#nathan bateman headcanons

[melodygatesauthor]

do u have a prompt list for the 2k celebration? or do u just want us to send characters? i really wanna request a yandere nathan bateman x reader but i havent got any actual ideas for it

Oooh, Nonnie I love this. I'll throw a little bulleted blurb out for you.

NSFW and NON-CON below the cut

Nathan has access to the webcams of each employee issued laptop.

He's always running surveillance, making sure everyone's working hard.

He sees you, biting your lip while looking at your screen. It makes him stop, and his breath hitches in his throat.

The normally cocky Nathan Bateman feels his face getting flush and his pulse start to race.

He has to have you.

He's watching your home cameras now, your ring camera, home security system, laptop, phone, whatever you've got, he's on it.

He even watches when you think no one's looking and you're moaning, watching some porno on your phone with two fingers buried in your wet cunt.

Why are you watching a crappy porno when he has a perfectly, better than average, cock, right there and aching for you.

Fuck his dick is so hard it hurts sometimes. He sees you and he just has to stop whatever he's working on to relieve himself, he can't help it.

He even made a gynoid that looks just like you, one that talks and walks like you. But it's not you.

When he fucks her, spilling his hot seed into her, she's dead behind the eyes, not like you, so beautiful, so exciting, so full of life. It's such a waste of cum that should've been given to you. Not some useless thing.

He HAS to have you.

Nathan's always watching you, but not only when you're doing dirty things, oh no...he's studying your patterns, learning when you leave for work, when you're going home, who your friends are. He learns everything about you...so he knows when's the right time to strike.

He waits until he knows you're going to be alone. He planned for this, building an AI dedicated to taking you without a trace, and bringing you safely to him.

When you're there, Nathan doesn't let you leave, no matter how much you cry, beg, or bang on that door, you're not going anywhere.

He gets upset when you don't touch yourself like you used to, so instead he makes some male bots fuck you while he watches through the camera.

Of course he's fucking you himself too, when he's not sadistically watching you take it in every hole while you beg the androids to stop.

He tells you he'll make them stop if you're good and behaved when he wants to fuck you himself.

That's how he makes a nice, obedient little pet out of you.

That's how he gets you to sleep with him without being defiant, even if you're crying yourself to sleep at night.

And that's how he manages to break and bend you until you wouldn't want to leave even if you could. Because he's the best thing for you, and because no one will ever love you the way he can.

Melody's 2k Celebration Masterlist

[soulreader05]

I just had a random thought of Jamie and Silas having dance battles with their dad, Nathan. Silas is always playing Bluey background music, Nathan and Jamie just have to roll with it because they can’t say no to him.

@hoedamn-eron

[soulreader05]

@oddballwriter

Ebele Taravez Vogelweide : …Baby sisters 😍

Jamie Bateman Alvarez : …Baby sisters 🥺

I think these two would love having baby siblings. Jamie would have fun with Athena making another mini robot to keep Alfred company.

I’m still thinking about love children for reader and different OI characters (specifically Nathan and Anselm sooo…

Wilhelmina Vogelweide (or Mina for short)

She’s definitely a Vogelweide let’s put it that way

Mina is a strange little girl. Not like creepy-little-girl, but she’s strange and vaguely unsettling to be around if you aren’t seasoned to being around her. Think Jane Doe from Ride the Cycle and Emily is Strange mixed together with a light pinch of Wednesday Addams

Anselm gave her a vintage porcelain doll when she was younger and now she carries it around everywhere. Her name is Gertrude, by the way. Mina doesn’t have that clingy separation-anxiety-like bond with Gertrude like most children do with their favorite toy, and will leave Gertrude if an occasion calls for it, and is very aware that she’s just a doll, but she still carries her around the mansion and estate and talks to her. She also doesn’t do the thing that kids do where they frame their thoughts and feelings as if it’s the toys. Ex. “Gertrude doesn’t like this.”. Instead she will sort of use Gertrude as a means to think over something. Ex. “Gertrude, do you think I should play outside even though it’s overcast today? *Looks at Gertrude in silence for a brief moment* You’re right. It might rain and these are my favorite dress shoes, and your curls will undo.”

However, if there’s a cohort of Anselm’s she doesn’t like then she’ll play the part of a creepy little girl for her own amusement. Anselm finds it amusing too and has even had some of the furniture in the mansion made with features where things look like they move on their own so that Mina can say “Gertrude thinks you should leave.”. It’s a bonding thing for them so you let it slide.

You do have some stuff that you’ve implored so that Mina has “normal” social skills. It’s not really anything too major. You just have it that she has playdates with a few kids from various cohorts and other such people that her and Anselm haven’t scared off yet so that she can develop her social skills and also play with kids her own age for a change. She can’t talk to Gertrude and “play with” more like bully Andre forever. And the staff of the house don’t like it when she follows them around while they’re trying to get stuff done.

She does pretty great. She shares, plays fair, and is nice to the other kids but she’s still Anselm’s little girl and you’ve noticed that she’s picked up a few of his (all be it kid-friendly and watered down) habits from what you’ve seen when she plays with her toys alone. Thankfully there’s never been an incident where someone got on Mina’s nerves.

