#neil being a menace

[dan-i-am21]

Is there a fic out there for Neil (or Katelyn) full on decking or attacking someone cause they mentioned having Aaron and Andrew at the same time. I’ve seen a lot things like “twins would be so hot at the same time” and it makes me feel gross.

With Andrew having the background he has it wa send him into shock for sure. I guess Katelyn wouldn’t know about it but I feel like she would be grossed out and flip out on someone. Idk I just want some angst and protectiveness from Neil or Katelyn,

[james-farrow-did-nothing-wrong]

My life has been quite chaotic the last week and I'm trying to do a proper drawing but it seems the universe won't let me

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

The sketch I mentioned in p1. Not done but idk if I will be lol. I’m tired

[dan-i-am21]

“Out of everyone and anyone you could have compared him to,” Neil said, quieter than Jean had ever heard him, “you chose Drake.”

one thing about the foxes, they’re not going to hesitate to murder a rapist

[ashestoashes7]

Andrew Minyard would count cards.

[exy-shmexy]

neil coming back home after his morning run with breakfast sandwiches and two cups of coffee from a nearby indie coffeeshop. he puts everything down on the kitchen counter, trusting sir and king to behave while he goes to shower his sweat away. he hears muffled steps upstairs so he knows andrew is up and will soon come investigate what neil brought back. neil is climbing the stairs when he freezes.

he hears it, loud and clear.

neil blinks, and then he hears it again.

it’s not the first time he hears andrew laugh. it is still a very rare occurence, but it happens. this time though, it’s a real, wholehearted laugh.

neil silently continues his ascension upstairs and peeks through the half open door of their bedroom and freezes again. he sees andrew, grinning with pure delight, as sir and king fight with the bedsheets he was trying to change. they chase each other around, their tails poofed out while they pounce in the sheets like two little demons. andrew is holding the end of the bedsheet, watching with amusement and then he laughs again as sir dives into the sheet but king jumps on her. they both dash out of the room chasing each other. andrew looks up to find neil looking at him with adoration.

andrew tries but fails to school his features while he can now put the clean sheets on again. neil takes the few steps that separates them and kisses his temple tenderly, warmth seeping into every single one of his bones. andrew leans into him and neil holds his waist in silence. andrew has come a long way, and neil is so damn proud of how far he has made it. he helps him with the sheet but before long the cats come back for round 2. neil laughs at them as they both get all tangled up and is quickly joined by andrew. they watch them play until eventually they calm down and remember they want their morning kibbles

[chaoticas-hell]

Andrew: you are infuriating. I don't even know how or why I put up with you. I hate you.

Neil: then let go of my hand

Andrew: absolutely fucking not.

[tazzy-ace]

Meant to finish these gifs last week but technical difficulties on top of mental health made it not happen. With ep 6 of First Note of Love being released, I rode the hyperfocus yet again to actually finish a set of gifs for ep 1 I wanted to make (and that @dual-domination thought would be great). Highlights from ep 1 of Neil being a menace and getting dragged around before his victorious escape jsksjks

I used an online gif compressor so that they'd be small enough to upload here on tumblr, so pardon for the slight graininess. I'm looking into uploading uncompressed versions on another site (tenor) and if that works out I'll end up sharing links here.

I am absolutely obsessed with this series and everything in it. Sometimes you show up for one actor and then the entire cast and plot just whisks you away. There will be more gifs to come and maybe, just maybe some music video edits too after the show is finished 👀

[orionchildofhades]

do you think pro ! Neil has like, people coming to him saying they've met his look alikes, his doubles, whatever, like those people who look like you if not for a few difference.

but it's just...Neil.

different identities.

a whole ass video of Neil and his lookalikes throughout the world and like people coming in and saying yeah, Alex was very cheerful and Oliver loved pickles it was a bit worrying and yada yada, whole ass personalities and people thrown in there just for it them to be Neil... or pre-Neil

[ironasss]

Love how good omens just got gayer through adaptation. Like in the book, Crowley only calls Aziraphale angel twice. In the script book, its up to six. In the actual show, we've got what, seven?

