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idiot-mushroom · 1 year ago
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me and @less-depresso-more-espresso’s blorbos are having a movie night or smthing 😎👍
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shrimparts-blog888 · 1 year ago
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Please,god,please. Can you draw Apple looking at a marshmellow like those and thinking about Darling because the palette is simular?
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🤲🏻 u ask and shall receive
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smiles-ocs · 1 year ago
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Sea monsters for Castor and Ronan’s story. A Leviathan, Kraken, and an aspidochelone.
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kittlyns · 7 months ago
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Car dealerships are so scary until you realize you don't give a fuck and you kinda don't want their car anyway
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aria0fgold · 1 year ago
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I just accidentally let out the most horrified gasp I didn't think I could make.
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ask-whitepearl-and-steven · 8 months ago
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Uh... I .... Don't know if you're gonna answer me but...The white Steven gonna live forever? We all know he can live forever using his power to change his age and stuff and we know that the og Steven gonna die cuz Connie die and blablabla. But I was thinking if the white Steven would choose to live forever with the gems (Of course when he discoverer about this age change power---)
Nah... The white Steven is very different from the original Steven,so.... I was just thinking about it....
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That's a very interesting question to consider!
I don't think it's a spoiler, but I kind of... don't want to answer it?
It's more fun to ask YOU guys. It's more fun to leave it open. :)
CAN he live forever? Good question.
WOULD he live forever, if given the chance? Great question!
I think it's way better for me to sit down for this one and let you guys theorize, or perhaps even write some fanfictions, or draw fanart, etc. It's better than locking you all into a single possibility.
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thomasturnerillustration · 5 months ago
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Just wanted to draw a bunch of pole work, cuz I looked at my other pole pinup and was like NAH we can do BETTER <3 the poses are based off of this routine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzqtcK6F9Os Lindsay's p incredible imo
There's something about this style that I just find so fuckin FUN to work in <3
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whereismyhat5678 · 10 months ago
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OH BOY GUYS- this one this drawing- oh my- oh my this drawing- 😮‍💨
Okay, this is important that I gotta remind all my mutuals; and I mean ALL of them, I wasn’t able to fit all y’all’s in here I had to pick a few since the space had only little room- so if you don’t notice yourself on here I’m sorry, but just know your still absolutely appreciated and loved (platonically) by me, all y’all’s are awesome and that goes to not just my mutuals, but my followers too, all 400- (Jesus Christ 💀) ALL 400 something of you 💗💗💗 You guys make my day and if I can hug you guys I would (I will keep saying that even if I said it already, you mean so much to me 🫵💖💖💖)
*huff* alright- *cracks back* NOW FINALLY FOR THE DRAWING-
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Just gonna say it right now, my god I love you guys- BUT GOODNESS SOME OF YOU WERE HARD TO DRAW-/aff/silly
But seriously, this legit was actually quite fun- I put your @‘s on your persona but since it’ll be hard to read I’m just gonna list you guys off here!
@linhfoxmoive @qwertykeyboard045 @marclef @little--critter @moon9931 @noodletime @ijusthavefun @tailsdollsnewlife @luigigirl12 @ngl200 @oddpizza @gongustheawsome01 @misdreavusplush @zedortoo @atlaslovesedm @nomlioart @alaskacoolkid1
(Again, if you were not on here I still appreciate and love you guys, I really hope y’all know that cuz guess what, I LOVE YOU 🫵💞💞 [platonically])
Alright, now I gotta say that @zedortoo my dude, um- I couldn’t find your persona but from what gongus drew I went off of that and I made a color palette for you I really hope you don’t mind that- 😀🙇‍♀️ (nah seriously bro hope you don’t mind I’m sorry 🙏)
I gotta give a very special mention to @linhfoxmoive cuz you wanna know a fun fact? THEY WERE MY FIRST FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏 *little cheers in the distance*
And for the rest of you, I really hope I drew you guys justice, I hope you guys like it anyways <:] And yeah- NOW SHOOT- I SHOULD’VE ADDED PARTY HATS ON Y’ALL WHAT WAS I DOING-/J
Anyways- Oh yeah!
Happy Blog Birthday!!!
(The best decision I could ever make 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽)
Now- WHO WANTS CAKE? :DDDD
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vamp0rivm · 1 year ago
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EMBERS - bonus ch.
