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I think we as a society didnât dwell enough on the fact that in tsatsâ dream sequence Nico saw Kronos (child eater terrifying titan) and his first thought was about how tall and gorgeous William was.
He needs to stand up this is starting to get embarrassing
#Nico di Angelo I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#need his gay ass to be locked up#this is crazy#can we talk about how crazy this is#hes gay your honor.#will solace#pjo hoo toa#percy jackon and the olympians#william andrew solace#percy jackson#pjo#solangelo#nico x will#will pjo#will x nico#nico di angelo#nico pjo#nico di angelo hcs#tsats#the sun and the star
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wrt to the nightmare scenario that a post-canon michael kaiser heterosexual marriage would be I don't think he'd cheat on his wife with a man but like, he would want to
#bolo liveblogs#blue lock#bllk#just picturing the most miserable loveless marriage. and I don't even think he'd end up married to an equally gay woman which makes it worse#I believe this despite my unshakeable headcanon that kaiser is on some level aware that he is straightn't#that deep-seated need for control and utter distaste for the emotional vulnerability needed to have a close relationship with someone#are beating his ass methinks.
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ive gotta. get it together a little bit i think. holy shit i really did not mean for the tags to get THAT long
#i have a colin provolone in ny head rn. i just need you to lock it in a liittle bit.#itâs just the worst possible time.#i do actually have to do the hard scary stuff.#and i am fully capable of doing them and i am a competent adult even if iâm realizing need a little more support than iâd like to admit#and actually i feel much much better after those things are done#and ACTUALLY iâve also made a lot of progress!! i think 14 year old me would be like. shocked to see the person i am now#but either way. gotta lock it in a liiiittle bit.#tomorrow will be. a lot of texting and emailing back.#a lot of âhi sorry itâs taken me so long to get back to you!âs tomorrow#AND ONE PHONE CALL. im way better at those now! pretty cool!#also getting my car inspected this week. miiiiight need to bring a friend for that one#sometimes i get scared at the mechanic because thereâs always a 90% chance that one of the mechanics will be the most drop dead gorgeous ga#**gay person#person ive ever seen in my life and then i have to be like uhhhhh. ahahaha. heres my shit ass car with the elvira and snoopy#bumper stickers on it. thanks so much!#OKAY. alright. hello. hyping myself up for the rest of the week#ive been a little bit off kilter bc i didnt have a whole lot of structure last week or this one since my classes ended#but im feelin a little more optimistic#i am a competent adult who is good at his job and has many good qualities and frankly he is getting hotter and more confident also as well.#<- affirmations btw.
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(Ahem ahem)
Now by no means is the military *homophobic* nor is Price. However, they has seen enough buddies get "married" for the sake of having a better housing arrangment on the base, so it be had very quickly become increasingly difficult for couples of the same sex to get better housing or for their marriage to be considered real.
So when your Lieutenant came up to you on that random Sunday morning, saying nothing other than, "I'm bi, legally married to Johnny but thr fuckfaces at housing say m faking."
If your eyes hadn't seemed interested from your dazed and sleepy stare the next sentence caused you lock in.
"Marry me."
...you shut the door in his face.
Now, about four hours later you had been trying to get coffee, key word had been trying. Until Price came up to you, seemingly to be more confused than anything. "Congratulations."
You falter, the warm liquid barely reaching your lips and you give him a look, "Ya know i know I'm usally late on my reports but no need to be a dick when I do turn em in."
"No. On getting married."
Silence.
....that fucker
"Oh! Heh, yeah yeah, I kinda...didn't want him bringing any attention to it. Didn't think he would-"
"Yeah never saw you and Johnny getting toegther."
You almost gagged, coughing as you doubled over within the mess hall and your face feeling incredibly hot. "Mmhm."
The next two days had been a very odd blur, everything seemingly to be just a mess of emotions and very dramatic pleading from your "husband" Who already had a husband?? They had a decent amount of paperwork to do, and then movers and then more paperwork as your "best friend" wanted to move in as well.
"So how long have you been married?"
"A year-"
"Few months-"
...
"What he means is that we eloped a year ago and had a family and friends wedding few months ago."
..
"I have to answer all these questions about you?" You look at the small stack of questions, "Johnny i don't fucking know your mother's maiden name."
"O'Donnel."
"...very Scottish of you-"
"Not Scottish, lassie."
"Oops."
--
Then came actually selling the whole bit, a few kisses on the cheeks there, some flirting there. Very domestic really.
Then came trying to explain it to your girlfriends
"He isn't gay?"
"Girl you are marrying a gay man isn't he fucking that-the scary one?"
"...no no no they're just...ya know?? Bromance?? It's so bromance."
--
"I don't wanna go on a date."
"We have to lassie, we said the anniversary was today so we gotta-"
"But Price is on my ass about-"
"You're going." The sound of the lieutenant made you jump, of course he was in your room, why wouldn't he be in your room?
"Hey! I never agreed to any of this."
"Plllleeeeaaaase lassie, Price already approved the time off."
--
Two months in you started to get different remarks from friends and even coworkers
"You could've just said you didn't wanna choose."
"Took them both?"
"Ya know I read an article that said those sorts of relationships are much more sustainable-"
It didn't quite click till you were talking to Kyle one day-
"So how are ya boys?"
You laugh, going on with typing the report, "my boys?"
Kyle seemed to stare at you long enough that you looked up to him, and then he spoke, "Is it not true?"
"Is...what not true?"
"That you, Soap and LT are in one of those....poly thingies?"
"Polyamory." You correct the term and look down, trying to find the words but failing- sure the lines between friendship and...whatever was blurred but that was to be expected as you were all living in the same house, "No?? We- he jus-"
"No shame! No shame, just didn't know."
(Annnnd that's all I got. Toodles!!!)
#simon riley fanfic#simon ghost riley#cod x you#cod fluff#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley imagine#coco's chaos <3#ghoap x you#ghoap x reader#ghoap fluff#ghoap fic#soap mw2#johnny mactavish x reader#johnny mctavish x reader
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STWG prompt 18/5/24
prompt: better to ask for forgiveness than permission
pairing/character(s): steddie, the party
. . ⢠â . ° .⢠°:. *â ° . â
"Are you sure about this?" Lucas whisper yells as Will anxiously checks no one is looking down the Harrington house's driveway.
Dustin's crouched in front of the door, poking a hair pin into the lock with his tongue poked out, and Mike is leaning against the door, unbothered, so it takes a second for anyone to answer.
"I'm worried about him!" Dustin finally says, his motions getting more intense as he seems to fail to pick the lock. "I haven't seen him all week! He wasn't at work all week either, I checked!"
"He booked the week off." Lucas reminds him.
"Well then why hasn't he been hanging out with us?" Dustin huffs, and then goes back to his attempts.
"Who even taught you how to do that?" Will asks.
"Eddie, he taught me too." Mike says.
"He's gonna be so pissed at us." Will continues quietly, biting his lip, and Mike shakes his head.
"Better to ask for forgiveness than permission."
"Eddie taught us that too!" Dustin chimes in.
Ten minutes later, they've finally managed to get into the house. Lucas is privately surprised that Steve didn't hear them and come see who was trying to break into his house. Maybe Steve's not even home! Hopefully.
A quick survey of the ground floor reveals no movement, so the group make their way up the stairs until they're in front of the closed door leading to Steve's bedroom.
Dustin determinedly reaches for the doorknob, and Lucas tries to stop him once more.
"I really don't think he'll appreciate this, Dust-" He whispers, but Dustin cuts him off with his own (attempt at) whispering.
"I need to make sure he's okay!"
With that, the door is quietly pushed open, and promptly all of their jaws drop and they stand in the doorway in silence, processing what they see.
Steve is laying on his back, fast asleep with his mouth ajar, and tucked into his side is a very naked Eddie, whose butt is unfortunately peaking out from under the covers. He's asleep as well, his face pressed against Steve's hairy (and hickey covered) chest.
"I told you this was a bad idea." Lucas whispers frantically, gesturing at the pair. He looks to Will for backup, but Will is bright red and his eyes are still on Steve and Eddie, so he figures that's a lost cause and turns to Dustin and Mike.
Mike looks a little red and shellshocked too, but Dustin immediately starts whisper yelling some more.
"Well, he should've told me!"
"Told you what? That he's sleeping with a guy?"
"Not just any guy, Eddie! Why didn't he tell me?"
Lucas feels a hand grab at his shoulder urgently, but needs Dustin to understand what he's trying to say so he ignores it.
"He was probably scared you'd hate them for it!"
"For dating?"
"For being gay, idiot."
"I'm not gay, for the record. I'm bisexual." Steve suddenly pipes up, and Lucas and Dustin look over at him immediately with wide eyes.
Steve and Eddie have shifted a little now, Steve propped up against his headboard with Eddie lazily laying against his chest still. Thankfully, his ass is covered up now, but Lucas knows he's naked and that's enough to make him shudder.
"Hi Steve. Fancy seeing you here." Lucas tries with a (hopefully) charming smile. Steve snorts in response, and drops his forehead to rest on Eddie's hair for a second in defeat.
"This is literally my bedroom, Sinclair. How'd you guys get in anyway?"
"We picked the lock on your front door!" Dustin says, having the nerve to sound proud of himself.
"Right. Of course." Steve sighs.
"Eddie taught us." Mike chimes in, finally having gone back to his normal colour. Will's still flushed, but looks more present overall, and he nods along to his best friend's words.
Steve quirks a brow at the information, lifts his head again, and promptly flicks Eddie, who's still half asleep, in the head. He immediately looks more awake, and glares at Steve as he rubs where he got flicked.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?"
"You're the reason they picked the lock, Munson."
"Oh, look what you guys did. I got demoted back to Munson." Eddie finally addresses them for the first time, but thankfully he doesn't look too upset. More amused.
Actually, now Lucas thinks about it Steve doesn't look upset either. Pissed off? Yeah. But in that older brother way he gets with them, not actually mad.
"You're the one who told us to ask for forgiveness not permission!" Dustin defends himself, and Eddie gets another flick to the head for that from Steve.
"Well, are you going to ask for forgiveness then?"
"Screw you. We were worried about you!"
"Have you heard of phones before, Henderson. And the rest of you, really? Wheeler, I expect it from-" Steve starts, getting interrupted by an indignant 'hey!' from Mike, "But Sinclair? Baby Byers?"
"For the record I did not want this to happen." Lucas says defensively, and crosses his arms over his chest.
"Interesting considering you're still here when you could've abandoned them." Eddie snorts.
"The party sticks together."
"Still waiting on that beg for forgiveness." Steve singsongs, and Eddie sits up a little straighter as he adds on his own demand with a grin.
"I want full-on on your knees with prayer hands, begging for forgiveness."
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie ficlet#steddie drabble#this is so silly#i missed dustin lucas arguing dynamic#hope you enjoyed#stwgdailyprompt#dailydrabble#mywriting
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I get a little annoyed when people's complaints about zosan stray into the "Sanji would never fall for Zoro because of personal hygiene issues" territory. Mostly because I feel like it involves a fundamental misunderstanding about their dynamic and also Sanji as a character.
First of all, Sanji smokes cigarettes and cooks seafood and shit. Even if he does shower daily, there is no way he smells like a rose garden. So there's that.
Second of all, Sanji is a COOK. You literally cannot be a cook if you're afraid of getting your hands dirty, if you're afraid of working up a sweat. He knows the value of hard work in that regard. For his craft, Sanji gets all up in some fish guts, he hunts, he cleans, de-feathers, skins, butchers whatever creature they've managed to hunt - come on y'all. That is not a man that would be a germaphobe. He keeps his workspace and himself clean cause that's the mark of a good cook, but the man would have no qualms about getting dirty. He ain't squeamish.
Third, Sanji's entire thing is that he ACTS like a refined gentleman, but he's a little bit batshit crazy in the same way all the strawhats are. He's one of the monster trio for a reason! They're all freaking unhinged, Sanji's first reaction to seeing sea monsters is to yell that he wants to cook it. He's fought so many battles, I've no doubt that there's blood soaked into the soles of his fancy loafers, caked into some of the hems of his suit pants. My point being that while him acting like he's a gentleman with "refined tastes" is no means deception (he probably has excellent taste when it comes to dining) he also doesn't fit that description entirely. He strives for it, in order to maintain an image, and it also plays into his whole "ladies man" thing as well. But he's not actually a refined gentleman in our traditional interpretation of the word. He's down to slum it if needed, and will kick a person's ass for not finishing a soup that has a bug in it because it would mean wasting food. Also the man has worn orange crocs. Refined my ass.
Fourth, you can deny it all you want, but Zoro and Sanji have always been and will likely always be, two people that match each other's freak. And by that I mean that all it takes is Zoro muttering one little disparaging comment, and Sanji is immediately there, ready to throw down, dirt and sweat be damned. If he were to complain about Zoro's supposed bathing habits and shit, while I don't doubt some of it would be genuine complaint, it probably would mostly be because it would annoy Zoro. But when it comes down to stuff Sanji actually gives a shit about, hygiene would probably not be high up on that list. He is 100% that motherfucker that would get heart eyes over Zoro eating sugar onigiri out of the mud to spare a little girl's feelings.
I get annoyed by people using that argument as if it's a legitimate reasoning for why Zoro and Sanji wouldn't get together. Like what impression of Sanji do you have in your head? You think the dude that constantly knocks foreheads with Zoro during their antagonistic (gay) posturing would get squeamish about Zoro being a little sweaty? Sanji can be your babygirl if you want, but we gotta stop acting like he's the type to get squeamish over stuff like that - there's no way that out of ALL the issues Sanji has yet to work through locked up in that pretty noggin of his, that personal hygiene would be the hold up on a relationship between these two. The zosan dynamic is Sanji complains loudly about Zoro being a disgusting brute and then will turn around and roundhouse kick a man's head off. Like yes, Sanji. That's not the pot calling the kettle black at all.
None of this is a complaint btw. That's literally my favourite part about Sanji, and Zosan as a whole. Sanji wouldn't be nearly as interesting if he was just a gentleman. Zosan wouldn't be as compelling if they weren't two lil peas in a pod, equally as unhinged. The only difference is Zoro puts literally no effort into trying to hide his level of derangement. Which is also very in character for him, btw.
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Piece of Jake
Logan has hated his body his entire life. Obese, gay, and a shut in have been a terrible combination for him. He decides becoming his sexy roommate Jake may be just what he needs to build up his confidence.
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Iâve had a crush on Jake for⌠well forever I guess. I guess thatâs one of the perks of being a part of the same class every year since kindergarten; you get to see the cute boys become cute men. Then there was the downside of that, that anybody who bullied you from kindergarten will decide to do it until you graduate. Theyâll do it for anything too; being gay, being fat, your race, your wealth. I was lucky enough to get 3 out of the 4 for about 12 years now. However, Iâm ready for that to change.
See I was blessed with a fantastic combination of having a slow metabolism, and an anxiety which I decided to soothe with eating. The result has left me to be a 19 year old with a BMI of 42. And yeah, BMI is bullshit if youâre stacked with muscle, but I had the rolls and pudge to prove there was some truth to it. Combine this with the fact that I was more queer than a midnight premier of Rocky Horror, and I came out to be not the most popular guy in school. I thought that would all change once I went to college, but freshman year was hell. I essentially spent the entire time in my dorm room, locked up in the dark and playing video games. But, I guess it wasnât all that bad.
