#neva-eh

[satorisoup]

WAHHH good morning fwiends n’ happy sunday !! ( ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟) & happy september 1st !! dis means dat spooky season is upon us !! what a wonderful time of tha year !! <3

i hope everyone has tha most wonderfulest day today, remember dat you are important n’ loved !! MWUUUAH !! <3 🍯

[clearcloudlesssky]

okay so how dare you call me out like this-

i know you ash

[chaosandmarigolds]

“Momma, guess what.”

“What’s up, buttercup.”

“Ister Riley and Riley- we went to da park.”

You sit still in the drivers seat for a moment, “Who’s Riley?”

“He’s a puppy.”

…

“‘Ello.”

“You have a dog?”

“Hi love, n’ yeah- got a mutt.”

“And you didn’t…think to tell me?”

You hear Simon falter as he thinks, a little grumble coming through the phone, “Eh, at firs’ didnae’ if Riley would like kids- never been round em. So I eased to it. Only took him on a walk wit Olls two days ago.”

That seemed valid but nonetheless. “Riley is a -?”

“Shepard. T’ree years old.”

“And you named him Riley.”

“Wanted to name em K9, Kyle said he would neva speak me again.”

“When we get another dog, I’m naming them.”

He seemed to get a kick out of that, “Yesmaam.”

(Lil dribble Drabble. Because I know I sometimes add Riley and sometimes I forgot get exists 😭)

[thiccevangeline]

♡Summary:König was just a regular nobody to you until he started sitting next to you in science class♡

MDNI

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Uhmm,warnings are: blowjob,Virgin König x experienced reader,groping yk normal sht

Reader is plus size and black that eh neva goin an change 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹trini to do bone

♡ Nerd König who sits next to you in science class.

♡Nerd König who can't help but sneakily steal peeks at your cleavage even though he feels bad for doing so

♡Nerd König who gets nervous when you look at him thinking you caught him staring, when in reality you just wanted to ask him if he understood what the teacher said about some guy named Newton

♡Nerd König who nods in agreement dragging his book closer to yours ready to explain

♡Nerd König who doesn't realize you're not paying attention, too busy reciting the 2nd law of gravity to you while you stare at his big ,veiny hands ,one gripping the pen making it look comically small and the other flat on the table holding the book open,you wandered what else he could do with them............. maybe they could satisfyingly grope at your large plush titts,probably they could plant a heavy smack to your big, soft,thick, brown ass ,or painfully but pleasurably stretch your tight lil cunt open on his thick calloused digits,even flick the sensitive little nub or perhaps wrap around the whole expanse of your delicate neck giving a soft but sturn grip.......you bite you lips at the thought, rubbing you stocking clad knees together, soaking through your underwear and probably the ridiculously small piece of fabric you claimed to be a skirt which bearly covers your ass

♡Nerd König who realizes you were squirming uncomforta- bly asking if you were okay, the bell rang just as you nodded in response grabbing his hand; you both pick up your belongings and leave, you take note of how hot ,heavy and calloused his hand is

♡Nerd König who clumsily follows behind your smaller form,(now...you are not short by any means but this man's size is just ridiculous, inhumane if you will) having no clue of where you're taking him, he still just follows, you finally reach your dorm fumbling with the key to unlock the door revealing your unbelievably PINK room , he looked at what he could see,plushies,posters,furniture etc all PINK, you push him towards your bed and he off balances and falls flat on his ass on your soft mattress, he tries not to move around to much not wanting to mess up the perfectly fixed duvet

♡Nerd König who's eyes widen when he realizes that you were stripping ,you stood before him in your pink hello kitty print underwear set and knee high stockings that you bundled up at your ankles, you slowly gave him a 360 of your body turning again so your back was to him ,giving him a goooood view of that perfect ,plush , tatted ass that was greedily swallowing up that thong strap

♡Nerd König who's dick immediately started to harden at the sight,with a smirk on your face you backed up lowering your ass to sit on his wide spread lap purposely smushing his erection against your ass and his leg earning a surprisingly high pitched moan from him,you didn't expect it simply because of his share size but you liked it ,you found it cute, you then grabbed his hands placing them on your titts keeping your hand on his in order to guide him on how exactly to caress them,you groan at the feeling of his calloused palms pawing at your stiff ,clothed nipples,you also began slowly grinding your ass onto his lap, the feeling of his warm breath against your neck

♡Nerd König who starts rutting his hips into yours moaning and the grip he has on your titts tighten, panting harder and letting out a string of muffled moans,wanting to hear him better you crane your neck to face him removing his face mask,as he was about to protest you smash your slightly bruised glossed lips into his all the while still grinding on him , with the way his teeth clash with yours and he clumsy tries to suck your tounge;you could tell that it was his first kiss,a virgin, you thought

♡Nerd König who pants heavily after you break the kiss,still I disbelief that a girl as pretty as you kissed him,a girl as beautiful as you was on his lap grinding on him,he honestly could not believe it he honestly thought he was dreaming, what brought him back from day dreaming though is when he felt your hands paw at his zipper struggling a bit because of the length of your nails,you ask him " is this your first time big boy?" He responds with a bearly audible " ja", you nod knowingly pulling down his boxers to reveal his thick massive cock, you licked your lips at the sight of thick beads of precum dribbling out of his hole, you fisted him slowly with one hand staring at the foreskin rolling over the tip and with the other you fumbled his big heavy balls, at this point all the poor man could do was moan ,whimper and gently paw at you hands in attempt to stop you from jerking him off,all you did was coo at him ,telling him it was alright and that you were going to make him feel good,you brought your lips to his red swollen tip and gave it a few kisses and some kitten licks before you took him in you mouth hollowing your cheeks,gagging on half then stroking the rest with your hand

♡Nerd König who moans out begging you to stop because he said it feels weird "Oh mein Gott, bitte, bitte, ich ... ich fühle mich komisch, ohh" ( Oh my god, please, please, I... I feel weird, ohh) he writhes and whimpers begging you to stop while you mercilessly deep throat him ,he's so deep in your throat that your nose is smashed against his bushy pubes,you finally let up when you feel him grab onto your head and press down emptying his ridiculously huge load down you tight throat and you choke on it ,you remove your head to sit up and catch your breath, still coughing you look up at him who lays motionlessly on your bed breathing heavily muttering something incoherent between breath "danke, danke, danke," He then sits up "Ah Scheiße, geht es dir gut, Liebling?"( Oh shit,are you okay darling?),you stare at him a bit confused but with a smile,and he waves his hand in apology before saying "are you okay ?" He then looks at you as a way of asking if you understood what he said and you nodded in reply "are you okay? And he nodded as well, he helps you of the floor and you stand in front of him,he giggles at the fact that you're the same height as him even though he's sitting, you're quick to kiss him and he kisses you back, he breaks the kiss and removes his shirt; using it to wipe up the excess cum off your chin and chest,you smile at him and push your weight on him so he falls back on the bed,you both lay there,enjoying each other's silence ,soon enough you drift off

AN:soooooo it's my first time,don't come for meeeee😭😭😭but if you want to cum for me you can😏😏jk jk jk well,I hope yall enjoy 😉 😘 💖 and if any fellow authors read this gimme some feedback plsss it would be greatly appreciated 😊 ☺️ 😄 😘

@chrollohearttags @sincerlycas hey babes I'm new,but saw yall followed, yall are great writers btwwww💋💋💋love from Trinidad 🇹🇹 ❤️

[reashot]

Banging Your Problems Away.

Yang: Look Sis. I think we need to talk about your "problem" you're having right now.

Ruby: Oh no. You only called me Sis if you have something serious to say to me. 😮

Weiss: Just cut to the chase. We want you to stop sleeping with Jaune.

