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Nathan Outlaw at Al Mahara, Dubai

by nateg83

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Couture, Kulinarik und kreative Choreografien: Die Unterhaltungshighlights an Bord von Cunard 2025

Das Jahr 2025 verspricht ein Feuerwerk aus exquisiter Unterhaltung, beeindruckender Kunst und kulinarischen Genüssen auf den legendären Schiffen der Cunard Line. Ob Fashion-Liebhaber, Kulturinteressierte oder Tanzbegeisterte – das vielfältige Programm an Bord lässt keine Wünsche offen. Couture: Die Welt der Mode auf der Queen Mary 2 Die Transatlantic Fashion Week kehrt auch 2025 zurück und wird…

[stardreamer28]

does a ship ever just strike you by how beautiful they are? not just physical appearance, but the chemistry, how they act or speak together, and if you're lucky how natural the portrayers are together. the little touches or glances that are added makes each scene just so unf that you can't breathe for a few moments and when they're not onscreen the next scene you just wonder what life was....

[prollymad]

Icy Girl Dethklok cover

does this mean anything to you?

[asknathantheenderdragon]

Hank: I couldn't grab his body

[unchartedperils]

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Maybe if I don’t forget about this, I can make my women+Nathan Drake suffer.

Now introducing the prompt list for Whumpmas in July 2032! 

Thank you for patiently waiting! We will be implementing a couple of new changes! We will not be reblogging any creations this year and will instead keep this blog as a space to only post the prompts, tags, and relevant information. We will post the tag for each day, and we ask that you use two tags when filling prompts this year so that others may find your creations easily:  Tag 1 —> #wij23day__ (Fill in the blank with the appropriate day number for the prompt you are filling! For example, if you are doing the prompt for day 21, make sure to tag your post with #wij23day21. Of course, feel free to use any other relevant tags too!)

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The prompts are divided into three categories: questions, prompts, and community activities. Everyone is free to participate as much or as little as they want–there’s no completionist requirement! This list provides a preview of the prompts, but on each day a more detailed post will be released with more context and additional suggestions for each day’s task. Similar to previous years, all prompts and other important information will be found under the #infowhumpmasinjuly tag and #infowij23 for ease of access. This blog will also use the tags #wijquestion , #wijcommunity , and #wijprompt respectively for each post so that you can filter and find the type of prompts you’d like to do. 

Below the cut is a text list of this year’s prompts:

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[brokehorrorfan]

The People's Joker will be released on Blu-ray, DVD, and VHS on August 13 via Altered Innocence. Sister Hyde designed the artwork for the 2022 trans superhero parody film.

Vera Drew makes her feature directorial debut from a script she co-wrote with Bri LeRose. Drew also stars with Kane Distler, Nathan Faustyn, Lynn Downey, and David Liebe Hart. Tim Heidecker, Bob Odenkirk, Maria Bamford, and Scott Aukerman make cameos.

A 24-page comic book is included. Special features are listed below.

Audio commentary by writer-director-actress Vera Drew

Audio commentary by writer-director-actress Vera Drew and actor Nathan Faustyn

Audio commentary by assorted cast and crew

Discussion with director Vera Drew and Corpses, Fools, and Monsters authors Willow Catelyn Maclay and Caden Mark Gardner

Queebso TV

Behind-the-scenes

Trailers

A closeted trans girl moves to Gotham City to make it big as a comedian by joining the cast of UCB Live – a government-sanctioned late night sketch show in a world where comedy has been outlawed. As mainstream success eludes our heroine, leading her to unite with a ragtag team of rejects, misfits, and a certain love interest named Mister J, "Joker the Harlequin" is born again as a confident (and psychotic) joker on a collision course with the city’s fascist caped crusader. Vats of feminizing chemicals, sexy cartoon interludes, scarecrow psychiatrists, CGI Lorne Michaels, and psychedelic gender dysphoria all play supporting roles.

Pre-order The People's Joker.

[haveyoulistenedtothispodcast]

Summary:

Two podcasts in one feed! Campaign finished in 2018, but Campaign: Skyjacks is still ongoing.

Campaign - "The Crew of the Mynock were wannabe rebel outlaws who found a family together on the run from the Empire." It's a very funny Star Wars TTRPG and quite a ride. It's also finished, so you don't have to wait to binge it. Don't worry if you don't know anything about Star Wars, previous knowledge is not required. Either it'll be explained in game or the cast will improvise it into something else entirely.

Campaign: Skyjacks - "Campaign: Skyjacks takes place in an original setting inspired by folktales and classic adventure fiction. James D’Amato leads Liz Anderson, John Patrick Coan, Tyler Davis, Johnny O’Mara, and– in recent episodes– Nathan Blades as they tell a tale of daring sky pirates, giant birds, and the terror of a cursed sea. It’s funny, dramatic, and at times emotionally devastating." This is another TTRPG with a lot of improv comedy, a sincerely in-depth and compelling world to play in, and a great cast of characters that bounce off each other in the best ways possible. Take flight!

