#nO eMoTiOnS grrr bark bark

[d0d0-b0i]

AUGHH I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING NORMAL ABOUT THEM

[messenger-of-stupidity]

As a bisexual with a raging hand fetish, when men, women, and everyone in between or outside of wear rings, it is something glorious.

But as much as I would adore every character wearing rings, I just don't personally believe they all do. Could they all pull it off? Abso-fucking-lutely.

But here's my opinions that no one asked for but people are getting regardless. Starting off strong with the Shaw Pack. (I'll do the listeners in part two)

David - I'm sorry but the only ring he wears and is going to wear is his engagement/wedding ring. No matter how much Angel wishes he would wear others.

Asher: no rings, but his nails are always manicured. He loves getting designs done. (Besides wedding ring ofc)

Milo - thumb rings. That's all I have to say. He wears a promise ring on his thumb since he doesn't want people to think he's married since he and Sweetheart agreed that marriage wasn't for them.

Christian - he likes wearing rings on his middle fingers and pinkies.

Arden - nah.

Amanda - she gives off bracelet vibes.

DAMN SQUAD (+ Cam) -

Gavin - he's got the rings that have chains to connect it to the bracelet. He knows he has nice hands and likes to accentuate it in whatever ways possible.

Lasko - he had a fidget ring on his thumb of his non dominant hand so whenever he is talking someone he can spin that bitch like a record player

Damien - I wanna say yes, but he wouldn't. The metal would take longer to cool off and it would just be a pain. He doesn't know when he's going to have high emotions that raise his temp.

Huxley - no. The rings would get dirty if he was digging in the dirt and he doesn't want to dirty them because that "like, not very cool to do ya know dude?"

Caelum - Freelancer once tied a piece of string around his finger and he shows it off everywhere he goes because it's his favorite piece of jewelry.

Cam - yes. He wears fidget rings but they only exist to gift to his more anxious charges so he can help them. It's easier to keep them on hand for when needed. (Haha get it?)

Sovereign-related storylines (+ Hush) -

Elliot - yes. I can't really explain why but he gives like twisted metal delicate ring vibes. He definitely has pinkie rings, if not others.

Blake - as much as I want to say yes because I adore him... No. he doesn't. 😭 He feels it would get in the way of him tracing the designs on his listeners skin. Plus if he's touching them, he doesn't want anything between him and them, rings included.

Avior - Yes. Very much yes. Yes bark bark grrr woof bark awoo

Vega - considering he doesn't really care for human materialism, I don't see him wearing rings. Unfortunately. Fingers crossed that Warden convinces him to.

Brachium - yet another I wish was true but he hasn't ever been to the mortal realm in person so he's never had the opportunity to try rings. I think he would look nice in them though. 👉👈

Hush - he seems to be having an interest in humanity, so I can see him exploring it. He figured out rope knots so he obviously been researching. So yeah, I could see him playing with rings.

Unempowered (+ Morgan for organization) -

Aaron - No he doesn't. I can't explain why but he doesn't give me that vibe.

Ollie - yes. But for one reason. Erik said Ollie is most like himself and Erik wears rings. (Does that make me simp for his hands? Perhaps. but that doesn't matter nor is it something I will ever put where he will see it.)

Guy - I'm going to say yes. He consistently takes them off and tries to use them as currency to Honey so he can have the hoodie. He takes them off before going to work since he works with his hands (ehhhn)

Ivan - sometimes. It's not a habitual wearing, but rather needs a reason.

Geordi - he used to. Then they felt like they weighed his hands down too much. He talks with his hands a lot, he's very expressive.

Morgan - No. Another that doesn't give me that vibe.

Vampires -

Vincent - Yes. He was the reason I made this post because I wanted to talk about how fucking amazing he would look in rings. 🤤🤤🤤

Sam - He doesn't seem much of a ring person for some reason. He would look good in one, especially when driving.

William - Yes. He likes to buy one at each turn of a half century. He has favorite ones he wears all the time. They have big jewels and are older than most vampires in his clan.

