#nerdy bonding

[dreamtigress]

Another afternoon spent with Mijnheer. Glorious and fun and delightful, and above all, comfortable. His presence is a balm, and I adore him so very much. He helped in the studio again, making the start of my last stock push for this week go by faster and more pleasurably. And then he and my Husbeast and I nommed pizza, shared dumb videos with each other, and chatted about various nerdy things. I love how much they get along. Sitting next to Mijnheer on the couch with my husband next to us in his chair, all of us relaxed and bonding. Feeling SO damned happy in my poly bubble.

[akicklineisinevitable]

no genuinely i think the fastest way to a Max Jägerman Redemption Arc(TM) is putting him in the drama club. it would help him get over his toxic masculinity AND let him be a dramatic bitch without being a bully about it. High School Musical his ass

[puppyvenom]

hello is this anything

[noble-crimson]

Just gals being pals! 🍨 🍪

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As if I wasn’t gonna draw these cuties in their candy forms too 👀

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: He was a really great laser tag partner actually. He's pretty tiny, so he's allowed to push kids. Kyle: Please, cheese. You like this guy. Max: What? Richie? No, I don't. Brenda: Max, you can't say his name without smiling. Max: What? Yes I can! Max: Richi... Ri... Shut up!

[castiellesbian]

I think "lesbian written by a straight person" is also a weird criticism for Charlie this particular poll. Like as opposed to Crowley? Who was created by Ben Edlund who is (afaik) straight. Most of the queer characters on spn were written by (presumably) straight people, primarily Robbie Thompson. If you want a gay characters written by gay people poll well then you can do Max Banes vs Kaia vs Noah The Gorgon but like, are we really saying that is some sort of meaningful critique? Are Jesse and Cesar less queer because the writer is not (again afaik) gay? Like if you think she's poorly written, give actual examples.

People always say this about Charlie as if she was the walking embodiment of the male gaze instead of being like... Nerdy. She makes out with a woman once, and even that wasn't like they were Jennifer's Bodying on the bed 😭

[hilacopter]

Hatchetfield Pokémon trainers AU where Pete Ruth and Richie have a starter trio thank you and good day

[thepunkmuppet]

ok I was thinking about the hatchet town cameos and I just completely made up a ship (and possibly a nightmare time episode??) and now I’m insane and I need it to be real

max / ziggs

THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS

max comes across ziggy at night somewhere and wants to buy some weed, but ziggy says they don’t sell to bullies and max being max just straight up punches them in the face

they get caught by police and done for assault and selling drugs and end up doing community service together, and against all odds they fall in love.

ziggs helps max learn how to chill tf out for once in his life and be nice to people, and ziggs loves max’s passion about things and basically just sees him as a silly little guy just misunderstood also it’s his birthday etc. and despite his popularity literally everyone hates max so that is very new to him and it’s endearing as fuck

but yeah max is just having the crisis of a lifetime because ziggs is cool and relaxed and nice and non-binary (shock horror) and not like anyone he’s ever met before and WHY IS HE HAVING FLUFFY FEELINGS IT’S SO FUCKIN GROSS

seriously though just imagine their conversations. max at 100% volume talking shit and making stupid puns while ziggs is just like “yeah sick man :)”

also “HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM BITCH” lives rent free in my head do you see my vision

I think the whole point of it would be the juxtaposition between them and Holy Ghost. as in grace technically killed him and turned him into a murderous ghost just because she liked him and and then literally fucked him to hell but ziggs just makes him a better person and a stoner and a cute boyfriend. minus whatever insane nightmare time plot there would be obviously but yeah :)

also idiots in love. THIS IS THE MAIN APPEAL TBH THEY ARE BOTH SO MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID AND I LOVE THEM

also their ship name is either Smoky Ghost or Tie Die (get it get bc ziggy’s tie dye shirt and max’s ghost murdering do you get it do you get it I’m literally so proud of this you don’t understand)

but anyway MAX / ZIGGS THINK ABOUT IT!!!! I just think they should date ok repressed pansexual / bisexual / mlnb max jagerman is real to me

[basofy]

ive never talked about their dynamic but this is one of the many thoughts i have about them

[secondstar-acorn]

i’ve been thinking about this for months so. here are these for me and nine other people:

they would be best friends. do you hear me

[bueris]

my dad is watching arcane!!! win!!

[nerdierholler]

Ok, getting ready to start end game soon. Some of the companions are only sitting at a 9 for approval and the Shadow Dragons are only at 2 stars of strength so it probably won’t be the best ending. I could grind for approval and strength but I’m far enough off on all of them that I don’t want to spend several extra hours on it. I know what to do to max everything out next time so might as well see what good but not great gets me this time. I expect tears.

Now I just need to wait for a an opening of a few hours where I can play and probably be a blubbering mess without interruptions. Might be today, if not, definitely tomorrow.

[sillyguymilooooo]

they r gay and kissing guys !! (I hate GAY PEOPLE !!!! /j)

Raaahhhhh lasko and Lonan raaahhhhh

[br1ghtestlight]

im always considering writing a 100k slow burn fic where paper and oj break up bcuz their relationship is Lowkey toxic (love payjay but yknow. it is) and paper starts hanging around fan more and they grow closer and eventually get together but paper is Scared..... anyway i probably wont write this but i have thought about the slow burn rarepair fanpaper fic

[callsign-daydream]

Fanboy: I always talk about smart stuff. You know, the jazz age, what’s in a name, the 1950s movies that were from the ‘50s. Bob: Those were the categories on Jeopardy last night.

[neriyon]

1 and 17 for the pre-DT WoL questions for the purple catted boy himself!

1. How is your wol about personal hygiene? Are they on top of it? Always perfumed and spotless, a little messy sometimes, or do they have to be reminded to groom?

Hawu'li is generally pretty avarage with his hygiene I think? He makes an effort, but travelling is generally pretty dirty business. It's hard keeping everything perfect and spotless when on long travels days from any settlements - not to mention how easy it's to get white robes dirty. But once their group returns to town Hawu'li usually makes it one of his first priorities to get his work outfit back in "presentable shape". People are weirdly vary of healers with blood on them after all.

Hawu'li is extra specific about keeping his fluffy tail clean and tangle-free though. His tail is his pride and joy, and he will spend very long whiles grooming it after setting camp. And complain a lot if it gets dirty or wet, to the annoyance of anyone travelling with him.

17. Out of all the scions, which one is the one your wol gets along with the best? What about the one they get along with the least? Why?

He gets along with all of them pretty good! If he had to choose... maybe Tataru? She's both a close friend as well as someone Hawu'li has somewhat familial relationship with, and he knows he can trust her to always be there for them all.

As for least... out of the current ones I'd say Krile. She's one of the newer ones, and while she's been nothing but friendly to him, Hawu'li has had this weird "what if she won't like me? D:" mindset ever since he and G'raha started going out. Even G'raha has said it's all in his head, but he somehow stays very worried that if he annoys Krile too much he might mess everything up. Hopefully they get to work on it during Ddawntrail!