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sue will NEVER believe him

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guys saw doechii, the marías, sabrina, remi wolf, & orion sun

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DOECHII performing live at Lollapalooza

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Teacher Looking For Some Help

Hey guys! I'm still not back writing. I'm busy working on my mental health, getting my life in order, and mainly prepping for teaching a 4th/5th split class again.

Throughout this post there are several ways to help me get the items I need to help be successfully teach a 4th/5th grade split class.

It would also mean so much to me if this post could be shared around to get more traction. Thanks!

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QUESTIONS

I know that some of you have questions like:

What is a split class? 

A split class is where one teacher has two grade levels of students in their class. I will have my class of (so far) 31 students split between 4th graders (15) and 5th graders (16). I am teaching both grade levels in the same classroom, at the same time.

How can you teach two grades together? 

It will be hard but my admin, coaches, and fellow teachers are helping me work out the best schedule for me and my students.

Why can’t you get help from your school or district? 

Unfortunately, part of the reason that I am teaching a split is because there is not enough money. The school and district can’t help me with everything I want or need for my classroom. If I don’t reach out for help from other sources, I end up buying most of what I need from my own pocket. Honestly, I wish I didn't have to reach out and ask for help like this... Unfortunately, funding for education continues to get cut, which leads me to this position.

This sounds familiar, haven't you done this before?

I did teach a 4th/5th split two years ago. This year will be harder though as I cannot combine my language arts lessons. So I have nothing that I'm teaching the two grade levels that are the same.

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AMAZON WISHLIST

My Amazon wishlist has a variety of items with a variety of prices. Feel free to sort it by prices (that’s what I do). The items also send straight to me so you don’t have to worry about anything!

Amazon Link Click Here

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KOFI

Honestly, I had forgotten that I had this Kofi account. Feel free to donate money through this account.

Kofi Link Click Here

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JOURNALS

I made these journals and are selling them on Amazon. I would love it if I could sell a few more of these journals to help!

Dream Journal

Beach Vibes Journal

Farm Vibes Journal

A Magical Park Journal

Fanfiction Tracker Journal

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TEACHERS PAY TEACHERS (TPT)

My fellow teachers, I sell items on TPT. If you would like, you can buy my items off of TPT. I am working on putting more items on there.

TPT Link Click Here

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Thank you for any of the support you can give. I truly appreciate it. Every time people donate to my class, I make sure to make a big deal about it with my students. When they find it's been donated by people they don't know, they take much better care of it for some reason. In my classroom, we cherish everything that is given to us.

If you could please reblog this and share it around, that would be great!

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it’s true, i manifested my latino boyfriend

guys after years of fixating on oscar isaac and pedro pascal (and now danny) i may have manifested my latino boyfriend

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x / raymond carver

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Here are my July faves! Please mind the tags for each work in order to carefully curate a better Tumblr reading experience for you 💙 Show the writers some love by liking, commenting, and reblogging. Your feedback is what keeps us going and helps keep the flame of creativity burning bright 😊

dividers by @strangergraphics 👑

Past fic recs

Joel Miller

Ask Me Nicely by @flawssy-227 ~ Joel Miller x afab!reader {You're working at Tommy's Diner, and Joel is a creepy but kinda sexy line cook}

Cat Distribution System by @cxrsed-angel ~ {Joel becomes a reluctant cat dad after a cat shows up on his porch couch.}

Coming Up Quick (Going Down Slow) by @sceletaflores ~ Joel Miller x fem!reader

concessions by @toxicanonymity ~ Joel Miller x f!reader

Construction Corner by @for-a-longlongtime

Daddy by @hotgirlbedtimescenarios ~ Joel x f!reader {Joel comes over for dinner but disaster strikes when secrets are discovered.}

The Dog Days of Starting Over - Pt. 3 by @joelalorian ~ Joel Miller x f!reader {Joel is hit with the loneliness of an empty nest when Sarah goes overseas for college. Her solution? Adopt a dog. That may just change Joel's life.}

Every Last Drop by @mani-pedro ~ {You spend the evening by the fire; cuddling Joel on the couch while he nurses. Snuggly, cozy, warm and fuzzy feels.}

The Greener Grass Across the Street by @lillaydee ~ Joel Miller / Reader {The grass is always greener on the other side.}

Healing by @milla-frenchy ~ Joel Miller x fem reader {since childhood, you've learned to deal with your emotions alone. Until you meet a person who helps you heal}

"I love you! Is that what you wanted to hear? Are you happy now?" by @greenwitchfromthewoods

It Tastes of Magic - Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 by @sawymredfox ~ Joel Miller x fem!able bodied original character {Three people become strangers no more.}

Just You And Me Baby Girl by @pascalluvur ~ new dad!joel x reader!daughter x uncle!tommy {Uncle Tommy meets Joel’s newborn for the first time.}

