#diokars

[victorstoleyourorgans]

the best love story of all time is the one I made in mind between two characters I’m really obsessed with at the moment

[mikibagels]

[dios-favourite-simp]

Hear me out but being fucked by both Kars and Dio.

Like two hot vampires and one who can shapeshift.

I also feel that Kars would turn Dio into a whining whore while you watch tied to a chair desperate to get any sort of relief.

YOU GET IT

reader is afab cuz more holes means more fun 🥴

Having both of them stuffing both your holes as they thrust in tandem, or one fucking you while the other uses your mouth. They'd both fight over you, naturally, neither enjoy sharing but they'd be able to come to a momentary truce to get as much of you as they can.

At first they just want to tease you, having you restrained and unable to satisfy yourself as they enjoy eachother. Fangs flash and some blood is drawn. Kars is able to lift Dio up using his unnatural strength (although Dio would be able to do the same, despite how much bigger Kars is) sinking his cock deep inside the blonde vampire while letting you have a full view.

They both revel in the fact you can't touch yourself.

Dio loops his arms around Kars' neck, exposing the muscle and sinew of his own to you, stretching his ample chest and letting you get a good look at his sculpted body. Sweat drips down his pale skin, mixing with that coming off Kars' darker form. His neglected dick bounces in time with the thrusts of the Pillar Man's hips, drools of precum making your mouth water.

Two pairs of crimson eyes lock onto you, hungrily - you know when they eventually finish with eachother you're not going to be walking straight for a few days.

They press themselves against you, your smaller body shivering with anticipation as you grow ever more flustered; you appear to fit snugly between their sizeable tits. Soft lips flanked with sharp teeth pepper kisses along your body, leaving you panting as you feel yourself get even more excited. A clawed hand parts your thighs and slips into your underwear, stretching you out with two thick fingers, getting you ready for what's coming next.

You eventually end up riding Dio while Kars fucks him, groping your chest and murmuring filth to the both of you. Dio's hands grip the plush sheets of his bed as he arches his back prettily, enjoying the sensation of simultaneously getting railed while you bounce on his thick length. Kars' strong hands keep you in place, his long hair draping over your sweaty body.

Dio's fat cock buried deep inside of you has you stupid, drooling as it stirs your guts in the best way possible. You can tell Kars wants a piece of you too, but is content for now with Dio's tight ass, instead taking to groping your chest and biting your neck hard.

This seems to be a different side to Dio you rarely see, brought out by the larger man currently exploring every inch of your body with his large hands. The whimpers coming from the man below you are sinfully amazing, the rise of his chest becoming erratic as he suddenly grabs your hips and begins to fuck up into you, rolling his hips in tandem with Kars.

Your clit grinds against the base of his cock as his hips stutter and he releases deep inside of you. Kars' continuing thrusts aided by Dio's skillful hands bring you too to a blinding orgasm shortly after, clenching impossibly tight around the thick meat stretching you open.

Kars grabs Dio's hips as his thrusts stutter and eventually still too, filling the blonde vampire with his hot sticky cum, mixing with that which dripped from between your trembling thighs.

You flop onto Dio, whimpering as his cock is slipped out from your sore hole. Incredulously, they're both still hard - must be something to do with being a vampire, you absentmindedly ponder.

Its going to be a long night.

[diosrodeo]

we function in cycles

+ extra post-(pb)mansion battle

back at it with jojo’s most dysfunctional rarepair

[foxydivaxx]

Okay here is a masterlist of my work so far or at lest the stuff I want everyone to see because some of my past posts make me cringe:

Character Playlists

Character Playlists

Introducing the Bad Romance Cast

Bad Romance Cast

Idol Sanji Headcanons:

Idol Sanji Headcanon 1

Idol Sanji Headcanon 2

Idol Sanji Headcanon 3

Idol Sanji Headcanon 4

Idol Sanji Headcanon 5

Idol Sanji Sturvs

More Idol Sanji Headcanons

Zosan Goodies

Zosan: Late Night Birthday Special

Zosan Headcanons:

Zosan Sturvs

Zosan More Headcanons

Zosan NSFW Headcanons

Zosan Marriage Bliss 1

Zosan Marriage Bliss 2

Zosan Actor AU 1

Zosan Actor Au 2

Zoro Headcanons

Zoro Idol Au

Zoro Headcanons 2

Chronicles of King Nasty with Ezreal

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chronicles of King Nasty Uncensored (The Version of The story where Ezreal does not provide commentary)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Heartsteel Ezreal

