#nathan bateman headcanons

[melodygatesauthor]

do u have a prompt list for the 2k celebration? or do u just want us to send characters? i really wanna request a yandere nathan bateman x reader but i havent got any actual ideas for it

Oooh, Nonnie I love this. I'll throw a little bulleted blurb out for you.

NSFW and NON-CON below the cut

Nathan has access to the webcams of each employee issued laptop.

He's always running surveillance, making sure everyone's working hard.

He sees you, biting your lip while looking at your screen. It makes him stop, and his breath hitches in his throat.

The normally cocky Nathan Bateman feels his face getting flush and his pulse start to race.

He has to have you.

He's watching your home cameras now, your ring camera, home security system, laptop, phone, whatever you've got, he's on it.

He even watches when you think no one's looking and you're moaning, watching some porno on your phone with two fingers buried in your wet cunt.

Why are you watching a crappy porno when he has a perfectly, better than average, cock, right there and aching for you.

Fuck his dick is so hard it hurts sometimes. He sees you and he just has to stop whatever he's working on to relieve himself, he can't help it.

He even made a gynoid that looks just like you, one that talks and walks like you. But it's not you.

When he fucks her, spilling his hot seed into her, she's dead behind the eyes, not like you, so beautiful, so exciting, so full of life. It's such a waste of cum that should've been given to you. Not some useless thing.

He HAS to have you.

Nathan's always watching you, but not only when you're doing dirty things, oh no...he's studying your patterns, learning when you leave for work, when you're going home, who your friends are. He learns everything about you...so he knows when's the right time to strike.

He waits until he knows you're going to be alone. He planned for this, building an AI dedicated to taking you without a trace, and bringing you safely to him.

When you're there, Nathan doesn't let you leave, no matter how much you cry, beg, or bang on that door, you're not going anywhere.

He gets upset when you don't touch yourself like you used to, so instead he makes some male bots fuck you while he watches through the camera.

Of course he's fucking you himself too, when he's not sadistically watching you take it in every hole while you beg the androids to stop.

He tells you he'll make them stop if you're good and behaved when he wants to fuck you himself.

That's how he makes a nice, obedient little pet out of you.

That's how he gets you to sleep with him without being defiant, even if you're crying yourself to sleep at night.

And that's how he manages to break and bend you until you wouldn't want to leave even if you could. Because he's the best thing for you, and because no one will ever love you the way he can.

Melody's 2k Celebration Masterlist

[soulreader05]

I just had a random thought of Jamie and Silas having dance battles with their dad, Nathan. Silas is always playing Bluey background music, Nathan and Jamie just have to roll with it because they can’t say no to him.

@hoedamn-eron

[steven-grants-world]

Domestic Nathan is EVERYTHING

give us some nathan please i think im having withdrawal

aha my circle of addicts is growing

cw: domestic nathan, married life, headcanons, fluff

Changes

Nathan didn't think he'd changed much since you married. You begged to differ, laughing at his confusion. Oh, honey, you snorted into a glass of wine, and begun listing his new habits.

For one thing, he'd gotten docile. Never a word you expected in company with Nathan, but he'd mellowed out considerably. The quips and barbs were fewer now, arguments ending in compromise rather than dispute. His face twisted into a pout as you went into detail.

See, that's what I mean, you teased, by now you'd have bitten my head off. You scruffed his beard affectionately and his irritation quelled, melting into contentment.

Secondly, the napping.

Nathan had become a prolific napper. He liked them well enough at the beginning of your relationship, just for a quick recharge, but now? He took it seriously. Nathan had a designated couch and several blankets he liked to wrap himself in. He had water and snacks available for in between, and would set all the thermostats and light fixtures to the perfect level for his liking.

It was a science. He sleep soundly, snoring quietly when you passed. Sometimes he'd snag you in for a cuddle, bear-hugging you into his nest. Then you were stuck for a few hours until he woke.

You joked that his napping had replaced his coding as a priority, to which he scoffed.

He'd also gotten snacky.

Nathan had a very clean diet and eating schedule. It kept him trim and fit and didn't take too much effort. You liked to cook and bake (not a gendered thing, but you both enjoyed making meals for each other.) and he liked the muffins and breads and cookies and whatnot.

It turned into a nightly thing, to have a snack. His face was softer, and he filled out his shirts a little more. Not in a bad way, not at all. You found him very attractive, you assured him, pecking a kiss atop his head, nothing to worry about there.

It means you feel happy, you explained, taking his hand in yours. it's not bad.

