#nathan bateman headcanon

[freelancearsonist]

nathan being soft n sweet and taking care of you while youre ovulating<3🥺🥺

oh it’s his favorite time of the month. he tracks your entire cycle, and that doesn’t just mean your period.

he knows when it’s coming and it makes his mouth water, because he knows you’ll be wanting him just as badly as he wants you.

its the second gentlest week of the month with him. he loves to fuck you rough and hard, but while you’re ovulating he’s nothing but saccharine sweet. he spends hours working you over, making you come again and again and again before he finally fucks you, hoping you’ll be come drunk enough to let him fill you the way he wants to.

it’s sweet and he even cuddles you afterwards, holding you close and tracing his fingers over your belly and imagining what it would be like to feel little kicks against his hand 🥹

sinful sunday

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

😳 - a confessing headcannon with Nathan Bateman? 👀 how would your Nathan confess to reader? I’d love to know!

P.S. I am such a huge fan of your writing ❤️

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Thank you, friend!!

Nathan likes to keep his cards close to his chest

And he knows how to work people and tell them things that they want to hear

Like telling Caleb how smart he is before eventually backtracking and saying, 'you're okay'

I think (there I go with I think again) that Nathan would keep his cards extra close to his chest when it comes to being in love with someone

And even if the feeling is genuine, he's going to hold the fact that he loves you close until he needs to use it

Is it the nicest way to behave? Absolutely not

But he's never been the nicest

He's our scrunkly little asshole and that's why we love him

Anywhoodle

I think the confession would be a bargaining chip for him

Because he knows how much weight it has

And it makes it seem as if he's throwing the ball into your court with an, "You'd do this if you loved me as much as I love you."

He'd watch

He'd wait

The wheels would be spinning in your head, and he'd just let it hang in the air

Maybe you'd let it sway you. Maybe you wouldn't.

If you do let it, he'll see it as validation. You do love him, and you're willing to do what he needs.

If you don't let it sway you, he'll play it off when you ask him about it later.

Oh that? That was a bargaining chip.

It sours you toward him, and it sours the feeling of it in himself

Because he means it, and if he ever tells you again, are you going to believe it?

[midgardian-witch]

This totally something Nathan Bateman would say: Honey you ride my face like you’re trying to get gold in the Kentucky Derby. (Idk just something I thought of Nathan Bateman always gets me thinking about dirty things.)

Oh my God. That line is absolute gold. And yes it does sound very Nathan-y, I agree.

I think Nathan Bateman has that effect on a lot of people (me included) 😅 He just gives 'nerdy, kinky and loud about it' vibes.

[pygmi-cygni]

Oscar characters as parents

....I dunno guys.

Anselm - I honestly don't think he'd be a very good parent. He's not really the kind of father figure a child needs. He'd be a kickass grandpa though. Not really sure how that works but he definitely has cool uncle/grandpa/godfather vibes. Something about direct parenthood is just not it though.

Blue - don't fwm about this guy, he is not a dad. for your safety do not get pregnant. please.

Cecil - deadbeat but sweet. no money, no idea how to take care of a kid, but very sweet and gentle and kind. Also gives off cool uncle vibes. Likes picking baby clothes.

Marc - best dad ever, hands down. Girl dad for sure. Has all the things planned out: education, bank account, healthcare, all the Big Important Things. Loves cuddle time, will wake up an hour early so he can hold little one for a while in the morning. Puts a big emphasis on outside time, like walks and going to the park. Cries for hours if baby says his name first.*

Steven - reads hella bedtime stories. very nervous about everything else but when he learns that reading is enriching, man is on it. Any kind of story, encyclopedias or just fairytales. Will do all the funny voices and impressions. Bedtime is Steven's 'thing'

Jake - refuses to drive with baby in the car. Does not even unlock the door. He will have a panic attack about it if you even bring it up. Sits in the back and has a death grip on the carrier while you drive or you take an Uber. Has the best baby voice, also. Sings baby to sleep during naptime (it would be bedtime but Steven called dibs) and also loves cuddles.

*side note - marc is dad, steven is dada, jake is papa. don't wanna hear a fuckin word about it.