[dan-i-am21]

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE RIKO ROAST AS A WALLPAPER!? I really want it to be my wallpaper and i might have to make it

[james-farrow-did-nothing-wrong]

Neil unfinished

You can tell when I gave up because I hate clothing

[rippedlovelines]

point to consider : neil’s capacity to annoy is bumped up by several levels when it comes to kevin and jean. he loves it, u see. irritating them is his greatest joy in life, second only to exy. he’s like a cat who delights in ruffling the feathers of delicate birds.

yes… i am considering it v much.

[giantmushyfriend]

It's not a want, your honor, IT'S A NEED

Okay, okay, okay.

Y'all, I'm snowed into my house after Iowa just got slammed by a lot of snow, so I predict some cabin fever mess to spew from this page (I'm sorry).

ANYWAY

So, we all know how Michael Sheen was on the celebrity episode of the Great British Bake Off, and he was an absolutely chaotic and competitive little shit. Michael always jokes about his competitiveness, but he just came out of the gates swinging, acting like the chaotic little Welshman he is. And we loved it. How could we not? Michael is so loveable, even when he's causing chaos and making Wales 4 Ever treats. That being said, I vote Michael comes back for another episode.

But Giantmushyfriend, I hear you ask, won't that be repetitive and boring?

No, because not only is Michael unpredictable and very funny, but also because two other people would be joining him: his TV husband, David Tennant, and Neil Gaiman, the destroyer and repairer of all hearts.

There are so many different ways this potential episode could play out, and it is the best thing the Great British Bake Off could produce. Because just think about it.

Michael would inherently go back to being the chaotic menace we all know he will be. He'd come in with the attitude, "I performed great the last time I was here, and I am going to do great again, and if I don't, then at least I'll be cute."

David would come in, and everyone would expect him to be all nice because he's practically known as the Patron Saint of Pleasantness in the acting world, but he turns out to be a menace. I can picture David either trying to create an alliance with Michael, trying to impress Michael, or trying to demolish Michael. There would be no in-between. In the case of the third scenario, I can practically hear David saying, "Listen, Michael Sheen is a dear friend who I love immensely. Top of the line, man, Michael. However, I am going to annihilate him- exterminate him." Because, as Georgia has warned us, he would be insufferable.

Either way, every compilation of David and Michael acting like a married couple for X minutes would get new content, and Anna and Georgia would get a good laugh.

And then there's Neil, the mastermind. Neil would be a more secretive, chaotic force brewing beneath the surface. He would seem all nice and just happy to be there, enjoying making some goods and having fun. But behind the scenes, he's turning people against each other and watching them take each other down. Because Neil is an evil mastermind, we've seen it with all of his works. He's a writer. He knows how to cause conflict. And he will wipe the floor with David and Michael, alongside everybody else. There would be a slew of "Neil Gaiman Big Brain" compilations and edits all over the Internet, all of which would be retweeted by Michael, who is salty about it. And we would relish in it.

Listen, this would be my Roman Empire. I don't know who I need to write for this to happen. I don't know how hard I need to grovel at God's feet for the Earth to be blessed with this, but I need it so biblically. I'll grovel harder than Aziraphale, but for the love of all things both Holy and Unholy, P L E A S E

@goodomensonprime

P L E A S E

[writer-on-the-run]

I don’t know how I found All For The Game trilogy, but, man, do I love and regret it all at once.

[thespineoftherighteous]

he won't want to hear this from me but. andrew caring about exy and being in sync with the other foxes on the court is something soooo beautiful to me. that game he and allison spent idgaf-ing their opponents into a rage? incredible. him stepping in to protect matt from gorilla? showstopping. he and aaron being an absolute synchronized menace of a backliner/goalkeeper duo? nobody does anything like them. the way kevin and neil don't even need to be looking at him to know what moves he's making and how he wants them to respond? magnificent. him involving himself by giving the backliners advice? brings actual tears to my eyes.