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Consider this a warning, you dehydrated bitch.
#hydrate or diedrate#iced coffee isn't water#neither is monster#drink water#hydrate or die straight#drink water you heathens
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Thinking about soulless beings.
Bonus comic:




I don’t think they’d get along really well, except maybe on that point.
#something about the experience of being neither a human or a monster#ink belongs to comyet!!#my art#claie#artists on tumblr#illustration#sans#flowey#undertale#undertale fanart#sans undertale#flowey undertale#ink sans#undertale au#utmv#utau fanart#utau
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the one thing that absolutely entrances me about Nosferatu is the sheer level of intimacy between Ellen and Orlok, especially in a setting that keeps its characters so thoroughly repressed. there are swathes of fabric and bonnets and heavy furs separating them from the world -
and then, a lock of lilac-scented hair. A hesitant caress, hovering over her cheek. She'll argue with Harding and even Thomas from across the room, but will get in Orlok's face to yell at him. He will be called "My Lord," unless it's Ellen. It’s always so... close to the skin. Hair falling, entirely loose, down her back. Skin against rotting flesh, his lips on her breast, and her hand on the back of his neck, clinging even as they both lie dead???? hhnnggghhhhhhhh
their chemistry is the lifeblood of the film, its framing is impeccable, 10/10 monsterfuckery
#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu (2024)#ellen hutter#count orlok#this intimacy serves to isolate the scenes in which they are together#it marks them distinctly from all other interactions#and!!! that irresistible pull between them is Mutual#neither of them can fully resist the other and i love seeing a monster down bad#ellenorlok#ellen x orlok#gothic horror#gothic romance#me: gothic horror has multiple layered meanings by definition so everyone's interpretations are valid#me after having to wade through puritans in the tag: actually ellen and orlok are in love and nosferatu is a romcom
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'i hate jason grace because he thought he was worthy enough to compete with percy' I'm sorry have y'all SEEN jason. this man defeated a TITAN without weapons and his bare hands to the point the titan wanted to rise from the UNDERWORLD with the help of a GODDESS to seek vengeance over him. I think we can cut him slack for having some well deserved self respect bc I'd brag too wtf
#put some RESPECT on this guy's name. nobody is a more worthy competitor to percy than jason sorry not sorry I won't take arguments.#and has less experience with stuff because camp jupiter rarely had monster attacks so he was basically sheltered yet he was so strong#he saved percy UNDERWATER and defeated a SEA monster despite the whole zeus/poseidon thing. That only makes it difficult for him#and water isn't even his domain#yet y'all will call this 'gary stu behaviour' completely ignoring how op rick made percy. apparently only percy is allowed to be powerful??#he was trained by WOLVES as a 2 year old#before some mf goes 'theres no way jason defeated krios w just hands lol he was just boasting for the sake of it'. krios said it himself 💀#ironically jason was wayy too humble considering the stuff he's done lol he NEVER bragged and neither did percy#fandom when a character who has actually accomplished great stuff has an ounce of self respect and self awareness: 😠🔪🔪#it's not even 'i hate jason bc he's arrogant/powerless/boring' atp#it's just 'im too attached to percy to like any other person who's on his level and can't accept the fact that percy has a powerful rival'#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa
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I want to see jason and cass forced to work together in a long and messy run. Jason isn’t killing people but not because he believes it’s wrong, he’s bending his principles because the personal costs were too high. Cass will not, cannot bend, and damn the costs. Her reasons for it are laughably unconvincing to him. She has worked so so hard to have a life for herself. Jason is pretty clearly suicidal. The man who adopted each of them would be unrecognisable to the other. She’s held up as the golden standard, he’s the grim cautionary tale. She’s the superior combatant. He’s a jack of all trades. Neither one has any clue how to be normal.
They should despise each other and be forced to solve mysteries together.
#i want it to be an excrutiating character deep dive#full of detectiving and high stakes shenanigans#with ample oppprtunity for both to shine#and annoy the other as much as physically possible#death is too horrible to accept is not an argument jason can take seriously#but neither is ‘i can be the monster who accepts that price’ ever going to be acceptable to cass#jason todd#red hood#cassandra cain#black bat#orphan#dc#batman
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kabru and makalu waiting for papa 2 finish making dinner…. for @laikabu !!
