#nanbaka idiots with numbers

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Hey, sorry I haven't talk much.

Can you do smut with a Yandere prisoner x fem reader where the reader is the only female in a men's prison?

A/N: I finally got to this request..RAHH!! I hope you don't mind I did this with a Nanbaka character because this whole request is giving Nanbaka energy, or the mythological element either.

A/N 2: Y/N= Your name, Y/#N= Your number

TW: Gore, smut, emotional manipulation

Tsumuji fandom page

Being a prisoner wasn't a walk in the park. It was especially hard when you were a literal fish out of water. You thought being a hot siren girl on land would be easy, and you would get a couple of foolish men to fall in love with you and have some snacks to eat. Unfortunately, you got caught after a couple of hikers saw you munching on your latest victim, which is how you ended up in prison. You ended up in Nanba because of your previous escape techniques involving man-eating. You also would've stayed on the girl's side of Nanba, but you didn't get along with girls, or any female, to be entirely honest. You were used to the rough structure of the deep where any other woman, unless they were family or the rare friend, were a threat to your supply of food. Being on the girl's side of Nanba made your predatory instincts go off the wall, so against many people's better judgment, Nanba moved you to the men's side. Which was pretty fun for you because the prisoners were so touch-starved they let you do anything.

"Hey, boys," You flirt, walking into the Building 6 cafeteria.

The boys in the cafeteria swoon as Kiji walks you by and sits you on a seat nearby.

"Geez, you know you could take off the handcuffs? I do have to feed myself," You comment, struggling in the cuffs.

"The last time you tried to 'feed yourself,' I had to pull you off an inmate before you tore open his neck," Kiji mentions, pulling out silverware as another guard places food on the table. "You're lucky I even accepted your request to get food from here. You're such a pretty girl; it's a shame that you have an...interesting appetite."

"And that was his fault! He was covered in sweat and shiny! That's like waving a mouse covered in blood in front of a cat!" You protest as Kiji feeds you a piece of fish.

As you're being fed, an inmate with blonde hair and a blue mask trips on some spilled food, getting water all over you. Kiji looks at you, then at the inmate and screams for him to run. Your face breaks out into bluish green scales while your teeth become sharp.

"My body isn't entirely covered in water, remember? I just have a scaley face and sharp teeth at the moment," You remark, winking at the inmate. "Thanks for the moisturizer, cute stuff. Wanna see what else you can get wet?"

"Don't respond, inmate, or else I'll make that scared cat Damian put you in solitary!" Kiji shrieks, aggressively wiping your face so the scales will go away. "Geez, just when I put some decent makeup onto your face, too!"

"Don't feel bad, Kiji. My face is used to having water on it, but I prefer having blood on it," You snarkily reply, laughing as Kiji drags you back to your cell.

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As you were getting ready to bathe, you heard the inmates chattering from the other side of the bath house.

"Even though she was covered in scales, she was really hot."

"The sharp teeth added to her hotness too. It's a shame we hardly get to see her."

"Say, Tsumuji, next time you trip, try to aim the water on her chest."

"I told you guys I didn't mean to do it!"

The things people would say about you were pretty funny at times. Although it hurt to hear the bad things, it didn't matter because you'd eat them eventually. As you submerge your body in the bath water, your body breaks out into bluish-green scales, your legs fuse into a large meaty tail, and fins come out of your forearm.

"Nice~" You sigh, relaxing in the hot bath water.

You hear someone get into the bath alone, and you realize you have an opportunity to get an easy snack. You make your body shift into water and go to the men's side. As you peek your head out of the water, you see Tsumuji, the same guy who spilled water on you earlier. You slowly swim toward him, then reveal yourself when you're about 10 feet away from him.

"Hey, nice to see you," You flirt, pushing your hair back.

"W-w-what are you doing here?" Tsumuji stutters, trying to climb out of the bath. "Shouldn't you be on the other side? Fuck, what are you even doing here?"

"Come on now, I'm in Building 3. Do you think they would even run the risk of letting a hot girl bathe in the same building housing inamtes like Honey and Trois? Anyway, I'm more interested in you. What's hiding behind that little mask of yours? A pair of sharp teeth?" You ask, closing the distance between Tsumuji and you.

"I-It's nothing!" Tsumuji squeaks, his hand covering his mask.

This is too easy.

"Don't be shy. You're the only one to see me in aquatic glory," You say, revealing your bare chest.