See, back to Jake. Jake kept his status quo of being one of the top dogs from the ages of 5 to 18. Baseball star, debate captain, and voted âmost likely to succeedâ by our peers. Top all of that off that he was on of the few people who actually wasnât a total ass to me, and you can see why I was head over heels for him. He was straight of course, and even if there was a touch of bisexuality in him, he would never be interested in me. Now color me surprised when I found out that not only were we going to the same college, but we got randomly assigned to be roommates in the dorms! I was astounded, it was like there really was an astral force looking out for me.Â
So for almost the entirety of our freshman year, we chit chatted here and there, but Jake was almost never home. Instead, he was working to get himself into one of the fraternities and move into the house. While I was sad to not have as much time to admire Jake as I would like, that did give me the opportunity to go through his stuff. Mostly his closet. Jake wore the usual clothes youâd expect, hoodies, jerseys, wrangler jeans and the like. However, being that he was on the baseball team at the college, I found his stash of jockstraps he wore for practice. And good god, thank goodness laundry day was only once a week. The other 6 days I had a full time supply of used jocks to sniff and fantasize with.Â
I even tried to put one of them on in a hormone-fueled rage, but my thighs were probably the same mass as his entire body, and I couldnât get the damn thing on. The longer I admired Jake and saw him for who he was, the more my love for him grew. With that, so did my jealousy. Jake was everything I wanted. He was fit, cool, and could get any guy he wanted if he even batted an eye at them. My time alone did prove to give me an opportunity to do some research however.Â
See, Iâve tried for a long, long, long time to get fit on my own. Watching my diet, exercise, starving myself. But, nothing would work. Thatâs when I started to look for more, creative solutions. I came across a blog hidden deep on the web which talked about taking another personâs form. Most of these seemed bogus, but I had to try. I found one eventually from a user, âMagic_Mann_720â who shared a potion, once which he claimed could turn anybody into a bodysuit. I was about to just toss it aside, but after looking at my desk and seeing the empty bag of McDonaldâs staring back at me, I said fuck it.Â
In all honesty, brewing a magic potion was easier than I assumed it would be, and after just a few short weeks of waiting for unusual supplies to arrive in the mail, I had a vial of the stuff at my whim. Now, who could I possibly give this to? No, not Jake. But also, maybe? Would that make me the worst person imaginable if I slipped this to him? He was one of the few good people I had come across, I couldnât betray him like that. However, I saw one glimpse of his jock hanging from his hamper, and doubts crossed my mind. It was staring back at me, taunting me with how tight it fucking was. I had to wear it, and I only knew of one body it would perfectly fit.Â
He was like clockwork, especially early in the morning when he made his preworkout and went off to the gym at 6 in the morning. I set my alarm for 5:50, just early enough to slip the potion into his drink before he woke up and set off. It was of course impossible to wake up so early in the morning, but somehow I managed to silence my alarm without waking Jake.Â
I fumbled around in the dark and found his shake he made the night before. I had slept with the vial under my pillow, though I could barely sleep from the anticipation of my task today. Being careful to not wake him, I unscrewed the lid, dumped the contents of the vial into the jar, and shook it up. I had just laid back in my bed when his alarm woke him up. I kept my eyes closed, hoping to trick him into thinking I was asleep. I heard him stumble around the room, getting his bearings, getting dressed. I couldnât resist popping one eye open to see his lithe frame as he found a tank and basketball shorts.Â
He was already wearing boxers, but if my plan went accordingly, he never would wear such loose fitting underwear again. I heard him grab his shake, and my heart began to race. The pop of the lid went off, and I strained my ears to listen to him drain the contents quickly and quietly. The lid closed and just as I heard the doorknob turn, there was the sound of heavy stomps. I opened my eyes a bit wider to see Jake stumbling around, trying to get his bearings.Â
âHey⌠Logan?â Jake said weakly. I pretended to wake up and rose from bed, seeing him lean against his desk.Â
âJake? You okay?â I asked him. He turned his head to me, panting.Â
âI d-donât feel good man,â he said between breaths. âGet.. get help. Help.. me..â He slumped to the ground, and while I anticipated a loud thud as his jock body slammed to the ground, it was a soft thump, like that of clothes tossed to the ground. For a moment, I hesitated to creep any closer, afraid of what I would find. I mustered up the courage to turn on the bedside lamp and found a near horrifying site by the door.Â
There on the ground was Jake, but he was flat as a pancake. He arms and legs stretched out, head deflated, and the clothes he was wearing were atop of him in a pile. I tiptoed to the body, already feeling regret in what I had done. Fuck why did I do this to him? Was I really so driven by my own lust I essentially just killed a good guy?Â
My own footsteps were much heavier than Jakes, making the floorboards creek. I kicked at the body, the skin feeling as alive as ever, but made no movement of its own. I got on my knees, and with the tips of my fingers, grabbed Jakeâs hair and pulled his head up. I was met with Jakeâs face, his eyes now hollow sockets and mouth agape. I dropped the skin and scuttled back in fear. Fuck fuck fuck, itâs so god damn creepy! I took a few deep breaths and crawled on my hands and knees to the body once more.Â
I tried to be more confident this time, grabbing him by his shoulders, and pulling him up as I struggled to stand. Jake was of similar height to me, so once I was fulling standing, I leaned the face to my mine, the tips of his toes still slumped on the floor. You know, itâs less creepy now. Jake was always a cutie, and even as a husk of himself he was irresistible. It was too late now, and while I felt bad about what I had done, I did it with a purpose. The issue now was, how the hell did I fit inside? Speaking of, would I fit at all?
I pulled at his cheek and found it to be rather elastic. My curiosity piqued, and I pulled at the corners of his mouth, which stretched at least a foot wide when I put some effort in. That gave me an idea. I quickly took off my shirt and briefs, catching my reflection in the standing mirror as I did so. God damn it, I was so fucking fat. My stomach hung out in front of me, almost covering my pathetic cock. Ass was as wide as trailer, neck rolls which made it seem like my head sat straight on my shoulders. Tits bigger than most girls I went to school with. This was my last chance to do something about it.Â
I sat on my bed, laying Jake down in front of me like a pair of pants. Stepping one foot into Jakeâs mouth, I stretched it further and further until my thick calves were encompassed by his lips. Grabbing at his chest, I pulled him further up my leg, already running out of breath as I did so. This was a workout on its own. I remember watching videos of guys slipping into wetsuits when I was a teenager, it was a slight fetish of mine. I loved seeing the neoprene cling to their slim figures. Those guys would go inch by inch yanking the suit further up them, so I went ahead and mirrored the practice.Â
I found doing so actually made the process easier. Soon enough, my foot aligned with Jakeâs. I shimmied his calves to match mine, but it was so incredibly tight. It was like my leg was vacuum sealed inside of him, crushing the fat around my leg down to match his. I began to pant, scared I was cutting off all circulation. I was so scared to look down and see something horrific, but shot a glance and was amazed by what I saw. There, my right leg was pristine. It was a mirror image of Jakeâs which I had stared at so often when he wore shorts. I wiggled my toes, and Jakeâs did the same motion.Â
Kicking my leg around, the pain began to subside, and I could see up to my knee, it was like I had worked out my entire life. I could feel the beaming smile creep across my face as I stretched Jakeâs mouth open wide again to shove my other foot inside. Now that I had some practice, my left leg was far easier to work with and soon enough, I had two sets of legs which were built from years of baseball practices and running. My thighs proved to be another issue entirely, practically twice the twice of my calves.Â
I stood up from the bed, almost falling over from my balance being so off. Grabbing at Jakeâs stomach, I jumped up and down a few times, his skin stretching and sliding over me with his lurch. My I stuck my hand down the inside of Jakeâs mouth, the feeling of my now erect cock sliding against the inside of Jake. Although I wasnât generously endowed, it still hurt to have it crushed inside of him. I found Jakeâs cock, and while deflated, certainly overshadowed mine in length and girth. With one hand on the outside, and the other inside, I guided mine into his like a sheath.Â
It was the most orgasmic feeling I had ever experienced. Jakeâs cock went from looking like a flattened worm, to coming to full erection. He was at least seven inches long, and despite mine being half the size, somehow felt like it was filled entirely. It was beet red from anticipation, and while I wanted to cum right here and now, I had to finish what I started. I turned to the mirror once more, and was shocked by what I saw. From the waist up, I was still fat fuck Logan, but from the lower half, I was built like a god damn star. My new cock swung side to side, stiff as a board, and my ass, while squeezed in like a sausage, now was as perky as if I squatted 300 lbs. I turned and slapped Jakeâs ass, watching as the taut skin slapped me back. All hints of cellulite gone.Â
Finally was the part I was most afraid of, my stomach. It hung over the edge of Jakeâs body, the flap of my stomach going over Jakeâs lips. I sucked it in, which did practically nothing. Taking one of my arms, I pushed it as far in as I could, and used my other hand to pull the lips of Jakeâs mouth up. I groaned in pain, feeling like a rubber band was squishing me in and threatening to cut me in half. Somehow though, his head moved up and moved. It was by inches and incredibly painful. Once I reached my belly button, I found a system to make it easier. Moving him up further and further, I finally reached my chest before I had to fall onto the bed.Â
I was breathing heavier than ever, and drenched in sweat from what was left of my original body. I felt Jakeâs, and he was as dry as ever, as he would never be worn out from such a task. I counted down from ten and hoisted myself up, catching my sight in the mirror. My moobs hung over Jakeâs torso, but it was like I was wearing a skin corset. I rubbed my had over my new stomach, feeling how flat it was. In fact, I would even see the beginnings of a six pack bulging out. It was surreal, I donât think Iâve been this thing since⌠ever. I took a deep breath and worked to shove each of my tits down Jakeâs mouth.Â
Each of them was a chore on their own, but eventually, all that was left were my arms and head. I donât know how that would work, but if I made it this far, it was certainly possible. It would be tough as I would lose an arm at a time trying to slide them in. Taking my right one first, I wriggled my fingers inside, pushing them down Jakeâs like a skin tight glove. With each inch my fingers slid in, it was easier and easier as I gained Jakeâs strength. Eventually, the fingers found their way into his. I pulled at his bicep, as stretchy as the rest of him, and snapped it into place, enclosing my arm.Â
I rushed to do the same with my left and with my newfound strength, found this section to be the easiest. I was almost done. Jakeâs lips were around my neck, and I had to use his fingers to make sure he didnât choke me. I glanced at the mirror, and found Jake with my head. I turned my body around, admiring his form. I had taken several sneaky glances at him as he changed, but to have full autonomy, to see his tattoo on his thigh, the way his veins popped in his hands, the curvature of his muscles, it was like I was being treated to a feast.Â
âGoodbye Logan,â I told myself. I donât know if I would come back from this. Or, if I would even want to. I took a deep breath and shimmied his head up my own. The same tight sensation took over my entire headspace and it was like a migraine hit me. Using my hands, I smushed my face around, placing my nose into his, eyes, lips. I fluttered my eyelids and had to refocus my vision. Going to the mirror was a picture perfect reflection of Jake.Â
âHoly shit,â I said. Oh fuck, that was still my voice. I guess that wouldnât have changed. I donât know how I could pull off Jakeâs voice, but I would have to practice it. I looked at the corner of my mouth, seeing my original lips peak through Jakeâs. I took a finger, stretching and pulling it into place.
There, I was Jake. Fuck I was Jake! I laughed and rubbed my arms across my body, watching as Jake did it in the mirror.Â
I spent a good ten minutes trying different poses and watching as Jake bent to my will. Sniffing his pits, making funny faces, bending over and showing off my new hole to myself. That last one sent me over the edge and I knew I had to blow off the steam which had built up. I sat on the bed and hoisted my legs up, cradling the back of my knees in my hands. I could never have even thought about attempting that in my old body, but as Jake, I felt so lithe. My smile was beaming in between my legs as I puckered my hole. I had to see what this looked like. I wanted to see Jake be pathetic now. I twisted my face to match that of so many porn actors I had watched alone in this room.Â
âOhhhh⌠oh fuck me daddy,â I said, begging, watching Jakeâs eyes as they wished desperately for a fat cock to fill him up. I split into my hand and began to pump my new cock, already slick and slimy from precum. I stuck a finger in my mouth and wet it before sliding it over my hole and slicking it up. I had plenty of experience playing with my old hole, but I always struggled to get my arm in a position to really get deep in. Jake didnât have that problem though. I started to finger fuck myself, watching as Jake became his own bitch.Â
âOh fuck daddy, fuck me. Fuck me!â I yelled, the point of climax racing through my cock before I could even react. Laces of cum shot out and started to drench my body, reaching even to my face and getting into my hair. I pulled my finger out of my hole, let go of my cock, and felt it rest against my thigh. There in the reflection was Jake, covered in his own cum and looking like a bitch.Â
I giggled, knowing I should feel far more guilty about what I had done, but too high on my own bliss to care. After bathing in my glory, I decided to clean Jake up and explore his body some more. I grabbed one of his towels and left the room, still naked. Walking down the dorm hall to the bathroom, it was still dead silent. Logan would have been petrified at the idea of being caught naked by somebody, but Jake? Well Jake now hoped somebody would see him and be jealous.Â
Getting into the bathroom, I passed by Brad, another guy on our floor, who had a towel wrapped around his waist, still glistening from his shower.Â
âJake, the fuck?â He asked. I couldnât pull off Jakeâs voice yet, but I gave him a pat on the shoulder and winked at him as I pushed past. For a second I caught a glimpse of him checking out my body before he shook his head and rushed out to his room. I went to one of the mirrors in the bathroom and knelt over, posing and kissing at myself. Jake was going to become a lot more playful it seemed.Â
I took my time in the shower, feeling every crevice of Jakeâs body and feeling myself up. And of course, stretching out his hole some more to work him up to taking a real dick. Maybe by one of his new frat brothers I need to meet. Once I got back to our room, I knew there was only one thing left on my to do list of the morning. I went to Jakeâs hamper and pulled out the jock which was mocking me just hours before. I sniffed at, Jakeâs pheromones becoming mine.Â
I slipped both legs down and had no trouble at all this time adjusting my bulge and feeling the elastic hug my jock thighs. I snapped one of the bands, feeling a sheer run my spine as I did so. Slipping one of his black shirts on, I went for Jakeâs phone, which thankfully could be opened with just his face. I snapped a few pictures for myself to look at whenever I pleased. Now, how about we download Grindr to it and see what this new body can pull?
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Weekly Recap | November 4th-10th 2024
I think we can all agree that last week was a bit of a rollercoaster? đ At least we still have our emotional support gay firefighter show â¤ď¸
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Good Luck Babe by jesuisici33/ @jesuisici33 (Post-S8E6: Confessions Coda | 1K | Teen): Buck nods. His own face still has that kicked puppy look. But he manages a smile. Even sad, Buckâs smiles light his face up. Eddie thinks he could never get tired of Buckâs smiles. âWhy did you shave it off? I need a distraction. A happy one.â âIâm working on no longer denying myself fruit juice.â Itâs Buckâs turn to open and close his mouth in confusion. âOâŚkay? I donât know what that means.â
watch you win, watch you cry by wenttoafortuneteller (Post-S8E6: Confessions Coda, Pre-Buddie | 1K | Teen): Buck lets out a long, tired sigh and admits: âTommy broke up with me.â âOh,â Eddie says. He makes a conscious effort not to smile.
your shoulders brush (no proof, one touch) by farfromthstars/ @doeeyeseddie (S8E6: Confessions Coda, Pre-Buddie | 1K | General): âItâs not funny,â Buck whines. âI just thoughtâ we haveâ were having a good time together. And heâs been so great through the whole figuring myself out, he made me feel so, um, so secure in my sexuality, you know?â âWell, youâre not any less bisexual if youâre not dating him,â Eddie shrugs. âSo I guess he didnât feel the same way, then?â âKind of?â Buck turns on the couch and pulls one of his legs up. His knee nudges Eddieâs thigh, and Eddie is suddenly very aware that heâs not wearing pants.
ode to a conversation by markofalover/ @markofalover (Post-S8E6: Confessions Coda, Getting Together 3K | Explicit): âHe was right to break it off, becauseâJosh asked if I thought about him when he wasnât around, and if his concerns and happiness were important to me, if I saw a future, and, Eddie, Iââ âBuck,â Eddie cuts through again, and this time Buck listens. Closes his mouth and stares at him with big blue eyes, and Eddie. Eddieâs heart is in his mouth. Itâs right in front of him. âCome here.â
Itâs Always Been You by scarmaddiewrites (S8, Getting Together, PWP | 3K | Explicit): Buck and Eddie travel to Texas to pick up Chris and run into some issues, all leading to them finally getting together.
ode to joy by signetsealed/ @gayeddieagenda (Post-S8E6: Confessions Coda, PWP | 3K | Explicit): âOkay,â Buck says. "Let's do that.â Eddie frowns. âDo what? Dance?â âSure,â Buck says. âThat, or whatever else you were thinking of doing. We canâŚbe joyful.â
i must confess, iâm in love with my own sins by inbetweenthestacks/ @organizedstardust (S8E6: Confessions Spec | 3K | Teen): âI just want it to be easy, you know? I donât want to have to think about if Iâm acting the right way or saying the right thing. I just want to have a-a person. I want someone that wants to stand next to me. I want to know someone is always gonna pick me, no matter what, theyâll have my back. Like how it is withââ he stops short. Buck, he almost says. Like how it is with Buck. â Eddie goes to confession and has a few revelations.
lock me down tonight by lecornergirl/ @clusterbuck (PWP, Getting Together | 4K | Explicit): Buck grabs the bathroom door, but freezes before he can open it more than an inch. Because Eddie is in the shower, but heâs not crying. Eddie is standing with one arm braced against the tiled wall, turned away from the door. The shower spray cascades over his muscled back and the curve of his ass. His other hand is wrapped around his cock.