#i just know kabru has SquatTM abilities#TY FOR LETTING ME DRAW UR BABY…. i love makalu i wanna draw pumori soon…#laios cooking some atrocious thing that neither of them will touch bc it’s A. monster and B. vegetable flavor#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi#not my oc#laios touden#oh marcille made the stuffie for him
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Something I noticed in the confession is that they don't REALLY respond to what the other is saying
Crowley says "run away with me" and Aziraphale says "come with me to heaven"
Both are saying "be with me" but neither stops to figure out why the other wouldn't want to go
Crowley says "you can't leave this bookshop" and Aziraphale says "nothing lasts forever"
Crowley thinks he ended it.
Aziraphale says "we can make a difference" and Crowley says "good luck"
Both are leaving. Neither stayed until they could agree, or at least understand each other
Aziraphale says "I need you" and Crowley says "no nightingales"
Aziraphale thinks he ended it.
Aziraphale says "I forgive you" and Crowley says "don't bother"
That's the one that sticks.
#ineffable husbands#day 14 trying to point out that Aziraphale isn't “”the true monster“” here#he screwed up. but neither is the monster#good omens#aziraphale#good omens season 2#good omens spoilers#crowley#aziracrow#good omens 2#good omens finale#crowley good omens#they communicated about what they need but not what the other needs#and they want to need the same thing
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#joke shamelessly stolen from may#arknights#noir corne#yato#kirin r yato#kirin x yato#monster hunter#(i dont remember the event name and neither do you tag reader)
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~ A scrap of cloth. ~
~ Weighed down by sins long past. ~
Inspired by @passivechara post about the poncho being an equippable item.
#undertale#ut#poncho human#poncho#human monster#frisk#spoopy magic poncho#look at me being poetic#the sword is heavy#the poncho is “heavy”#it would be like the dangerous ballet shoes#cranked up to a hundred#also this is neither here nor there#but I think frisk is a trash child#who will keep anything just cause it's free#even an eerie tablecloth with cardboard consistency
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Chapter 271 - Dark Cloud
#hawks#keigo takami#boku no hero academia#mha#bnha#my hero academia#fumikage tokoyami#dabi#touya todoroki#i feel like hawks and tokoyami would be a more common ship#if tokoyami had a human head#...or at least if he didn't have teeth in a beak#damn that is fucking disturbing#this whole sequence of events is prime ship material#but that damn noghin is working overtime#and like neither furries nor monster fuckers have latched onto him#like he does nothing for my monster fucker tendencies#and hed be too hmanoid for the furries#poor boy fell right in the middle and got forgotten#should have made him a bit more monster adjacent#instead of cartoon bird
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"ouyang?"
local man yearns for best friend to devour him, best friend doesn't remember his transformations, they chase each other in the woods about it, happy spooky season and merry monsterfuck
(special thanks to zuza for making the necessary inquiries to ascertain that the mongolian transliteration is correct)
#the radiant emperor#she who became the sun#he who drowned the world#esen temur#general ouyang#my art#i was going to wait until halloween to post but then i remembered that neither me nor medieval china has halloween#so who cares when i post it#i rly wanted to practice my panelling so. bear with me.#ouyang so repressed that he manifests a wolf+dragon+3rd mystery component monster form to do gay shit in
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ALEXANDER SARTORIUS/DR. PHOSPHORUS & NATALIA KNIGHT/NOCTURNA in ARKHAM CITY: THE ORDER OF THE WORLD
#alexander sartorius#natalia knight#alexander x natalia#alex x natalia#arkham city the order of the world#arkham city#*panelsandpages#doctor phosphorus#nocturna#mmm but the man who poisons everyone he touches falling in love with a woman he can’t kill#and the devourer of flesh falling for the man who was not blood and bone#and the vampire and the monster tried to live a normal life together but neither knew what normal meant#dr phosphorus
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so, inspired by the warm welcome the captain received with that rough doodle i posted, i made an updated design for Ki'ita as well (basic and with clothes)
i removed the piercings she had bc considering that they spend the majority of their time in arctic waters i think having metal directly in your skin is a bad idea, no matter how thick your blubber is; i also gave her typical white markings a green hue bc ... i liked how it looked and makes them stand out a little more
(i will not repeat what i wrote on the post about the captain but wanted to add a bit of more info about Ki'ita herself)
(i dont have ALL of their backstory done yet but) the captain and Ki'ita worked together in another organization, one in which the father of the captains child also worked at, before being betrayed and barely managing to escape, after which the both of them founded their pirate crew (possible name is the Solar Pirates bc of their solar powered boat stuff); since the captain had her daughter shortly afterwards Ki'ita managed most of the organisational matters at first, including the construction of their base on an abandoned island they had initially fled to