She also has a few more unique interests than most children. Like her interest in diseases and various unsettling human body facts that feel vaguely threatening when she says them. But you just guess that the strangeness just runs in the family.

She does have an actual nanny, but she’s more of a “We’re going to be busy for a bit. Make sure she doesn’t do anything bad or gets herself hurt and keep her entertained till we’re done” along with the occasional overnight babysitting when you and Anselm head off somewhere.

Her nanny is a university student named Taylor who’s just trying to pay for her classes. She thought that being a nanny would be easy and perfectly normal. It is easy since Mina can mostly entertain herself and just needs supervision, but she’s seen some weird ass shit. But hey, at least she’s not the nanny to an irl Veruca Salt and now you and Anselm are contributors for her financial aid.

Athena Bateman

Surprisingly not a snooty little tech brat

Nathan definitely had a basic yet effective parenting strategy but is still very… him

You insisted that the AIs stayed away or had minimal involvement with raising Athena and Nathan begrudgingly agreed to it. He also agreed to move away from middle-of-nowhere, Alaska since you said that she won’t get any “proper” social skills by being there with only her parents and some robots. You had to fight him on that a little but thankfully he caved around her early toddler years just before her development called for interactions with other (real) people. The new house was still rural but as long as Athena was around people it was perfect regardless.

Nathan did program some nanny stuff into the AIs but other than that you and him are her caregivers and parental figures.

She had a good childhood. She had all the toys and things she could want, even inspiring a brief idea in Nathan of expanding BlueBook into having a branch in toys.

She definitely got Nathan’s smarts and skipped a few grades but she wasn’t as snooty about it as her dad is. Shes more like a “Isn’t that neat?” rather than thinking she’s above people

Athena does enter a phase when she becomes a preteen though. But instead of having a “I’m not like other kids” phase, she develops a “I want to be like other kids” phase. Nathan hates it because it’s so different from how he sees the world and carries himself but there is literally nothing he can do. And he hates that too.

Her phase consists of getting braces instead of an Invisalign when her teeth started getting a bit off because “normal kids have braces”, she also insisted that she redo her room to “be more like other kids” (with her own personal flair for course) because the way Nathan had it made from when she was a kid didn’t look right to her (she even called it “A different version of a sad beige house.” to Nathan’s face), and further more snuck into his office and reprogrammed the AIs to no longer have their nanny stuff and basically leave her alone because other kids don’t have AI robots just walking around in their house. She has a point in that and also Nathan was impressed with her work on taking that stuff out that he didn’t reinstall it.

It does cause them to fight a little. You eventually come in and talk with her about it and why she’s so adamant about it. It’s a bit sappy but you help her vocalize that it just makes her feel too different from the rest of her peers and that she genuinely feels weird about it rather than it being a issue with some form of bullying. She genuinely just wants to have a normal teenage life without being “The daughter of tech giant Nathan Bateman”. After that Nathan sort of respects her choices more and lets her develop her own identity with that.

She’s still a huge nerd like her dad though and that’s really sweet. She may have that idea that her dad is “the lamest person on the planet” like most kids do but they have their moments.

She’s definitely going places in her life and you and Nathan can see that and you’re both proud of her and will continue to support her. Even if she’s also developed her dad’s weirdness.

Just last week she programed and made a tiny robot whose only job is to grab her anything that she doesn’t feel like getting up and getting for herself.

It’s really funny. She’s named him Alfred Bot and you’ll be sitting in the kitchen and this tiny robot arm on wheels just rolls in, extends to grab a bag of chips from the counter and a can of soda from the fridge, and roll back into Athena’s room. Could she just ask one of Nathan’s to do that? Yes. Will she ever? No. Never. That’s his one job and she wants to keep it that way otherwise he has no purpose.

[arcanechariot]

hc collars for some of the oscars

are they wearing them or are they putting them on you? you decide!

last post today i swear 😔😔

[hoedamn-eron]

oscar isaac characters with an s/o who subtly paints the furniture

Saw this on Insta and thought it was really cute so have some blurbs 😊

If there is any I have missed that you would like to see, let me know (but bear in mind I have not seen all of Oscar's performances so may turn some down!)

Steven Grant

Once he saw it, he was confused as to where it came from, because he doesn't remember it being there before

But then he catches you painting another flower on the skirting board one slow Sunday afternoon

Thinks it's the cutest fucking thing he's ever seen

It brings a bit of brightness into the flat

When he approaches you about it you’re immediately apologising since you actually only spend half your time at the flat

“Don’t be silly, I want to know if I can join you?”

Marc Spector

Noticed at the same time as Steven

Was also confused because he couldn't remember if it was there before or not

Feels like he's losing the plot a little because more small paintings keep popping up but he isn't sure where they're coming from

Finally notices it's you when you've left your paints out on the coffee table one afternoon when you've had to rush to work

And it all just clicks in his mind

Goes out and buys you all the paint you want because he wants all your artwork on the walls

Jake Lockley

Honestly, he spotted you the first time you did it, like immediately

Loves that you do it, thinks it's cute

But he also thinks it hilarious to add onto your artwork and not tell you

So much so that you think you're losing the plot, because "you do not remember painting a duck with those flowers?"