"What the fuck, make your move." by dylaesthetics (Post-S8E6: Confessions Coda, PWP | 4K | Explicit): When Buck smashes their mouths together, Eddie forgets how to breathe. Then, he isnât all that interested in basic human necessities such as that. He thinks, at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs instead lie Kissing Buck, Making Buck moan, and Trying not to come in my briefs. ~ OR Eddie is Buck's last.
Thankful for You by scarmaddiewrites (S8, BT Break-Up, Pre-Buddie): The one where Buck plans Thanksgiving dinner at his place and then breaks up with his boyfriend.
Take The Bitter With The Sweet by fruitsdoesnotknow/ @tayf-ghost (Ravi POV, Gettign Together | 5K | Teen): No one thought to brief Ravi on the Buckley-Diaz situation when he finally joins the 118. Spoiler, it goes about as well as a car crash.
first and last by hispolestar (Post-S8E6: Confessions Coda | 6K | Explicit): And suddenly, like Eddie summoned him, Buck is standing in front of his door. Eddieâs not sure if this indicates that God is real, because He saw Eddieâs quest for joy, or if itâs just Evan Buckley. Itâs probably the latter.
The Only Truth by phdmama/ @phdmama (Magic AU, Getting Together | 6K | Explicit): Eddie says, âI fucking hate you.â At least, thatâs what Eddie intends to say, because he means it, in that moment he absolutely means it, having just watched Buck rappel four stories down a burning building and hit the ground eight seconds ahead of the roof caving in. What comes out instead is, âI fucking love you.â Luckily, just as he had opened his mouth, the roof had, in fact, collapsed, which caused a lot of commotion and noise and whatnot, and Eddieâs words, his very strange and unintended words, get lost in the mayhem. Huh, Eddie thinks as his body moves on autopilot, racing across the cracked asphalt of the parking lot. That was weird.
a night in early october by brewrosemilk/ @gayhoediaz (Post-S5, Getting Together | 6K | Mature): Buck comes home from an extra shift, and Eddie makes him dinner.
sweet talk with a hint of sin by justhockey (Post-S8E6: Confessions Coda, Getting Together, PWP | 7K | Explicit): He doesnât want to stop; he doesnât even want to slow down. He wants this, here, for the rest of his life. And heâs past wondering if he deserves it, past thinking he isnât good enough for a man like Buck, past being scared of the love that lives inside of him. He wants Buck selfishly, wants him greedily, and if heâs willing to give himself over to Eddie, then Eddie isnât a selfless enough man to say no. He isnât strong enough to deny himself such joy. âNeed you,â Eddie begs. âPlease, Buck. Please.â
said that i was fine, said it from my coffin by justhockey (Post-S7, BT Break-Up, Getting Together | 7K | Teen): Buck leans in so close that Eddie can feel his breath on his cheek when he asks, âHey, are you sure youâre alright?â âIâm fine,â Eddie lies. And it doesnât matter that he feels like heâs dying. Like the version of himself that heâs always been is suddenly a stranger to him - just a mask heâd spent his entire life hiding behind, without ever even realising he was wearing it. It doesnât matter that Eddie isâŚthat heâs gay. Because he knows - as surely as he knows that the sun will rise again tomorrow - that the only person he has ever, and will ever, truly love is Buck. And Buck isnât his to love.
donât mention any other name (that doesnât sound like mine) by bandshirts (Post-S7, Getting Together | 9K | Mature): Or, Eddie flirts with a man at a gay bar. Buck is totally normal about it. (Spoiler: heâs not.)
so only say my name (it will be held against you) by bandshirts (Post-7x04, Getting Together | 10K | Explicit): Or, Buck accidentally says Eddieâs name during sex, figures out some things about himself, and finally gets the right guy this time.
WIP
wicked dreams by hispolestar (Post-S7, BT Break-Up, Eddie Sexuality Crisis, Getting Together | 3/9 | 14K | Explicit): Eddieâs trouble starts with a dream. Well, it actually starts much earlier, when he runs into a woman who is the literal carbon copy of his dead wife. Or, alternatively it starts with a lightning bolt. Or a sniper. Or a firetruck. Or a car crash. Or, realistically, a grenade embedded in a seventh-grade teacherâs leg. It starts with blue eyes, broad shoulders and a tenacity that shocks Eddie to his very core. But right now, Eddieâs trouble starts with a dream. ~ Eddie, alone and confused, is navigating Christopher's extended stay in Texas, while also grappling with feelings he's been repressing for seven years. Buck, who misses Chris dearly, is struggling under Gerrard and his boyfriend's dismissive attitude. In the wreckage of their lives, they find each other.
I guess your mama didn't know the gift she got when she got you by disasterbuck/ @disasterbuck (Post-S7, Fake Relationship | 5/? | 10K | Teen): "He has someone else he can go to," Eddie said automatically, Buck's smiling face flashing into his mind. "Your friend Buck doesn't count," she said dismissively, and Eddie felt his hackles rising defensively. "I'm talking about a partner, Eddie. Someone who will commit to being with you and Christopher for the rest of your lives." "Buck is committed," Eddie said before he could think about what he was saying. "He's not going anywhere." There was a pause on the other end of the line. "When you say committedâŚ" she asked hesitantly, voice trailing off. - Tired of his mom's nagging, Eddie tells a lie that spirals wildly out of control.
Gentle On My Mind by Daisies_and_Briars/ @cal-daisies-and-briars (Canon Divergent, Shannon Lives, Buck/Eddie/Shannon | 7/? | 44K | Explicit): In which Shannon lives, tells a lie, and sends hers, Eddie's, and Buck's lives down a very different path.
& such by colonoscopys/ @colonoscopys (81K | Teen): prompts and spec fics and codas and all the works jumbled mumbled into one place.
Chapter 20: GAY EDDIE REAL (1K)
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đĽ[podfic] a night in early october by half_bakedboy/ @half-bakedboy // fic by brewrosemilk/ @gayhoediaz (Post-S5, Getting Together | 30-45min | Mature): Buck comes home from an extra shift, and Eddie makes him dinner.
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woke up the girl who looked just like you, i almost said your name by rarakiplin (gmontys)/ @hoediaz (S5, Out Eddie, Getting Together | 9K | Teen): Or, five times Eddie dates a guy a little too similar to Buck, and one time he dates the real deal.
#buddie#buddie fanfiction#buddie fic rec#epic buddie fic rec#buddie fanfic#buddie fic#i'm quickly approaching 300 writers/podficcers recced since the beginning of this blog!!!
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Do you think you could do a male version of the radioapple is the safe word? Or maybe just a gender neutral pronouned story? I adore it so much
of course! I am happy to adapt my stories whenever possible đĽşâ¨ sometimes I canât but this one was an easy enough shift! didnât tag the horny deer cult, this is the same story but with the hardware swapped out. Will tag in new pieces đ warning; I almost exclusively watch femboy gay porn and it shows
The Safeword is RadioApple (Part 1)
(RadioApple x MaleReader)
Part 1 ę°áMaleReaderâ§FemaleReaderŕťęą Part 2 ę°áFemaleReaderŕťęą Part 3 ę°áAlastorxLuciferŕťęą tidbit (cute, not smut) Part 4 ę°áFemaleReaderŕťęąâ¨NEW⨠ââšââ´ Lucifer winsâĄAlastor Wins
tags/warnings/promises: Alastor x Reader, Lucifer x Reader, smut, RadioApple in a sense, male reader, creampie, breath play, rough sex, Alastor is an eternal little shit, soft jazz, hard jazz, Luci calls himself Daddy, đŁď¸ READER GETS SPITROASTED, threesome, asshole hulk smashed, half assed blowjob, help I got too horny on main
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âSir.â
Lucifer jumped, whipping around and shoving Alastorâs face away. âYou are a living nightmare, fuck!â He hated being snuck up on, as most people do. Adjusting his hat, he looked around the hotel lobby to see if anyone else witnessed his personal jump scare. Charlie and Vaggie were seated nearby, but hadnât paid them any attention.
âI aim to please! Now,â Alastor gestured to the stairs, âI, unfortunately, need to show you something upstairs.â
âHa!â Lucifer forced out a laugh, âHa. Haaa- Not a chance, scarecrow. Find someone else to search for your brain.â He smirked to himself. âDid you hear that Charlie? I made a joke.â
But Charlie was not laughing. She finally turned her focus to them. âDad, you have to start trying to get along with Alastor.â She looked to Alastor who was nodding along as if he actually cared at all, âHeâs trying to spend time with you. Come on, Dad. For me?â
With a pout, he dramatically crossed his arms, âFine. Iâll play nice, for you. Not for him.â Lucifer glared daggers at Alastor. âFuck him.â
âDaaad!â She groaned.
âYeah yeah, Iâm going.âÂ
Alastor let his microphone follow behind Luciferâs back, an unseen and unfelt safety net so he couldnât back out. When they approached Alastorâs door, Lucifer put up his hands as if to physically stop the situation from progressing, âThere is no way in all of hell I am going in your bedroom.â
Alastorâs eyes rolled, frustrated already with the interaction. âAre you sure about that?â He pushed the door open, using his mic to make contact with the small of Luciferâs back. He stopped resisting when he finally looked into the room.
He took a step in, willingly, and as he saw you sitting in the center of the bed in just your sleep robe, he let out a quiet, âWhat the fuck is this?â
Then a louder, âHeeey, kittenâŚâ. The sound of the door locking made his head whip back to Alastor, teeth bared.
âLuci.â
Softened under the sound of his own name from your lips he brought his attention back to the bed.
It was no secret to anyone that you two were fond of each other. It was the little things you did that endeared the fallen angel to you, how you doted on him. Filling his glass at dinner when you noticed it getting close to empty, holding the door for him, keeping eye contact when he went off on some excited tangent.
Everyone was also aware you were Alastorâs person. And Alastor would give you anything you wanted in death; and today you happened to want Luci.
Youâd seen the broadcasts of the King of Hell defending his daughter during the last extermination. The power he gave off, even from your screen, brought goosebumps down your arms. So when you found your way to the hotel, you were elated to see Lucifer himself readily available for interactions. Your luck continued, as your fatherâs love of jazz had been passed down to you and allowed the radio demon to notice your presence among the sea of new residents. Following the sounds of Nat âKingâ Cole, he found you one evening in your room, and a mutual fondness for music bore a new friend. And then, more.Â
Soon enough you were a regular member of the Hazbin Hotel core crew, by way of Alastor.
Thatâd been some months ago now, and you finally had the courage to ask Alastor for a special favor.
No part of him understood your motivation, but the idea of making the king of hell pussy-whipped to his darling was understanding enough. And, of course, the pleasure of watching you enjoy yourself. While he was capable all his own, he was happy to allow someone else to fill in. Not to mentionâ- no, actually, definitely mention the fact it would give him a little more power in the tense dynamic between himself and Lucifer.
For Alastor, sharing you physically wasnât an issue. Sex was something he did for your pleasure, though he did enjoy the control he held over you in those intimate moments.
Watching you mewl under someone else, knowing he gave the permission, that Lucifer would never have a chance in Hell if The Radio Demon didn't allow it, made his head dizzy with the loss of blood flow. Whatever pleasure Lucifer could give you was pleasure he has granted you both. The idea of someone pining for you but never having a chance unless he says so made him feel powerful.
âI have a request, of sorts.â You tried to keep your smile still, cheeks twitching with pure nerves. The room was lit by only two small lamps on either nightstand and the light coming from the half open bathroom.
Lucifer approached you, making a dramatic point of going past Alastor. The radio demon chuckled, the king of hell scowled. He placed one knee on the end of the bed, trying to forget this was the spot you shared most nights with Alastor. His smile encouraged you to continue.
âYou can say no.â You added quickly.Â
âWhy would I ever do that?â Lucifer continued to smile at you, too sweetly for what you were going to ask.
âMany reasons.â You added quicker.Â
âCome on, tell Luci.â He laughed softly at the idea of denying you anything.
You pressed the tips of your index fingers together nervously, âI want you to fuck me.â
He tried to blink but his eyelids only seemed to rise further and further up his face with every attempt.
âYou what now?â
His eyes darted to Alastor, who was now crawling onto the bed and settling behind you.Â
âIt was a fairly straightforward statement, sir.â Alastorâs tone was always teetering on mocking when he addressed Lucifer, âMy dear would like you, for some god awful reason, to bed him.â
If this hadnât been such a shock, Lucifer would have quipped, âOh because you canât, you overdressed maitre dâ?â
But when he opened his mouth, there was nothing. He just stared at you. Alastorâs long legs and lanky arms came down beside you, behind you. You looked like the enticing light of an angler fishâs lure, sharp teeth shining just over your shoulder.Â
âI thought-,â he motioned between the two of you.
You nodded, âAlastor is happy when Iâm happy. And right now, Iâd be overjoyed to spend an evening taking care of you.â
Oh, why couldnât you have said it so sweetly the first time? Take care of him? You always did. Every time he felt something lacking heâd find you close behind offering him just the thing.
Whether a smile, or supportive word, or just a sympathetic ear.
Shifting onto your hands and knees, you crawled toward Lucifer. His face was flush, his brows knitted together in some mix of worry and confusion.
âYou donât have to do that, kitten. I donât need that.â He reached out a hand to touch your cheek but stopped himself; heâd never touched you before. He had gone out of his way to avoid it, because he couldnât bear what it would do to him. Heâd just be hurting himself, he had thought. His hand began to pull away but you reached out with both of yours and took hold of his wrist.
âI donât have to do anything, ever, Luci,â Alastorâs grin widened as you said it. A hum of approval only he could hear. A silent, âThatâs my boy.â
âThis is about what I want.â You leaned up to rest your cheek in his open palm, âIâll accept any answer from you.â Your eyes staring up at him promised safety, âSo, what do you want?â
He buried his face in his free hand, opening his fingers to look over you once more. In the shade of the canopied bed, Alastor sat motionless. But Lucifer couldnât see him, not because of the shadows but because his focus was so purely on you. He had absolute tunnel vision, which happened often when you two would speak. Lucifer made a low sound, coming from somewhere deep in his chest, hidden beneath all his shame and sense of inadequacy.
Your question was answered as he removed his hat, tossing it to the chaise lounge near the wall. You sat back on your legs and gave him space to remove his coat. Your heart seemed to double its pace, skin practically vibrating. A not-insignificant part of you expected a gentle but firm, âkindly fuck off.â
He seemed to be avoiding eye contact as he pulled his bow tie loose, only returning his knee to the bed when heâd kicked off his boots. Just the shifting of the weight of the bed made your thighs twitch, finally. Alastor leaned backed and watched, Luciferâs gaze was full of uncertainty as he crawled to you.Â
Hilarious. Already worth the price of admission.Â
Both on your knees, you leaned up and placed a chaste kiss on Luciferâs lips. Pulling back, you looked at him and he felt like weâre looking at the sun. Your face was so bright, and warm. What light were you reflecting back at him? Surely not his own. That was long dead. Long buried under bruised wings and lost promises.Â
You snaked your fingers into his hair and brought him in for a deeper kiss. When you bit gently on his bottom lip, he shakily opened his mouth. Your grin spread across both of your faces as you pushed your way past his lips.
Luciferâs tongue was long, and tapered more than youâd expected. It moved, unsure, against yours. Your hands slunk out of his hair and down his chest, sliding until finding the buttons of his vest.Â
You felt him gasp into you, and when you began to open his shirt he pulled away, âItâs been⌠a very long time.â
A scream echoed in your skulll, your own scream, thankfully entirely in your mind. He was so cute. So soft. He looked so worried, you wanted to rip him to pieces with affection. Was that possible? You were going to try.
Your hands fumbled over his belt, the tremble in your fingers making the pants button feel like an aptitude test. Your mouth returned to him, kissing down his cheeks and into the space under his jaw. Finally you could slip your hand down into his pants, and you hissed without thinking.
He was painfully hard, throbbing head pressed into his skin. Your own cock twitched under your robe at the feeling.
Did you do this? Had you gotten the King like this with just a question and a kiss? Tip nearly purple with pressure, you rested your forehead on his collarbone and watched his stomach jump as you wrapped your fingers around it.
Alastor fought back a laugh, tongue nearly cut clean off with the attempt. This was better than he had expected. And he had just the idea to push it over the top.
When your head dipped to swipe your tongue over Luciferâs cock, you both startled at the sudden sound of music. First you looked to the radio, then to Alastor.
One hand was loosening his bow tie, the other unbuckling his pants.Â
âDonât stop on my accord,â he bit his bottom lip, watching your attention return to Luciferâs lap.Â
Lucifer raised a finger in protest, âI wasnât aware this was a group activity.â
âThe more the merrier.â Alastor whipped his belt off and tossed it to the floor, other hand pulling his member free.