Lead Me Not Into Temptation - Pt. 5 | Pt. 6 | Pt. 7 | Pt. 8 | Pt. 9 | Pt. 10 | Pt. 11 | Pt. 12 | Pt. 13 | Pt. 14 | Pt. 15 | Pt. 16 by @tateypots

mating season and mating season drabble by @stitch-away ~ bear hybrid joel miller x reader (gender unspecified) {you’re camping alone in the woods during june; bear mating season.}

Moving In by @lucymmiller {The Millers move into their new house. }

Raider's Rescue by @tateypots ~ Raider!Joel x f!Reader {Your settlement is attacked by Raider's. One of them comes to your rescue but he has to go to extreme lengths to keep you safe.}

summer camp sadness by @jupiter-soups ~ {when it’s Sarah's first time away from home for overnight summer camp, Joel is unprepared for the wave of emotions that overtake him.}

sweet angel agency by @laligraves ~ dark!joel miller x fem!reader {Joel mistakes you for the escort he ordered.}

Marcus Moreno

brief intervention by @sin-djarin ~ Marcus Moreno x gn!reader {Marcus needs a little stress relief on his break and you get a surprise in return.}

outlook good by @stitch-away ~ marcus moreno x male reader {you and marcus are dorm mates in college. you find he’s bought a magic 8 ball with him}

Javier Peña

"I fucking love you, okay?! I don't want to, but I do." by @greenwitchfromthewoods

short dress & redemption: short dress by @greenwitchfromthewoods ~ {you didn't dress for him}

wicked whims by @myownwholewildworld ~ javier peña x f!reader {javi catches you playing wicked whims in the sims and decides to make your fantasies a reality.}

Tim Rockford

Bringing You In Hot by @604to647 ~ Detective Tim Rockford x fem!reader

Harry Castillo

Don't Give Up On Me by @punkshort ~ Harry Castillo x f!reader {Should you give up on the man you love when he disappoints you, or do you give him another chance?}

Frankie Morales

the best decision & redemption: the best decision by @greenwitchfromthewoods ~ {breaking up was the only right decision}

Don't Let You Go by @berryispunk ~ Frankie Morales x gn! reader {It started with a grocery store crash and a terrible first date but somehow, against all odds, it became the love that makes you stay.}

Forever by @aurorawritestoescape ~ Frankie Morales x f!reader {Frankie takes you out to a fancy restaurant and you think he’s going to propose.}

F*ckin' Forty by @mountainsandmayhem ~ Young Frankie x Older F! Reader {Men your age don’t do the way a twenty five year old future helicopter pilot can.}

More Than This by @berryispunk ~ Frankie Morales x f! reader {Two longtime almost-somethings finally cross the line in the front seat of a truck, laughter still on their lips and feelings too big to name.}

triangle & redemption: triangle by @greenwitchfromthewoods ~ {three is already a crowd}

Clint Flood

The Little Blue Cottage by @nathanbatemanfucker ~ clint x f!reader {clint and his daughter find a chance at love again with the neighbor across the street.}

Dave York

I Just Called To Say... [redacted] by @criticallyacclaimedstranger ~ Dave York x you {Dave's on a "business trip" and gets a sexy phone call from you.}

Pero Tovar

Breaking Chains by @604to647 ~ Pero Tovar x Chinese fem!OC reader {After two years of peace following the defeat of the Tao Tei, you return home to fulfill your duty as the eldest daughter – but how can you marry when your heart belongs to Pero?}

Max Phillips

Performance Review by @aurorawritestoescape ~ Max Phillips x OMC {Max conducts a performance review in a non-conventional way.}

Marcus Pike

Loose Change by @burntheedges ~ Marcus Pike x f!reader {You loved playing in the orchestra, but when you needed a change, you started busking at a few places around town just for fun. You weren't expecting the attractive man that stopped to listen. Or his smile.}

Jack Daniels

If I Should Die Before You Do by @maggiemayhemnj ~ AU!Jack Daniels x afab!Reader (nicknamed “Junebug���)

Din Djarin

Welcoming Home by @honeybunnyale {Din comes back to the covert newly repented.}

Ted Garcia

Just Friends by @joelmillerswife9 {Ted Garcia’s son has been busted on film smoking pot at a party during the COVID-19 pandemic, jeopardizing his father’s campaign. While watching Ted’s public interview/ apology to Eddington, you extend an invitation to an old friend.}

Naughty Call by @joelmillerswife9 {Ted Garcia is on a Zoom call and you are being quite the distraction}

Multi/Others

double play by @toxicanonymity ~ Tommy and Joel Miller x f!reader

grab a bite by @guiltyasdave ~ dave york x marcus pike

i just miss you by @stitch-away ~ dave york x frankie morales {it's been two years since they left afghanistan and since they've seen one another. dave and frankie are doing worse back home than they ever were in the army}