Adam - he only lost his head, not his hands. He was wearing spooooky rings when he died. (Plus he liked the way Lovely shuddered ever so slightly when the cold metal of his rings dug into their skin just before he bit them. ... God I'm a simp)

Quinn - yes. Just... Yes. He also had those full finger rings. The ones that have claw at the end, you know what I mean. He wears those to draw blood from his victims needlessly. It only serves to bring them pain. (I'm going to hell for this thirst)

Alexis - yes. It makes her feel superior to have pretty things.

Edit:

James - he only really wants to wear his wedding ring. He only wears other rings to make people believe all his rings are decoration and people don't go looking for his partner.

Marcus - no. I don't know why but no

Anton - also no. He could look nice in them though I think.

Brian - his wedding ring. That's it.

Xavier - before he died, he wore rings when he wasn't playing. He didn't mind the cold material.

[yearning-gay]

experiencing feral emotions over body fat. i have got to sink my hands into that i have got to grope it i. hrhegehrjfjffhhrrrrr gotta sink my claws in and rut into them and feel them rut into me and grrr arf bark arf

[psychopowerriflehypnotized2]

making the most devious conlang concept ever -- A Puppygirl Lang

ok so I had this insane fucking idea I'm about to relay to all yall ok, so like I'm in this discord and for a bit one of the mods turned off topic into dog topic and we all started barking cuz like half of us active users are like trans puppygirls right? so just now I had this insane fucking idea to make strings of barking make actual grammatical sense and I've completed step 1 and 2 (figuring out how the hell to use barks as phonemes, and how the fuck to write it down) so heres the gist I'm taking almost every possible proto-word I can think of and assigning them a three letter "consonant" clusters made out of the particles I call "dogemes", these consist of mostly barking onomatopoeia from several languages and variants those are: Bark Arf (A) Woof (W) Wuff (WU) Ruff (R) Aff (AF) Gaff (G) Wruff (WR) Bow Wow (BW) and Bork (BO) those get arranged into consonant clusters for example: to walk - (BW-G-B) (BowWow Gaff Bark) these then get other dogemes and emotes added to them to further specify them

walkies = BW (:3 :3) G (arf!) B (:3) walker = BW (Grrr) G (:3) B (ruff!!) walking = BW (:3) G (Grrr) B (Grrr) walked = BW (:3) G (:3) B (Grrr) it's still very rudimentary at the moment and lacks grammar, but the fun part is I have started working on a simple pictographic writing system for it! I don't really know if it's more like an abugida or a abjad? but essentially the lower letters are the "consonant" clusters so pawprint is BW, puppy mouth is G and bone is B and then the upper letters are the "dogemes" :33 is :3 :3, collar is arf!, :3 is :3

that's basically all I've got so far but it'll be cool when it's done I think all in all, I really want BOW WOW :3 :3 GAFF ARF BARK :3!!!

[seokjinnieswife007]

I was fiiiiiiiiine before.

Like I was fine *F I N E* with all my singlehood my alone since birth , my dryer than desert life.

I was F. I. N. E. OKAY!!????.

BUT THEN THIS MF SNEAKED INTO MY LIFE.

This man got me feeling every emotion I've ever conserved in my body

He makes me feel all giddy

He lets my uwus burst into COMBUST

His cuteness is a menace to the society, specially

my heart

my life

my whole.

fuckin.

existence.

Like Boy can turn your sane ass into a tomato 🍅

His flirting game is so FUCKIN on point he has such grips on bitches like ppl are actually dreaming of getting railed by you sir

Boy can eat you ALIVE. W/O even laying a finger on you.

Also Boy can make you so sad and that sad will be THAT LEVEL SAD which will actually make you wanna do murders on characters that aren't even R E A L

Sir..

because of you..

*sighs then screams*

my jaw drops to floor eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets heart beats out of chest awooga awooga sound affect pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out slams fists on table rattling any plates bowls or silverware whistles loudly fireworks shoot from top of head pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth wipes comically large bead of sweat from head clears throat straightens tie combs hair, ahem, you look very lovely making me doing shit like GRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARF BARK BARK WOOF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF GRRR BARK GRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARF BARK BARK WOOF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF GRRR BARK GRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARF BARK BARK WOOF ARF ARF...

*Takes a deep breath*

I'm fine I'm fine ...

Duan jiaxu you ....