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alright, this is the ACTUAL end now. send requests cuz i have noooooo idea what to do after this...
pt. 3
pt. 2
pt. 1
masterlist
It’s been almost a year since you made it official and, yet, Ellie still swings your arm like she’s trying to rip it right out of its socket when she’s holding your hand.
You huff at her and swing back with all of your strength to throw her off but the laugh that escapes her lips tells you you’re doing a shitty job of it.
She’s dragging you to the kitchen, says she wants to watch some shitty horror movie, but she needs a fuck ton of popcorn because heaven knows she devours it within seconds.
The two of you are standing in front of the microwave, patiently watching the bag spin, over and over again. Ellie looks entranced by it when you glance over at her, so you almost feel guilty when your hand juts out and slaps her non-existent ass.
Almost.
It was barely harder than a pat, but Ellie throws her head around to look at you in complete shock her eyes carrying the horror of someone who was just impaled, shouting, "Hey!"
It’s hard to hold back a chuckle as you mumble, “Go put the movie on, babe.”
But, then again, that’s probably what she was waiting for: you to let your guard down. So that, as you stood there, laughing to yourself innocently, she could reach her own hand out and slap your ass with enough force to make the walls shake.
You let out a small yelp, grabbing onto the counter and spinning around to see Ellie walking quickly back to her bedroom, chuckling to herself deviously.
You tut as you take the popcorn out and shout over your shoulder, “Yeah, you better run, jackass! I’m coming for you!”
You walk back to the bedroom carrying the comically large bowl of popcorn and the muffled sound of her laughter meets your ears, making you smile to yourself.
Ellie once told you your laugh was her favorite song during one of her cheesiest moments; you had made fun out of her for it then, but you understood how she felt. You understand.
You walk over to the bed that Ellie has already gotten more than comfortable in and raise an eyebrow at her, to which she responds by grabbing your waist and pulling you down onto her with a soft groan,
"C'mere."
The room is filled with warmth, your body heat dancing with Ellie's as you drowsily watch the screen, only refocusing when she sniffles or grunts, feeling the vibrations against your skin.
But the grunts begin to get more frequent, drawing you to glance at her every now and then, to see her eyebrows pulled together in a slightly pained expression.
The fourth time you look at her, your eyes meet her forest green ones, the ones that are inspecting your face. You sit up and try to ignore how overly aware you are of the loss of comfort,
"You okay, baby?"
"Mhm, come on," she pulls you back against her chest and, though you should probably drop it, you stare up at her and pry further.
"Does your head hurt, Els? Should I turn the lights on?"
"Nah, I'm okay, babe. Just watch, yeah?"
"You sure? You want water? Oh, I know you haven't drank-"
"Babe. I'm fine."
"But, you don't look fine..."
"But I am fine."
You keep your eyes focused on the slight furrow of her brow; it’s been etched onto her face since you started the movie. You let out a loud sigh to make sure she knows you don't believe her.
Ellie looks down at you, smirking as she heaves out an exaggerated sigh mockingly. You huff,
“Whatever,” and pull her arms off of your waist to lay beside her instead, but she quickly wraps them around you again like clockwork. Her chest hums rhythmically against your back as she lets out a small laugh.
"Always so caring. Just feeling kinda tired.” She presses a kiss to your shoulder oh so gently, her voice low and raspy,
“But I can't sleep without holding you, you know that, babe, don’t move.” Another to your flushed cheek,
“Very irresponsible of you.”
You look over your shoulder at her face, all the addictive details illuminated by the gentle glow of the lamp lit on her bedside table, and touch your lips to hers, all the love you feel for her pouring out of you into her sweet mouth.
She kisses you back, chasing your lips drunkenly when you pull away and drag her down so she’s laying, at which point, she rests her head in the crook of your neck and breathes you in.
With her arms wrapped around you and your leg thrown over her waist, your hand comes up to play with the short, jagged locks of auburn hair that you love so dearly, lulling you both into a tranquil slumber
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When you open your eyes, half of your mind still asleep, the space beside you is empty. Warmth still lingers upon the sheets, like the ghost of Ellie’s presence.
You rub the sleep out of your eyes as you sit up in confusion. Quite a while ago, she had gotten up to go the bathroom, but now you’re slightly worried she’s fallen asleep in there.
Again.
With a groan, you leave the comfort of the duvets to check up on her, muttering,
“Ellie?”