Tsumuji turns into a blushing mess, and you take your chance to kiss him. You rip the mask off his mouth and silence whatever protests he had with your lips. He gives into the kiss, and he lifts you up as if he wants you to straddle him, forgetting you have a tail. You shift your tail into legs, straddling the darkskinned young man. You don't waste any time and skip straight to fun part, beginning to ride Tsumuji's dick. As you make Tsumuji a moaning mess, your eyes focus on his neck. You decide to kiss it and leave a couple of hickies and small bite marks, making Tsumuji become more aroused.

"Y/N, are you feeling good, too?" Tsumuji moans, grabbing your ass.

"You bet!" You exclaim, riding him faster.

You look at Tsumuji and see he's about to orgasm, knowing your time for another meal was about to be soon. You lean forward, positioning your mouth near Tsumuji's neck, ready to tear it out, only to hear his cellmates nearby. You let him cum inside you, then grab his face, using your special talent.

"Listen to me, if you want me to fuck you ever again, you're going to be my little pet and get me some human meat to eat. Got it?" You hiss, using your second set of vocal cords to produce the legendary yet infamous siren song that led so many men to their deaths.

"I will! I promise, just please don't leave me!" Tsumuji begs, his grip tightening around your waist.

"Good," You state, shifting your body back into water and returning to your side.

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In the days after you seduced Tsumuji, your latest victim, he had done as you asked and had gotten you pieces of human meat disguised as raw food like beef and lamb. Unfortunately, he had also gotten more clingy, possessive, and obsessive towards you.

"Who was that guy you were talking to?" Tsumuji asks, grabbing your wrist.

"It was Trois. He was just showing me how a machine worked. Calm the fuck down, I'm not going to hook up with any of them," You say, snatching your wrist out of his hand.

"Don't lie to me. I know you'll hook up with them once you're bored with me!" Tsumuji exclaims, gaining the attention of some inmates in the Building 5 training grounds.

His hands gently grabbed your neck, his grip quickly strangling you.

"Why don't you love me as much as I love you?!" Tsumuji shrieks, pinning you to the ground and strangling your neck like a ragdoll.

For the first time in your life, you finally felt vulnerable and weak. You try to push him off you with your legs, but you end up looking like a dying bug.

"Inmate, what are you doing to Y/#N?!" Samon screams, pulling Tsumuji off you.

When his hands are off your neck, you cough as you're surrounded by Nanba guards. Both you and Tsumuji are transported to the infirmary, but Tsumuji had to be sedated because he wouldn't stop trying to get you. The whole time you were in the infirmary, you could only think that none of your sisters or your mother told you that a little siren song could make one so volatile.

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ALERT! ALERT! PRISONER ESCAPED!

You woke up in the dead of night hearing that alarm go off all the way in Building 6. You weren't used to a lot of noise in the middle of the night, or any noise besides the ocean moving. You were more surprised that the screams of guards had gotten closer until you saw someone walking with a trail of blood behind them. They approached the window of your cell and pressed their hands against the glass window. You keep your head down, hoping they think you're asleep only for the cell door to open and reveal a blood-covered Tsumuji carrying the limbs and guts of fellow guards and inmates.

"I brought more meat for you, so please-love me," Tsumuji says, dropping the body parts at your feet.

You look at the carnage, and for the first time in your adult life, you puke at the sight of a man.

[slpysun]

just a quick sketch of my lovely baby monkey boy that I forgot to post

[idkwidatp]

I really want a crossover where these two fight each other

[chancellor-reno5]

Nanbaka Ramble incoming

Enki deserved better. The way that the murder wasn't his fault, it was instead Elf's. He lost a brother because of Elf. He lost his job because of Elf.

He ripped his own heart out because of Elf.

If someone had realised it was Elf the whole time, Enki would've lived

And why did it have to be Samon that found his body?

Ramble over (I may have gotten some bits mixed up but heyho !)

[icaruspartharmony]

Baby's first drawing in my new sketchbook!!

I got up to chapter 197 ish with the manga, and unfortunately couldn't find any more translated chapters other than text files on a google drive. :( alas...

Currently reading "Casting Off The Chains" on AO3 by LasEstrellasdelPurgatorio! My favorite Nanbaka fanfic! I'd def reccomend :o

Anyways! If you're seeing this, have a wonderful day! Drink that water! Take those meds! Punch a racist! Shoplift!