He plays ignorant, obviously

But you catch him one day painting and wordlessly join him

Now it's become a weekly thing you do together

Llewyn Davis

Poor baby doesn't have furniture

But he crashes as yours quite a bit and he's noticed the small pieces dotted around your apartment

He likes them, he thinks they're cute

He was out auditioning one night when he noticed his guitar, there was a bunch of daisies painted on the back

His guitar is his pride and joy, and if it were anyone else he'd be fuming

But he's not

He feels warm, like a piece of you is with him wherever he goes

Now every gig he does, he comes to you, and asks you to do another painting, "for luck"

Blue Jones

This one is a bit risky

Because there isn't an awful lot of recreation in the asylum, so you bribed some orderlies to get you some paint

And you got a total of three colours, but that's fine, you can make it work

Brings a bit of brightness to the asylum, since everything is grey

Blue is pissed and wants to know who is doing them

You, somehow, manage to break into Blue's office and - essentially - throw up a middle finger at him, and do a bunch of paintings around his office, in really obvious places

He catches you in the act since he comes back from lunch early

You're fucked

He has you on your hands and knees, scrubbing at each painting in his office, then he puts you in solitary for two weeks and has your paints disposed of

However, he notices a small painting of lavender under his desk that was missed in the clean up

He keeps it there

Nathan Bateman

You wouldn't dare, his coffee table alone costs more than your rent does in a year

Richard Alonso Muñoz

You already have your paintings up in the house so he loves whatever artwork you do

Honestly, I don't think you'd hide it from Richard, he probably told you to go nuts when you moved in

Takes photos of your work all the time to show his buddies at the prison

Some of the prisoners have asked if you can come in and do an art class for them, which you are happy to do on a weekend when you have more free time

Richard has put in the request but it hasn't been approved yet

Richard starts buying the seeds/bulbs for flowers you paint, to go in the front garden

Learns all about them in books, and how to take care of them

Now and then requests you to paint a flower he's seen in said books

Poe Dameron

Like Blue, gets confused on who is painting across the base, but obviously isn't pissed about it

Gets seriously confused when he finds one of the paintings in his personal room

He asks BB-8 but he hasn't a clue either

Until one day, BB-8 comes to Poe with a small little painting of Poe, of all things, on him

But BB-8 is so amused about it that he doesn't tell Poe

He catches you when you're painting something on his X-Wing

Scares the living daylights out of you when he calls you and asks what you're doing

You apologise, and tell him you'll take it off as soon as

But he tells you not to bother, because it's a - albeit crude because of the size - little portrait of you, and him, and BB-8

He refuses to wash it off and if it ever fades, instantly asks you to redo it

When you get married, he paints on wedding rings

Santiago Garcia

You're his roommate since you worked together in the forces

He had no idea you could paint

Strangely doesn't catch you for the longest time

He thinks it's Benny playing a trick on him, or Frankie

Grills them for the longest time until you finally admit it was you

You tell him it helps with the nightmares, that it calms your mind

After that, Santi doesn't bother you with it

When he sees you painting on his dining table leg, he makes you a coffee and just sits next to you and watches silently

Now every time you tell him you're going to paint, he comes and just sits, watching you

It's therapeutic for you both

[winniethewife]

Oscar Isaac Characters as angsty Quotes/Lyrics

Steven Grant: I am not a violent dog, I don't know why I bite

Marc Spector: I am not your pet, I never liked you, I don't care about you, I won't wait for you. I bite.

Jake Lockley: I suppose if it worked, we'd be dead already

Llewyn Davis: I Know I could have Loved you (But you would not let me) 

Kane: I'm well beyond you now, and travelling very fast

Leto Atreides: No good deed goes unpunished

Blue Jones: It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

Nathan Bateman: Genius must ever be imperfect.

Santiago Garcia: A hero of war, Is that what they see? Just medals and scars, So damn proud of me.

Abel Morales: I can pardon everybody’s mistakes except my own.

William Tell: I lost a game you couldn't even lose in.

Poe Dameron: When heroes fall from the sky, many more will learn to fly.

Rydal Keener: If you're not having me nor I you that doesn't mean I will stop loving you 

Peter Roiter: I love you in every universe

Mikael Boghosion: I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

Miguel O'hara: Listen, don't meet your heroes. If you meet your heroes, you're always going to be disappointed.

Jonathan Levy: Maybe then you could've loved me like you don't know how to

Outcome 3: I could disappear forever and it wouldn’t make a difference.

Orestes: If I'm a pagan of the good times, My lover's the sunlight

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Masterlist

Taglist: @silvernight-m @queerponcho @boredzillenial

[steven-grants-world]

Domestic Nathan is EVERYTHING

give us some nathan please i think im having withdrawal

aha my circle of addicts is growing

cw: domestic nathan, married life, headcanons, fluff

Changes

Nathan didn't think he'd changed much since you married. You begged to differ, laughing at his confusion. Oh, honey, you snorted into a glass of wine, and begun listing his new habits.