[the-writerwoman]

@bewarethecourt Here we are! Your Western AU! I won’t lie, it’s had me in its grips as I love the fact that Logan is the outlaw here. I’ve been OBSESSED.

So I hope you like it 😊 and I hope everyone else does too!

@its-in-the-woods here’s your tag as I forgot to do it for the Shrek AU 😂

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The desert sun beat down on the small, dusty town outside as Wade Wilson, better known to the world as Deadpool, the insane bounty hunter, lounged in his office with the epitome of lazy confidence. His boots rested on the edge of his desk, his chair tilted back precariously, and his wide-brimmed hat pulled low over his face. To the casual observer, he looked like he didn’t have a care in the world. But anyone who knew him understood that Wade’s relaxed demeanor was as dangerous as a rattlesnake coiled and ready to strike.

The creak of the door broke the stillness. Wade didn’t bother to move as Nathan Summers, Sheriff Summers to most, stomped in like he owned the place.

“Wilson,” Nathan growled, his gravelly voice cutting through the quiet.

“Ah, my favorite lawman,” Wade drawled, pushing his hat up just enough to flash Nathan a wide, toothy grin. “What brings you to my humble abode? Need me to scare off some rowdy cattle rustlers? Or are you just here to bask in my radiant charm?”

Nathan didn’t bother with pleasantries. He slapped a wanted poster down onto Wade’s desk. The face of Logan, the infamous outlaw known as the Wolverine, stared back at him.

“I need your help,” Nathan said, crossing his arms. “Leader of the most notorious gang this side of the Rio Grande. Robbed five banks in the last two months. Pulled a train heist just last week. Killed two deputies. Wanted dead or alive. He’s managed to evade capture so far, so we’re having to resort to,” he grimaced, his gaze dripping with disdain as he looked Wade up and down, “other means.”

Wade’s grin widened as he picked up the poster, studying Logan’s ruggedly handsome face. “Dead or alive, huh? My specialty. I’ll have him in a week. Two tops.”

Nathan scowled. “Just don’t go causing more trouble. Or wrecking shit like last time. The church still ain’t fully fixed.”

“You wound me, Summers.” Wade clutched his chest in mock offense. “I’m a professional. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got an outlaw to catch.”

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Tracking Logan down wasn’t easy, but Wade wasn’t just any bounty hunter. He was thee bounty hunter. Deadpool always got his man. By the time he caught up to Logan, the moon was high in the sky, casting a silver glow over the riverbank where the outlaw sat, sharpening his knife.

Wade stepped out of the shadows, his hands resting casually on his gun belt. “Well, well, well. If it isn’t the Wolverine himself. Gotta say, I expected someone taller.”

Logan froze for a moment, then slowly stood, his piercing eyes narrowing as he took in Wade’s figure and signature red mask. “You must be Deadpool,” he remarked, his voice calm but edged with menace. “Heard about you. Reckon this is the part where you try to take me in.”

Wade smirked. “You reckon right. Though I gotta admit, you’re even prettier in person. Didn’t think outlaws were allowed to look this good. Seems unfair.”

Logan’s lip curled in a snarl, and in an instant, he lunged. The bounty hunter laughed, sidestepping the attack with ease.

“You’re feisty,” Wade said, dodging another swing. “I like that in a man.”

The fight that followed was a whirlwind of skill and fury. Logan’s strikes were calculated and brutal, while Wade’s movements were almost playful, a maddening dance of evasion and counterattacks. Finally, Wade managed to pin Logan to the ground, his knife pressed to the outlaw’s throat.

“Alright, peanut,” Wade said, looking down at him. His mask obscured his expression, but his voice dripped with amusement. “I can take you in warm, or I can take you in cold. And don’t tell anyone I said that, it’s from a completely different Disney franchise, and I don’t need the mouse on my tail.”

To his surprise, Logan grinned, teeth flashing in the moonlight. “You’re good,” he admitted, his voice rough but tinged with something like admiration. “Haven’t had this much fun in a fight in years.”

Before Wade could quip back, he was suddenly yanked off Logan and slammed into the dirt. When he looked up, he found himself surrounded by Logan’s gang. Scott, Jean, Ororo, and Hank.

Scott, ever the serious one, glared down at him. “We should kill him. He’s a bounty hunter. You know he’ll come after us again.”

“Yeah, I know,” Logan said, brushing dirt off his shirt as he rose to his feet. He glanced at Wade with a dark smirk. “But killing him now would be too easy. Tie him to the tree.”

