#naming his kid after Jack. lmao Jack Jackson

[bardicious]

Me just realizing if Daniel named his daughter after Frasier, she’d be Janet Jackson.

[normalcannibalism]

here is a funny little pl oc. uh. more info under cut about himm

basic stuff: he's a young teenager, probably 13? not super sure... he is a guy. he/him. he has albinism (i know his eye colour is unrealistic dw) and he's a bit (incredibly) rude (he's so mean) he's based off spring heeled jack, the old urban legend. he's basically trying to be the sequel lmao.

more detail stuff from here (sorry if any of it is difficult to understand, also it is possible it could change in the future)

he is from a small village which is incredibly superstitious to the point where it affects the everyday life very heavily, he is not superstitious at all though. he is VERY skeptical about everything. these superstitions also ended up affecting him very heavily cuz. he got abandoned by his parents cuz they were scared of him and he ended up being bullied very often by other kids. he's very bitter about all that.

he just had to raise himself, learn everything on his own including stuff about his albinism and how it will affect him, especially since he didn't have any shelter to go to. he never had any friends or anyone who would talk to him in a neutral way, they'd all just mock him or be terrified of him. so he doesn't know how to trust or be kind at all.

he does try to dress as formally as he can, though he's still a dirty ass teen who has no clue how to clean himself. (really wish i was able to show that better in his design but oh well) his clothes are just taken from the trash.

eventually he got really fed up and decided to get revenge on the people by taking full advantage of the village's superstition, by pretending to be an old urban legend - he wouldn't even do any real harm but they'd act like he did! so boom, he's spring heeled jack now and he goes and just. causes mild inconveniences for people and they're fucking shitting themselves. he got pretty athletic because of the entire, 'spring heeled' part. he only ever does it at night, so that it's dark and difficult to see anything. he avoids doing genuinely harmful stuff as much as possible but he'd probably fuck up once or twice because. he has a blow torch or something.. for the fire breathing.

he continues this for literal years and eventually someone in the village sends a letter to the great professor layton and blah blah. layton and luke would have an adventure, iunno where it'd take place in the. time line? is that the word..? anyways, layton would figure out that the scary spooky fucked up gentleman demon is just some kid who's upset and been heavily wronged. jackson would just end up living with layton, because even after the tragic backstory reveal the village would still be scared of him

then like. character arc stuff? iunno, im not that far yet with my thoughts. thanks for reading this tho, feel free to give me ideas if you'd like or whatever. also the name of the game (or ig just his story) would be 'professor layton and the returning legend'

ok bye

[murdochautismmoments]

brackenreids:

Military.

Brackenreid as of S1 lives in a sort of townhouse with his wife & 2 kids. Bobby & John. Margaret is Mrs b.

Worked on stuff for quite a while. 5y pre S1E2: Hyatt. That's when he became inspector

Grew up by Yorkshire Moors but had a Scottish uncle

mms1e10 what about the kids who aren’t poor enough? They pack in three years of school & then start work to support four brothers

Had a sister & sawed of head of her doll.

it’s been a few years since he’s been on cocaine. mms5e9

Tried to rejoin the military in early s6. John is now like 12 & bobby also has grown up a bit.

S10e18 brax been there 20 years

s16 robert is 21 & going to become a priest

Higgins:

shoebox & valise 1hr carriage ride to higgins’ mom’s

family owned a piano shop.

speaks french

Married Ruth Newsome in s12e3 but they lost all their money so he started working as a taxi driver & Ruth got a job at the hospital

Crabtree:

Taught Eddie Driscoll some good hockey

lmao aunt ivy lowered him down a chimeny bc that was going to be his job. He ate the soot from under a dead someone’s fingernail.

Ate bleach at some point???

s10 been here 10 years

His dad is bipolar & has similar crazy ideas & is named George Crabtree. He didn't know he had a son. He was also rich af.

picked up handball in prison

Watts:

12 years old his 16yo sister disappeared

Sister Clarissa Athena got involved with a man Hector Coleman after their parents died & then went off to protect watts & she became a companion to miss greenwood & when greenwood died she left it to Athena so Athena started the woman zone. 15 years now they meet.

Whoops actually she left BC she didn't want to raise her baby brother & be chained down. She stole the tickets that Hector bought for them.

adopted by the landlady who has two twin boys with down syndrome

He figured out he was gay & met Jack Walker in s13e6

Jackson:

OK SO UH HE LOST HIS WIFE TWO YEARS BEFORE S10

She had dropsy. He was always called stupid

He has 11 ppl in his family

now he’s dead

[youofsomesong]

Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 7)

part 6s girlfriend

thats knock off troy bolton

dobby and that one guy who ran the russian school in goblet of fire (i mean...correct fandom)

timmy

she gives stephanie energy (reminder, shes watched part of tgwdlm, idk how she didnt get emma. pete i get cause his name wasnt revealed yet in tgwdlm)

dundee

barb and sue

pete (no. youve watched this. this was also as i was testing her bf, she did it the next day so she had a day to figure it out)

PAUL (she cheated by looking it up but ill give her half credit)

sanka

trixie matel before she got famous

thats the akinator AI from like 2010

thats the love child of hagrid and trelawney

aribella

oh thats jasmine and jafar

but like in a low budget live action (its the best version what do you mean??)

rita skeeter after she grew out of the puke green phase (if only lauren played rita skeeter and i wouldve given her points for that)

that is jack harkness but like extra closeted gay

i cut out the other image of ethan since when i told her bf that someone finally realized they were the same guy i didnt remember she was sat right next to him

troy sivan

but like, before he came out (how do you forget hidgens?????)

that is tyler oakley

he looks like andrew garfield

but i shall name him steve (cant blame her for not knowing his name but how can you forget the loveable homeless guy?)

why is farris bueler in this? (KJDSHFKASJH)

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!

hes from the disney original movie zombies

but like an unnamed background character

thats luke and clarisse (can you tell im reading percy jackson lmao) (yeah, i can tell dfkjha)

thats a britney if ive ever seen one

thats cisco before his graphic tees phase (and here i go on a tangent about how carlos was in starkid before he was on the flash and went to college with the sks and how joey replaced who was playing the hot chocolate kid in tgwdlm. yeah i know im a nerd)

thats stingy from lazy town

jeffree star

when he has attempting to have a music career

teenage strawberry shortcake

calum hood in the dont stop music video

andre

is that not the tyler oakley guy again? (nope. but it is the same actor. same actor as paul too, howd you not catch that afsjhs /lh)

this one is phil

[call-boy]

it was my friend being like "this is the mf you were talking about this morning" i lit was just like weirdly yes lmaoo bc this kid was like the bane of my childhood.... his bday was 2 days after mine and would copy my exact bday party every single fucking year...... i choose laser tag, 2 days later i attend the same laser tag party for his bday, i choose ice skating, 2 days later same exact ice skating party same rink everything, for literal years.... his name wasn't even any variation of jack or jackson but went by the abbreviated form of my name..... bizarre ass shit lmao im still just like how tf did my circle of friends circle back to this connection, thoroughly shocked

[ginevrastilinski-ocs]

Okay so I do need to know everything about Jack.

and all of your shadowhunters ocs, but like- that feels like a big ask.

I'm just gonna talk about Jack because I don't want to leave you waiting but if you're interested I can make a post talking about all of them 👀 (just, you'll have to wait a bit probably)

Ohhh Jack is my baby! My boy, my beloved child!

He's Elys' kid! (And he's just Elys' kid because in this house we don't talk about his father because is Sebastian that bitch and Jack deserves all the world, not that shitty man)

Actually, I don't know much about him because he's literally a kid during canon (well, canon after TMI, since he's born just after that. And yes, Elys was pregnant when the squad went to Hell... what a queen) and I haven't tought much about post-canon since TWP isn't out yet and I don't know what will happen!

One thing that I absolutely love is the story behind his name! His full name is Jack Alexander Herondale. Elys doesn't tell anyone the name until he's born, and when she announces it and tells everyone why she named him this a lot of them cry! He takes his name from the three most important men in Elys' life! Jack after Jackson Milligan, her adoptive father, a Mundane who raised her after Valentine threw her away. Alexander is of course after Alec, her best friend. Herondale (and yes, the surname counts because at the Mundane registry office she results as Elisabeth Milligan) after Jace, her twin brother.