For one thing, he'd gotten docile. Never a word you expected in company with Nathan, but he'd mellowed out considerably. The quips and barbs were fewer now, arguments ending in compromise rather than dispute. His face twisted into a pout as you went into detail.

See, that's what I mean, you teased, by now you'd have bitten my head off. You scruffed his beard affectionately and his irritation quelled, melting into contentment.

Secondly, the napping.

Nathan had become a prolific napper. He liked them well enough at the beginning of your relationship, just for a quick recharge, but now? He took it seriously. Nathan had a designated couch and several blankets he liked to wrap himself in. He had water and snacks available for in between, and would set all the thermostats and light fixtures to the perfect level for his liking.

It was a science. He sleep soundly, snoring quietly when you passed. Sometimes he'd snag you in for a cuddle, bear-hugging you into his nest. Then you were stuck for a few hours until he woke.

You joked that his napping had replaced his coding as a priority, to which he scoffed.

He'd also gotten snacky.

Nathan had a very clean diet and eating schedule. It kept him trim and fit and didn't take too much effort. You liked to cook and bake (not a gendered thing, but you both enjoyed making meals for each other.) and he liked the muffins and breads and cookies and whatnot.

It turned into a nightly thing, to have a snack. His face was softer, and he filled out his shirts a little more. Not in a bad way, not at all. You found him very attractive, you assured him, pecking a kiss atop his head, nothing to worry about there.

It means you feel happy, you explained, taking his hand in yours. it's not bad.

Nathan struggled to think about this for a while, trying to cut out these habits. He liked his routine originally, and the idea that it was changing disturbed him.

But you sat beside him in bed, inquiring worriedly after his health. are you okay you seem distant-er than usual, mister genius.

You kept up that tone of kindness, but the pure concern in your gaze made him wilt. He decided to return tenfold, napping the day away with you tucked up on the couch next to him. Changes could be okay, too.

this was a little new format for me but here we are <3

tags:

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@iolaussharpe-24 @rosegnome @twwcs @heeheehoohoofictimr @steven-grants-world

@ael-xander @to-be-a-sunshine @weasleyswizarding-wheezes @silvernight-m @lonelyisamyw-0love @unear7hly

[oscarisaacsspit]

his impulsive thoughts continue to win

[freelancearsonist]

nathan being soft n sweet and taking care of you while youre ovulating<3🥺🥺

oh it’s his favorite time of the month. he tracks your entire cycle, and that doesn’t just mean your period.

he knows when it’s coming and it makes his mouth water, because he knows you’ll be wanting him just as badly as he wants you.

its the second gentlest week of the month with him. he loves to fuck you rough and hard, but while you’re ovulating he’s nothing but saccharine sweet. he spends hours working you over, making you come again and again and again before he finally fucks you, hoping you’ll be come drunk enough to let him fill you the way he wants to.

it’s sweet and he even cuddles you afterwards, holding you close and tracing his fingers over your belly and imagining what it would be like to feel little kicks against his hand 🥹

sinful sunday

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

😳 - a confessing headcannon with Nathan Bateman? 👀 how would your Nathan confess to reader? I’d love to know!

P.S. I am such a huge fan of your writing ❤️

(I'm not currently taking prompts from this list)

Thank you, friend!!

Nathan likes to keep his cards close to his chest

And he knows how to work people and tell them things that they want to hear

Like telling Caleb how smart he is before eventually backtracking and saying, 'you're okay'

I think (there I go with I think again) that Nathan would keep his cards extra close to his chest when it comes to being in love with someone

And even if the feeling is genuine, he's going to hold the fact that he loves you close until he needs to use it

Is it the nicest way to behave? Absolutely not

But he's never been the nicest

He's our scrunkly little asshole and that's why we love him

Anywhoodle

I think the confession would be a bargaining chip for him

Because he knows how much weight it has

And it makes it seem as if he's throwing the ball into your court with an, "You'd do this if you loved me as much as I love you."

He'd watch

He'd wait

The wheels would be spinning in your head, and he'd just let it hang in the air

Maybe you'd let it sway you. Maybe you wouldn't.

If you do let it, he'll see it as validation. You do love him, and you're willing to do what he needs.

If you don't let it sway you, he'll play it off when you ask him about it later.

Oh that? That was a bargaining chip.

It sours you toward him, and it sours the feeling of it in himself

Because he means it, and if he ever tells you again, are you going to believe it?

[soulreader05]

𝓙𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓮 & 𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 HeadCanons

Do not leave them alone with a gaming console. These two geeks have the worst gaming rivalry, there has been a loss of count on how many times they’ve tied together when it comes to competitive games like Minecraft, Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Mortal Kombat, Call Of Duty, you name it.

These two also have lightsabers battle once every weekend. Nathan likes to record their battles and Jamie likes to analyze them. The winning score between them is half and half.

Whenever Nathan is being his usual asshole self, Jamie will be blasting loud ass Anime music in the living room…to the point to where they will sing the lyrics at the top of their lungs until Nathan finally apologizes.

Jamie Alvarez is most known in the Bluebook company as the little intern who can get away with calling out their boss’s bullsh*t and not get severely ridiculed by him.

Whenever they working in the lab together, their creativity runs wild. Jamie comes up with the most craziest ideas and Nathan puts them into action with their assistance.

Jamie has a habit of overworking to the point where they are knocked out cold on their work desk drooling a bit. Nathan will reluctantly pick them up and take them to bed. (He gives them a kiss on their forehead & makes sure they’re tucked in with their creeper plushie he got for them.)

Nathan likes to makes sure that Jamie is actually get enough sleep and gets their proper sustenance…however they’ll turn the tables on to him because he’s no different to them when it comes to being healthy.

And since Nathan has his own habit of over drinking till he f*cking drops, Jamie always makes sure that their idiot boss has a glass of water and a pill whenever he wakes up hungover. (He knows it them and appreciates it.)

Jamie likes it when Nathan listens to them to ramble about their special interests…probably because he’s the only who doesn’t interrupt them or judge them for talking too much.

Nathan teaches his intern how to dance properly, however Jamie will only learn with their music preference playing in the background, for example they’ll be playing Funk Soda. (Nathan only tolerates it because at least it has some funk.)

If Jamie is ever having a bad or depressing day, Nathan will let them have their day off work and gives them their own space since he knows they don’t really like to talk much about their personal feelings (or past).

However…if their depression goes further as to crying alone in their room, Nathan will just grab Jamie and their personal blanket, roll them into a little sushi and snuggle them. He’ll put on their favorite cartoon and watch it together, having a day to themselves.

Jamie will often call Nathan, boss man, Jefe, Télii, grizzly bear, big guy…and they’ll never explain to him what ‘azhéʼé’ means when they call him in their native language.

Nathan calls them, gremlin, little sh*t, young padawan, mini robot, baby hacker, little creep.

When Jamie’s not paying attention, he’ll call them, kiddo, sweetheart, precious…my baby.

I stayed up late writing this, so I don’t even know if it’s really good, anyways I hope you guys enjoy this.

Tags : @ominoose @hoedamn-eron @howaboutcastiel @reallyrallyauthor @girlwhofellfromthemoon @gingersforeverbox

[soulreader05]

*BANGING CREDIT CARD INTENSIFIES* 💳💳💳💳 MORE PWEASE!

You know what? Fuck you. *transmascs all your Oscar Isaac characters*

Nathan still gets really bad cramps even though he’s well into his transition and HRT.

Also, even though the moon boys got top surgery ages ago and the scar is long gone, Steven still gets a bit of chest dysphoria and that’s why most of his clothes tend to be loose.

And Anselm has destroyed every record that he was AFAB and replaced them with the new records that record him as AMAB because he has the money and influence to do that and because he felt like it. He has also shot several transphobes personally both because they said something or simply because he was bored.

Meanwhile Poe needs to be told to take a binding break all the time because he either forgets to or he’s being stubborn and refuses to do so.

[emma23]

Headcanon:

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Oscar Isaac characters:

- Y/n birthday reaction of Oscar Isaac characters

- Y/n in a plane for the first time Oscar Isaac characters reaction

- Y/n and Oscar Isaac characters during Halloween

- Y/n at a concert with Oscar Isaac characters

- New years with the moon boys

Jake Lockley:

- Steven confort Jake

[arcanechariot]

If you’re in the market for nsfw Oscar character ideas, you should write a head canon on how each character would eat you out. Like Steven would be tentative at first but so willing to give and anselm would be so good at it. Idk, just a thought. Love your writing!!

you're so right (this is gonna be a long one)! also i'm glad you like my stuff! 💛💛

oral/eating out hcs (afab!reader)

nsfw under the cut (duh)

i will be judging them based on the following factors:

🔥 - confidence level

😏 - enthusiasm

✋ - hand usage

👀 - eye contact

🌀 - style & technique

💬 - dirty talk

anselm vogelweide

🔥 - very confident (and rightly so). he knows how to play the part and he enjoys being the centre of attention so he uses that energy to deliver with assurance

😏 - loves it. he enjoys the power dynamics that come with giving oral, knowing he can command attention in such an intimate way. he sees it as a form of performance, a way of proving his desirability and skill despite his age. it's a way for him to prove he's in control and capable of satisfying you (even if he can't get it up)

✋ - yes, definitely. his hands are actively engaged; either gently holding your hips, holding your hands or fingering if that's what you need

👀 - enjoys making intense eye contact as it reinforces his dominance and control. he wants to see how you react, gauging your pleasure while making you feel intensely observed. it makes the moment feel more like a show, where he's both the artist and the admirer of your reactions

🌀 - methodical and sensual. his technique is precise. he builds up anticipation; teasing you with slow, drawn-out strokes before finally giving you what you want. his pace varies; starting slow and controlled, then picking up speed as the heat builds

💬 - definitely indulges in dirty talk. a mix of taunting and praising; 'you taste so sweet, little one…', 'your legs are shaking already, darling'

final judgement: one of the best

basil stitt

🔥 - insecure but earnest. he's often insecure in intimate situations and unsure about how you feel or if he's doing things 'right'. but he always gives it his all

😏 - enjoys it. earnestly passionate but anxious. he's enthusiastic but his nervous energy can sometimes make him second-guess his moves

✋ - yes, occasionally. he uses his hands to guide and hold you in place but not too forcefully

👀 - he doesn't usually maintain eye contact for long though he might glance up every so often, seeking validation. his gaze, when it happens, is soft, almost shy

🌀 - gentle and thoughtful. his approach is slow and deliberate. he enjoys the moment and wants to make it last, ensuring each motion is carefully thought out and executed with consideration for how it feels

💬 - very minimal. usually soft praise, reassurance or check-ins; 'is this okay?', 'uhh… what now?'

final judgement: he's trying okay??

blue jones

🔥 - highly confident, bordering on cocky. he enjoys having control and sees giving oral as another way to dominate and establish his power. he knows he's good and uses that to his advantage

😏 - he's willing. he likes to feel that he's wanted and in charge but honestly he prefers receiving (this is particularly true for fantasy!blue)

✋ - yes, definitely. he uses his hands to tease and control. he likes to hold your body in place, pressing you down when he wants to dominate or gently guiding you to a rhythm that suits him

👀 - he keeps eye contact to maintain control. he wants to see the effect he's having on you, using it to gauge your reactions. he's usually smirking like a bastard too. you can't see it but he is

🌀 - methodical and calculated but with a rough edge. he goes slow at first, savouring the moment and building anticipation, before picking up the pace

💬 - yes, very much so. he comments on how he owns you and how you should feel grateful for his attention; 'look at me while i do this', 'let me hear you beg for it'

final judgement: he's good but don't feed his ego too much

bud cooper

🔥 - confident (despite the fact that you had to show him where your clit was). he's one of these types who is sure he knows how to please despite knowing jackshit about female anatomy

😏 - he's willing. he's still inexperienced in this department. he doesn't fully understand what to do or how to please but he's driven by the need to keep up his tough exterior and impress. this leads to an awkward mix of enthusiasm and clumsy experimentation. (it will get better as he learns dw)

✋ - sometimes. he uses his hands clumsily, not fully understanding how to incorporate them into the act. he'll use them to hold or steady your hips but his touch isn't always as skilled or gentle as it could be. his hands often feel like an afterthought while his focus stays on using his mouth. baby steps yk?

👀 - eye contact during oral makes him feel a little unsure of himself. he'll be more focused on his own anxiety or the act itself so he avoids it most of the time

🌀 - clumsy and unsure but trying. he alternates between moments of trying to go slow and others where he's a bit too fast or rough because he's not completely sure what feels good to you

💬 - he tries but it usually comes off as awkward or clunky; 'you're lookin'…uhh…real sexy today, baby', 'fuck. umm… hang on. lemme start over'

final judgement: he wants to be good at it but you'll need to give him a biology lesson first

duke leto atreides

🔥 - highly confident. when it comes to intimacy, he treats it with the same discipline and care that he would any other part of his life

😏 - enjoys it. for him, giving oral is a way to demonstrate affection and devotion. he enjoys the intimacy and the act of satisfying you. it's an emotional connection for him

✋ - yes, sometimes. his hands are often used to caress or hold you gently (massaging your thighs or hips), guiding you into comfort and pleasure

👀 - yes. he maintains eye contact in a calm, reassuring way, showing respect and affection. he uses eye contact to establish trust and intimacy. he's a leader and he communicates without words, creating a space where you feel safe and desired

🌀 - slow, sensual and methodical. he takes his time, savouring every moment. he's precise and calculated in his movements, enjoying the intimacy of the act. he's not in a rush; he knows how to take his time and make it last

💬 - occasional, soft praise; 'you're doing so well for me', 'just relax. i'll take care of you'

final judgement: he's so good

jake lockley

🔥 - very confident. he's a man who thrives on control, dominance and power. he's used to getting what he wants and he's secure in his abilities, which extends into the bedroom. he's assertive, unapologetic and takes pride in his skills

😏 - loves it. he enjoys both the control he has during the act and the way it makes you submit to him. he's not shy about getting pleasure from it and he likes the act of taking charge

✋ - yes. he uses his hands not only to hold your body in place when you squirm but also to tease, explore and further heighten the experience. he's skilled with his hands, knowing just when and where to press, rub or stroke for maximum effect

👀 - he's not shy about locking eyes with you, especially when he wants to dominate you and assert his control. there's an underlying challenge in his gaze, almost daring you to look away

🌀 - teasing and rough. his technique is firm and confident. he's not the slow and soft type; he prefers a faster, more demanding rhythm, though he's not averse to slowing down to make the experience more intense

💬 - yes, constantly. taunting, dirty talk and praise (sometimes in spanish); 'i'm gonna make you see stars, bebé', 'spread those legs nice and wide, pequeño'

final judgement: he v good and he loves doing it. what's not to love?

jonathan levy

🔥 - insecure but trying to be confident. he wants to please but there's a vulnerability to his approach, often second-guessing himself

