#ncis hawaii fanfiction

[crazyk-imagine]

Backup and Retired Agents

Pairing: Kai Holman x Female!reader

Characters: Female!reader, Jane Tenant, Kai Holman, Lucy Tara, Jesse Boone, Ernie Malik

Warnings: Fluff, classic ncis hawaii things, mentions of murders, weapons use, reader making stupid decisions, Kai being a simp, angst, fluff, reader running into danger, Jane shipping reader and Kai, Jesse and Lucy being siblings, Ernie being an icon

Word Count: 2,453

A/N: I tried finding ncis: hawaii fics and uh- nothing came up so, here we are

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You lean against the wall, pulling out your phone to call the one person you know can help.

"This is Tenant," she says, walking past her teams desks.

"Hey, girly."

She tilts her head, taking in your hushed tone. "You don't sound fine, everything okay?"

"Oh, yeah. I get into town for a brief meeting and then I'm being held down because some assholes want to-" You duck further into your hiding spot at the sound of footsteps. "Kill me."

Her shoulders tense up as she heads straight for the teams meeting room, already spotting them. "Where are you?" She places her phone on the table with everyone listening in, confused about their boss’s attitude. She gestures to Ernie to track the call.

"Abandoned mansion, I think?" You groan and grab your gun. "Jay, if anything happens-"

"Nothing's going to happen. We're going to find you."

"Not before they find me. I'm gonna have to split." You hang up and slowly step down the stairs. "Ernie?"

"I got her location but you're not going to like it."

"Why?"

"Isn't that where the drug dealers were?" Lucy chimes in.

"What is she doing there?"

"Based on the timeline of where the phone has been within the last two days, I'd say this is a kidnapping."

She sighs, knowing as soon as she saw that last name, she should have called you.

-

"Jesse, Lucy, you two take the front. Kai with me." Jane carefully steps ahead, searching all blind spots.

Kai grunts as his back hits the wall, bringing his arm up to elbow the guy punching his stomach.

Jane pulls the attacker off him and takes him down, giving Kai a few seconds to catch his breath.

In a team effort, they’re able to knock the man unconscious.

"We need to keep moving, we've checked every other room except the-"

The grunting and groaning of fighting drew the two into the kitchen.

You slide into the hallway, landing at her feet. You pull the emergency knife out of your boot and chuck it in the attacker's direction. "Tenant, get down."

She ducks as she and Kai pull you out of the doorway.

"Someone needs to go around back so we can catch this son of a bitch," you order the two.

"I'll go around back, you two stay here," Jane speaks to the two of you.

"I got nowhere else to go!" As soon as she rounds the corner, you look over your shoulder. "You cover me," you tell him.

He shakes his head. "I'm not letting you out of my sight."

"Keep sight on my back then." You charge into the kitchen and tackle down to the main guy who grabbed you from the airport.

Kai pushes himself off the ground, following you. He wonders how someone as risky as you could know someone as collected as his boss.

As soon as you're pushed out of the way, he grabs the guy and brings his elbow up before digging it into his back and then raising his knee to aim for his ribs.

Kai is kicked away, landing on his back, staring up at the ceiling while trying to catch his breath before he can help you.

You jump onto the guy’s back, wrapping your elbow around his neck.

You’re thrown over his shoulder and he set his boot on your neck. You struggle to keep the weight off you, kicking your feet the more you lose air.

"Freeze NCIS."

You don’t think you’ve ever been as excited to hear someone being arrested more than in this moment.

He removes his foot and places his hands on the back of your head.

"You plan on getting up any time soon?"

You shrug, "nah. I like the ground, it's my friend."

Lucy and Jesse glance at one another.

Kai holds his hand out for you to take.

"If I must." You grab his hand and misstep, gripping his hand tighter as his other arm wraps around your waist. "Woah, little lightheaded, thanks, cutie." You turn to your longest friend and ex-coworker. "Jay, we have a lot to talk about."

"Damn, right we do."

