#nakodile

[brightestlulu]

4/13!!!! actually pretty happy with how this came out

[thewizardscurse]

[simplexjadeclothing]

Here he is! I meant to post him yesterday but I was working. 

This is Nick Strider! He enjoys chewing on just about anything he can get his hands on. he stims by doing flappy arms, t-rex arms are common too. he’s a little oblivious, blunt and he’s typically very excited about things. when he’s overwhelmed by any emotion he’ll start saying “nak”.  he wears the red tail because he’s obsessed with scalemates and alligators/crocodiles! people usually mistake his symbol for a health potion but it’s actually supposed to be bubbling soup. the boi is a prospit dreamer and a page of blood.  he tries so hard to be friends with people but because he’s  got the tisim he struggles and people think he’s weird. Nick is also 13. 

his mom dropped him off with a mystery sibling I’ll post later named Dion Strider. (a  stridersona my bf made since he’s very dirk esk lol) 

check under the cut for nick dancing~!

[miniatureowl]

I'm sorry wait! I've fallen behind on the Homestuck times since it ended and a couple of chapters into the 2nd one, but....when did the merch store close??????? I've always wanted to get one of the big Scalemates and now they're GONE???? LOL WELL DAMN WHAT'D I MISS!? 🤣

Shit I'm glad I grabbed the big Nakodile when HS was at it's peak! I love it to death still and it's one of my decor staples. ALSO THE LATER QUALITY OF THEM!???? UM??

I have the big boy on the left. It's holding up extremely well. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BABY ON THE RIGHT? Ngl, cute AF in it's own way but I have questions! Is that part of the reason the store is gone? Lordy that means it's time to go and search for the small versions of them all huh...and I bet that means the prices are now up there. 😭

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: add me to the broth

[toreodere]

Scribbled up a Terezi in a voicecall last night before my computer just randomly crashed for no reason, augh!

[homestuck-music-tournament]

Tribal Ebonpyre

Album: Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir Transparent Composer: Erik Scheele Leitmotifs: Atomyk Ebonpyre, Sburban Jungle Characters: Dave Strider, Nakodiles

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: A nakodile writes some Dave/Nakodile smut

Submitter: @wmb-salticidae

Note from submitter: Homestuck Kink Meme thread. There's a follow-up fic further down in the thread, "in which dave finds nakodile fanfiction and freaks"

[nintendont2502]

Fun fact this is actually what I look like irl except I'm standing on a keyboard

[erisolkat]

sober to death...

[smuppetshowmovie]

date: September 17, 2022 caption: Assembling the musicians for the orchestra project: The Smuppet Show

The Smuppet Show Orchestra, assembled and ready to play! Here I am trying to work out the dimensions of the orchestra pit. The width of the stage was already set, but I needed to decide how deep and how tall to make the boundaries of the pit area.

I had a lot of fun assigning instruments and colors to each of the plushies (extended ramblings on this under the cut).

Photo legend, roughly left to right

Blue scalemate with rust red trumpet

White scalemate: candy red tuba

Red scalemate: teal trombone

Yellow scalemate: green french horn

Pink turtle: purple violin

Red nakodile: Dave's turntables

Yellow salamander: Breath player piano

Blue iguana: sparkly bass guitar

Vodka Mutini: pink electric guitar

It was a fun exercise to try to assign each character in the movie to a specific musical instrument. I vaguely imagined I could then use these to construct the music too - making sure to use those particular instruments when certain characters were singing or being alluded to. I didn't end up sticking to that very closely, but it helped to narrow down the options at first and get me started.

The trolls all got assigned to brass. Aradia gets a trumpet because in my high school band, the trumpet players were always the cool kids. Terezi gets a trombone because she'd fit right in with the tightly-knit group of cackling troublemakers I played with. Kanaya gets a french horn because every french horn player I've ever met has been elegant and refined, with a wicked sense of humor. Karkat gets a tuba, because all that shouting is great practice for the breath control needed to power such an instrument.

To make the brass instruments, I image-searched each instrument, traced it, laser cut, then painted and covered in glitter.

For the beta kids, I stuck to their canon instruments. Dave's turntables I made (described in a previous post). John's piano I made (described in a previous post). Jade's bass is from the same set of pop star barbie accessories as the pink keyboard stand. I went a bit overboard on Rose's violin, using sparkly silver embroidery floss to make strings.

I started off with Vodka Mutini / Roxy on pink guitar, then didn't follow through for the rest of the alpha kids since I'd run out of matching pre-made plushies. Alas! Setting up complicated patterns and then exhaustively following through on the sequence is hard!

[appetiteapex]

Good Cat Best Demon

Aradia flitted through the halls of her, Rosie's hotel, silently fuming. Rose was a darling, a delight, a peach, and several other culinary terms as well, but she was as slippery as she was squishy. Every time Aradia blinked her square demon eyes her mistress-pet has wandered off to the arms of another musclebound roidhulk, or rather she was gently pushed away by said hunk. It made Rosie even more of a handful then her figure was, and Aradia was starting to rankle at the incessant sharing of her favorite toy. Normally as a Demon this wasnt supposed to bother Aradia but, it did, especially the way she would swoon at them.