[bardocks-tiddies]

found this template floating around. decided to alter it a lil to fit more how i like nanbaka

i could go fishing for more darker screencaps but got lazy

[pinktatertots99]

For the number/pairing

29 with enki and samon (possibly involving a bear trap? 🥺)

i'm going to take a guess on which prompt it is, please link it next time though as i've noticed people find prompts i did years ago that i haven't reblogged since then.

send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble

29. “I thought you were dead.”

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his patience was weighing; all enki could register was the excitable rambling nonsense of the child proclaiming to be his brother was spewing.

finally he stated firmly. "samon." and it immediately shut the child up looking at him. "if you want to train and become like me, walk two miles through the forest then back here." he looked into the large intimidating green of the forest and whined.

"awwww that's no fun!"

"then you will never be like me."

that struck an emotional nerve as he went wide eyed, almost teary eyed before shaking it off with a determined expression. "i'll become you faster then you became yourself aniki!"

"that makes no sense."

not listening to him the boy ran into the forest, the rustling fading until it was silent. enki sighing in relief, the panda to his side shaking it's head in disapproval as he went back meditating.

.........

the metalic 'snap' of a trap caught his ears as he looked to his right, his panda was unharmed. the snap was further away anyways in...the forest.

he sighed getting up and walking in, that damn kid got himself into something dangerous, how annoying.

"samon."

he walked a little faster, deeper into the woods looking left and right, how big was this place again? why did that even matter though? he was likely fine...likely...

"samon!"

he ran jumping over tree roots, leaping onto branches when the ground was too irritable for his bare feet, harshly landing in an opening.

"SAMON!"

"what?!"

enki almost fell back as samon popped out of the bush, panting lightly as the younger looked more confused and slightly annoyed.

"i thought you- you're-"

"-not done yet i know." he grumbled, coming out of it with a beartrap latched onto his tail. "but this stupid thing won't let me go!" he exclaimed shaking his tail growling, only to smack the metal trap on his forehead making him screech in anger.

a beartrap he thought, out here, so far away from him. if it didn't latch onto his tail he could've...

samon plopped on the ground panting, long enough for enki to lean down and pry the trap off his tail. sitting up samon quickly examined his tail, smiling as he stood up. "thanks aniki! i'll go fini-"

"no." the younger faltered at the sudden response, his pose drooping. "what?"

"we're...going to take a break." he stated, walking with the trap in his grasp. "come. lets replenish ourselves." at the comment of snacks samon quickly perked up following suite.

unbeknownst later during his snacking of the elder's absence back into the forest, and the brown bag he took coming out full with metallic clanking inside

[howdoyoudothedew]

don't mind me, quietly making a list of nanbaka ships i like as i finally read through the manga

jyugo/uno/rock/nico

musashi/yozakura

musashi/yozakura/hitoshi

hitokoe/hajime

kiji/samon

kiji/samon/yozakura

and you know if anyone wants to put a prompt in my inbox for any of them i wont say no-

[slpysun]

Of all the things I've ever painted, this is the most miserable🤡

[pishybowl]

@skittlescripts

my boi is finally getting the attention he deserves omg

What if.. Reader is a also a fan of the Dragon Ball series. And adamantly insists on Naming her and Wukong’s first born son Gohan.. because she thinks it’d be fucking hilarious.. but she refuses to tell anyone why she’s so insistent on the name, plus she always immediately starts laughing like a 60’s sitcom laugh track after.. 😆

Wukong’s confused. And everyone is wondering what’s so special and funny about the name Gohan. 🤨

🎃~

Pft reader's such a nerd i love it kekeke

(for anyone who doesn't know Son Goku's character was based on Sun Wukong)

However! I see your DB reference and I raise you a Nanbaka reference where Reader insists on naming one of their sons Samon after Samon Gokuu aka another character based on Sun Wukong aka my husband

I'm only little obsessed with him... 😳😳😳

[tickymikky]

Nanbaka.

It seems no matter how much time has passed, i will always find my way back to this fever dream of a series

It also seems that for every fandom that i am apart of, I have to make a time travel/transmigration AU of it some reason.

And so i present, the Prismatic Abyss Au!

(Fair warning, this AU has ALOT of Nanbaka manga spoliers)

So the AU goes like this.

After the events of the Nanbaka manga ending, the story continues for a bit before Jyugo finally brings an end to The Man With The Scar, going down with him.

