#neway im going to bed

[miscellaneous--bones]

must be hard to go on walks when ur partners are both well over 6ft tall and ur only barely 5'4

[imreszekeres]

first round of OC memes is out! this is my latest little project!! :))) The votes for who yall wanna see/like more were pretty even (evidently nobody likes Moth. sad violin as I throw him into the shadow realm forever. oh well Amber could do better anyway /J) so Im just going to draw EVERYONE LOL!!! :D

Vanessa (she/her) belongs 2 meeeee >:)

[ivymarquis]

WIP Wednesday

Tagged by @gaeadene and @direwombat !!

Tagging; @random0lover @bunny-extract @tacticalanklebiter3000 @deadbranch and uhhhhh YOU friend who is reading this (I think most of my fc5 mutuals already posted theirs???? Hello cod muts how are y’all)

Neway here’s a snippet that will eventually be worked into the honey(badger) fic because I think it’s funny but idk where it would go lmao

For those of y’all who are new here Honey is two steps from being an OC but has no descriptors beyond being a southern, plus sized nurse so weeeeee

Soap has just stepped off the elevator with Honey in tow behind him when his phone starts ringing.

Looking to see it’s Price’s name on the screen, he’s confused on why the captain is calling him so quickly after the taskforce has gone their separate ways for the night. Even when still on base everyone would at least take a day or so to themselves normally.

“Captain?” There is no way he’s already being called back in.

“You know what I was looking forward to tonight, Soap?” Price begins. This does nothing to alleviate Soap’s confusion. “Sleeping in my own damn bed.”

He sounds agitated, and Soap isn’t following on how he’s got anything to do with Price’s plan.

“So color me surprised when-no sooner than my head hits the pillow, thank you- Im getting a phone call that you’re roaming the medical wing stealing nurses.”

John Soap Mactavish sputters at the accusation. “I’m not stealing nurses.”

He can feel Price burning a hole in his head through the phone.

“Alright it was one nurse. And I didn’t steal her. She’s not a bloody toaster.”

“You literally tossed me over your shoulder in a fireman’s carry,” Honey protests. “He absolutely stole me, Price.”

“Her shift ended an hour ago. She wasn’t performing fucking CPR on someone. She was charting.”

“Don’t fucking do it again, you muppet.”

Click.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 33, putting clothes on just to take them off again, again!

AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don’t lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz raven 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1

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“Oh my fuking god!1” I shooted sadly. “Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?”

“Hel no!” she said. “Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?”

“Sure, but my name isn't Lizzen Egogy." I said sadly. It must be the curse, that thing is tenacious if anything and my beauty is just so great that people keep forgetting my name. Must be because I'm so goffik. I went outside the door. Richard was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.

“Hey Sexxy.” I said.

“How’d it go Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers?” he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.

“Fine.” I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.

“How far did u go wif Satan?” Richard asked jealously.

“Not 2 far, lol.” I borked.

“Will you hav to do it with him?” Richard asked angstily.

“I hop not 2 far!111” I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.

“What happened 2 Snipe?” I growled.

“U will see.” Richard giggled mistressly. He opened a door……………Snap nd Lumpkin werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.

“NOOOO PLZ!1111” Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Snipe’s blod den Richard and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak bed. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven’t herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Richard put on ‘desolition liverz’ by MCR. Den………………………………………….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I felt pretty stupid talking about how I was going to put on a carefully planned outfit just to immediately take it off again. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.

“Oh Richard!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Richard!1111” I screemed passively as he got an eructation.

“I luv u TaEbory.” he whispred sexily and den he fel aspleep lol.

"Wow, I literally fucked his brains out!" I thought as I drifted off to sleep.

[bambirosedoll]

Hmmmm today. Definitely feeling more exhibitionist today. Like really sort of driven? Idk. Head wise... okay. Maybe a little floaty some. Definitely had a moment were bambis programming took hold?

CW: bs trigger discussion

Was getting ready to take off bambis collar and so far had been really good about honoring bambis uniform programming when going to remove it. Well today i was like thinking of like not doing that and resisting the programming?

Gd it tumblr why didnt u save?

Anyway was thinking of restiting the uniform program compulsion and just sort of ended up petting the collar. And when i pressed it i sort of collapsed on the bed. Like part of me wanted to play along witj the programming? It migjt have been the most distinct bambi has ever felt? Like almost imagining her voice?

Laid like limp and droopy like a doll for a while until i mentally sort of agreed to suck bambis cock (one of her dildos) before i could sort of move again. Tried unbuckling without the thing and dropped again and did finally suck on a dildo.to take off her collar.

Idk part of me.just was like was i just experimenting? I havent even listened to that file in ages. I know ive listen to it as part of the 20 day. Plus maybe a few others?

Neway im not.evdn sure if anyone is reading this.