Also the panic when Jack decides that he must be born durning Luke and Jocelyn wedding lmao

Another thing that I love is the child squad! Jack, Rafe, Max and Tavvy (even if Tavvy is older than them) running around and bringing chaos. I have a lot of moments with them that I adore! (Also, this gremlins at Malec wedding lmao)

[hoffmans-hoffman]

Jackson Pax

Name: Jackson Kenneth Pax

Nickname: Jacky K(Josh), Jack(A lot), Pax/Pus(Danny), Son/Kid/Boy(Jed/Abby)

Gender: Male, He/Him/His

Status: Deceased

Occupation: Josh's Boss in a technical way, The under Counselor To The President (Basically Leo's bitch lmao)

Adopted Family: Jules Ziegler(Father), unnamed mother(Deceased), Dr David Ziegler(Older Brother, Deceased), Tobias Ziegler(Older Brother), Two unnamed sisters(younger) Molly and Huck(Niece and Nephew)

First appearance: Pilot

Last appearance: 20 Hours in America: Part I

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Jackson Pax is the adopted younger brother to Toby Ziegler and much like Josh, President Jed Bartlett sees Jackson as a son. Jackson is 6'0 and has blonde hair and brownish blue eyes. He mostly wears dress shirts and pants but he rarely wears suit jackets.

His personality is very scattered, he can be described as caring, kind, understanding but also loud, snarky and quick to throw a comeback.

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First major injury

Like most people who work in The West Wing people share a dislike for Jackson, in an annoyed walk a few Bartlett protestors knock the snot out of Jackson and this is one of a few times Jackson confirms he's a pacifist. His nose is broken making it a bit difficult for him to breathe.

Second major injury

Jackson's pacifist-ness makes him an easy target for injuries/attacks. During a tour of the white house he comes out of his office to say hi as he normally does. He is attacked and stabbed in the right ear...losing hearing in that ear for four months and gaining tinnitus.

Religion

Jackson was brought up as Jewish but has since become atheist, learning his biological mother was Catholic and carries her rosary. There are a few events that have made him go to a church and pray but for the most part he is an atheist.

Death

With everything seeming slowly building up Jackson goes for a walk out of the White House...he tries a few times to call Josh but gets no answer. As he is walking he is stopped by someone who attempts to mug him but once the person finds out who he is...he is killed.

Post death

Jackson's pallbearers are Toby Ziegler, Jules Ziegler, Josh Lyman, Sam Seaborn, Leo McGarry and Charlie Young. Jackson is buried in Lakeside Cemetery in Michigan as that is where Jackson's biological parents are buried.

Later after Jackson's death, it is found out that he had a weak immune system causing him almost dying during season one.

Huck has Jackson's name for a middle name

[jackandhisspacemonkey]

do you have a favorite J/D moment?

did you mean favorite momentS? :D because I can’t just name one. I can’t even name all of them without making it too long. I love almost every tiny moment with them, those hugs, hair ruffles, touches and all. The moments they speak together, finish each other’s sentences, moments Jack called Daniel ‘Dannyboy’ and ‘Spacemonkey’, like, there’s a lot of these stuff and it’s impossible to name all of them. But i will try to narrow it down to some of my favorites without making it super long.

1. the entire abyss interaction, i just love this episode and every scene with them in this episode is so good, it’s hard to say exactly which moment i love more, but they are like in one place most of the episode so can we consider it as one moment? :D yeah, we can, there’s no actual rules here lmao and also the ending when Danny visit’s Jack and he says it’s seems like he always says goodbye to Jack. and also, the title of this blog?? i mean, it’s obvious i love that.

2. Meridian, it’s heartbreaking, it’s painful but it’s so good. Of course I mean the goodbye scene. I will not go into details, it’s beautiful and also makes a parallel to the end of the movie, where Jack leaves through the gate and says to him: see you around dr. jackson, i even made a gifset with that. somehow mirrors it, i love coming up with the weird parallels don’t look @ me. and also the scene Jack tells Danny that he admires him, it’s so in their style, but it’s beautiful and i love it so much! but also in that episode i love how Jack would not let anyone tarnish Daniel’s name, no matter what and when he screams that they will do it only over his dead body, woooh that’s so good. Mister Anderson deserved his cookies there.

3. The movie and while I could say all of the scenes are my favorite :D which i can obviously, but i will play fair :D i would say my most fav scene is when Daniel goes to Jack and says that he doesn’t want to die and that his people also don’t want to die. that’s a good scene, and also the way they have the same idea about what to do with the bomb. And Also that scene when Jack asks kids if they saw Daniel and tries to describe him :D love it!

4. Spacemonkey! I guess it’s obvious I love that scene? I mean, this blog url is literally from that episode ‘Jack and his Spacemonkey’ and also because every other url was taken and not used argh! I love that scene so so much!!! The smiles, how happy they all are to see Daniel’s alive, the hug, god just look at their faces in that scene, Im ready to scream every time from all the feels it gives me! that moment is beautiful.

5. I try to make it top 5, but actually it’s not even a top, just some of my fav scenes, i have more, but to make it look nice i tried to make top 5 :D and choosing the last scene here is hard, because there are so many more, but i will not make it super meaningful scene, i will just choose that one where Daniel kisses his wife and looks at Jack. what did you expect, this is a blog created by a shipper :D i mean, who looks at his bf like that while kissing his wife?? :D lmao but Jack’s reaction is also awesome. just re-watch children of the gods. you will know what i mean.

anyway, there are so many more! we have so many seasons and movies with them, there’s so many great moments and i love them all and their relationship overall. I am so glad I watched this show, because after smallville i was like, aaah another 10 seasons show, i will never finish it, it’s too long, blah blah, but i already loved Michael Shanks as Carter Hall, he was so good there. And I needed to watch something and look where I am now pfft :D I love it.

but hey, send me YOUR favorite moments! 

[rachebartmoss]

Some Tilly Jackson HCs

These were a lot harder to write than expected lmao. My girl Tilly doesn’t get enough love. Sorry if these suck, also, it kinda turns into a weird short fic in hc format at the end?? Idk enjoy

She’s extremely cynical due to her past with the Foreman Brothers. They made her go through hell, and she became hardened because of it. She survived through that time by forming an apathetic and cold attitude towards her situation, the Foreman’s, and the world.

She grew even more distant when she escaped the Foreman’s and learned of her mother’s death. Tilly wasn’t the closest to her Mama but she still loved her. This basically ripped whatever was left of Tilly to shreds at that time.

Then she found Dutch. When she first joined the gang, she was extremely rerserved. She simply did whatever Miss Grimshaw told her to do.

After a while she opened up more though. She quickly befriended Arthur and when Karen and Mary-Beth joined, them too.

She was chill with most of the gang, save for members like Micah or Molly.

In the gang, not only did she friend friendship, but hope too. Like I said, Tilly went through hell but she survived. This would be a very common theme for her. No matter what happened, she would survive and come out better than before. And she always did.

I feel like because of this she would best be represented by a Phoenix.

Tilly had a strong bond with Miss Grimshaw. Grimshaw was closest thing to Tilly’s Mama there was. Strict, yet strong and motherly. Later on in her life, after the events of Beaver Hollow, Tilly regrets she didn’t appreciate Miss Grimshaw as much as she should.

Miss Grimshaw also became a major influence in how Tilly raised her own children. Sometimes Tilly would catch her self repeating almost word for word things Grimshaw said. (Also, Tilly’s first daughter was named Susan)

Speaking of post-rdr2 Tilly, she and Mary-Beth still contact each other regularly. They like joking around and reflecting. Whenever Mary-Beth visits, she immediately gushes about Tilly’s kids and her Husband.

Mary-Beth is known as “Aunt Leslie” to the kiddos.

Tilly got her sense of humor from Karen and Hosea. She has a massive collection of both dirty jokes and corny puns because of this.

She also has a massive sweet tooth. The girl goes feral whenever there’s chocolate in a 5 mile radias.

During the later years of her life, Tilly tries to track down as many living Van Der Linde members as she can. She learns of Pearson’s death and visit his grave, as well as Charles’s.

