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a-dauntless-daffodil · 10 months ago

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Chaggie AU where Vaggie is a member of a holy order devoted to slaying monsters. As part of her becoming a holy knight, she must commune with an Angel to be granted their divine power... only something goes wrong with the ritual, and the being that appears before her is none other than the Princess of Hell.

Lute: “Gay?! She’s supposed to be HOLY!”

Adam: “Yeah, hot.”

Lute: “…let. Me. See. That. SuMMOnINg sCRiPTuRE.”

Adam: “Sure thing dude. Here.”

Lute: “This isn’t a holy rite, this is… WRITINGS OF SAPPHO!”

Adam: "Heh, heathen and homoerotic. WLWhoops?"

Charlie: “You should really be more careful next time!"

Vaggie: "Uh."

Charlie: "Lot’s of other demons would be thrilled to get yanked into the mortal world without a circle of binding to hold them- especially by someone as cute as you-

Vaggie: "Excuse me?"

Charlie: "And when I say thrilled, I mean in the blood and guts and screaming kinda way, NOT just in the 'can feel hellfire in my cheeks' kinda way. Safe summoning is important!!”

Vaggie: “Why’re you drawing the circle in yourself, then. With your… claws.”

Charlie: “Because you didn’t?” (dusts fire off her hands) “Anyway you should be good now, ask me anything!”

Vaggie: “You’re seriously not taking advantage of being summoned but not bound?"

Charlie: "I'm taking advantage of the view!"

Charlie: (beat)

Charlie: "Of the, mortal world, I am enjoying the pretty scenery."

Vaggie: "It's dark."

Charlie: "I'm enjoying the beautiful knight. Night. Night without a 'K'. Not knight like YOU'RE a knight, not that you aren't beautiful-"

Vaggie: "I'm. What."

Charlie: "The one who should be talking now! Not me. I think I've done enough talking for now. I think I'm good on having said stuff recently. I think I should be quiet for a bit."

Vaggie: (gay) (not immune to adorable ladies) "WHY are you here. You're not, what I expected."

Charlie: “I'm not the usual demon- As hell princess I get first dibs on all summons! After dad anyway.”

Vaggie: (of COURSE she's a princess) “Why answer this one.”

Charlie: “You’re missing an eye? It looks painful?"

Vaggie: "...so?

Charlie: "?? I thought maybe you wanted help with that.”

Vaggie: "It's a penance. You can't help with it."

Charlie: "oh."

Vaggie: “...That’s it? You're not here for anything else?”

Charlie: “….”

Charlie: “You um. You look very cool in that armor.” (cringes) “Awesome.” (cringes more)

Vaggie: “Are you a siren or a succubus or something.”

Charlie: “What!? No! No I’m just, I just think girls are hot! Cool! You look great!! …girls all look great, and you’re a girl, and you…”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “Do you need any demons slayed?”

Charlie: “Ahaa, no.”

Vaggie: “Holy quests completed?”

Charlie: “No?”

Vaggie: “Are you gonna eat me.”

Charlie: “N-not on the first date- I- OH YOU MEAN ACTUALLY-? No no no! I don’t, I’m, I don’t eat souls. Or people.”

Vaggie: “So what’s the catch here. The price.”

Charlie: “Nothing. I just wanted to help.”

Charlie: “Okay and maaaaybe have a nice conversation for once. Kinda short on them in hell.”

Vaggie: “… is there ANYTHING I can help you with?”

Charlie: “Well I just broke up with-”

Vaggie: “I’ll kill them.”

Charlie: “-and I could really use a date for the ball, I mean! No killing needed!! Dad isn’t going again, mom’s um, busy. And it’ll be a lot less awkward if I already have a dance partner, you know?”

Vaggie: “You want me to find you a dance partner.”

Charlie: “Oh no I, I was hoping- do YOU dance?”

Vaggie: "Me."

Charlie: "If you want to?"

Vaggie: “You’re asking me to go to hell.”

Charlie: “Shit. Right, dumb idea. It’s my home but, yeah. It’s not like anyone enjoys being here.”