âThreeâs a crowd.âÂ
âTwo heads are better than one.â When Alastor lifted your robe away and sunk himself into you, hole soft and ready for him already, you moaned into the blonde hair at the base of Luciferâs cock.
Your breath over his shaft and now down his balls made his hips buck against you. Your hands gripped at Luciferâs thighs, trying to get steady enough to return your mouth to his waiting heat. You could smell his arousal, your head dizzy with so many of your senses being assaulted by both men.Â
âYou okay, kitten?â A concerned hand came to your cheek.Â
Your watery, lust clouded eyes met his, âIt feels so good, Luci.â His dick jerked. When you finally managed to get him in your mouth his head fell back, legs under him twitching with the need to move along to the bobbing of your head. Lucifer was wider than Alastor, the corners of your mouth burning as you tried to take in as much of him as possible.Â
Alastorâs hand raked long nails down your back, a whine ran from your throat and down Luciferâs shaft. He moaned in turn, trying to not connect the dots between himself and Alastor.
âI think you may need a little demonstration, from someone moreâ, â Alastor leaned down, his face now inches from Luciferâs. His hand wrapped around your neck, âexperienced.â He pulled you up by your throat.
Lucifer watched, your knees no longer touching the bed as Alastor fucked up into you. One hand gripping your throat, one arm holding your body against his. Your face began to redden, and your thighs noticeably clenching as best they could, legs open and feet on either side of Alastorâs body. Your cock hard and bouncing with every thrust. Lucifer winced, you looked pained, he wantedâ
âAa--Alastor,â Your voice was like honey, thick and sweet around Alastorâs name. Luciferâs face fell flat, how could he have that? What did he need to do to have you say his name in such a debauched way? Why did that gangly sack of bones get all of the fun?
âSee? He can handle more than youâd expect.â Alastor grinned, planting a kiss on your neck. You could see Lucifer watching through your wet eyelashes, his cock twitching repeatedly as his hand finally came down to touch himself.Â
With the hand not holding onto Alastorâs wrist at your throat, you reached out for Lucifer. âLuci.âÂ
Alastor let you fall forward. Keeping your hips in the air and knees dangling just above the comforter, he continued his rough pace into your tight heat. Pulling your body on and off of his length with harsh drags he watched you lick from the base to the top of Luciferâs member. Each thrust from him knocking your chin against it.Â
When you popped the head back into your mouth and moaned around it from Alastorâs continued fucking, Lucifer gripped your hair with both hands. Alastorâs own erection jumped in you, the king of hell himself buckling from his dearestâs mouth. He could break him entirely by just pulling you off of Luciferâs cock and refusing to return you. He was positive Lucifer would cry into his ruined orgasm if he did such a thing.
Tempting.
But, he promised to play along, for you. And he would, at his own terms.Â
He pushed aside the thought entirely, instead returning to the task in front of him. Your tongue was pinned down when Lucifer was in your mouth, cock too fat to allow any room for movement. You abandoned trying to suck him off, and changed tactics to lick and kiss the sensitive flesh in your hands.Â
Luciferâs mind wasâ- he wasn't sure where exactly. His consciousness splintered around you. The feeling of you; your tongue was swirling around him, the first contact heâs had other than himself in literal years. The sound of you; your soft moans and huffs were both audible and physical, the hot breath ghosting over him. The sight of you; head in his lap as he leaned back, your ass in the air and making a satisfying slapping noise every timeâÂ
Alastor. His eyes met Luciferâs and a wicked grin took hold of his features. Lucifer could practically hear Alastor whisper across your body, âWatch this.â Maybe Alastor had thought it, but he kept it to himself.Â
Your hands began pumping Luciferâs length while your body was slightly dragged away as Alastor backed up and let your knees find some solid ground again.Â
Lucifer sat on his legs still, eyes flitting from between your face to the place you and Alastor connected. He could see Alastor disappearing inside you, and every intrusion had you gasping and mewling into the blankets. Your hand was still gently stroking him with outstretched arms, eyes clenched close.
Alastor smirked up at Lucifer, coming down over your back to reach around your body and find your dick, now pulsing under his hand. Immediately, you reacted. Legs squeezing together, hands stilling around your kingâs cock. With a bite and lick to your shoulder blade, the radio demon set a bruising pace against you. That warmth in your core was spreading down as you felt him press against your g-spot with every kiss of his hips.Â
You choked out his name, a chant Lucifer had never wanted to hear before now. How could you make Alastorâs name sound so delicious? He wrapped his fingers around yours on his dick and began moving with you. Your eyes rolled up to him, a weak smile forming before your orgasm made your face tighten. Alastor knew your body so well, bringing you to orgasm was like playing a well practiced song on the piano. Both required strong and fast fingers and a sense of rhythm. His hands working your shaft, fingers ghosting over your balls and head with every stroke up and down.Â
With a few more deeper, shorter moves Alastor stilled, too. Your knees slid down as your hips sank into the bed, your own release sticky and already cooling under you.
Lucifer let your hand go limp, swallowing hard. He wasnât ignorant to the way Alastor smiled at him as he reclined into the headboard, tucking himself back into his pants.Â
âI have complete faith in you, for once.â Alastor teased Lucifer, hand motioning to your still limp body. His smile seemed to dare Lucifer, challenge him, to keep going even with Alastorâs release sitting pretty in you.Â
Luci took a deep breath, steadying himself mentally, before pushing the hair from your forehead, âHey there, kitten. What do ya need?â
With an uncharacteristic hunger in your eyes, you forced your line of sight up to him, âYou, Luci.â Visibly shuddering, you sat up and brought your legs towards him, your knees touching each other in an odd display of shyness. Your hand felt at your entrance, Alastorâs seed just beginning to find its way from your relaxed and stretched hole.Â
âIs it okay?â You asked, spreading the thick fluid between your fingers in front of Luci.Â
Something between a grimace and a pout came over him, it wasnât his ideal situation but the idea of â just how much heâd slip and slide in and out of your with the added lubrication made him feel feral. He wasnât stupid, he knew Alastor hoped to ruin you and sour his experience. He decided to not allow it.Â
With a kiss to his nose, you wrapped your arms around his neck and lied back. You werenât sure you were breathing anymore when you felt his scorching head slot up with your entrance. He rubbed the leaking fluid over himself and you with swipes up and down your ass, teasing your entrance with every pass. The difference between his heat and the cooled cum made him shiver in turn.Â
As he began to press into you, your body instinctively scooted away. It took both of your hands hooked under his arms to stay still enough for him to make any real headway.Â
Luci stopped, your face clearly pained. Your head shook in response, âPlease, you just have to keep going. Iâll adjust.â While both of his heads swelled with pride â Alastorâs cock clearly smaller â Luci didnât notice the wild eyes of the radio demon.Â
Alastor brought a hand to his face, red eyes peering between his spread fingers, smile threatening to break at the seams as he watched Lucifer Morningstar fucking his cum into his darling dear.Â
 What a pitiful sight. How humiliating.
What would Charlie think of her big bad daddy? What would the other sins say? If they could see their king now, slick and shiny?
Your nails cut into his skin, and you were worried you were tearing slightly. Instead of attempting to thrust his way in, he chose to just continually press. The way your body seemed to be splitting made you second guess your decisions. But when his head finally popped in, your bullied boy cunt got some reprieve. He stopped, taking deep breaths.Â
Tears were collecting on your waterline, Luci noticed and leaned on an elbow to wipe them away. His blonde hair was falling forward now, tickling at your forehead.Â
You nodded, answering a question he didnât ask, and he continued to force your walls open to accommodate him. The only sound in the room was the soft instrumental jazz number playing from atop the dresser. Your voice was stuck in your throat, Luci was focusing too hard to form words. Alastor could speak, but the music was just too enjoyable to interrupt.Â
Finally, after what could have been two minutes or twenty, you felt Luci bottom out. You had to just lie there for a second, never having felt something so solid in your otherwise soft body. No slight to Alastor, who was perfectly skilled in his abilities. Luci was justâ- more than you had expected.Â
As he pulled out, you thanked the heavens and hell and the rings within that Alastor had left you so wet and already softened. The first few thrusts were genuinely uncomfortable, the pleasure you felt almost entirely mental, drawn from the reality of who was pulling your insides back and forth. You were so tight around him that he too was almost pained; so much pressure but no way to move enough to get any release.
Slowly, the ring of your entrance relented and Luci could finally move at a normal pace. He would take himself out to his head before slipping back in. Every thrust made your body spread around him, a semi-truck through a field of sunflowers. Your body didnât stand a chance, and you were grateful he chose gentleness for his entrance.
He leaned back on both hands, using the position to fucked up into you at an angle. He knew very well where to hit to begin gathering your pleasure.
Alastor dropped his head, yours between his legs. His hair made a short curtain, hiding the look he was giving you from Luci. He adores the faces you make when you are happy. Excited. Pleasured. You tried to offer him a smile, but you couldnât manage it for long. Your eyes would roll back, lips tighten as you focused on the feeling Luci was providing. Focused on the sensations, of being so full, so sticky wet, so wanted. But Alastor was still watching, the sight of Luci blocked from his view as he enjoyed every little twitch of your mouth, every whimper.Â
It wasnât jealousy, it was something more personal that stung Luci. While he couldnât actually discern the looks you two gave each other, Luci felt very much the odd man out. But, he considered his position. Literally. He was leaning as far from your body as he could. He remembered the way you said Alastorâs name. Alastor had showed him exactly what to do, albeit in his usual obnoxious, showy fashion.
Sitting up, Luci adjusted your legs and slotted himself between them. Alastor leaned back, relinquishing your focus. Both of you looked at Luci though as one of his hands came to enclose your throat.
Alastor was almost impressed. Almost. You brought both hands to wrap around his wrist, glancing to Alastor behind you.
The words came out of Alastor as half warning, half instruction, âIf he needs you to stop, heâll tap two fingers twice on you, wherever he can reach.â Lucifer nodded, eyes not meeting Alastorâs. He kept them on your face, watching for any sign of distress as he tightened his grip. The way your muscles clenched around him earned you a hiss.
He began to move again, the new position causing his stomach to rut against your returning erection as he buried himself in you. More clenching; He tightened his grip more.Â
âAre you sure he isnât hurting?â Luci asked, your eyes closed and nails digging into his wrists.
âNonsense. Canât you feel him? Or does he just grip me like that?â The cocky expression made Luci unconsciously clench his fist on your neck. A gentle tap tap snapped him back to you. He loosened up again, his eyes large and apologetic.
You unconsciously tightened your own grip on his dick, grinding up into him for more friction. Your body had finally relaxed, pleasure freely flowing from where you and Luci tangled together. You closed your eyes, the pressure constant on the veins to your head. Blood flow restricted just enough to lower your oxygen levels and raise the nitrogen oxide in your body. It resulted in a dizzying feeling, maybe there was a primal panic that caused your body to feel heightened pleasure. You didnât feel scared, or in danger. You felt ââ ah there it was. You felt weak. You felt docile. You felt like you existed purely to give pleasure and the idea turned you on. In every day life youâd never allow someone to use you, to push you around. You were anything but subservient. Thatâs why it was so enthralling now. It was so strange a sensation. And to give yourself so fully to the king of hell, the originator of all sin? You groaned, head rolling back.Â
Luci watched your head loll, drank in your groans and gasps and felt himself get dizzy too. More. Say his name like you did Alastorâs. Praise how well he fucked you. Reward him. Love him.
He pulled out suddenly, his head leaving you for the first time since it managed to fit in initially. Luci put both hands on your hips and directed you to roll onto your stomach. He pulled your ass up, knees bent. You crawled up enough to rest your forehead on the crook of Alastorâs leg, one lazily outstretched and the other bent under him slightly. Luci wasted no time pushing back in. He leaned over you and pressed his hand into your back, forcing your chest to be slightly crushed into the bed. He pulled out and slammed back into you, tearing a yelp from you as he hit deeper than he had before, stomach lurching into your chest with the impact.
He stopped, unsure, until he felt your hand reach under yourself and rest at the junction of his knee and calf. His other hand came to your right hip, and he used it to keep you from sliding up the bed. Letting his eyes close again, he focused on the feeling of you around him. His crotch and thighs were covered in oil and cum, his balls tight against him. Every drag out of you made his body jerk back into you with need. It felt so good, too good. He needed more. He pressed hard into you, oversized tip of his cock opening parts of you never before reached. He made shorter thrusts now, ensuring he bottomed out every time. It was too deep, too much of a stretch. Your moans slowly devolved into screams, the pleasure mixed with a soft burning.Â
You could feel him spreading open your body, soft walls helpless to resist his raging member. The feeling of your silky boy cunt sliding along his cock, your tight hole gripping him, was driving him mad.
You were screaming. Actual, pleasured screams, threatening to alert the entire hotel to your activities. Wails that started shrill and dipped into a gutteral cry filled the room with every thrust of Luciferâs frenzied hips.
A tiny part of your brain felt embarrassed, a dying animal shrieking into Alastorâs thigh.
An ever shrinking part of Lucifer existed too, the piece of him too preoccupied with your two fingers on his leg to enjoy you. It got smaller and smaller, no longer a blockade to his pleasure, but a safety net allowing him to walk the tightrope of sadism.
The radioâs volume dial rolled, smooth jazz now blaring and drowning out your painfully pleasured cries. Alastor was fine with allowing someone to take care of your needs at his permission but strangers had no business enjoying your sounds.
As Luci became lost in the sensation of your body trying to suck him in whole, his hand on your back began to press down. Your breaths got shorter, it got harder to expand your lungs fully.
Face turned and drooling onto the fabric of Alastorâs pants, you started gasping out his name, âLuci! Nngh Luciiii, Lucifer.â
Your lips dropped his name and it fell like lead into his thoughts. He fought the urge to close his eyes again as he felt his orgasm building. He watched your flushed skin jump beneath every punishing thrust, his name a spell you could now barely whisper, not enough breathe to scream. Your upper body was entirely buried into the mattress. It felt like your back might snap with Luciâs loss of control. You kept your hand on his leg, ever ready to tap out.
The yellow of his eyes turned red, just like the skin of your ass where his hip bones chaffed. âYou take me so well, kitten.â He ground out, âDaddyâs gonna cum.â
Alastorâs eyes glowed a blood red from the end of the bed, a wickedly devious grin across his face at the opportunity before him, he looked up at Luci and said with a commanding tone, âCum.â
Luci was already over that peak when his eyes flew up to catch Alastorâs, it was too late to stop his orgasm. He was helpless to disobey, despite his now desperate desire to never cum again. With a moan, and a hiss, he pressed your body fully into the mattress. Your body now flush, he waited until his cock stopped jerking his long overdue seed into your bruised ass.
Luci lied on top of you even after you were full to the brim with his cum. It was already forcing its way out around his softening cock when he managed to roll off of you and onto his back.
Staring at the canopy of the bed, he felt two emotions rise to the surface. First, concern. He turned to you, and you gave a weak thumbs up.
Second, rage.
âWhat the actual fuck is wrong with you? Fuck you.â He looked to Alastor, who was grinning as he pet your head, whispering something to you.Â
âLittle late for dirty talk, your highness.â
Lucifer growled, but Alastorâs palm pressed against his forehead and pushed him back down to the bed.
âI sleep on the left. Iâd prefer you on the right.â he gently moved your head from his lap, âBeside me, my dear. A darling barrier.â Alastor didnât look at Lucifer, just slid off the bed and walked into the en-suite bathroom. âNo outside clothes under the comforter.â Alastor called from the bathroom before the sound of rushing water poured in.
You rolled onto your back, still catching your breath. Body sprawled out on the massive bed like a starfish.
Lucifer turned onto his side, hand caressing your arm. âAre you okay, kitten? I didnât mean to lose myself like that.â He felt shame, like he had done something terrible. âAndâ I didnât help you finish. Thatâs pretty shitty.â
But it fell away when you smiled back at him, âI feel great. Sore, but great all the same.â You let your fingers clumsily lace with his. âI really like you, Luci. And I donât need to cum to enjoy myself. You can always try again, ya know?â
Lucifer felt his face grow warm, but couldnât press you to clarify what exactly that meant before Alastor scooped you up and carried you to the bath.