*Sobs intensively*

[professorfinley]

Bulbasaur (Phytobestia bulbus) Species Overview

Summary

Bulbasaur are very popular partner Pokémon in the Kanto region due to their docile nature and their relaxed care routine. Because of their general well behaviour, they are bred to be given to new trainers as starter Pokémon. While they are common partner Pokémon, they are quite rare in the wild. The bulbs on their back contain nutrient-rich seeds that are planted there at birth and provide them energy through photosynthesis. However, they still require a regular diet of both insects and plants to remain healthy. Their scientific name, Phytobestia bulbus, roughly translates to "bulbed plant-beast."

Biology

Bulbasaur are quadrupedal amphibian Pokémon. Their skin is blue-green, dotted with darker patches. Their pointed "ears" are mainly used to convey emotions to other Pokémon and humans, as their real ears are located behind these structures. They have big, red eyes with white pupils, a wide mouth and a blunt snout. Located on their back is a bright green bulb that provides them with energy using photosynthesis and the nutrients within the seeds inside the bulb. This bulb conceals two, tentacle-like vines, which are mainly used for combat, but have other uses as well. Their colouration and natural appearance allows them to camouflage incredibly well.

Despite being amphibious, Bulbasaur do not spend nearly as much time in or around water as much as other amphibious Pokémon. Though their eggs are laid in water, this is mostly to regulate the egg's temperature and keep it from overheating, as the egg needs to be within a certain range of degrees in order for the seeds on Bulbasaur's back to grow properly before hatching. After hatching, newborn Bulbasaur will still spend time in and around water until their bulbs grow large enough to provide them with enough energy. Once ready, young Bulbasaur will leave their hatching ponds and begin living independently.

Their skin glands produce useful proteins that are used to fight bacteria and fungal infections. Their skin has an incredibly bitter taste and, depending on the Bulbasaur's age, could be somewhat poisonous, so predators are generally discouraged from hunting them.

Behaviour

Diet/Eating Habits

Bulbasaur are ambivores, meaning they feed on several different kinds of food. They are primarily insectivorous, but do consume specific plant species when needed. They are natural predators of Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree, Weedle, Kakuna and Paras, but on rare occasions have been observed to pursue larger, more dangerous insects such as Beedrill and Parasect.

When hunting, Bulbasaur take advantage of their camouflage and hide in bushes, waiting to ambush prey. They often wait near areas where their prey congregate to eat, before grabbing their prey with the vine-like tentacles in their bulbs and sedating them with spores released from their bulbs. The effectiveness of these spores depends on the age of the Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur also enjoy several fruits. They are not picky eaters and can eat many berries that other Pokémon cannot thanks to their poison typing. A large percentage of their energy comes from photosynthesis, which feeds the seeds within the Pokémon's bulb important nutrients, which is then converted into energy. Bulbasaur can be observed basking in the sun quite often, although they will not bask for too long, as they run the risk of their skin drying up in the sunlight.

Communication and Relations with Humans and Pokémon

Bulbasaur typically communicate using a series of high-pitched squeaks and barks. These noises are used most commonly when communicating with other Bulbasaur or other members of the Phytobestia genus. They also emit low, growling croaks when agitated or startled (brr-ah-ow-grrr!).

Bulbasaur are very loyal to their trainers, even after long-term abandonment. They are well-behaved and will follow trainer commands without complaint. They are very docile and friendly towards humans, to the point where some domestic Bulbasaur have been observed to try to interact with trainers passing by. They are very sensitive to their trainer's emotions, and will often try to cheer them up by cuddling with them or bringing them gifts (usually plants or flowers).

Bulbasaur are also particularly friendly towards other Pokémon, although wild Bulbasaur are more cautious. Bulbasaur have demonstrated a nurturing, caring instinct when interacting with younger Pokémon. They are more inclined to help their trainers care for the other Pokémon in their party and even help injured Pokémon in the wild.

Every year, many Bulbasaur will gather in a hidden Kantonian garden to undergo evolution together. These ceremonies are overseen by a Venusaur (Phytobestia megafloris). The location of these ceremonies is classified information and is protected land under Kantonian law, meaning humans are not allowed to observe or participate unless they are biologists and are observing from a safe distance.

