#nerf now

[mole-reads]

I'm slowly phasing out of Nerf Now, having alread excised it from my RSS feed reader (I can only imagine I'm the last known user of such a tool) and only occasionally checking the page manually for updates in case something especially outrageous elicits any response from me, otherwise may I end up forgetting to ever check it again some day.

But yes, this happened, and it might have been a statement of any kind if it didn't closely follow a comic in which he makes a crappy short comic about a game he apparently does not like with the implication of "what can I do? not make a comic about it?"

[sprinklesharkie]

they need to be given nerf guns more often

(martyn doing first person shooter style with scar was so good)

[emmavakarian-theirin]

nvm i can't find it in a single post but THIS i was so proud of myself, i wish that nerf gun still existed i'd recreate this in a heartbeat

[hellspawnmotel]

🕰️

[sewerreptile]

[chocolatecatcupcakecheese]

LIGHTBRINGER GORTASH

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[cybervom1t]

the bunny panties in question <333

[madamedramatics]

If Garrus ever learns how to use a Nerf gun, Shepard is gonna have to spend an entire evening writing up a new rule for the Normandy on why Nerf guns will no longer be permitted on the ship.

The fine print will be a reminder that the crew of the Normandy are living beings, and not target practice, even if the three burst blast to Vega's head across the cargo bay was a sick ass shot. Word for word.

Fine print P.S: This is a general rule that isn't meant to single any humans, quarians, Krogan, Salarians, or synthetic intelligence on the ship out.

Fine print P.S.S: Please disregard all rumors of your Captain being present during an "all out Nerf Gun battle" in the Cargo Bay after a Nerf pellet hit me. I was not present in the battle and would appreciate such rumors of unprofessionalism being spread. I would never fire off 20 loads of Nerf rounds from a Nerf gattling gun into Garrus' side because he refused to stop shooting me in the butt with his stupid Nerf Gun although I asked him several times to stop or I'd let Javik ship him out of an airlock. It's important to keep the ship as gossip free as possible. Thank you for your cooperation and once again, this rule is not meant to single any non turians out.

[calithso]

I heard you were asking for character suggestions to draw.

Could I request Wanderer and Sethos wearing matching cat hoodies?

This is so dumb, I'm sorry

it's an adorable idea anon 😞here are the babies. thank u for the rq!

[mole-reads]

Palworld is a creatively bankrupt game which is predicated on two points of appeal:

You like Pokémon, but not really;

You enjoy edgy for the sake of edge

Essentially, it's Pokémon for teens who feel like they have grown out of Pokémon. Which makes it understandably hard to have anything to say about the game, something that I have noticed as almost none of the gaming webcomics I follow or remember about have even mentioned it (exceptions have been Nerf NOW -- which I follow -- and Penny Arcade -- which I do not)

And even those that care seem to not have anything to say besides its obvious adjacency to Pokémon, which to me is a moot manufactured controversy that holds no water; nevermind The Pokémon Company issuing that communication about "looking into it", as if it wasn't obvious, but I don't really care if anyone makes money off Pokémon, the billion dollar multimedia franchise.

Seems like most of the pro-Palworld discourse only exists as means of bein anti-Pokemon, which is sad given that we live in a world where Monster Rancher and Dragon Quest Monsters exist.

[wickedcriminal]

An alternative direction for Stryke Out where Elder gets stuck in a cage, Toothless is the top competitor for more than a few dragon fights, and— what's this? By Thor, there's a colorful mood dragon here, and she can speak Norse! What are the odds of that?

Little does Elder know that wherever this mood dragon is, Camicazi will be close behind.

[fireflysugarpie]

inspired by all of the smoker SQH posts I've been seeing around, smoker!SQH x asthmatic!SQQ

I mean, imagine Shang Qinghua trying to flirt with his Cucumber Bro, but accidentally gives him an asthma attack lmao

[sabertoothwalrus]

I really hope tumblr properly reinstates animated icons cause I might actually consider opening commissions for that

[rocketbirdie]

local lance main won't be surprised if they save the [best] [worst] for last

[sealrock]

paris can emote sometimes.

[fate-defiant]

🦋~I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me I want to drown in this moment of captivation~🦋

(I fucking did it dear god that was so many fucking layers)