She starts to give up on her plan until one day she learns of a very specific J.M living in NYC.

Jack Marston. World War 1 veteran and now children’s book novelist. She found him through Mary-Beth. Tilly calls him over to visit her in St. Denis with Mary-Beth.

During this time, both Tilly and Mary-Beth start telling Jack about the infamous Van Der Linde Gang. Jack takes extensive notes. These notes later become the framework for Jack’s most famous book, Red Dead Redemption, a chronological history of Dutch’s Boys. (In GTA you can find the book “Red Dead Redemption” in some bookshelves, I like to think that Jack write about it later on in life)

[denerims-archive]

quinn + tucker anddddd claire + joel 👶

*I wanna say that Claire and Joel are probably my only ship that doesn’t have kiddos (because they’re old...and traumatized) and you’ve hurt me because they’d have such pretty babies.

Name: Lily Miller Gender: Female General Appearance: Tall just like her parents - about 5′8″! Dark brown hair with red undertones (aka pulls red when Ellie convinces her to bleach her hair). Facial features mostly from her mother including her blue eyes. Got Joel’s BEAUTIFUL lips though. Pretty lanky and not very good at building muscle dsjgslg.  Personality: Reasonable, intelligent, resourceful and charismatic. Definitely takes after her mother and prefers to avoid conflict rather than run straight in. Definitely arrogant and think she’s knows best though which gets her into trouble. Really dependent on other people. Special Talents: Super smart, ridiculously so. Well-read. Medical knowledge due to her training as a medic/nurse. Proficient with a gun and a bit of hand-to-hand. Knows how to play guitar and has a nice singing voice! Charismatic. Who they like better: Joel! Definitely a daddy’s girl even though he’s always bad cop to Claire’s good cop which annoys Claire lmao. Joel’s just Cool ok Claire?? Who they take after more: Claire definitely in terms of both looks and personality!! She feels proud when she’s compared to her mother though. Personal Head canon: Even though Ellie is significantly older than her, the two are inseparable and Ellie is the COOLEST big sister ever but also encourages Lily to do some dumbass things even though Lily’s whole brain is yelling NOOOOO. Face Claim: Violet Beane

Name: Thomas Jack Whitney (goes by Jack to avoid being confused with his grandpa) Gender: Male General Appearance: TALL AS HELL. like 6′3″. poor quinn gets dwarfed by him when he’s like...14. Black hair, the cutest smile from his dad but mostly looks very similar to Quinn! Personality: HIMBO. but a chaotic himbo...full of love, very funny, kind of a push over sometimes. incredibly kind and empathetic, will put his life on the line for others and has many times.  Special Talents: Ability to make anyone feel safe/comforted which is the best skill. Very proficient in weapons but packs a massive punch due to Muscles. 0/10 would not fuck with him. Well-versed in nerdy stuff (thanks Quinn). knows very BASIC mechanics from his mom but he hates it lmao Who they like better: MOMMY’S BOY! Loves and respects his mother with the intensity of a thousand suns. His dad’s okay. JK he loves Tucker a whole lot and is especially attached to him as a kid but I feel that Quinn is almost a little like...not warm/distant due to her work on the Dam so he kinda always wants her attention. Who they take after more: Tucker! Personal Head canon: Feeds all the stray cats around Jackson even though his parents keep telling him to chill. He catches his mom on the deck sometimes petting them and talking to them though. Face Claim: Ross Butler

[rgr-pop]

I need an ENTIRE afternoon wall of noise. 4/3 music library on shuffle until I hit a killdozer song.

