#neutral party

[ohumokay]

I'm rewatching Buffy the series (S3E2) and I hate everyone but Buffy in this episode

Long ass Buffy rant under cut 😗✌🏾

No Joyce, Buffy can't just tell a few people she's the slayer for superhero benefits. She fights monsters nightly, she travels to different realms, she gets prophecies of her death. SHE HAD DIED. SHE JUST KILLED HER (low-key pedophilic) BOYFRIEND. SHES NOT A SUPERHERO, SHES TRAUMATIZED.

Yes Willow, we know you've been thru some things and you're experiencing new things (witchcraft, werewolf boyfriends, slaying vampires) that you want to share with you bestie, but again, SHES BEEN THRU A LOT TOO. Plus, both you and Joyce wanna act like nothing happened bcuz you want to "go back to normal", but nothing was ever normal

So, when y'all throw a whole ass rave AT HER HOUSE, WITHOUT her knowledge, RIGHT AFTER she got home and she feels like a burden and she's expressed feeling avoided, y'all can't get mad when she gets overwhelmed and feels abandoned and reverts to her old trauma response of running away; when she tries to communicate (which y'all seem to lack the capability) that she feels like no one really wants her back and everyone seems to be fine without her, YALL HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHOOSE THAT MOMENT TO SNAP

THE ONLY ONE WITH THE RIGHT TO SNAP IN THAT MOMENT IS BUFFY, AND THE FACT THAT SHE WAS REALLY FUCKING PATIENT AND REALLY FUCKING NICE TO YALL INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLES SHOWS SHE'S THE ONE ACTUALLY TRYING.

YALL. ARE. FUCKING. NOT

[dndsettingsinfo]

Desert Waterfall by Neutral Party & James RPG Art

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

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[educationaldm]

Have a nice hilltop watchtower battlemap from @neutralpartymaps.

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[beautifult999]

Adam told me to post Venom when it comes to this xD He said “Hey I’m the neutral party, but I should still have a say”

[theredhairing40]

if charlie kirk was a russian asset

Charlie Kirk: Так как же мне придерживаться сценария? Handler: Speak English you idiot! Blend into the environment of your "Democracy"!

[emmyrosee]

“Pssst…”

“Choke.”

“Wanna makeout?”

Instantly, as if on a cue, Hajime’s face blisters into a flush, eyes widening and brows angry as he whips his head to face you.

You’re smiling, and he hates it, and you’re wearing his shirt that completely drowns your frame, hands and knees on the mattress just inches away, and he’s convinced he could live an extra 15 years if you hadn’t stumbled into his life.

But you did stumble into his life. Yay him.

His pencil taps rapidly against his desk, his studying having been completely hijacked by your straightforward flirts. Inviting you to do homework with him never really ended well, and how he hasn’t learned this lesson yet, is a mystery to you both.

“I’m busy.”

You huff and shift to sit on the bed as the gods intended, “you can take three minutes to makeout with me.”

“When was the last time we made out less than ten minutes?” He asks, and he wishes he hadn’t by the way your cocky grin splays over your face.

“Cant help that you’re into me,” you croon. He groans as he tosses his hand up to his face, scrubbing gently to revitalize himself. He’s quickly snapped out of it when he feels your feet wrap around the base of his desk chair and pull him closer to the bed.

This, has him chuckling from disbelief, moving his hands from his face and letting his eyes flick towards your feet. “Be so for real right now,” he says, snickering.

You bite your tongue between your teeth, but before you can do anything else, you scream as he makes a dash at you, barely letting you kick in defense before he pins you down to the bed, his broad chest doing most of the caging while his fingers spider up your sides and his lips sponge kisses on your neck and ears.

“You’re so annoying,” he growls, the vibrations of the rasp tickling your neck. His fingers still and instantly, your arms shift to toss around his neck, looking up at him longingly.

You lift a hand up to card his hair away from his face, “hi.”

“Hey baby.”

With that, he leans down to kiss you, knee planting on the bed to keep him stable and allow him to deepen the kiss. You mewl happily, letting your fingers push his head impossibly closer to you.

You taste sweet, like the bowl of fruit you’ve been stealing from him for the past hour, and you’re so warm from being swaddled in his blankets that he feels calm just by being close to you.

Then again, you always have that affect on him.

With a slight bite of your lips, he slowly starts to pull back, planting little pecks to soothe the bites. You giggle happily and reach up eagerly for each one.

“Haji?”

“What?”

Biting your lip cheekily, he hardens his gaze and reinforces his grip slightly, ready to restart a tickle attack if needed.

“Got you to makeout with me.”

You smirk and lick his nose with the tip of your tongue, making him reel back slightly with a scrunch of his face. He looks at you blankly, while you laugh and play with the locks of hair at the nape of his neck.

“How do you always manage to get your damn way?” He mumbles, leaning down to press another kiss on your lips. Under him, you giggle and chase his lips, clearly eager that now you’ve gotten him to kiss you once, he’s keen to give you more.

