#squatizi

[herzspalter]

Local gay Italians propose on the same day

Reward for one of my Patrons, thank you so much!!

[ambyandony]

[dicentsalve]

Hmm.. I'm very interested in your ideas / headcanons for La squadra, if you don't mind sharing

Ooooh, you woke up the wrong beast, bb

● Sorbet and Gelato.

Sorbet, being a priest at the prison, meets Gelato, who later goes to his church as a "correction".

This is not a story about how a bad boy spoiled a nice one, they are both crazy bitches, just in different conditions.

This is all until the moment when they are both thrown out of civilized society.

Gelato often tells some strange, disgusting or funny stories from missions or prison (He especially likes to tell them to Pesci).

Sorbet finds a common language with people quite easily, not conflicting (at least outwardly).

Sorbet's Stand - The Informers.

It's a multitude of bright blue dragonflies that penetrate into electrical and Internet networks, searching for the desired information

If the information isn't complete, then the stand collects all the pieces that resemble the answer to the request.

Gelato's Stand - Disturbed

A stand that signals the owner in the event of an impending danger and from which side it is approaching

If the threat is not eliminated, then the signal will continue to come with increasing frequency, increasing depending on the threat to life.

● Formaggio

Has a terrarium with spiders.

Every member of the team knows when a football match is taking place (not by choice).

Often watches matches with Prosciutto and Sorbet.

Sometimes plays with an ordered target (like children tearing off spiders' legs or drowning butterflies)

Secretly uses Illuso shampoos.

● Illuso

He is more sarcastic in Risotto's presence, much less in his absence due to the desire to present himself as better than others in his eyes.

It is quite possible that Risotto himself unintentionally contributed to this.

He knows that Formaggio uses his shampoos (he will strangle him on New Year's Eve)

● Prosciutto

He likes older women, especially if they have money, status and connections (hence the very expensive clothes).

He is a Neapolitan, which is both audible and visible.

He often clashes and picks on Ghiaccio because the White Album cancels the ability of Grateful Dead.

He often keeps Risotto company on lonely sleepless nights over a glass of martini and whiskey. Mostly, these are just silent get-togethers, so that he doesn't get lonely.

He is often the one who gets it from Risotto for the mistakes and failures of other team members, especially the younger ones.

He gets angry when Gelato scares Pesci with stories, but doesn't have the balls to say anything back to him.

● Pesci

He's a Tuscan and often uses the Tuscan dialect, especially in stressful situations, and also starts to mumble and stutter, which irritates Prosciutto, who doesn't always understand him exactly or at all.

He runs in the mornings to the embankment, sometimes together with Ghiaccio.

● Melone

Have known Ghiaccio since childhood.

He is quite calm without external triggers, just like Ghiaccio, so they easily found a common language.

Melone passed Polpo's test without waking up Black Sabbat, has had a Stand since birth, which partly helped him.

Unhealthy frequent contact with women in childhood instilled a more consumerist and insignificant attitude towards them in adulthood, which was additionally influenced by the Stand, the capabilities of which he actively explored without moral and physical restrictions.

Passion for neat, well-groomed legs, especially with heels, is due to the perception of innocence, inaccessibility and defenselessness, which is especially attractive for creating a junior.

Sleeps naked, because it is more cozy and comfortable.

Blindness in one eye was a big problem at first because of the blind spot it opened up, but he learned to pay more attention to it (He sometimes crashes into someone/something on sharp turns). He was able to get a higher education thanks to his brother's connections (or rather, the opportunity to get)

● Ghiaccio

After receiving the stand, he was a huge pain in the ass for everyone when he was just learning it.

Has a low body temperature.

Only Risotto and, a little less often, Melone can shut him up.

Sometimes he sleeps poorly, so he comes either to Melone (he regrets his life choices) or to Risotto.

Makes everyone who dared not only to drive it, but to touch anything in it, dry clean his sweet Miata.

● Risotto

He hates tea and mineral water.

Sometimes he makes fun of Formaggio (like stealing a fork while he's turned away or tripping him up a bit).

Melone and Ghiaccio - his right and left hands.

He knows many grannys well, whom he met at the cemetery and who always look forward to his return to Sicily.

His father was a member of the Sicilian Mafia.

[whoishotteranimepolls]

"Who's Hotter?" Pride Month Event: Fanon Shipping Wars JoJo's Bizarre Edition

[yanpsychobitch]

I refuse to work on this any longer

Click on it for better quality

[mlmshipbracket]

ROUND 2: POLL #5

ROUND 2 ALL POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth:

One of the best examples of friends to strangers to “enemies” to lovers. Despite being technically enemies they still help each other through the game. The way they talk to each other is extremely telling of their relationship. You can really just feel the tension between these two. The fact Phoenix becomes a lawyer just to have a chance at seeing Edgeworth again(after knowing him for like a few months when they were kids).The whole “unnecessary feelings” line Edgeworth gives. The unwavering trust Phoenix puts in Edgeworth through the last case of the game.

Squalo/Tiziano:

They are explicitly canonically a couple, made up of assassins who are part of the mafia's elite guard. Squalo has a magic shark, and Tiziano can make people only tell lies, and so they wreak bloody havoc through the main cast before being defeated, all while cuddling on a rooftop and enjoying the carnage. Their personalities complement each other, with Tiziano being the brains of the operation who keeps Squalo's hot head in check. SPOILERS When Narancia tries to shoot Squalo, Tiziano takes the bullet for him and dies in his arms and it's very sad. END SPOILERS 

your honor i love them

[salartmander]

💕🦈👅💕

[pelicanmonarch]

squalo and tizi my second favouritest gay people ever 💙💛 you have no idea the heinous crimes i would commit for halfway decent merch of these two but literally the only notable merch anyone in the special unit has ever gotten is the tiziano bean (of which i have three) and that gorgeous figure cioccolata got (that i got scammed out of twice and then blew £200 on the real thing) its not fair 💔💔

[jojo-phase]

Begging on my actual hands and knees for La Squadra, or Squalo and Tiziano text posts 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

I did my best with the limited screen time they had 😬

[denako]

Jojo fanart is my passion

[bustedrocket]

jojo june days 2-5

[herzspalter]

Just you, and me, and the giant stuffed shark you put between us

This is the illustration that got voted for in May!

[ambyandony]

the type of bullshit poor tiziano has to deal with because his new fish boyfriend is illiterate and starving

tizianos frankly lucky that squalo didnt bite his hand off when he wrenched the paint thinner away because thats what would have happened to literally anybody else. and if squalo did do that he wouldnt be sorry either because itd be food

furthermore INCREDIBLY bold of tiziano to lunge at squalo to get the turpentine away knowing he's jumpy and quick to get violent at perceived threats

[dicentsalve]

Memes, cuz I lost in Stardew again 🙏🙏🙏

[chisecco]

ben swolo and the painter guy

[yanpsychobitch]

Took me quite a while