Nathan - ehhhh. Boy dad. sorry but like c'mon. I have a hard time envisioning him with a child but maybe. Hard to say. I do think he'd walk around his lab wearing a bjorn and mumbling about whatever he was working on. Likes to watch you with the baby, it calms him down. Gets cuteness aggression and doesn't know how to handle it.

Santiago - Girl dad. Pretty similar to Marc but loves taking the baby everywhere. Talks about her to everybody. A thousand pictures in his wallet. Brought her to boys night once and was so excited until you flipped out because Fish got drunk so that never happened again. Cries on her first day of school.

John - no. like be for real with me right now.

Poe - also for some reason I have a hard time picturing him with children. Maybe not as a dad, but as like a teacher. I think he'd be a really good teacher, especially for 5-8 year olds. Definitely built a kid-sized plywood x-wing for kids in the neighborhood to play on. Takes halloween very seriously and buys a fuckton of candy, dresses up, does the house, the whole nine yards.

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[hoedamn-eron]

oscar isaac characters with an s/o who subtly paints the furniture

Saw this on Insta and thought it was really cute so have some blurbs 😊

If there is any I have missed that you would like to see, let me know (but bear in mind I have not seen all of Oscar's performances so may turn some down!)

Steven Grant

Once he saw it, he was confused as to where it came from, because he doesn't remember it being there before

But then he catches you painting another flower on the skirting board one slow Sunday afternoon

Thinks it's the cutest fucking thing he's ever seen

It brings a bit of brightness into the flat

When he approaches you about it you’re immediately apologising since you actually only spend half your time at the flat

“Don’t be silly, I want to know if I can join you?”

Marc Spector

Noticed at the same time as Steven

Was also confused because he couldn't remember if it was there before or not

Feels like he's losing the plot a little because more small paintings keep popping up but he isn't sure where they're coming from

Finally notices it's you when you've left your paints out on the coffee table one afternoon when you've had to rush to work

And it all just clicks in his mind

Goes out and buys you all the paint you want because he wants all your artwork on the walls

Jake Lockley

Honestly, he spotted you the first time you did it, like immediately

Loves that you do it, thinks it's cute

But he also thinks it hilarious to add onto your artwork and not tell you

So much so that you think you're losing the plot, because "you do not remember painting a duck with those flowers?"

He plays ignorant, obviously

But you catch him one day painting and wordlessly join him

Now it's become a weekly thing you do together

Llewyn Davis

Poor baby doesn't have furniture

But he crashes as yours quite a bit and he's noticed the small pieces dotted around your apartment

He likes them, he thinks they're cute

He was out auditioning one night when he noticed his guitar, there was a bunch of daisies painted on the back

His guitar is his pride and joy, and if it were anyone else he'd be fuming

But he's not

He feels warm, like a piece of you is with him wherever he goes

Now every gig he does, he comes to you, and asks you to do another painting, "for luck"

Blue Jones

This one is a bit risky

Because there isn't an awful lot of recreation in the asylum, so you bribed some orderlies to get you some paint

And you got a total of three colours, but that's fine, you can make it work

Brings a bit of brightness to the asylum, since everything is grey

Blue is pissed and wants to know who is doing them

You, somehow, manage to break into Blue's office and - essentially - throw up a middle finger at him, and do a bunch of paintings around his office, in really obvious places

He catches you in the act since he comes back from lunch early

You're fucked

He has you on your hands and knees, scrubbing at each painting in his office, then he puts you in solitary for two weeks and has your paints disposed of

However, he notices a small painting of lavender under his desk that was missed in the clean up

He keeps it there

Nathan Bateman

You wouldn't dare, his coffee table alone costs more than your rent does in a year

Richard Alonso Muñoz

You already have your paintings up in the house so he loves whatever artwork you do

Honestly, I don't think you'd hide it from Richard, he probably told you to go nuts when you moved in

Takes photos of your work all the time to show his buddies at the prison

Some of the prisoners have asked if you can come in and do an art class for them, which you are happy to do on a weekend when you have more free time

Richard has put in the request but it hasn't been approved yet

Richard starts buying the seeds/bulbs for flowers you paint, to go in the front garden