-

You two walk down the hallway, to the front door. "If it makes you feel better, I'm only here to see you and save my family. "

"What do you mean?" She wonders if you know what happened to him.

"He got involved in drug running, wanted out once he met his girl. They didn't like that, especially when they knew his sister was in the navy and had connections to take them down. I came down when they called, and said they needed my help. What's a sister to do other than come back from an early vacation to save them."

"Then you got grabbed and called me."

"Yeah."

"What else can you tell us about the people who grabbed you?"

You glance around the room, checking over each of her teammates. "They were assholes, " You blurt out.

Everyone but Jane tried to cover up their humor.

"Anything that can help us find the rest of the crew."

" Yeah, actually." You reach into your pocket. "This was in the trunk where they kindly shoved me."

"This matches the stuff we found a few days ago," Jesse adds. "Why was your brother involved in this?"

"He's an idiot and needed the money. Everybody knew he couldn't hold a job. Mom was hard on him once dad left and it was just her. He got into trouble, I was the one who saved him and was someone he looked up to."

"He wanted out and the boss wasn't happy. So, someone knew he called you and what happened then?" Jane asks.

"He disappeared," you tell them, not divulging into any more detail than that.

"You find him?"

"No." You run your hand over your face. "That's why I came here in person."

"We can help you."

"I don't want you or your team to get in trouble."

"You called to help and that's what you're getting."

You purse your lips. "And you all agree to this?"

"Anywhere Tenant goes, we go," Jesse tells you.

You let out a nervous breath. "Okay."

-

You should have listened; you should've stayed put when Jane told you to.

But you don't regret your decision though because going in and getting your brother's daughter is worth getting a fist in the gut, maybe you'll say this after (if you make it out).

-

Jane calls for you in the ear comm, "Pinstripe, what's your position? Hey, pinstripe. What's your position?" She sighs, "does anyone have eyes on her?"

Ernie calls Jesse, "uh- guys."

"What's going on Ernie? We're a little busy right now, we lost her."

"Yeah, thing is, her brother isn't there."

"What do you mean?"

"He's been dead since he tried getting out of, well, this."

"Then why is she here? Why drag us into it?"

"They killed his girlfriend when she got to the island and have been blackmailing her because they have his daughter."

"She never told us he had a kid."

"That's because he didn't want anyone to know in case this would happen. They were both trying to prevent the girl from getting involved. She thought she could save them both but when they killed his girlfriend, she knew it was only a matter of time before they came for her."

"Why not go for his sister?"

"At the time she was deployed but since then, she’s put in a notice for an early retirement and cleaned out her savings so-"

"They could run."

"Or put her up for adoption while she sacrifices her life for the family."

"Does Tenant know?"

"You were the first person I called because everyone else's phone is off... and I was hoping you would answer."

"Okay, anything else before we go in?"

"Nope, go save the day."

"Tenant?" He calls for her through the comm.

"What is it?"

"She's in there for her niece, her brother's been dead for the last four months. They killed his girlfriend two days ago."

"She's-" she sighs, "how many in there?"

"Four total, two hostages."

"On my count. Jesse, you go through the front. Lucy, side way. Kai, you're with me."

The two make their way round the back and slowly step towards the open back door and enter the room.

Jesse and Lucy have the two in cuffs by the time you noticed back up arrived.

You groan as another punch lands on your stomach.

Kai and Jane step behind him. "Hands up, NCIS.”

The guy doesn’t move.

“Drop your weapon and put your hands behind your head."

You're grabbed and held close to him, the cold metal pressed against your head. "Drop it or she dies, like her brother."

You clench your jaw at the words.

"You've already taken the family, isn't this enough?" Kai asks, taking a small step forward.

The guy hold you stretches his arm out, giving the two the opportunity to shoot him.

Jane steps towards the man and kicks his gun away before checking his pulse.

You stare up at the ceiling.

Jane gestures for Kai to stay with you while she checks on the others.

"You okay?"