Headcanons Part 1

Sanji and Sukuna

Headcanons

One Piece Actor Au

Headcanon 1

Headcanon 2

Headcanon 3

Vinsmoke Family Au

Headcanons

Aogiri Headcanon

Part 1

Inner Circle

Headcanons 1

Gossip Girl: Bad Romance

Preview

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Zosan: Look What You Made Me Do

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Zosan: Broken Bird

One Shot

Zosan: End Of Paradise

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Gossip Girl AU Prequel: Z After Dark

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Hetalia Actor AU: hERE

MY AO3

Here you go

DC COMICS FANFICS:

Cassie Sandsmark: Oddssey

Snippet

Prologue

Osiris

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Blue Exorcist Fanfic:

Abel and Cain

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Wrestling AU

Everyone’s moral alignment

Yugioh Fanfiction

Yugioh Pretty Little Liars Style

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Zosan: Prince Charming

One shot

Sanji: The Love Life Of Sanji

One Shot

Gossip Girl AU Father Day Special

Sanji

Zoro

[s0dacatz]

i got no energy for them ; if it was by kars he wouldnt wear even that

[cowboydio]

Happy Valentine’s Day! 😘

[starry-blue-echoes]

Top five crackships

I feel like I'm being targeted-

1) Holpol, I......... genuinely got attached to this one thanks to that one au

2) Risotaro, and I COMPLETELY blame @whimizera-me for that

3) Weathertaro, they're just two silly autistic men with their silly little hats and crippling trauma <3

4) Diokars, mostly for the Aesthetic of it

5) Jonathan x Diego because of a fic I read, and since I haven't heard anyone call it by an actually name yet, I've been calling it Jonago

[jojopolls]

Rarepair Tournament, Round One

[playtwewy]

💜another diokars moodboard 💜

[sonik-kun]

Not me only just discovering the DioKars ship 👁🫦👁

[rezelesbian]

Diokars drawing I did for a twt mutual

[endorphinmachine]

jjba (ik nothing abt this but 🫡)

favorite character: i didnt spend 3 years being fucking crazy about giorno for him to not be my favorite. i <3 his levelheaded insaneness i <3 his unnatural blondeness i <3 his yellow fucking thing

second favorite: goes to jotaro. what if you were an autistic teenager who couldnt handle a kiss from his mommy but traveled halfway across the fucking globe to kill a guy to save her life. and also your sense of humor was terrible

least favorite character: i have plenty but i think anasui sucks. so bad. and people that like him should be ashamed of themselves

character im most like: can i say jotaro i have the autism i have the emotional unavailability i have the mediocre but intriguing sense of style

favorite pairing:

least favorite pairing: i had a whole thing about diokars but i just remembered jolysui. i think that anasui should die. forever

favorite moment: jotaro thinking to himself about how he's about to fucking die by squeezing his heart to hide from an evil vampire and going "it won't even be funny..."

rating out of 10: 7 it sucks but theres a reason its a classic

[foxydivaxx]

Wrestling AU

Zoro: *smacks Kars hard in the skull with a steel chair*

Kars: *passes out and gets concussed*

Dio: *pounces on Zoro and beats the shit of him*

Sanji: *gets in the ring and picks up the steel chair and hits Dio real hard in the head*

Dio: *gets knocked out*

[s0dacatz]

muppet diokars time

[andromachos]

"3: screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr" but like specifically for dio my bestie dio. I need to know. Youve seen everything

boy i have!

i do not have screenshots of everything because well, that's be too long. worse takes in general are his two common fandom personalities as either

the degenerate bisexual that sticks his dick in everything

repressed tsundere, which comes in the flavor of either the bloodhound-shaped guy who only needs a bit of love and its actually manipulative in a entp slytherin sense and you see hes actually into [brother/minor] because! thats the only person he didnt inmediatly kill on scene, meaning thats looooove. the wife guy. and then the kinnie version where hes some tsudere twink and they draw him idk hugging some plushie or shit and its always like im evil im deranged i need kisses ùʍú

aside from that i think the diokars with dio getting beat to a pulp are not... good? im wondering where that cannibalism diokars anon is

overall these are the ones where its people in like, genuine denial of the show. my favorite screenshot that i bothered to save is this one bc i think this says so much. putting it in a petri dish