Nathan struggled to think about this for a while, trying to cut out these habits. He liked his routine originally, and the idea that it was changing disturbed him.

But you sat beside him in bed, inquiring worriedly after his health. are you okay you seem distant-er than usual, mister genius.

You kept up that tone of kindness, but the pure concern in your gaze made him wilt. He decided to return tenfold, napping the day away with you tucked up on the couch next to him. Changes could be okay, too.

this was a little new format for me but here we are <3

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[hoedamn-eron]

oscar isaac characters with an s/o who subtly paints the furniture

Saw this on Insta and thought it was really cute so have some blurbs 😊

If there is any I have missed that you would like to see, let me know (but bear in mind I have not seen all of Oscar's performances so may turn some down!)

Steven Grant

Once he saw it, he was confused as to where it came from, because he doesn't remember it being there before

But then he catches you painting another flower on the skirting board one slow Sunday afternoon

Thinks it's the cutest fucking thing he's ever seen

It brings a bit of brightness into the flat

When he approaches you about it you’re immediately apologising since you actually only spend half your time at the flat

“Don’t be silly, I want to know if I can join you?”

Marc Spector

Noticed at the same time as Steven

Was also confused because he couldn't remember if it was there before or not

Feels like he's losing the plot a little because more small paintings keep popping up but he isn't sure where they're coming from

Finally notices it's you when you've left your paints out on the coffee table one afternoon when you've had to rush to work

And it all just clicks in his mind

Goes out and buys you all the paint you want because he wants all your artwork on the walls

Jake Lockley

Honestly, he spotted you the first time you did it, like immediately

Loves that you do it, thinks it's cute

But he also thinks it hilarious to add onto your artwork and not tell you

So much so that you think you're losing the plot, because "you do not remember painting a duck with those flowers?"

He plays ignorant, obviously

But you catch him one day painting and wordlessly join him

Now it's become a weekly thing you do together

Llewyn Davis

Poor baby doesn't have furniture

But he crashes as yours quite a bit and he's noticed the small pieces dotted around your apartment

He likes them, he thinks they're cute

He was out auditioning one night when he noticed his guitar, there was a bunch of daisies painted on the back

His guitar is his pride and joy, and if it were anyone else he'd be fuming

But he's not

He feels warm, like a piece of you is with him wherever he goes

Now every gig he does, he comes to you, and asks you to do another painting, "for luck"

Blue Jones

This one is a bit risky

Because there isn't an awful lot of recreation in the asylum, so you bribed some orderlies to get you some paint

And you got a total of three colours, but that's fine, you can make it work

Brings a bit of brightness to the asylum, since everything is grey

Blue is pissed and wants to know who is doing them

You, somehow, manage to break into Blue's office and - essentially - throw up a middle finger at him, and do a bunch of paintings around his office, in really obvious places

He catches you in the act since he comes back from lunch early

You're fucked

He has you on your hands and knees, scrubbing at each painting in his office, then he puts you in solitary for two weeks and has your paints disposed of

However, he notices a small painting of lavender under his desk that was missed in the clean up

He keeps it there

Nathan Bateman

You wouldn't dare, his coffee table alone costs more than your rent does in a year

Richard Alonso Muñoz

You already have your paintings up in the house so he loves whatever artwork you do

Honestly, I don't think you'd hide it from Richard, he probably told you to go nuts when you moved in

Takes photos of your work all the time to show his buddies at the prison

Some of the prisoners have asked if you can come in and do an art class for them, which you are happy to do on a weekend when you have more free time

Richard has put in the request but it hasn't been approved yet

Richard starts buying the seeds/bulbs for flowers you paint, to go in the front garden

Learns all about them in books, and how to take care of them

Now and then requests you to paint a flower he's seen in said books

Poe Dameron

Like Blue, gets confused on who is painting across the base, but obviously isn't pissed about it

Gets seriously confused when he finds one of the paintings in his personal room

He asks BB-8 but he hasn't a clue either

Until one day, BB-8 comes to Poe with a small little painting of Poe, of all things, on him

But BB-8 is so amused about it that he doesn't tell Poe

He catches you when you're painting something on his X-Wing

Scares the living daylights out of you when he calls you and asks what you're doing

You apologise, and tell him you'll take it off as soon as

But he tells you not to bother, because it's a - albeit crude because of the size - little portrait of you, and him, and BB-8