The rest of the day was bland and mostly boring. Checked in with my dr today. Levels are doing well (oh yeah, did bambi mention she was back on hormones? For a little while now). Dr is going to send some otc recommendations for maybe inducing lactation. My dr woukd make such a good bambi 😋 and she is super hot.

Chatted with some guys. I definitely still have my hangups about my age and this bambi thing. Like im still surprised anyone finds me hot. But ty to those who do 💖

Worked on dm stuff. Yes nerd girl. Had fun coming up with campaign hooks for a new campaign im starting this weekend?

Mmmm is this sexy? Or just weird. Idk

Today's look

On Wednesdays we wear pink

Last night listened to this playlist

And up to level 14 on bambi cloud

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My riddlar 2 i REALLY need to improve the composition here good lord. buttt here he is. The fabled end of the movie riddler redesign..atp io dont even think i should really consider these "redesigns" theyre just alternate universe designs or something. In which his cuntiness is amplified by 5million;. and so is his poor eyesight LOL! <- Foreshadowing(? idk nbut i have more plans in store for that) neway check this shit out im going to bed

[crave-mp3]

the shoes came today !! and also my room is almost done so hopefully by the end of this weekend i won't be sleeping in my parents bed !! neway how are you !!

Omg awesome!! Im doing alright, not much going on

[gatual]

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[mocweepe]

im trying 2 sleep but somehow i got myself ranting abt how much i love tests n i wouldve failed w/o dem...

[s0dium]

Hope im not too late for the last post 🏃‍♀️💨 but uh neway, gojo loves sucking clit until his girl cums or smth, Yuuji whines n moans a lil when he eat pussy and Toji have you cumming from just grinding alone 🙈

HOW JJK MEN EAT PUSSY

A/N: THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE OPPERTUNITY TO WRITE THIS. I've been waiting for this one, turn it up!

Characters: Yuji itadori, Sukuna, Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru

Warning: Oral, squirting, fingering, kinda public sex

Check out my most recent fic!: Cursed (Alpha! Sukuna x Omega!Reader)

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Yuji Itadori

Gets absolutely pussy DRUNK

Probably the most enthusiastic

Is a whining a moaning MESS, cant stop mumbling about how good you taste.

Loves it when your juices smear across his lips or when you spray on his face.

He doesn’t even bother to get up and clean it off. He just goes back in for another round

How long had you been like this? Splayed open for your boyfriend on a bed, futilely squirming away from his touch, his relentless tongue, due to the overstimulation, only to be brought right back into another orgasm. “M’too much n-no more-” Your cut off by your own moan when yuji sucks particularly hard on your clit, eyes closed savoring the taste. His voice almost desperate, practically whining, hot breath against your pussy, fingers and tongue not letting up on their assault, “Please cum- Please I need you to cum- Please-” so that’s what you do.

Sukuna

Loves it when you sit on his face

And no not like ‘hover’ he means actually sit on his face, like suffocate him with your thighs and everything.

It doesn’t matter how heavy you think you are, he is the king of curses, he’s a big boy. He can handle it

Sukunas mouth on your pussy was greedy, tasting and cleaning up every inch with an eager tongue. It wasted no time in dipping past your folds, licking up through them and then back down, and you released a sweet groan at the warm knot forming in you stomach. Any worries if Sukuna could even breath down there seem to dissolve as your mind was over taken with pleasure.

Gojo Satrou

Sly bastard, loves to eat you out underneath tables and really when ever people are around

This includes zoom sessions, when friends are over, phone calls or anytime your wearing a skirt

Honestly doesn’t care if he gets caught, gives him a rush of adrenaline, but he knows you do so he try’s to be as discreet as possible.

Which is really hard to do.

“You ok y/n?” You hear a voice coming from your computer. “You look like your about to sneeze or something.” Your face is beet red and your softly kick the white haired man beneath you who snickered at your friends comment. Yeah you were about to do something, but it sure wasn’t sneezing. Gojos hands that were holding your legs could feel the apparent shaking while you struggled to contain your self. His tongue flattened on your clit and you have to bite your lip to contain a squeal. “Come one sweet girl” gojo whispers “I know you want to, just let go for me.”

Geto Suguru

When your being eaten out by geto, always expect something to be inside of you.

Whether that be his hands or a dildo, something is pumping in and out of you

Is very sadistic.

Since he loves to see you squirt he wont stop until you do. It gets very tiring T_T

It’s all too much. Getos soft wet tongue flattening then lapping up your clit. His two thick fingers pumping in and out of you, occasionally stilling to curl inside of you and tap your gummy walls. Not to mention your approaching your second orgasm. Getos tongue flicks your clit in a particular way that causes a new kink of pleasure to surge through your body, and you squirm away at the new feeling."Ah ah ah. Don't run away." A sadistic grin plaster on his face, and two large strong hands grab your hips to secure you down. "Be a good girl and take it."

