#nepobabies

[whatbigotspost]

Ya know what I don’t like about the chatter about “nepo babies” in Hollywood?

The fact that everyone doesn’t already assume that most famous people are them.

Because y’all. We should be assuming it’s the default in Hollywood. Because it is.

After 20 years in the extremely indie micro budget filmmaking community in both Indiana and Texas, I can tell ya, all over the country there are extremely talented folks creating, writing, acting, etc. who should be recognized but they’re not. Whose work should get more eyes but it doesn’t. And it’s pretty much exclusively because they don’t know the right people to open the right doors and they don’t have the ability (for a variety of very different reasons) to leave their entire lives and communities behind to move to LA and spending years taking abuse at low wage PA gigs, working 3-4 jobs to make rent, pounding the pavement with endless auditions, withstanding constant rejection, etc. waiting to see if they “make it big.”

Power perpetuates power. Hollywood insiders will always give advantages to their kids in ways big and small. Even if someone’s famous parents don’t ask for favors or overtly hire them, those kids’ social lives and networks are linked with the right people to open the right doors. Plus getting the education a mega celebrity can afford for their kids? The private lessons? The exposure to the industry from day one? Knowing the right way to socially comport yourself in Hollywood spaces from day one?

Advantage on advantage on advantage.

I’m not saying that there aren’t very massively talented nepo babies in their own right. But I am saying that for a nepo baby we can never REALLY know if they would have made it on their own. We simply can’t know if they grew up in a trailer park in Kansas if we’d ever know their names.

I think we should talk about that all the time and never stop letting them know we’re aware of it honestly 😂 I think that given all the advantages and given how gatekept Hollywood is, the literal least nepo babies can do is just own the truth that we can never ever ever know if without daddy they would have ever broken out.

[trixterdark]

But do I ship

WYBORG

Weisswoman

Or Watman

[dadosilvaoficial]

Nepo Baby

Foi na luta foi suado Foi difícil não foi fácil Venci pelo meu talento Eu não sou apadrinhado Nepo baby Apadrinhado Se tem talento tudo bem Mais sem talento é um esculacho

[rrxxnnllz39]

🏆1998: Fernanda Montenegro becomes a Golden Globe Nominee (Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama) for the movie "Central Station", directed by Walter Salles. 🏆2024: Fernanda Torres becomes a Golden Globe Nominee (Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama) for the movie "I'm Still Here", directed by Walter Salles.

[0nelinerwordplay]

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[webshood]

Duke Thomas is actually the Wayne's family pretty boy.

He's a genius of his own, one of the smartest people in the family, his meta powers are like no other and despite being the one who does the day shift he's handling vigilantism, school and his newfound modeling career in stride.

Duke started modeling, because the Wayne family doesn't actually have a public nepobaby. Dick is a cop, Jason is legally still dead by his own request, Cass is not the biggest fan of the media, Steph is technically not a part of the family and Tim is already their corporate nepobaby, Damian is still a kid, so Duke had to take in the reins and assume the role of "famous person who only got that far, due to his family".

He was hesitant about it at first not sure if he could pull it off, but slowly with Bruce as backing and the Wayne Enterprises public relations department on call, he's been recognized as a nepobaby. He's doing every type of publicity, fashion photoshoots, he was Coca-Cola's face for six months, he's the one with a Samsung exclusivity partnership, he's always attending the met gala, going on movie premieres.

People are tired of seeing his face everywhere, when he got cast on the role of a originally white character, the internet was in shambles they were throwing tantrums and screaming about accuracies, but all of that got overshadowed by him appearing on Forbes with Bruce on a father and son photoshoot, where Bruce called him "the son who takes after me the most, he has an aura that attracts every camera on the room, he's like a beam of light."

People got even more pissed with it, after all Bruce isn't even his real dad what does he mean with "who takes after me the most"??? Is he that stupid? Dear god, how can these people have this much money and act like that

[jenoutof10]

based off this

[ghurab-alzilal]

Preparations

Jason: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Damian: Excellent, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Jason: Great!

Raven: ...

Raven: You both mean ring bearer, right?

Damian and Jason: ...

Raven: Look at my eyes and tell me you're not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding!

Jason: Who would bear the rings to the altar if not?

Raven: ...

Damian: Alright, then look at me in the eyes and tell me that a cute baby bear carrying our rings to the altar wouldn't be fucking adorable.

Raven, thoughtful : Well... That's sound pretty cute...

Prev?

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

Rising movie director Barty crouch jr working on his father's (barty crouch sr, the producers) set and meeting famous actor Regulus, known for starring in horror and gothic films from childhood, who he's had a huge celebrity crush on for years, Barty adores watching Regulus on set and Regulus loves having Bartys attention on him

[jcjensensnepobaby]

Starter for @apocalypse-murder-drones

Descending from the clouds was the space-yacht, it was a more luxurious and fancy larger spaceship adorned with the Elliott Family Crest on the airlock hatch and the back rudder. The ship landed safely to the meet point, the door to the airlock was open, allowing Tessa and her drones to come aboard.

[windybluebelles]

Tim Drake is Stephanie Brown’s Uptown Girl, thank you and good night

[wilwheaton]

Probably the best way to understand Musk is that he’s another rich middle-aged divorced guy whose hot new girlfriend is white nationalism.

Inside Twitter’s Extended Weekend of Doom

Fuck apartheid nepobaby Elon Musk, and the system that allows him to have any influence at all.

[ijustthinkhesneat]

Imagine the external speculation on Each of the kids inheritance. Like trash tabloids are all gossiping about how much each kid gets when Bruce croaks meanwhile behind the scenes they are all playing a very complex game of Batnopoly, Yahtzee, connect 4, poker and capture the flag to find out who gets the Batmobile, little do they know Bruce is leaving everything to Batcow, Titus and the bats that populate the cave.

The true truth that no one knows is that everything is actually in Alfred’s name and when he dies he’s leaving it all to Clark because none of the Wayne’s can be trusted.

Very silly, very mindful, Very Knives Out

[pensat-i-fet]

Spanish actress Alba Flores at the Goya Awards (the Spanish Oscars) asking for countries to stop selling weapons to Israel and for a ceasefire ❤️

Alba: "I didn't know how long I would be able to speak so I wanted to bring a reminder (the badge she points at in her dress) because in these dark times, because 30000 people have died, they've been murdered in Gaza, it's hard to celebrate things. It's really hard. It's very contradictory. So, in a way, bringing this little reminder here where we have a voice that people can listen to. Here where authorities attend...I don't know. I hope they think about this and I hope the government of this country can do something".

Reporter: "The badge says stop selling weapons and ceasefire in Gaza".

[cherrylymeaid]

Nako and Kiko but they’re all grown up! They’re 100% gossiping at some big event, pay attention guys!!!

[mik3stuff]

Ugh I hate blond Apollo and I think the way Rick wrote him was pretty dirty. Tho I like his character, I still wish he was better writen