With all truths and lies revealed and most loose ends seeming to be tied up, Jyugo was ready to accept death.

...

But we all know that was not going to happen.

Nope, our dear Number 15 instead finds himself back in his past body at a time long before his 'Permanent' stay at Namba Prison. With all his memories too! That's a first for him-

Just how far will this Idiot further derail the plot of an already on drugs series? We will see!

I had way too much fun creating this. No regrets.

[pinktatertots99]

Hello can I request some Ringo x Mitsuru content ? I haven’t seen them in a looooong time

-blows dust off- ...so...been a while. i have two of these writing requests though in my inbox so, i should give yall something

just an FYI though i've been out of the loop for a while, so idk what all went on in the manga besides some tidbits i learned from friends. anyways i'm so sorry for the long wait:

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the skidding wheels of the bullet train perked ringo from her phone, quickly pocketing it as she walked towards the opening doors. a long but eventful day at work left her almost exhausted, contemplating a nap on the ride back-

"YOOOOOOOO!" exclaimed far off as she turned, the hard hitting boots mitsuru wore emitting as loud of a sound as his voice. "KEEP THE DOOR OPEN YALLLLLLL!"

a part of her did not want to keep the door open. however the good co-worker part of her quickly slapped her hand on the left end of the entrance long enough for mitsuru to get inside; there went her short nap she supposed.

slowly pulling himself up from his half crouch panting mitsuru finger gunned at her, his coat over his shoulder and hat clasped on his belt. "yooo ringo thanks for that!" she shrugged responding despondently "what are co-workers for?"

"right!?" he smacked her shoulder blades with a chuckle as she kept herself from falling. "man y'know i always say that but the guys sure don't reciprocate that."

"i wonder why." she grumbled, walking to an empty seat as he followed flopping next to her. "man i dunno." he feigned tearing up "poor ol tsuru's friends just take advantage of his good will."

"what a semi-convincing display of emotion your pulling."

he turns back sharply with a sharp smile. "ey thanks! been workin on it."

"can you also work on keeping your voice down?"

"heh, guess i do owe ya one for that so sure."

"thank you."

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lightly tapping on his phone mitsuru glanced down at the red head currently resting on his shoulder. wasn't even five minutes before she passed out.

another stop another few guards and workers coming on, he almost wouldnt've taken much notice until a pair of legs was standing right in front of them. taking advantage of his shaded lenses he looked up just enough to see the random guard staring at them- no wait- not directly at them but at-

...his smile made mitsuru snear, slowly pulling his glasses down as he looked up, gaining the guy's surprised attention.

"yo." low and dark as he glared. "can i help ya with somethin'?"

immediately he left in embarrassment. mitsuru "tsk"d putting an arm around ringo's shoulder. the creeps they let work at the prison he swore.

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"my apologies for the unnecessarily physical response now that i have more context of the situation you described."

the rattling of the train station's vendor stopped as a small pack of ice dropped, mitsuru quickly picking it up to put on his right eye.

"psh nah t's fine. don't blame ya. man ya pack a punch though." ringo loured lightly, mitsuru noticing quickly before her expression shifted to look more neutral.

"ey, how about we get drinks? my treat." she perks up surprised. "wh- why your treat? i hit you so i should be the one to."

"ya bought the ice pack for me so 't's only fair."

"but that makes it uneven compared to your help on the train-" he put a finger in front of her, a smile on his face. "it ain't a competition ring. 't's just what friends do."

"friends..." she mumbled as he took two steps ahead of her, offering a hand. "so what'dya say? can also just escort ya home if ya want." her face felt warmer then she remembered, brushing back her bang before nodding.

"i can fit in a drink before home. thank you mitsuru."

"ain't nothin ringy-dink."

"don't."

[s3lkieboy]

Nico nanbaka my scrimbliest scrunkly

[anonblubb]

Day 4 of costober Werewolf! In honor of today also being when the first ep of nanbaka released I decided to draw Nico!

[ninja-crybaby]

💖 i love em fucked up and fruity 💕

[slpysun]

NANBAKA SPOILERS!!!

I know that Nanbaka has long since sunk into oblivion, but one question still torments me

What happened to Samon?

In these two frames, we see that he wants to prevent the lightning attack created by Ikkaku from destroying the building

And then what? Is he dead?? No??

Some say that in the next frame it is Samon who is talking to Shin, but anyone could have reported to him. The building seems to have survived

I need answers.