[q-ueen-potato]

What Stanley says: Grrr bark bark click

What Stanley thinks: I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve this I deserve thi

NOOOOO

My man....nooo Stanley you are loved nooo....you didn't deserved it....

This au makes me so emotional...imagine Stan's pod going to Gravity falls...Carla, the other guy i forgot the name....all them looking for him...friends, and brothers and sisters

[rietveild]

send me a number from 1-100 for a starter based on that song, or a lyric from it, or send a 🎁 for me to shuffle.            ↳    @henddriks : 🎁 + the other side — conan gray

     ❝  it’s  almost  over.  ❞  soon  it  would  all  pass.  their  lives  changed  overnight.  he  would  finally  have  what  he  claimed  he  had  always  wanted,  all  eyes  were  going  to  be  looking  at  him,  wondering  what  he  would  do  next,  wondering  if  the  bastard  of  the  barrel’s  rule  would  be  as  brutal  as  his  come  up.  and  yet.  .  .  there  was  this  quiet  voice  in  the  back  of  his  head,  the  one  he  often  worked  to  silence,  that  wondered  :  will  our  lives  be  better  when  we  make  it  to  the  other  side  ?

     he  pushes  the  thoughts  away,  now  was  no  time  for  doubts,  certainly  not  in  the  presence  of  others.  this  would  work.  he  would  make  sure  of  it.  for  the  crows.  for  all  the  dregs.  for  jordie.  when  he  speaks  again  his  voice  is  harsh,  ❝  i  certainly  hope  you  haven’t  developed  any  feelings  of  forgiveness  for  your  father.  ❞ 

[tldrgender]

i HATE watching movies from the 2000s bc they'll introduce this emo boy character that has two lines and I won't be able to stop thinking abt him for the rest of the movie

[rozzywell]

Every time my communications textbook says something about how "good communicators are those who can express their own emotions effectively and accurately while also recognizing and accurately interpreting the emotions of others" the authors owe me another $15

[notagamerlol]

Yhe letting out of emotions in the form of barking will now comence:

BARK BAEK BARK ARF GRR BARK

BARK BARK GRRR AFR BARK BARK GRRRR

ARF ARF ARF BARK BARK GRRR ARF

BARK BARK BARK

BARK BARK

GRR ARF ARF BARK BARK BARK!!!

[dooodle-bug]

punching wall >:0

[dawnedon]

“I just want one mom that loves me. Is that so much to ask?”

[jpegcompressor]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I FORGOT TO SAVE THE LINEUP BEFORE I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY COMPUTER UPDATED

[beesmygod]

how do you reconcile the fact that many online artists are genuinely devalued and disrespected with how many of them have made victim complexes their brand while demonstrating zero trust in non-artistic members of their audience, because I’m struggling. like all those posts about what not to say to an artist or how to Properly commission someone or whatever the fuck

do you know what a relief it is to see someone else voice this in a concise and easily understandable way lol. it is embarrassing to be lumped in with these dorks who constantly post about how hard it is to be an artist. it is a field with unique and extremely specific challenges: is impossible to get any corporation to ever pay you what they owe, absolutely destroys your body in very specific ways, and the trade off for what little bonus freedoms we have is that we all near universally struggle financially, mentally and in being our own bosses.

but there are people who take advantage of how comparatively alien these problems are and use them as emotional leverage over their audience that presumably values both their art AND them. like, your audience knows there is a little dork behind the screen responsible for what they're enjoying. they dont think that elves come out of the walls and make it at night. for some inexplicable reason, their emotional payoff for recognizing your humanity is to be guilted into being responsible for why the artist does or does not succeed. or talked to like they're an exotic bird being taught new phrases lol

ex: a heinous and embarrassing behavior i see people engage in too often is to openly whine about how certain people (their audience, other artists, etc) don't retweet from "small artists" (them). the intent is transparent, the method childish, and the implications being made completely nonsensical. i have absolutely no idea what fucked up little goblin leaps into people's ears and starts fucking their brain when they look at their audience and think "nice! free labor force!" or to harbor the expectation that they will advertise for you and make you famous.