Learns all about them in books, and how to take care of them

Now and then requests you to paint a flower he's seen in said books

Poe Dameron

Like Blue, gets confused on who is painting across the base, but obviously isn't pissed about it

Gets seriously confused when he finds one of the paintings in his personal room

He asks BB-8 but he hasn't a clue either

Until one day, BB-8 comes to Poe with a small little painting of Poe, of all things, on him

But BB-8 is so amused about it that he doesn't tell Poe

He catches you when you're painting something on his X-Wing

Scares the living daylights out of you when he calls you and asks what you're doing

You apologise, and tell him you'll take it off as soon as

But he tells you not to bother, because it's a - albeit crude because of the size - little portrait of you, and him, and BB-8

He refuses to wash it off and if it ever fades, instantly asks you to redo it

When you get married, he paints on wedding rings

Santiago Garcia

You're his roommate since you worked together in the forces

He had no idea you could paint

Strangely doesn't catch you for the longest time

He thinks it's Benny playing a trick on him, or Frankie

Grills them for the longest time until you finally admit it was you

You tell him it helps with the nightmares, that it calms your mind

After that, Santi doesn't bother you with it

When he sees you painting on his dining table leg, he makes you a coffee and just sits next to you and watches silently

Now every time you tell him you're going to paint, he comes and just sits, watching you

It's therapeutic for you both

[winniethewife]

Oscar Isaac Characters as angsty Quotes/Lyrics

Steven Grant: I am not a violent dog, I don't know why I bite

Marc Spector: I am not your pet, I never liked you, I don't care about you, I won't wait for you. I bite.

Jake Lockley: I suppose if it worked, we'd be dead already

Llewyn Davis: I Know I could have Loved you (But you would not let me) 

Kane: I'm well beyond you now, and travelling very fast

Leto Atreides: No good deed goes unpunished

Blue Jones: It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

Nathan Bateman: Genius must ever be imperfect.

Santiago Garcia: A hero of war, Is that what they see? Just medals and scars, So damn proud of me.

Abel Morales: I can pardon everybody’s mistakes except my own.

William Tell: I lost a game you couldn't even lose in.

Poe Dameron: When heroes fall from the sky, many more will learn to fly.

Rydal Keener: If you're not having me nor I you that doesn't mean I will stop loving you 

Peter Roiter: I love you in every universe

Mikael Boghosion: I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

Miguel O'hara: Listen, don't meet your heroes. If you meet your heroes, you're always going to be disappointed.

Jonathan Levy: Maybe then you could've loved me like you don't know how to

Outcome 3: I could disappear forever and it wouldn’t make a difference.

Orestes: If I'm a pagan of the good times, My lover's the sunlight

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[melodygatesauthor]

do u have a prompt list for the 2k celebration? or do u just want us to send characters? i really wanna request a yandere nathan bateman x reader but i havent got any actual ideas for it

Oooh, Nonnie I love this. I'll throw a little bulleted blurb out for you.

NSFW and NON-CON below the cut

Nathan has access to the webcams of each employee issued laptop.

He's always running surveillance, making sure everyone's working hard.

He sees you, biting your lip while looking at your screen. It makes him stop, and his breath hitches in his throat.

The normally cocky Nathan Bateman feels his face getting flush and his pulse start to race.

He has to have you.

He's watching your home cameras now, your ring camera, home security system, laptop, phone, whatever you've got, he's on it.

He even watches when you think no one's looking and you're moaning, watching some porno on your phone with two fingers buried in your wet cunt.

Why are you watching a crappy porno when he has a perfectly, better than average, cock, right there and aching for you.

Fuck his dick is so hard it hurts sometimes. He sees you and he just has to stop whatever he's working on to relieve himself, he can't help it.

He even made a gynoid that looks just like you, one that talks and walks like you. But it's not you.

When he fucks her, spilling his hot seed into her, she's dead behind the eyes, not like you, so beautiful, so exciting, so full of life. It's such a waste of cum that should've been given to you. Not some useless thing.

He HAS to have you.

Nathan's always watching you, but not only when you're doing dirty things, oh no...he's studying your patterns, learning when you leave for work, when you're going home, who your friends are. He learns everything about you...so he knows when's the right time to strike.