Ruby: You knew!!! 🤯

Yang: Look Ruby, it's not like we care that you and Jaune are getting it on. Look. Normally I'm all for it. I think the two of you are cute together, but doing it everyday... Is kinda well, it's kinda too much

Ruby: .... 😱

Blake: Weiss and Yang's opinion aside. I'm actually glad that you have a such a healthy sexual relationship. (Ha, ha more like you just made my writing career much easier. Oh, if only you knew how much Lien I made off of you and Jaune. 😼)

Ruby: Okay fine, I'm banging Jaune. I admitted it okay. If that is a crime go ahead and arrest me. 😤

Yang: Look Sis, just tone it down a bit okay.

Ruby: Eh.... 😒

Weiss: How about stopping it completely, then.

Ruby: NEVA!!! 😫

Blake: (Or how about you record it and give it to me instead.... I can put it to good use.😼)

Ruby: Look girls, I get it that you're all are concerned about me, but for the record I'm only doing it when I'm having suicidal thoughts... 🙄

Yang: But you do it all the time!

Ruby: I-I have a problem okay don't judge me! 😭

[iltaimpi]

{Forgive me for starting right out with a sexual-in-nature joke with this comic and follow-up, but I find it too funny to pass up.}

{Transcript below.}

T ≺ Any luck, bello? ) S ≺ Well, I been doin' me best on ge'-in' the Liza all set up. As feh if it's workin'... ain't got a Scooby. ) T ≺ ...Run that by me again, darling? ) S ≺ I ain't neva' set up a telly before, dove, I couldn't tell yah if I'm doin' it right. )

T ≺ Maybe I could take a loo— ) T ≺ oh, hello...~♥ )

S ≺ Mh? )

S ≺ Take a look at the telly, yah mean? Ah fink yeh eyes ah focusin' somewhere else ova' 'ere, angelfish... ) S ≺ C'mon, Tizzy, is me arse really that distractin'? )

T ≺ Oh, absolutely. ) S ≺ Ah—?! ) T ≺ Am I that obvious? ) S ≺ Y-yeh just g-gonna... say... ) T ≺ Darling, you were full-on bent over the TV... I want to do much worse to you than just flirt right now. This is as much restraint as I can show. ) S ≺ Y-ye—I—g—gah.. ) T ≺ No need to be shy, love... I've seen you in far worse positions in far less coverage...~♥♥ ) S ≺ Ah yeah well I guess that's quite true innit )

T ≺ Ah, well, don't mind me here. Carry on. )

S ≺ —EH?! )

S ≺ C-CARRY ON!? )

S ≺ Y-yeh just gonna leave me to it—?? 'ow'm I s'posed to focus afta' THAT?! ) S ≺ 'ow could yah be so cruel tah me!? ) S ≺ Do yah got any idea 'ow— h-hot I'm ge'-in' roight now?! ) S ≺ Yah know what that voice DOES tah me! ) S ≺ Sexy bastard! )

{Context: Squalo learnt English from a Londoner. Have you ever heard of Cockney rhyming slang? It uses terms such as "Liza Minelli", rhyming with and referring to a 'telly' or TV. The rhyming part is omitted. Hence, Liza replaces 'telly' and Scooby (short for Scooby-Doo, naturally) fittingly means "clue". In other words, he's saying "I've been trying to set up the TV but as for if that's actually working I have no fucking idea."

And yes, I do write out the Cockney accent.

Also, for the record, I drew the follow-up in a state of near slumber which never fully came to fruition.}

[nemo-in-wonderland]

Buddy! *brings in a pot of calming tea and plops down* So...Barnabas and Neva...what's each one's favorite article of clothing to see the other person in, specifically in the bedroom? ("Nothing at all" is also an acceptable answer hehehe 😏) -Crowie <3

CROWIEEE MY DEAR!!!!

ALWAYS COMING IN BRINGING THE GOOD QUESTIONS!! 😂😂(and yes, I got the one about Mephisto's hair, I am still debating how to answer that one, BUT IT WILL BE ANSWERD, DINNAE WORRY LOL).

So, come here now and grab some pizza with me, while you are at it!!

SO, BARNABAS AND NEVA EH???

mmmm the favourite clothing that they love to see on each other specifically in the bedroom, eh??? *wiggle eyebrows*

YOU ALREADY ANSWERED TO IT. 😂😂😂😂

But in all seriousness, it depends on the occasion in bed.

You see, Neva is INCREDIBLY uncomfortable to be in the nude, even with Barnabas, especially in the beginning; not so much for the sex, but rather because of how completely scarred her whole right side of the face and body is, and she doesn't want her King to see her like this.

And Barnabas knows that. He knows it very well.

So, I like to imagine that Barnabas' favourite garment for Neva in bed is this one

but not truly for how the garment looks, but rather for how happy and comfortable and BEAUTIFUL Neva felt when she was wearing it for him.

Neva instead loves to see him wear just his undershirt completely unbottoned.

LIKE, THERE IS SOMETHING IN PEEKING AT HIS CHEST FROM THE OPEN SHIRT THAT JUST MAKES HER GO GAGA.

I MEAN.

ahem

but well!

there you have it!!

THANKS FOR PASSING BY, CROWIE, DEAR! <3

--Nemo

[danco110]

“Oh, come on.”

Neva let out an exasperated sigh as yet another nightmarish creature formed from the darkness. Much to her surprise, however, this creature was not one of steel and oil, but rather more generic writhing tendrils of darkness. It held an axe made of the same, and blocked most of the path.

“Ah,” it rasped, in a wispy, echoing voice. “What a horrible night to-”

Neva interrupted the creature with an exaggerated yawn, to its apparent chagrin.

“What the…Miss, if you would please let me finish, thank you…And more importantly, you are supposed to be scared out of your mind right now!”

The nightmare gestured down to its monstrous form with its free hand.

“Hello, thing of living darkness, here!”

Again Neva yawned. “Hm? Oh, sorry, pal. Wasn’t trying to be rude. I’m just trying to get past…not that I think it’ll help me wake up - didn’t the first ten times. But, eh, you know.”

Neva stepped forward and around the nightmare. The creature itself did nothing to stop her, confused as it was, but the human impacted against some sort of invisible barrier when she tried to walk around, much to her annoyance.

“Ugh. C’mon. There is clearly room, here!”

“Am I boring you?”

Neva stared down the nightmare, an impressive feat considering she was much shorter. “Yes, actually. What of it?”

“Mmm…Master Ashiok won’t be pleased.”

Neva began to ask about the dropped name, but soon shrugged with indifference. “With any…un-luck…I’ll probably be back this way again. So, you’ll have plenty of time to work on some new, er, material?”

The nightmare stood up straight, clearly excited at the prospect. “Oh? Wonderful! Maybe then Master will finally appreciate some of my tricks! Why, I could crawl on all fours, or-or grow huge, and use the acid spit-”

“Yeah yeah yeah,” Neva grumbled, as she pushed the nightmare to the side and was finally able to power-walk past. “I’ll see you later.”

“I…look forward to it!” chimed the nightmare, in a warm tone that was not at all frightening.

[This ain’t Neva’s first rodeo. She’s going for the “Just Get Me Outta Here” achievement!]

[bookhighlightss]

Book Review on Imperfectly perfect series by Neva Altaj:

i. Painted Scars ( book #1 ) ( roman and nina )

1. Okay I've got complaints on this book because first of all what was this mentioning her " tiny " body that it ticked me off. WHAT TICKED ME OFF MORE IS HOW HE WAS LIKE SHE IS THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME WHILE IM SITTING DOWN. LIKE WHAT??!!! U MARRIED A CHILD OR SUMN???!!!!

2. What was her going on about being scared because he was HUGE and that scared her but at the same time validated bcs of her trauma but still.

3. I hated the fact that the fmc wasn't all strong and could fight n shit bcs um ur the pakhans wife???? What r u doing if ur not kicking ass????

4. Overall the book was um mid???

ii. Broken Whispers ( book #2 ) ( Mikhail and Bianca )

1. Okay love the fact that he was always obsessed with her and her whole ballet dance and him watching her was like so cute n shit.