But your feet don’t even reach the ground before you see her, laying face down on the ground, limbs spread like a starfish, and you audibly gasp.
“…Ellie, what the fuck?”
She stirs and looks back at you, wincing and groaning.
“Did you fall asleep on the way back?”
“No! No… Fuck- it just hurts…”
“What? Did you trip? Why are you on the floor, babe?”
“Can’t move.”
“Why not?”
“Fuckin’… Period’s… being a fuckin’ asshole…”
“Oh… Hate that guy.”
You struggle to pull her up, supporting her weight as you go back to the bed. Each grunt or shaky breath Ellie lets out draws a sympathetic hum from you. She’s mumbling dazedly, “I’m fucking dying.”
She looks uncomfortable, it makes you want to wrap her up and hug her tight, but you just press a loving kiss to her freckled skin and rush around to grab whatever it is that you think she needs: painkillers, water, food, etc.
“Oh yeah, a hot water bottle, you need a hot water bottle too. I’ll go find one.” You turn on your heel to scurry off but she takes your hand before you can escape again and places it on her stomach.
“…Like I did for you, remember? Feels better than any of that other shit.”
You massage the skin tentatively, glancing up at her to see, from her expression, if it feels nice.
Her eyes are closed in contentment.
She looks so serene, so beautiful, you can’t help but swoon. The sight of her in pain made your heart clench; you desperately wish she’ll feel better soon.
Unbeknownst to you, Ellie is loving this. The way you’re looking after her makes it so fun. She’s aware of the strangeness of that.
Might just drag it out a little while longer…
How can she resist, when you kiss her forehead so lovingly? She opens her eyes to look at you before asking,
“What is it?” at the sight of you smiling.
“Hm? I just..”
Ellie is already giving you a shit-eating grin. You don’t even have to say it, she knows.
As she pulls you into a tight hug, your heart right by her’s, she knows. She kisses you, she knows.
It’s nice until she’s squeezing you tight enough to make you groan.
“Thank you for being so sweet, baby”
“Owed you one for looking after me too… and for, you know, being my girlfriend… I love you.”
“I love you too.”
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mooechi · 1 year ago
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notice how i haven’t been posting anything that isn’t unhinged lately?
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well, i’m jailing riri in my stead cuz i’m not done w my shtposts yet…😈 please don’t even try to search for details. i just went womp womp and called it a day on this one.
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this time, i’ve got @ayunakatsukiwolfhashira with me cuz we’re @night-mince0’s problem children 🥰
moreover with this subtle insight, i’m gonna be dropping a lil doodle i made of riri in my style. (but honestly, i prefer ds cuz..why not? 😁)
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okay im kidding this isn’t it i swear 😭😭
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there we go! i drew these a few months back. i just saw it in my gallery so i thought, might as well share it along.
and i also decided to join in this trend here…
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in order;
@ta-ni-ya (kirika)
@aceofstars0 (haia)
@kimetsu-chan (yuna)
@larz-barz (milo)
@shycroissanti (irina)
@dreamcorechild (hisamatsu)
@thesimp-nicki (nikki)
@tinyperson00 (akira)
@sweetstarryeyedgirl (yuki)
i hope i didn’t misspell anyone!
now, isn’t it rather suspicious how my jackass is just spitting all these in one go?
nah?
alright, so the thing is—i’m actually gonna go on a short hiatus, it’s nothing too major. not that i’ll be inactive, it’s only that i won’t be posting any art nor anything interesting at all. the mere reasoning for this is because my exams are coming up, so i’m looking forward to focusing on those first.
i’ll def be making a pt 2 of this moot thingy for the rest of my beloveds soon. maybe tmrw as a last lil thing? yeah, most likely.
anyhow, that’s all! thank you 💞
i had fun drawing all this<3
i used kny low quality pics as a reference lol
i’m no robber and neither are you..🥰
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rius-cave · 10 months ago
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imagine a scenario like- ( lilith secretly invades adam’s bedroom to see if she could find something interesting. after some looking, she finds adam’s laptop, she tries to log in but it needs a password, and she’s like )
lilith: “shit, password? okay lilith, it’s adam, he’s quite the predictable one… hmm… oh! I know!”