He waits until he knows you're going to be alone. He planned for this, building an AI dedicated to taking you without a trace, and bringing you safely to him.

When you're there, Nathan doesn't let you leave, no matter how much you cry, beg, or bang on that door, you're not going anywhere.

He gets upset when you don't touch yourself like you used to, so instead he makes some male bots fuck you while he watches through the camera.

Of course he's fucking you himself too, when he's not sadistically watching you take it in every hole while you beg the androids to stop.

He tells you he'll make them stop if you're good and behaved when he wants to fuck you himself.

That's how he makes a nice, obedient little pet out of you.

That's how he gets you to sleep with him without being defiant, even if you're crying yourself to sleep at night.

And that's how he manages to break and bend you until you wouldn't want to leave even if you could. Because he's the best thing for you, and because no one will ever love you the way he can.

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[soulreader05]

I just had a random thought of Jamie and Silas having dance battles with their dad, Nathan. Silas is always playing Bluey background music, Nathan and Jamie just have to roll with it because they can’t say no to him.

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[my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction]

Hi! I don't know if you're taking requests rn but if you are I'd like to throw one in. You can do this with either the moon boys or Nathan, I can see both of them for this.

But could you do a fic or little headcanon post about them with a partner who is extremely feminine and girly but has a highly respected profession that they are very skilled at. I'm talking Elle Woods level of wears pink and looks like an air-head but could eat you alive if you try to challenge their smarts in their profession.

I feel like any of them would be so prideful about having a partner who "can do both".

If you don't want to do it there's no pressure at all, don't worry! :))

Ahhhhh, oh my gosh I love this! Thank you so much for the request ❤️

I had to do it with Nathan!

Extremely Feminine S/O Headcanons

Nathan Bateman X F!Reader Rating: T Masterlist | ao3 | want to be tagged?

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Literally obsessed with how much of an expert you are, will find any plausible reason (no matter how minor) as an excuse to get you to talk about it. 

Will listen for hours because he loves to listen to you talk. And has definitely tried to convince you to give an impromptu lecture on your subject while he works because it helps him to focus. 

Has also twisted your arm into recording a personal podcast for him talking about your field in minute detail. 

Loves how you dress and choose to express yourself (he wouldn’t care how you dress, but it brings him so much joy that it makes you happy). 

Whenever he has to go to any business events he’s taking you with him and will 100% wear a pocket square that matches your outfit, but will deny it if you ask outright. (If you don’t mention it he will ask why your clothes match his pocket square with a devilish look in his eye.) 

Purposely talks about your achievements at the events so he can listen to you talk about it to other people. 

Not so secretly lives for the look of surprise on certain biassed individuals faces when they are introduced to you and make an assumption on how you look, for it then to be destroyed. 

If he’s going with you to one of your events he will refuse to answer any questions about his work, guiding the conversation back to you with a surprising skill. (Fains confusion when you ask him why he can’t be so diplomatic/charming when he’s doing other things.)

Secretly likes it when you get a bit bossy and tell him what to do.

(Definitely wants you to step on him in your pink high heels.)

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[writefightandflightclub]

Wholesome and highly specific Nathan / Steven / Oscar character headcanons and daydreams that are getting me through A Week:

Imagining which Oscar characters would have the hugest “I love my wife/spouse” energy and all the ways it would manifest. (Nathan probably has “unfortunately, I love my wife/spouse” energy but he can be cute too, I swear.)

Steven noticing you’re nervous or anxious or disregulated in some situation or another, even though no-one else notices - you haven’t even - and just very casually cycling through ways to help in his head as he watches you wring your hands in your lap. In the end, he quietly digs for something in his pocket and gently transfers a little fidget cube from his hand to yours. You carry on with whatever you were dealing with and you don’t even notice what he’s done. That you’re fidgeting. Until you do. Until you realise you feel a little better. And then, of course, you realise he is the one responsible. You look to your side, and there he is just giving you the softest smile with his eyes. Those beautiful brown eyes and… Oops. You’re in love.