the thermals - “god and country” reset - "double cross" nirvana - "polly" (1986-88 home recording) nirvana - "radio friendly unit shifter" (2013 mix) peterbuilt - "sateliteyes" the dickies - "got it at the store" apocalypse hoboken - "box of pills" fiona apple - "slow like honey" tex & the horseheads - "big boss man" everclear - "the drama king" anti-flag - "america got it right" neil young - "tonight's the night, pt. ii" everclear - "brown-eyed girl" noooooooooo oh my god no please millencolin - “israelites" listen you know that i'm p tolerant when it comes to this subject but why specifically did you boys do this. specifically you useless id - "note" never accuse me of pop punk nationalism again! that's three of global pop punk the selecter - "selling out your future" built to spill - "some things last a long time" holidays - "proof" let's wrestle - "bad mammaries" radhos - "one breath" ween - "boing" bracket - "g-vibe" local h - "'cha!' said the kitty" sublime - "40oz to freedom" failure - "saturday saviour" blink-182 - "don't leave me" (tmtts live take) why did they make this live album, they were so bad live shrimp boat - "melon song" interpol - "not even jail" the ataris - "angry nerd rock" 50 million - "superhero" skankin pickle - "violent love" the breeders - "put on a side" all - "honey peeps" the commandos (suicide commandos) - "weekend warrior" suicide machines - "friends are hard to find" the eclectics - "laura" good ska block! love this band pansy division - "jack u off" rocket from the tombs - "ain't it fun" dynamite boy - "devoted" young pioneers - "downtown tragedy" the breeders - "so sad about us" fenix tx - "jean claude trans am" fuck i love this song nofx - "bob" hickey - "happily ever after" bob dylan - "tangled up in blue" (bootlegs vol. 2) gas huffer - "king of hubcaps" tullycraft - "crush this town" atom and his package - "goalie" faith no more - "the real thing" carly rae jepsen - "tell me" bis - "listen up" one direction - "still the one" mtx - "she's no rocket scientist" eugene chadbourne - "roger miller medley" grouvie ghoulies - "carly simon" white town - "thursday at the blue note" gas huffer - "moon mission" rx bandits - "sleepy tyme" everclear - "rocket for the girl" failure - "kindred" blood on the saddle - "johnny's at the fair" the distillers - "red carpet and rebellion" cruiserweight - "dearest drew" stp - "plush" everclear - "wonderful" (live, from the closure ep) (don't hate it) new found glory - "sonny" everclear - "otis redding" (impure white evil demo) (BEST song) stp - "adhesive" incubus - "have you ever" cub - "tell me now" everclear - "short blonde hair" i simply do not hate it letters to cleo - "happy ever after" amazing transparent man - “the ocean is a fuck of a long way to swim” nerf herder - “(stand by your) manatee” kitty kitty - “ab tokeless” osker - “the mistakes you made” perfume genius - “hood” radhos - “shut up & deal” (welcome to the jungle take) osker - “the body”  gas huffer - “the sin of sloth” the fall - “bombast” excuse 17 - “code red” mad season - “lifeless dead” unwritten law - “differences” hanson - “two tears” the eyeliners - “anywhere but here” moby grape - “lazy me” brian wilson - “wonderful” 88 fingers louie - “something i don’t know” sicko - “wisdom tooth weekend” the replacements - “love you till friday” suicide machines - “green world” midtown - “another boy” hickey - “cool kids attacked by flying monkeys” the roman invasion suite - “carnations” the beat - “tears of a clown” local h - “24 hour break up session” okay i’m awake i want to end this now toots & the maytals - “funky kingston” local h - “strict-9″ his name is alive - “her eyes were huge things” nirvana - “frances farmer will have her revenge on seattle” slapstick - “almost punk enough” urge overkill - “bionic revolution” janet jackson - “you want this” piebald - “long nights” small brown bike - “now i’m a shadow” the story so far - “left unsaid” crj - “more than a memory” tracy + the plastics - “my friends end parties” liz phair - “6′1��“ fastbacks - “555, pt. 1″ this mix is feminist now swindle - “one track” shockabilly - “burma shave” temple of the dog - “say hello to heaven” amazing transparent man - “shove” cool soul asylum cover from dekalb illinois :)) the vindictives “eating me alive” midwests only!! the judys - “radiation squirm” gulfs only!! frogpond - “sleep” flipp - “rock-n-roll star” throwing muses - “red shoes” everclear - “santa monica” throwing muses on summerland??? mekons - “atone & forsaken” holidays - “take me home country roads” this is a good tone to lead up to killdozer... true believers - “all mixed up again” prince - “adore” beulah - “queen of the populists” eveclear - “rocky mountain high” (99x live acoustic--I don’t have a date for this actually) of montreal - “dustin hoffman thinks about eating the soap” heatmiser - “stray” rickie lee jones - “woody and dutch on the slow train to peking” tar - “viaduct removal” common rider - “carry on” the frogs - “u bastards” mudhoney - “this gift” hammerbox - “outside” fuck my mom would have loved this song if it had gotten the airplay it deserved in 1993... hammerbox on summerland!!!! letters to cleo - “little rosa” kay hanley on summerland!! nine pound hammer “wrongside of the road” hanson - “with you in your dreams” (3cg demo) hamson on summerland!!! fastbacks - “555, pt. 1″ again... fastbacks on summerland!!! face to face - “sensible” soul asylum - “happy” soul asylum on summerland!!!! television - “see no evil” pinq - “careful not to mention the obvious” the dickies - “nights in white satin” tar - “mel’s” truly - “chlorine” babes in toyland - “deep song” hole - “berry” hellbender - “half driven” hammerhead  - “new york? ...alone?” everclear - “malevolent” guzzard - “last”  archers of loaf - “tatyana” hum - “stars” hum on summerland die kreuzen - “don’t say please” this is not fair joanna newsom - “sadie” down by law - “peace, love and understanding” nirvana - “aneurysm” (1990 demo) hovercraft - “endoradiosonde” modest mouse - “cowboy dan” rage against the machine - “born of a broken man” skatalites - “scandal ska” pylon - “driving school” the vindictives - “babysitter” jimmy eat world - “ten” the get up kids - “lowercase west thomas” oh we’re doing this now? hot rod circuit - “knees” fine triple fast action - “the rescue” FINE  full disclosure i do skip emo diaries tracks at my discretion the amps - “bragging party” everclear - “am radio” this is not fair mxpx - “middlename” MXPX ON SUMMERLAND chokebore - “your let down” bob dylan - “you’re a big girl now” helmet - “primitive” pond - “filterless” blink-182 - “all the small things” local h - “ralph” tar - “over and out” pearl jam - “black” the gits - “sniveling little rat faced git” local h - “eddie vedder” >:) tar - “flow plow” i always misremember this as a subpop single so i’m like “i’m not amphetamine reptile biased?” but it was an a/r release, lol. brad wood produced it. lake michigan as hell  unicorns - “jellybones” this song makes me sad ever since i didn’t get to adopt the jellybones cat oblivion - “clark” desmond dekker - “jeserene” veruca salt - “one last time” veruca salt on summerland!!!! dead moon - “dead moon night” extremely dead moon on summerland fishbone - “i like to hide behind my glasses” dead moon - “on my own” paw - “sleeping bag” tar - “goethe” doc dart - “casket with flowers” smashing pumpkins - “zero” i don’t want billy corgan on summerland and i am sorry for that kicking giant - “&” kicking giant on summerland lmao shockabilly - “pile up all architecture” ween - “sorry charlie” sublime - “april 29, 1992 (miami)” heatmiser - “blackout” the clash - “pressure drop” hellbender - “pissant’s retrospective” the queers - “i won’t be” the vindictives - “circles” the beat farmers - “selfish heart” screaming trees - “end of the universe” 7 year bitch - “second hand” bourgeois filth - “above” nirvana - “scoff” the breeders - “cannonball” saturday looks good to me - “save my life” cara beth satalino - “good ones” communique - “dagger version” soul asylum - “sometime to return” sublime - “jailhouse” tullycraft - “twee” nuns - “wild” beyonce - “countdown” the replacements - “sixteen blue” living colour - “what’s your favorite color” britney - “why should i be sad” mdc - “church and state” alice in chains - “junkhead” rage against the machine - “mic check” everclear - “nervous and weird” soundgarden - “fresh tendrils” helmet - “army of me” the gits - “it all dies anyway” pansy division - “smells like queer spirit” mtx - “i’d do anything for you” 5 year sentence - “just a punk” pennywise - “nothing” mudhoney - “thirteenth floor opening” yesterday’s kids - “eighteen” mxpx - “punk rawk show” small brown bike - “zerosum” incubus - “trouble in 421″ hanson - “speechless” incubus - “circles” dead moon - “my time has come” (!!!!) first of all is this killdozer blink-182 - “here’s your letter” everclear - “electra made me blind” (nervous & weird take) saves the day - “through being cool” groovie ghoulies - “don’t go out into the rain (you’re gonna melt)” babes in toyland - “never” husker du - “target” guzzard - “biro” fairweather - “next day flight” mcr - “house of wolves” broadcast - “until then” liz phair - “never said” the dicks - “rich daddy” quasi - “the iron worm” mustard plug - “not again” janitor joe - “boyfriend” snapcase - “new academy” neil young - “someday” blindsided - “spaceman” placebo - “without you i’m nothing” the creeps - “lakeside cabin” solomon grundy - “time is not your own” the clash - “the card cheat” silversun pickups - “common reactor” lagwagon - “leave the light on” denali - “where i landed” system of a down - “highway song” sprinkler - “personality doll” the vindictives - “structure and function” unplugged” the queers - “ursula finally has tits” we’re entering no repeats territory  buffalo springfield - “expecting to fly” hit squad - “pictures of matchstick men” cows - “almost a god” hop along - “young and happy” pixies - “i’ve been tired” the fall - “spoilt victorian child” camper van chadbourne - “knock on the door” queens of the stone age - “tension head” choking victim - “war story” cool that we have gotten to drop by the greatest song ever recorded :) guttermount - “happy loving couples” audio karate - “nintendo 89″ tad - “pork chop” the kelley deal 6000 - “where did the home team go” colorfinger - “hateful” :} man or astroman - “evil plans of planet spectra” pere ubu - “arabian nights” accepting repeats for  new found glory - “my friends over you” cool moving on american steel - “optimist” tom petty & the heartbreakers - “even the losers” meat puppets - “another moon” black cat music - “wine in a box” wallside - “ready” crucifucks - “pig in a blanket” the bananas - “my charmed life”

KILLDOZER - “EARL SCHEIB,” UNCOMPROMISING WAR ON ART UNDER THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT, 1994. KILLDOZER ON SUMMERLAND

[lunafeather]

Top 5 ships that should have happened and Top 5 ships that should NEVER have happened

Anon, this is fucking hard and that’s why it’s taken me a week to answer. It was also a really good one. You’re gonna get descriptions for everything!

Top 5 Ships That Should Have Happened

1. Wynonna x Dolls (Wynonna Earp). For fuck’s sake, it was a perfect slow burn between two messed up, truly good people. They had chemistry, they had humor, they had each other’s backs. They are seriously one of my OTP’s of OTP’s. Xavier Dolls is one of if not my absolute favorite character of all time, and he still deserves better than what he got. He deserved to fall in love with Wynonna, he deserved to know she loved him, they deserved to find happiness with each other and their found family. I’M STILL MAD ABOUT IT.

2. Jack x Elizabeth (Pirates of the Caribbean). STILL MAD ABOUT ELIZABETH SWANN’S ENDING, GONNA DIE MAD ABOUT IT PROBS. Look, Will is nice enough and whatever, but Jack saw who she really was and stoked that fire. She’s a fucking pirate, not a little mom who sits on an island with her kids waiting for Daddy to come back from sea every 7 fucking years. Jack and Elizabeth had chemistry out the wazoo, they would have OWNED the 7 seas. Please pretend Jack isn’t played by Johnny Depp but still looks like he does.

3. Jane x Maura (Rizzoli and Isles). I was so done with this show’s shit that I almost buried all my memories of it lmao listen. LISTEN. Maybe Sasha made it gay on purpose. Maybe they had no idea what they had on their hands. I don’t know. All I know is that there is so much chemistry between Sasha Alexander and Angie Harmon that you could power the United States for 10 years. THE LOOKS. THE TOUCHES. THE FLIRTING BANTER. This show was painful to watch. This show is also one of the absolute best examples of actual queer baiting. It pains me to think about the “bound for life” promo poster. IT PHYSICALLY HURTS. These two are god damn soul mates and you can’t change my mind. Fuck JTam. They did their level best to not let it be gay, and yet they somehow failed.