He refuses to wash it off and if it ever fades, instantly asks you to redo it

When you get married, he paints on wedding rings

Santiago Garcia

You're his roommate since you worked together in the forces

He had no idea you could paint

Strangely doesn't catch you for the longest time

He thinks it's Benny playing a trick on him, or Frankie

Grills them for the longest time until you finally admit it was you

You tell him it helps with the nightmares, that it calms your mind

After that, Santi doesn't bother you with it

When he sees you painting on his dining table leg, he makes you a coffee and just sits next to you and watches silently

Now every time you tell him you're going to paint, he comes and just sits, watching you

It's therapeutic for you both

[winniethewife]

Oscar Isaac Characters as angsty Quotes/Lyrics

Steven Grant: I am not a violent dog, I don't know why I bite

Marc Spector: I am not your pet, I never liked you, I don't care about you, I won't wait for you. I bite.

Jake Lockley: I suppose if it worked, we'd be dead already

Llewyn Davis: I Know I could have Loved you (But you would not let me) 

Kane: I'm well beyond you now, and travelling very fast

Leto Atreides: No good deed goes unpunished

Blue Jones: It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

Nathan Bateman: Genius must ever be imperfect.

Santiago Garcia: A hero of war, Is that what they see? Just medals and scars, So damn proud of me.

Abel Morales: I can pardon everybody’s mistakes except my own.

William Tell: I lost a game you couldn't even lose in.

Poe Dameron: When heroes fall from the sky, many more will learn to fly.

Rydal Keener: If you're not having me nor I you that doesn't mean I will stop loving you 

Peter Roiter: I love you in every universe

Mikael Boghosion: I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

Miguel O'hara: Listen, don't meet your heroes. If you meet your heroes, you're always going to be disappointed.

Jonathan Levy: Maybe then you could've loved me like you don't know how to

Outcome 3: I could disappear forever and it wouldn’t make a difference.

Orestes: If I'm a pagan of the good times, My lover's the sunlight

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[soulreader05]

*BANGING CREDIT CARD INTENSIFIES* 💳💳💳💳 MORE PWEASE!

You know what? Fuck you. *transmascs all your Oscar Isaac characters*

Nathan still gets really bad cramps even though he’s well into his transition and HRT.

Also, even though the moon boys got top surgery ages ago and the scar is long gone, Steven still gets a bit of chest dysphoria and that’s why most of his clothes tend to be loose.

And Anselm has destroyed every record that he was AFAB and replaced them with the new records that record him as AMAB because he has the money and influence to do that and because he felt like it. He has also shot several transphobes personally both because they said something or simply because he was bored.

Meanwhile Poe needs to be told to take a binding break all the time because he either forgets to or he’s being stubborn and refuses to do so.

[freelancearsonist]

nathan being soft n sweet and taking care of you while youre ovulating<3🥺🥺

oh it’s his favorite time of the month. he tracks your entire cycle, and that doesn’t just mean your period.

he knows when it’s coming and it makes his mouth water, because he knows you’ll be wanting him just as badly as he wants you.

its the second gentlest week of the month with him. he loves to fuck you rough and hard, but while you’re ovulating he’s nothing but saccharine sweet. he spends hours working you over, making you come again and again and again before he finally fucks you, hoping you’ll be come drunk enough to let him fill you the way he wants to.

it’s sweet and he even cuddles you afterwards, holding you close and tracing his fingers over your belly and imagining what it would be like to feel little kicks against his hand 🥹

sinful sunday

[my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction]

Hi! I don't know if you're taking requests rn but if you are I'd like to throw one in. You can do this with either the moon boys or Nathan, I can see both of them for this.

But could you do a fic or little headcanon post about them with a partner who is extremely feminine and girly but has a highly respected profession that they are very skilled at. I'm talking Elle Woods level of wears pink and looks like an air-head but could eat you alive if you try to challenge their smarts in their profession.

I feel like any of them would be so prideful about having a partner who "can do both".

If you don't want to do it there's no pressure at all, don't worry! :))

Ahhhhh, oh my gosh I love this! Thank you so much for the request ❤️

I had to do it with Nathan!

Extremely Feminine S/O Headcanons

Nathan Bateman X F!Reader Rating: T Masterlist | ao3 | want to be tagged?

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Literally obsessed with how much of an expert you are, will find any plausible reason (no matter how minor) as an excuse to get you to talk about it. 

Will listen for hours because he loves to listen to you talk. And has definitely tried to convince you to give an impromptu lecture on your subject while he works because it helps him to focus. 

Has also twisted your arm into recording a personal podcast for him talking about your field in minute detail. 