Nathan with a huge crush on you. (Crush by Tessa Violet vibes, don’t judge me.) Basically Nathan lying on his tummy kicking his feet in the air and just gone for you. And every time he has a cute adorable thought about you, he hates it. He feels like he’s diseased with love. Actually considers that something might be wrong with his brain. So, he starts writing his cute thoughts down on a post-it and sticking them on his wall, partly to gather solid evidence of his malady and partly just to get it the hell out… until the wall is basically covered in nice things about you he can’t bring himself to say to your face. It’s a problem, and so, eventually, Nathan just drags you the hell in there by the arm and points at his wall and says “Look! Would you just fucking look? I’ve jizzed schmaltzy sentiments all over the wall like I’m the Pollock of fucking compliments and you gotta help me.” “Help you how?!” “I dunno. Honey. Make it stop.” And… You’re not a medical professional, but you do think you might be able to kiss him better. At least, it’s definitely worth experimenting.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

🌟 headcanon for nathan bateman <3?

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A secret wish headcanon

I think that on the nights when he is quite drunk, alone in his facility with his creations and his post-its, that he sometimes wishes he was not quite like he is

In terms of his intellect level and seclusion

I don't think he'd trade the company or his work for anything, but I think he wants someone else on his level, someone to bounce ideas off of

But I think he wants it with detachment. I think he likes to idea of a connection, but is wary of the mess that can come with it.

And you know what, I think that building Ava is part of that pursuit.

Don't get me wrong, I think the guy at least partially wanted a real doll fleshlight, but he wanted a smart one.

But I also feel that he's a little bit of a Dr. Frankenstein.

He couldn't find someone who could keep up with him, so he created one

But he is at once the doctor and the teeming mob

He wants it to work, but I also think he has some regrets

And I think those regrets come up when his logic is dimmed

But in the cold light of day, he manages to push that part down in favor of his work, his legacy

And then the night rolls around again

And he's six deep

And he's alone, staring at his Pollack

The only connection he has to the outside world at the facility, past the data and past Kyoko, is art

I think he looks at that Pollack, slides his fingers over his side, his lips twitching with a smile at the thought of Adam's rib, then a frown at the utter silence and emptiness of the facility

[midgardian-witch]

🌑 : A dark headcanon for Nathan Bateman 👀

A dark headcanon you say? Oh my 👀

Pick an emoji and a character and i will give you a headcanon

🌑 : A dark headcanon

Nathan Bateman is a control freak which can lead to some rather shady behavior in regards of personal space and privacy. We know there are cameras almost everywhere in his research facility in the middle of nowhere. And we know he has access to pretty much every electronic device with internet access. I will give you one word: stalker. Stalking and blackmail are so easy for him and I don't think he would even think much of it.

[pygmi-cygni]

Baby, meet Baby

I do not like pregnancy fics at all but I love little children and I'm lowkey a little buzzed right now and I thought this was cute.

Nathan has a panic attack when he sees the baby. You laugh and say 'not mine, just taking care of her for the weekend' yet he will not get within ten feet of her.

You hold her in a bjorn and rock her gently in the kitchen. He'll watch from the doorway, but stalk off when you catch him.

Sometimes he asks, feigning disinterest, if it's annoying to hold her all the time. 'No,' you shrug, rubbing her back, 'kind of like a big squishy brick.' He wrinkles his nose and rolls his eyes.

Cannot comprehend loving a baby. 'Smelly, gross, makes a fuckin' mess, what is there to like?'

'She trusts you completely. kind of like your bots,' you slide in, after wiping the mess of peas off the floor.

after a few days, he gets curious. he'll stand near her bassinet while she sleeps and just watch, peering at the ways she wiggles or squeezes her hands.

'Wanna hold her?' you offer when she's feeling a bit drowsy. 'She won't scream.'

He balks, but you pull him over to the sofa and arrange his arms correctly, then lay the baby gently on his lap. Nathan....just kinda shorts out.

His face freezes in that odd expression of terror, until the baby starts to fuss. Then he goes into work mode, adjusting and shifting to figure out how to fix her small cries. You don't help him when he shoots you a desperate glance. If anything, you walk up to get some dishes done.

Nathan sits on the couch, petrified. 'Hey,' he hisses. 'get your ass-' a wary glance at the baby, and he lowers his voice. 'Get your ass back over here!'

When you don't listen, he just resigns to his fate and sits back, trying to breathe as gently as possible.