"Just peachy, almost died twice but peachy keen."

"Yeah, but just think you're still here to see your niece grow up."

"I mean, yeah."

"That's something to look forward to."

The corners of your lips twitch, "you're right."

-

"You should have been honest."

"I could handle it."

"You almost died, twice."

"Maybe that was a distraction."

"I know how you work."

"You would have gotten my letter about my death plan."

"That's not funny."

"It's not meant to be but it does mean, I only trust you."

"And I appreciate the sentiment behind that, but this is about your life. You almost died today and lied to me."

"I did, I'm sorry about that but you understand why I did it."

"I do but that doesn't make it right. I want you to talk to me and trust that I can help you."

"I do, believe me, I do." You rub your hands over your face, "I just- I didn't want your family to lose you because you're there for them. I didn't- I didn't want to be the reason you died if you helped me."

She reaches across the table, holding your hand. "It would have been my choice and not your fault. You know we work together because we have each other's backs."

"I," you sniff. "I don't know what to say."

"We can start off with thank you and then... I can ask what's going on with you and Kai?"

You wipe the corner of your eyes before furrowing your brows. "What?"

"Kind of tall, perfect for you. You called him cutie, I think?"

"The one that pulled me up. He's adorable but not ready for a girl."

Jane purses her lips, tilting her head. "He is and I think he likes you."

"What makes you say that?"

She smirks, raining a brow. "He's staring at you from his desk."

You glance over your shoulder and watch as he quickly busies himself with fake paperwork before turning back towards you, catching your gaze, and turning away again. You sigh and move in the chair, turning back towards Jane. "He's not going to want to get with a single aunt."

"Never judge a book by its cover."

You roll your eyes, "I'm pretty sure I was the one who said that to you."

"And how does it feel to have your words thrown back in your face?"

"Not nice at all." You leave her to finish her paperwork and whatnot, deciding it's time to get your new life started. You grab the car seat and start walking down the walkway, stopping when your name is called. "Yes?"

"Wh- are you heading home now?"

"Actually, to a hotel, at least, until I find a home for us," you gesture to the sleeping girl.

"Right, right. Uh- well, did- did you have any plans for dinner?"

"Not particularly. Why? You offering?" You ask jokingly.

"I mean, if you really want to."

"Okay, before I say yes or no. I have one thing to say, and you need to listen."

"Okay."

"Do you really want to go out with me? Even if it's just for dinner because my life has changed, and I don't want to drag you into this."

"Hey, hey. I know things have changed for you but just because you're going to be taking on the role of a guardian, for a little girl who is lucky by the way, doesn't scare me."

The corner of your lips twitch, "good answer. I'm afraid we're going to need to do an at home dinner."

"That's fine by me."

"Hey," Jane sticks her head out of the door. "Alex and Julie are home right now, I told them I'm sending you over just for the night until you figure something out."

You narrow your eyes to her. "Convenient."

"Very, see you later. Kai?"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"Keep them safe."

He glances at you and gives his attention back to her. "Of course."

"That's what I like to hear."

-

You two share a nice meal together while figuring out how to take care of a growing baby. "I can see why my mom sent you two over."

You turn to Alex, "what makes you say that?"

"For one, the house has a happy vibe to it and what better place to have a first date than with her homemade spies."

"You tell her everything?"

He shrugs, "maybe, maybe not."

"You can't bargain with me, kid. I worked with your mother."

"Fine but don't expect me to keep quiet about this."

"I know we're going to have a long chat in the morning."

-

You gently close the door behind you, not wanting to wake up your niece. "Tonight was fun," you put your hands in your back pockets.

"It was."

"This suddenly feels awkward," you chuckle.

"A little but I think this was- today was crazy but I'm happy to have met you."

"Thanks for lifting me up when you did."

"It was no big deal."

You take a deep breath, "I guess I'll see you at some point tomorrow?"

He nods, "definitely."

The longer you stare, the bigger the smile stretches across both your lips.