Loves how you dress and choose to express yourself (he wouldn’t care how you dress, but it brings him so much joy that it makes you happy). 

Whenever he has to go to any business events he’s taking you with him and will 100% wear a pocket square that matches your outfit, but will deny it if you ask outright. (If you don’t mention it he will ask why your clothes match his pocket square with a devilish look in his eye.) 

Purposely talks about your achievements at the events so he can listen to you talk about it to other people. 

Not so secretly lives for the look of surprise on certain biassed individuals faces when they are introduced to you and make an assumption on how you look, for it then to be destroyed. 

If he’s going with you to one of your events he will refuse to answer any questions about his work, guiding the conversation back to you with a surprising skill. (Fains confusion when you ask him why he can’t be so diplomatic/charming when he’s doing other things.)

Secretly likes it when you get a bit bossy and tell him what to do.

(Definitely wants you to step on him in your pink high heels.)

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[writefightandflightclub]

Wholesome and highly specific Nathan / Steven / Oscar character headcanons and daydreams that are getting me through A Week:

Imagining which Oscar characters would have the hugest “I love my wife/spouse” energy and all the ways it would manifest. (Nathan probably has “unfortunately, I love my wife/spouse” energy but he can be cute too, I swear.)

Steven noticing you’re nervous or anxious or disregulated in some situation or another, even though no-one else notices - you haven’t even - and just very casually cycling through ways to help in his head as he watches you wring your hands in your lap. In the end, he quietly digs for something in his pocket and gently transfers a little fidget cube from his hand to yours. You carry on with whatever you were dealing with and you don’t even notice what he’s done. That you’re fidgeting. Until you do. Until you realise you feel a little better. And then, of course, you realise he is the one responsible. You look to your side, and there he is just giving you the softest smile with his eyes. Those beautiful brown eyes and… Oops. You’re in love.

Nathan with a huge crush on you. (Crush by Tessa Violet vibes, don’t judge me.) Basically Nathan lying on his tummy kicking his feet in the air and just gone for you. And every time he has a cute adorable thought about you, he hates it. He feels like he’s diseased with love. Actually considers that something might be wrong with his brain. So, he starts writing his cute thoughts down on a post-it and sticking them on his wall, partly to gather solid evidence of his malady and partly just to get it the hell out… until the wall is basically covered in nice things about you he can’t bring himself to say to your face. It’s a problem, and so, eventually, Nathan just drags you the hell in there by the arm and points at his wall and says “Look! Would you just fucking look? I’ve jizzed schmaltzy sentiments all over the wall like I’m the Pollock of fucking compliments and you gotta help me.” “Help you how?!” “I dunno. Honey. Make it stop.” And… You’re not a medical professional, but you do think you might be able to kiss him better. At least, it’s definitely worth experimenting.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

😳 - a confessing headcannon with Nathan Bateman? 👀 how would your Nathan confess to reader? I’d love to know!

P.S. I am such a huge fan of your writing ❤️

(I'm not currently taking prompts from this list)

Thank you, friend!!

Nathan likes to keep his cards close to his chest

And he knows how to work people and tell them things that they want to hear

Like telling Caleb how smart he is before eventually backtracking and saying, 'you're okay'

I think (there I go with I think again) that Nathan would keep his cards extra close to his chest when it comes to being in love with someone

And even if the feeling is genuine, he's going to hold the fact that he loves you close until he needs to use it

Is it the nicest way to behave? Absolutely not

But he's never been the nicest

He's our scrunkly little asshole and that's why we love him

Anywhoodle

I think the confession would be a bargaining chip for him

Because he knows how much weight it has

And it makes it seem as if he's throwing the ball into your court with an, "You'd do this if you loved me as much as I love you."

He'd watch

He'd wait

The wheels would be spinning in your head, and he'd just let it hang in the air

Maybe you'd let it sway you. Maybe you wouldn't.

If you do let it, he'll see it as validation. You do love him, and you're willing to do what he needs.

If you don't let it sway you, he'll play it off when you ask him about it later.

Oh that? That was a bargaining chip.

It sours you toward him, and it sours the feeling of it in himself

Because he means it, and if he ever tells you again, are you going to believe it?

[soulreader05]

𝓙𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓮 & 𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 HeadCanons

Do not leave them alone with a gaming console. These two geeks have the worst gaming rivalry, there has been a loss of count on how many times they’ve tied together when it comes to competitive games like Minecraft, Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Mortal Kombat, Call Of Duty, you name it.