( she types bigboobs69 and it works, it working makes lilith let out a maleficent giggle, as she looks through the archives, she founds a paste named “some hot artworks of mine” and opens it, looking at the arts on it, her jaw drops to the ground, because of all the nsfw arts of women on it, but also because adam is actually quite good at art. \\I like the hc of adam knowing how to draw because idk, it just sounds fun// she would put the notebook aside and walk towards the door, to leave? nah, she locks it and goes back to view the hot ladies cuz y’know, bisexual lilith goes brrr. after eating some arts, she finds another paste named “sexy luci shit” and she’s like )
lilith: “wait… luci as for lucifer?”
( she opens the paste to find some arts of her ex-husband, some only of him being the slutty slut that he is and some of him being pounded by adam, lilith is both stunned and amused by it, after some digging into the arts she finally closes the laptop, leaves it on top of adams bed and flees the crime scene )
I was not expecting this to be so hecking long but it was so fun to write, maybe I’ll make an account on ao3 just to write more but I’m too lazy to do that, also, this all happens while adam is still an angel
AAAHHH WHAT DECIMATED ME HERE WAS THAT ADAM IS STILL AN ANGEL AHAHAHA
So Adam is pining for Luci EVEN BEFORE falling, and as an angel???? that's gold.
Adam being able to draw is cute! I think he is probably a doodler. He was literally doodling shit in the paper he gave to Charlie during the trial, so he's definitely the type to doodle all over stuff when he's bored. Maybe after literal centuries he'd actually be quite good at it!
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giyubabe · 9 months ago
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This is super weird and awkward so you can ignore this if you want lol
I want someone to explain Giyushino to me. Like...this is so weird. Okay.
Like, I want to ship them, because I almost get it, and theoretically their dynamic is fun, but I don't really get it. I don't get why it's such a popular pairing, because I never really saw much potential for romance between them. (But I kinda want there to be?)
Basically I'm just asking why you ship them. Like is there a specific interaction that made you ship them?
This is such a weird question I'm sorry lmao
I don’t really have much to say to cuz I’m not the type of a person to force another to ship something they are confused about shipping or not,cuz to be honest,ships are NOT and they will never be all what matters in an anime.
Because when you watch an anime you are there for the characters designs, time line plot , the development of story and how it effects the characters personalities and actions as well as emotions and so on. Without forgetting the hidden problems that we all can see in our daily life that the author is trying to discuss by drawings and a whole written story of course.
However,yes ships is always a part of every single fandom,it’s seems like it a forbidden thing to not be including any type of ships in every single fandom that can be existing.
So to go ahead for the straight point cuz I yapped much (sorry) for me ,I’m a Muslim and I do not like non-straight ships that much all right,it seems odd to me so, I just stick up with my beloved straight ship, but to think about it with Giyushino it’s just the 11yo me who was watching kny for the first time and thought that Giyuu and shinobu were engaged ( nah I’m not sorry about that they gave me the old married couple vibes )
And to talk slightly serious and think with some sense, Giyushino is the most sense able fannon ship made in kny . Parts of official kny novels, official manga and anime arts, characters opinions, and Giyuu and shinobu’s behaviour towards each other and the way they act together is just such a big proofs for what am saying and explains it all ( that’s without including the indirect confession shinobu made and all the hints the studio gave us added in the official arts)
I’am not saying it’s canon ok,hey you ,yes you, the delusional Giyushino shipper that is reading this right now,STOP BEING DELUSIONAL AND SNIF AIR ,GIYUSHINO WILL NEVER BE CANON,SHE.IS.DEAD.( sorry for that but I had to say it)
Like I said it will not be canon sadly but that doesn’t mean that I can’t go and ship it.me personally,I’d rather die then shipping sanegiyu.(I SAID PERSONALLY)
But yeah it’s up to you if u wanna ship it or not.
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mcrinmyhead · 8 months ago
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INTRODUCTION
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Hiya, my name's Dee or you can call me Dead! instead, cuz that's what my name is in Tumblr. I'm sixteen. I'm an Indian, racists better fck off. I like to draw, sing and write songs and poems. I mainly post my art here and I have two side blogs too, which are @mcrinmyheart (idk what I post there :D) and @shesacomplicatedpoet where... Er, you know it. And when I say "art" I usually draw My Chem, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Bring Me The Horizon and a few other bands, but you can always leave a picture in the "Ask me?" box if you really want me to draw something that you like :). Just make sure it isn't something s!utty, cuz my parents like seeing my sketchbook sometimes, haha.
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About me...