You lean in, giving him a hug. "Take care and get home safe, okay?"

"Always."

You pull back and peck him on the lips before making your way back into the house.

You lean against the door, tracing your lips. "Oh god. Oh god. Oh god!"

"Well, that was adorable."

"Shut up, Jay." 

[xwandawidowx]

I miss them ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[ncis-yp]

Saint Tony (Tony DiNozzo x reader) part 1; fluff

You’d been working at NCIS for a few months. Gibbs saw you working for the police department. You were a detective that wasn’t taken seriously. You made observations and figured out things that the other cops didn’t, but you were so young, you were a girl. Nonetheless, Gibbs asked you to come work for him. And that’s how you met Tony.

You: I’m going drinking tonight with the girls.

You respond to his text. You hadn’t been talking to Tony for a long time, had only been friends since you started at NCIS.

Tony: Oh fun! What bar?

He replies he wasn’t gonna show up. He just wants to make sure you’re safe

You: Stevie’s

You say, a dc famous western themed bar/club known for its really good drinks and music but terrible violence. You had been fine in your past experiences, so you didn’t think much of it.

Tony: Taking a gun?

You: Mmm I thought about it but not tonight

Tony: Have a DD?

You: No we’re taking an Uber.

Tony: Well call me when you get home, or if you need anything

You: Okay thanks dad 😂. You joke.

Tony: Wow I care about you and all I get is sarcasm? Not even a promise of a kiss

You: Aww poor Tony… baby needs some attention.

Tony: I mean, I wouldn’t mind having you to myself tonight

You: Ooo maybe maybe.

Being with Tony seemed like such an amazing idea. As much as you wanted to play around before giving in, you were wanting to dive head first into him.

Tony: Well go have fun with those girls! Call me. Be safe (y/n).

The disappointment settled in as he changed into some pj pants and his hoodie. He heated up some leftovers and turned on a movie.

Time skip~

Tony was asleep in bed. Meanwhile a night at the bar turned to be you starving, drunk, and desperately searching for your phone. When you finally found it, you called Tony.

“DiNozzo” he says sleepily into the receiver end.

“Hey Tony. Would you mind picking me up?” You ask. Your words slurring into each other.

“Yea, I’m on my way” Tony sat up and swung his legs out of bed. Grabbing his keys and wallet he left the house. 15 minutes later Tony’s Mustang was running idle in front of the bar. You walked to the entrance where Tony was standing. You laid in his arms as he leaned against the door of his car, laughing.

“Tony Tony Tony” you say.

“(Y/n)” he laughed. “Let’s get you in the car”

“Okay okay” you were giggling. Body shaking against Tony’s as you did. Tony was smiling. You looked so beautiful. A black satin dress, your hair was messy now, a little mascara under your eyes, but that lipstick was unmoved. He helped you into the car, running to the other side to get in.

You had your head on his shoulder. He could feel your light breathing on his neck. While waiting at a red light he tried to look down at you, he found your eyes looking at him. You moved your body, a drunk hand lazily moving around his neck. He moved his face to looking at you completely as you laid your lips on his.

“Can I sleep with you tonight?” You whispered between kisses.

“Yes” he responds as he began driving to his apartment. Your hands all over his body. “(Y/n)” he moaned. He slowly started losing his composure. Dick hardening as he speedily drove to his apartment.

Tony was willing to admit that he wanted to have sex with you. But not drunk. He wanted you when you were sober. In his mind, if you love him sober, you’ll love him drunk. Not the other way around.

“Tony” you whispered in his ear.

“(Y/n)” he responded. Your hands still traveling around his body when he pulled up into the driveway. He parked the car and turned it off.

Once the two of you were inside, Tony took you to his bedroom. You drunkly got undressed. Tony had his back turned while you were pulling down your pants. He tossed one of his shirts on the bed.

“I’ll be back” he said and left the room retuning a few minutes later to see you sitting on the edge of the bed. “Brought baby wipes for your makeup” he shrugged crouching down to help you wipe it off.