Scott frowned, clearly unhappy with the decision. “That’s reckless, Logan. You know what he’s capable of.”

Logan’s expression hardened. “I said tie him up. You got a problem with that, Scott?” The others looked between them, uncertainty filling the air as Scott argued with their leader.

Scott hesitated for a long moment before reluctantly obeying. Muttering curses under his breath, he bound Wade’s hands and hauled him over to a nearby tree, securing him tightly.

As Logan and his gang mounted their horses, preparing to ride off, Wade called after him, amusement in his voice. “See you soon, peanut!”

Logan paused, glancing back at him. For a moment, something unspoken passed between them, a challenge of sorts. Then Logan tipped his hat, smirked, and rode off into the night.

Wade leaned back against the tree, chuckling to himself. “Oh yeah,” he giggled. “This is gonna be fun.”

[angstandhappiness]

Adorable

if mk, mei, and red son were squires for the knights of the round table, who's squires would they be?

OK OK I THINK I GOT IT (anon forgive me for my late reply, I wanted time to plan this out)

with Mei, I can see her being a squire to Percival bc she would love training that’s focused on strength and wearing sleeveless uniform, OR Gwaine bc chaotic man meets chaotic girl and goes “ah she was just like me” (Also they do share being children of the wealthy but desiring to be separated from that or have the freedom to be themselves without the restrictions that come with nobility/wealth soooooooo!

Red Son I feel is super picky and would not be a big fan of Gwaine (who would join Mei in teasing him), so imma go with Leon and:or Elyan because Leon is a by the book knight and Red Som seems like a type A kind of person. however, I also say Elyan because while Elyan is someone who would take squire training seriously, he wouldn’t say no to having some fun and might approach it better than Gwaine or Lancelot (man’s too noble for his taste and also the duality of him freaks Red Son out)

MK would be Lancelot’s squire (Wukong can never know, the jealous little shit). both guys have a goal to protect and be good and both have a very black & white outlook on morality (meaning, swk saved the townspeople from dbk and is therefore a hero, or Merlin used magic to help aid me in defeating the griffin therefore he proves magic can be a force for good)

ngl MK would internalize all of Lancelot’s teaching about honor and the code but also he would be a great encourager and be patient enough to help walk MK through areas he isn’t that good at. also, Lancelot is great at giving advice (something MK always craves and yet receives the bare minimum— tho good advice he DOES get is ignored by him), so he can also help there

[halcantdothat]

murderface age regression headcanons!!

paci edits at the end!!

🫘🥫🍻🖕🍻🥫🫘

*pet & age regressor

*little age is around 6-7 but still uses gear for a younger age range for comfort

*puppy regressor, teeths a lot and uses a paci but cannot keep it in his mouth for more than a few minutes at a time

*main caregivers are knubbler and nathan. the rest of the band (minus toki) will also help out if necessary . charles will act as a “nanny” sometimes.

*knubbler is trusted with the “fun” things like playing or watching movies and general supervision, but not so much with emotions

*nathan is pretty much the only person mf is comfortable with falling asleep with, and so nathan is usually in charge of putting him to sleep. also deals with tantrums and emotional outburst, which are increased while regressed

*mf needs a bedtime story and likes nathan’s voice

*mf’s regression is very much so trauma based and happens to make up for his “lost childhood” and overwhelming emotions. dealing with him while regressed is very touchy because he is extremely reactive and emotional. he has comfort items that need to be on him 24/7 while regressed

*these items are an old stitched up plushie from his childhood and a mouse skull he found while playing. will throw a fit if he cannot feel them on him, even if they are still there. he needs to be able to feel their weight and texture.

*sensory sensitivity is extremely heightened, so he needs to be in comfortable clothing (old t-shit, pajama pants, pajama pants, etc.) while regressed to avoid a meltdown. he can usually get dressed himself but does like the attention and care of being dressed by someone else.

*still very fixated on his morbid interest while regressed, has a taxidermy squirrel that he formed an emotional attachment to

*will touch dead & rotting things (including dead klokateers) with no self-restriction so needs to be supervised around mordhaus

*collects bones and teeth

*will treat caregivers like parents and call them mom/dad.

*very sensitive to sudden noises because of his trauma + sensory sensitivity

*give him southern comfort food and play outlaw country for him and he will be calm for an hour.

*still hates being bathed but does begrudgingly enjoy having his hair washed and likes when his hair is soft while regressed. once in a blue moon chance to get his hair healthy and body clean so charles takes advantage of it. will fall asleep in bath though.

*roughhouses and play fights. will bite and chew on everything, needs something in his mouth 24/7 because he WILL damage a lot of shit. will chew his cheeks and lips if nothing else is available.