There was a moment where he was alone, noticing the radio was back to a tolerable volume, the water splashing softly out of view. He felt out of place, like he had accidentally walked into a strangerâs home. He wasnât sure what to do next, where to go from there when Alastorâs head popped back into the room, annoyed, âAre you coming or not? Those are clean sheets.â
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Kinktober Day 9: Blasphemy
Author's Note: If you're at all offended or put off by blasphemy or sacrilegious themes, I'd recommend skipping this one. It's kinky, slutty gay sex in a church, and I lean into the blasphemous nature of that. You have been warned âźď¸âźď¸ Don't ask why the prelude rhymes. It just sort of came to me đŤŁ
Pairings: Fyodor x male reader
Warnings: Dom male!reader, sub!Fyodor, sacrilegious acts, sex in a church, choking, bondage, roleplay, hierophilia, mild allusions to homophobia
Prompt credit: wylerkinktober đ§Ą
On a cold winter's night, two bodies meet. Skin to skin contact that turns up the heat.
Blasphemy of the highest degree, their very souls overshadowed by ecstasy.
One act after another, a shameful display. Circumstances be damned, they could do this all day.
The orange candlelight flickered, bathing the room and its inhabitants in a warm glow â holy, one might even call it. Though the scenes unfolding within this blessed building were anything but.
There, in the front row of pews sat you and your lover. It started out innocent; Fyodor wanted to come here to relax and contemplate a few things, and you wished to keep him company (that, plus you didn't care to walk home alone during the coldest season of the yearâŚ) It was unclear whether or not Fyodor believed in God â or any deity, for that matter â but one thing was certain: he always found himself sitting in an old church. Usually gazing at the ceiling or flipping through a worn out Bible as if he were the Lord's most devout servant.
It was one of those nights where he simply sat in silence, eyes closed and head tipped back, as his breath remained steady and quiet. He was quite beautiful like this, you thought. Staring at him for too long, however, is a dangerous game. It activates something deep in your brain. Something that causes all rational sense to flee. Any innocence behind your eyes darkens; a demon lying in wait takes the bait that is Fyodor's body, and pouncesâ
Fyodor gasps, eyes squeezing shut while your hand slides towards his inner thigh. You palm him through his clothes, making it impossible for your lover to concentrate on anything except the tingling between his legs.
Roughly, yet methodically, your hands touch all the right places, and Fyodor's eyes snap open, breaking the trance he was under, and he utters, âTake meâŚ!â
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A part of you is well aware of how wrong this is, as well as the things certain religious folks would have to say if they could see you two right now.
Two men, alone in a church, locking lips on the pew. Unafraid to touch and grope and grind on each other as the image of the Lord presides over the grounds. Fyodor is moaning without consequence, fired up like you've never seen him before â and you fucking love it.
âGod- aaahh, I need⌠moreâŚ!â he exhales in between kisses. Sweat has his pretty hair clinging to his forehead already.
You chuckle at the ironic way he calls upon 'God', as if he's asking God to allow him to experience more pleasure at your hands. And maybe He is listening, because you're overcome with the intense desire to give your lover everything he asks for and more. No, you need to do this. It's your duty alone to fuck Fyodor's brains out until he ascends to whichever higher plane this God exists on.
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Tucked away in a supply closet were some very useful materials: A bit of duct tape, rosary beads, and a bottle of holy water. And, how quickly your brain conjured up a way to incorporate these fine items. First, Fyodor's clothing was stripped off of him, revealing that gorgeous body that you adored to a sickening degree. Next, his hands were bound in front of his chest, and the rosary beads were placed between his fingers.
Then, you placed your tied up beauty on top of your lap, spreading his legs open wide to display his cock to the empty church. Your dick was already hard, pressing against Fyodor's ass and balls as you, too, sat there with nothing on, pressing your bare skin against his back.
âLet's play pretend, yeah? Might as well have a little fun since we've already gone this far.â you suggest, tucking a lock of hair behind Fyodor's ear. âNow, what brings you here tonight, my child? Do you wish to confess something?â
With no hesitation, your lover leans into the setup; âYes⌠Forgive me, father, for I have committed a great sin-â
âAnd what might that sin be?â
You catch a glimpse of the twitch between his legs, and feel his breath hitch before he blurts out; âI⌠I have these thoughts, desires, of another manâŚâ
âMm, I see.â you say, intrigued.
Fyodor continues, arching his back as the details become more graphic. âYes, I⌠I think of someone in particular often. When I'm trying to work, my mind drifts to him⌠and I imagine how it would feel to take him inside of meââ a shudder rips through his being, causing his hole to clench and his hips to buck upwards.
âMy, that is a great sin, indeed. And look at you,â you say, tapping his cock with your index finger, âyour body is reacting just from talking about your urges⌠tsk, dear thing, what am I going to do with you?â
Stopping himself from thrusting his hips proves to be futileâhis precum had already smeared on your finger when you touched him, tainting your skin with his sinful essence. On the cusp of becoming hysterical, Fyodor cries out, âPlease, help me, father! What can I do to cleanse myself of this sin?!â
A devilish smile creeps onto your face as you think of a perfect cure to his affliction. âRelax, child. I may have the perfect way for you to repent.â Fyodor's eyes light up, and he exhales a sigh of relief while you gently caress his hips. You take the bottle of holy water that you found, pouring a small amount in the palm of your hand as you explain what it is to your dear sinner. ââand I'm going to use some of this to help you purge those feelings from your body, alright? Is that ok with you?â he nods vigorously, desperate to accept your help.
The blessed water coats the skin of your hand â it's a bit cold from sitting in a freezing church closet, and when it comes in contact with Fyodor's dick, he flinches. It doesn't take long for it to warm up as you wrap your hand around his shaftâjacking him off with the holy water. âWh-whatâ? Father, mmph⌠oh God-â
âIf you want to purge your sins, we must expel them from your body. And what better way to do that than through thisââ you say, holding Fyodor's cock in your hand like it's nothing but a tool for you to use. âThose thoughts frustrate you, yes? Don't they make you feel so pent up and tight? You just need to shoot all of that sin out through here.â
As your fingertip swirls around his slit, Fyodor keens. An unholy noise permeates through the otherwise silent church. His toes curl, and within seconds, cum dirties the wooden floor, as well as your hand. Sticky and rather thickâFyodor's sinful seed is strung between your digits.
With his head thrown back onto your shoulder, your little sinner sounds upset, chanting âM'sorry, sir- ooh~ I could not stop myselfâŚâ
Feigning disappointment, you chastise him for doing such a sinful, lewd act. In a holy building, such as this one, no less. âIt seems your situation is even more dire than I thought. Perhaps a punishment would be more effective, hm?â
Fyodor's pupils expand even wider somehow. The prospect of divine punishment brings about a shiver to his thin, frail body. Before he has a chance to agree or protest, you're pulling the rosary from his fingers and wrapping it around his pale throat. He coughs, jerking his body and making an attempt to pull the thing awayâyet, with duct taped wrists, that's not exactly doable. He merely ends up with a slap on the wrist for his action.
Now, with the beads digging into his neck, this dear sinner is once again subjected to your "sin-purging" tacticsâalbeit with increasingly blurry vision and labored breaths. Another round of your priestly hand incessantly rubbing his cock, while your other hand keeps the rosary tight around his neck. As you rub faster, tugging harshly at his weeping, swollen cock, Fyodor gargles out shameless moans. No longer worried about how sinful he's become, simply a slut for your not-so-innocent "treatment".
âY-esâŚ!â he croaks, âmore! I need to- need to cum again, please~! đâ And so, you oblige him. You hungrily work Fyodor's dick as if it's your life's mission â as your fingers trace over his slit again, you lament not having something to plug up his cock with. Forcefully preventing him from a delicious release sounds perfect right now. Ah well, perhaps next time, you'll implement such a punishment. This time, you stroke and choke your lover until he cums his brains out in your lap.
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Hereâs my thing about the twist at the end of IWTV season 2 (spoilers obvi)
The magic system that IWTV has is for flavour. Itâs spice, itâs zest, itâs a lil bit of seasoning that gives the storytelling a fun supernatural kick.Â
We are not given exact metrics or data for how exactly the Vampire Powers function, just examples of some that can manifest (pyrokinesis/telekinesis/telepathy/flight/mind control/etc) and that Vampire Powers get stronger as they get older. eg. Armand can walk in the sun â but is he immune or just resistant? How old does a vampire have to be before they can take a midday stroll minus immolation? Is there a time limit? An intensity where they could still be injured? Does the effect lessen if they have some shade like an umbrella or a large hatâ
IRRELEVANT!!! The Vampire Powers are for SPICE and these kinds of nerdy-ass questions about scope and scale in this magic system does nothing for the characters or the story. You do not need to know the exact range or power of Louisâ Fire Gift in order to cheer and clap when he burns down the theatre. Lestatâs Cloud Gift doesnât need a follow-up explanation on how high/fast he can fly in order to be devastating when he uses it to do a domestic violence. This isnât Fullmetal Alchemist, this isnât Mistborn. This magic system is SPICE, and getting into specifics about the powers and how they work distracts from the wonderful twisty soap opera of the gay vampires doing war crimes to each other.
So my thing about the twist is not that Armand was willing to let Louis die, and itâs not the reveal that Lestat was actually the one who saved Louis.
My thing about the twist is that it relies on a magic system that wasnât built to support that kind of major end-of-season plot point. And the consequences that the resulting ambiguity has on Claudia, the greatest tragic hero of all time.
So the Mind Gift.Â
Armand has that shit on lock. Heâs shown using it extremely competently even before the San Francisco memory-alteration reveal. Heâs the only member of the coven who clocks Louisâ recognition at Lestatâs name, he notices the âpresenceâ in Louisâ mind when Louis hallucinates Dreamstat, he knows when Louis is lying to him about Claudiaâs involvement in Lestatâs murder, when he tells Louis and Claudia to close their minds before his conversation with Madeline he says âIâll know it if you havenât.â. Heâs able to knock out the entire coven in one scene, although itâs unclear whether thatâs the Mind Gift or a combination of telekinesis and the time stopping(?) thing. Plus of course mind-wiping memory-alteration courtesy of the San Francisco saw trap.
Armand is the oldest vampire in the show so far, we know vampires get more powerful with age, and his previously shown competency with the Mind Gift means that when he says he compelled an audience full of people into banishing Louis, itâs a believable addition to his powerset.Â
And, consequently, when he says âit took all my strengthâ we can guess that heâs lying his ass off. Daniel points out Armand saved Louis and not Claudia because he was trying to reveal the reasoning that everybody except Louis already knows. To quote Assad Zaman: Armand doesnât give a fuck about Claudia.
Lestat on the other hand.
His one and only use of the Mind Gift (besides the generalized telepathy all the vampires share) is when he mindfucks 30ish soldiers out of his townhouse in the 1900s. His ears bleed about it â and we can pretty confidently interpret orifice-bleeding as a kind of catch-all for mind-powers being difficult. And then we donât mention it again for a season and a half because the magic system is for spice and Louis is more concerned with other shit.
Until Daniel brings it up in his Big Reveal, and this piece of evidence allows for the truth to come out and Armand to be exposed as an opportunistic liar. Scene is played out brilliantly, Louis puts a crater in his wall via his ex-husband, good stuff.
HOWEVER
This twist has the consequence of shifting the focus of the story. The central question has changed slightly. Instead of the reveal being who killed Claudia, the narrative focus is now on who saved Louis.
And despite my love of Danielâs reveal scene, despite my love of the Louis/Lestat reunion scene, âwho saved Louisâ ends up a weaker thematic question.
Claudia is the whole fucking point. Claudia and the way her fathers failed her. Claudia and the tragedy of her narrative doom. Claudia and the ways she never escaped that childâs body in that burning house, no matter how much she tried.
My thing about the twist is that it takes our previous understandings of Armand and Lestatâs respective power and agency in that scene from this:
Armand: Couldâve Prevented It (Chose Not To) Lestat: Genuinely Could Not Have Prevented It
To this:
Armand: Couldâve Prevented It (Chose Not To) Lestat: Couldâve Prevented It (Chose Not To)
And then doesnât interrogate or explain further. There is no one that says to Lestat, âYou saved him, but why didnât you save her?âÂ
And look I can understand Iâm meant to extrapolate that Lestat used all his strength to save Louis and therefore didnât have enough juice to do the same for Claudia (his ears bleed about it and everything)
But they sprinkled so much doubt on Armandâs âit took all my strengthâ excuse and then immediately showed Lestat as much more powerful with the Mind Gift than previously assumed, and so Iâm left with too many unanswered questions.
This is where the narrative puts too much weight on a magic system that wasnât built to support it. The audience is aware, vaguely, that the older a vampire is the more powerful they are, but we arenât actually given tangible comparisons between Armand and Lestats respective abilities circa 1949. Lestat is shown or said to have all of Armandâs same abilities by this point, but besides Armand being older, heâs never shown outmatching Lestat in power, and so we never get a real sense of Lestat's limitations.
I should mention that, on its own, this wouldnât be a flaw. Like I said the magic is here for spice and zest and we donât need Armand and Lestat to have a wizard battle in order to understand that Armand is probably nebulously more powerful.
But when you hinge a plot point on Lestatâs magical abilities and their limits, I would like to know for certain whether Lestat genuinely couldnât have prevented Claudiaâs death or, like Armand, simply chose not to.
If itâs the latter, it counterintuitively makes Lestat a much less sympathetic character, when (as far as I can tell) the purpose of the twist is to make Lestat more of a heroic figure, since post-reveal there are no further interrogations of Lestat's choices.
And Iâve read wonderful meta on Lestat choosing to let Claudia die and then regretting it forever: if he loved her more she wouldâve suffered less, if he loved her less she might not have suffered at all, etc.
But none of this is given any focus in the show because besides Lestatâs single heartbreaking line about Claudia looking to him in her last moments. There is no illumination on whether Lestatâs inaction was due to personal choice or lack of ability. Thereâs no solid evidence in the show to swing it one way or the other, the magic system is too soft to support a solid conclusion about it.
And. Claudia was sentenced before Louis. So even if Lestat only had the ability to save one of them, he still made the conscious choice to save his strength for Louis.
Which is also not necessarily a flaw. Lestat making the choice to save Louis over Claudia would be an extremely compelling road to go down. My issue is that the show has changed the central question from who killed Claudia to who saved Louis and is now pretending that that road doesnât exist.
There is no indication that Louis feels any kind of way about Lestat ostensibly choosing him over their daughter. Thereâs no indication that Lestat had any hesitation about his choice, despite his sadness at her death. I can interpret Sam Reidâs acting choices in the final scene as Lestat not realizing how much Claudia meant to him until she looked at him âlike a child looking to her fatherâ but by then it was too late â but that would still be speculative.
Giving Lestat the agency to save Louis and Claudia during the trial both puts too much pressure on a magic system that canât support it, and puts wind-drag on Louis and Lestats reunion: what should be the emotional climax of the show.
And look to be clear: show good. Iâm obsessed with show.Â
But the structural integrity of the final twist makes me feel like an OSHA inspector in an otherwise competently made building that doesn't have railings on the stairs.
They don't establish enough information wrt the magic system so that Lestatâs sudden ability and subsequent assumed limitations can reasonably track. They don't interrogate the consequences of giving Lestat the choice to save his daughter and then him proceeding to Not Do That.
I donât think itâs out of character for Armand to choose his coven over Louis considering his habit of clinging to the familiar even if it sucks. I donât think itâs out of character for Lestat to choose Louis over Claudia considering both Lestat and Louisâ habit of doing exactly that.
But you cannot ask the question âWho killed Claudia? (or, through inaction, allowed Claudia to die)â the entire season and then answer it with âActually, Lestat saved Louis!â
It shifts the focus, it muddies the theme, it relies too heavily on a magic system that is supposed to be vibes-based and most importantly it treats Claudia like an afterthought when Claudia is literally the entire fucking point.
Claudia isnât even the main character in her own story, the most tragic of tragic heroes, only someoneâs first choice in the moments before her death, and neither she nor the woman she loves can do anything to change their endings. Louis and Lestatâs realization of all the ways they failed her is meant to be the emotional catharsis of the show, but it rings hollow, because the consequence of the final twist serves to render her narratively and metanarratively another round in Louis and Lestatâs stormy romance and un-asking its own central question.
#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#soapbox#i saw a couple ppl take issue with the twist when the episode came out#but most of the criticism seemed to be based in deviation from the source material#listen i dont gaf about what armand and lestat did or didnt do in the books#i give a fuck about MAGIC SYSTEMS and CLAUDIA#genuinely i do think iwtv is one of the greatest shows ive ever seen and i could make 800 posts about how fucking phenomenal it is#but i needed to dissect this bit like a frog
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Arthur when Merlin gets home from work: *runs up and hugs him without saying anything about it*
Merlin: *immediately drops everything in his hands and hugs back, not letting go and giving one of the best hugs of his life because itâs Arthur and heâs spent 1500 years loving him*
Arthur, after five or more minutes of bear hugging the man heâs in love with: (mutters) no homo.