4. Jackson x April (Grey’s Anatomy). Lord have mercy, I know this ship technically DID happen, but it should have fucking KEPT HAPPENING instead of all the god damn bullshit that happened instead. Slow burn, friends to lovers, perfect for each other. Ugh, I stopped watching the show because of the crap they kept putting these two through. THEY WERE SOULMATES. At least they didn’t kill April off I guess???

5. Katniss x Gale (The Hunger Games, books). I am still so god damn mad that this series ended with Katniss marrying Peeta and having his babies and settling down like a little farmer girl (this is apparently a trend in media). Katniss and Gale were best friends and should have ended up together. He understood her. I just… I really hated the second half of Mockingjay. I think the author just stopped getting her own characters?? Gale’s narrative made no fucking sense! It wasn’t who he was! She turned him into this violence, for-the-greater-good asshole just to make it easier for Katniss to end up with Peeta and I’m always gonna be mad about it.

Honorable Mentions:

Clint x Natasha (Marvel Cinematic Universe). Why have Nat wear a fucking arrow necklace? Why throw away that chemistry? Why randomly create and insert a family for Clint?? It makes no sense, Joss Whedon can go fuck a cactus.

Elliot x Olivia (Law and Order: SVU). We could have had it alllllll. And we almost did. At the end of Season 8, I really thought they were gonna do it. They didn’t. I stopped watching.

Mulan x Aurora (Once Upon a Time). STILL MAD ABOUT THIS.

Top 5 Ships That Should NEVER Have Happened

1. Lorelai x Christopher (Gilmore Girls). I literally stopped watching the show because Lorelai slept with Chris at the end of Season 6. I mean, Season 6 was just not written well AT ALL to start with, everyone was super out of character. But for Lorelai to run to Chris when Chris was such a huge sore spot between her and Luke? When her parents had been pushing Chris on her their entire relationship? When she had repeatedly hidden her conversations with Chris from him? When he (rightfully) was worried about her connection to Chris? Like, yes Luke sucked for hiding April and for delaying their wedding indefinitely, but jesus. Cheating on him with your ex and the father of your kid? Fucking low. I still can’t watch Season 7. Some people say she needed to be sure that her and Chris would never work – I say that how deeply she loved Luke should have shown her that.

2. Wynonna x Doc (Wynonna Earp). Ohhhh boy. Look, I would have been cool with them just hooking up a couple times, but the second this shit turned romantic – nah. They are too alike to EVER work as a romantic couple. He literally knew and was likely romantically and sexually involved with her great great grandfather. Doc should have been written as the father figure Wynonna so desperately needed. Barring all that, when she got pregnant, they could have gone the progressive route and been like, alright, we obviously aren’t good as partners but we can definitely coparent this baby since you are obviously in love with Dolls. BUT NO. We have to have a fucking love triangle (oh I’m sorry, a not love triangle that is oddly shaped like a fucking triangle). Ugh.

3. Rose x Finn (Star Wars). Nope, no. Uh-uh. Nopers. No chemistry, no time, no lead up. Rose hero worshipped Finn and came crashing down and suddenly loves him??? After like 2 days??????? Finn who showed no interest in her because he is clearly in love with Rey???? God, fuck this. Fuck The Last Jedi. Give Rose Tico the substance she deserves.

4. Jane x Casey (Rizzoli and Isles). If you’re gonna force Jane to be straight, at least pair her with a decent dude??? I kind of shipped her with the police guy in season 1 (can’t remember his name, Donnie Whalberg played him) because he took her sass in stride and was attracted to all her tomboyish BS. I thought they would have been good if she just HAD TO BE WITH A DUDE. But instead we’re gonna pair her with this manipulative, gross, christian-values-but-only-so-we-can-say-christian-values veteran dude? Who treated Jane like an accessory and not the badass boss detective she was??? Fuck that. It still pisses me off.

5. Rachel x Joey (Friends). Look. I shipped Ross and Rachel when this show aired. I still kind of do even though the ship is so problematic it hurts (their chemistry is insane, y’all.). But for serious? You’re gonna put JOEY and Rachel together?? Really?? I checked out during seasons 9 and 10 because of this. I mean, first of all, how gross for Joey to just go with the whole proposal snafu despite knowing how Ross felt. How fucking selfish. Second of all, Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc have literally no sexual or romantic chemistry of any kind. It was so forced, it was so awkward, I still can’t watch reruns of this time in the show because it is so painful.

Honorable Mention:

Ted x Robin (How I Met Your Mother). WHAT KIND OF MISOGYNISTIC HETERO BULLSHIT VOMITED ONTO THIS SHOW, I DON’T EVEN GO HERE AND I KNOW THIS IS WRONG. Straight white whiney Nice Guy™ Ted should have ended up alone.

Put “Top 5″ anything in my ask and I’ll answer!

[stray3racha]

✨ — Ten Facts Tag — ✨

I was tagged by @sk-jisungie ♥️

1. I have a Beagle/Jack Russell mix that’s my best friend, and her name is Poppy (she also responds to Boppy and Bobby). She’s named really after the Poppy flower, but I also think of the YouTuber Poppy (bc i love her), and my baby is going to be a year old in March!!

2. I moved out of my parents house in my sophomore year of high school, and I moved in with my older sister @saiyanchan. And we’ve gone through many roommates but I guess we’re stuck with @sk-jisungie lmao JUST KIDDING 💕

3. I was in a pretty serious car wreck the year I turned 14, I think I was in 8th grade? Earlier the same day, during school I was telling people how I had never broken a bone before. Later that night, I shattered my elbow, broke my tailbone, and hurt much more. so kind of ironic haha. But!! Because of that (and the money I got from it), when I turned 18, I was able to take myself and my sister to Manhattan, flying up my friend and my mom up the day after we got there. And we stayed a whole week 😭��

4. I love the colors pink, green, gold, red, and black!

5. I can self-teach myself a language quite easily, I just really have to have the mind-set haha. I know French fluently, and I’m currently into learning more Korean, Chinese, and some Thai (I honestly suck at Thai but I will get better!!)

6. I’ve seen Got7 in Atlanta for their first tour, Monsta X in Atlanta for their first tour, and Astro in Washington DC for their first fanmeet tour! I got hi-touch for Got7 and interacted a lot with Yugyeom and Bambam, although Jackson and Bambam are my ults. I got hi-touch for Astro, which HOLY SHIT they’re so BEAUTIFUL in person. And I got hi-touch AND photo op for MX, and had the BEST POSSIBLE experience I could’ve asked for 😭😭

7. I have a older sister, a little brother, and another little sister. My birth father was never really in the picture so I have my dad, who’s the father of my little siblings, and he came in the picture when I was 2. I wish I would’ve appreciated him and respected him a little more than I did, because I was a brat kid, but I’m trying my best now to respect and love him more, because he’s not very well. He’s pretty ill but he’s stillllll kicking lmfao. And I have my momma, who is basically the best woman I’ll ever meet.

8. I’m very closed off pretty often, I think due to just being introverted and my bpd, depression, and so on. But I’ve always been a quiet kid and a quiet person, so I’ve been trying my best to express myself more, and I think I’m doing really well right now!!

9. I haveeeee 10 tattoos! I have: an outline of Jackson Wang that someone drew; Brian Imanuel lyrics; a tattoo for both parents (one on each wrist); the airplane that’s at the beginning of iKON’s Airplane music video (along with blue, pink, and red around it); Jughead Jones from the Archie comics; a small red leaf a 10 year old did; G-Dragon’s “peaceminusone” symbol on the top of my middle finger, and “peaceminusone” (the strike through the words also) on the side of that same finger; and I have my Monsta X tattoo, which is Changkyun’s “X Clan” symbol (“clan” is in his handwriting). This one is probably my favorite because I got to show Changkyun and he almost cried as he touched over it. so i love it. {my thread is here, on my twitter, if you want to see some!}

10. Lastly: My name is Michaela, or just Kayla. I know some of you don’t know my name so 🤷🏻‍♀️ not like it matters, just wanted to put it out there 💖

tagging: @saiyanchan @dysfancional-straykids @hellevatorz @lees-minho @nctmoonstarsun 💖💖

[karens-vest]

newsies pjo au headcanons

more headcanons i made with that one friend i made hp headcanons with

what i say is bold what he was is in italics but sometimes i fucked up who said what

we started making these like right after the hp ones

anyways if you like percy jackson a newsies au w that could be 👌👌👌👌

fUCKIN HELL YES

ok so race is a hermes kid lets get that out of the way bc YES

crutchie is an apollo kiddo fight me on it

katherine is an athena child

o bv

oof whats davey

i’m not really sure?

what if hes like,, a satyr or smth

yes

then i could see jack maybe being a child of zeus?

tjat sounds h ella

now for these headcanons to turn into complete angst

but before that

i could see jack being hella good with a sword

also spot’s an ares kid

definitely ,,

but before angst

crutchie got claimed in the best way ok he accidentally cursed race to speak in rhyme for a week aftee race cheated during ctf

ahdjaj perfect

& like i could see katherine not even needing to be claimed like everyone just knows but like athena’s so proud she’s like “haha yeah that’s my kid”

t b h

spot comes to camp and he looks very angry and shit,, he intimidates even jack then the next week jack is just walking around and he sees spot feedin a chipmunk in the forest out of his hands

p l e a s e

then i could see the delancey bros being some of the demigods trying to bring kronos back

raise ur hand if u wanna punch the delancey brothers

raises both hands

raises one hand bc only oscar i’d slap morris tho bc hes still a dick but mike faist even said that deep down he’s a good guy

true,,

smh did u notice that one (1) time when davey is first getting his papers oscar like checks him out or smth

i only just noticed and its Awkward™

oscar wyd

hold on theres a gif of it i think

also like i love how crutchie said “morning mr. wiesel” & like wiesel actually smiled & he was nice to crutchie like augh crutchie’s so nice

crutchies just like,,, soft

wair wait fpund it

what a mood

right

an y ways back onto the subject of the pjo thing bc we went from,, that to oscar lookin at daveys ass somehow,,

yeah these hcs get very steered away

sw e ats i wonder why that is

o o f

o,, o of

ok so before this gets too off track i think jack would either use the shield thalia had with the medusa head or be too scared to even be near it 

ppff probably the second one

spot called him a pussy for it

but spot got scared too

and then race called him a pussy but race is scared too

theyre all scared

and crutchie just like, picks it up and hes like “woah, this is cool!” he shows no fear 

spot has resolved that crutchie is a cryptid

& jack would be like !? excuse me??? bc he’s supposed to be the one using it & not afraid i mean ut’s the shield zeus used he should too

crutchie is a cryptid, confirmed by,, everyone whos seen him with it is he even real is he even half human???? we just dont know

i mean crutchie & cryptid both have cr at the beginning so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

g asp

i think i cracked the case that yeah hes a cryptid

the world needs to fuckin know weve figured it out

the world will know

gdi

and the journal too

(( we got sidetracked & started talking about newsies quotes. )) ((  “ thEY Was c O R Onas! ” “w oah” ))

anyways back to the pjo newsies au i feel like katherine would send any messages by owl bc her mom’s athena & she thinks it’s cool

h ella like jack and crutchie are out at night,, sneakin around and settin up a prank, and then they just see kath with this bigass owl on her shoulder or smth

then more owls land on her & during ctf she has the owls distract or scratch people she just always has an owl. she names them all. the one that stays with her the most though is named olive.

both boys are confused and jack brings it up once,, but hes kinda rude abt it like “why do u keep those weird owls around?? i keep finding owl droppings everywhere” she g lares at him and the next day he finds owl droppings under his pillow race and crutch make fun of him for it

she’s like,, queen of the owls,, & she likes olives a lot too & bc her mother made the olive tree she can too & sometimes one of the boys is running & she just plops a tree in front of him & he hits it

its race running from spot bc race owes spot like ten dollars for losing a bet and race b reaks his nose its not a happy day

& spot’s like “thanks kath” then takes the money from race chaotic good

race is Not Amused everything bad seems to happen to him

he thinks he got cursed by someone but nah everyone just likes picking on him

a concept; romeo is a son of aphrodite and he just,,, charmspeaks everyone nonstop

it does not work on anyone,, except crutchie and specs

yes yes yes sometimes people pretend it works then they’re like “haha sike”

bc crutchie is just rlly nice but specs is just,, really bad at restraining himself

but romeo’s like “one day this will never fail” & will it never fail? the world may never know.

p much hes so bad at it though and he never actually practices

he’s just like “i mean i’m son of aphrodite shouldn’t i be able to just,, do it”

hes lazy and,, everyone else can relate bc they never wanna do any practicing either

katherine’s the only one that does

& like jack can shock people w lightning but like they don’t feel like practicing magic when they’ve got weapons

yeah,, and davey too he just like, randomly trots out of the woods one day,, nobody has seen him for a week?? he just goes right up to some other satyrs that crutchie is talkin to and hes just dead quiet before saying,, “the newts are out of control again,, theyre eating trees whole now” crutch is c onf us ed

and yes theyre all too lazy for their own good

also i find it funny that the apollo kids were the best healers but crutchie has a bad leg

yELLS I JUST REALISED THAT LMAO

crutchie is a good healer??? but when it comes to like,, paper cuts or smth he just,, cant also he uses Sensible Elbow Crutches,, fi ght me

yes & also i feel like while everyone else fought he’d just be there healing everyone like he can use a bow but not very well

also since pjo is also technically modern times race wears heelys

hes one of the best medics,,, but also if anyone calls him medic he will punch them

hOLY FUCK YES??

“take your wheels off, racer, its dinner” “race, you cant climb the wall with those” (‘yes i can’ he says, and then falls) “can you just,, not wear your wheels rn?? this is an important meeting”

like he’ll wheel to the hermes table every night & do the exact same thing he wheels over then hits a table or chair he has never not

except once, but only bc crutchie stopped him with one of his crutches and ordered him to take them off race was like “or what??” and crutchie just givrmes him this g l are needless to say race always nyooms to the take on the other side now he does not want to have to speak in rhyme for so long ever again

“givrmes” wyd @ self

also RACE IS AN OUTDATED MEME HE USES FUCKING MEMES FROM YEARS AGO IT ANNOYS EVERYONE EXCEPT THE OTHER HERMES KIDS

RACE, THE STALE MEME OF THE HERMES CABIN

also #LetCrutchieSayFuck2k18

#LetCrutchieSayFuck2k18

also this one isn’t modern or pjo but race has 100% flirted with the delanceys to get extra papes (spoiler alert: it didn’t work)

romeo has also done this once before (it didnt work) davey has never done it before, hes shit at flirting (he somehow got 2 extra papers anyway. from who, he doesnt know)

every newsie has done this (except les ofc)

only crutchie and davey got extra papes once davey returned them tho bc hes a law-abiding citizen crutchie,, did not crutchie flirts unintentionally and its funny when people are like,, “what are you implying?” and he just gets rlly confused,,

crutchie’s just so,, hufflepuff like i can’t stop thinking about how hufflepuff he is 

(( we got like,, really sidetracked. we started talking about books & then the bee movie & idk whatever ))

we were talkin abt crutchie and then divergent and then fantasy and scifi books and then the bee movie

oof right so like i honestly think all the newsies & katherine would be so good at capture the flag like if they’re all on one team the other team already knows they’re losing but if they’re split up so they’re on two different teams against eachother that’s when things get difficult

and there are a lot of newsies so its hard to get em all on one team??,, but usually athena and hermes team and take aphrodite and apollo ares yoinks everyone else it is hell davey watches from the sidelines, either studying or texting race or jack memes while theyre fighting

& tbh i feel like newsies vs newsies would be hilarious like a ton of taunting & distractions & picking on eachother

jack and spot end up on the same team and its chaos always the same team,,

except one time & it was even more chaos since one can create lightning & the other can create fire 

they learned it’s better for them to be on the same team, even if it’s still chaos.

davey is not amused when they almost kill one of the oldest trees when fighting kath and race

he probably slapped them after

he did no one has ever seen dave so mad

also remember race’s heelys? he uses those in battle. it either helps him or causes him to fuck up even more. there’s an even mix of both.