*protective over food, will not let other people touch his food after being prepared, only lets nathan give him food and has to watch him make it or open it. will give bits of his food to whoever is caring for him as a silent thank you and throws a tantrum if they do not eat it

*loooves cuddling but is very embarrassed about it and will need the other person to engage first. especially likes the vibrations of someone’s chest. bad body temp regulation so will either need to be completely wrapped in a blanket or with as much skin out as possible

*likes to watch old cowboy movies and will rant about them incoherently. also shows and movies like MASH, columbo, stripes, the dirty dozen.

*any kind of comedy with bill murry. also forces his caregivers to rewatch the cornetto trilogy a lot. also south park .

*crude humor but in a weird childish way unlike how he usually is. uses mismatched curse words. and his jokes make a lot less sense. imitates characters and makes references to movies and shows. repeats phrases the other guys will say, lots of echolalia and makes a lot of noises

*gets emotionally tired very quickly when regressed so needs rest time and honestly just needs to be cared for, despite being at a mental age where he is not dependent on people. he still had a lot of trauma during that age and uses regressing to cope with that.

*prefers to be mostly independent but needs the care to stay stable and content. will still engage in harmful coping while regressed like hitting his head, pulling his hair, and scratching at himself. he does need support even if he acts like he does not or explicitly denies it

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he just needs some love and attention because of his unstable childhood and large amount of trauma. he can be really hard to deal with (regressed and regularly) but it is something he needs to cope.

[nisiedrawsstuff]

Nisie's Year in Books | 2024

books i read this year (its pretty much all queer romance)

Top 5 Reads of 2024

Limited to books released in 2024 only (otherwise how the fuck do i choose???).

Prince of Agony (Perilous Courts #6), Tavia Lark

Swordcrossed, Freya Marsk

What Feasts at Night (Sworn Soldier, #2), TJ Kingfisher

Don't Want You Like a Best Friend (Mischief & Matchmaking #1), Emma Alban

The Captive's Curse (Twilight Mages Book 2), Eliot Grayson  

Full review list under cut

Purple are queer romance books I would recommend! Pink are other books I would recommend!

Captain's Surrender, Alex Beecroft ★★★☆☆ Jan 2024 I feel sure that i have read this before but it's not in my good reads history so I'm adding it now. Overall an enjoyable book but there was a bit too much gay angsting for my tastes, I don't care for stories with moral or religious dilemmas over being queer. Naval bits were fun and exciting. Not sure how their Happy Ending is supposed to work with them both being captains but my best wishes to them  

Hunting the Spy, Tyler Flynn ★★★☆☆ Jan 10, 2024 Didn't really like this book until the last 20% or so. Nathan is really unlikeable and mean to his beloved, Peter, who is precious and sweet and never did anything wrong. It wasn't until Nathan realized he loved and trusted Peter and begrudgingly accepted his help that story became interesting.  

On a Lee Shore, Elin Gregory ★★★☆☆ Jan 25, 2024 Very slow burn. Main character is slightly annoying but he comes around eventually.  

Twisted Tome, Vanora Lawless ★★★★☆ Jan 29, 2024 Fun plot, likeable characters, but I feel like it could have done with more editing. There were many parts that felt too long.  

Slippery Creatures (The Will Darling Adventures, #1), K.J. Charles ★★★★☆ Feb 08, 2024 ok so i will never like Kim and Will as much as Daniel and Archie, but they are similarly shaped hot messes so I love them anyways, and this was probably my 3rd reread of this book.  

The Stablemaster's Heart (Tales of Lilleforth #2), Sarah Honey ★★★☆☆ Feb 11, 2024 Characters were likeable but the writing felt strangely YA for a book with constant and detailed sex scenes.  

The Sugared Game (The Will Darling Adventures, #2), K.J. Charles ★★★★★ Feb 24, 2024 I absolutely love how messy these guys are!! and the cameos by some characters from Think of England/Proper English !!!!! (also a reread)  

Subtle Blood (The Will Darling Adventures, #3), K.J. Charles ★★★★★ Feb 28, 2024 KIMMMMMMM WHY ARE YOU YOU????  

The Larks Still Bravely Singing, Aster Glenn Gray ★★★★☆ Mar 02, 2024 I mostly enjoyed this book but the ending was a bit underwhelming and it felt like there wasn't really any closure or character growth. But they did end up together so that was good.  

Ghost Star Night (Sea of Stars, #1), Nicole Kimberling ★★★☆☆ Mar 11, 2024 Didn't enjoy as much as last time. It's still batshit crazy and the mcs are likeable but the plot is so fucking wild???  

Tramps and Vagabonds, Aster Glenn Gray ★☆☆☆☆ Mar 12, 2024 DNF at 50%. Honestly I thought it was boring and didn't seem like the plot was going anywhere  

Heir of Starlight (Sea of Stars, #2), Nicole Kimberling ★★★★★ Mar 24, 2024 This is a wierd ass book, and I don't know why I like it as much as I do, but here we are - I enjoyed this book where the love interest is trapped in the body of an orangutan.  

