakest part of the first ep, to me, was the pacing. it just felt rushed, but that's mostly understandable since this ep was clearly just set-up for the 'main' plot. i feel like it might have benefited from being an hour-long episode, or maybe all this backstory would have felt more impactful if we saw it later, with the 'main' plot starting in medias res and circling back to this later? idk it wasn't The Worst, i just feel it (the pacing) could have been Better
also content warning for anyone who might need it: there was at least one instance of extremely graphic violence in this first ep, which i anticipate might continue through the series, so heads up on that
tl;dr it's fine so far
#crab watches#ishura#winter 2024#first impressions#to ramble a bit more on the pacing...#i'm liking where yuno's character wound up by the end of the episode#the ''wow this guy is powerful... kinda want him dead ngl'' vibe is a pleasant surprise#and a nice subversion of the helpless girl companion trope#but i kind of think it would have been an even more impactful 'twist' if we'd gotten a bit more time with her#showing both her peaceful life AND her in the aftermath of the attack on her city#like as is she basically speedran survivor's guilt which is kind of funny but probably in an unintentional way lol#of course her survivor's guilt isn't necessarily something that's completely Resolved already#i thought it was for the most part done quite well! especially when she defeats a golem quite... easily?#and has that moment of anguish over realizing she maybe could have saved her girlfriend#but all that just happened so fast#which is just the natural cost of a 20min episode so i'm not like mad about it per se#just... rambling ok i'm done now tl;dr again it's fine so far
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#Just rambles here...............#Can't play the new pokemon games so i'm just playing pokemon fangames#Really in love with both pkmn reborn and pkmn rejuvanation#The map designs is awesome. I have not explored the entire map yet but so far. All areas have ways that connect to the first area you start#It's just make the starting point feel that make special. Because everything has connections to it instead of just a place that you get y#Your starters then...''rarely'' visit again (mostly to have your proffessor to check on your dex)#Ngl. The battles does make me want to quit sometimes (Rejuvenation does have different modes tho). But that would make me feeling a lot of#Satisfication after winning them#I find it funny how the MC from both games have seen a lot of really intense stuffs. Even murders
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So i decided to go back and read one of my old wattpad stories and i found this author's note.....
Little did 14 year old me know that she would eventually play the game a year later and become obsessed with it to the point of having 5 ships for it, an OC who is also a fankid for one of said ships and 2 fanfics planned
(Also in case anyone's curious about the ray sipe bit, he's that one old man who made the "you have been banned from the mickey mouse club" meme among others)
#danganronpa#funny#wattpad#wattpad stuff#wattpad story#old story#writing#danganronpa shitpost#fandom#fandoms#fandom humor#ngl i think it's kinda funny how i thought i was SO cool that people would actually see this shitty fanfic and ask ray sipe to remake#a scene from it#writers on tumblr#the story's called bad boy bible school btw#meme#shitpost#shitposting#do be warned though that the story kinda didn't age well and has quite a bit of homophobia. racism and used the transphobic term 'tr*p
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so far im learning the TME manhwa is a more well-paced and fleshed out version of the story but I think the manhwa only makes the most sense if you’ve read the light novel (and vice versa). Some things I was confused about in the plot (such as how magic stones work) got explained in the LN.
The manhwa is a more palatable political narrative story that puts a lot of emphasis on the romantic slowburn between characters and their clashing interests giving rise to gradual character development while the light novel ditches a lot of its romantic connotations (barring Lyla having lots of gay thoughts about Helene/Ellie and some cute Lyla/Fian moments) in favor of exploring Lyla’s journey for a purpose after she’s been abandoned by her old world and has nowhere left to go in this one.
Also Lyla herself is a much deeper and angstier character in the light novel and I really love the facets of nuance she gains in the light novel. Her craving her family’s acknowledgment and missing home despite knowing its fucked up to want to go home and the way she admits Phillip’s desire for a better world gave her purpose and meaning in this one is such a fascinating take on her character.
Lyla in the LN feels more personal, from the way she feels obligated to give OG!Lyla a better life away from her awful family to the way she struggles to find the reason behind her own existence and looks up to Phillip’s wishes for a better world as her meaning in life (which I actually like bc it makes Phillip feel much more sentimental).
I also really like that there’s layers of bitterness and resentment towards Helene despite Lyla clearly worshipping her, and even if this Helene shows more friendliness to her than in the manhwa it’s clear Lyla isn't happy with how Helene is adored and loved while OG!Lyla was clearly screwed over and how unfair that is
#the might extra#TME LN#i quite like light novel!Lyla ngl#she's not quite as conniving and fun and “palatable” as the manhwa's take on her#but instead she feels more deeply personal and really like she's a woman who doesn't know where she's going in life#and it makes her feel more human in a way the manhwa hasn't quite reached#hard to put it into words but manhwa!Lyla is funny and easy to root for and easy to adore as someone who is working to live in this world#while light novel!Lyla is more like a sad and tragic existence who just happens to be trying to figure out her purpose as she goes#and i rather adore that the LN version of Lyla resents everyone in Belliana even Helene#because it's neat to see Lyla be bitter towards Helene for her hand in OG!Lyla's circumstances instead of handwaving Helene's transgression#if there's one thing i like about the LN over the manhwa it's that Lyla worships Helene but doesn't dare apologize for her actions to Lyla#because as much as i go awwww over Lyla supporting Helene in the manhwa i think it makes more sense for her to be hostile to her#especially because it doesn't seem like Helene did anything to stop the circumstances surrounding Lyla's death and if I were Lyla I think-#i too would resent Helene for sitting by and doing nothing to help Lyla out when she was suffering regardless of one's feelings towards her
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accidentally emulating christian dior's New Look in spirit at my volunteering job by stuffing my pockets with so many maps and notebooks and pieces of paper that my hips look like i've padded them
#none of my other pockets bulge in /quite/ this way i think it's because these trousers have sooooo many darts#i think i'm very funny#missing a corset though. would kill for some back support ngl#htoo rambles
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☆ boynextdoor reaction to you biting them
requested: no
genre: fluff ig?