wait but like,, tb to davey bein a satyr his,, horns,, h orns theyre just little nubs pokin out from under his hair the horns,, are cute

dbahsh YES also i can see some of the others making fun of how small they are & like pulls out his reed pipes & plays them & makes any plants surrounding whoever’s making fun of him trip

if they arent making fun, theyre flirting davey is Exasperated™

and katherine just relates to him on a spiritual level bc the first time ppl see her, they usually immediately check her out davey and kath have to suffer through romeo flirting endlessly

but they both have the best anti-flirts & they’re the platonic power couple

theyre going to have to kill if anyone asks if theyre dating again though like once bc everyone kept sayin they were, they pretended to for a week and then yelled “just kidding, we’re not dating! april fools, motherfuckers!” (katherine also yelled really loud “im p sure daveys like,, gay lol” and davey refused to speak with her for a week)

he did that bc she found out

i m

ur not wrong but

so when he started talking to her again he was like “howd you know”

“i saw you staring at finch’s ass the other day” “gdi”

& she’s the only one that knows

then the next week, daveys saying hi to everyone before ctf, and jack walks up like “so,, why were you staring at finch’s ass???” and he just fuckin,, looks at kath and she snorts abd falls over laughing

okay so like idk if you like dear evan hansen or not but if you do tbh i could see jared & race either being best friends or like very hateful enemies.

y es??

connor murphy does art and he and jack bond over it

& if it’s still the pjo au then alana’s totally an athena kid too & she talks to kath all the time

evan,, an anxiety filled satyr who can only talk to davey just bc they have a lot in common

hed be really annoyed that he has so many siblings and that hes son of hermes of all gods and connor and zoe would both have different dads zoe is a daughter of nemesis,, so she has to stay in the hermes cabin, and connor is either son of dionysus or someone else

wait no scratch nemesis

i thought abt lesbians when writing that my mistake

shed be like,, daughter of,, either hades or like,, hermes idk

i could see hades for her

davey and evan talk about snakes and trees,, “did you know a ball python can go up yo a month without food?” “ !! woah! did you know the oldest living tree, the mutheselah, is nearly 5000 years old??”

(( then we were wondering who connor’s parent would be & didn’t talk about it for like a month ))

i was thinking about our old pjo au & i thought about zoe as a kid of hecate & connor’s a kid of hades they’re a badass duo since they can both raise the dead they’re great to bring on missions since zoe knows where to go at crossroads so they don’t get lost or anything & like i said they raise the fucking dead

evan the satyr has to go on a quest with them and they argue the whole time hes Not Amused

bc like they disagree always but put them on a battlefield & they suddenly work together amazingly also if there’s the same prophecy percy was in with kronos rising & if there’s gonna be angst then zoe’s a spy & connor’s like “well whatever fuck you” but in reality he’s like “i trusted her” & it’s Not Okay

oh n o  (( it returns ))

then during the first battle zoe gets hurt bc she had just summoned a lot of dead people & got kind of worn out & one of the campers went to kill her but connor saved her & after that nobody really trusted him

correction: he sacrifices himself to save her

hes dead now and everyone is sad

zoe can’t forgive herself she leaves kronos’ army to fight with the camp they don’t really trust her & nobody talks to her but she’s there

evan is Not Okay At All

alana is all over it though

evan doesn’t really know how to feel about zoe he kinda hates her because she’s the reason connor died

whys this angst smh

there’s always goddamn angst when we do this

ffs

here i’ll fix it zoe brings connor back & they win the war & everything’s perfect & fun & happy

nah it sounds like a fairy tale now

i’ll fix that too zoe brings connor back but she dies doing it

better

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SG1

Season 1 episode 7

"COLD LAZARUS"

Notes by me

- stargate said lets make this planet the ugliest yellow color imaginable and then did it legends

- pretty crystals🙌💎

- btw what is their job exactly? Are they paid to just........check out other planets or what

- this crystal is definitely alive

- maybe dont touch the strange crystals on a strange planet

- what did I just say

- 2 jack!

- not Jack???? Very much not Jack

- "am I using this right?" Daniels first experience with a walkie talkie

- im just gonna call this guy Not!Jack since I dont know who or what it is

- what does "sg1 is on stand down" mean? They cant go on another mission?

- oh god jacks son :(

- sams an auntie!

- they cant even tell its not him lmao guys....

- daniels onesie

- sams face when she finds out about his son 😩 you dont expect it! He doesnt act like a guy that went thru that trauma

- tealc wants to see earth!! We love a curious boi!!!

- Not!Jack said no :\

- I love the casual conversation Daniel and Sam are having while doing sciency stuff

- uuhhh???????? Not Jack is going off base not good

- hes ??? Going to harass jacks ex wife and I am uncomfortable

- well this is heartbreaking. Cant believe she had to go thru seeing again and its not even him

- his son is dead ya dumb alien!!! Figure it out!!!

- tealc my guy.....if you want to learn about earth....the news is the WORST possible option

- "your world is a strange place"

".....so is yours"

Daniel I swear to god

- is real Jack still lying on the ground on the sand planet lol

- why is Not!jack like really sad about real jacks son

- wait im curious how long has it been since his son died? Like a year and a half maybe?

- actually seeing the memory of his sons death. Tears are streaming down my face

- LMAO Sam and Daniel doing illegal experiments like enthusiastic high school chemistry students

- the goaulds are the culprits

- YO THE CRYSTAL CAN TALK

- "captain-doctor, tealc!" Daniel pLEASE just call her Sam

- "holy hannah" Holy Hannah Batman

- JACK COMES THRU THE GATE LIKE WHATS UP

- is Not!Jack somehow turning into Jack

-oh shit hes got lightening coming out him

- crystal lady says pls leave us alone

- a mass grave :( rip to all those crystal people

- the name of the crystal people planet is P3X562

- haha tealc trying to take his weapon with him bc the news scared him

- Jack going back to the hospital where his son died NO NO NO NO

- RDAs acting skills are SO GOOD

- SARAH IS SO CONFUSED SAME SIS

- "are you alright?!" ❤❤❤❤

- oh no he just wanted to help 😩 he didnt understand

- oh god its his kid

- when Sarah sees charlie

- "we were pretty great together werent we"

"The greatest"

- bye crystal person! Sorry for the trouble go back to sleep

- "I'll be back" IT BETTER BE YOU THIS TIME BUDDY DONT MAKE ME DRAG YOU BACK THROUGH THE GATE MYSELF BECAUSE I WILL

Jack Oniell whump: thrown back twice, unconcious, not!jack , electrocuted ? , weak , out of breath,

Daniel jackson whump: jumps back in fear/surprise (less than a minute)

🎶listening to Leaving You by Maria Mena🎶 for Jack and his wife splitting up after charlie died :(

🎶listening to For The First Time by The Script 🎶 in honor of Jack and Sarah still being friends even if theyre not together :)

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Congratulations, Hannah! You’ve been accepted to play Piper Moreau. Please make your page and send it in within 24 hours.

Admin note: Hannah...are you sure...that you’re name isn’t actually Piper Moreau??? You get her in and out and I absolutely am in AWE at how well you were able to understand her character/understand her weird/fucked up justifications. I cannot WAIT to see you portray her!! - Admin J

CHARACTER DESIRED Piper Moreau

DESCRIBE THE CHARACTER IN YOUR OWN WORDS

I usually like to go on and on in these sections, but I have to be brief since I have officially 31 minutes (yikes!!!) to get this whole thing submitted.

At first, I was very torn between Piper and Penelope. I love playing bad bitches, and they both are, but they are both very different, which is something I get to a bit in my para sample. Penny is all ice, and Piper is all fire. I always play ice queens, though, so I wanted to venture a bit outside my comfort zone. What drew me to Piper were her deep-seeded problems. As soon as I read her bio, I could see the daddy issues, the identity crisis, the jealousy, the “I break everyone’s heart to forget my own is so broken it can never be repaired.” She is complex and complicated, and I L O V E characters like that.