Vaggie: (fuck she's cute) (fuck she's SAD)

Vaggie: “No one does? What about you?”

Charlie: “I… just wish the people would be nicer. A place is the people who live there, right?”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “I’ll come.”

Charlie: “You wha?”

Vaggie: “I’ll come to the dance.”

Charlie: "But- hell! Why-"

Vaggie: "Hell’s a better place than I thought."

Charlie: "You've never even BEEN here!"

Vaggie: "I've met you."

Charlie: ".... I'm not... the usual demon."

Vaggie: "I'll take my chances. I'll need to borrow a dress though. All I have up here is, armor."

Charlie: "I can, I can change that. A dress. N- no problem."

Vaggie: "It's a deal then." (holds out hand) "A dance for a dress?"

Charlie: (takes her hand and shakes it eagerly while bowing) "ITS A DATE!"

Vaggie: (chuckles) "Yeah, I guess that's a better word for it."

Charlie: "And I PROMISE when we dance I WON'T trample your toes with my hooves!"

Vaggie: "... should I just keep the sabatons on?"

Charlie: "I promise to find you a dress that goes good with your armored shoes so your toes don't get trampled on."

Vaggie: "We're gonna be quite the pair, aren't we."

Charlie: "Heheh~"

Lute: "WHAT HAPPENED WHY WAS THERE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE INSTEAD OF HOLY LIGHT WHY WERE YOU COMMUNING WITH A FIEND SO LONG IS IT DEAD DID YOU KILL IT???"

Vaggie: "Does taking her heart count?"

Adam: "Whoooo VaGEEE! Totally FUCKED that demon huh!!"

Vaggie: "Mm, not totally sir."

Vaggie: (smiling) (softly to herself) "Not on the first date."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #lute hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #silly girlfriend summoning au #incorrect quotes #first part taken from the emperor's new groove- please imagine lute and adam as kronk and yzma #anyway diversity win!#the holy knight and demon princess who fall in love are both queer!!#and dumb!#it will turn out great im sure

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koirankusema666 · 5 months ago

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You put it into words beautifully! Every physical therian is different but it’s very important that each and every one of us gets heard. For me “what is it like” is also very hard to explain. I don’t necessarily recognize that I have a human vessel sometimes, but when I do I call it my disguise! I also can’t control what creature I am shifted to and most people and creatures can’t see past the disguise - but some do! I’ve always been a shapeshifter too, since birth.

I don’t identify as my delusion, my delusion doesn’t define me, but I’m aware my identity may be affected by a delusion, if that makes sense. It doesn’t make me any less valid or my identity any less real. It doesn’t hurt anyone either so all I can say, just give physical otherkin some respect and love <3

I’d like to know what a physical therian is bc I haven’t found anyone talk about what it is yet

Wow this sat I'm my inbox for way too long

A physical therian refers to somebody who's involuntary animal identity is on a physical level as well!

"But isn't that a delusion?" No, not necessarily. You can identify physically and be aware that you aren't what you identify.

(But to all the physical theeians who do struggle with delusions, I see you!! Sending love ^^)

"What is it like?" I don't speak for all physical therians, but for me, it's... very hard to explain lmao. It's like a feeling and knowledge that this isn't my body, I'm simply not human. But at the same time I think; "that's silly, I'm obviously human and can't change that" but the feeling and instinct of it simply not being true persists anyways.

#physically other #physical nonhuman #physically nonhuman #physical therian #therian community #therian blog #shapeshifter #holothere #endel #therian #otherkin #Nahaa #ASAA #n/ahaa #turned a #Ɐ

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lavieverdezoro · 1 year ago

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7 Minutes turned to 77 Minutes

Sabo x Reader, nsfw: sex in a closet, tight/small space sex

You and a few couple fellow revolutionaries decided to play a lighthearted game of Spin-the-bottle after a successful mission. It may seem childish but it's a way to relax and have fun after troublesome work.

Besides, it's one of those rare time Dragon actually agreed to let his soldiers rest after such an achievement. He's like a strict father towards all of you (minus towards Luffy).