You were smiling. You played with his hoodie strings while he cleaned off your face. Slowing down around your lips. You leaned down and kissed him. He kissed you back. Tony moved between your legs and you scooted back on the bed. The blankets already in disarray seeing as he was sleeping earlier.

“Tony…” you whisper palming him through his pajama pants. He shook his head, kissing you deeply.

He held your hips. Close to his.

“Fuck” he groaned as you moved against him.

He pressed his lips to yours one more time. You passionately kissed him back. He covered you with the blanket, as he noticed you were getting sleepier and sleepier.

“Goodnight gorgeous” he kissed you before cuddling next to you. You hummed in response.

[helloanxietyattack]

Last chapter of Strictly Business is up! (Plus some spice.)

I know, I know. I'm as shocked about it as you are.

Title: Ch. 6 - 'it ain't worth the overtime'

Summary: In which Ernie's Android ruins the group chat, Jesse and Kai get an A for effort, and Lucy realizes Jerry Jones has a type.

Oh, and maybe keep an eye out this weekend. Something new and fun might be coming your way.

[jessi-2021471]

Radiant in red: A captivating smile that draws in hearts effortlessly red

[westerngayfairytales]

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: NCIS: Hawai'i Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lucy Tara/Kate Whistler Additional Tags: Smut, Angst, Humor, 1x17, 2x01, Established Relationship, Jealousy, angsty smut, 1x07, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Tennant's slow rise into becoming a deity, 1x14, tenstler brotp, tensler brotp, First Kiss, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, post 1x20 Summary:

Collection of (mostly) unrelated one shots.

Tags for each chapter in the chapter's summary.

1: One last time (had she known). 1x17. Rated M. 2: The other one in which someone else is in Ernie's chair. 2x01. Rated G. 3: Palpitations. Post 1x22. Pre-2x01. Rated T to be safe. 4: Summer. Post 1x22. Rated G. 5: You're embarrassed by me. Rated G. 6: The Russo factor. Rated T. 7: Tide. Rated M. 8: Nightfall. Rated G. 9: Silver moon's sparkling. Rated G. 10: Fealty. Rated G. 11: Classic maneuver. Rated T. 12: Inevitable. Rated E. 13: The silly one. Rated G.

New one shot added. Much silliness.

[starkholme]

Oh but the amazing multi-talented tall blonde with a dead brother also has my heart

[echoes-of-realities]

Title: and when i’m back in chicago i feel it (another version of me)

Fandom: NCIS: Hawai'i

Relationship: Lucy Tara/Kate Whistler

Rating: General

Chapter Word Count: 7,088

Chapter: 5/5

[read from the beginning]

Chapter Summary: Lucy grumbles and scoots across the bed until she can throw an arm across Kate’s lap and bury her face against her hip. It’s far too early to function, and she wants nothing more than to curl up against her girlfriend and go back to sleep, 7:30 a.m. departure time be damned.

“You should probably think about getting up soon,” Kate says, somehow managing to sound both fond and admonishing all at once, “We have to leave for Chicago in an hour.”

“Don’t care,” Lucy whines, “Too comfy.”

“Come on, my sweet, I’ll make it worth your while,” Kate says, suggestion lacing her voice in a way that makes Lucy perk up a bit.

“Oh, yeah?” she asks, pulling back just enough to squint up at Kate in the faint blue light.

“Oh, yeah,” Kate says with a smirk, wiggling her eyebrows, “if you get out of bed right now, you’ll be greatly rewarded.”

Warmth pools in Lucy’s stomach and she hums in interest. “With what?”

“With,” Kate drawls as she traces a single finger down the side of Lucy’s face, causing goosebumps to break out over her whole body, “one last half hour of Whistler family time and a twelve hour trip home.”

Lucy groans and shoves her face back against Kate’s hip.