the charts you mentioned read like they were made to communicate with aliens to me. it is mind boggling to think that an artist would be so condescending and think so little of their audience as a whole (rather than the handful of weirdos it usually is, at most) that they would feel the need to create charts that operate under the assumption that they are graceless morons. i dont know man. the way people talk to/about their audience is frankly completely detached from the reality of the situation imo. your audience is affording your their most precious gift: their time and attention. people should realize that they dont owe you any goddamn thing else. the rest is gravy!

this is the reality of the situation imo. is it ideal? no. guaranteed income would be nice (ubi....?). but it is what it is!

grr bark bark grrr

[eclipshift]

Thoughts about Hamilton Hamburg (in no specific order)

Alright bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes

I saw Hamilton in Hamburg and I have SO MANY THOUGHTS

First of all if you aren’t aware, The Hamburg performance is in German, and the show opened this Thursday (the first week of October)

my German level is very low… so if you’ve seen it or have thoughts about the lyrics I want to HEAR

But there were some things that I noticed with this cast that have me vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass:

First off the cast was incredible and now I need a cast recording or I will explode I need it NOW they are my new favorite cast I’m screaming and crying and throwing up

Hamiltons actor (Benet) is very goofy and young and makes for a GREAT act 1 Hamilton. (Act 2 as well, but his personality, look, and voice were particularly amazing for younger Alex)

He was also very sweet, I told him I was from the US and he got super excited, even asked ME for a picture on HIS phone before proceeding to introduce me to Lafayette/Jefferson’s actor and telling him I’m American

Laf/Jefferson's actor was also very enthusiastic and wanted to give me a hug :3

Lyrical stuff

Put a pencil to his brain, connected it to his heart

fucking lyrical genius

"Talk less, smile more" stayed in english :3

Instead of "you can't be serious" when Burr says "talk less, smile more", Ham say "in german please?" because it was in english

heehee fnunny

"And if you don't know, now you know, Mr. President"

"George Washington's going home" was kept in English. very special.

SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS was kept in enlgihs

Literally just Hercules Mulligan

HERCULES MULLIGAN’S ACTOR WAS FUCKING BATSHIT AND NOW I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT HIM 24/7 AHHH

Farmer refuted???? My dog speaks more eloquently than thee??? THE MAN FUCJIGN BARKED

like full on bark bark grrr

Mans was off the shits

Also he had a tendency to stare wide-eyed at others and at the audience and it was very unsettling and very in-character and now that is just how I expect Hercules Mulligan to be

the switch to Madison was silly goofy because He went from crazy tailor to Quiet Sick Man and my brain could not comprehend why he was suddenly Normal™ and not barking at me

Hamilsquad

Just generally the Alex/John/Laf/Herc group had GREAT chemistry and it was very evident in their performance

Laurens did a lil "got your nose" thing with Ham in story of tonight

Story of tonight reprise I DIDNT NOTICE THAT HERC HAD A FLASK INSTEAD OF A CHAMPAGNE FLUTE LIKE THE REST OF THEM

Laf/Jefferson

I can't pick up on accents in german but my expert sources (german friend) told me that Laf indeed spoke with a french accent

"UH, FRANCE"

he was so bouncy and sassy he could have done a bend and snap and I would agree

The girls <3

ANGELICA

FUCKING POWERHOUSE

Opted up at the end of satisfied, I nearly fell out of my seat and died

Eliza has a very gentle voice and it goes very well with the Angelica.

Peggyyyyy was so prettyyyyyyyyy

she had pigtailsssss

very sassy gurl

also her wig for Maria? I need it in the Louvre it was so nice

BURR

Mamma mia

He had a voice

so good so nice

OPTED UP AT THE END OF WAIT FOR IT, I nearly fell out of my seat Pt. 2

Dear theodosia orz

My mother cried

so good, very genuine

Washingturnt

my father had very high expectations because he loves Tamar Greene with a burning passion

his expectations were exceeded

holy butts

One last time?? Again the fact that they kept the "George Washigton's going home" lyric in english??? It made it very emotional as an anglophone

I cried a little

All in all 11/10 I will fight god to see it again

OK THIS GOT VERY LONG I will probably think of more thoughts bout Blease i am Begging if you have thoughts please tell them to me my life will never be the same