King's Man (Outlawed #1), Sally Malcolm ★★★★☆ Mar 29, 2024 Good tension happy ending, likeable characters and side characters.  

A Botanical Daughter, Noah Medlock ★★☆☆☆ Apr 05, 2024 DNF after part 1 of 3. Simon and Gregor just didn't feel like good or likeable people and I just didn't feel interested in following them on their journey. Their relationship dynamic didn't feel happy or healthy either since Gregor seems to constantly bully Simon and ignore his feelings and concerns. Lastly, I'm sorry but digging up the corpse of your housekeeper's bff without consent and experimenting on it in the basement is a line I don't think protagonists should cross. Personally I would give this a 1 star but it gets an extra because it has potential. I think the story would have worked better and been more interesting if it was entirely told from Jenny's perspective, since she's the only likeable character (as far as I read)..  

The Royal Curse (Twilight Mages, #1), Eliot Grayson ★★★★☆ Apr 08, 2024 I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would  

What Feasts at Night (Sworn Soldier, #2), T. Kingfisher ★★★★☆ Apr 28, 2024 LET ALEX EASTON FUCK A MONSTER!  

The Scottish Boy, Alex de Campi ★★★☆☆ May 2024 This started off strong and it was shaping up to be one of my favorite books. Then it turned sideways and the plot stopped making sense. Still have very mixed feelings about this.  

Finding You, Finding Me, Bailey Queen ★★☆☆☆ May 04, 2024 The romance between Henry and Will felt forced. It felt like Henry had more romantic tension with his friend/superior Giordano than Will.  

Knight of Nights, Karin Kallmaker ★★☆☆☆ May 10, 2024 Plot didn't really seem to go anywhere and it ended surprisingly abruptly. Didn't like the coin's melodramatic and mysterious comments. Skyra and Kirstine were likeable characters but their romance felt a bit forced. I wanted to like this but there was too much that wasn't to my taste  

Crowns and Swords (Royalty & Romance, #1), J.L. Meyrick ★★☆☆☆ May 22, 2024 i don't remember this at all  

A Nobleman's Guide to Seducing a Scoundrel (The Doomsday Books, #2), K.J. Charles ★★★★★ May 28, 2024 The spicy sequel I have been waiting for!! Luke is absolutely hands down one of my favorite characters.  

The Secret Lives of Country Gentlemen (The Doomsday Books, #1), K.J. Charles ★★★★★ May 30, 2024 this is the good stuff  

Wine and War: The French, the Nazis, and the Battle for France's Greatest Treasure, Don Kladstrup ★★★★★ May 31, 2024 A NON FICTION BOOK!!! IT IS GOOD  

A Rulebook for Restless Rogues (Lucky Lovers of London, #2), Jess Everlee ★★★★☆ Jun 02, 2024 This book had a lot going on, possibly too much?  

The Gentleman's Book of Vices (Lucky Lovers of London, #1), Jess Everlee ★★★★☆ Jun 06, 2024 First time I tried this book I quit in the first chapter. (The scenes in the molly house were annoying) Second time I held on and made it through to the actual plot which was entertaining and the couple was delightful.  

The Oak and the Ash (The Old Bridge Inn #3), Annick Trent ★★★★★ Jun 17, 2024 Absolutely loved this book!!! Just average working folks trying pursue their dreams and build a relationship while earning a living and avoiding the trouble the aristocracy creates! A wonderful blend of realism, hopefulness and cosy.  

Harvest Season (The Old Bridge Inn series), Annick Trent ★★★★☆ Jun 19, 2024 hell yeah lesbians! workers!  

Bound to the Wild Fae (Fortune Favors the Fae, #3), Tavia Lark ★★★★★ Jun 21, 2024 Absolutely adorable romance!!! Love Yarrow's immediate need to protect his small human!!!  

Silk & Sand (Seth & Raider #1), Katherine Diane ★★★☆☆ Jul 2024 i can't even begin to describe how wacky this series is.  

Hothouse Bloom (Ramsbury Estate, #1), Hannah Morse ★★★★☆ Jul 06, 2024 Overall a perfectly fine little story but could have used finer proofreading  

Don't Want You Like a Best Friend (Mischief & Matchmaking #1), Emma R. Alban ★★★★☆ Jul 11, 2024 Generally I liked this, the characters were likeable, their relationships with their parents were wonderful, and their friendships with cousins and such was sweet. There were a few spots I felt the characters did unlikely things to advance the plot but overall a fun read.  