It was a itch that Aradia simply HAD to scratch, and was well within the capabilities to do so, given the vast windfall of depravity and indulgence that dripped from every word of her room mate. She had magic to burn, and longed for the warmth of the flame... But what?

Aradia stewed in her schemes, she couldn't hypnotize Rosie and even if she could she loved Rosie for who she was, no the problem is everyone else... She could simply... start killing people she supposed, but even that would do no good. Even if Aradia could kill a god or two, Rosie attracted paramours like flowers attract Bees, and Rosie dripped nectar. Aradia would lose more time keeping Rosie away from strangers then she would have if she just... let the strangers enjoy their Rosie time. Besides Rosie always liked them...

No clearly what Aradia needed to be was something essential, something so tied to Rosies life that it would be impossible to untangle...

That was when Aradia heard the mewing. Aradia grinned, looking up at the massive lump of muscle and scales sitting in the bedroom. Jaspersprite used to be Rose's little kitty, but ever since Rose fused him with a dragon and a wizard, all he has done is grown. The cat dominated the room, looming over statues, filling beds with scales and muscles, his wizardly prototyping only adding the barest vestiges of humanity, shaggier fur and proportions just a bit more appropriate to milk his personal creamtank. Jasper was her cat, something Rosie was obligated (As Jasper insisted) to feed, dote, and adore, and who, whenever it suited him, and it suited him plenty, feasted upon Rosies endless bounty... He was perfect.

Aradia sauntered over, resting a hand on the slumbering dragon. "Perfect..." She whispered, petting Jasper... Honestly she always got along with Rosie's fellow tormentor... it could be easy to replace him... but she was willing to compromise.

Aradia smiled, her shadow smiling too, the black spot widening, fattening, shaping into a single grin that covered the entire room in darkness. After all, Aradia thought as the jaws opened up, surrounding the two, friends share.

Rosie wandered the halls, jiggling confused at how... spacious things seemed, absent of the usual bother and bedlam. Today was unusually quiet, she did not even encounter any imps just strange marble skinned women who wanted nothing more then some of Rosie's autographs, took a bit longer then Rose liked to remember if her name had a i in it or not, but they were very patient, they even gave her their own autographs. Not that Rosie saw what they said, given they wrote them on HER, and on her blindspots, still Rosie assumed it was friendly!

Still, all things considered, things were uneventful, no nakodile mischief, no daring adventure too dangerous for her to win... not even a word from-

"Rooooooooooooooooooosie." A voice echoed in the hallways. Rosie sighed in relief. Oh there she is, good old reliable Aradia... though usually Aradia's voice didnt cause the hotel to rumble?

The glass panes shook louder and louder as the room grew warmer, something approaching, a large shadow filling the hallway like a big black wall aiming to crush Rosie beneath it. Rosie blinked, barely registering that maybe she should move away before it was upon her, and atop her. The mass of warmth being a shaggy tangle of hair, the shaggy thing covering her like a blanket, a imperctible weight pushing against her. "Oooooh you smell nice." Aradia purred, her red eyes peering from the darkness, big dilated circles that took in every quiver of the confused goddess. "Veeeeeeeeeerry nice." Aradia licked her lips, then, thoughtlessly, licked Rosies too. "Hmm... is that cherry, i've never had cherry." Aradia muttered.

It wasn't cherry but Rosie wasn't sure that was important. "Aradia? You look.... different?"

"Oh? You like it? Of course you do!" Aradia brushed her mane back, revealing large marroon scales that dotted her skin, the dark red color almost like her nakodile friends. "You see Rosie." Aradia licked Rosie again, her hands wrapped around the Goddess-pet. "Me and Jaspers got along so well together that... well I prototyped myself with him! And now we're Araspers. Or Jaradia. Or maybe it doesn't matter! You smell really nice, do you have dinner you smell like you have dinner." Aradia's ears wiggled, all four of them, the demonic dragon eyes drifting away from Rosie's face down to her bossom. Aradias grin widened, and widened, and widened, far wider then any human could. Then the room rumbled.

Rose looked back and saw that, while Aradia sure looked a little more... dragonic, that was nothing compared to her backside. While Rosie's sister was always most... everything hips down, Aradia was a different story. When one looked down from Aradia's hips you saw a entire monster, a giant, long cat dragon that jutted from beneath Aradia like a centaur, just much much bigger... and hungrier.

"Oh its fine..." Aradia started to yawn, pulling Rosie's top off, the demons subtlety drowned in catlike directness. "I'll just feed myself." Aradia lifted a teat to her lips and began to drink...

And then, hours later, when she was done drinking, she fell asleep, right atop Rosie. And Aradia was right, Rosie didn't manage to slip away this time, not when she had a truck of milk and muscle pinning her down.

[davekat-sucks]

Dave is a class traitor who has made a fortune on the backs of the poor nakodiles with his time travel powers

[simplexjadeclothing]

He’s based on a nakodile and I’m so in love with him- he’s so cute. I’ll probably share him at some point anyway~

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Nakodile: I am an eye, and I live in your eye socket. What am I?

Dave: an eye?

Nakodile : What is not a horse, but is a table?

Dave : a.. table.

Nakodile : If I, uh… If I have two apples, how many apples would I have?

Dave, feeling kinda bad for them: …four.