#NASTYYYY

[baby-xemnas]

bepo tries to nuzzle law but forgets he still has seal blood on his face

well he has to clean him up now!

[strawberrytalia]

I have seen Arrow stans rightfully praise Green Arrow Vol 2.

I have seen much love for GA 2001 despite its flaws.

I have seen so many recommendations for Longbow Hunters.

I see some people still rec GA Rebirth even if it’s a little off.

But I never see anyone talking about Green Arrow 2011 lmfao. It’s like the forgotten family member.

[wmnylander]

looking at the teams left in the playoffs

[amymbona]

STRIP CLUB PATRICK I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO TRY HES ALREADY TRYING TO FUCK ME

LETSGOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[marciliedonato]

tell me why there fucking pro-ana/ed blogs fucking following me in 2023....YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE [beating them off with a stick]

[exbeaut]

also i completely mentally disregard and ignore the whole Thea of it all like… sorry not gonna ship grooming just so we can have a straight character lmaoo

[luvscharlos]

thank you pre race sim videos for making charlos gayer than they already were 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[noahisntdeadyet]

the raven cycle and cdth open by telling you that a beloved father of three was ruthlessly beaten with a tire iron.

then, maggie spends 7 books performing a psychological experiment on whether or not YOU would be able to stop from beating him yourself.

(the rest is just filler)

[theloveinc]

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

[velourfant]

if my fanfic isn’t matching the actual character’s freak, why am i even writing it?

[murrpa]

Y’all I dropped a fic, devour it hehehe❤️‍🔥

[rhiezus]

[TEASE] The sender slowly removes their clothing, maintaining eye contact with the receiver the entire time. // haneul x hyuntae

and to think there was a time the man before her was merely her friend. back then hyuntae was already a hit, they didn't exactly went to the same school but she remembers how even before he debuted how all much girls couldn't stop staring whenever they would get together. they weren't exactly that close back then, she was friends with clay that was inseparable from hyuntae and despite hyuntae sticking to his cool looking artsy friends they paths sometimes would overlap on their way to practice or during meals with acquaintances. after the debut, somehow, hyuntae became more approachable somehow maybe it was because she was still his sunbae in some way or form but being in this together became something that grew them together. before she saw him for the talent and the handsomeness of a colleague her age, then she began seeing the person behind it, admiring the man inside wasn't that hard either. with time he grew to be now only a man she admired but also one she could see herself spending the rest of her life with. much has changed since then and thankfully though, because the if the girl from before could see what she was seeing now she would probably never recover from it.

nothing like having her own private show of one of the hottest man according to vogue magazine last year, for her he was the only one regardless of what anyone else's opinion and she knew many women out there would agree. but none of them get to have him entirely for themselves like this, just this thought was like a wave of electricity for her. haneul was not the jealous type, at least not entirely, she didn't have the privilege to be when both of them such a perceived and public life. however that didn't mean she didn't cherish the reality of having something only to herself. they both were very vocal about their exclusivity regardless of what many would think, you could just take a quick look to any of their songs to realize they were devotedly in love with each other. she didn't care if people would call her hopeless, completely crazy for her man, way too damn romantic even cringe or sometimes just so fucking horny. she was all those things, intertwining her thoughts with inspiration was exactly part of her process to make her music and she was never gonna apologize for being in love. right now, it was one of those moments where she would make a mental note to relish later. just the way hyuntae's chuckle sounded muffled while he kissed her neck, repositioning himself on top of her to make a spectacle of the clothes leaving his body — this didn't deserve a song actually, it was too intimate. this wasn't anyone else's, it was hers.

too caught up, she might have forgotten how mystical he made everything in his life seem. instead of moving swiftly through life like all mortals would do, hyuntae was sent by god to earth to just be angelic and also to be the sole reason for her breath to quicken and her heart to beat. that's all she was doing now, all she could do, feel all her words leave her and all the thoughts drift away to his naked torso. she was barely wearing any clothes herself, they spent the whole day catching the sun and relaxing on the pool of the hotel. and when hyuntae dragged her to the room without any explanation before dinner, she knew she probably waited too long to give the man the kind of attention he was seeking when he booked the trip on the first place. a few strands of hair were on his eyes, still a little wet from their fun day, reminding her of how delightful he had been to her the whole day; serving her drinks, applying sunscreen on her back, taking photos of her in her bikini while complimenting her looks... it was heaven. his eyes brown eyes were watching her attentively conveying the same feeling of comfort and of mischief. no one else had seen that look, that look, again, was only hers. and that look meant he was gonna get so damn lucky tonight, the fact that he knew it just made her whole body shiver beneath him. that was enough to send her searching for his closeness again, face to face again she pushed some of his hair out of his forehead and kissed the bridge of his nose before smiling at him. "thank you for the show" she murmured on his ear, biting his neck softly before looking at him once again. "can i give you mine now?" the man (or the art) before her eyes matched her rhythm of desire, taking no time in making her bare to him too. instead of surrendering her to his needs, she used her hands to push his chest and lay him on the bed, straddling him easily. "i want to show you how much i'm yours."

[weirdgrlonline]

BANANA = not safe :[[[ bad

she doesn’t even eat banana

[telestoapologist]

CALLED NEZAREC HAVING BLACK SLUDGE YEAHHH!!!!

[falllpoutboy]

Chris got the opportunity to do the funniest thing (make sydcarmy happen)

sydcarmy in s4 (IF HE WERE REAL AND FOLLOWS THROUGH) 🪬🧿🔮🕯️🙏🏾🗣️

[valinoar]

i need to write cerseicat