😏 - he's willing. his enthusiasm is driven more by the need for validation or a way to connect emotionally, rather than pure passion

✋ - sometimes. his hands are usually used when he's unsure about himself and needs a little extra control. he's not aggressive or dominant but gentle, offering soft support, guiding or stroking to complement the act

👀 - occasional but hesitant. he might look up briefly but his gaze might dart away, especially if he's feeling vulnerable or unsure

🌀 - slow and sensual. he's deliberate and careful, unsure at first, but then picking up the pace once he starts to feel more comfortable

💬 - rare but soft encouragement and/or looking for guidance; 'you're doing so good, baby', 'let me know what feels good, yeah?'

final judgement: he just needs reassurance

king john (oh no)

🔥 - reluctant. he feels uncomfortable in this position, seeing it as something he has to do rather than something he enjoys

😏 - it's a chore. he doesn't really get any satisfaction from giving oral. he might do it out of duty but he doesn't have the enthusiasm or desire that some might. he much prefers receiving and doesn't find the act exciting for himself, viewing it as something he has to do for control or to fulfil a role rather than for enjoyment

✋ - no, he tends to rely on his mouth

👀 - he usually keeps his eyes either down or closed

🌀 - methodical and clinical. he's more focused on getting it over with so his technique is more detached, almost clinical. he'll perform the task quickly and with little care for sensuality, just following through with the motions

💬 - he usually complains and whines if you don't sit directly on his face; 'do i have to?', 'is it my turn yet?'

final judgement: literally such an awful brat 😤👎 booo 🍅 🍅

laurent leclaire

🔥 - confident. he's fully aware of his power and charm, especially when it comes to your needs. he's not shy about asserting his power, knowing that his skill and the intimacy he offers is unmatched

😏 - loves it. he finds pleasure in both the act itself and the effect it has on you. it's a way for him to express his affection and dominance, all while indulging his senses

✋ - yes, often. his hands are involved, either holding your hips, guiding them to his rhythm, or teasing with his fingers alongside his mouth. he loves fingering you while eating you out and being able to feel how wet you get

👀 - yes and it's intense and intentional. he uses eye contact as a tool to both assert dominance and create intimacy. it's a way of drawing you deeper into the experience, ensuring you know you're both mentally and physically connected

🌀 - slow and sensual. he mixes slow, languid movements with bursts of intensity, adjusting to your reactions. he never rushes; he enjoys the buildup

💬 - mostly praise, occasionally taunting; 'that's it. oh, you're gorgeous…', 'so sensitive… does it really feel that good?'

final judgement: he's a slut so ofc he gives stellar head

marc spector

🔥 - confident but with a bit of a dominant edge. when he's in control, he knows what he's doing and embraces the dominance. (layla had no issues teaching him what does and doesn't feel good)

😏 - enjoys it. he enjoys it as a way to assert control in a way that's still intimate. it's also a way for him to connect with you and show his care; though he might not always admit it

✋ - yes, definitely. he's all about control so his hands are actively involved, whether it's holding your hips down, guiding you or fingering you

👀 - yes, dominant and intense. he likes to make sure you feel the power dynamic at play

🌀 - rough, hungry and assertive. he's more focused on getting the job done with intensity. he can be methodical when he's in control but there's also an urgency behind it. he doesn't waste time though there's passion in every move

💬 - yes, plenty of praising and taunting; 'you taste so fucking good…', 'i wanna hear you beg for it'

final judgement: mhm layla taught him well

nathan bateman

🔥 - highly confident, bordering on cocky. his need for control extends into his sexual life. he views oral as an art form that he's perfected

😏 - loves it but it's more about power and dominance than affection

✋ - yes, often. he uses his fingers expertly, teasing and applying pressure in a way that enhances his control over the situation. his method would be precise and purposeful, never sloppy (aside from when he's been drinking or if he's like exhausted. that's a whole other story)

👀 - yes but it's intense and purposeful. he uses eye contact to maintain dominance and gauge your reactions, almost as if he's studying you

🌀 - methodical and clinical but not in a bad way. he approaches oral like an experiment, where precision and technique matter above all else. he knows all your weak spots and he might even know your body better than you do…

💬 - yes, usually teasing and taunting; 'you're so predictable', 'hmm. that's new' (when he's drunk and/or tired it tends to be dirtier; 'such a greedy, fucking pussy…', 'just keep riding my face like that and i'll shut up')

final judgement: he has no right being this good (he probably trained himself using sexbots tbf)

orestes

🔥 - pretty confident. his confidence varies depending on his emotional connection with you. if he feels vulnerable or insecure in the relationship, his confidence in giving oral can fluctuate

😏 - loves it, sees it as an intimate act of devotion. it's not just about the act; it's about the closeness it brings

✋ - yes, often. usually to hold your thighs or position your hips or just generally worship your body

👀 - yes but in a vulnerable, intimate way. though he can take control and be dominant, he prefers to use eye contact as a sweet, appreciative thing. if he's not making eye contact, he's dragging his gaze all over your body and he loves it