With lively laughs rumbling from the throats of your crewmates, they all watch with anticipation in the air as the bottle spun and spun until it landed on you.

Fortunately for you, the other end of the bottle landed exactly on Sabo who was one of the few sober ones in the group.

"Ahaa! Sabo-san!" Koala slurred out, grinning happily with a drunken blush spread across her cheeks. Her lazily pointed a finger to a nearby closer as the other crewmates giggles drunkishly and teased the both of you.

"7 minutes! Time will start once you two get in there!" Koala grins before teasing once more. "Don't come out having seven kids pop out!" She added jokingly, making you blush in embarrassment as you nudged her arm. "quit it!" You groaned with a slight blush, rolling you eyes.

Sabo only laughed, seemingly amused and unbothered which added your embarrassment. You'd have to admit, the blonde was attractive. He's a sweet individual with a dark side which you find hot. Recalling from that time in dressrosa, you were truly surprised to see Sabo turn to a different man. It made you all hot and bothered.

Just from the memory of it, you couldn't help but get a little turned on now. You try to shrug it off, trying to calm yourself down before you embarrass yourself infront of the man who you were deeply attracted to.

You couldn't help it. The sound of his soft, silky voice reaching your ears makes you weak to the knees. You had to admit you developed a crush on Sabo.

"Come on, y/n, let's get it over with." Sabo calls out, giving you a kind smile as he offered his hand out towards you. With a slight blush, you nodded and placed your hand in his gloved one. From there, he gently pulled you towards the designated closet the both of your needed to be in for a few minutes.

It was only for a few minutes... Nothing will happen in between that time, right?

That's what you thought as a small part of you itched to be ravished by Sabo in this small space. It was such a small space that you and Sabo had to quite literally squish inside —your position was a bit.. suggestive, to say the least.

You faced the wall with Sabo pressed up behind you.

If one of you moved a single inch, you'd ben rubbing off of eachother. It was tight, plus one of the revolutionaries sneakily went to lock the door which almost made you die.

"Y/N." You suddenly hear Sabo mumur, he was so close to the point where you could hear his whispering. The way he said your name sounded nearly like a whimper, you couldn't believe your ears.

It did turn you on but you didn't wanna admit it. Who knows, perhaps he was just uncomfortable in such a position with you.

Thoughts swirl around in your mind, you wanted to say something but the words were caught in your throat—you couldn't utter a word. You'd be lying if you said you didn't like the situation and position you were in now. It felt like you were cursed and blessed to be in such a position.

You lightly bit your lip, moving a bit to calm yourself down but it ended up you grinding against Sabo's crotch, earning an erotic groan from the revolutionary. "Y-Y/N.." You hear him groan out your name. Sabo himself couldn't move in his spot, his hands were in between the sides of your side to support himself from entirely squishing to you. The space was that small. One of his hands suddenly went down to lightly grip your hip, stopping your movements momentarily.

You felt the rough texture of his glove squeezing your hip.

The feeling of the rough texture against your supple skin made a gasp left your lips. Sabo's hand placed on your hip would soon guide your movements on grinding against him. You could clearly hear his groans and grunts near your ear as his arousal grew, if you could see his face, you'd see him biting on his lip with his eyes closed tightly. His eyebrows were knitted together as a slight blush coated his cheeks.

It almost looked like as it he was holding back an animal inside him that was begging to be unleashed to ravish you wholly.

You felt him shift, he leaned to you, fully squishing against you from behind with his obvious bulge grinding against your ass, nearly humping you.

Sabo's teeth grazed over the skin on your shoulder as the both of you whimper and moan as he dry humped you like an animal in heat. You felt the tension grow thicker and thicker that you could cut it with a knife. "Y/N, i-i." Sabo began, unable to speak for a few moments as he tries to calm himself down from his burning arousal growing within him.

His body felt more feverishly hot, probably his devil fruit reacting with his emotions and feelings.