Merlin, the immortal: *dies*
Merlin: *pulls away and pats Arthurâs shoulder in the most awkward âbuddyâ kind of way before walking into their flat and locking himself in his room to have an existential crisis/gay panic*
Things are awkward as hell, until Arthur asks Merlin if he can finally show him movies. Merlin goes to get his laptop and opens Google to find Netflix, seeing recent searches.
Merlin: Arthur?
Arthur: huh?
Merlin, dealing with what he can: why did you want to buy an archive?
Arthur: âŚis this magic? How-
Merlin: no, just technology again. You had search history on. I can um⌠see everything youâve researched.
Arthur: everything..?
Merlin: everythingâŚ
Arthur: what did you say about um⌠oh right. Fuck.
Merlin: *smiles and pulls Arthur into a hug*
Arthur: Merlin? I- I thoughtâŚ
Merlin: you are the most important thing in every universe, world, and realm to me, Arthur. 1500 years didnât change that, and whatever comes next for us certainly wonât change it either. If thereâs ever anything that you want to tell me, then Iâll be right here.
Arthur: *hugs back and hides his face, teary eyed, in Merlinâs neck*
Arthur, murmuring against Merlinâs neck: Iâm bisexual.
Merlin: Thank you for telling me,
Arthur: And Iâm in love with you.
Merlin, teary eyed and beaming: I love you too, Arthur. More than anything.
Arthur: Not in a no homo kind of way. In a, Iâd marry you if I could kind of wayâŚ
Merlin: *laughs a little* I think youâve got something else to research,
Arthur: what?
Merlin: *pulls the laptop to himself and types something before turning it around to Arthur*
Can I marry my best friend? (After I take him out on a date)
(He did that thing where you search one thing then type something else into the search bar without pressing go)
Arthur reads how its legal for men to get married then looks up at Merlin, he jumps on him and tackles him into a hug, laughing and crying happily. They watch heart stopper and Arthur starts playing rugby, they get a dog, date for three months before Arthur asks Merlin to marry him randomly one evening.
Merlin says yes, of course, so two days later when he gets in from work, Arthur hugs him, covers his eyes and leads him into their living room where he set up a full romance novel style proposal. He gets down on one knee with a really nice ring and gives a whole speech. (my aro ass canât imagine what, but you know what I mean. Itâs super cute and romantic)
Merlin says yes again and they get married soon after and live on a farm before both dying of old age after a long and happy life together.
Merlin spends the rest of their lives teasing Arthur about the âno homoâ after their first hug thing.
Merlin also teaches Arthur about clearing search history and incognito, Arthur uses it exclusively for surprising Merlin because theyâve got no need for any secrets between them in this lifetime.
#would you look at that#I wrote something without angst#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin emrys#merthur#incorrect merlin quotes#headcanon#modern merlin#reincarnation#iâm bad at tagging#bisexual Arthur pendragon#bisexual
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my eda recs :) for anyone interested in getting into this series
i am prefacing this post with the note that i am an avid completionist and generally dislike telling people to skip certain books unless it's a john peel novel or placebo effect. however i understand telling people to read 74 novels is not at all accessible and i need you all to read. these books. please. please
this post is going to be long as shit i know it so i'm putting it â here. books that can be skipped because theyre a bit shit will be colored red, ones that you Can Skip but are good/have some important character or plot bits in will be orange, and ones that are sooo good and necessary and the best books ever will be green. unfortunately i think a lot of the ones colored orange should be colored green but i know restraint. i can stay my hand. kind of
also i should say that i primarily read these for the characters - the plots themselves come second. so lots of my opinions come from the standpoint of which books have good characterizations. basically some of the ones that i color green would probably be skippable if any normal person were reading them but i'm insane!! and this is my list so fuck you!!!
The Eight Doctors by Terrance Dicks: ah my color trichotomy has bitten me in the ass on the first book. because truth be told i still haven't finished this one (nor have i really felt the need to yet), yet it introduces the first companion in the series, sam jones, and contains some other entertaining parts like the doctor getting caught with cocaine. as far as introductory books go it's meh
Vampire Science by Kate Orman and Jonathan Blum: this book. i truly can't sing my praises any louder than i already have. orman & blum took the character of the eighth doctor as portrayed by paul mcgann in a few measly minutes of screen time into a fully fleshed out, compelling and complex character. if you're a fan of the eighth doctor but aren't interested in reading all of the EDAs you have to read this one at the Very Least. it begins, as all good stories do, in a gay bar. it features vampire squirrels, the doctor with kittens, and the doctor infodumping on the beauty of science in a speech? conversation? that still touches me to this day, four years after i first read it.
The Bodysnatchers by Mark Morris: this book is Gross, and i mean that positively. mark morris held nothing back when describing how disgusting and putrid london was in the 1800s (he's primarily a horror writer, and that comes through rather clearly in this book). i genuinely enjoyed this novel a lot, but i know it's not for everyone because again, it's quite gory and disgusting
Genocide by Paul Leonard: don't you just want to see the doctor in a sun hat? being tortured for weeks on end? don't you want to examine his morality in termsof what species he thinks needs to be saved or doomed? jo grant is there
War of the Daleks by John Peel: fuck john peel all my homies hate john peel. for some reason all his books in this range contain daleks and itâs likeâŚwhy. get some creativity. everyone else did. bitch
Alien Bodies by Lawrence Miles: this novel is So Good. it introduces faction paradox, the war in heaven plotline, humanoid tardises, and a couple of the most interesting & fun side characters in the whole range (homunculette and marieeee <3 cousin justineeee⌠aaaaaaahh). I shanât spoil the entire conceit of the story but just know itâs. insane and fucked up and so so funny
Kursaal by Peter Anghelides: this is just a solid doctor who story, really. i wouldnât call it imperative to the overarching plot of the novels (as tenuous as it is early on), but itâs an enjoyable enough read. itâs about an ancient race of alien werewolves underneath a theme park. what more can i say
Option Lock by Justin Richards: i recall enjoying the doctor and samâs characterization in this one, and the story is like doctor strangelove meets, well, doctor who. itâs skippable, but i had fun reading it, and thatâs really all you can ask for
Longest Day by Michael Collier: this is the start of the arc where sam gets separated from the doctor. actually the most tense and stressed iâve been reading the edas was reading this and the next three books. itâs so dire, but itâs so so good, with incredible character moments from sam and the doctor. plus you have anstaar, nashaad with his metal legs, and some really fucked up body horror involving Time messing with peopleâs existences and driving ppl mad and stuff. people tend to either love this one or hate it from what iâve seen, and iâm solidly in the former category. would definitely recommendÂ
Legacy of the Daleks by John Peel: ughhhhhhhh⌠ughhhhjhhhhhh i guess you have to read this one. i guess you have to. itâs definitely an improvement on his last book but still. daleks again john? really? whateverrrrr.. some important stuff happens to susan is in this one though. and the master as well. so if you care about either of those characters you should read this i suppose
Dreamstone Moon by Paul Leonard: a general rule of the edas is paul leonard always writes excellent books (in my opinion, anyway), and this is not the exception. sam and the doctor are still separated, but theyâre in the same place and keep missing each other and its like UGGHHHH!!! UGHHH!!! but you have interesting commentary on capitalismâs exploitation and effective revolutionary action and all that stuff. also aloisse is an incredible character and i love her
Seeing I by Kate Orman and Jonathan Blum: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD LIRD!!!!!!!!!!! kate and jon do it again, those crazy bastards. you know how every author loves torturing the shit out of eight? these guys take that and run with it in the opposite direction, asking the question what if the worst thing the doctor could go through isnât agonizing torture, but rather just a lack of enrichment in his enclosure? what if he had to stay locked up in one building for three years and couldnât escape for the life of him? meanwhile sam, now a refugee with no social support (as she technically shouldnât exist in this time and location), has to deal with homelessness, and has to decide whether itâs better to have a stable, yet soulless corporate job - or do something thatâs meaningful and benefits society. sheâs at her best in this book for sure
Placebo Effect by Gary Russell: throws up. donât read this because it is actually rhe worst book in the whole range and iâm not joking. sorry gary youâre a nice guy but i thought the arguments against evolution that went on for like 3 pages were extremely egregious and also plain wrong. you may look at this book and think âoh cool! Stacy and ssard from the comics are in this one!â well theyâre there for like a paragraph and donât do shit. so
Vanderdeken's Children by Christopher Bulis: really fun novel thatâs pretty much the epitome of the classic doctor who question âwouldnât that be really fucked up and crazy?â it also established the fact that the doctor told sam his real name which is really fun and awesome
The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs: much like paul leonard, paul magrs Never disappoints. this book is just so fucking fun. in essence, itâs a road trip story. they drive across a planet listening to abba and visiting lots of kooky places and picking up lots of wacky characters. it also deconstructs gender and self-identity and what it means to be an individual. a cyborg and a giant spider get lesbian married. aewsome đ
The Janus Conjunction by Trevor Baxendale: i really debated on making this one skippable, i did. because while it doesnât continue any of the established plots or themes or whatever, it does show the doctor breaking the laws of time to save his companionâs life, and thatâs really cool we love that. thereâs a lot of fun body horror too if you go for that sort of thing. and more giant spiders but these ones are differentÂ
Beltempest by Jim Mortimore: ok honestly? i didnât vibe with this one. i know some people really liked it but i felt as if the characterization was Off. some wacky wild stuff happens to sam though
The Face-Eater by Simon Messingham: <-doesnât remember much of this one cuz i was high while reading it. i think it was a solid story though?Â
The Taint by Michael Collier: yayyyyyyyy fitz is hereeeee my babyboy⌠lots of people donât vibe with this one but i do. because i love fitz and everything heâs in and him and the doctor are such bastards to each other in the beginning itâs great. their repartee is genuinely so entertaining and really elevates the book for me, even if the plot itself is a bit mediocre. either way even if you donât like it you have to read it because it introduces fitz. so there
Demontage by Justin Richards: telling you to skip this one would be a disservice. because technically it Is skippable, but it has some absolutely hilarious moments that really drive home the fact that fitz is Cringe. theyâre on a space casino called vega in the far future and fitz dresses in a (from everyone else's perspective) old-fashioned tuxedo. he smokes indoors and everyone gives him nasty looks because heâs in the future and no one smokes inside. he asks for his cocktails shaken not stirred and the bartender fucking hates him. and he also accidentally gets involved in an assassination plot. but i suppose if you must skip it then go aheadâŚÂ
Revolution Man by Paul Leonard: mr leonard does it again. this is an excellent novel for both companions that begins with sam and the doctor engaging in leftist discourse with an anarchist and ends with the world almost ending. it happens.
Dominion by Nick Walters: you have to read this one just for the doctorâs first gay kiss. sorry i donât make the rules. also it just features a neat concept imo and has a great moment where the doctor punches a pillow in frustration and then sadly apologizes to it
Unnatural History by Kate Orman and Jonathan Blum: this book is one that i think every doctor who fan whoâs ever gotten mad about canon not making sense should be forced at gunpoint to read. itâs a novel thatâs essentially one big metacommentary on doctor who canon & why it Doesnât Matter At All, Actually; the doctor was birthed and he was loomed and both are equally true and untrue. also features the iconic paragraph calling the doctor a (verbatim) âbackrub slutâ, as well as wrapping up the ongoing arc with sam jones hinted at in alien bodies and a few other books in a way thatâll have you side eyeing moffat very suspiciously
Autumn Mist by David A. McIntee: this oneâs pretty good and has a couple great moments (fitz calling himself james bond, for one), but is, i think, ultimately skippable unless youre a world war 2 buff
Interference Books 1 & 2 by Lawrence Miles: nothing i can say will adequately put into words what these two novels made me feel, you hear me? absolutely nothing. good fucking god. jesus christ. holy fuck.. if i sat here listsing all the important and iconic moments in these books weâd be here all shitting day and this post is already obscenely long. read these 2 books. then read them again.Â
The Blue Angel by Paul Magrs: ok i know i just said this but HOOOOOO..WHOA NELLY! the blue angel is easily in my top 5 edas. it literally heavily features a canon domestic au wherein the doctor is a âmiddle-aged gay manâ. fitz says he wants to get laid by the doctor. the doctorâs mother is a mermaid. thereâs off-brand spirk. someone turns into a giant squid. literally this book is so good they wrote a screenplay adaptation of it and a spinoff short story that you should also read
The Taking of Planet 5 by Simon Bucher-Jones and Mark Clapham: youâre going to be hearing this a lot from me but we Are entering the part of the series where it really takes off and gets sooo fucking good. anyway this novel is sooo fucking good and quite important to the plot and establishes stuff about the war in heaven and gallifrey so. read it. also there's ELDRITCH BEASTS!