[chaosqueen1998]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: NCIS: Hawai'i Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kate Whistler & Noah Whistler, Lucy Tara/Kate Whistler, Lucy Tara & Kate Whistler Characters: Kate Whistler, Noah Whistler, Lucy Tara Additional Tags: One Shot, Kacytober 2022, Graduation, Alternate Universe - College/University, Noah is alive, Surprises, Fluff, Sibling Reunion, Implied/Referenced Homophobia Series: Part 3 of Kacytober 2022 Summary:

Noah surprises his sister at her graduation. He meets Lucy, Kate's girlfriend for the first time.

Day 3: Graduation

[avada-kedavra-bitch-187-films]

Omgggggggggg y’all they are making a spin off with tony and ziva on ncis

My dad told me that he heard it on the radio (we were talking about how Sam has been on ncis Sydney or one of them now that LA isn’t rlly on anymore) and now i have to keep it a secret which isn’t fun

My dad is gonna tell my sister because she was destroyed when ziva “died” and when she came back she flew out the chair got carpet burn and like threw a laundry basket so we keeping it a secret so we can get the reaction

[crazyk-imagine]

Mutual Crush Headcanon

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- You've known each other for ages (since you were younger) - You were the only one he kept in touch with when he left - He knew he could talk to you about anything and not be judged (unless he said something stupid, then you'd be on him) - You never knew why he kept you close when he and your cousin were closer - She always teased you about your crush on him but stopped when he left - You strategically bring him up when talking to her if you needed to after he left - You knew Jesse from Kai's team because of the kids after school programs - Kai always remembered you being on to go above and beyond for the community - When he first returned and Hina saw him, after punching him and he told her about you knowing he'd returned, you can bet she came after you - Then you happened to walk in when one of Jesse's kids wanted to visit their dad because they needed something, you can bet Kai was shook - Was not expecting you to know the team or being able to help if they needed it - He always kept work separated from you when he wanted to talk and have dinner - His dad teased him about you all the time (and he did the same to you when you came to the restaurant) - Imagine his surprise when he heard you've been the manager for his dad's restaurant - Lucy and Ernie always pushing him to ask you out - Jane and Jesse offering advice to help smooth things over or how to ask you out - He never knew you kept an eye on his dad, not until you got caught in the cross fire while he was on duty - He was the first one to help you with whatever you needed - Inoki loves you and this dog loves everyone but when he sees you (Kai has to fight for your attention) - He was pissed when Sola came into play and he flirted with you any chance he got with that stupid accent of his - If you wanted to hear an accent, all you have to do is ask, anyway- - The only reason you two went on a date was because everyone tricked you two - They all came up with an excuse to not show up at his dad's restaurant, leaving you two alone (even Sola helped) - Hina was happy the two of you made up your minds and decided to ask each other out - Jesse always teased him about future little ones - Lucy and Ernie tried to get him to talk about your relationship - Jane was there to offer advice - Whistler and C.C. were just there to lend an ear or call for backup if he needed it - Team barbecues were way more fun after that

[slutforsilverfoxes]

I have so many WIPs I should be working on but instead my brain is like “but what if? NCIS? meet H50? story??”

So there’s that 😐

And yes I know there’s an H50 x NCIS LA crossover but ITS NOT THE SAME THING OKAY I WANT GIBBS AND TONY AND TIM

[xwandawidowx]

Wifeys 💍🩷

[ejzah]

Can you writing something about the other teams finding out Densi are married?

A/N: I’m not super familiar with the current cast of NCIS, aside from Jimmy, Tim, and Vance, and have only seen Hawaii during the crossover. So I hope this is alright. I’ve also approached this in a slightly different way than requested. It is highly implausible.

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Crazy and We Know It

Sam and Callen lead the trek back into the mission, closely followed by Parker and Jane, with Kensi and Deeks trailing a few feet behind. Deeks felt the first waves of stress induced exhaustion creeping in, making him drag a little as they walked into the bullpen.

“You guys did good work today,” Parker told them, glancing around at the agents gathered throughout the room. Sam shared a vaguely annoyed look with Callen, who gave the briefest roll of his eyes.