2. The daughter father bond was peak so love it.

3. I absolutely also HATE the fact that she also wasn't a strong fmc bcs ur the daughter of another mafia leader????? Wdym???? I wanted kickass fmc.

4. AGAIN TINY PETITE BODY WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME but kinda will accept it cuz she's a ballet dancer. So fine I'll allow it.

5. HERE'S THE ICK IN THIS BOOK. he forces his ex to give birth to their child bcs she got pregnant and wanted an abortion....HE THREATENED TO KILL HER???!!!! And obv he's a man he wouldn't know the thousand problems that comes with pregnancy so makes sense yk don't let woman have her own right over her OWN body. Like srsly he's a book bf make him a green forest please.

6. Loved the book bcs it was a level up from the first mid book.

iii. Hidden Truths ( book #3 ) ( Sergei and Angelina )

1. Love the fact that the serial killer scenes were serial killing bcs wow they really went all graphic and I'm here for it. I'm sorry but they really gave justice to his psychotic character and behaviour when he was killing.

2. Okay this girl could fight so it's accepted.

3. The tiny and petite wasn't mentioned that much prolly bcs she starved herself but yea.

4. Okay she was retarded. Like hella retarded. SPOILERS AHEAD. basically their enemy said they would kill him if she didn't come back or wtv and SHE CHOSE TO HIDE FROM A MAN WHO WAS MADE INTO A WEAPON!!!!! like this guy could kill 3 ppl in 15 secs and u wanna hide this shit from him???? HE CAN SAVE HIS OWN LIFE!!!! YOU CANNOT!!!!! I hate it when main characters r all dumb and retarded and r like omg I was protecting him??? Hun.....he can fight trust me.

5. SPOILERS ENDED. um overall book was fine better than the second book.

iv. Ruined Secrets ( book #4 ) ( luca and Isabella )

1. This book is an ICK. ICK. ICK. ICK. They have a 16 yr age gap and idk bout u but that doesn't sit well with me. HE PRACTICALLY WATCHES HER GROW UP FROM WHEN SHE WAS 6!!!!! THAS NOT OKAY

2. Can I just say that the father daughter bond was not shown the tiniest bit in this book. She didn't even exist in the book like that less cameos. And that actually shows how he wasn't there for the daughter. Prolly would've been more scenes if the author wasn't busy putting more smut scenes but eh.

3. Okay she is super badass I will not lie. She did actually fit the role of a capos wife unlike the first book and I loved it.

4. Ummm he actually calls her HIS TEENAGE WIFE???!!!!! EXCUSE ME SIR???!!!! JAIL. HE LITERALLY SAYS I'LL WAIT TILL SHE IS 21???!!!! Excuse me??!!!! U don't wait!!!!! Thas a child!!!!! U said it urself. U could practically be her father. WHAT???!!!! Fr she was 19 he was 35 and thas not okay and it actually makes me pukish.

5. Also um the way her whole family was okay with them getting married bcs she has loved him since forever is a no. I'm sorry but thas a weird obsession and it needs to be gotten rid of and not fueled.

6.. THIS AUTHOR'S OBSESSION WITH THE FMC HAVING A TINY WAIST AND A TINY BODY WITH A HUGE ASS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!!!!!!! I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

7. The plot is super nice tho. Fast paced but nice. If they minused the WAYYY TOO MUCH SMUT and age difference.

v. Stolen Touches ( book #5 ) ( Salvatore and milene )

1. To say I went through it while reading the book would be an understatement is just wild.

2. ICK. ICK. ICK. one this woman needs a reality check BCS TELL ME WHY all the characters she writes go through the absolute worst " mafia " torture but come back out with little harm LIKE BFFR thas impossible.

3. Can I just say the guy is psychotic bcs there's no way his hyperobsession was romanticised in the book the way it was. This is how serial killers are born. Okay this should have ended with him in therapy and divorce but okay I think it's not a shock that her are weird.

4. OKAY SO APPARENTLY THIS GUY BARELY SMILES AND WHEN HE HAS A DAUGHTER THAS WHEN HE DECIDED TO FINALLY SMILE???? you're telling me this girl went thru practically years without seeing her husband smile??? And he smiles for his new born baby for the first time??? Fuck off pls.

5. This book made me question my existence and will for life but thas just me idk.

vi. Fractured Souls ( book #6 ) ( Pavel and Asya )

1. This book had so much potential and the way she ruined it with smut😭. THIS COULDVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER.

2. AGAIN THIS BOOK WAS BACK WITH THE TINY AND PETITE AND EXTRA SMOL OUTFITS🥺 like oh yea sure not only is there a 15 year age gap but there's also child fetish LESGOOOOO AND THE FAVT THAT HES BLONDE??? DAFAK??

3. Okay so the book starts off great and tbh I thought this book would have no smut or one smut scene BUT NO THE BITCH ASS AUTHOR PICKED A SENSITIVE TOPIC TO WRITE ABOUT AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO ADD SMUT IN IT

4. Look here's my opinion even tho I'm a hea girly but I feel like this book would be SO MUCH BETTER if they didn't end up tgt yk...like she never got to grow her own wings and fly?? Like this was just transfer from one gold prison to a rotten prison to another gold prison but it's prison at the end of the day. Like if they never were together and she just became an artist and he actually continued depressed and on with his life even tho he fell in love with her but he knew she could do better than that life then it would have been beautiful. Also if they never fucked then it would be even more beautiful.

5. I actually liked this book way much more than the previous 5 bcs he was a green flag if we forget the age gap ( I did for my own sanity ). Also the mall scenes were so CRINGY that I had to put the book down or I'd cut a vein. AND ISTG IF A RANDOM TATTED MAN THOUGHT HE COULD SHUT ME UP WITH A GLARE IN A PUBLIC PLACE...THE WAY I'D FUVK HIM UP....

6. Overall this book had potential which was horribly destroyed. Thank you.

vii. Burned dreams ( book #7 ) ( Alessandro and Ravenna )

1. Am I saying this book is shit? Yes. But am I saying it's better than the first three? Hell yes. Ig it took her 6 books to get a tad better but it'll do. I didn't wanna kms by the end of it.

2. Okay um IF THIS WOMAN DOSENT QUIT WITH HER PETITE OBSESSION I WILL KMS AND BECOME FAT ASF SO NO ONE EVER CALLS ME PETITE AND SMALL.

3. So this book actually had a somewhat a good plot so ig I liked it. But um basically he has an ex wife who died but I just didn't like the way he moved on and fell in love again even tho it took him 8 yrs but meh.

4. Again the smut....ick....also the way her books are so predictable is annoying but it'll do ig.

viii. Silent lies ( book #8 ) ( Drago and Sienna )

1. Omg was this book the best out of all 8? Hell yes. Okay the usual icks were petite and tiny and the 16 year age gap but ATP I just make myself forget those two.

2. GREEN FLAG. GREEN FLAG. HES A GREEN FLAG. SPOILER AHEAD. so like when he finds out she went thru his phone and he thought she was a spy but she was just going thru his gallery BUT LIKE he never asked her what she saw on his phone and thought she was a spy but he decided to love her despite of it.

3. I fucking love her wardrobe and I need it desperately.

4. THE GIFTS. THE GIFTS. THE GODDAMN GIFTS AAAAAAHHHHHH

5. Okay genuinely I relate to her character a lot and this was fr fr grumpy x sunshine and I'm just happy about the fact that this was the first proper book in the series so yea

ix. Darkest sins ( book #9 ) ( Kai and Nera )

1. This book was the SHITTIEST of all books in this series. I got the ick throughout the book. I felt sick to my stomach and actually wanted to barf.

2. This man deserves to be in a high security jail or killed. There's no redemption for him bye. This book was crazy. He's a psycho killer and look Ive had my fair share of reading those kinds of books but this one didn't even make sense.

3. Idek if I can call their romance Stockholm syndrome bcs it's worse than that and there is no romance in this its basically him lusting after a child and objectifying her.