[lixbf]

scratch what i wrote in the tags of that last post, i actually can NOT do this

[myunghology]

hii!! i absolutely love your blog, it’s so sweet and your writing style is just 🤏 (act like the wrist is turned up)

but neways, could i request for xiao, thoma, n kazuha

with a gn!reader cuddling during a rainy day or a lazy day? <3

lazy days with these boys ;; why am i asking for requests when im not even doing them LMFOAOAO thank you though!! my bad if this is short. look pinned for requesting. isnt proofread btw.

pairings ;; xiao, thoma, kazuha x gn! reader.

recent ;; aether, albedo and venti with an s/o who uses guns! read ;; here!

warnings ;; tooth rotting fluff

✧ you know.. i think XIAO rarely has any lazy days.. but he always gives in for you, but.. it would take some practices, even if the fact that he's a yaksha, he's always saving people there and then.. he always makes time for you. maybe not rare.. more like uncommon. but when you get closer, he just loves to put his head beside your neck for comfort. it's kind of like a habit of his now.

✧ but cuddling on a rainy day? the first time.. he was kinda like a wooden board. he was so stiff, but once he gets deeper into a relationship, he's?? somehow?? clingy?? hides his face in your hair so you won't see him blush. he rarely gets any rest. it worries you, if you had to be honest. sure, he's a yaksha, but.. everyone needs a rest.

✧ poor guy who also needs rest part 2, aka THOMA but let's be honest here, you get lazy rainy day cuddles with him every time he gets a break from ayato, or ayaka. but it's good to know that he's in good hands, takes care of himself pretty well. probably smells you everytime you cuddle because he's in love with your scent as well, you two go to the tea house every time you can, ayaka HAS seen you two sleeping inside, with your head on thoma's shoulder.

✧ but, sometimes you do question if he's doing well, you hope he's not being stressed, but hey, he's your own tax boyfriend. sometimes he just lays himself on your lap when he's feeling extra tired. just hoping head scratches from you.. but you will give what he wants, right?

✧ KAZUHA doesn't sleep that much, if i had to be honest, but he's always with you everytime you go to bed, but.. he always waits for you to sleep first. he watches you in awe when you sleep, don't get me wrong, not in a weird way, he just finds you adorable when your not asleep, he finds you pleasant when your not talking, not in a way that he wants you to shut up.. you know what i mean?

✧ he combs your hair every time you two cuddle, no exceptions. his sighs are so soft, even the little giggles that come out of his lips send you to sleep in no time. cups your cheeks and kisses your forehead every time he gets to do it. he loves rainy days so so so much, loves spending rainy days with you, but when you two cuddle on days like those.. it's like he doesn't wanna get up from bed. neither do you, if you had to be honest.

©lukalvs

[shitfacedinserts]

Its 4:20pm and everyone's asleep it's time for alcoholic rambling...

today I wanna talk about Peter Parker, more specifically tom's peter.

i love this man with all of my heart.......... hes so fucking beautiful it hurts,, like?????

and OH MY GODS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIF??????? i am OBSESSED

he looks so good here..

just imagine waking up to this absolute angel,

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waking up early next to peter, your baby had gotten back pretty late, so it wasn't a surprise when you awoke, and he was conked out. Pete's usually a pretty light sleeper due to his enhanced senses, it gets so bad sometimes that he's had Dr. Banner give him some sleeping pills for those times where his peter tingle is going haywire and won't let him sleep.

but sometimes on very rare occasions peter sleeps like a fucking rock. if he over works himself or has a rough night sometimes, he can't even bother cleaning himself up. he sees you fast asleep in his bed and he can't be bothered to take off his suit.

so, it's a treat when you see him so carefree like this. his guard completely let down; you've always appreciated seeing him like this and after beck you can't help but to savor these rare moments of your baby boy so blissfully unaware and getting the rest he deserves.

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all I want for this new year is to cuddle with peter parker. he is the best cuddler you cannot convince me otherwise.

I was thinking about a headcanon thing i saw a while ago about Pete. they talked about what they thought cuddling with peter was like and they compared him to a koala and i couldn't take it.... i loved it so much, the thought of peter literally wrapping himself around you when you guys cuddled is soo,..,......daefbgkfbgkbg it doesn't do good things for my heart.

cuddly koala pete is baby as all hell..

