#nastyyyy

[blanchebees]

Parasitoid contact

Tip jar

[horror-sapphic]

Feeling sad so here’s a sneak peek on something coming a bit later in the month — tags, summary, and title to be edited(maybe)

[baby-xemnas]

bepo tries to nuzzle law but forgets he still has seal blood on his face

well he has to clean him up now!

[strawberrytalia]

I have seen Arrow stans rightfully praise Green Arrow Vol 2.

I have seen much love for GA 2001 despite its flaws.

I have seen so many recommendations for Longbow Hunters.

I see some people still rec GA Rebirth even if it’s a little off.

But I never see anyone talking about Green Arrow 2011 lmfao. It’s like the forgotten family member.

[wmnylander]

looking at the teams left in the playoffs

[amymbona]

STRIP CLUB PATRICK I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO TRY HES ALREADY TRYING TO FUCK ME

LETSGOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Fake fan Plankton already shared his recipe for chum (jk about fake fan just teasing)

No no you're right! He did share the recipe.

No wonder Slappy got sick. This is a blueprint for a bio weapon.

[marciliedonato]

tell me why there fucking pro-ana/ed blogs fucking following me in 2023....YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE [beating them off with a stick]

[exbeaut]

also i completely mentally disregard and ignore the whole Thea of it all like… sorry not gonna ship grooming just so we can have a straight character lmaoo

[luvscharlos]

thank you pre race sim videos for making charlos gayer than they already were 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[hyohaehyuk]

lestatdelioncat: whatever is going on here

Video: Screen Rant Plus - Interview With The Vampire: San Diego Comic-Con 2022

losing your train of thought getting lost in your costars eyes mid interview and i’m supposed to sit back and be normal about this??

[noahisntdeadyet]

the raven cycle and cdth open by telling you that a beloved father of three was ruthlessly beaten with a tire iron.

then, maggie spends 7 books performing a psychological experiment on whether or not YOU would be able to stop from beating him yourself.

(the rest is just filler)

[theloveinc]

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

[cindol]

genuinely can’t get over the beat on Sticky by Tyler The Creator

[velourfant]

if my fanfic isn’t matching the actual character’s freak, why am i even writing it?

[murrpa]

Y’all I dropped a fic, devour it hehehe❤️‍🔥