4. ISTG IF THIS AUTHOR DOSENT STOP WITH FILLING THE BOOKS UP WITH SMUT TO THE BRIM. While the age gap of this book was acceptable ( 10 yrs ) the storyline was unacceptable and absolutely shit I couldnt even read it properly I just kept skipping bcs this book was just not it and horrible.

ix. Sweet prison ( book #10 )

( hasn't been published yet )

[disneyanddisneyships]

@gyubby99 okay I was listening to this song and I got an idea

This is and Alastor x OC fic

A few days had passed when alastor had overheard Aponi singing in her room. She had the most beautiful voice and he was curious about why she'd hadn't told anyone about her singing.

He decided to go ask Angel Dust about it.

"Ya telling me she never told ya she sang?" Angel asked as he took a drink made by husker.

"That's what I said, my friend!" Alastor replied, trying to hide his frustration.

"Oh yeah! She can sing real good! That was her whole schpiel when she worked with Valentino. After she left the club though she found her own little place. I've been there a few times. Quaint. The people that go there were just fucked over by others, kinda like she was," Angel explained.

"Where is it?" Alastor asked.

"Eh just a little place on the edge'a hell. She'd probably take you if you asked. She neva' goes anymore on account'a you," he stated. "Agh. I gotta get ta work. See you shittheads later,"

"How did she get out of a contract with Valentino?" Alastor asked again.

"Ah. I pulled some strings. She didn't belong there. I signed over some of my death... but she's worth it. She doesn't know though. If she did she'd kill me," Angel stated before walking out if the hotel.

Alastor stood, a small smile on his face before he made his way up to Aponi's room.

Aponi was cleaning out her cat's litter box when there was a knock on the door.

"Come on in!" She called as she tied the plastic bag.

"Hello my darling! I wanted to ask you something," Alastor began.

"Oh of course! What's up?" She asked as she threw the bag in her big trash can before rying that up as well to get ready to take it out.

"Angel Dust told me you tend to go to a little place outside of town and I was wondering if I could accompany you," Alastor stated.

Aponi stood there and looked at him.

"Uh... I mean you can... but I don't think it's your type of scene," she stated.

"Nonsense! I showed you around Cannibal County! It's only fair that you show me your favorite places!" Alastor exclaimed.

Aponi smirked. "Okay. But we gotta leave in 20 minutes. You good with that?" She asked as she picked up the full garbage bag and began walking out of her room to throw it away, qlastor following her.

"Perfect! Should I dress in anything specific?" Alastor asked.

"You? Nah. But I have a performance there so I've gotta dress a certain way," Aponi stated.

"A performance?" Alastor asked as he watched her shrug the garbage bag into the trash.

Aponi smirked before walking back inside to get ready.

20 minutes passed and alastor waited for Aponi.

She walked out, a coat covering her outfit.

"Do I get a sneak peek, darling?" Alastor asked with a smile.

"Ha! No~" she stated before the two began walking to her car.

A few minutes of driving passed and Aponi parked next to a small club, easy to miss.

The two got out of the car and walked in.

It was like a little diner, and had quite a few people inside, all friendly with each other like a community.

"Aponi!" They all shouted as they ran to her.

"You brought the radio demon with ya? What kinda club do you think we are?" The owner asked, a smile on his face.

"He's good, Chuck, I promise. Is everyone ready?" She asked.

"More than you know," he chuckled with his southern accent. He was a beetle demon.

"Carolyn!" Aponi exclaimed as she walked over to an older demon.

"Aponi! How was the drive, my dear?" Carolyn asked.

"Oh pretty short. Is your son here?" Aponi asked.

"If he wasn't I'd have to yell at him!" Carolyn chuckled.

"C'mon it's time to sing!" One of the partygoers shouted.

"Who me? Oh I could never!" Aponi teased.

Alastor looked around before moving to stand near the woman called Carolyn.

"Sing! Sing! Sing!" The room began chanting.

Aponi laughed before snapping, music staring.

I was hot

Aponi began singing. She sighed after the first line.

I went to parties a lot Y'know? I was driving Lamborghinis Sipping super-dry martinis In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht

She shook her hips to the two beats given.

But I was depressed Also completely obsessed An unhappy beauty queen Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina I had such low self-esteem I was a mess

She sang. The crowd laughed at the last line.

She moved to the stage to get her microphone.

So I gave it all up for the netherworld I've been here forever, girl If I was more clever, girl I would've stuck it out Knowing what life's about

she shrugged her coat off to reveal a red dress, for for a tango.

Everyone gave a cheer, and alastor tilted his head in curiosity.

Pain and joy and suffering Failing but recovering I'll tell you another thing Everyone here is alone So if you are breathing Go home!

She belted.

If I knew then What I know now I would have looked within and let love in somehow If I only knew

She moved her hips to the Beat again, a smile on her face.

The truth back then I wouldn't have had my little accident

She made a motion to her neck, signaling how she died.

She walked to the back of the stage.

Don't be blind

She sang as she started strutting to the rhythm down the stage and catwalk.

You left your whole life behind See a shrink Call a priest Ask the recently deceased Death is final and you cannot press rewind

The crowd laughed, along with a chuckle from alastor.

Don't jump when the light is red

One demon sang, apart of the ensemble.

Toasters should be used for bread Another one sang..

Never smoke cigars in bed Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro Don't cheat on the one you wed Never whip a thoroughbred Angry pygmys shrunk his head Why did it take death to see Happiness was up to me?

More people sang as part of the ensemble.

If I knew then What I know now I would've laughed and danced And lanced every sacred cow I thought I knew But I was wrong 'Cause life is short But death is super long

As the music progressed, Aponi was pulled in by a male dancer, as they began dancing to the rhythm in a tango.

Much to Alastor's displeasure and jealousy that he'd never want to admit.

I exploded!

One guy called out. Everyone laughed and whooped at the music.

The dancing continued.

If I knew then (If I knew) What I know now I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine Before my final bow

The ensemble sang as Aponi was spun through all of the different dancers.

If I knew (If I knew) The things that now I know I would ride the highs and cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo

The ensemble sange before getting quiet for aponi.

So before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show

She sang confidently before taking a deep breath..

That's what I know!

She belted.

Life is short but death is long Here, one minute then it's gone

As the ensemble along with aponi sang everyone took their places on the stage.

Thought I knew but I was wrong If I only knew what I know now!

At the last beat aponi made a pose by sticking her leg out and shooting the hand with her microphone into the air.

The lights went dark.

When they turned back on Aponi have a bow as someone walked dover to help her down from the stage.

"Well that was more entertaining than the stock market crash of 1929!" Alastor called out as he shoved his way through Aponi's friends.

"Thanks Al! I've been practicing for weeks!" Aponi stated.

"You never told me you could do any of that!" Alastor exclaimed, keeping his jouful tune and trying to hide how he felt a but disappointed at not being told about it.

"Well Al this isn't your usual crowd," Aponi stated.

"But it's yours," Alastor argued. "You were amazing," he stated with a genuine smile.

Aponi blushed.

"Thanks," she stated.

[mermaid--bride]

Diabolik Lovers || Dark Waters - Kazemi Maniac Route [Maniac 1]

--In Yuma's garden at the Mukami manor

Kazemi: What do you think, Yuma-kun?

Yuma: Heh, not bad. Ya actually got some talent for gardenin’.

Kazemi: Fufu!

(This is so relaxing!)

(I’m really glad Yuma-kun invited me to help harvesting strawberries.)

(I had a really stressful morning since Ruki-kun refuse to accept me not going back to school.)

--Flashback starts

Ruki: Do you have any idea of the impact your decision may have in our plans? How are you going to approach Eve if you simply stop going to school?

Kazemi: I don’t care, ok?

If the problem is me staying here, I will leave immediately! I’m fine with that!

I can’t see that person again... No matter what... I need to get away from him...