The baby, ironically, adores him. falls asleep very easily, sprawled across him haphazardly. Nathan likes the weight and the warmth of her tiny body, and adjusts pretty well.

He prefers the baby carrier. That way he can get work done and coo over her in private.

Shocked to find that smelling the top of a baby's head is indeed very soothing. Baby loves the feel of his beard and often falls asleep with her hand fisted in the rough curls.

Once, he hurriedly handed her over and stepped back. "I don't wanna hold her anymore," he said firmly. You frowned, checking her onesie. "Did she pee?"

No, he just got an overwhelming need to squish her face really hard and was genuinely terrified of hurting her.

Cuteness aggression, you laughed, happens all the time. He shudders and takes a few minutes away.

Gets over it pretty quick though and soon hogs all the holding time. hates everything else though.

genuinely kind of bummed when the baby has to go back to your sister.

domesticity is choking me.

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[hoedamn-eron]

listen okay

been thinking about Oscar's characters and what they're like as dads

Spoke very briefly with @writefightandflightclub about this, months ago (can't even find the post it was that long ago - I'll link it later if I do - FOUND IT)

Poe Dameron is a girl dad

Santiago Garcia is a girl dad (see here)

Steven Grant is a girl dad

And Marc Spector and Jake Lockley

(Jake especially)

But Nathan Bateman

Nathan Bateman oozes boy dad

Because, right:

Nathan created Ava and has the mindset that girls are scary

(And Luna pointed out that he'd be wary after that having a girl after 'the incident' and I agree)

Seems like the kind of guy to say 'first time, guaranteed' after sex, when you both agree to start trying

(he was right, it was)

(you still don't know how he did it)

Anyways, you both have a boy

He needed to find out at your anomaly scan because he hasn't been able to control one single thing during this pregnancy and he hates it

So he voted he found out the gender

Makes you put on classical music for "the foetus" (Nathan's words) because he seems like that type of guy

Not that he doubts the kid'll be a genius, but it can't hurt

When your son is here, Nathan would be a mess

It was one thing knowing you were pregnant, seeing the bump and ultrasounds and all

But now there's an actual kid

A kid that is fully reliant on him

Nathan probably wouldn't sleep for weeks

Just sit and works and watches the kid, make sure he's breathing

He'd mellow out eventually, when you'd told him he needed sleep and can't keep doing this to himself

You took over the night shift after that, mostly

He isn't the kind of dad to rough house

But one that you'll catch talking out coding issues to an infant who just stares at Nathan, just because of the sound of his voice

Your son would look nothing like you, and take everything after Nathan (he's super smug about it too - not only can he make literal lifelike robots, but he has 'superior genes' too)

Would want to call the boy something unique like Silas, or Atlas, something along those lines

You had veto'd them very quickly

But Silas grew on you, so I can imagine you agreed to a unique name

Once your son was old enough, he'd definitely teach him how to box

Since Nathan's sleep schedule is fucked (he's working on it), he's always up first with the kid

You'll always find them on the decking at the punching bag

Nathan was always guiding him, praising him when your son eventually punched the bag

You and Nathan both regularly went out on hikes (he enjoyed them more than you did) even before the kid

When the kid was born, it was easy to carry him around in a carrier on your chests

But when he got older and learned to walk, he never wanted to be carried

And the hikes took longer

So now Nathan's planned out new family friendly routes for you all, where you'll all be out for an hour, tops, and not far from the house

Nathan really hates mess, so will probably follow the kid around once he starts walking, just picking up after him

If he's stressed or hungover (he's working on that too) he would probably yell at you to sort it out

He'd apologise later after you chewed him out, even offering to do bath time and get the kid ready for bed

"I'll read him a story or some shit"

(It's probably Stephen Hawking)

He'd arrange someone to decorate the kids bedroom to look like space or something

You had a field day looking around the IKEA website and choosing what you wanted for your son's dream bedroom, but Nathan had just rolled his eyes and got the more expensive, designer, equivalent and it was delivered within a week

You'd told him off for doing it, but he just shrugged at you wordlessly as he set up the bedroom for your son

This is long enough, I'm gonna stop here, but now I want to write a full series of dad!Nathan 😭😭😭