“Thanks, Parker,” Sam said, the words underlaid with sarcasm. “

“You’re all a little eccentric,” Jane added. “It works surprisingly well for your team.”

“And you guys didn’t totally suck either,” Deeks joked.

Jane had the good grace to look apologetic. “I just meant we didn’t know a whole lot about you guys. You have to admit you’re pretty secretive.”

“Well, it comes in handy for our undercover work,” Kensi explained, tapping Deeks’ chest with the back of her hand. “You should see some of Deeks’ aliases. He’s one of the best.”

“You mean like Artie?” Callen asked with a smirk.

“Yeah, I don’t think they need to hear about Artie just now.” Deeks shot Callen a brief glare. Artie was the not the kind of guy you rolled out for a first impression.

“We’ve heard a lot about your covert operations and aliases,” Parker said. “I’m impressed your dedication in particular. It takes a lot of effort and skill to maintain a detailed cover for so long.” He gestured to Kensi and Deeks.

“What cover are your talking about? We haven’t had any long term operations for a while,” Kensi said slowly, brows knitted in confusion.

“Your marriage, of course. I’ve seen some of the wedding photos. It’s very believable.”

Deeks’ eyes widened as he suddenly realized what was going on. “You think we’ve been faking our relationship for the job.”

“Oh, if only it was fake,” Sam muttered, sharing a commiserating look with Callen.

“Wait, you two are really together?” Jane checked in apparent disbelief.

“Yep.” Deeks put an arm around Kensi’s waist, as she leaned up to kiss his cheek. Parker gaped at them.

“We’ll celebrate our fourth anniversary this March,” Kensi added with a slightly defiant smile.

“Unbelievable.” Parker shook his head. “Don’t you think that causes a conflict of interest and puts your team at risk?”

“Eh, they’d be more distracted apart,” Sam said. “Believe me.”

“Plus you don’t know what a relief it was when they stopped moping over each other.”

“Ok, we did not mope,” Deeks objected.

“Or the flirting disguised as banter,” Callen continued gleefully. “They spent a lot of time talking about raccoons, knives, and water.”

“It was a frozen lake,” Kensi corrected testily. “And you are totally misrepresent things. They were metaphors.” She turned to address a bemused Jane and Parker. “We’re a lot calmer now.”

“Tell that to someone who attended your wedding. One word: Russians.”

“Hey, that one’s all one Deeks.” Holding up here hands, Kensi absolved herself of any responsibility.

“Wait, what happened with Russians?” Jane asked with mild apprehension.

Deeks spoke up before Callen could interceded. “It was a beautiful day that I will remember for the rest of my life.”

“And almost didn’t happen when a Russian tried to kidnap you.”

“It was a case of misplaced affection. And definitely not creepy at all.”

“You know what, I don’t think I need to know any more,” Jane decided.

“Probably for the best,” Deeks agreed. “So, you want to stop over for a drink and meet our daughter?”

***

A/N: I acknowledge that the comment about the team being secretive is fairly inaccurate at this point since every body and their cat has visited the boat shed. I’m also not sure if other teams would already know about Kensi and Deeks.

Thanks for the prompt!

[helloanxietyattack]

Endings are sad. Let's talk about new beginnings.

Call it an ode to NCIS: Hawai'i and the love of my life (I mean soccer, sorry baby).

That's right, folks! It's a soccer AU! Jane, Jesse, and Lucy coach a division 2 men's professional team in the USL. Kate gets hired as the team reporter. Exactly what you'd expect ensues. If you liked the first 30 seconds of the pilot, then you'll love this fic.

In the first chapter, Kate meets the team, Jane knows more than she's telling, and Lucy loses her hat. Vibes are a cross between "Starting Over" by Chris Stapleton and something closer to this:

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Are there any fanfics about ncis characters watching the show? Not seen any. Maybe I need to write one myself. Who would be interested in reading?