The Interrogation by @charethcutestory02 ~ Dave York X Marcus Pike X Javier Peña x F!Reader {Berlin. NYE. You have no idea why, but you’ve been taken and locked up in a sparse US government office building, late at night, with three insanely hot, broad, dominant agents to keep watch over you.}

Lie still by @milla-frenchy ~ Steve Murphy x fem reader x Javier Peña {two DEA agents come to your apartment to extract information from you}

November by @thedilfdiaries ~ Arthur Morgan x reader {Every November, Arthur Morgan is haunted by memories of a love he lost..}

Soft by @honeybunnyale ~ Tommy Miller x reader {Tommy has always been soft for you. Joel had seemingly just started.}

spectators by @toxicanonymity ~ Tommy Miller x f!reader

two man job by @sin-djarin ~ Frankie Morales x Santiago Garcia {Santi has a new house and new plan to go alongside it. He needs Frankie’s assistance to start making it a home. But Frankie needs a helping hand, too.}

ungodly fruit by @sin-djarin ~ Tim Rockford x Dave York {Dave likes manners and control. But the script gets flipped quickly.}

yes sir by @stitch-away ~ clint flood x harry castillo {harry gets matched on a blind date by lucy from adore. he assumed it was going to be with her but his date is nothing close}

Self Recs

The Arrangement ~ Din Djarin x f!Reader {Keeping up with your agreement to give yourself to the Mandalorian in exchange for keeping the bounty off your father's head, Din struggles with his growing feelings for you.}

Compliance ~ Tim Rockford x f!reader {You get cuffed and stuffed by Detective Rockford}

The Feminine Urge to Disappear ~ Marcus Moreno x OFC Cat Cruz {Cat can't seem to get away from Lucien, even at work. Luckily Clint is there to save the day. When trying to have a peaceful night at home, Cat gets a call from her boss and accidentally causes a natural disaster.}

Linger ~ Dave York x fem!reader {Are you Dave's dirty little secret.. or just an afterthought?}

Wet Hot Summer - Joel Miller x f!reader ~ {You've avoided going home for summer break until this year, and with Joel Miller taking notice of you, things might get interesting..}

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I deserve an em dash. As a little treat

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In the Grass

summary: reed has a rough time slowing down.

pairing: reed richards x f!reader

contents: single father!reed richards, i love sue but she is dead here 🫶🏾, flirting, anxiety, kissing

wc: 1,196

an: first reed richards fic of many i hope, so go easy on me. i love him sooooo bad your honor <3

pedro pascal characters masterlist

Ben and Johnny had been encouraging Reed to get out, to see and live life for over a year.

He’s faced many things; black holes and time warps, and interdimensional collapse. Space monsters the size of skyscrapers, the loss of love, the weight of being a single father.

And now he’s facing you— or rather, the idea of pursuing you. The way you two met is something he’ll always have mixed feelings about.

One day Ben dropped him at a random coffee shop stating that he’d pick him up in a few hours. There was no discussion, no clarity or questions to be asked. Reed could’ve made his way home, stretching across the bustling city but he decided to give it a shot.

He doesn’t even like coffee, he much prefers tea but the moment he laid his eyes on you and felt your enthusiasm he knew something was shifting.

Coming to your coffee shop, hearing your passion about creativity, the unexpected and the unique has become a weekly routine. You listen to him too, ranting and working through ideas and worries with a soft gentle look on your face. No judgement, but with care despite your limited understanding.

And after about two months of ordering increasingly unnecessary beverages— your chili mocha had nearly sent him to a cardiac arrest— you made the first move, handing him a napkin with your number written in purple pen and a doodle of a caffeinated black hole.

“In case your research ever gets too lonely.”

Reed kept the napkin in his pocket for three days before texting. He spent another three designing the “perfect” date.

Now, as he so often does, he’s spiraling.

You’re already sitting on the blanket when he finally forces himself to breathe and stop triple-checking the air quality index. You’re in a flowy skirt, sunglasses perched on your nose, bare feet in the grass. Your curls are caught in the breeze, your skin sun-sparkled. You look like summer. You look happy.

To with him or to be here? He swallows hard. Could he be like that for you?

You gaze over at him as if you can hear his gears turning. “You brought, let’s see how many, six kinds of cheese?” you laugh as he sets down the insulated tote like it’s carrying nuclear samples.

He blinks, talking slowly, “I wasn’t sure about dietary restrictions. I accounted for lactose tolerance, casein preference, vegan alternatives…”

You lean over the spread and plant a soft kiss on his cheek. “You’re adorable, you know that?”

His mouth opens and closes without a sound as he effectively short-circuits. You let him.