Ruki: You are willing to compromise all the progress you have made and go back to the streets because of a human boy?

Kazemi: ... ... Yes... I am...

Ruki: ... ...

--End of flashback

Kazemi: (Of course he wouldn’t understand... I didn’t expect him to...)

(Although I must admit I also didn’t expect him to let me stay even after that...)

(Turns out that, as cold as he is, there might be some kindness in his vampire heart.)

Yuma: Oi, ya said yer a mermaid, right?

Kazemi: Hm? Ah yeah... and a vampire too...

... Why?

Yuma: What is that like?

Kazemi: You mean...?

Yuma: Are you dumb or what?

I mean, what are mermaids like? Are they eveyrthing we hear in stories?

Kazemi: Ah... Well...

(That was a sudden question...)

My mother told me, when I was a child, that mermaids are like a midterm between humans and demons. They are a minor race, descendent from the vibora clan.

However they are still higher in power than other races. They can use their voices to create illusions and hypnotize. They can control water and it’s temperature, sometimes even create storms, depending on their own abilities.

They can also turn into humans whenever they want to help them find their preys more easily, since they feed on human flesh.

Yuma: ... That means ya also...?

Kazemi: ... ... I’m half vampire...

Thanks to that, I can go a long time without eating.

Also, human food isn’t as useless for me as it is for vampires...

So I don’t really need it...

Yuma: Oh...

Kazemi: ... ...

(It can’t be helped... This is who I am... Rather I like it or not...)

(Goki... I don’t blame him for calling me a monster... In his position, I probably would too...)

Yuma: ... Is that why ya don’t wanna get back to school?

Kazemi: Eh...?

Yuma: Ruki told us what went down this mornin.

You know, runnin away will neva get ya anywhere. Ya gotta face the guy if you wanna get rid of ‘im.

Kazemi: I know that...

(But I can’t face him...)

Yuma: ... Oi.

Kazemi: Hm?

Wha-!!

*Phew*

Yuma: Heh, nice dodge~

Kazemi: (He nearly punched me!!)

Yuma: C’mon, figh’meh!

*Phew*

Kazemi: Kch! Stop!!

Yuma: Make meh!

*Phew*

Kazemi: Oi, Yuma-!!

*Thud*

Kazemi: Ugh!!

Yuma: Haha! Gotcha!

Kazemi: Ow...

What the hell was that for!?

Yuma: Ya kept dodging me. It was obvious I’d end up hittin ya at some point.

Kazemi: ...!

Yuma: See what I’m sayin? If ya run away, yer only delaying the blow.

Ya gotta face it properly if ya don’t wanna lose the fight.

Kazemi: ... ...

Yuma: Need help gettin up?

Kazemi: No... I’m fine...

Yuma: Good. Bring yer basket once yer up.

--Yuma leaves

Kazemi: ... ... ...

(Face it, huh...)

--End of Maniac 1

[lyranova]

for ur opinion event what about yuno and noelle or yuno and mimosa? i don't see them very much on ur blog so iwas only curious (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

———

Hiya anon!

Ooo Yuno x Noelle and Yuno x Mimosa 👀? Let’s see, I guess I’ll start with Yuno x Mimosa since I have some pretty strong…feelings about them 🤔! Friendly reminder that these are just MY opinions!

I’m going to preface this by saying if you ship Yuno x Mimosa then good for you, I’m glad you enjoy them, and I support you in loving them 🥰!

So actually I used to not mind the ship! I used to think it was cute and I could see why people shipped them even if I didn’t, and I used to think “eh if they get together in canon I’ll support it!”.

Well two things changed my mind, I’ll show them below:

Now you guys might think I’m a little…dramatic because “why should two comments make you dislike a ship?”. Firstly) I recieved these comments at a pretty bad time. Secondly) These were left under the COTF Chapter titled “Miku” which is where Yuno and my OC Neva meet their future daughter. Thirdly) These comments didn’t need to be left. At all.

Now I know not all shippers are like this! I know there are a lot that are very sweet and kind 🥰, but these two comments really rubbed me the wrong way, and the people who commented them just…shouldn’t have commented at all. Because these comments (along with a few others but they had nothing to do with Yuno x Mimosa) upset me so much they actually made me stop writing about Neva and YuNeva for a while.

So overall with Yuno x Mimosa, I don’t think they’re a bad ship and would support it if it became canon, I just no longer like them. Because anytime I see them I think of these comments and I get upset, so I avoid anything and everything with them in it. Which is fine! And if you enjoy them then I support you 😁!

Now onto Yuno x Noelle!

Hm I'm so-so about the ship, I can see why/where people ship them and why they like the ship. But I don't really see it, because I feel like they would bicker all the time ���� (Yes I'm an Astelle shipper but I sometimes enjoy seeing other ships too!).

Now that doesn't mean they couldn't eventually get close romantically, I just think it would take some time and work for them! And sometimes that hard work and time can make a relationship stronger and better 🥰!

Overall I don't have many thoughts about Yuno x Noelle, I think they could work, and they aren't one of my favorite ships, but if you like them then I support you 🥰!

[postgamecontent]

Nintendo Switch Weekly Round-Up for the Week Ending October 19th, 2024

Hello gentle readers, and welcome to the Nintendo Switch Weekly Round-Up for the week ending October 19th, 2024. A very busy week, led by the likes of Super Mario Party Jamboree, Neva, and Astlibra Gaiden: The Cave of Phantom Mist. There are tons of very cool games across a wide array of tastes and genres, and we're only getting this holiday season started. Let's check out this week in the world of Switch!

Select New Releases

Super Mario Party Jamboree ($59.99)

Mario's having another party on Switch before the lights go off, it seems. You know how this works by now, I'm sure. Seven boards, and over one hundred and ten minigames make this the biggest Mario Party yet. I'm not a big Mario Party person, so having one per console is more than enough for my needs. That said, I know there are a lot of people who are ready and waiting for any new installment, and this looks to be a good one.

Astlibra Gaiden: The Cave of Phantom Mist ($9.99)

This was DLC over on PC. Since it stands alone anyway, the publisher decided to release it that way on Switch. Nifty! That means you can play this at a very reasonable price, and if you like it then you'll have more confidence that you'll enjoy the main game. You play as the Baker's Daughter in this side-story, taking on procedurally generated dungeons. It's more rogue-ish than the main game, so that's an interesting twist. I'll be doing a review of this, so do look forward to that.

Neva ($19.99)

Fans of GRIS skipping on the developer's follow-up? NEVA! That awful wordplay is going to appear in a lot of reviews, so brace yourselves. This is indeed the new game from the GRIS folks, and in this one you've got two characters in play. A young woman named Alba is the character you control, but you'll be accompanied by a wolf cub. That cub will grow over the course of the game, and it's going to get a lot less cute and harmless. Well, I'll leave that to you to work out.

Crow Country ($19.99)

This one is a survival-horror game, and it's been out for a bit on other platforms. The consensus seems to be that if you like the PlayStation 1 era of the genre, you'll enjoy this one. I am a cowardly baby-man, so I won't be spending much time with it. If you're less of a scaredy-cat, I recommend giving it a look.

Drova - Forsaken Kin ($24.99)

Drova is an action-RPG set in an actual hand-crafted world, which is something you can't take for granted these days. It has fairly involved combat, but it's no slouch in its other respects either. I've been playing this for a bit, and I'll do a review once I'm ready. I've been really enjoying myself with it so far, though.

Core Keeper ($19.99)

If you dig digging, here's a digger you might dig. Core Keeper is a survival crafting game, this time played from a top-down perspective. There's a lot of meat on this bone, by the looks of things. Crafting, fighting, mining, fishing, and all that. Most of all, exploring. There are plenty of interesting things to uncover, and I haven't spent even remotely enough time with it to say much more than that. Worth looking into for fans of the genre.