over the years they invented the solar powered ships that allowed them to gain control over a large part of an important trade route, leaving normal ships (mostly) alone but attacking those of hunters and similar, rescuing demons and mutants, even some humans from them, most of which also join the crew and it quickly lead to them becoming their own little community
Ki'ita does not like to spend alot of time among large groups of people, no matter how much she cares about them, and her originally being from norther lands gave her the idea to explore, and if viable, do underground missions in those norther areas to disrupt the infrastructure the hunters had built in recent years and overall keep the crew informed about things that may otherwise stay hidden; with each of their travels her time absent from the base increased but the patience of the captain is wearing thin so its likely a serious talk is underway on Ki'itas third solo mission she nearly died due to entanglement in abandoned nets made by hunters from an unknown material that she could not break, the massive scars on her tail especially come from that, only surviving bc the date they were supposed to return to the crew had passed and the captain grew to worried about her and made the entire crew rush into an emergency search, including the captain herself and her toddler, who were not suited for the cold climate just like the rest of crew, taking a huge risk that Ki'ita still feels ashamed of for causing; they stayed within the base for a whole year afterwards, not just to recover but also as a silent apology, taking time preparing herself to ensure theyd not get into a situation like that again
(before departing on their next mission the captain gifted her a sword with the blade made from the material of the net, a wooden handle, bc of the cold, and a blue wrap around it reminiscent of the captains striking blue teeth; a reminder of what had happened, a means to defend herself when their strength and teeth are not enough, and also a promise to always return again)
the oldest members of the crew know Ki'ita well and treat her like an old friend, among the newer members she has more of a .. cryptic status, the mysteriously absent vice-captain who only appears every few months or so out of thin air, throws a big party, sleeps for a few days and then vanishes again, the only hint to when they will return soon again being the captain getting noticably grumpier
(OC art, Ki'ita, she/they)
#ganondoodles#art#oc#original art#artists on tumblr#original character#character design#monster#man why do i keep writing such long texts#its not even that much i wrote here!!#sorry for the long post#idk if its good to write more about my ocs maybe i shouldnt? might make the post less rebloggable with so much text on it idk#right now im thinking about them actually having a kid together later on but i havent decided yet#their relationship is kinda out of the norm i guess#neither ever said they were in a relationship and neither does the crew know#and they are not overtly like a typical pair in love kinda thing#its hard to explain#they do love each other but its like super private while also not??#like they never say publicly that they love each other nor kiss#but when youd hear the news that the captains having another child and its from kiita youd be like yup that makes sense#(also her nickname is Kiki but only the captain knows that)#ANYWAY#sorry for this sudden disconnected oc spam#i love these lads#and im so happy i got their design down more coherently#i spent over and hour writing all this argh i wanted to get more sleep for once damn it#just now noticed i fked up kiitas arm there#man#dont draw when you are tired and need to sleep kids
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Twilight would never work with me because if a vampire and a werewolf were fighting over me I would be constantly trying to convince them to be in a polycule lmao.
I'm just saying why must we pit two kings against each other when they could just spit roast me instead.
#it would be like that one episode of Bob's burgers where two boys fight over Tina andbthen tina ends up making it weird by saying they#should share her and then neither of them want to be with her lol#it would be like that#monster x human#monster boyfriend#monster x reader#terato
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Day 9: I had a conversation with someone on pony town one time about them being friends
(first image reference)
#the meme had been dead for too long to draw it but theyre kinda planet of the bass coded#they show up in barbie-movie-core outfits and buy tickets for oppenheimer#and are then asked to leave the theater as neither movie has been playing in months#shitty miho daily#miho nosaka#yugioh#yu gi oh#yugioh season 0#ygo#ygo s0#marik ishtar#malik ishtar#yugioh duel monsters#ygo dm#also something something accidental moirail imagery#accessoryshipping
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You don’t get it
Listen me out Alr
I wanna give that old man a BIG OL KISS
#art#help#im sad rn#idk what tags to use#monster imagine#arcane#arcane fanart#gander#vander arcane#Warwick#warwick arcane#werewolf#i wish i were an alpha#i want him#I want this#can he be my sugar daddy?#take me#scratch that#he makes take me a question#he’s so big#and sad#but also hot#I’m gonna get carpet burn on my hooha#i need therapy#I also need him#but I have neither :(
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