Name: Dead! / Dee
Age: 16
Pronouns: she/her
Likes: listening to music, art, singing, music bands, food, sleeping (I'm a very eepy person), travelling, reading, etc.
What kind of art do I do? Fanarts mainly.
Dislikes: peanuts (yea I don't like 'em, so if you know me irl and try to feed me peanuts, I'm gonna fcking stab you, you little shit), pedos, homophobic fcks, MSI apologists, basic DNIs, etc.
Am I single? Yes, and that's because I don't want to date anyone. Nvm, I'm taken :]
Music bands/artists I like:
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+ twenty one pilots, p!atd, Bring Me The Horizon, Glass Animals, Bad Omens, Sleep Token, etc. I also liked The 1975, The Nbhd, Joji, Driver The Era, Arctic Monkeys and Chase Atlantic before, so I really don't mind if you wanna talk about them too. I'm basically a music addict who has listened to a whole lotta music genres throughout my life. But I'm currently into rock music rn. Yeah, I can't stop talking about music if I start.
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My favourites:
Books: Agatha Christie's books, Heartstopper, Five Feet Apart, The Fault in our Stars, Crime/Horror/Mystery books (there are many but I can't remember them), etc.
Movies: anything horror, mystery, crime, sci-fi, Marvel, DC, Star Wars, from the 2000s and 90s, etc. (How do people actually choose a favourite movie??)
Shows: Loki, Heartstopper, Young Royals, Marvel shows, etc. (I literally like all the shows I watch)
Albums: My top 10 rn (June 2024) are like- Three cheers for sweet revenge (my chem), POST HUMAN: NexGen (BMTH), XO (LeATHERMØUTH), The Black Parade (my chem), I brought you my bullets, you brought me your love (my chem), Clancy (Tøp), A Thousand Suns (Linkin Park), Danger Days (my chem), Folie a Deux (FOB), and Pretty. Odd. (P!ATD).
Colours: (Bury me in) Black, Blood Red and Lavender.
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Where else can you find me?
At home, in my room 95% of the time. Nah, just kidding.
Links:
Pinterest
Spotify
Discord: mcrinmyhead
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Tags I use:
My art: #art
Asks: #asks #asks <3
Scroll down for more facts about me...
Or don't. I really don't care.
Fun facts about me ^^:
I'm a really joyful, chaotic, kind, funny and a sweet person! :D (according to my frens)
Until and unless you get me on my nerves. Trust me, That's when I go insane.
If you know me irl, hi... Uh, I know I don't talk much in person but I'm sorry. That's just who I am. But if you want to be my friend, you can start by texting me lol.
I'm a music addict who likes to annoy people by talking about music bands 24/7.
I have an unhealthy obsession over My Chem.
I'm a huge nerd (according to every person in my class) and I like Math and Science (but I don't really talk about it unless you are someone who is into math and science as much as me).
I'm also a sarcastic and sassy person. So if my words ever offend you, I'm so sorry bbg. Deal with it.
I'm a vampire (I have fangs and I will bite you to suck that blood your body holds, RAHHH).
Other than drawing and singing, my hobbies are fangirling, sleeping, reading books, travelling and sometimes even cooking.
I might be surrounded by many people who I call my "friends," but in the end it's just four people who are actually my friends.
I'm mostly an introvert, but I'm an extrovert when I'm with my friend.
I suck at socializing btw.
Yikes, this list is still going on!
But I like to annoy people at the same time.
Wait, does Tumblr have a word limit on a post?
SHALL I TRY REACHING THE WORD LIMIT???
Ah, yeah, I forgot to mention this but I'm a really curious person. I like trying out or experimenting on stuff. It's fun, okay?
I can be smart and an idiot at the same time B)
I write poems but I don't like showing them to others cuz I feel like they're stupid. Any tips on poetry from the poets of Tumblr?
I love cats. Cats or get tf out.
Am I annoying rn?
Idk.
This was fun.
Alright, that's enough fckery for today. Farewell my little kittens <333
So long and good night!