Dungeons 4 - Nintendo Switch Edition ($49.99)

Here's one for the fans of Dungeon Keeper who are looking for something similar. This is the latest installment of a relatively well-received series, and the second to release on the Switch. The game itself is really good, but I haven't had a chance to play this particular version to see how the port came out. Well, not like we have a lot of alternatives for new games of this sort on the platform.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed ($39.99)

This license is sure getting around this generation, eh? Here's the latest one, using the versions of the Turtles from the recent movie. It's published by Outright Games, so let me look up the developer to see what we might be in store for. It seems it's Aheartfulofgames, who developed DreamWorks Dragons: Legends of the Nine Realms and DreamWorks Spirit: Lucky's Big Adventure. That's not encouraging, but I suppose there's still a chance this turns out good. Fans of the property might have an okay time with it anyway.

Killing Time: Resurrected ($24.99)

We've got more 3DO games on the Switch than I would ever have expected to see, and here's one more for the pile. Nightdive does its thing using the KEX Engine and brings this game back to life. It's an odd one, adding a lot of adventure elements to the first-person shooter formula. Not the best game around, but it's enjoyable enough if you like your boomer shooters. It's a lot better than PO'ed as far as 3DO shooters remade in the KEX Engine go, at least. I'll be reviewing this one too. Lots on the plate right now.

Blazing Strike ($39.99)

Phew, I don't know. On the one hand, this is largely the work of a solo developer and in that sense it is very impressive. On the other hand, the asking price is as high or higher than many better and more well-rounded fighters, even on the Switch. It feels really thin in terms of polish and options, and the actual combat while decent just doesn't click the way I personally like to see in a fighter. I guess if you're thirsty for a new fighting game and are the sort that is forgiving of flaws, you could give this a swing.

StormEdge ($14.99)

This is a top-down roguelite action game, and we sure aren't hurting for these on the Switch. StormEdge pushes the risk-reward thing heavily, forcing you to put yourself in danger in order to pull off your best skills. On the other hand, it doesn't use cooldowns. So yes, a slightly different flow to this one. It feels a tiny bit light on things to do, but what's here is done well enough.

Just Dance 2025 ($49.99)

Technically, this is DLC for the free Just Dance app. But it didn't feel right not including it, so here it is. It features 40 new songs to dance to, including tunes from Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga, Enur Ft. Natasja, Sia, and Green Day. There aren't many quantities more known than a yearly Just Dance game, so I'll leave it there and let you decide.

9 R.I.P. ($49.99)

The latest release from Idea Factory's Otomate line is a rather sharp visual novel with a spooky theme. While it seems to present itself as horror, it's not very scary. But all of the hunks you can potentially smooch are supernatural in some way or another, so there's that. You get nine in all, hence the whole number in the title. Just to spice things up, there's an insanity mechanic in play here as well. You can read my full review over on the TouchArcade Patreon if you're signed up as a free member.

Recolit ($14.99)

Bad news: your ship has crashed. Even worse, you're in a town where the night never ends. You need to search for lights in this place, and you'll do it by helping out the various townspeople with their requests. How does that add up to completing your goal? That's the mystery, friends. It's only a few hours long, but it's a pleasant and relaxing time. I like it.

EGGCONSOLE Undeadline MSX2 ($6.49)

Whoa, an EGGCONSOLE release that someone who can't understand Japanese can enjoy? That's unusual. Undeadline is a vertically scrolling shooter from T&E Soft, and you definitely shouldn't expect it to be great. But it's interesting, and I'm always happy to see another MSX2 game make it to the line-up. There's gold in those hills, if D4 Enterprise can continue to mine it.

Arcade Archives Violence Fight ($7.99)

This week's Arcade Archives release is the predecessor to the already-Arcade Archived Solitary Fighter, Violence Fight. Taito dropped this one in arcades in 1989, and if you know your history you know that puts it before Street Fighter II. The fighting genre hadn't had its turning point yet, and you might find this game pretty weird to play as a result. Still, there's something to it that makes it stick in people's memory. If you enjoy poking at the oddities in this line, here's another one for you.

RetroRealms Arcade: Ash vs Evil Dead ($24.99)

RetroRealms Arcade: Halloween ($24.99)

This is kind of an odd set-up, but RetroRealms Arcade is a side-scrolling platformer hub where you can buy DLC games to play. The first two games available are Evil Dead and Halloween themed, with the former having you play as Ash and the latter as Mike Myers. Buy them both and you'll unlock additional characters. It's not a bad engine, but I feel like you're really paying for the licenses here. That being said, if you like these properties and find the idea of retro-ish platformers based on them appealing, by all means.

Ynglet ($7.99)

This game bills itself as a platformer without platforms, but there are indeed a few platforms. It is certainly an oddball of a game, however. You're kind of a squiddy thing bopping around colorful doodles in the sky. You can dash, jump, float, and just sort of bounce off things as you make your way through. It looks nice in motion, and it's quite fun to play. Great for people looking for something a little offbeat.

Eternights ($29.99)

A curious duck, this one. The developers have mashed together a proper dating sim and an action game, then seasoned it with some RPG spice, and somehow it didn't turn out too bad. Rough around the edges, to be sure. But it's an interesting combination and it kind of works, and that's something worth appreciating. Go into it with full awareness that it is exactly what it says it is and you might have a good time.

LYNE ($9.90)

Oh, this is a blast from the past. Ten years ago on mobile, if I remember right. It's a pretty good puzzle game where you have to make lines to connect all the shapes of the same kind together. You can't cross over your line, so plan your path carefully. Hundreds of pre-built levels to play, a slick presentation that almost nostalgic, and even procedurally generated stages if you still want more. If you haven't played it before and like relaxing puzzlers, I'd recommend it.

Nikoderiko: The Magical World ($29.99)

Sometimes you can't decide between Donkey Kong Country and Crash Bandicoot. It's a real dilemma! Fear not, because now you can just play Nikoderiko. It has some side-scrolling stages, and they're pretty much just like Donkey Kong Country Returns. It also has some 3D-ish stages where you're moving into or out of the camera, like Crash Bandicoot. It even has music by that guy tht did the underwater music in Donkey Kong Country that everyone loves. Sass aside, this is a rather well-done platformer. If you like the games it draws influence from, you should give it a shot.

Blind - The Unseen Truth ($11.99)

If you're craving a supernatural visual novel this week and don't quite have the scratch for 9 R.I.P., I suppose you could pick this one. A young woman returns to her hometown, reunites with her childhood friend, and meets a ghost boy. Well, these things happen. You've got choices to make, and multiple endings to reach. If you want to, anyway. I'm not going to twist your arm and make you play it or anything. I'm not even going to nudge you. Do what you will.

8-Bit Adventures 2 ($19.99)

You want some nice meat and potatoes classic console RPG style gameplay, here you go. Despite its name, it's a bit more like a 16-bit console RPG. That's not a bad thing, in terms of quality of life elements. I'm going to be reviewing this one and I'll go into more detail there, but for now I'll say that I really have enjoyed what I've played so far.

MetroLand ($4.99)

Oh wow, it's a lane-based behind-the-back auto-runner. I remember when we had so many of these releasing on mobile that my boss made a joke template review. You don't see as many of them anymore, and that makes this a little nostalgic in its own weird way. I mean, it's certainly affordable. But on the other hand, you can also just download Subway Surfers on your phone for free and get your fill.

It Could Happen to You ($4.99)

At first I thought we were getting a game based on the 1994 Nicolas Cage/Bridget Fonda vehicle, but I guess it was too good to be true. Instead we have a choice-based narrative adventure about missing villagers and cattle mutilations. Maybe it's a sequel? The most distinctive thing here is the visual style, which certainly is a look. Maybe it is a look you like. Helps it stand out, I suppose.

Moorhuhn Jump and Run 'Traps and Treasures 3' ($6.99)

More action-platforming with Moorhuhn, this time in Egypt. There are thirty-one levels to play, and somehow an online ranking feature is present so you can compete for scores. Clearly there's a market for these or we wouldn't be at number three now. If you're in that market, here you go.