These two also have lightsabers battle once every weekend. Nathan likes to record their battles and Jamie likes to analyze them. The winning score between them is half and half.

Whenever Nathan is being his usual asshole self, Jamie will be blasting loud ass Anime music in the living room…to the point to where they will sing the lyrics at the top of their lungs until Nathan finally apologizes.

Jamie Alvarez is most known in the Bluebook company as the little intern who can get away with calling out their boss’s bullsh*t and not get severely ridiculed by him.

Whenever they working in the lab together, their creativity runs wild. Jamie comes up with the most craziest ideas and Nathan puts them into action with their assistance.

Jamie has a habit of overworking to the point where they are knocked out cold on their work desk drooling a bit. Nathan will reluctantly pick them up and take them to bed. (He gives them a kiss on their forehead & makes sure they’re tucked in with their creeper plushie he got for them.)

Nathan likes to makes sure that Jamie is actually get enough sleep and gets their proper sustenance…however they’ll turn the tables on to him because he’s no different to them when it comes to being healthy.

And since Nathan has his own habit of over drinking till he f*cking drops, Jamie always makes sure that their idiot boss has a glass of water and a pill whenever he wakes up hungover. (He knows it them and appreciates it.)

Jamie likes it when Nathan listens to them to ramble about their special interests…probably because he’s the only who doesn’t interrupt them or judge them for talking too much.

Nathan teaches his intern how to dance properly, however Jamie will only learn with their music preference playing in the background, for example they’ll be playing Funk Soda. (Nathan only tolerates it because at least it has some funk.)

If Jamie is ever having a bad or depressing day, Nathan will let them have their day off work and gives them their own space since he knows they don’t really like to talk much about their personal feelings (or past).

However…if their depression goes further as to crying alone in their room, Nathan will just grab Jamie and their personal blanket, roll them into a little sushi and snuggle them. He’ll put on their favorite cartoon and watch it together, having a day to themselves.

Jamie will often call Nathan, boss man, Jefe, Télii, grizzly bear, big guy…and they’ll never explain to him what ‘azhéʼé’ means when they call him in their native language.

Nathan calls them, gremlin, little sh*t, young padawan, mini robot, baby hacker, little creep.

When Jamie’s not paying attention, he’ll call them, kiddo, sweetheart, precious…my baby.

I stayed up late writing this, so I don’t even know if it’s really good, anyways I hope you guys enjoy this.

Tags : @ominoose @hoedamn-eron @howaboutcastiel @reallyrallyauthor @girlwhofellfromthemoon @gingersforeverbox

[pygmi-cygni]

Baby, meet Baby

I do not like pregnancy fics at all but I love little children and I'm lowkey a little buzzed right now and I thought this was cute.

Nathan has a panic attack when he sees the baby. You laugh and say 'not mine, just taking care of her for the weekend' yet he will not get within ten feet of her.

You hold her in a bjorn and rock her gently in the kitchen. He'll watch from the doorway, but stalk off when you catch him.

Sometimes he asks, feigning disinterest, if it's annoying to hold her all the time. 'No,' you shrug, rubbing her back, 'kind of like a big squishy brick.' He wrinkles his nose and rolls his eyes.

Cannot comprehend loving a baby. 'Smelly, gross, makes a fuckin' mess, what is there to like?'

'She trusts you completely. kind of like your bots,' you slide in, after wiping the mess of peas off the floor.

after a few days, he gets curious. he'll stand near her bassinet while she sleeps and just watch, peering at the ways she wiggles or squeezes her hands.

'Wanna hold her?' you offer when she's feeling a bit drowsy. 'She won't scream.'

He balks, but you pull him over to the sofa and arrange his arms correctly, then lay the baby gently on his lap. Nathan....just kinda shorts out.

His face freezes in that odd expression of terror, until the baby starts to fuss. Then he goes into work mode, adjusting and shifting to figure out how to fix her small cries. You don't help him when he shoots you a desperate glance. If anything, you walk up to get some dishes done.

Nathan sits on the couch, petrified. 'Hey,' he hisses. 'get your ass-' a wary glance at the baby, and he lowers his voice. 'Get your ass back over here!'

When you don't listen, he just resigns to his fate and sits back, trying to breathe as gently as possible.

The baby, ironically, adores him. falls asleep very easily, sprawled across him haphazardly. Nathan likes the weight and the warmth of her tiny body, and adjusts pretty well.

He prefers the baby carrier. That way he can get work done and coo over her in private.