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vacantgodling · 2 months ago
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1, 3, 4, 8, 15 for the end of year ask game!! :3
hewwo thank you for the ask <3<3
1. what was your writing-highlight this year? what made it special and how will you reflect on it next year?
mentioned this in my writing in review for this year but finishing cage earlier this year really set me on a high note for the rest of the year. i really proved to myself that i can write 80k+ words in a single project; i can finish and fully flesh out a narrative, my dreams are achievable if i really put myself to it.
for a really long time i didn't think i could do it. there's a lot of reasons why i felt that way, but having people who kept up with every chapter, my partner and other friends like valen and multi listening to me rant ad nauseum about my ideas and thoughts, and giving myself permission to do something 'silly' turned out to be such a good decision. so i think next year i'm trying to take that energy into it. i'm writing for myself, my friends and my dick LMAO. but i'm also taking the strategies that i learned (ie: i need a long outline to finish something or i won't p much lol). so next year is really gonna be a planning year! i wanna have more outlines that i can go back and reread and become obsessed about sEUOSDJ
3. did you achieve everything you wanted to this year? if not, how will you go about it?
nah! but tbh i'm okay with it. getting distracted by other wips is just par for the course for me and my brain pfff so i'm not miffed that i got distracted by other things and paramour got put off to the side. i still think about paramour a LOT don't get me wrong; but khizzy and sjaak giving me brain rot is a welcome change.
i also could've never predicted i would get into conlanging--i barely knew what it was (outside of lotr really) but here i am a few months later with a whole baby language on my hands HAHA. i think i'm finally of the mindset that yeah writing is my life's purpose bc it would be meaningless without it, but its also a hobby and i wanna have fun with it <3
4. what is your favourite line you wrote this year?
this is so hard OSCJK thank god multiple people have asked this bc its definitely not just one. perusing through the things i wrote this year, i think one that stands out to me is from draft 3 of btaf (which is the actual Real Prose draft 1 attempt lol. its a whole tier system of me drawing this wip out) but its the first sentence kinda hits and i don't think i wanna change it cuz it sets the tone well:
The cruelest and craftiest of all the Devil’s handiwork—darkness—had descended upon and laid waste to the countryside.
something something, speaks of the savagery that is yet to be revealed later on, makes the wip super moody (the equivalent of the tried and true "dark and stormy night"), and alludes to the time period (cuz we're talking about the devil in deadass the first sentence PFF)
8. what are three things you're looking forward to next year?
i'm gonna be optimistic and say draft 2 (the elongated outline) of btaf will be done--i've been taking a break from it but multi's very sweet sweep of draft 1 has reinvigorated me with brain worms.
i also want to work more on he who smites the sun bc... khizzy beloved. and with that all of the wips from ph -> paramour i want to figure out how they're linked and their outlines etc
and then i think i'm just excited to just be more silly with what i write next year. i wanna get back into my art wips (tmc and broken clouds for instance) and write more smutty shenanigans with bruno and his mess. :D
15. time for shameless self-promotion! answer with a piece of writing you want others to see/read! (if you have nothing posted/published this year, any other year is fine too ^^)
this lore post about tcol which details MIZDARR and MUINENS's first meeting and how the harvest god KIBARUM was born. idk i really love the gods and mythos tcol has i should talk about it more. its not really writing writing but i want people to see it anyway :D
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uselessdetectivepip · 3 months ago
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Introduction post!! Call me Tsurubami :>
Im not very active here i will only work on it when im bored so be patient :3
Hi im working on the most dogshit au called useless detective pip where pip gets impersonated by professor chaos (as seen in this image) and pip tries to solve who is dehydrating people by putting sleep poisoning in their drinks..
im definitely not @piripiip
Im doing this AU for fun ^_^
only one person is working on this which is me.
the art style is meant to be terrible and less time consuming to draw, you don’t need good art anyways. Also my art is inspired or heavily inspired by Sentaku-bune, i don’t normally draw like this on my main and the piripiip acc. The downgraded version of my art style is basically the ones in the comics i made here, you can search up kkhta and see the resemblance.
Characters:
OBVIOUSLY PIP! Idk what species he is specifically in this au so its up for your interpretation, hes referred to whatever just like how professor chaos called him “Tsukumogami” but hes most likely just a random spirit. He usually doesn’t mind read but in this au he does for once, his usual abilities is basically fucking up your brain. Hes supposed to get a skeletal grandma execution. Pips personality is supposed to he odd/strange, his eyes are usually wide opened and he doesn’t blink. It doesn’t hurt his eyes though but he just doesn’t blink but also he has webbed fingers too
Professor chaos/butters obviously 🙄 he poisons drinks n shit to dehydrate and cause fear and chaos, he impersonates as pip just to ruin his reputation even more.