"I-. i like you.. I know that i hadn't been honest with my feelings for you before and i know this may not be a good time but it's better late then never, right?" He admitted with a dry chuckle, his grinding against you wavering slightly as he managed to speak in full sentences.

"I understand.!" You'd let out. a small gasp following after as you try to compose yourself. "I feel the same way... i just couldn't resist you." You mutter out, giving a shaky smile. Sabo seem to light up at this information. He's such a puppy for you.

"Does that mean ... i have your consent?" He asked almost desperately and eagerly, earning a nod from you. Sabo grins and chuckles, bucking his hips against you. His other arm now went to wrap around your neck, keeping you in place as he continued to thrust and grind his hips against your behind.

"Please, allow me to ravish you, y/n. You and your body." He whispered lovingly, tone getting slightly dark in an animalistic hunger. His hand that was previously squeezing your hip went down to rub your clothed clit. The rough texture of his glove against your clothed clit made it all the more pleasurable.

You choked out moans and gasps, twitching a bit on his grasp as he still had his arm around your neck.

This made you more turned on, almost making you feel like you were about to melt like putty in his hands.

Oh, How Sabo loved this sight. He hummed, satisfied as he continued his passionate and pleasureable torture that left you craving and wanting for more.

"S-Sabo~" You moan out his name, tone filled with desperation and need. He loved hearing those sweet sounds of yours slip out of your lips. It felt so right and so natural. This caused his hunger to urge him more. He suddenly stopped pleasuring you, which left you whining. Sabo chuckled, lifting his hand tn his mouth. His teeth bit down on his glove before slipped it off from his hand, he spat his glove in the tight, dim space before he sneakily slipped his hand in your pants. His fingers came in contact with your soaked folds.

"So wet." Sabo mused softly as he skillfully fingered your clit. You'd hear him lick his lips before he entered two, thick fingers inside your needy entrance. You flinched a bit.

You'd been daydreaming of this for so long, you desperately wanted this. You dreamt of his fingers to fuck you mercilessly and now you're getting what you wanted. He was slow and gentle, it obviously left you craving for more. His fingers stretched you out before he slipped it in and out of you, finding a slow and steady pace. He'd do this all day but his lust was clouding his mind. He wanted to fuck you, take you and ravish you on the spot but he put your pleasure first.

Sabo wanted you to be prepped and ready before he could satisfy his own desires. And so, that's what he did.

As Sabo continues his pleasurable torture on you with two digits slipping in and out of you, you were only left to be helpless. You moaned and squirmed in his grasp, getting closer and closer to your peak Your silky, sticky fluids coated his fingers as it leaked out and reached into the palm of his hand.

Without warning, the knot inside your stomach snapped and you released on his fingers. He grins lightly, pulling his fingers out. It was leaking and coated with your orgasm. He then placed his wet, coated fingers nearby his lips and licked it clean. You can hear him sucking his fingers clean as you helplessly twitch and whimper, still high in your peak.

You mind felt clouded and light, you couldn't do anything but to whimper and pant heavily. Your body felt hot.

"I love you, y/n." Sabo whispers lovingly, the sound of his belt unbuckling reaching your ears. You flinch and moan as his erection hit your back. He was hard.

Without much time, Sabo pulled down your pants, exposing your leaking arousal. It was so heated in the small space of the closet the both of you were in. It was almost as if there was a fire there, warming the both of you up as some sweat beads began to form on your forehead. You feel Sabo's lips prep your neck and shoulder with light kisses, a sign that he's going in now that you're all prepped up for him. With a gentle push, Sabo pushed himself inside you. The sticky yet warm liquid from your orgasm act up as lube, making it easier for him to slip in, sheathing himself inside you wholly.

"nghh, y/n." Sabo groans out softly, his cock deep inside you to his full length. He wasn't moving, he was waiting for you to get used to his size. He couldn't help himself but twitch inside you, earning a tremble from your body in his grasp which made him harden more inside your velvety walls wrapped around his shaft.

After a few minutes, you had gotten used to his length and grew more and more needy. It was clear that you felt him inside you but you needed and wanted more. That's what you craved. With a small buckle of your hips, you signal Sabo to begin thrusting and so he did. His thrusts were slow and steady.

He was gentle with you, his hands travelled down your body, sending shivers down your spine. With each thrust he did, you pressed up further to the wall, giving him more space to thrust more. Sabo took noticed but still kept his pace slow and steady.

Sweat began to form and roll down your bodies as you two became one.

Whimpers and groans left Sabo's throat, mixing along with yours as he penetrated you. He looked down, watching how you take him in. He took note of the delicious and creamy white ring that formed around the start of his shaft. It was a view that will be imprinted in his mind along with other precious moments and memories with you. Sabo was truly like a puppy towards you, putting you first and being gentle with you.

As much as you love that, you wanted more.

"Sabo please. rougher." You pleaded in a whisper moans getting caught in your throat as the pleasure began to take control of you. Sabo only let out a grunt in response.

"anything for you."

His thrust quickened. His movements got rougher to the point where your skin rippled a bit from the impact of his hips thrusting into you from the behind. His usual cheerful, kind round eyes turned sharp and half lidded, clouded and darkened with lust as he watched the view upon him.

Sabo loved this sight and will forever remember it.

The fire lit inside him blew into a bushfire fron a small match lit up. He couldn't control himself, his hips soon thrusting against your behind roughly yet lovingly, enjoying and taking in every delicious sounds you made. The tip of his shaft rubbed against your womb as he tries his best to dig himself deeper in such a small space.

Sabo wanted to find his release and he was damn near close to it. But his priority was you, he focused on your pleasure first.

You were his first priority, his focus solely on your pleasure. His knot was about to snap but he maintained himself. He wanted you to have it first.

With desperate thrusts, he couldn't help but bite down on your shoulder to try and not release himself so early. He felt your wall tighten and that nearly made him snap. A loud, low moan left Sabo's lips.

"y/n, please... cum for me... i'm about to lose it." Sabo begged in a shaky voice, his thrusts unwavering. He was so close to coming undone. His words and moans only cease to heighten your arousal, with a few, deep thrusts. You finally came to your second orgasm.

The feeling of your orgasm coating his cock made Sabo unleash himself inside. Sabo moaned out a bit loudly, thrusting in a few more before unsheathing himself from your trembling body. The both of you rode out your high before he pulled away, you were stuffed with his warm semen.

Sabo groaned and held you tightly in the closet.

"let's stay here." He muttered softly. Turns out, those seven minutes turned to seventy-seven minutes.

#one piece smut #sabo x reader #sabo smut #lavieverdezoro

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canis-dentem · 8 months ago

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intro…

hello! my name is quartz :3 im a canine cladotherian or caninekin! currently, i identify most with (blue merle) border collies. i'm also a shapechanger and maybe (probably?) a vampire.

my main is @antlerquartz , so i follow from there!

i do not have a general dni, since i find they don’t really work. however, despite my blog being sfw, it is 16+. please do not follow me if you follow me and your age isn’t on your account (or it just says minor). i wont follow back anybody who is below 18.

Ɐ + N/AHAA post and description here!

18+ otherkin discord server here!

my dms and askbox are open!! 18+ only for dms, anyone is welcome in the askbox :3

i am also a witch and a pagan and i hope to incorporate my alterhumanity into my practice! i love writing poetry and i’ll probably write some about being a therian!! pls interact or drop a follow, i’d love friends :3

last updated: 9/15/24

#otherkin #alterhuman #caninekin #therian #dogkin #wolfkin #wolf therian #dog therian #canine therian #bio post #vampire otherkin #vampirekin #vampire alterhuman #shapeshifter #shapeshifter otherkin #shapeshifter alterhuman #mine

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thebest-medicine · 5 months ago

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if ur still doing summer prompts, could u do #71 with lee!bakugou and ler!bakusquad? (aka kiri, sero, mina, and denki lol). those mfs looove getting on bakugou’s nerves, so i feel like it’s fitting lmao. thank you!!

Prompt 71 - “This isn't cuddling! This is an attack!”

A/N: I am indeed! thanks for asking! and it's their job to snuggle and make their grumpy friend smile ok

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“….You guys look fucking stupid.” Bakugo says skeptically as he rounds the corner of the couch and sees Sero, Kaminari, Kirishima, and Mina tangled up in a cuddle pile as they watch TV for the night.

“Join us!” Mina declares.

“Yeah, it’s nice, bro! Come on in!” Kaminari waves him over

“You have got to be joking. I wouldn’t be caught dead—”

With a wink, Sero suddenly whips a line of tape out and wraps it around their explosive friend’s arm. “Come on!”

“Shove it! I shouldn’t have even come over here!”

“Don’t say that!” Ashido scoffs, then continues in a bit of a sing-song. “You know you want to!”

“Yeah, bro!” Kirishima agrees.

Katsuki rolls his eyes, only to feel the shock of a hand wrapping around his wrist. It’s firm, hard. Kirishima. Then, just as he’s about to complain, there’s another hand - this time it’s on his other wrist. His friends are grinning, shifting their place to make a little opening, and…

With a quick tug, Bakugo is on the couch, and soon finds himself at the center of all of his friend’s attention as they quickly shuffle to incorporate (trap) him into their snuggly conglomeration.

“ARGHH- NO! GET OFF!” Katsuki shouts, tensing and squirming away as his friends squish ever closer.

“Why so grumpy, Bakugo? We just wanna show you some looooooove.” Mina teases, drawing his arm toward herself and nuzzling into his shoulder.

Bakugo feels his face warm up, and everyone fusses about until they’re all tangled again. Katsuki looks annoyed, sounds annoyed, but he doesn’t blow them up.

A short while later, Bakugo speaks again but in a softer, less harsh tone. “What, so you guys just. Sit like this.? How is this even comfortable.?”

“Whaaaaat? It so is comfortable.” Kaminari protests.

“You need to relax a little — accept our love and you’ll feel better!” Mina says.

“Come on, Bakubro, she’s right, you’re too tense. You gotta relax. Just enjoy it!” Kirishima assures him.

“Yeah, isn’t it nice to just relax with your friends sometimes? Turn that frown upside down! Do you not like us or something?” Kaminari teases. He pokes a couple times at Bakugo’s side as he talks, making his friend tense up even further.

“What’s this?” Kaminari grins. “You ticklish here or something?” He pokes at the spot - somewhere around the bottom of Bakugo’s rib cage - a few more times.

“Wait, really? Are you?” Mina gasps, delighted.

“Shut up, you don’t know what you’re talking about! Let me out of this idiot sandwich already!”

“That’s not very nice of you.” Sero sticks out his tongue and then pokes into Bakugo’s other side. He flinches toward Kaminari, but there’s nowhere to go.

“S-Stop it.” Katsuki warns, his eyes scanning for an exit. It’s hopeless.

He hears Mina giggle excitedly before he feels a set of wiggling fingers in his armpit. “AHAA- WAIT!” He sucks in a breath, starting to try to fight his way out. For the first time since he started protesting, they actually have to put in a little elbow grease to hold him this time.

“Let us cuddle you!” Mina insists.

“T-This isn’t cuddling.” Bakugo argues. “This is- this is an attack!” His voice is higher than usual, flighty. It…almost sounds like he’s holding back a laugh.

This only emboldens his attackers, who - with smiles and laughs of their own - begin tickling and prodding at him even more.

“Alright.” Mina smirks as she continues. “You’re right but… I’m just practicing my new move!”

Bakugo looks at her quizzically despite his poor attempt to hide his laughter.

“It’s called the super-cuddly-tickle-attack! Hyaaaah!” She cries out, then wraps her arms around him in a hug and positions her fingers at either side of his rib cage.

“N-Nahaha DON’T! Bahaha dohohon’t- you ihihihidiots!”

“You’ll feel a lot better in a few minutes!” Sero assures him.

Once they tire him out a bit, Katsuki finds he is much more receptive to the cuddling. The tickling subsides to his friends pulling him in close, and they watch the next episode of the show together.

…

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