Shocked to find that smelling the top of a baby's head is indeed very soothing. Baby loves the feel of his beard and often falls asleep with her hand fisted in the rough curls.

Once, he hurriedly handed her over and stepped back. "I don't wanna hold her anymore," he said firmly. You frowned, checking her onesie. "Did she pee?"

No, he just got an overwhelming need to squish her face really hard and was genuinely terrified of hurting her.

Cuteness aggression, you laughed, happens all the time. He shudders and takes a few minutes away.

Gets over it pretty quick though and soon hogs all the holding time. hates everything else though.

genuinely kind of bummed when the baby has to go back to your sister.

domesticity is choking me.

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[emma23]

Headcanon:

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- Y/n birthday reaction of Oscar Isaac characters https://www.tumblr.com/emma23/765129376685867008/headcanon-yn-birthday-reaction-of-oscar-issac

- Y/n in a plane for the first time Oscar Isaac characters reaction https://www.tumblr.com/emma23/765479863525179392/headcanon-yn-in-a-plain-for-the-first-time-oscar

- Y/n and Oscar Isaac characters during Halloween https://www.tumblr.com/emma23/765890814822989824/headcanon-yn-and-oscar-isaac-characters-during

[hoedamn-eron]

listen okay

been thinking about Oscar's characters and what they're like as dads

Spoke very briefly with @writefightandflightclub about this, months ago (can't even find the post it was that long ago - I'll link it later if I do - FOUND IT)

Poe Dameron is a girl dad

Santiago Garcia is a girl dad (see here)

Steven Grant is a girl dad

And Marc Spector and Jake Lockley

(Jake especially)

But Nathan Bateman

Nathan Bateman oozes boy dad

Because, right:

Nathan created Ava and has the mindset that girls are scary

(And Luna pointed out that he'd be wary after that having a girl after 'the incident' and I agree)

Seems like the kind of guy to say 'first time, guaranteed' after sex, when you both agree to start trying

(he was right, it was)

(you still don't know how he did it)

Anyways, you both have a boy

He needed to find out at your anomaly scan because he hasn't been able to control one single thing during this pregnancy and he hates it

So he voted he found out the gender

Makes you put on classical music for "the foetus" (Nathan's words) because he seems like that type of guy

Not that he doubts the kid'll be a genius, but it can't hurt

When your son is here, Nathan would be a mess

It was one thing knowing you were pregnant, seeing the bump and ultrasounds and all

But now there's an actual kid

A kid that is fully reliant on him

Nathan probably wouldn't sleep for weeks

Just sit and works and watches the kid, make sure he's breathing

He'd mellow out eventually, when you'd told him he needed sleep and can't keep doing this to himself

You took over the night shift after that, mostly

He isn't the kind of dad to rough house

But one that you'll catch talking out coding issues to an infant who just stares at Nathan, just because of the sound of his voice

Your son would look nothing like you, and take everything after Nathan (he's super smug about it too - not only can he make literal lifelike robots, but he has 'superior genes' too)

Would want to call the boy something unique like Silas, or Atlas, something along those lines

You had veto'd them very quickly

But Silas grew on you, so I can imagine you agreed to a unique name

Once your son was old enough, he'd definitely teach him how to box

Since Nathan's sleep schedule is fucked (he's working on it), he's always up first with the kid

You'll always find them on the decking at the punching bag

Nathan was always guiding him, praising him when your son eventually punched the bag

You and Nathan both regularly went out on hikes (he enjoyed them more than you did) even before the kid

When the kid was born, it was easy to carry him around in a carrier on your chests

But when he got older and learned to walk, he never wanted to be carried

And the hikes took longer

So now Nathan's planned out new family friendly routes for you all, where you'll all be out for an hour, tops, and not far from the house

Nathan really hates mess, so will probably follow the kid around once he starts walking, just picking up after him

If he's stressed or hungover (he's working on that too) he would probably yell at you to sort it out

He'd apologise later after you chewed him out, even offering to do bath time and get the kid ready for bed

"I'll read him a story or some shit"

(It's probably Stephen Hawking)

He'd arrange someone to decorate the kids bedroom to look like space or something

You had a field day looking around the IKEA website and choosing what you wanted for your son's dream bedroom, but Nathan had just rolled his eyes and got the more expensive, designer, equivalent and it was delivered within a week

You'd told him off for doing it, but he just shrugged at you wordlessly as he set up the bedroom for your son

This is long enough, I'm gonna stop here, but now I want to write a full series of dad!Nathan 😭😭😭