Craig tucker he helps pip solve this absolute mess but pip passed out so Craig threw his on the rug
Clyde so uh hes just terrified and thinks that pip poisoned the drinks when its butters that did
Brimmy is just there he’s a rokurokubi i think, his neck only elongates when theres a full moon cuz hes the alpha
Stan, he got poisoned and sent to the hospital but also a monster hunter but also not? Weird
Theres others but im not listing them since they don’t have a role or a role yet
Fax for no reason:
This was supposed to be a parody of foul detective satori but nah i gave it its own story but id say its inspired by foul detective satori
Pip is 900 years old, stan is 1000 years old only because so its hard for others to tell if hes a human or not.
This should’ve been called grandpa park…
Pip might end up in a wheelchair refrencing wheelchair detective satori
Professor chaos design here is inspired by Tsubakura Enraku and reimu hakurei
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thoselethalarts · 4 months ago
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𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 - 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲
(R) Gym Uniform: “It’s All Part Of The Source Material.”
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(NRC: Sports Field)
(Club Practice: Magical Shift Club)
Leona: Haaah… finally, cleanup is done.
Ruggie: You’re one to talk, you barely did anything other than put your broom away. Ruggie: Ugh… all that exercise and cleanup made me hungry. Oi Leona, how ‘bout you treat us to some supper for doin’ so good today~?
Leona: Yeah, sure, whatever. I don’t feel like dealing with cooking right now, anyway.
Ruggie: SA-WEET!! Hear that, everyone~? Leona’s treating us tonight! You’re the best, captain~!
Club: You’re the best, Captain Leona!!
Leona: Yeah, yeah, I know. Decide on what you all want, and I’ll order it.
Ruggie: Can do! Shishishishi~ Ruggie: Hey Epel and Vanta, you guys gonna come with?
Epel: I’d love to!
Vantablack: Nah, I can’t today. I got another club meeting I’m going to after we’re through here.
Epel: Oh, really? I didn’t know you were in another club, Vanta.
Vantablack: Something like that. It’s not an official club, yet. I’m still workin’ on it.
Ruggie: This is news to me too. I haven’t heard of any new clubs formin’ on campus, especially not any that run this late, and I really keep my ears to the ground around here.
Vantablack: Heh… well, if you did hear about it, that’d be a problem.
Ruggie: Yeah? How so?
Vantablack: Just one of the rules of the club. We’re tryin’ not to draw too much attention to ourselves right now.
Epel: That’s… a little weird. What kind of club is it exactly?
Vantablack: It’s nothing much. Just kind of a club where me and a couple of other guys get together to do some late night “working out”, in a way.
Ruggie: …That’s it? That’s a weird thing to be keeping under wraps.
Vantablack: Well, it’s cuz we stick to a more unconventional work out method is all. We have a pretty intense “regiment” we keep to. Getting hurt is a normal part of club activities, and part of the fun~
Epel: Getting hurt is part of the activities? That does sound intense. But, an exercise club sounds like fun though. Epel: I’ve been wanting to bulk up for a while now; maybe I should join you guys!
Vantablack: Heheh~ well, if you’re interested you could join us tonight. Vantablack: But, I’ll let you know now, if you decide to join us then you have to participate. That’s one of the rules of the club.
Epel: I’ve still got some energy left in me, so that’s fine by me. Sorry, I’ll have to join you guys next time, Ruggie.
Ruggie: That’s fine, just more food for us then. Have fun, Epel.
Vantablack: Alright, lets get going then! The other guys are probably waiting up for me anyway, they can’t start the club without me there.
Epel: Alright! Lemmie grab my bag, and we can go.
(Vantablack and Epel leave the field together)
(NRC: Mr. S’s Mystery Shop - Exterior)
Epel: So where does your club meet, exactly?
Vantablack: Over here. The Mystery Shop has a basement level that’s not being used, so we’re using it for our club meetings.
Epel: Really? Did Sam give you permission to do that?
Vantablack: No. But it’s fine, there’s nothing down here worth stealing or breaking, anyway. If he has a problem with it, he can talk to me about it.
Epel: O…kay…
(Vantablack and Epel descend down the wooden staircase to the basement level of the Mystery Shop)
(NRC: Mr. S’s Mystery Shop – Basement Level)
Epel: Oh, some of the other members are here already.
Heartslabyul Mob A: Hey Vanta! I brought a friend with me today! It’s his first day visiting.