A Bluestocking's Guide to Decadence (Lucky Lovers of London, #3), Jess Everlee ★★★☆☆ Jul 15, 2024 Overall pretty good but there were some moments where it felt like "eating your vegetables". I love Jo but Emily's perspective was a bit tedious at times.  

The Lighthouse Keeper, Liv Rancourt ★★☆☆☆ Jul 20, 2024 It felt like there were too many plot threads that didn't always make sense. The romance between Rafe and Vincent felt a bit forced.  

The Duke at Hazard (Gentlemen of Uncertain Fortune, #2), K.J. Charles ★★★☆☆ Jul 24, 2024 I didn't particularly enjoy this book. Cassian wasn't likeable until a good way through the book and the villain was too mustache twirling and over the top bad guy. Meanwhile Daizell was perfect and did nothing wrong!!!  

The Captive's Curse (Twilight Mages Book 2), Eliot Grayson ★★★★☆ Jul 26, 2024 Highly entertaining and spicy! Cyril was incredibly annoying and I have no idea how Enzo puts up with him but to each their own.  

Silver & Gold (Seth & Raider #2), Katherine Diane ★★☆☆☆ Aug 03, 2024 I r really wanted to like this book, but the ratio of action to romance was off. 90% of this book was sex or talking through trauma. It got to the point where I would skip over sex scenes and dialogue, because how many times do you need to know that raider and Seth have hot sex, and that they love each other enough to work through trauma. It's fine, we don't need to know all the details!!! The last 10% of the book was enjoyable, because that's when the plot finally kicked in.  

Never Darling (Fortune Favors the Fae, #6), Sam Burns ★★★☆☆ Aug 06, 2024 It was a bit strange that this story was set almost entirely in the human world with fairies just kind of being there at the end. I think the concept for the story was interesting but the slow burn over 3-4 years was implausible. A lot happens in 3 years and you're just not going to remember someone who stopped by once! Meanwhile the background story with Everett and Peter actually seemed more interesting than the main story. I also just don't like stories with hot rich nice guys who just swoop in and solve all of a poor person's problems. Not my kind of fantasy. I think overall it was a taste mismatch for me, and people with different tastes than me will probably enjoy it.  

Prince of Poison (Fortune Favors the Fae, #7), Alice Winters ★★☆☆☆ Aug 08, 2024 This felt like 2 books smashed into one - there wasn't enough clues for the reader to understand the layers until 60% through. The plot was convoluted and relied too much on characters explaining it. Lastly the language and dialogue felt really off, they all sounded like teenagers instead of fantasy characters. I'm not exactly expecting Tolkien, but am expecting significantly less "like"s and "I guess" es. Overall I think this had the potential to be a great story but could have used stronger editing.  

The Queer Principles of Kit Webb (London Highwaymen, #1), Cat Sebastian ★★★★★ Aug 11, 2024 BE GAY DO CRIME THE NOVEL  

Prince of Agony (Perilous Courts #6), Tavia Lark ★★★★★ Aug 16, 2024 WOW OH WOW this is SO GOOD!!!!! KAZIA IS MY BESTEST BABY BOY SO SAD, SO TRAGIC SO PURPLE!! (and yes i have read it 3 times already) .

The Necromancer's Light, Tavia Lark ★★★★★ Aug 18, 2024 Charming romance! Love an opposites attract! They're an adorable couple - what else do I need to say?  

These Old Lies, Larrie Barton ★★★☆☆ Aug 24, 2024 Feels weird giving this a 3/5 because I loved AND hated this book. I think it had so much potential and mostly a good plot, it's the timeline of events that makes it unbearably slow and full of needless suffering. I think the arc of the story, which takes almost 30 years to resolve, really could have been resolved within 6 years. I think it would have been a tighter storyline and more hopeful story if the author had compressed the timeline and reduced the characters suffering and pining.  

Prince and Assassin (Perilous Courts, #1), Tavia Lark ★★★★★ Aug 28, 2024 Absolutely loved this book! Both Julien and Whisper are absolutely loveable and have a great dynamic. Assassin falling for target is a classic trope for a reason!!!  

The Forgotten Dead (OutFoxing the Paranormal, #1), Jordan L. Hawk ★★★★☆ Aug 30, 2024 This was somewhere between a 3 and 4 for me. I can't put my finger on anything that bad or that I particularly disliked but I wasn't feral over it either  

Hunter Omega: M/M Paranormal Romance, Liv Rider ★★★☆☆ Sep 2024 A perfectly fine popcorn romance.  

You're the Problem, It's You (Mischief & Matchmaking #2), Emma R. Alban ★★☆☆☆ Sep 02, 2024 UPDATE: the book improved significantly literally on the next page after i quit. I did go back and finish the story. so maybe its a 3/5? DNF at 40% it was just too annoying and stressful to keep reading. Bobby Mason was mostly delightful, but Demeroven was whiny, rude and annoying in every scene he was in. Raverson and the evil Stepfather were both too obviously moustache twirling villains and also unnecessary plot points. I didn't believe the attraction between Bobby and Demeroven one bit it was just exhausting to see them continuously arguing and in fact arguing in circles, until they end up on opposite sides but still arguing.  

