#neither does ice

[unlawfulchaos]

Ice: OK Bradley, let's go through your homework. Which class first?

7 year old Bradley: Maths first, we're doing adding.

Ice, looking at the worksheet: Right. So if Mav has 16 cans of diet coke-

Bradley: Why does Mav have 16 cans of diet coke?

Mav, struggling to carry 16 cans of diet coke into the kitchen: None of your business, Baby Goose.

[daftmooncretin]

if captain kirk irresponsible? why huge baby cow eyes???

if captain kirk bad captain? why-

you thought i was gonna talk about his voluptuous titties fat ass sparkling personality and unflinching moral character ? no.

if you say kirk is a bad captain i will kill you. I will shoot you into space like they did to bill shatty when he wouldn’t shut tf up about going to space

except unlike bill shatty ill send you up naked and defenceless into the vast chasm of space your lungs will explode and your eyes will fall out or some shit (i saw that in a doctor who episode)

kirk drift is getting out of hand and my response to this is ending all kirk drifters and repopulating the earth with kirklophiles such as myself and my dad paul.

[carmelide]

idk if someone said this to me or if it came to me in a dream but rhaegar is so schrödinger's dragon if you think abt it

[vimbry]

withdrawn, stoic character having a moment of softness in a fanwork: !!!

withdrawn, stoic character being their usual emotionally unavailable and awkward self in a fanwork: !!!! :)!

[draconicfool]

anonymous asked: Rumor has it that you don't have nipples <3

"...if I hear this one more time m'gonna eat someone..."

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rumor rumor || accepting

[polar-equinoxx]

*Trips falls and leaves this redraw on the ground*

[love-fireflysong]

You guys should be SO proud of me right now. This is officially day 3 of me walking down to the river to do some writing and I've been getting so much writing done 😤

[naturally-elegant]

Pelipper mail!

Its a black and red calling card, the front featuring a red logo of a top hat with a mask, white flame spreading outside the right eyehole. Under the logo are the words "Take your heart."

The back features text cut out from various newspapers.

"O Psychic Prick,

Fuck you. You're a spoiled little bitch who threatens people over extremely stupid things. I'm coming for your heart and possibly your kneecaps. Maybe some other things, too. I haven't decided. From, Joker."

@chaos-cousins

"...Tch, what a waste of my precious time."

(*He pulls a disgusted face, proceeding to ball up the letter and throw it in the trash without so much as laying a finger on it, almost as if he may contract a disease if he does such a thing.*)

[somer-writes]

coffee or tea?

Both!!

I usually have a cup of coffee in the morning (sometimes 2) and sometimes I have a cup after dinner as well. I drink my coffee black, hazelnut is my favorite <3

I do drink a lot of tea! I use tea bags for iced tea and loose leaf for my hot tea. My favorite type is oolong and I don’t really like herbal teas that much except for when I’m sick and need a home remedy.

what about you??

[fruixtii]

i have figured out why lilia is my comfort character. it’s because i kin malleus

[kraviolis]

im glad belos got what he deserved and is actually fully gone for good and wont ever hurt anyone ever again, but its also really funny and fascinating to think about shoving luz and ghost-belos into a locked room together where neither of them can physically harm each other and just force them to have an actual honest conversation for once

[crossbackpoke-check]

BERGGY HAT TRICK NIGHT 🚨🚨🚨

[brokendreamscreation]

Dropping from the domed galaxy ceiling of the workshop, Lucid lands in a crouch on the polished floor. Standing the blue angel takes several steps, his body swaying sideways and feet crossing. Stumbling, wings flare as hands grasp for stability, gripping to the back of a chair. He breathes heavily, pressing the heel of his hand against his temple, eyes closing. Lightheaded, must have done a bit too much. Shaking his head to clear it, the seraph sucks in a breath and straightens up before heading for the exit.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i think that if ocean and noel lived in a bigger area (so this is an au i guess) they did ballet together and for years because it’s an extracurricular and exercise which helps you get into college and studios have aircon fields do not and eventually they were partnered up to do lifts and ocean was dying inside bc she does not trust noel at all and why couldn’t she be in one of the pairs that were two girls like wouldnt that break boundaries and flaunt the patriarchy? and noel noticed that she was scared and said “don’t worry i’m strong enough to lift you, i’ve been carrying the burden of your bullshit for the past five years” BEST ENEMIES

[twcfaces]

"Gotham doesn't have to be good to be loved."

[hexellent]

“I feel as though I’m missing something here….”