🌀 - soft, slow and deeply affectionate. he focuses on your comfort and emotional well-being. his pace is deliberate, slow and measured. he doesn't rush, taking his time to enjoy every moment

💬 - occasionally but it's more about praise and soft words of affection; 'i love being close to you like this…', 'i've got you, sweet one. i've got you'

final judgement: he's honestly so lovely and he loves to show affection through words and touch

peter malkin

🔥 - reserved but competent. he doesn't rush and his self-assurance in these moments comes from his ability to control the situation, even if he doesn't show it outwardly

😏 - enjoys it. he's a deeply passionate and intense individual but he doesn't show that part of himself easily. he views giving oral as an intimate act, an expression of affection, care and trust. for him, it's not about excitement but a deeper emotional connection

✋ - yes, firm but tender. he might need a little direction but he's more than happy to adapt to what you need

👀 - yes, soft but intense. it's not forceful or commanding, more subtle and intimate. he also just likes to watch you to make sure he's doing a good job and to gauge your reactions

🌀 - methodical and precise. he focuses on being deliberate and careful, ensuring you feel comfortable and cared for. his approach is steady and thoughtful, ensuring that each movement serves the purpose of making the experience meaningful rather than rushed

💬 - no, very little. occasional praise and check-ins; 'how's that feeling?', 'you're doing great, neshama'

final judgement: he's not the best or the most flashy but there's a lot of heart behind it

poe dameron

🔥 - very confident (and for good reason). he exudes confidence in nearly everything he does, including eating pussy

😏 - loves it. he thrives on intimacy and the connection that comes with it. he sees giving oral as a deeply pleasurable and intimate act, where he can show you how much he cares for you. he enjoys the moment of closeness and the power dynamics at play, knowing how much it excites you

✋ - yes, he's very hands-on. he uses his fingers to tease or guide your movements. if you need to guide him, he'll commit it to memory so it won't take long until he knows you inside and out

👀 - yes, playful but intimate eye contact. he likes to make sure you're being taken care of and watching you get off only makes the experience better for him

🌀 - slow and sensual. he likes to take his time, focusing on every inch of your body. he enjoys building up the tension slowly, switching between soft, teasing touches and more intense, focused attention. his technique is precise but fluid, moving with a rhythm that encourages you to surrender to the moment

💬 - yes, praise with cheeky, playful teasing; 'what's that? you want more? yeah, i know. i can hear it, baby', 'yeah, yeah, i know. i'm amazing. you can thank me later'

final judgement: he's so good it's unfair and he can switch it up depending on what you need. he's adaptable

steven grant

🔥 - insecure / nervous but trying his best. he tends to be a little self-conscious, especially in intimate situations. he worries about doing something wrong or not meeting expectations so his confidence is lower at first. but, as he becomes more comfortable with you and learns what you like, his confidence will improve, even though he still gets a little awkward at times

😏 - loves it but shy about expressing it. he enjoys making you feel good but he might not always be comfortable showing just how much he enjoys it

✋ - sometimes but it's usually to hold your hand or some other grounding/comforting touch (at least until he gets more comfortable and learns what you like)

👀 - occasionally but it's shy and full of uncertainty. he's hesitant and awkward with eye contact during intimate moments but he does look up occasionally, especially when he feels he's doing something well or wants to gauge your reaction

🌀 - soft and sweet with a hint of curiosity. he's slow and methodical at first, paying attention to what you enjoy, learning and adapting as he goes. his movements are careful and considerate, though he may occasionally pause or stumble, especially if he gets self-conscious. his goal is always to be gentle and loving, rather than rough

💬 - yes but it's mainly praise or reassurances; 'i'm still getting the hang of this, love, so just…be patient with me, yeah?', 'i can't believe i get to do this with you… you're perfect'

final judgement: he's trying his very best and his enthusiasm and sincerity more than make up for his inexperience

william tell

🔥 - very confident (once he gets back into practice. isolation in prison has a weird way of making you a little more inept at eating pussy). he's a man of control, precision and discipline. his confidence comes from his deep understanding of the power dynamic in any given situation. when he gives oral, it's no different, he's in charge, fully aware of his ability to control the pace and intensity of the moment

😏 - loves it but more for the power dynamic and watching you squirm. giving oral isn't just about pleasure for him; it's about the psychological aspect. he enjoys the control over your body and mind, the sense of dominance it gives him. it's a way to assert power and connect with you in an intimate yet assertive way

✋ - yes, always. he uses his hands to hold you still, ensuring you can't pull away or squirm

👀 - yes, deliberate and intense. he maintains steady, almost unflinching eye contact to exert control. he wants to see your reaction, gauge your submission and ensure you understand who's in charge

🌀 - methodical and precise. he takes his time, methodically ensuring every movement is precise. his style is firm but controlled, taking measured, deliberate actions that create an intense, sometimes teasing rhythm

💬 - yes, usually commanding and firm; 'hands where i can see them. you don't touch unless i say so', 'you're gonna think about this every time you're alone'

final judgement: a little out of practice but he's got some tricks up his sleeve

oomph that was a lot! thank you for the ask tho, nonny 💛💛