A Thief in the Night, K.J. Charles ★★★★☆ Sep 30, 2024 Great story! Wished it was longer!! Love a happy ending that involves stealing from the rich!!  

Liar City (Sugar & Vice #1), Allie Therin ★★★★★ Oct 05, 2024 I really wasn't expecting to love this as much as I do!! I'm not a fan of contemporary fiction but I love Allie Therin's other books so I thought I'd give it a try. I ended up staying up until 3 AM to finish this book in a day  

Peacemaker (Sharps & Springfield, #1), Morgan Brice ★☆☆☆☆ Oct 08, 2024 This is one of the most frustrating books I ever read. I should have put it down but it was so close to what I wanted. This book is like going to the freezer for a rich creamy ice cream and only finding a ice encrusted popsicle with freeze burn. The romance between the main characters felt forced and unappealing. They were both incredibly bad at giving and receiving "I want to fuck you" cues and they're also just bad at their jobs? Most of this book was dialogue, with other characters telling them what they had already discovered. The "evil plot" was unnecessarily convoluted and I have no idea how any of the characters reached the conclusions they did. I wish I could have liked this book  

You Should Be So Lucky, Cat Sebastian ★★★★☆ Nov 30, 2024 I won't say this book made me care about baseball, but it made me not mind the fact that baseball was here. The romance was charming and the slow burn addictive, although it was probably too slow for my tastes. I think what really kept this from being a 5 star book for me is that it didn't really feel like Romance - it felt like a mid-century period piece about 2 gay men finding a life together. WHich is good, don't get me wrong, but not what I was expecting.  

Twisted Shadows (Sugar & Vice, #2), Allie Therin ★★★★★ Dec 19, 2024 Oh my God!!! The most delicious and horny of slow burns!!!!!! It was so good i immediately re-read as soon as i finished it.  

One Night in Hartswood, Emma Denny ★★★★☆ Dec 22, 2024 There were a lot of things that annoyed me, including a whole lot of unnecessary misunderstandings, but it had such a delightful ending that overall I did really like this book  

Swordcrossed, Freya Marske ★★★★☆ Dec 25, 2024 I'm glad I stuck this one through, though the beginning was rough. I feel like there was too many details of this fantasy world introduced too quickly, and the writing style felt a bit -hm- like it was trying too hard to be high brow? Eventually though the tension between the characters kicked in and the world started to make sense and then it became a whirlwind to the dramatic finish!! (Although I'm a little sad we didn't get DOUBLE WEDDING) The setting is very much like Swordspoint, or the Astreiant series or Daughter of Mystery, but less white, which is great. Would love to see more books in this universe.  

Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1), Alexis Hall ★☆☆☆☆ Dec 25, 2024 DNF at 5% - i just couldn't get into it - I don't really like first-person perspective, and I especially don't like it when the narrator just goes on and on about what a disaster they are, and how HARD their life is, and BOO HOO all anyone cares about is his famous dad. I suppose this makes the character relatable for some people, but doesn't do it for me.

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photo credits: i’m obsessed with joel farabee and morgan frost and you should be too: a primer / Johnston benefiting from 'true leadership' of living with Stars teammate Pavelski / The Connor McDavid vs Jack Eichel Narrative Is Stupid / Briere takes up residency in Flyers’ front office / Eighteen years ago today, Jean-Sébastien Giguère joined a small club of players that won the Conn Smythe Trophy after losing in the SCF / Carey Price return: A timeline of events for the Canadiens goaltender as he makes his season debut Friday / Colorado Avalanche Center Nathan MacKinnon Must Have Breakout Season / Tom Wilson violence may force NHL to reconsider stance on fighting / Wild winger Mats Zuccarello excited for Henrik Lundqvist's jersey retirement in NYC / bruce bennett / NHL team calls out Toronto Sun for headline slighting goalie after record night: ‘Be better’ / Price-Subban celebration outlawed by Habs

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books i’ve read in 2025

Make the Season Bright, by Ashley Herring Blake (1-2-25)

Wandering Stars, by Tommy Orange (1-10-25)

The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, by Becky Chambers (reread) (1-12-25)

The Shipping News, by Annie Proulx (1-14-25)

Nona the Ninth, by Tamsyn Muir (reread) (1-20-25)

Entangled Life, by Merlin Sheldrake (1-22-25)

Wellness, by Nathan Hill (1-24-25)

Sorcery and Small Magics, by Maiga Doocy (1-29-25)

Creation Lake, by Rachel Kushner (1-30-25)

The Water Outlaws, by SL Huang (2-7-25)

The Secret Lives of Country Gentlemen, by KJ Charles (2-9-25)

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My Favorite Cards of 2024: Outlaws of Thunder Junction

The year is pretty close to over, so let's go back over the sets released this year (with new cards at least), and go through a few of my favorite cards from that release. I'll group together stuff released together, in this case it'll be Outlaws of Thunder Junction, its commander cards, and the Big Score. I'll probably go through one set a day for the next week, though I might skip some days for personal reasons.