Like he always does.

Like he always will.

“Cant help that you’re into me.”

“I really am. Asshole.”

“I love you, too.”

[mail-me-a-snail]

taking my frustrations out on blu engie day number 256. make no mistake this is definitely some kind of enrichment/frotting for the both of them

[ridaine]

Miz'ri and Laele, my sister's and my Baldur's Gate 3 characters on our playthrough together!

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Hunted Chasm [35×40] by Neutral Party

[benadrylcandlewhack]

WE'RE DOING A SEQUEL

NO ROOM FOR NUANCE, YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, ALL PROPAGANDA FOR EITHER SIDE GOES

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

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[vellichorom]

now, people are free to think whatever they like, i won't tell them that they're wrong, but i'm not sure i entirely agree with the idea that 432 is responsible for the skip button ending happening the way that it did,

rather... i think, quite literally, that they had no hand in it.

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Millennium Star

Debut: Mario Party 3

Look at this guy. That massive mustache is SO Nintendo 64! They gave those to everything, no matter how inorganic. Especially the inorganic things, it feels like! This 56-year-old looking star is allegedly a newborn infant, as a Millennium Star is born every thousand years, and this one just manifested. I'm going to see some ID before I can let this star purchase any beer!

The Millennium Star does not have ID. Did you expect a newly formed celestial being to have an ID card, you utterly silly goose? No. He has a stamp card, like he's incentivizing museum patrons to visit every exhibit. This stamp card, however, is for proving that you are worthy to be the Superstar! Mario Party stories are all about ego!

And as the player progresses, the Millennium Star is honestly pretty rude. He loves to bump into people on purpose, especially to stop them from celebrating when their goals are not fully met yet. Hey! That must be the guy in every ADHD brain turning off the dopamine receptors! Let's beat him up.

But I know what you're all wondering. Does the Millennium Star find Daisy attractive?

Yes he does! Just like a very large amount of people on the internet, he goes absolutely hubba hubba gaga for Daisy. Unfortunately, since Daisy is not playable in story mode, we don't get to see a version of this cutscene where the Millennium Star gets heart eyes over Luigi, who replaces the player's character in scenes they would have appeared in. Alas...

Not only is the Millennium Star kind of rude, but as the player proceeds, he starts to get kind of nervous. Is he hiding something? Does he want you to fail? Rather suspicious, if you ask me! Sounds like a real VILLAIN!

But he's not a villain. He's a LIAR, but not really a villain. And this all just makes it stranger, yet delightfully silly to me! This star was never the Millennium Star. This is just some guy who showed up and stole a newborn celestial being's identity and hosted a competition, hoping nobody would notice. So who the heck is he? He may not be THE Millennium Star, but he is a magical star, so I don't see the point of the impersonation. I guess he just wanted to see how far he could get. A bit of a cheeky guy! And then he leaves. Ok bye.

And if you are wondering, the real Millennium Star looks like this. But it is not funny and weird and pathetic, so it is not as interesting as the fake one. The moral of the story is there was a weird guy! See you later

[homunculid]

This is insane btw

Let me completely ignore Occam’s razor for a second but not really. Is she implying that the IC’s plan here is to let Nesta reach absolute shit rock bottom so she’ll settle for cassian and be trapped with them forever against her will?

Absolutely darksided if true, this is a Get Out-esque horror novel not a romantasy

[woncon]

hi lovelies! ❤️

one week till christmas! you know what it means? i have ✨presents✨ for you, and i'll give a little teaser of what to expect this year.

🎄 poly!stray kids x gn!reader

In the long generation of Santas, another son will sit in his father's sleigh this Christmas. And as always, the elves appointed by the boy - and other magical creatures this year - are a little besotted with the Christmas madness, a desire to prove themselves, because wearing the Santa's Favorite badge isn't just a game and a burst of pride. Good thing they have each other to get through the day.

🎄 light angst, hurt/comfort and fluff

🎄 tba

🎀 poly!ateez x gn!reader

Doing secret gift giving seemed like a good idea. It did. When the idea came up and you drew names, it was exciting. Of course, that was before it became a competition. Before the horribly expensive furs and seven-storey cakes.

🎀 humor and fluff

🎀 tba

❄️ poly!haobin x gn!reader

When your ex doesn't understand no, and still wants you to take him back, you have to resort to other methods to make him understand that you don't want anything from him and you'd rather spend Christmas alone than with him. The fact that the university is covered with mistletoe everywhere is just the thing. Plus, your best friends are very eager to help. If you need your ex to leave you alone, they'll be happy to kiss you under the mistletoe. Or five times they kiss you under the mistletoe and one without it.

❄️ 5+1 things, fluff, friends to lovers

❄️ tba

i'm so excited!!! ☺️

lemme know what you think so far~ 🫶

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.

[beecreeper]

The Golden Reign of Gortash -- Day 3

Battle / Party

I literally dreamed LAST NIGHT that patch seven added a masquerade event. Clearly it was a sign