#never happened here

[the-return-of-ninetails]

I've had the splatoon brainrot for weeks now, and so in an effort to get it out of my head (it will fail), I have decided to make an actual post for the first time in who knows how long

SO, here is my Splatoon 3 character:

Octavia

AKA Grape AKA New Agent 3/Neo

Octoling, Splatana Wiper main, Preferred Ink Color Grape Purple

Generally calm and serious, but she does have an interest in Splatlands culture and history, and she's very fond of Tableturf Battle

-Hailing from the domes, she came to the surface after Splatoon 2, having volunteered to 'migrate' to the surface after a string of dome failures, caused by a lack of resources, lead to a housing crisis for the remaining Octarians (Resources were diverted to other domes in order to repair critical damages caused by Agents 3 and 4)

-No relation to Octavio, Octavia is just the feminine form of Octavio, and is a relatively common name

-Decided to make her way to the Splatlands instead of Inkopolis after leaving, in order to avoid running into an old friend who deserted after the Calamari Inkantation

-Said old friend is Agent 8, who only vaguely remembers having had a close friend in her unit, and that they had an argument/fight when Eight deserted

-While traveling towards the Splatlands, Octavia found the wandering Little Buddy, and they decided to travel together and became close friends

-After reaching Splatsville she started doing Turf Wars to save up for an apartment in the city instead of a tent out in the Splatlands

-Eventually, after a discussion with Little Buddy about Salmonid culture and their opinion on Grizzco, Octavia decided to start working at Grizzco with Little Buddy's blessing

Splatoon 3 Return of the Mammalians spoilers below

-After a few weeks in Splatsville she noticed Cuttlefish in his sewer grate, approached to ask him what his deal was, then gave chase when he ran away

-In the Crater she was recruited before she got a chance to speak, and decided to stick with it in order to investigate why, exactly, there were Octarians stealing Zapfish in the Crater

-She's not very comfortable being called Agent 3, but doesn't really get the chance to bring it up in the Crater

-When DJ Octavio showed up, she got caught up in battle before she had a chance to talk to him, and she then fell into Alterna before she could get a chance to cut in between him and Cuttlefish

-Inside of Alterna, she has a short-lived tense standoff with Callie, Marie and Captain 3, but eventually she decides to work with them to investigate Alterna (and also save Cuttlefish along the way)

-Here she makes her distaste for the name Three known, so she is instead referred to as Neo

-She gets very invested in completing the Alterna Logs, feeling a sort of kinship with the humans of Alterna who were forced to live underground, with only a fake sky to let them know what life on the surface was like

-She is generally unimpressed by Deep Cuts shenanigans, though after ROTM is over she becomes friends with them and experiences the wonder of Big Man Hugs (which does get her a bit teary-eyed because dangit, this is her first real hug ever since she left the domes)

-Also after ROTM, she stops doing Salmon Runs for a while, up until the NNSS makes sure that Mr. Grizz isn't still running the company

-Afterwards, although she does still work there sometimes, she makes most of her money playing Turf Wars and selling Power Eggs from Alterna

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[bidoofenergy]

an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

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[t4t4t]

Hi !

I got bottom surgery on July 25th :3

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[brennan-lee-mother]

Newer Dimension 20 fans might look at Liv attempting to hack Usha’s brain by crushing it just the perfect amount and think “this is completely unhinged and obviously totally unprecedented”, but it is actually no less than the fifth time a PC has done impromptu untrained surgery on another character, the third time on another PC, in D20 history.

So, safe to say it’s practically par for the course at this point.

[shweshishweh]

I’ve had these concepts in my drafts for almost a year 💀

[nonbinoclard]

pep talk (original post)

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

[julijbee]

in awe of the beauty of the world

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[cosmosnout]

Unnaturally soft Zosan bc they gotta start being nice to each other at some point

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

[gayori-boi]

Gif of Gamz stimming, because I'm projecting very hard on him

[cranity]

head over heels

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.