#Toby rambles

[kifflepiffles]

BABES WAKE UP WAKE UP NACHO SAMA IS SPOILING USSSSSS

[tobythewise]

I just think there’s something incredibly special about being a mage Hawke romancing Anders. All of the other companions find the mage plight annoying at the best of times and WRONG in the worst of times. Hearing their banter HURTS me sometime because hey… you’re saying all mages deserve to have Meredith imprison them because they’re all weak?? IM one of those mages you’re talking about! You think tranquility is fine? That’s ME you’re talking about??

The only one consistently fighting, consistently seeing mages as good and PEOPLE is Anders.

He’ll fight by putting his very life on the line for our freedom. Hawke is willing to throw away his home and be on the run again for their freedom.

I just think that’s really beautiful and really special.

[talkshowboys]

my brain can't learn anything useful but it can memorize every single talkshow boy lyric!

[tiastoleyourtoast]

dude i was listening to the omori ost (that shit fucking SLAPS man) and i realised how many small details there are in this:

the blurred out OMORI in the back, the bunny, the picnic basket, the piano, the piano sheets, the candles that say happy birthday, the slinky toy, the sprout mole, the fake bugs (spider and the bettle under the picnic blanket. etc.) the frickin toy car!!1

IT HAS SO MANY THINGS SCATTERED AROUND THERE BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT ALL BELONGS MAN. GOD I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH

[ofscalesanddatabanks]

I'm being a good househusband and doing @raytm 's acc when suddenly I notice something

He hasn't? Done?

Wangshu Inn???

RAY YOU'VE HAD THIS ACC FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS WHY IS WANGSHU INN STILL A HEALTH HAZARD????

[kifflepiffles]

THESE TAGS ARE A W DUDE

Maybe its unpopular and maybe its because I tend to prefer women but I actually lowkey hate huge muscles on a dude AKSMJSHS

(Cw, annoying weightlifter ramble trying to determine Francis's most accurate body type)

Even if his job would be labour intensive, it wouldnt be body builder intensive. As someone who lifts weights, the stuff he does is actually more akin to how you would tone and slim down, not build (Tone = lighter lifts, but more reps/action. Building = more weight, less reps/action. Lets say each milk crate is between 30-50 pounds. Milkmen would run on a but of a tight schedule, so he would at least have a hurried walk whilst carrying the crates. It seems to be universally agreed that his schedule varies, but lets say on an easy day, he visits about 15 residences. On a busy day, up to 50. That's between 15 reps and 50 of a quickened walking pace across lawns, up stairs, and into houses whilst holding moderate weight. And since its his job, we can assume this is between 3 to 6 times a week. He is most likely to be toned with a thinner body, but that's also assuming he has a normal diet. We literally have no idea how he eats, what he eats, if he's a heavy drinker, his drink of choice, ect. It's hard to tell, but most likely lean body type)

TL;DR

TWINK AND/OR DAD BOD FRANCIS SUPREMACY

"He Would Not Fucking Say That" is whatever to me. For me it's always "He Would Not Fucking LOOK Like That". Why does he have abs. Why is he dehydrated. Someone help him

[iiced-ventii]

America being called the United States is so stupid. I can't name a single person who lives here that does not either hate it and is stuck or has the idea that this country is the best country to exist and we should be proud to live in it. We, as Americans, are tearing both each other and this country apart by being so separated in our ways, and dividing ourselves into two very different groups. Yes, this is about politics being bipartisan. Politics tear this country apart, but no one wants to talk about it because everyone is stuck in their ways.

[chaotic-toby]

Gotta love me some codependency

[scribble-skull-rat]

Sometimes I forget that some of y'all have been with me since day 1 and I'd like to inform you that you've basically watched me grow up and I respect you all so much for dealing with my weird bullshit I used to pull (such as that post where I tagged every follower and that time i got very pissy over someone not reblogging art(im still sorry for that, homie did not deserve my behavior))

As someone who's about to hit their 17th birthday (July 13 of this year) I would like to thank all of you for sticking with me and watching me grow up

[kifflepiffles]

Hearing this did effect me. But I'm glad it did. The intial shake hurts sometimes, but I've learned to enjoy 'tower moments'. It teaches me how to better myself and I always end up happier after they settle down :]

