#napoleon anyone?

[hekatontarch]

The original post is extremely fake as anyone knowing anything about french history (and that includes Macron) knows.

I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.

[chiropteracupola]

you can turn anyone into little creechures :)

[elodieunderglass]

You know how I said I was back on my Sharpe bullshit.

Well it took precisely one comment at a precisely timed commute to tip that balance

Woe daemon au character sketch be upon us

[jokzs]

they make me feel so so so ill

[wolfram-but-art]

mercenaries the typa person to say "is anyone gonna fall in love with that?" and then not wait for an answer

reblogs > likes btw \(^_^)/

zoom-ins under cut :3

the polka dot brush texture was made by ggutinho on DeviantArt btw!!

[sentrysapper]

[noxious-fennec]

Won the war, got the independence, became president. Now what

[isa-ko]

I watched a Mausoleosis horror game let's play and got inspired to draw something like a video game😂Used capcut

also for anyone who cares. personal update. i’m maybe still on hiatus but i will have bursts of activity. Interview season is happening so I possibly be busy-ish…

[nyaskitten]

As with every post, I've probably said this a billion times before, but never has it been implied Harumi actually liked Lloyd back??? And don't say "oh but the Overlord sai-" if Satan walked up to you right now and said that last night he watched Napoleon Bonaparte and Ronald Reagan have the CRAZIEST fucking sex you'd seen in your LIFE in Miami, Florida, would you believe him? No? Then why on Earth are you gonna believe the Overlord, the dude who is BEYOND well-known for manipulating literally everyone to keep them in check like... bffr they weren't pushing shit about Ll*rumi.

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Anyway, maybe that should be my new theme for this blog. I don’t think children should be killed or abused. Even if they are royal.

Princess Si? Oh, well, if the baby hadn’t been killed in the cradle Empress Wu never would’ve become the first female leader of - I don’t care. It’s not okay to kill babies in the cradle sorry not sorry

Princes in the Tower? Oh, but if they weren’t taken out, the Woodvilles would’ve - I don’t care. It’s not ever okay to kill 9 and 12 year old children, sorry not sorry

Lady Jane Grey? Oh but she was being used as a figurehead and said some obnoxious things - I don’t care, it’s not okay to kill a child 16 year old girl, sorry not sorry

Ivan VI - Oh, but his aunt was the rightful heir to Peter the Great and anyway they kept him alive and taught him how to read which is better than - I don’t care! It’s not okay to imprison and abuse a six month year old baby, sorry not sorry

Louis XVII - Oh, but if he grew up he would’ve potentially been crowned king - I don’t care, it’s not okay to abuse a child to death, sorry not sorry

Napoleon II - Oh, but he could’ve grown into a man who tries to relive his father’s glory and anyway he wasn’t treated as badly as he could’ve been - I don’t care, it’s not okay to abuse a child, sorry not sorry

“Does that mean you don’t care about all the poor who suffered and died?”

Not at all! In fact, I think I have my bona fides here on tumblr as being a pretty enthusiastic Robespierrist and very anti-throne

“Why don’t you post about them then?”

I have!

Seriously, if you cancel me for my view of “don’t abuse kids anytime ever” then…like… you can go fuck yourself? Genuinely.

[natasyart]

Guys i'm in love to draw Napoleonic figures as memes 🙏🙏 (I have so many other ideas)

[chiropteracupola]

Patience and curiosity, as you learn about each other.

[stephen maturin, requested by @dxppercxdxver]

[mbenguin]

HAAAIII from a blücher fan from another..... Where do I find / read his memoir 💔💔??

Finally...someone on this platform with taste... You should be able to find them quite easily with a quick search on book archive websites (Internet Archives, Project Gutenberg, etc. etc...) or order them with your local libraries if you're that committed. Here are some I've been meaning to get around to reading:

- The Life and Campaigns of Field-Marshal Prince Blücher (The definitive Blücher Bible, everyone say "thank you Gneisenau") - Blücher: Scourge Of Napoleon (Usual jazz + has a bunch of details about his life post-Waterloo) - Blücher And The Uprising Of Prussia Against Napoleon (Contextualises Blücher during the French occupation of Prussia) - Memoirs of Prince Blücher (Had tidbits in the first three chapters but is technically about the fourth prince of Wahlstatt-- a treat for the WWI girlies if you will...) - And this RPF novel that features a bunch of other figures from that period

[aaverageguy]

uhmm guys what if i made headcanons for napoleon but he was trans like...what if he was called transpoleon like ...just....think about it....hmmmm

[sentrysapper]

[napoleonic-sexyman-tournament]

Barbara Childe:

Propaganda:

“Heroine of An Infamous Army. Appears and is instantly described as having "hair like my best copper coal scuttle" Accidentally has an emotional affair with a guy. When it is pointed out to her his wife is mad as hell, decides to do it on purpose because his wife was rude when she was trying to scotch scandal.”

Jérôme Bonaparte

Propaganda:

“Napoleon’s little bro. He was very handsome. His grandson created the FBI, so that’s a thing. The painting of him by Antoine-Jean Gros is awesome. He employed the Grimm brothers (Jacob Grimm was his librarian). Ruled part of Germany (Westphalia). One of Napoleon’s councilors of state, Louis-Philippe de Trémont, described Jérôme as a “half-educated, frivolous, prodigal and effeminate young satrap and sybarite” and if that isn’t just the darnedest description, I don’t what it is.”

The Gros Portrait in question: