#n⭕️❌

[pt-anon]

Actually nvm *uncurses you with emoji speak* here's what i actually meant by emoji speak:

🅰🅱️🥐👌🇪🎏🇬♓ℹ️️🗾🎋ℹ️👢〽️️♑⭕🅿️♌®️️💲🌴⛎✌🔱️❌♈💤

🅰=A ofc

🅱=B

️🥐=C

👌=D

🇪=E

🎏=F

👢=L

〽️=M

️♑=N

⭕=O

🅿=P

️♌=Q

®️=R

️💲=S

🌴=T

⛎=U

🔱=W

️❌=X

♈=Y

💤=Z

Hope you understand!!!

🅰️♓️! 🌴♓️🅰️♑️🎋 ♈️⭕️⛎! 😁

-ℹ️®️👢🅿️🌴

[rueclfer]

I had the weirdest fucking dream. Dabi, Shigaraki and Y/N doing community service and being sent to work in an old people home. Shigaraki starts a senior citizen gaming club, and he and Dabi each make their old person fight the other in a game of tekken.

Shigaraki’s all: Press ⭕️ and ❌ to do a leap kick combo

Ethel: *Wearing a hearing aid* Wha??

Shigaraki: GODDAMIT ETHEL We’ve been through this! Are you trying to throw the game to Dabi and Reginald?

Dabi: Reginald is going to kick your damn asses. I made sure he picked Yoshimitsu!

Reginald: Can I have my bread pudding now?

Dabi: AFTER YOU BEAT ETHEL TO A PULP!

Y/N: What the fuck is going on?

yn on the phone with social services the second shigs and dabi wont let them join in on the fun!!!!

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Saw a picrew done by @l-e-g-i-o-n-losh on my dash like four months ago, but I don't like long reblog chains. Though I had the finished picture saved, apparently I never posted it?

The idea is to create child you vs. adult you. Child me had piercing eyes and a Lot of cynicism, and current me is much more relaxed and contented. I've always been a bibliophile though and had to pick the library scenery because that's still accurate to both of us.

[bonegloss]

H E A L I N G ⭕️ 𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ❌ f r a g m e n t

[mintkoko]

Picrew 49

Picrew Masterlist

1. mal_ポメラニアンもち mal_Pomeranian mochi

もふもふポメーカー / Mofumofu Pomaker

2. 행봅 Haengbob

안아줘요 픽크루 / Hug me pickru

3. illustratoraya (3 Picrew)

かびたすのおとこのこメーカー / Kabitasu Otokoko Manufacturer

4. とろ猫。 Toro cat.

なぎさっちメーカー。/ Nagisachi maker.

5. ジャクリーヌ Jacqueline (3 Picrew)

りぬみの男メーカー / Rinumi Man Maker

6. DENMIL

해피할로~유령을 타고~ / Happy Halo~Riding on a Ghost~

7. Inaka_Z

8. Apish

9. Criischan (2 Picrew)

10. LANE

[elis-little-scrapbook]

mi n my big bro :D

picrews r so fun!!! i decided to make me n my big brother :D

[gettatranslations]

I'm Back…& What's in my Pencil Case Yumigeta Ako (23.10.13)

Good evening🌛

I'm Yumigeta Ako🛑

Thank you very much for your comments the other day！

I'm glad you all like Aoyama-san's suits✨

...

Yumigeta's health declined again but now I'm fully recovered！

Lookー！A photo our Manager-san took for me at our 「 Suggoi FEVER！」 MV shoot✨

Isn't it like the Energy Ball from Dragon Ball？！

This star🌟 was actually light and squishy❗️

The first time I saw it up close I was surprised by how big it was…

I also took a Sazae-san version！

I want to post it someday…

🦪🌊🐬🐠🐧🐢🐳🐙🐟🐚

...

Also have you watched Suggoi FEVER！'s s dance？！

I want to dance it with you allー I bet it'd be funny〜

And、And、

I bet you all already heard it in the MV、the man's voice going 「Sugoーi」…

It's kinda weird right🤣

During LIVE performances and such you all shout 「Sugoーi」、like at our Iwate performance the other day your 「Sugoーi」 was so clear tat it surprised me👀

What would 「Sugoーi」 be in Kansai dialect？

Would it be「Gottsui」？

Maybe just the intonation would be different？

Ahh〜 I'm so excited to go to Kansai❗️

The takoyaki I ate at our First Event was delicious so I want to eat takoyaki again🐙

Please let me know if you have any takoyaki shop recommendations❣️

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Well then it's time for today's 【Gettaa Life】✨

I spent the whole day at home today、so I did some writing！

I thought the contents of my pencil case were pretty interesting so I want to show you all♡

Sorry that a totally unaesthetic photo 😂

First up is my actual pencil case！

It's cute right‼️

...

My friends often tell me

「Ako's pencil case so distinctive that it'll never get lost」

Which is pretty funny、right

Then there's the papers in front！

First is the piece of paper laid flat that has 「Joule」 written on it…

It was like a mini test before my physics class at school、and there's always 5 review questions。The teacher gives us a small piece of paper and we do all of the questions starting from ① and then we swap with the person next to us to mark…

But、I'd totally forgotten about this mini test on this day so I was totally unprepared。

So as you can see I could only answer ① so the person next to be gave me loads of corrections in red pen、hence this paper❗️

I never do quite this bad on tests so I kept it as a memento✨

Next is the piece of paper that's been folded lots of times…

This piece of paper、is really quite precious to me！

So you know how you write thank you notes after sports day to people in other year groups who were on the same team as you！

8th grade Yumigeta Ako found some paper （A4）during club after our school sports day

I heard that 「If you can fold a piece of paper 10 times it'll reach the moon」

I was immediately intrigued so I challenged my self to fold a piece of paper 10 times❗️

So even though I was the club president I ignored alーl my responsibilities to just fold、and I kept going during morning registration alーl week、and I kept folding the whoーle lunch break while talking to my friends‼️

And、I managed to succeed at folding it 8 times so when I went to tell my friend she replied

「You know it wouldn't reach the moon even if you did fold it 10 times」

She was totally deadpan as she said it。

Apparently I was wrong。

It's actually

❌「It'll reach the moon if you fold it 10 times」

⭕️「It'll reach the moon if you fold it 42 times」

Ahh I was totally wrong。So I gave up on my 「Folding a piece of paper 10 times」 challenge。

But I worked really hard so I wanted to keep my piece of paper that I managed to fold 8 times so I've kept it in my pencil case for about a year now♡

Sometimes I use it as note paper… It's surprisingly useful。

I bet I'll never throw it out♡

Maybe someday I'll reach the moon！

I Getted 「A far off dream」✨

Everyone what has lived in your pencil case forever that you really treasure？

Please let me know in the comments♪

That's all！This has been 【Gettaa Life】！

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I'm having stew for dinner tonight so I was going to try 「stew with rice」 like you all recommended！But apparently we have seasoned rice🌸

I don't think the flavours would mix well so I'm too scared to try😂

Next time♡

...

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

Well then I'll see you tomorrow！

This has been YumiGettaa Ako！Good night🦉🦉🦉

[curvyloveboutiqueposhmark]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: 💙🆕SOPHIA BLUE N WHITE SOFT TIE DYE ROMPER NWT💙.

[inkykeiji]

Hi! Just stopping by to give hugs and kisses and wish YOU a happy Wednesday and a great week, since you’re always so kind in all your answered asks 🤗

-❌⭕️❌⭕️

HELLO XOXO ANON I LOVE U SM <33333333 sending u massive hugs n kisses!!!!!!!!! you’re so precious oh my gosh thank you for this sweetpea i really appreciate it <333 hehehe i love hugs n kisses aaaah (*/ω＼*)

[theocseason4]

💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨���Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️

[nihongoseito]

how to form basic verbs in keigo / 敬語の動詞の形

n.b.: if you don’t know the difference between 尊敬語 (sonkeigo) and 謙譲語 (kenjougo), or much about 敬語 (keigo) in general, i recommend a quick google search or glancing over an article like this one! also, i won’t be glossing any kanji, bc i’m lazy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

みなさん、お久しぶりですね！ today i’m going to guide you guys through the verb forms for japanese 敬語. 敬語 can be pretty tricky, but the rules for forming 敬語 verbs (like many rules in japanese) are actually quite consistent. 

there are three 尊敬語 (honorific) forms i’m going to go over today: the Vください form, the Vになります form, and the “simple 尊敬語” form. i’ll also give a brief list of verbs that have specific forms in 尊敬語. after that, i’ll go over one 謙譲語 (humble) form, the Vします form, and then a list of 謙譲語-specific verb forms. さて、行きましょう！

尊敬語：お・ごVください

this form is used to say “please” to a superior, but it doesn’t use the 〜て form like in 丁寧語. here’s how to form it with ichidan, godan, and する verbs.

ichidan/godan verbs: おVますください

かける → かけます → ソファにおかけください

入る → 入ります → どうぞお入りください

��る verbs: ごNするください

注意する → 閉まるドアにご注意ください

尊敬語：おVになります

this form is used as a more formal replacement for the usual Vます form, but shouldn’t be used with する verbs* OR verbs that have special forms in 敬語 (see below).

ichidan/godan verbs: おVますになります

書く → 書きます → この教科書は鈴木先生がお書きになりました

帰る → 帰ります → 何時にお帰りになりましたか

する verbs: ❌*

❌ ご説明になりました*

⭕️ 説明なさいました・説明されました (see below)

*according to the textbook i’m using (see sources), these are incorrect. however, i have seen some posts online that say ごNになります is an acceptable form, so it’s not impossible you’ll see it in the wild (perhaps the times they are a-changing?).

尊敬語：簡単尊敬語 (aka the “active passive”)

have you ever seen a japanese verb in the passive and said to yourself, “actually that makes no sense at all”? it was probably one of these “simple 尊敬語” forms! they are used like the active voice but written like the passive, so you have to tell the difference from context. also, they are NOT used with ください.

ichidan verbs: Vないられます

食べる → 食べない → 刺身を食べられますか

godan verbs: Vないれます

読む  →  読まない → 今朝の新聞を読まれましたか

する verbs: Nするされます

紹介する → 先生が新しい学生を紹介されました

ください form: ❌

❌ 英語で話されてください

⭕️ 英語でお話しください

this form is not quite as formal as おVになります, and it comes across as a little more friendly or “気軽,” so be careful when you use it. it might be more appropriate to use with strangers, for example, than with your boss.

尊敬語： verbs with special forms

some verbs are actually completely different in 敬語, for reasons probably more complicated than i care to find out (lol). here is a list of some common ones for 尊敬語!

行きます・来ます・います → いらっしゃいます・おいでになります

言います → おっしゃいます

見ます → ご覧になります

飲みます・食べます → 召し上がります

知っています → ご存知です

します → なさいます

くれます → くださいます

寝ます → お休みになります

着ます → お召しになります

住んでいます → お住まいです

死にました → お亡くなりになりました

です → でいらっしゃいます

謙譲語：お・ごV��ます

when speaking about your own actions to a superior, you can use this 謙譲語 form to be more humble and formal than you would be using Vます. this form isn’t used with verbs with special 謙譲語 forms.

ichidan/godan verbs: おVますします

届ける → 届けます → この書類をお届けします

持つ → 持ちます → 社長の荷物をお持ちします

する verbs: ごNします

説明する → 先生に新しいパソコンの使い方をご説明します

a quick note about this form: generally when using 謙譲語, it is common to omit 私が at the beginning of sentences/phrases, since you are already referring to yourself by using humble language anyway.

謙譲語： verbs with special forms

just like with 尊敬語, 謙譲語 has verbs whose forms change entirely. here are some of the most common ones!

行きます・来ます → 参ります・伺います

います → おります

言います → 申します (in 自己紹介)・申し上げます

見ます → 拝見します

飲みます・食べます → いただきます

知っています → 存じております (thing)・存じ上げております (person)

思います → 存じます

します → いたします

あげます → 差し上げます

もらいます → いただきます

会います → お会いします・お目にかかります

聞きます → お聞きします・伺います

あります → ございます

です → でございます

sources

the examples in this post are mostly taken from the textbook 新にほんご敬語トレーニング, which i have started working with recently! expect more 敬語-related posts in the future :D

[katya-zamos]

💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️

now THIS is why the anon ask feature exist.

[incorrectskzquotes]

N/S is sooooooooo good!!!

WEATHER 🌥 FEELING HOT 🥵 OR COLD 🥶!!

STRAY KIDS ��🏻 GO FAST 🏃🏽‍♂️💨 OR SLOW 🐢

남극과  ⬇️ 북극의 ⬆️ life 🌏 

극괴극괴극!!!!!!

RED 🔴 LIGHT 💡 GREEN 🟢 LIGHT 💡SWAG

BYE 👋 OR WASSUP ✌️ MAN

남극과  ⬇️ 북극의 ⬆️ life 🌏

극괴극괴극🎉🎉🎉🎉

⭕️ ❌ ⭕️ ❌ ⭕️ 밖에 몰라 ey ey

⭕️ ❌ ⭕️ ❌ 결국 ⭕️ ey ey

WEATHER 🌥 FEELING HOT 🥵 OR COLD 🥶!!

STRAY KIDS 👦🏻 GO FAST 🏃🏽‍♂️💨 OR SLOW 🐢

남극과  ⬇️ 북극의 ⬆️ life 🌏

극괴극괴극 🥰🥰

[snifvieluv]

Copys ⚜

No es mío,cc al autor

¿“no”? ¿Por qué dices no? ¿Cuál es el propósito? ¿Te me estás insinuando? ¿Quieres que te bese apasionadamente y recorra tu cuerpo?

¿Copys? No sé de qué me hablas, ahhhh, ¿te refieres a esos exquisitos y excitantes textos cuáles son creados a las 3 am? D-dios...ya sé a q te refieres

*

tocan la puerta*

-¿Quién es?

x:el amor de tu vida

-yo que sepa la nutella no

habla

#chaparritaforever #galaxias

estuve pensando las cosas, y creo que ya es hora de decírtelo, en serio lo siento pero, me he enamorado de tu abuelo

내 심장을 따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬따🐬

Hola nena soy marcelo el amigo de tu papá le decís q me devuelva el destornillador el lunes

@jennieunicaitboy：PURAS ARMADAS OFENDIDAS

LISA VA A LIBERAR A SU DRAGÓN Y SE VA A COMER A JUNGKOOK PORQUE ÉL TERMINÓ CON ELLA EL LISKOOL VOLVERÁ

oh 👄 my 🤛 gosh 👀 don’t 🙅 you🙌know🤯 that 🤨 i’m ‼️savage 😎🆒🤼✨💢💅💗

Bendito sea el meteorito que cayó sobre la tierra prehistórica diezmando los animales que se convirtieron en fósiles y luego el petróleo que se extrajo y se usó en la fabricación del combustible que suministró el carro de cemento para construir el hospital dónde naciste

d-deja de intimidarme por favor...s-sabes que t-tu icon oscuro y ortografía pe-perfecta me da escalofríos...es tomada de un brazo y acorralada por f-favor...se sonroja y encoge déjame en paz...habla sumisa t-te voy a dar bloq...n-no toques ahí a a a *se corre y se muere

Qué onda🤨🤨 con las armys1️⃣ de ahora👎🏼👎🏼? Antes🔙🔙, cada vez🤗 que escuchaban👀👀 carbonara🐦, siempre😾😾 gritaban “LACHIMOLALA”😹😹 ahora👻 para ellas🤢🤢 es algo 🐤 común y corriente😓. Vivían😭 diciendo🗣🗣 “anyohaseyo chingu"🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ a todo el mundo🌎🌍🌏, ¿Y ahora?🧐🧐, ya ni❌ siquiera⛔️ recuedan💭 que es eso😔😔... Antes🕚, cada vez😒😒 que se escuchaba una canción 👁👄👁 🛎 en la radio📻🎵 gritaban🗺, que eran sus chinos🥰, ¿Y ahora?🤨🤨🤨 Solo es un 😒😒😒 grupo💡mas😞... Ahora���😢 algunas😒 están mas obsesionadas🤪🤪 con BLACKPINK🤢🤢. ¿Y BTS?🥴🥴🥴 A la basura🚮 cierto?🤬🤬. A algunas🥶🥶 Yoonmin Shipper🥵 solo les importan Jimin y Yoongo bongo🤮🤮🤮,¿Y ramón?💖, el esperanzo💘, Omma Jin, Ratakook y Tata💝? Ahora‼️ a cada ARMY❌ que habla😅😅 sobre algún tema📕 de “Galleto”🍪, “Alien”👽, “J-horse”🐎🐎 etc... La critican🥲, con “Uh, te quedaste🙄🙄 en 2016😴😴”, “ERMY😰”, “Estúpida,😬comprate🤑🤑 una vida💩” “Vete de aquí😷😷” “inmadura🤭”... Ahora 🥺🥺las armys😞😞 critican🤨 a otras Armys⁉️💔...¿Qué onda con eso?😖😖 Ahora🤓🤓 a algunas😜 ni les importa😒😒 si los chicos🐭👽🐱🐴🐥👰👹 crecen👶🏻, o lo que sea🖕🏼🖕🏼, dicen “dejalos👊🏼 que hagan su vida🫀, idiota😌”...Algunas🙄 “Armys”😐😐😐 ya ni lo aparentan🥱🥱🥱. Algo así como🤔, ¿Que tiene🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ que ver👁👁 en que año🗓🗓 estemos🧍🏻‍♀️?, son recuerdos💭 hermosos😍😍 nuestros👯‍♀️, de nuestros🖇 chicos👦🏻🪜, de nuestros ídolos🤩, ¿Cómo no❌❌ nos va a importar😫😫? Ahora🤐🤐 les importa😥 un bledo😵‍💫😵‍💫 todo⭕️ lo que sucedio en 2️⃣️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣. Ahora algunas🤡🤡 Taekook Shippers🤖🤖 se pasan demasiado👵🏻 tiempo⏰⏰ con el tema🔪 de “Taekook”🧿 y dicen cosas🧐 que bueno pues🙄🙄🙄... Antes😑😑 cada vez🤒 que criticaban😪😪 a BTS😻, todas👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼 las defendían👩🏻‍⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️ full🔝, ¿Y ahora?💀💀 Solo😭 se limitan😒😒 a decir, “si, lo se😒”...🤯🤯 Ahora😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ algunas🤗🤗 critican😳 mucho mas🔄 a Lisa💚, porque creen🤡🤡🤡 que es novia de Kookie😲😲 🙄! Digo☝🏼, si para muchas🌎 es mentira🌚 ok👌🏼 , pero respétenla🙏🏼, odienla👿 si les da la gana🥴🥴, pero respetenla🙏🏼. Ok👌🏼! esta bien👍🏼 que algunas 👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼y algunos👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏿 sean Jikook Shippers🧑🏻‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏼 y todo, pero⛔️, ¿Solo les importa🤦🏻‍♀️ que ellos sean gays💅🏼💅🏼? Algunas🤡 solo comparten📲 “Namjin💜 o Sope💚” y eso solo😒 lo hacen para ver👁👅👁 que eligen👶🏻, y sino solo☝🏼 porque les encanta😍 formar problemas😡... Es impresionante😱😱 el cambio🔄 que hizo este Fandom🥺🥺, cambiaron🥸 más de lo normal😔.

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💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It’s official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n’ 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨🌝Tonight’s the night to 😘Snog💋 ‘til we’re Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that’s Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you’re 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I’m putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️

👀👀What’s up sluts!👩‍🎤👩‍🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 has shuffled off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁seeing👁 her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂👉🫶Fuckingham💂🏽👉🫶 Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all of your favorite 👸💂monarchists👸💂 who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰Big Ben🕰👅🫦 bongs you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩‍🎤birds👩‍🎤 the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫

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💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It’s official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n’ 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨🌝Tonight’s the night to 😘Snog💋 ‘til we’re Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that’s Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you’re 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I’m putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️