Vantablack: Sounds good. Since you’re new, you’re gonna be first. Take off your shirt, your shoes, and anything you don’t want broken.
Heartslabyul Mob B: Yessir!
Epel: Uh… Vanta? What… is your club, exactly?
Vantablack: This is it, right here. This is my Fight Club.
Epel: F-Fight club?!
Vantablack: That’s right. Shut up and listen, and I’ll explain everything. You’re not the only newbie here tonight.
(Vantablack walks out into the center of the room, and the chattering amongst the members quiets down)
Vantablack: I see some fresh faces here tonight! That’s good~ For those of you new to the fight club, we have a few rules you have to follow. Vantablack: The first rule of fight club: you don't talk about the fight club. The second rule of fight club: you DO NOT talk about the fight club. Vantablack: Rule number three: when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Rule number four: only two guys to a fight, and one fight at a time.
Vantablack: Rule number five: No shirts and no shoes. Rule number six: fights go on as long as they have to. Vantablack: And rule number seven: if this is your first night at fight club… then you have to fight. Let the games begin~
Heartslabyul Mob B: Alright, I’m ready! Who’s first?
Scarabia Mob A: It’s my first night too, so I guess it’s me.
Heartslabyul Mob B: Right on! Let’s go!
(The two boys collide in a violent tussle in the center of the room, punches colliding with faces and stomachs, knees hitting chests, and kicks throwing one another against walls and to the floor. The other boys surrounding them hoot and holler with righteous excitement at the carnage.)
Epel: …This explains your talk of having an “unconventional” workout regiment, earlier. Epel: Is this why you don’t want people talking about your club…? Are you afraid it’s gonna be shut down if the headmaster finds out?
Vantablack: Nah, I’m not concerned about that. I mean yeah, he probably would try and shut it down, but that’s not the reason why.
Epel: Then… why?
Vantablack: It’s all part of the source material.
Epel: The… source material?
Vantablack: I’ve seen the source material at least a hundred times now in my memories. I know the rules, I know the game, and I know what comes after.
Epel: I don’t… understand. What do you mean, “in your memories”? None of that makes any sense.
Vantablack: Don’t worry about it. You don’t have to know what I mean, anyway. All you have to know is this… Vantablack: There’s always rules to things like this. You have to keep things formal, keep them strict, and keep them clean. Vantablack: It’s easier to control when there’s rules in place, both the people and the club. You keep them in control, keep them contained, then everything will fall into place after that. Vantablack: All I gotta do is keep with the script, and everything after that will be smooth sailing~
Epel: I, uh… see… I still don’t really understand, but I guess you make at least one good point. Epel: If you’re gonna host something rough and tumble like this, it’s better to make sure everyone’s playing by the same rules. It’s the easiest way to keep it in the club, not in the street, right?
Vantablack: Exactly~ You understand. Vantablack: So, Epel, you in? If you’re in, you’re gonna be the next in the ring. I’ll even do the honors of being your first opponent. What do you say~?
Epel: I… nggh…! I really want to! This is exactly the kinda hell I’ve been wantin’ to raise since before I got here to Night Raven! Epel: I’ve been waitin’ so long to actually have somewhere to let loose and go wild. Knowing this place exists now is like a dream come true! Epel: But… I can’t. If I start coming back to Pomefiore with split knuckles, a broken nose, and spitting up blood every week then Vil’s gonna give me hell. Epel: And knowing him, he’ll give you hell too for starting this and roping me into it. He’ll find out about your club and ruin everything for all of you.
Vantablack: Really? Are you that scared of him?
Epel: I’m not scared of him! I’m just… I know him, and I know for a fact what he’ll do. There’s no avoiding what hell will be waiting for both you and me if I get roughed up like this. Epel: If things were different, I would, but… I just can’t right now.
Vantablack: I get it, I get it. Don’t worry your pretty head about it, pipsqueak. Vantablack: Now you know my little secret though, and that makes you an honorary part of the club. Vantablack: So take a hike, and don’t come back until you’re ready for your initiation, got it? Otherwise, you’ll be breaking the rules here and now.
Epel: …I got it. I’ll- I’ll figure things out, and then I’ll come back and raise as much hell as I want, whenever I want! That’s a promise.
Vantablack: Atta boy, I knew you had the spirit of the club in you~ We’ll be waiting for you until then, Epel.
/ End
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