warnings: none that i can think of
word count: 1.1k
a/n: more self indulgent things because I have a biting problem.
sungho:
gobsmacked
yk that really shocked face he makes where his mouth is open and his eyes are wide?
that's his face when he realises you bit him
it's a light bite but it's unexpected
you two are in the lower homes living room just chilling. sungho is playing fifa while you just mindlessly scroll on your phone. eventually you get tired of your phone and now you need your boyfriends attention. but sungho is locked in on the game and you know simply asking for his attention wouldn't work. so naturally you do what must be done. and you bite his arm. you bit him lightly but you've never bitten him before so man was s h o c k e d. he looks towards you eyes wide, mouth open and then looks at his arm, then back at you.
"hi"
"hi? did you just bite me?"
"mhm"
"why?"
you bit him again and cuddled up in his side 😌
riwoo:
goes silent
riwoo.exe has stopped responding
like remember the funnextdoor episode where he went quiet and woonhak was like "riwoo is trying to think of something funny to say"
kinda like that
riwoo gives me yapper vibes so...
you two are sitting at the table in the kitchen just enjoying some snacks while talking about your day. he's probably telling you about a new dance he's learning or something stupid that happened at dance practice. you're just listening and watching your absolute cutie patootie of a boyfriend yap away. as he's doing this you cant help but notice how cute his cheeks look. and how biteable they look.... and so to preserve your own sanity you do just that. you bite his cheek 😌. following your bite all you hear is, well, nothing. sanghyeok is just sitting staring at you with wide eyes, bite unfinished. man is shocked, flustered, flabbergasted and so much more
"riwoo?"
"..."
"baby?"
"..."
"sanghyeok?"
"..."
jaehyun:
menace pt1
bros probably going to start singing bite me ngl
but we know hes a dramatic pookie
so that too
you and jaehyun are in his room. hes studying some english. youre having the time of your life, laying with your head in his lap, watching him struggle to pronounce "yacht". you offered to help him but noooo, he can do it. refuses to let you help because he wants to prove he can do it himself and with any other word you wouldnt doubt him. he's quite good at english and hes improving rapidly but the word "yacht"... its a pain in the ass to learn at first even if english is your first language. i mean look at it it should be pronounced "ya ch t" or something. he had first said "ya ch t" and was convinced that's how it was pronounced until he looked at your face and realised he was wrong. but was going to ask for help? no? but manz could NOT figure out what else it could be.
after about 5 minutes of watching him struggle you got fed up and decided to MAKE him listen to you. so you leaned your head down. and but his thigh. surprised at first, bamboozled even. but once he realised what had happened he started giggling soon followed by you. after recovering from the laughing fit, he did not miss a single beat and started singing in that voice he uses to annoy sungho.
"its you and me in this world 내게로 다시 와 tie me"
"seriously? thats you first response?!?!"
"날 구원할 거라면 just come kiss me and bite me"
"sure but say 'yacht' first"
"HEY"
taesan:
bites back.
thats it
thats the headcanon
jk but fr
i cant find it now but theres a video of taesan biting jaehyun and bro just nommed in jaehyuns arm
which is why im 100% sure he would bite back
honestly wouldnt even be phased
its probably your love language as a couple
you and taesan were at the studio, taesan was working on some new songs while you sat nearby doing some assignments. eventually the words you were typing started floating around the screen and you didnt even know what you were typing so you decided it was a good time to take a break. but if youre taking a break then taesan should also be taking a break because 1. he was probably tired too and 2. how dare he work while youre taking a break instead of giving you attention. so you decided to give him a few minutes so that he wouldnt lose his train of though. plus he looks so cute when hes focused so...
HOWEVER a few minutes turned into 10 minutes. 10 minutes turned into 20. and eventually half an hour passed. you realised taesan wasnt about to take a break any time soon, so you decided to take matters into your own hands. you slowly crept up behind him and attacked. bro did not move. just looked at you smiled and pulled you into his lap. you may not have gotten a reaction but hey, now you get attention from your boyfriend. with no consequences... right? err❌ wrong.
"whats up?"
"you should take a break youve been working for so long. nonstop"
"okay"
"youre just going to listen? that easily?"
"hmm?" *bites you*
leehan:
menace pt2
takes it as an opportunity to flirt
teases you to no end
i keep thinking about that boynextdoor 2night video where while spinning bottle the jaehyun told him he was doing it the wrong way
and he was like ill do it how i want
so like
think abt that
you and leehan were watching a kdrama while cuddling. initially both of you were very invested and you kept fangirling over the male lead (me every time i watch unlock my boss) and leehan would laugh and jokingly complain about it. after about two more episodes you noticed that leehan hadnt said anthing in a while so you looked towards him and saw that he had dozed off. but this was unacceptable how could he leave you to watch people try to kill each other on your own. no absolutely not. this was not allowed. how dare he. you first tried slightly shaking him awake, it woke him up but he just mumbled something unintelligible and closed his eyes again. time for plan b. biting him.
it worked. quite well. too well.
"why???"
"why what?"
"baby i know i taste good but if youre hungry the gummies might serve you better"
"you left me alone to watch mr.oh be mean to my husband 😔"
"hey its ok i didnt hear anything he said about me~"
"oh god you know what go back to sleep"
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