That's all for this week, friends. We'll be back next Saturday with another Round-Up as we continue our journey through October. One of my most anticipated titles of the season is up next week and it's just the tip of the iceberg, so don't blow all of your cash this time around. As ever, I will plug both my Patreon (where you can find lots of cool exclusive articles) and my Ko-Fi (tips help me run this blog). There, plugged. I hope you have a super Saturday, and as always, thanks for reading!

[aaronafgash]

10 NEW SONGS - 3/15/24

Some disappointing releases from some big artists today (*cough cough* Justin Timberlake *cough cough* Kacey Musgraves), but overall, a ton of new tunes today. Let’s get it.

P.S. To the 3 people who read this, next week is about to be a DOOZIE for new music. Full albums from Waxahatchee, Khruangbin, Good Morning, SiR, Matt Champion, and Future x Metro Boomin’, and that’s not even including any singles that will inevitably be dropping as well. What a year for music. Anyways, here we go.

1. I Guess - Lizzy McAlpine

Lizzy’s just going to keep dropping heat, eh? Absolutely adore this. The “beat drop” around two and a half minutes in borders on being a tiny bit corny, but also reminds me of Fleet Foxes, and I bet that melodic chant at the end will be fun to sing at her live shows. Really appreciate the choices she’s making production-wise, including brass horns and Phoebe Bridgers-esque electronic indie sounds to add some texture.

2. Classical - Vampire Weekend

Probably my favorite of the three singles Vampire Weekend has dropped so far. For lack of a better term, it’s just a classic VW song. That little synth lead (maybe synth? Genuinely cannot place what instrument I’m hearing) on the hook / chorus makes me want to hit an Irish jig, just in time for St Patrick’s Day. Really beautiful piano on the 2nd half of this (played by Ezra Koenig himself, according to Genius!).

3. HATE YOUR GUTS - INJI

It always blows me away when artists I’ve barely heard of casually have production like THIS so early in their careers. I heard “GASLIGHT” by INJI at some point last year and was immediately entranced - she’s done it again here. Her Spotify bio reads “making music you can scream along to :)” and that is exactly what my ass will be doing when that chorus comes on. This kind of lands somewhere between Kim Petras (sonically) and Olivia Rodrigo (thematically). If you feel like you’re in the middle of that Venn diagram, this is absolutely worth a listen. 

4. Down Swinging - Holly Humberstone

Holly Humberstone is the queen of “pretty sad songs that absolutely slap.” I love the chord progression when she sings “Watch me keep my cool tonight”. Also enjoyed the unexpected saxophone appearance.

5. Neva (feat. Monaleo) - Flo Milli

This was a standout from Flo Milli’s new album Fine Ho, Stay. The Juicy J x Lex Luther production was not something I expected to hear on a Flo Milli album but she sounds super comfortable here - I’m not used to hearing her on the more laid-back beats, but I dig it. Things I also dig: how her name appears on the album art like the VH1 logo back in the day.

6. BURNING BRAINS - Tierra Whack

I was a bit nervous going into this album considering my disdain for the two singles Tierra Whack had dropped for it, but I was delightfully surprised to hear quite a few songs I enjoyed. “BURNING BRAINS” specifically stood out to me. That chorus - “Soup too hot, ice too cold / Grass too green, sky too blue” - combined with the slow, prodding beat makes for a sad, depressing ass vibe, but one that I enjoy living in for a few minutes. Hip-hop has felt quite stale lately, so I appreciate Tierra doing something different and outside the box.

7. Enough (Miami) - Cardi B

Nothing crazy from Ms. Cardi here but it feels like a proper return to form - a catchy pop-rap beat, energetic raps, some memorable bars. No complaints!

8. Lonely Millionaire - Kacey Musgraves

This new Kacey Musgraves album was not for me, but this one landed - at least more than anything else did on Deeper Well. The “what good is being rich if you’re alone” sentiment is one that often works for me (thinking about Kanye West on “Welcome to Heartbreak”). Nothing revolutionary happening here, but the chords are nice, it’s a laid back vibe, and I can appreciate the message. More of this!

9. What Lovers Do - Justin Timberlake

This new Justin Timberlake album was ABSOLUTELY not for me, but there’s something funny about me perking up and enjoying the production on this song specifically only to realize it’s one of the few that Timbaland contributed to. Do I need to hear a 43-year-old JT sing about banging Jessica Biel? Absolutely not. But if he’s going to do it, at least he’s singing over a smooth ass Timbaland beat. I’m also really struggling to get to 10 songs now, so on a stronger week, I would have been happy to completely ignore this one. Alas!

10. STOP BY (feat. Garret Sparrow, Max Leonard, & Joshua Raw) - Bilking With Francis

I know truly nothing about Biking With Francis, nor do I know anything about the featured artists. But I heard this on my Discover Weekly on Spotify a few days ago and was so impressed by how catchy it is. Steve Lacy-esque production and I can’t get enough of this hook - I genuinely wish this was longer than 3 minutes.

[bjorkncaddel]

𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 around Cordelia, the elder blonde always makes her comfortable in her skin without being judged. As she explained the reason why the name was chosen for her future babies and the following. ❛ Ah, well… He likes it too. It's a simple name easily to be pronounced correctly, in both nacionalities. ❜ She refers in Swedish and English. ❛ You're welcome. ❜ Delia never abandoned her during this new route of motherhood, life changes. When Linnéa once first heard the news she was the first one to leave the ship, leaving Neva on this path without guidance. All the blonde needed was a bit of maternal figure to calm her nerves but unfortunately, this wasn't what she got. She feels completely blessed that Ryan's family accepts her with open arms, without making her feel so miserable.

❛ None is shorter than me, in my Swedish family of course. ❜ She says with a giggle, shaking her head. ❛ Not even my grandma Freja, she was shorter. ❜ She shrugs her shoulders nonchalantly. ⎯ Neva was surprised when Cordelia recognized her grandmother. Wait what? Ry's granny knows everyone in this world? How is it possible? Small world. ❛ You did? I --- I eh… I don't know what to say. My mother never talks about her. Small world! ❜ She explained excitedly. ⎯ ❛ We don't have any reasons for NOT wanting you there. I know how important your presence is to him, and you're doing too much for me, I still don't even know how to thank you. ❜ She admitted.

❛ Thank you. ❜ The Swedish blonde said to the other, with a genuine smile as she recalled her wedding. ❛ This one definitely has some charms! ❜ She smirks, proud of Cordelia find someone that makes her happy, although it is too early to know, considering she never met him in person, but he seemed like a gentleman, a man of taste and poised. Upon her reaction to her former ex-fiance… ❛ I am not joking. He cheated on me countless times. ❜ She informed her. ❛ I thought he was the love of my life. And he was the favorite of my family. Especially my mother who adores him. But things were starting to not going well between us. And we ended. I left our penthouse, and my Ferrari with him. I just was fed up with him and wanted to leave Manhattan. ❜ She explained. It was always reassuring to know people like Cordelia know him so well that he genuinely loves her. Not that he ever planted a doubt, but it is nice to hear from another point of view.

