#naruto: what was my dad like

[mediumsizedpidegon]

if Minato had lived im sure it would have been alarmingly apparent that he was buck wild under a transparent veneer of Polite Young Man™ energy

[atoriv-art]

older designs for my specialest guy

[faerie-fang]

many thoughts about gojo in his 20’s + ‘raising’ megumi

[equill]

A living nightmare

[artsycooky13]

top 3 fave bbys in the burrito show (bonus SUPER LONG tags on how i feel bout the characters)

[ishizizzle]

🌹The sweetest summers are the ones spent together 🏜️🌿

[opens-up-4-nobody]

God. The thing abt the uchiha is that. Yes. It was fucked up that no one trusted them and they got pushed further and further from the village center. However. They were also a clan of ninja cops with fucked up magical eyes that they supercharge by getting horrifically traumatized. So like. I also would not fucking trust them.

[everyitachi]

[twnj]

Choji: You've been staring daggers at the guy on that magazine since your mum dropped it off two days ago - who is he?

Shikamaru: Uh...Just some guy I know

Choji: Is he like, a rival or something?

Shikamaru: Something like that, yeah.

Choji: Like a rival in chess or.....? He looks like a douche, anyway.

Shikamaru: No I mean, he's nice enough...he’s a smart man, good head, good game, good reputation, good....career.

Choji: So, he's a douche.

Shikamaru:...Yeah...but much improved now you've drawn that cock and balls on his face 👀

Choji: Anytime, bruh 😌

Headcannon madness inspired by the wonderful Shikatema fic Grandmaster by @notquitejiraiya.

Thanks to @ferocityh for allowing me to bother her for a translation!

[bogbees]

Sound of music au w/ Kakashi as the captain could maybe work if you made minakushi the stand-in for the dead wife— like Kakashi was their ward and they gave him custody of the kids if anything happened to them? Just spitballing though

no that's exactly what i was thinking about it! like, personally i have three godmothers, back ups for the back ups, so say Jiraiya declined bc his lifestyle does not equate raising a child, Kakashi would be the back up and so he'd take it bc of a sense of duty and respect and longing for family. ideally he wouldn't be 16 and depressed, but like, 26-28 and depressed when they die

Iruka would be hired as a tutor (read: glorified nanny) bc Nart is just stunned and Kakashi wants Naruto to have the best education possible, and Iruka had been suggested by Hiruzen...

... god damn it the brain worms are digging around in my head

[kruxton]

somehow ive made myself think im not an anime kid despite the countless animes ive watched. like i can feel my brain tricking me into thinking these didnt have any affect on me

[proximacalamity]

silly old thing I made because I want sarada to have a sister and I wanted to fuck around with her outfit.

[dark-elf-writes]

HE DIDNT HUG HIS SON

HE DIDNT HUG HIS SON

HE DIDNT HUG HIS SON

[baked-hylian]

The more I rewatch, the more I'm surprised nothing was ever done with Minato's teammates

[nerosdayinanime]

Top 5 fandoms?

kimetsu no yaiba has taken over my life the past few months- my art folder since may has been almost entirely kny. Brainrot Extreme.

naruto's second biggest though i havent drawn anything for it yet,

haikuu!!'s proxy with kny & naruto bc of my clan au,

then god of war, jujutsu kaisen, & chainsaw man i reblog when i see on my dash :)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Boruto things that made me lose my mind (ep 25-40):

If I hear "what a drag..." one more time, so help me god, I will lose it

Pointing out clichés in your writing isn't clever, it's still bad writing

Suigetsu @ mitsuki: here's your intel, little gay boy

Boruto: kagura is a good ninja, his ancestry doesn't matter! Bad guy: kagura is a bad ninja, he freaks out and kills everyone when he weilds a sword (if kagura wasn't a ninja he would have nothing to feel bad abt, why is that not an option?)

Naruto 🤝 Boruto making all the boys obsessed with them

Sarada: were u really good friends with lord 7th as a child? Sakrua: ...we were more like family (well... im glad she didnt lie abt being his friend)

Boruto staring up at a beautiful sky: even if I tried, I don't think I could forget this (never say never, kid, ur dad once forgot he had a crow shoved down his throat)

Naruto @ orochimaru: our relationship is one of cooperation (natuto ur past self would beat the piss outta you)

The genin exam in naruto's time looks unhinged in comparison to the boruto extensive testing: if u can shadow clone yourself, u r ready to die in mortal combat (clearly kakashi made sweeping changes in his time as hokage)

Konoha: things have changed in this village, u don't have to be a ninja if u don't wanna :-D But if u do wanna, you make the decision to put ur life on the line at age fucking 12. So, progress but still on the path to dead children. That's our ninja way.

Why does iruka look 20 years older than kakashi when he's like 4 years younger 😭

Wow a sarada/boruto accidental kiss. It's just like the naruto/sasuke kiss, except with 1000% less romantic tension

Orochimaru: I must make sure my beloved synthetic son has free will. Therefore I will lie to his face, force him to confront the horror of his existence and make a high stakes choice about his allegiance, and erase his memory 6 times until I get the result I want

Why are all naruto missions involving bridges cursed?