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neway that seems like all i wanted to get out tonight,, im gonna get some sleep and hopefully go to the dentist sometime soon my teeth are fucking killing me as i write this... goodnight

[izumistrauma]

ok im tired of looking @ engirls women im gonna go to bed soon neways

[taeyamayang]

Hello!! I just saw your pick a card event and I think it’s cool!! I was wondering if i could join :) my name is Elena, i don’t really mind the genders and i choose the cards diamonds, hearts and clover. I would say im an ambivert, my mood varies on the vibes i get from the environment, i love travelling (kinda wanna travel the world), i also love memes, baking, going on walks, playing with animals and sunny days; i dont like bugs, rainy days, violence and mayonnaise. A word prompt would be freedom

Tip: “Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final <3” Rainer Maria Rilke

Neway, i hope i did this the right way but if not please feel free to message me!! Im also always up for chatting :) again this event looks soo cool, its great!! I wish you a really good day and upcoming November month, remember to hydrate yourself and stay safe

a/n: thank you for the quote, elena! that was really nice and relevant to me ♡ i hope we get to communicate more in the future! stay safe and happy new year!! i hope you like this one i did for you (one of my faves aahhhh)

you chose: DIAMOND, HEARTS, & CLOVER

DIAMOND: best friend

YOUR BEST FRIEND: Daichi Sawamura

TROPE: childhood bestfriend

GENRE: coming of age | fluff! | wholesome | a bit of crack

GIST: Ever since as a kid, you and Daichi distress through one way, by cycling to the top of a hill and screaming your lungs out until the grappling emotions are no longer present. Hence, on the day you were sinking in the void and lost in the threads of confusion and anger, you call the only friend you know who could pull you back to sanity. Daichi, without a doubt, agrees to meet with you, to the hill that you both name yours. With no question, he screamed with you. his voice failing him during the third scream made him chuckle at how his voice cracked. His laugh is contagious, resulting in you laughing with him, seemingly making all your worries and apprehensions disappear.

HEARTS: soulmate

YOUR SOULMATE: Sugawara Koushi

TROPE: damsel in distress

GENRE: fantasy | hurt/comfort | fluff | adventure | greek gods and goddesses | mutual pining | art and music | romance

GIST: For many, freedom is shaped in different forms and sizes but for you, freedom is him. as a deity cursed to become a stone statue to protect the gates of the sacred place of the gods and goddesses, the only condition for you to become a living half-mortal is to find a human who could make your heartbeat again. And you met him, the commoner with an infectious smile and dazzling gaze. he spends most of his afternoons at the foot of your statue, playing his harp, watching the breeze brush through the trees and grasslands. On that day, the clouds hover over the beaming sun, and the wind is still. He spoke to you. “I have a new piece, but none of my friends are eager to hear my music. You are the only one who openly accepts my songs.” He smiles at his harp before leaning his head to your frigid legs. “I wrote you a song for you.” And at the exact moment he finishes playing the song on his harp, you feel the rush of warm blood travel through your veins. You are, once again, alive.

CLOVER: star-crossed lover

YOUR LOVER: Akaashi Keiji

TROPE: red string of fate

GENRE: alternative and parallel universe | fantasy | ANGST | 2683729k slow burn | hurt

GIST: In the first weeks of summer, unclasped with the chains of workloads and responsibilities and tasting freedom for the first time since god knows when you ventured out on an individual trip to known towns you’re foreign to. During your trip, you find old letters from random places such as by the window pane, inside a telephone box, next to a flickering lamp post, and even under the bed of an apartment, you rented for one night. The common about the letters is the penmanship and the wax seal tampered with a lily flower. You read through the letter gradually. Somehow, it all made sense. It’s as if you’re reading a letter from a close friend, more so a lover. As you go on your trip, you find more letters. The writer describes his lover with features similar to yours. And when your orbs meet the last sentence of the last letter on your final destination, memories unknown to you came crashing. “if you read this final letter, it means you existed, again. I hope, my love, in the lifetime you’re reading this, I, too, is alive.” 

Masterlist | HQ Masterlist

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Okkkkk you can see it now bc im going to bed so i wonr have to deal w the Aw man thst looked like shit i need to delete it asap 4IGHT NOW. I think it actually looks teally good like ohhhhhhh .y god. Ignoring just everytjing but the face thrnangle looks bad I hate THIS ANGLE but who give a fuck ill fix it in the mornint. He also kinda doesnt look as cunty as usual to me but it's ok i guess he foesnt really have to be serving 24/7 case in point the german tilmstat pieve looking back on it good LORD! But im proud of this ss it is now.. it looks really good when i flip it too bht thwt might be bc i forgot to flip it the entiee time Oooops. Well tjat explanwtion doesnt make sense but it does to mr. neway its almost 5 in the damn motnitn and i have class at 8 ffs. Also sorry for bad typying im trying to hold my pen and phone type at the same time

Sorry Dong ehehg dong. Dont look qt this it guaranteed looks bad to anyone except me but i swear to god im finally getting his face down im GETTING it. And its only taken me what like 2 months. Ish. Well I'm not completely there yet but im making substantial progress and then id say look at this but theres not mu h ti look at here but you know wuwt i mea