I really love her relationship with Penny and I’m excited to (hopefully) explore her relationship with the whole Sinclair family. For her, the legacy is just something else for Penny to hold over her head, something else Piper wanted that Penny got. I think Piper feels like that is the story of her life, and she cannot move on because she is fixated on Penelope’s life. I think deep down (like, deep, deeeep down) she does want to be happy. But as long as she stays here, watching and obsessing over every move Penny makes, she can never be happy.

I also really like the dynamic with Jackson. (He has a ring for her and she doesn’t care lmao omg also kill me.) In some way (some sick way), I think she really wanted to recreate what Penny has with Morgan. The only way Piper can “defeat” her sister is by one-upping her. Unfortunately, a life with Jack was never going to yield that result. And she never really let her guard down for him, never let him penetrate her heart (is that even humanly possible? Does she even have a heart? Lol maybe not). I actually think Piper got some pleasure out of breaking his heart, mostly just because she could. She has only been second fiddle to Penny, so for someone to love her that desperately, it gives her some semblance of power, and she is literally desperate for that because she feels so entirely powerless. It’s why she “thrives” on the drama of the Jack situation, she likes to keep stringing him along just to keep breaking his heart because it gives her some kind of control. This little brat baby is sick in the head (and the heart) okay. Sorry Jack.

Finally, she reallyyyyy struggles to make friends. She is a very unpleasant person. She can pretend to be whatever she needs to be, but deep down, she does not have anyone she considers herself close to. Maybe eventually (please God) someone can break through her defenses, but she’s been building them up since childhood (if Penny was your sister and cut you down at every opportunity, you probably would too amirite). She keeps herself surrounded by people a lot, but nobody ever penetrates her.

WRITING SAMPLE

Any other woman would have looked unkempt. A mess of tangled red curls lay haphazardly on bare porcelain shoulders. Her eyeliner was too dark, smudged underneath and her lipstick was a dark crimson. But this was a look was one Piper had spent years perfecting, and it was what she built her reputation on. They called her a femme fatale – or, at least, that was her preferred public nickname. The tabloids, of course, called her any number of things on any given day: sometimes tragic trainwreck, other times social pariah, but most often they made some reference to her maneating ways. It was no secret that Piper’s favorite meal was the heart of a man, served up just how she liked her revenge – cold.

It was only 8 o’clock, but Piper was already nursing her seventh martini. Or was it eight? Truthfully, she had lost count. She may have been slumped against the bar, but the way that black dress clung to her curves hardly came off as desperate. (Or, at least, that’s what she told herself.) It was not uncommon to find her here, though tonight was a bit earlier than usual; she usually graced this bar with her presence on weekends, when the ultra-rich playboys came out to play, but it was only Thursday. Tonight, it seemed the crowd only drew obnoxious college kids trying to look sophisticated and sad housewives with their husbands’ credit cards. If anyone asked, she would have blamed it on the hellish week she’d has. After photo sessions in Milan, Paris, and Athens all within four days, any girl could use a night of drinking. But the truth? The truth was her sister had been in her penthouse the moment she walked in (of course the bitch had a key) and has unceremoniously announced the engagement of her daughter to some other mob royalty. Penny was chipper, but distant, and much like their mother, was clearly impatiently expecting some kind of specific response from her baby sister. Apparently, Piper hadn’t made enough effort in hiding her look of disgust at the news (not that she had tried particularly hard). Penelope flinched, but quickly recovered; God forbid the frigid bitch ever show any real emotion. The only one she was ever loose with was her rage, but Piper could match her fury…and then some. It was the only trait the two shared. Her sister’s eyes narrowed, and Piper braced herself for the hell to come.

Though they shared a kinship of rage, the two women expressed it differently. Piper was all fire: red hot, short tempered, and quick to curse anyone to hell the moment they lit her fuse. Penelope, though, was all ice: she was calculated, devious, and never showed her hand. The elder Moreau had always told her sister she was all bark and no bite, whereas Penelope may bite her tongue, but she ruined lives. It was one more thing on the very long list of reasons Piper resented her sister; the woman always delivered on her threats.

“Not even the illusion of excitement or happiness for your niece?” Her tone was flat, but Piper knew the worst was yet to come. No one knew how to dig the knife in quite like Penny. “I am disappointed, but I can’t say I’m surprised. It’s hard to be happy for someone when they have the one thing you’ve always wanted. And will never have.”

The words fell so effortlessly, and yet the pain scorched her insides like nothing she had ever experienced. Piper’s muscles tightened and her jaw clenched. There was nothing that ached like the pain of being unloved – and worse, living with that reality while forced to watch your sister, of all fucking people, get it from everyone. But the cherry on top of it all was the fact that Penelope never missed an opportunity to rub it in. Salt in the wound.

“Isn’t Paisley a bit young to be tying the knot? Don’t tell me. He knocked her up.” She was scrambling, frantically looking for any weapon in her arsenal to wound Penny, to keep herself from showing how deep her sister’s words truly stung. It did nothing, of course – Penny never dropped the cold smirk.

“Young love. Seems nothing can stop it. Not that I’d expect you would know anything about that.” Another jab. God, Piper could use a fucking drink. “We are having an engagement party this weekend. I spoke to your assistant and she said you had nothing booked. We expect to see you there.” She was grabbing her purse now, not seeming to notice how Piper’s face paled. She was sure she’d be emptying the contents of her stomach as soon as the bitch walked out the door. Penny was just about to open the door when she paused, briefly turning to face her sister again. “And Jack will be there. Don’t cause a scene. I know you thrive on the drama of it all, but this will be a dignified affair.” Penelope gave her a once over, scrunching her face. “You should buy a new dress for the occasion. More sophisticated, less…street corner. God knows you can afford it.” That final snippy comment was the only one that gave Piper any pleasure from their entire exchange. Despite the fact that Penny had more money than God, it still got under her skin that Piper was the one with the entirety of their family’s fortune. Penelope may have gotten all their love and attention as a child, but Piper was the one who ended up with the fruits of their labor.

“I’ll do my best. I’m sure my stylist can find something you’d approve of – I’ll just tell her frigid bitch is the look I’m going for.” Piper should have known better, but she never could help herself. Aimlessly looking to say something, anything, that could get under her sister’s skin. Instead, she was only met with that smirk turning into a smile.

Her hand was on the doorknob now, and Piper could almost taste the fresh air that would certainly fill the room once Penelope left. But Penny would be damned if she would let her little sister get the last word in. “You truly are pathetic, you know that? So desperate to have what I have, you practically glow with envy when I walk into the room. I always thought it was pitiful, how you seduced my husband’s brother as though you could reach any kind of semblance of what I have. You can’t. You never will. You are weak, and the only thing authentic about you is your identity crisis. You are desperate to be me, and that is why you hate me. But I want you to know this,” she paused, and Piper was sure she hadn’t taken a proper breath since the first word fell from Penny’s lips. “I go to sleep every single night on silk bedsheets next to a man who loves me more than sharks love blood, and I don’t even think of you.” The last part was almost spat, and Piper felt as though she was bleeding out – a fatal wound.

And that was how she ended up here. Once she gathered herself – a few hits of coke had helped – she made her way here. Her driver had been directed to “the closest damn bar open the latest.” A cocktail of alcohol and drugs were now coursing through her system, and she could only hope that it was enough to help her forget; help her forget that everything her sister said as she walked out the door was absolutely right.

Finally, a group of businessmen had entered the bar, apparently on a high after a good day in the market. She wouldn’t admit it – not to anyone, and least of all herself – but she was desperate to feel loved, and she needed a man’s hands on her, reminding her how beautiful and perfect she was. She needed anything to wipe her sister’s words from playing over and over again in her head.

It only took a few seductive looks, a finger swirling the rim of her drink, and her tongue tracing the bottom of her lip for one of the younger men in the group to notice her and approach.

The man had dark hair and the hint of a five o’clock shadow. He had money, or at least, made a serious effort to appear as though he did. She barely even noticed what he said as he sat down, but she didn’t have time for foreplay.

With one hand she grabbed his lapel, and with the other she grabbed his thigh, enough to make his breathing hitch. On his left hand, she briefly noticed a tan where a ring should be, but Piper didn’t give a single fuck about his status.

“What do you say we get out of here? Now.” She smiled with her teeth, satisfied that though all else may fail in her life, her siren call was not one of them. Another one bites the dust.