Frontier Worlds by Peter Anghelides: i canât tell you to skip this one because itâs so good. fitz goes by the alias frank sinatra & also talks like him for a solid portion of the book. we get excellent compassion moments. great doctor moments (including that Hot and Sexy dream he has about the tardis!) and all in all itâs a wonderful story
Parallel 59 by Stephen Cole and Natalie Dallaire: lots of stuff happens in this one, especially to fitz. by that i mean it gets referenced quite a bit later so i would recommend if you want to catch all the references. also a woman worked on this one so you already know eight is going to be written phenomenally and very sensually.Â
The Shadows of Avalon by Paul Cornell: rather important development happens to compassion in this book (understatement). but itâs also a really good story in general with lots of memorable bits - paul cornell wrote one EDA and did a great job and then vanished from the range. it also has the BRIGADIER and his ROMANCE with MAB the BIG BOSOMED CELTIC QUEEN so like.. read it??Â
The Fall of Yquatine by Nick Walters: a pretty important thing happens to compassion in this one too (another understatement). also withnail & i references galore, fitz has a bad time (has he had a Good time for the past few books? questionable!), and the doctor spends time with a gay baker/contraband parts dealer
Coldheart by Trevor Baxendale: you could skip this one but why would you even want to? itâs literally one of compassionâs best stories and has plenty of excellent doctor and companion moments. itâs just fun and engaging and an outstanding doctor who story. and, as always, fitz is effortlessly cringe as ever <3
The Space Age by Steve Lyons: this oneâs just boring and kinda stupid. nothing big or important happens and you can tell steve lyons didnât care for writing compassion at all. skip it
The Banquo Legacy by Andy Lane and Justin Richards: Big Plot Developments in this one - mostly in the beginning and end. also the only (?) mention of irving braxiatel in the whole run! itâs written from the POV of two Normal people not on the tardis so itâs interesting to see how they perceive the doctor and fitz, and how this contradicts the way they define themselves in other books where weâre privy to their internal monologueÂ
The Ancestor Cell by Peter Anghelides and Stephen Cole: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH AAAAGHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HFHOA8U8OIA AOUIY4P98 YT39 7UGHYIB3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one drives me insane and there are parts of it i reread nearly every day. because iâm CRAZY. itâs a controversial novel in the doctor who fandom because of how it handles gallifrey and faction paradox lore but WHO FUCKING CARES? FATHER KREINER IS BACK BABY
The Burning by Justin Richards: this is the start of the Earth Arc, so itâs the first portrayal of the doctor stuck on earth without any of his memories. itâs a bit slow at the beginning, and as a normal doctor who story i would consider it subpar, but the characterization of the doctor really carries it i think. you see how losing his memory impacted his restraint with things such as hypnosis and Other Stuff I Shanât Spoil
Casualties of War by Steve Emmerson: this has the first appearance of the Note, so itâs especially important for that reason. but itâs also just a neat story that has way more elements of a fantasy than a sci fi and again, seeing how the doctor acts now, stuck on earth without his memories, and juxtaposing that with how he acted before, super fun and neat
The Turing Test by Paul Leonard: if i could graft this book onto my DNA i would. i already KNEW the circumstances surrounding alan turingâs death and yet i still cried about it while reading this!! paul leonardâs portrayal of turing as both a gay and autistic man (though the latter is never explicitly stated) is INCREDIBLE and i really canât recommend it enough just based on that. but the story itself is amazing and really delves into the doctorâs Differences and his desperation to leave earth after being stuck there for decades.Â
Endgame by Terrance Dicks: people really like this one and i guess i had fun with it but i just canât really get into terrence dicksâ writing style. that being said it features the doctor listless and just so sad and depressed so you kind of have to read it. if thatâs not reason enough thereâs a fat gay alcoholic spy who absolutely rocks
Father Time by Lance Parkin: i hate that this is green. i hate it. i hate this fucking book. i hate lance parkin also. but this is where miranda (the doctorâs adopted daughter) is introduced so alas, you must read it and imagine a version of this book thats infinitely better in your head. sorry!Â
Escape Velocity by Colin Brake: this oneâs mid but itâs the end of the earth arc and fitz and the doctor reunite and ANJI KAPOOR IS HERE!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!! so if you read this and get a lil bored just know itâs about to get so fucking good you guys
EarthWorld by Jacqueline Rayner: genuinely canât say enough good things about this one. itâs funny. itâs angsty. itâs all in all just a really fun book. and itâs the shortest one i think so like you have no excuse to not read it
Fear Itself by Nick Wallace: this is technically a PDA because it was written after nine was announced, thereby making 8 technically a âpast doctorâ, but who give a shit. read this one are yoyu kidding me. read it read it read it read it READ IT. thereâs a twist in it that rendered me absolutely catatonic for about a weekÂ
Vanishing Point by Stephen Cole: donât skip this one even though itâs orange. are you listening to me? donât fucking skip it ok!!! steve cole is the #1 fitz/eight shipper and this really shines through here. also maybe iâm just easily entertained by reasonably accurate science in my doctor who books but i liked all the genetics references
Eater of Wasps by Trevor Baxendale: trevor you sly dog you did it again. you mad bastard. not only is the storyline in this one soo gripping and also Quite horrifying but the characterization?? hoooooo boy. this is the book where âyou really love him, donât you?â âwell, i like to think weâre just good friends.â comes from and so even if it was dogshit youâd have to read it just for that like cmon
The Year of Intelligent Tigers by Kate Orman: holy. fucking. shit. good grief. the doctor has a boyfriend and they go on picnics and drink chocolate martinis together. the doctor becomes a catboy for a few months. this story takes place on a colony world whose culture is predominantly centered around music, so you have the doctor playing his violin (hot). you have scientifically accurate zoology/xenobiology. you have a Mysterious lost civilization. most importantly you have fitzâs song he wrote for the doctor
The Slow Empire by Dave Stone: this oneâs just FUNNY okay. dave stone has such a characteristic way of writing prose itâs just kind of a joy to read. if you get the hard copy all of the bits from a side characterâs pov is written in comic sans. while some of the characterization is a bit meh and anji didnât Really live up to her full potential in a couple scenes iâd still recommend it. thereâs footnotes
Dark Progeny by Steve Emmerson: this is another one i colored orange even though i whole-heartedly recommend it.. itâs a commentary on corporate apathy and greed and how it destroys entire planets and just a really engaging story besides. not to mention we get a âfitz fitz fitz fitz fitz!â bit from 8 <3
The City of the Dead by Lloyd Rose: i canât even talk about this oine lest i lose my mind⌠not joking when i say lloyd rose writes some of the best and juiciest angst in the whole series like some of the scenes in there made me feel like i was being helplessly entrapped in flowing grain for a month
Grimm Reality by Simon Bucher-Jones and Kelly Hale: i really do sound like a broken record at this point but this is another one of those books i could never say enough positive things about. there are two novels in this series that genre-hop and this is one of them. the tardis lands on a world where everything runs on logic straight out of the brotherâs grimm (hence the title). thereâs magic cloaks and evil stepsisters and giants, and the doctor, fitz, and anji all have their own separate adventures so itâs super interesting to see how each character deals with being in a fairytale. not only that but there are parts of the book written in the style of those old fairytales and i really do get a good kick out of gimmicky stuff like thatÂ
The Adventuress of Henrietta Street by Lawrence Miles: buckle the fuck up everyone and get out your highlighters and sticky notes because this one is so fucking dense youâll have no choice but to annotate and take notes, sorry! itâs written in the style of a historical nonfiction which occasionally falls flat (whereâs the fucking works cited, lawrence???), but the story is fucking crazy. you got arcane rituals, prostitutes doing sex magic that summon great apes, sabbath is here, the doctor is weak and sickly (always awesome), sabbath is here, the doctor gets married so he can save the earth, sabbath is here,
Mad Dogs and Englishmen by Paul Leonard: this is the petplay book featuring multicolored poodles that have human hands. need i say more?Â
Hope by Mark Clapham: not the best book but itâs got some pretty crucial anji moments in, and we all love love love anji so much so weâll read mediocre novels just for her!! (but we also see the doctor struggle with only having one heart so thatâs fun too)
Anachrophobia by Jonathan Morris: literally my top 3 book in the series EASY. it takes place on a planet ravaged by a time war (as in a war that fights with weapons that fuck with time. not like That time war), yet despite that particular futuristic conceit the entire atmosphere of the book feels like something out of the 40s or 50s - almost like the aesthetics of fallout, but instead of nuclear radiation itâs Time. most of the story takes place in this sealed off bunker thatâs doing experiments to try and develop time travel, and while theyâre successful in going back in time the guinea pigs who volunteered for the trial develop an illness that fucks up their personal timelines so bad they literally turn into clock zombies. and itâs contagious. but no one can leave because theres fucked up time outside uh oh!!! if you liked the themes of war profiteering from boom in the new season youâll LOVE this book
Trading Futures by Lance Parkin: fuck you lance parkin i canât stand your ass! you canât fucking write for shit!!! iâd recommend this book if you want to see anji referred to as âthe asian womanâ more than her actual name :) and a southeast asian character with a name that might as well have been taken right out of a book written by jk rowling. really the only good part of this book is when anji almost calls the doctor an otter-fucker
The Book of the Still by Paul Ebbs: this book is a WILD fucking ride. this book is fucking insane in the most positive of ways. paul ebbs writes an absolutely top tier eight that manages to encapsulate all the development he went through in the series as well as evoking the characterization from the 1996 movie
The Crooked World by Steve Lyons: this is the second book that does a genre-swap, but instead of fairytales this time the tardis lands on a planet dominated by saturday morning cartoon physics and logic. but the doctor & co being there begins to introduce Real Life concepts such as death and sex and swearing, so all these wacky cartoon characters whoâve spent their whole lives doing wacky cartoon things like blowing each other up with sticks of dynamite or hitting each other with big hammers suddenly find that these actions actually have very very serious consequences, which really kicks off when this storyâs equivalent of tom rips off this storyâs equivalent of jerryâs head, killing him instantly. idk i just watched a lot of saturday morning cartoons as a kid so seeing the parodies of wacky races and scooby doo was very enjoyable. to me
History 101 by Mags L Halliday: to put it simply this book is about leftist infighting. to put it more complexly this book is about the spanish civil war and how differing opinions and principles can alter oneâs perception of history - and what happens when history actually starts being changed in accordance to these differing principles. thereâs also the subplot featuring fitzâs homoerotic, yet very traumatizing, travels with a guy named sasha as they journey to guernica so they can watch it be bombed
Camera Obscura by Lloyd Rose: this is where sabbath and the doctorâs relationship really reaches itâs peak. this is The Esteemed Toxic Old Man Yaoi Novel. but also remember when i said lloyd rose writes the best angst? this holds especially true here. i wonât spoil it for you but Something Crazy Happens to the Doctor! haha. haha
Time Zero by Justine Richards: this is just quantum physics: the novel. while fitz goes on his doomed siberia expedition with the geologist boytoy george in the 19th century, the doctor investigates some strange readings in siberia like a hundred years later, and some crazy confusing hijinks ensue! the events in this book kick off the arc thatâll continue for the next few books until sometime never where the multiverse is collapsing and the doctor has to fix it. even though he doesnât know how. ALSO TRIX INTRODUCTIONNNNNN!!!!!!!!
The Infinity Race by Simon Messingham: this oneâs whatever. the sabbath characterization is wack but there are a few good moments. you think itâs going to be mostly about a cool boat race but sadly that comes secondary -_-
The Domino Effect by David Bishop: this book is ASS, both plot-wise and characterization-wise. it also just seems like the author was trying to be needlessly edgy when he developed the setting, and there are just some baffling moments where characters say and do things i frankly think they would never sayÂ
Reckless Engineering by Nick Walters: the events in this one center around a tragedy that is fucking batshit insane. the universe this takes place in features a post-apocalyptic earth. i shanât say what this apocalypse was because finding out what happened is all apart of the fun guys. i canât spoil everything for you
The Last Resort by Paul Leonard: what if a corporation discovered TIME TRAVEL and set up RESORTS all across human history? what if there was a mcdonalds in ancient egypt and advertisements for microsoft in the original version of the bible? also what if something just soooo fucked up happens so many times <3
Timeless by Stephen Cole: anjiâs last book. sobs.
Emotional Chemistry by Simon A. Forward: idk what it was but i just didnât really vibe with this one. itâs not awful by any means and thereâs a bit of plot carried in from the last novel that continues into the next but the actions that surround it donât really matter i think. honestly iâd just read a summary of this one and continue onÂ
Sometime Never... by Justin Richards: the culmination of the multiverse stuff. i liked it - miranda makes a reappearance, and the fact sheâs written by someone other than lance parkin is already a plus. my only qualm is i donât really like how it handled sabbath but thatâs sort of how i felt about all the books post camera obscura⌠sigh
Halflife by Mark Michalowski: ANOTHER EASY TOP 3. iâm simply obsessed with all of the concepts and tropes in this book, not to mention itâs where fitzâs infamous Ass Dream can be found. thereâs commentary on racism, colonialism, and religion, and it also features cannibalism as a metaphor for love :D
The Tomorrow Windows by Jonathan Morris: another case of me coloring a book orange even though i think you should read it anyway. itâs positively saturated with so many interesting alien planets and creatures and societies youâd be missing out if you didnât read this one tbh. itâs also the first novel ever to feature the ninth doctor!
The Sleep of Reason by Martin Day: this one ok. itâs another book written from the pov of an outsider and her insights into the doctor, fitz, and trix are interesting (and their characterization when they show up is outstanding!) but it feels like theyâre rarely in it & this close to the end of the series i just want to see more of my guys you know...
The Deadstone Memorial by Trevor Baxendale: i loved the atmosphere in this one. itâs more of a ghost story with sci fi elements, and the stakes involved arenât Bigger Than Ever like they tend to be nowadays, but instead surround the wellbeing of a family of a single mom and her two kids which i appreciate - the doctor isnât saving the Whole Universe and World; just a family from a small town; itâs effective in getting the point across that the doctor thinks everyoneâs important and worth savingÂ
To the Slaughter by Stephen Cole: this oneâs fun and goofy and steve cole wrote it solely so he could fix an error from a fourth doctor serial in which the doctor got the number of jupiterâs moons wrong. that being said the reason itâs not colored orange is because the last book of the series is written by lance parkin and i want to help you procrastinate reading his godawful prose for as long as possible. your welcome
The Gallifrey Chronicles by Lance Parkin: fuck you lance parkin
#I FINISHED IT GUYS BE PROUD OF ME#i didnt say much about gallifrey chronicles cuz i hvent read it yet but i know some of what happens in it so i can confidently say:#fuck you lance parkin#i might add onto this list with recs for various short stories also featuring the 8th doctor and his eda companions#doctor who#edas#eighth doctor#fitz kreiner#sam jones#anji kapoor#compassion#trix macmillan
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Just seen this on TikTok and- AHHHH IM CRYING ABOUT THESE OLD GAY PILOTS AGAIN. So I wrote a quick little Drabble!
âMaverickâ
The brunette turned, setting down a grease covered wrench as he wiped his hands on the towel slung over his shoulder.
Ducking below the wing of his beloved P-51 heâd been busting his ass to work on.
âWho is it dad?â Bradleyâs head poked around the opposite side of the plane as he fixed his mustache.
âTom-âŚ.whatârâŚ..â the shorter man was interrupted by a pair of arms coming out to hug him tightly. As soft sobs were left in the junction between his neck and shoulder.
âHey TomâŚ.its okay, whatâs going on?â
âUncle Ice?â Bradley cocked his head, concerned bubbling in his stomach as he seen the picture laid out before him.
âHey baby bird, could you grab your uncle some water? Heâs gonna need itâ Mav asked, and so Bradley was off, heading into the trailer parked inside the hangar that Maverick called home.
âCmon Tommy, talk to meâ he muttered, rubbing slow circles on his back.
âIâm so sorryâŚ.Iâm sorry I wasted so much time, I feel so stupid!â Ice spit out, coughing into his elbow before meeting his wingmanâs eyes.
âIce whatr you-â
âWhat kind of a fool was IâŚ..â
âA-a fool? Cmon donât talk like that youâre-â
Ices eyes, blue and true as the ocean laid out before them so many times beforeâŚ.locked onto Mavericks green ones, like the horizon line between sea and land meeting as their carrier approached home.
âWhat kind of a fool was I, to have married her, and not waited for youâ the blondes hands came up to cradle the shorter pilots face. Thumbs brushing away newly formed tears on the others part now.
âI-I donât understandâ Maverick was crying now, holding onto Ices wrists with gentle hands.
âMaybe this will enlighten you, you beautiful idiotâ
Through two sets of tears their lips finally met. Waves crashed against a grassy shoreline, they were homeâŚ.
Mavericks arms slung around the back of Ices shoulders. Slotting his head to the side to deepen the kiss. As tears continued to fall from both sets of eyes.
âI gave up on the idea of you ever wanting meâŚâ Maverick whispered, resting his forehead against the blondes.
âPeteâŚ.sweetheart, I always wanted youâŚ.I was just so fucking scaredâŚ.I didnât know how to show it, so I decided to be the best wingman and friend you could have ever asked for. Because itâs all I knew how to doâŚ.its all I was ever allowed to beâŚ.â
âI understandâŚ..itâs okayâ
âItâs notâŚ.I wasted so much time PeteâŚ.so many of our yearsâŚ.â
âYou didnâtâ
Maverick wiped away Ices tears, smiling up at him with that huge dopey grin that the blonde came to know and love over the years.
âEven though I couldnât kiss you, or hold you for as long as I wanted, or tell you I loved youâŚ.I got to see your eyes light up when I made a stupid joke, I got to see you shake your head when Goose and I would do something incredibly stupid. I got to sit out on the tarmac with you under the stars for hours and talk about everything and nothing. I got to be right by your side on dangerous missions. I got to fly through the pink and orange sky above the sea with you. I got to be the first person waiting for you on shore when we couldnât go together and vice versaâŚ.weâve been inseparable sinceâŚ.i mean if you really think about it weâve basically been an old married couple since the 80âsâ
They both chuckled, Ice running his hands through Mavericks dark hair. âThis is trueâŚ.but I still donât want to waste another second not being able to kiss youâŚor hold you, or tell you just how much you mean to meâŚ.and how much I both love and hate those cowboy bootsâ
âHey cmon nowâ Mav faked a wince. âThe boots are golden and you know it!â
âHangman owes me 20 bucksâ Bradley interrupted, holding a bottle of water, leaning up against a toolbox as both men stared at him.
âYou placed a bet about my love life?â The darker haired man questioned as they both approached him. Ice grabbing the bottle of water.
âI knew it all alongâŚ.I do have eyes yknow? And you two werenât exactly discreet.â Bradley snickered, fixing his own hair. âHangman said it could never happen, I told him I wouldnât be
Surprised if the whole Sarah thing was just a lavender marriageâ
âSo you and hangman are on talking terms now?â Ice spoke this time, resting his hand on the small of Mavericks back as he drank some water.
Bradleyâs cheeks turned pink for a moment and his eyes fell down to his feet. âWellâŚ.you could say thatâŚ.â
âAnd now you owe me 20 bucks darlingâ the older blonde placed a small kiss on Mavericks cheek.
Bradley froze. âWait what?! You two placed a bet on MY love life?â
âTo be fair I thought you two hated eachotherâ Mav chimed in, flipping his wallet open and handing the spoils to the victor.
âTo be fair, everyone thought we hated eachotherâ
âThis is trueâ
Bradleyâs jaw was about to the floor as the two men before him discussed the topic amongst themselves. Beginning to walk towards the plane and past a very confused Bradley.
âWelp baby goose, it looks like the apple donât fall farâ
âDad, I love you, but weâre not even biologically relatedâŚ.HOW CAN THE APPLE- yknow whatâŚNevermindâ
Ice let out a small laugh. âHope you donât mind seeing more of me these days kiddoâ wrapping an arm around Bradleyâs neck as smiles painted on everyoneâs face.
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Scrimmage
Summary: Negan coaches college ball for a small community college. One of his players however keeps up a little game that he is tired of playing
Warnings: swearing, age gap (early 20s reader, Negan is mid 40s), smut, p in v sex, daddy kink
Negans POV
There she goes again, purposely wearing those fucking short shorts. They hugged those thighs tights and made her ass pop. Fuck, what Iâd do to her if she was mine for one night. But I canât risk my fucking job over pussy. I try to ignore the way she sways her hips when walking past me and how sheâs able to be a star during practice. There is no denying that most of these girls are crushing on me but Y/N just has to make her desires known in a more outlandish way. She was by no means shy about the attraction, sometimes I would slip up a flirty comment to amuse her game. But never actually go to touch her or anything stepping over that boundary.