For a while, it goes well. You eat and talk in hushed voices, heads close together. You make fun of his perfectly color-coded snack containers. Reed even makes you laugh when he admits he used a drone to test for ant colonies before choosing this picnic spot.

Eventually, the quiet sets in. There is nothing but birdsong and breeze, and the ease between you. No background hum of lab equipment. No city traffic. No panels to check, no data to stream, no Franklin. Just stillness. But in creeps that urgency, that discomfort that Reed always operates from.

He tries his best to mask it, but you notice—of course you do. Despite your easy going nature you’ve done nothing but notice everything about Reed from the moment you met him.

His shoulders tighten. His fingers twitch. He drops his fork and hesitates to pick it up.

���Reed?”

“I’m—fine,” he says, voice brittle. “Just adjusting. I’m used to more… control.”

You crawl closer, easy and slow, until you’re on your knees beside him.

“May I?” you ask, tilting your head toward his lap.

His brows furrow. “May you—?”

You climb into his lap gently, straddling him without urgency. He stiffens at first, overwhelmed by your sweet smell and smile, but you press your palms flat against his chest and say, “Breathe with me.”

His hands hover awkwardly at your waist before he lets them rest on the curve of you.

You exhale slowly. Once and again, over and over until his breath catches the rhythm and his heart stops racing.

“You don’t have to be perfect, you know,” you murmur. “You don’t have to host a TED talk to impress me. You just have to be here.”

His lashes flutter. His mouth opens, but again nothing comes out.

You okay?” you ask.

His nod is tiny, eyes fixed on your face with wonder. “You’re…very close.”

“Mhm. I am.”

His hands tighten just slightly, not possessive, just grounding himself. “And this is really happening?”

“I sure hope so,” you tease softly. “I like you, Reed. Even when you’re fidgety and when you over-plan. But especially when you look at me like that.”

His head tilts. “Like what?”

“Like you want to kiss me but haven’t decided if that’s statistically wise.”

He wants to—you can see it in the tension of his jaw, in the way his eyes flicker from your mouth to your eyes and back again. But he’s calculating something in his head, running variables, anticipating failure.

You wait a beat, letting him go through his moments, letting him be himself. But then you cup his cheek and whisper, “Let me do the math this time.”

The kiss starts slow and uncertain. Your lips press against his like a question, not wanting to scare him away. It’s him that shifts forward and catches your waist like you might vanish, opening his mouth to you.

In every sense of the word, he melts.

You could never prepare for the way his whole body slackens beneath you. How quiet and desperate the sound he makes is when your tongue slides against his. You pull back just enough to look at him.

“Reed?” you whisper.

He’s pink-cheeked and dazed, pupils blown, lips parted. “You scramble my brain more than a multiverse collapse,” he breathes.

Your smile is slow, reverent. “I’m pretty good then, hmm? Let’s see what else I can undo.”

You kiss him again, harder this time, and his grip on your waist tightens. When you rock forward he moans—soft, like he’s not used to the noise. His hands itch to roam, but eventually hover like he’s scared to touch too much. So scared to do the wrong thing. In his fear you guide him, sliding them just under your shirt to let him feel your skin. Feel how warm and raw and real this is.

The blanket beneath you rustles, the plates clatter and birds call. None of it matters because he feels lost in time with you.

You kiss him until he’s flushed and trembling beneath you, until he’s clinging to you like gravity had failed him. When you finally break away, he leans forward and buries his face in your neck.

“You okay?” you ask, combing your fingers through his silky hair.

He nods, quiet for a moment before saying, “You’re very…stimulating.”

You laugh. “Not a complaint, I hope.”

He shakes his head, lips brushing your collarbone. “No. Just… new input.”

You kiss the top of his head, holding him a little closer. “Plenty more where that came from.”

pedro characters taglist: @lesbianhotch, @ozarkthedog, @lowrisemiller, @iamthatonefangirl, @campingwiththecharmings, @stargazingcarol, @megamindsecretlair, @nerdieforpedro, @fakeplasticfeels, @for-a-longlongtime, @bubblybubbubs, @jxvipike, @veritable-trash, @yesjazzywazzylove-blog, @lowrisemiller, @ficsavin, @diedorleft, @meetmeatyourworst, @amyispxnk, @marc-spectorr, @luzhesrozes, @arsonhotchner, @ashmiller, @hotchshands, @sidkneeeee

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Olivia Dean in Mugler for “One Night Only Live in Paris”

📸: Jérémy Authier

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oh by the way saw olivia dean the other day

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what is your number 8 song on your on repeat playlist?

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can’t wait to go see f4 again so i can continue to pick apart, psychoanalzye and love reed richards

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#he turned 50 and all filter just melted away lmao

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PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA Narcos (2015-2017) 1.06 "Explosivos"

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PEDRO PASCAL as Reed Richards

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

Dir. Matt Shakman