Before they both had an enjoyable conversation, the nurse and Baldur entered the room. Baldur waited for to Ryan leave the hospital so he could get in and attempt to talk to his daughter. He nodded in a very princely way to Cordelia, and his gaze met his daughter. ❛ Birgitta, Cordelia. Hi. ❜ He finally said. Before he could even make a conversation the nurse quickly informed both of them. ❛ Oh! So good to see your parents come to visit for your support, Mrs. Caddel. ❜ The nursed referred to Cordelia and Baldur as Neva's parents, but he had a chance to correct her. ❛ But I am here to deliver the news from the doctor, and she cannot come to share it, so I'm doing it for her. Mrs. Caddel, for your safety and the babies as well, you must stay here until the babies are born. Here in this hospital. In two hours, we are going to monitor you again. And no traveling no treatment at home. Until you get better. If you two excuse me, I have to leave.❜ The nurse warned Cordelia, Baldur, and Neva before leaving. The trio alone. Baldur upon hearing the news and situation doesn't know what else to say. In fact, he was a bit speechless. He approaches Neva and touches her head patting her awkwardly, looking at Delia a bit blushed. ❛ I forgot what I wanted to say. ❜ He started, he was lying. The news shocked him. ❛ I want to talk to you, if you ever talk ill of my husband, don't talk to me. I'm tired of pretending, I'm not hurt when you speak badly about him. It affects me too. You can call me all you want, harlot, dumb, whatever is it to please you. But not him.❜ Neva said it to her husband, not ashamed to share it in front of Cordelia. ❛ Take care of my daughter, I hate this hospital. If you were in Sweden, I know good doctors, or even in L.A. Take care, let me know your due date. ❜ He talks looking at Neva, feeling ashamed, but his expression remains cool, not betraying his inner feelings. He patted her head awkwardly and kissed the top of her head. ❛ I promise to be nice. ❜ His last words before leaving.

—Cordelia gave her a look. she understood, however, that Neva must have felt overwhelmed with the pregnancy; especially since it was her first one and her not being ready for them. or to be a mother in general. she was not going to judge her, of course; never, she aimed to support the younger woman, aid and offer advice where she could, not make her feel bad about her decisions. or worse. ‘it is alright,’ she said reassuringly, nodding to emphasize the statement. ‘let’s talk to your doctor first, no need to stress.’ and now that this was out of the way, and they had agreed they were going to consider their options, she listened to her speak of the names she had picked out for the twins. ‘what does Ryan think?’ she asked first with a small laugh, and then her expression was swiftly replaced by an amazed one as the younger woman explained that the name Nils also has some Greek roots. ‘Nicholas….’ Cordelia mused. a smile formed on her lips again. ‘Freja is such a beautiful name! I love them both!’ and she was not just saying that; she was not this type of person. but both names were beautiful, held a meaning to her and it made her smile, the sentimentality of the choice. ‘thank you!’ she squeezed her hand, lovingly; it was indeed an honor she had thought about her and her Greek roots while picking out their names. she felt appreciated.

another pearl of laughter fell from her lips, nodding. ‘yes, I know! I am glad the women in my family are short,’ she laughed once more. ‘Aleida is even shorter than me!’ she said, almost proud. a smile formed on her lips and she nodded; it was plainly obvious for anyone to see how much she loves her grandson, specifically. ‘he just has this…air about him.’ she laughed. ‘unless he pisses someone off, then you wanna murder him with your own two hands,’ which, also rang true for Neva in the, very recent, past. ‘but I am sure they will love you both the same,’ she concluded with another gentle smile. and then she took the phone to look at the photo, mouth agape at how much Neva resembled her maternal grandmother. and then, a beat. ‘I had met her!’ she exclaimed, quite shocked. ‘such a beautiful, poised woman. very elegant.’ she gives Neva her phone back. ‘you look so much like her…how I never put two and two together!’ she shook her head.

‘I am sure he has forgotten all about it,’ she waved a hand, laughing. a blush crept on her cheeks, and she looked at Neva with a gentle smile. ‘your wedding was so beautiful! I am honored you two wanted me there!’ especially given it was such a small wedding, with a few of their closest people present, a simple, sweet ceremony. and Neva had looked absolutely stunning in her ethereal, flowy wedding dress. another laughter fell from her lips. ‘he is handsome, no? and I think Ryan might actually like this one…’ she mused and then looked at the photo of Liam, still laughing at Neva’s comment; almost choked upon the photo she was presented with. ‘you can’t be serious, right?’ eyes widened. ‘this…man you were engaged to? why?’ she was glad she wouldn’t be offended, because the man in the photo looked…ugly, and Neva is such a beautiful woman, she is damn breathtaking. no wonder Ryan is so taken with her; she is beautiful inside and out. ‘I am sure there won’t even come a time he will tire of you,’ she winked at her. ‘trust me. I know him better than anyone; he adores you.’

[ducknotinarow]

2k3/7 Raph Don - #

| send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

"jeez ain't we done rumagin' through my phone yet? for fucks sake"

As with previous 03/07 I'll point out any changes between the times -what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

'Donnie'

"hmm well 'hat's easy, Donnie course what I put 'em as. Yeah sure ain't nothing unique lots call Don, Donnie even Mikey at times. But well he always Donnie ta me. No differe 'han how he calls me Raphie still I guess. Just was easier when we were jus' tots an' all. Don comin' ta me cryin' 'Raphie, Raphie, Raphie' onve small 'hings. But I always answered." he chuckles a little at the memory " uh still sorta dose it now thinkin' bout it now?" He rubs at the side of his head "Though I useta do it too...mostly if I saw a bug since he never mind grabbin' 'em" He shrives a bit he still hates them. "Jus' what we do. Others may use the nicknames. I don' mind much if family uses it but I guess it jus' got different meaning with Don an' I." - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

[image description ] A photo of Donnie clearly facing the camera a obvious annoyed glare aimed at Raphael who took the photo with some grease smuges coating their olive skin. Nothing about this photo is flattering to say the least. As Don's beak is even pouting when seeming aware of them getting thier picture taken.

That usual little chuckle rumble out over Raphael's tongue now shoulders shaking slightly even "I told 'em he was lokkin' real hot for Von an' his date. Said she gonna change their plans second she sees 'em even." he chuckles more explaining the look on Don's face for the contact photo. "Sometimes Don asks me ta help 'em wit' his projects. Was wantin' ta fix up the tank. I may not know much with the techy stuff but I know the maniacal side's makin' sure nothin' gonna blow out the engines afta all." Raph soon smiles to himself. "I kind of 'ike gettin' ta work wit' 'em 'ike this. We jus' take up own spaces to do what we gotta do. Throw on some rock music. Sometimes we use it as a chance to share song wit' each other. An' jus' talk. Nothin' speical sometimes we just bitchin' to the other. I love hearin' Don get mad it's funny. He don' think it funny but eh it's funny. Might talk 'bout Casey and Von even or complain 'bout Mikey an' Leo. Sometimes nice thin's depends. Mostly we joke an' such. Dunno maybe cause he workin' but it's fun workin' on stuff with Don cause of how his mood seems ta change. Jus' fun. Even those times he wanna swing a sludge hammer on me."

07 - [image description] is almost the same but Donnie is smiling in the photo, shell cycle behind the purple banded turtle. "I had stopped usin' that bike..since Don made it for me so it went wit' out a lotta love. So I asked Don 'bout fixin' it together...cause I missed those old times." Soft sadden smile over lost times for stupid reasons. - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

'our love' by Bee Gees (songs about brotherly love and it just sweet preform in honor of brother after getting a grammy ;3;) I hold you near but you're so far away And it's losing you I can't believe To watch you leave and let this feeling die You alone are the living thing that keeps me alive And tomorrow if I'm here without your love You know I can't survive Only my love can raise you high above it all

"I love my brother a lot at 'hat. He's my favorite outta the three of 'em. One i'm closest to. I can say we are also friends and not jus' brothers. I can talk to 'em and such but..damn I wish he trust me a bit more ya know?" 07: *same song just different secont of lyrics

We can take the darkness and make if full of light But let your love flow back to me How can you leave and let this feeling die This happy room will be a lonely place when you are gone And I won't even have your shoulders for the crying on No other women's love could be as true, I'm begging you "I neva' changed the song..but the meanin' has changed for me. I put it at a different spot even cause of it. I missed him alot."

- my muse’s last text to your muse

03 : [text] Donnie if ya awake

[text] who I kidding. -_- [text] I needja! :O

[text] bring a hammer! or a torch! yeah Torch I need ta fuckin burn this nasty ass bug to ashes! >:I 07 : [text] saw ya were low grab ya some coffee, left on the counter