Let's start with these! The Spree mechanic offered us plenty of versatile cards to play with, and I enjoy having options in my game of magic. I'll single out these three because they're solid and can fit in more decks than one would think!

Lavaspur Boots are Boots number 3! Better than Swiftfoot for haste, worse for protection, but much better by being tutorable via Urza's Saga. If you want things (like Karnstructs) to attack or activate immediately, grab a pair of boots!

Seeing more stack interaction in White is nice, and Aven Interrupter being able to completely blank enemy counterspells is even nicer. The card isn't too oppressive, but it's very solid and I like it!

Any black deck with enough creatures to cast Hollow Marauder for even 3 or 4 mana in commander should consider it. It's just a big flying body that often draws two or three cards while making the opponents go down some precious resources. Basically a better mulldrifter that sticks around!

Plenty of powerful artifacts in the Big Score, but Legion Extruder is I think the most underrated of them. 2 Damage immediately removes a utility thing, but the ability to sac any artifact, including tokens, at instant speed to get a 3/3 blocker, or to replace a chump blocker, or to sac ITS OWN TOKENS to have "unkillable" blockers, or.... Just a lot of utility in this one.

Criming is easy. Ramping for free for every crime is incredibly good, and Freestrider Lookout has shown up in plenty of environments already. Just double check whether your deck (or just your commander) can commit crimes trivially!

Didn't end up as big a player in the long run than Yuta Takahashi's, but Nathan Steuer's World Championship card is still nice and worth a mention. This is an incredibly cool prize for Worlds and I want to see it keep going for many years.

Commanders that do something entirely new in relatively little text are incredibly rare these days, and Obeka's new card executes on it very very cleanly. And Obeka herself is neat!

Knight of the White Orchid is the best white card to ramp in Commander, and Sand Scout is toeing its spot. Somehow, people underrate it enough you can still grab copies for about 20 cents. You do not need to be a Desert deck to run this card, just about any white non-green deck probably should... And some green white decks if they expect lands in graveyard.

The typical play pattern is a 2 mana 2/2 that searches up a bounceland, Arid Archway, ramping you while maintaining your land count the same. This is extremely important in white because this means it's catch-up ramp that breaks the symmetry, and keeps your other catch-up ramp enabled by itself. With that said, in a pinch it can fetch a ping desert for mana fixing or a Scavenger Grounds for graveyard hate, and that's extra utility that's nice on an already powerful ramp card. Furthermore, if you're playing fetchlands, you'll randomly get some extra 1/1s for no effort.

I wouldn't fill a manabase with deserts for this, it's already an excellent card with three of them in the entire deck. If you blink it three times already or get enough lands on the field that it turns off because you're out of deserts, you probably have enough lands it's not ramping anyway and it's late in the game.

Is Simulacrum Synthesizer a good design? The jury is still out on that. But it's certainly an impressive one! The larger the format and the more affinity cards in it, the stupider it becomes, but it's still an incredibly flashy card and it hasn't broken anything yet.

Taii Wakeen is a really nice top down design of a sniper, in an area that hasn't been explored much in the game. I wish the activated ability wasn't so open as to make that first part almost irrelevant in commander, since they just end up being a way to cheese face damage instead of something that takes down creatures precisely.

Another artifact from the Big Score I enjoy the design of, Collector's Cage has had moments of fame since it was released... But for the most part it's still sleeping and waiting for its time. Instant-speed +1/+1 counters on anything are easy to underestimate, but threat of activation on that makes blocking the Collector's Cage player VERY annoying... And then they might even have any spells hidden away down there!

Finally, Slickshot Show-Off technically shouldn't be on this list, but I wanted to add it because it's one of very few cards released this year that actively made me enjoy magic less, an anti-favorite if you will. They just pushed it slightly too far, we've already seen half decent Kiln Fiend decks in the past WITHOUT evasion AND without Haste. Adding BOTH plus a way to cast it with all your mana open for spells just ends up in cheesy wins that are deeply unsatisfying, and forces everyone involved in matches with these to constantly be sitting on instant speed removal the entire game or praying they don't just die out of nowhere.

You could have removed any one ability from this (except the pump) and still had a good card. But everything together makes for an obnoxious package.

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