#neil being a menace

[aglionbyacademia]

tsc rereading annotations since you liked the ones I posted for tkm so much

[dan-i-am21]

Is there a fic out there for Neil (or Katelyn) full on decking or attacking someone cause they mentioned having Aaron and Andrew at the same time. I’ve seen a lot things like “twins would be so hot at the same time” and it makes me feel gross.

With Andrew having the background he has it wa send him into shock for sure. I guess Katelyn wouldn’t know about it but I feel like she would be grossed out and flip out on someone. Idk I just want some angst and protectiveness from Neil or Katelyn,

[james-farrow-did-nothing-wrong]

My life has been quite chaotic the last week and I'm trying to do a proper drawing but it seems the universe won't let me

[ninyard]

When will my son (aaron’s trial) return from war? (this is not a ask demanding you to do anything just making sure you DID NOT forget people still want your socmed posts take your time love ya 💋)

Also any chance new socmeds about andrew and neil becoming public? I just think those are neat

The real question is will I have the motivation to make the next Aaron trial post before 2025? bc. that’s a Wild amount of time to be like “it’s coming soon 🤪” so maybe I’ll post it out of sheer embarrassment that it’s been SO LONG

++ regarding andreil I was only just thinking about this one earlier when I was scrolling thru my own posts

I don’t really have any more ideas for the andreil going public one except for like. Them going pro and Neil causing internet drama over it for fun

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

The sketch I mentioned in p1. Not done but idk if I will be lol. I’m tired

[dan-i-am21]

“Out of everyone and anyone you could have compared him to,” Neil said, quieter than Jean had ever heard him, “you chose Drake.”

one thing about the foxes, they’re not going to hesitate to murder a rapist

[ashestoashes7]

Andrew Minyard would count cards.

[chaoticas-hell]

Andrew: you are infuriating. I don't even know how or why I put up with you. I hate you.

Neil: then let go of my hand

Andrew: absolutely fucking not.

[orionchildofhades]

do you think pro ! Neil has like, people coming to him saying they've met his look alikes, his doubles, whatever, like those people who look like you if not for a few difference.

but it's just...Neil.

different identities.

a whole ass video of Neil and his lookalikes throughout the world and like people coming in and saying yeah, Alex was very cheerful and Oliver loved pickles it was a bit worrying and yada yada, whole ass personalities and people thrown in there just for it them to be Neil... or pre-Neil

[rippedlovelines]

point to consider : neil’s capacity to annoy is bumped up by several levels when it comes to kevin and jean. he loves it, u see. irritating them is his greatest joy in life, second only to exy. he’s like a cat who delights in ruffling the feathers of delicate birds.

yes… i am considering it v much.

[giantmushyfriend]

It's not a want, your honor, IT'S A NEED

Okay, okay, okay.

Y'all, I'm snowed into my house after Iowa just got slammed by a lot of snow, so I predict some cabin fever mess to spew from this page (I'm sorry).

ANYWAY

So, we all know how Michael Sheen was on the celebrity episode of the Great British Bake Off, and he was an absolutely chaotic and competitive little shit. Michael always jokes about his competitiveness, but he just came out of the gates swinging, acting like the chaotic little Welshman he is. And we loved it. How could we not? Michael is so loveable, even when he's causing chaos and making Wales 4 Ever treats. That being said, I vote Michael comes back for another episode.

But Giantmushyfriend, I hear you ask, won't that be repetitive and boring?

No, because not only is Michael unpredictable and very funny, but also because two other people would be joining him: his TV husband, David Tennant, and Neil Gaiman, the destroyer and repairer of all hearts.

There are so many different ways this potential episode could play out, and it is the best thing the Great British Bake Off could produce. Because just think about it.

Michael would inherently go back to being the chaotic menace we all know he will be. He'd come in with the attitude, "I performed great the last time I was here, and I am going to do great again, and if I don't, then at least I'll be cute."

David would come in, and everyone would expect him to be all nice because he's practically known as the Patron Saint of Pleasantness in the acting world, but he turns out to be a menace. I can picture David either trying to create an alliance with Michael, trying to impress Michael, or trying to demolish Michael. There would be no in-between. In the case of the third scenario, I can practically hear David saying, "Listen, Michael Sheen is a dear friend who I love immensely. Top of the line, man, Michael. However, I am going to annihilate him- exterminate him." Because, as Georgia has warned us, he would be insufferable.

Either way, every compilation of David and Michael acting like a married couple for X minutes would get new content, and Anna and Georgia would get a good laugh.

And then there's Neil, the mastermind. Neil would be a more secretive, chaotic force brewing beneath the surface. He would seem all nice and just happy to be there, enjoying making some goods and having fun. But behind the scenes, he's turning people against each other and watching them take each other down. Because Neil is an evil mastermind, we've seen it with all of his works. He's a writer. He knows how to cause conflict. And he will wipe the floor with David and Michael, alongside everybody else. There would be a slew of "Neil Gaiman Big Brain" compilations and edits all over the Internet, all of which would be retweeted by Michael, who is salty about it. And we would relish in it.

Listen, this would be my Roman Empire. I don't know who I need to write for this to happen. I don't know how hard I need to grovel at God's feet for the Earth to be blessed with this, but I need it so biblically. I'll grovel harder than Aziraphale, but for the love of all things both Holy and Unholy, P L E A S E

@goodomensonprime

P L E A S E

[writer-on-the-run]

I don’t know how I found All For The Game trilogy, but, man, do I love and regret it all at once.

[dan-i-am21]

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE RIKO ROAST AS A WALLPAPER!? I really want it to be my wallpaper and i might have to make it

[james-farrow-did-nothing-wrong]

Neil unfinished

You can tell when I gave up because I hate clothing

[wilhelminyard]

I understand why andrew believed neil was a hallucination because what do you mean neil told him "you spend all this time watching our backs, who's watching yours? don't say you are because you and I both know you take shit care of yourself" and "if it means losing you then no" when they weren't even dating yet???

can you imagine how it felt hearing this for andrew, who has always been the one protecting people and has been called a monster countless times for being so unforgiving and ruthless when it comes to protecting his family?

andrew has never had anyone in his corner, he spent his entire life feeling completely and utterly alone. he is fine if his brother and his cousin hate him as long as they are safe. HE is the one who protects people not the other way around. and suddenly there is this menace of a boy, fiery temper and piercing blue eyes, who not only doesn't treat andrew like a monster but goes to great length to keep him safe, even if it means getting himself hurt.

the only person who has come close to understanding andrew is renee but she doesn't fully understand him, you know? and then this runaway boy comes into his life and can somehow basically read his mind and soul and tells him shit like "I think it's better this way, with you as the last line of defense. you let us run ourselves into the ground and clean up behind us. you play the game like you play life. that's why you're so good at it." and andrew is supposed to believe that this guy is real?

it's no wonder why andrew's mind can't process neil's existence honestly, he embodies everything andrew never had but always longed for : someone to lean on, someone who believes and respects him, someone who actually listens and understands him, someone who loves him unconditionally

[thespineoftherighteous]

he won't want to hear this from me but. andrew caring about exy and being in sync with the other foxes on the court is something soooo beautiful to me. that game he and allison spent idgaf-ing their opponents into a rage? incredible. him stepping in to protect matt from gorilla? showstopping. he and aaron being an absolute synchronized menace of a backliner/goalkeeper duo? nobody does anything like them. the way kevin and neil don't even need to be looking at him to know what moves he's making and how he wants them to respond? magnificent. him involving himself by giving the backliners advice? brings actual tears to my eyes.