I got back into writing because of my brainrot for TNMN, but I make Kandi Bracelets and help shop for parts then build PCs for people

(Seriously such a money saving hobby. My brother almost bought a pre-built for 2000$ and it wouldn't even be able to connect to WiFi. I told him fuck no, and made him tell me what he wanted from his PC. After shopping around, I built one more tailored to his needs for like 450$. They literally charged an extra 1200 for something that took me like 2 hours in total (and it would've taken me like 45 minutes but there was an M.2 slot issue, and I worked on my living room floor instead of a work table like I'm used to -u-; ), and then another couple hundred for light up parts that he wouldn't have wanted anyways. Ridiculous. I understand markups because while building is easy for me, it took about a year of schooling for me to do it properly. But dude. 1200$??? In my opinion, spending over 400$ for JUST BUILDING LABOR is a HUGE scam

[symptomsofseverebrainrot]

Two things that my boyfriend has said to me (Jonah if you’re reading this hi :33c) one has context and the other doesn’t

“Pretty bitches can take a few shotgun shells, it’s ok” - context; I was playing silent hill 2 and I was in the otherworld Brookhaven hospital and I was complaining about how two of the bubble head nurses wouldn’t die after putting 2 shotgun rounds in them (dude does NOT know shit about silent hill I’m afraid)

“Get a dog and name it peanut butter. Penis for short” - there. Isn’t much context. All I have is that dude was high as fuck

[kifflepiffles]

[tobythewise]

Today I’m busy thinking about Anders’ hands. Specifically the fact that he’s got adorable FRECKLES on the back of his hands 🥺 those freckles deserve little kisses and I’m not sorry for saying it!

[kifflepiffles]

As someone who was once one of those teenager girls who enjoyed gay ships, its kind of homophobic, too

Why are we gatekeeping gay people?? Its so weird. Like, do you want to be accepted or not?? How can you expect straight people to be allies if you gatekeep everything related to being queer, then get mad because they're disconnected from our culture? Such a childish and chronically online idea

As a young teenager, I was into Eddsworld and really enjoyed shipping the characters. I was constantly accused of fetishizing them and being called a fujoshi, just because I enjoyed it, and occasionally looked at smut because it was the only adult material that didn't make me feel disgusted or out of place. It made me feel so guilty. It made me feel so safe and comfortable but I didnt understand why. I grew up to be pansexual and nonbinary.

Barring teenage girls from enjoying gay content is the equivalent of taking barbie dolls away from little boys. Playing is how kids and young teenagers shape their worldview, even if they don't call it playing. They're more likely to turn out homophobic if they're never exposed to it and not allowed to play with the idea when they're young.

Worst case scenario, they grow up cishet but understand what they're playing with better and treat those people with more respect in the future

its so annoying when ppl say byler is for "straight teenage girls" because for one that isnt even the audience byler is catered for, and even if straight teenage girls enjoy byler literally who cares?? Its lowkey misogynistic to say that byler is for straight teenage girls, its always "straight teenage girls" and never "straight teenage boys". As long as its not f3tishing then they are allowed to like anything like be fr dont act like you werent the same people who made fun of everything teenage girls did in 2020. Straight people can like queer ships and queer people can like straight ships theyre literally ships anyone can like them. Besides, youre wrong anyway if you think most bylers are straight teenage girls😭😭a ship catered to a queer audience is going to have mostly queer fans😭😭

[tiastoleyourtoast]

hi guys my mom said i can paint over a pin to customise it so i came up with some ideas and ill be leaving it to youtube and tumblr to decide this

4 ideas

[freezingmcxn]

While editing Toby, I’ve decided that he is literally a deer with chronic wasting disease and NOBODY can change my mind.

infected deer waste away, doomed by an illness with no cure leaving them subject to manipulation and loss of control. The disease leads to inevitable death, which is inescapable, painful and slow.

Toby becomes consumed by violence in his life, leaving him to lose control and eventually become victim to manipulation he cannot avoid, leading to his destruction. The path he follows is..inescapable, painful and slow.

He becomes the deer, hollowed out by a disease. A zombie, living for nothing, only serving as a source of energy that benefits an external source.

^All art by Kastoway^