Tonight was a scrimmage game to see how well we are prepared for the season. Along with to see what we need to practice on. As the game went on, a few students watched in the gym and I focus on different plays.
âCâmon girls! Defense, defense!â I call out and blow the whistle for a quick time out. They came over to the side line and gather in a circle.
âWeâre doing great so far, but defense needs work. It doesnât really work out well if we canât keep the opposing team off our dick, right?â They laugh at my joke and nodded in agreement. I blew my whistle once more to set off the game again. Much improvement in our team and I shout out my criticism and let them finish out the last quarter as champs. We had a little get together after they showered up in the cafeteria. Apparently, there was a little froyo social, bullshit that college campusâs do. I snuck away as the girls started talking whatever girl language they do. Hopefully, they have fun tonight. I sigh and walk back to the gym to gather my stuff to go home. As I unlocked the gym door, I go to my office and flip the light switch.
âWhat are you doing here?â I sigh looking at Y/N on my desk, her legs are crossed. âNot much. Just waiting for youâŚDaddy.â I hissed as I heard that nickname and shook it off. I move pass her and grab my duffle bag.
âGet out of here and go to that gay froyo social.â I say making sure all my things are in my bag. I then heard movement around and hoping she left. But instead heard the locking of the door.
âY/N. Iâm telling you one more time, leave.â I say in a stern tone and remove my hat. I run my fingers through my hair as I turn off my computer.
âAm I not attractive?â The question made me turn my head towards her. âYou are very attractive, Y/N.â I say throwing my bag on my shoulder.
âAm I not your type?â She keeps on asking and trying to trap me. âI donât have a type.â I say trying to dismiss her. âThen what is it? Iâm twenty one, so itâs legal and Iâve caught you staring at me numerous timesâŚâ She says reaching to touch me but I dodge the advance.
âThis is inappropriate and you know it.â I say going to unlock the door and then heard her let out a dramatic sigh. âI see how it is. Coach Smith is just too scared.â I gripped the door handle tight, I knew exactly what she was trying to do. I just shook my head and unlocked the door to make my leave. âFine. Run away like a coward.â I heard her say in a disappointed tone.
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Another week passed and I was grading the last few exams. I hated graded these papers especially since Iâm supposed to be hands on. But canât be so lucky as the curriculum calls for state testing and at least a few tests to exercise their brains. I sigh feeling bored already and sip the coffee from my thermos. It was late evening as I got stuck here. I did however procrastinate my duties, I had a couple dates with a few faculty members. Unfortunately, they were boring and even worse no pussy either. I growl under my breath and felt it was too long since Iâve felt the warmth of a woman. Two long months and not getting my dick wet. I lean back in my office chair and ran a hand over my chin. As I took a break, I heard some noise outside of my office. It sounded like some stupid kids finding the empty gym to fuck. I would leave it alone but hearing some guy get lucky instead of me, just pisses me off. I go to stand up and open my door to see some frat boy with Y/N.
âShit! You fucking lied to me!â
âHey! I didnât know he was still here.â She retaliated and I was fucking furious. For one, she was here with this idiot and the other thing was that she intended to let another person have her.
âThatâs no way to speak to a lady. Now, Iâll give you two options. One, you can leave and I wonât do a fucking thing. Two, Iâll suspend you and fail your sorry ass.â I say looking at them both. I scowl at Y/N to make her feel how angry I was.
âFine. Iâm out of here.â He walked away quickly and Y/N was shooting daggers at me. âThanks a lot! I was trying to have fun but I canât get that when youâre around.â I shook my head and grabbed her wrist. âIâm so sick and tired of your ass. You need someone to fuck you? Fine, Iâll change your fucking life.â
She didnât put up any physical protest or verbal as I lead us to my office. I could practically feel her excitement as I push further inside and lock the door.
âGet your ass on the desk.â I say removing my cap and see her immediately jump to my orders. I smile to myself seeing how happy she was, I was too. Finally get to feel that tight cunt on me along with her ass. I bit my lip and approach the desk. Her thighs opened for my body to fit and instantly my lips were on hers. I held her by the waist as I leaned down to deepen our kiss. Fuck, they were so soft and tasted like honey. I groan into her mouth and felt her hips buck. I grin against her lips as I felt her thighs going around my waist.
âEager?â I teased her and grind against her, she let out a cute whimper to feel my semi erect cock. I bit my lip and moved to bite her neck. Her skin tasted just as good as I sucked a dark hickey on her bare neck. Want everyone to see that sheâs owned by me. And me alone. I growl as I move lower and felt her body through the thin shirt.
âFuck. Coach.â
âNot coach. Negan or Daddy, either one is fine as long as you scream it.â I heard her breath get heavy at the statement and took the opportunity to kneel down. Y/N looked down at me, all that cockiness she had was out the window. It turned me on even more, seeing her slick mouth shut and her actions were all shy. All because I have her trapped under my grasp. Her limbs were trembling as I had my head between her thighs. I bit my lip looking at her turn red.
âSomeone getting cold feet?â I teased as I reach to tug away her shorts. She tensed instantly and almost pushed me away. I look up at her and stopped my hands from going further. I can read how nervous she was to do this and pecked my lips on her knee.
âItâs okay. Just relax baby, Daddy wonât hurt you.â I coo as I gently massage her calf. I move to stand up and moved my hand up from her leg toward her chin. I held her cheek gently in my hand as my thumb swept along her skin. She was still flushed and I saw how she wanted to hide from my gaze.
âAnd I thought youâd be more fiesty. Guess that was all bullshit, but donât worry. I know how to treat a fine piece of ass.â I kiss her again but this time, softer and more attentive. She moaned against me and I reached my hand lower to touch the front of her shorts. Her thighs daring to close but I stop the resistance. âBe a good girl. Let me touch your pussy.â I purred and her muscles slowly untensed. I caressed her through her shorts and felt her hips buck.
âMm baby. You like that?â I say pressing harder and kissing the mark I left. She only nodded and I bit down on that spot, making her let out a wince.
âUse your fucking words.â I warned. âYes, I like it.â She whined feeling my hand go beneath the fabric. I felt the little damp spot on her panties making me growl. Fuck, I barely even touched her. I could feel the excitement in her body after making such a noise. I go by her ear and nibbled her earlobe as I growl again. She let out a moan this time as my finger teased her clit.
âNegan, it feels-â
âOh yeah. Tell me baby, tell me how I feel.â Y/N moaned and went to hide her face in my chest. Her hands reached to grip onto my sweatshirt. I laughed lightly and shoved her panties away. I moaned at the warmth of her nectar hit my skin. I felt her erect clit practically twitch against my touch. Her body clings to me as I finger her dripping cunt. Her noises were muffled into the fabric of my sweatshirt and I kissed the top of her head. Her thighs dared to shut. Damn, she must be close.
âDonât do that. Be a good girl and let me make you come.â I say against her ear and felt her pussy clenching on my fingers. âDaddy!â She squealed into my chest as I felt her come. I groan feeling her sweet juices coat my hand and brought her into another kiss. I groan and pulled away to take off my shirt. I heard Y/N catching her breath and guided her hand on the buldge of my sweatpants.
âItâs bigâŚâ She said in a shaky tone but I reassured her motions and pulled down the waistband. My cock sprung out almost hitting poor Y/N in the face. She visibly shook at the sight of me.
âDonât worry about putting it in your mouth. Weâll do that another time, for nowâŚâ I take her hand and had her touch my shaft. Fuck, her skin was soft and warm. âJust play with it. Get a good feel for me, sweetheart.â Her palm gently went down my cock and back up. She was still shaking but it only made me twitch in her hand.
âDonât be scared to get a little rough. Go on and give a firm squeeze.â I instructed and she obeyed immediately. I bit my lip feeling her slowly jerk me off. âOh shit. Thatâs a good girl.â I praised and see her body language change, she must like that. I smirk to myself and go to stroke her hair. âYou want to be my good girl, donât you?â I asked and gently massaged her scalp. Y/N let out a light sigh at my attention and it encouraged her to go faster. I moan and starting to buck my hips against her. Her grip grew tighter as I felt her.
âShit. This is making Daddy feel so fucking good.â I smile and brought my hand to lift up her chin up at me. Her eyes were full of desire and I wanted to fill that need. Along with her pussy.
âBehind? Or do you want to face me?â
âWhat?â She asked and I laughed lightly at her question and squeezed her chin. âHow should I fuck you? Behind or do you want look at me?â
âCan I look at you?â She says in a hesitant tone and I gently push away her hand off my cock. I lean over her and kissed her lips as tugged for her shorts to come off. Her hips lifted up and I quickly toss them onto the floor. She shivered feeling the cool touch of my wooden desk as my hands brought her legs to my waist.
âLike this?â I ask knowing fully well how embarrassed she was having me doing this to her. Her cheeks were flushed and her thighs tensed. âHold on to me, I want to feel you scratch my body as I make you all fucking mine.â
âYes Daddy.â She whispered and I felt my cock turning to steel. Y/Nâs arms go around my shoulders and I lean lower to guide my body to tease her wet slit. I groan at the feeling and heard her let out a moan. I bit my lip and eased the tip inside. She was already squeezing me and I go deeper watching her expression closely.
âRelax for me.â I whispered and stopped my movements feeling her clenching harder. Her nails scratched my shoulder and eventually her velvet walls relaxed.
âIâm sorry. Iâve never felt someone this big.â She winced gently moving her hips up making me moan. I took the opportunity to go all the way inside and moaned at how good she felt.
âFuck. Tight little pussy on you, feels so fucking good on me.â I moan slowly moving my hips as she whimpered to feel me stretching her cunt. I reached my hand to hold her hip as I kept my thrusts slow to make sure she was adjusting to my size. I was really giving her the special treatment, might as well savor this. I lean closer to her face and kissed her softly. She moaned on my lips and I moved up for her legs to go onto my shoulders. She let out a surprised noise as her back landed onto the papers on the desk. I could careless about that shit right now.
âOh Y/N.â I groan as I move inside of her as her cunt started overflowing with her sweet juices. Her hold grew tight on me as I started to pound her into the desk. I couldnât hold myself back, it felt too fucking good.
âFuck! Daddy!â She whined as my hips seem to have control over me. Well fuck, I think I might be in love with her cunt. âGood girl, letting me have you like this.â I groaned feeling her clench down on my cock.
I growled as those perfect manicured nails dug into my skin and I pumped my cum deep inside this perfect pussy. I moan and dug deep to hit that special spot and watched her mouth hung open. Her eyes shut and tears roll down her cheeks. Fucking fuck fuck fuck! This mightâve been a mistakeâŚ.
#jeffrey dean morgan x reader#jeffrey dean morgan#negan x reader#negan smith#negan fic#negan#negan smith x reader#coach negan#negan au#negan smut
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Hey, could you write me a Yandere JUICY gay enemies to loves story? Male yandere enemy x male reader. For example, yandere is such a tsundere when it comes to his love for the reader and his way of showing his love comes out as insults, bullying, etc. and the reader just so hates Yandere but is unaware how much his mean insults, that sometimes come out as hella flirty and gay, turn on the Yandere or how they get incredibly flustered when reader corners them. Just make it hella obviously gay and perhaps with a one-sided sexual tension from the yanderes perceptive if you write NSFW that is, thanks! (You can ignore this request if you want, it's okay :))
Heck yeah I can! But be warned, I've never written nsfw, so it may be bad- but I'll try just for you, anon!
Yandere Enemy x Reader
M yan x M reader (slight context: y'all in college)
TW - general yandere behavior, NSFW, noncon, slight degration
Another day, another fight between you and Enemy!Yan. The people around you had pretty much become totally numb to your constant bickering.
But to be fair, they wouldn't have to put up with this if he wasn't such a massive prick. You never even did anything! He was the one who kept taunting you.
He shouldn't do that. Nearly every time you retaliate, he ends up fumbling to speak. He's such an idiot, can't take what he dishes out. Absolutely pathetic...
And so here you were. Today's little fight had you pinning him against a wall, trying to keep your voice relatively calm. You caught him taking pictures of you in the damn hall! He was definitely planning to do something with those.
"Don't act so special, I would never ruin my phone with pictures of you!" Lies. He was covering up for the fact that he absolutely was taking pictures of you.
But how could he not? It was your fault you were sexy! You were just infuriating to him. What gave you the right to make him so fucking turned on all the time?!
"Shut up before I make you. Delete those damn pictures." You pressed your body up against him further. You were so close that every breath he took filled his lungs with your scent. You really expected him to not get hard?
Please make him shut up. Please gag him with your cock. Please.
"I don't have pictures of your atrocious face. How thick is your damn skull?" Of course he didn't have pics of your face! Mostly- not from last night at least. He was more focused on your ass other things.
You grabbed his jaw, making him use every fiber of his being to not moan. You gave him a warning, making sure he knew bad things awaited him if you saw some dumbass pictures of you around campus. Oh to know what punishment you would give him...
"You want them gone so damn bad? Delete them yourself!" He wormed his way out from between you and the wall, running off with his phone held above his head.
And of course, you chased after him.
He ran, all the way to his dorm. He threw his phone on his bed, and of course, you went after it. That gave him the perfect chance to lock the door.
You found his phone already unlocked, and when you opened it...
"How do you have all these pictures of m-" He clamped his hand over your mouth before you could finish asking about the photos seemingly taken when you swore you were completely alone in your dorm.
"You're such a fucking tease, you know that?" His other hand slowly slid down your torso, working its way back up from under your shirt. "Always threatening me in ways you know will get me all hot and bothered, then not helping me out. How can you be so mean?"
He pushed you down further on the bed, starting to slowly grind against your thigh. His hand that was under your shirt, gliding over your chest, lowered further and further. All the way to your cock, grasping it through your pants.
You bit his hand as hard as you could, hoping it might help, but the action only elicited a pleasures whimper from him.
"Keep doing that, and make sure to lick it too. You'll need it for what I'm planning."
You squirmed as he lowered your pants and underwear in one swift motion, letting your cock spring free. Embarrassingly enough, you were already hard from all this.
"It's even better up close..."
He could help but give you a hand job. Slow and steady, savoring every second of this. He ran his fingers across each and every vein, keeping his thumb over your tip to stop you from cumming too soon.
Every now and then he'd surprise you; tightening his grip, increasing his speed, stopping for a brief moment just to get right back at it. He was turning you into a whimpering, pathetic mess.
"Fuck, you're so pathetic..." He let go of your mouth in order to hold your thighs apart slightly.
He moved his head between them, taking a nice long lick up your shaft before engulfing you with his mouth. He bobbed his head up and down, swirling his tongue around your tip and making you moan.
"Sto- ngh!~ Fuck..."
He chuckled at your attempt to tell him to stop, the sound vibrating around your dick.
You couldn't take it anymore. You grabbed his hair tightly, forcing yourself all the way down his throat as you came.
He eagerly swallowed your load, choking on it before releasing you from his mouth with a wet pop.
"Fuck, you taste damn good..." He groaned, wiping a few drops of your cum from his chin.
He mixed it with his own spit in his hand, using it to lube up his aching member before flipping you on your stomach and thrusting into you suddenly.
He could've cum right then and there just from feeling your tight asshole squeezing around him, but he held back. Well, not enough to keep himself from pounding into you, regardless of how ready you were or how much you wanted it.
His pace was brutal, every thrust seeming harder and harder. The only way he was able to keep (somewhat) silent was by trailing hickeys down your neck and shoulders, holding your head up by your hair.
"Such a good boy...you my bitch now?" Through grunts and moans he whispered in your ear. "This is what you get for being a damn tease. Fuck...yeah, you're my fucking bitch now. My little bitch boy..."
He started jerking you off again as he rearranged your guts, driving you closer to another climax.
"Now be a good whore and cum for me."
Yet again, as if your body just naturally wanted to do what he said, you bust a nut. And with a few more deep thrusts, so did he, painting your insides white.
He didn't pull out of you for a good few minutes, just laying there and holding you, until finally he whispered: "You didn't think I was done, did you?~"
I think this is the longest one I've done so far! I hope it was satisfactory!
#x reader#yandere x reader#yandere#blarsh writes#male x reader#male yandere#yandere x male reader#yandere x male darling#x male reader#male reader#yandere enemy#enemy yandere#yandere x you#yandere x darling
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