#my works.

[kunehoi]

— twst boys reaction to you making them a bouquet of flowers ྀིྀི

ft. ꒱ deuce spade, lilia vanrouge, malleus draconia

gn reader + bad grammar english is not my first language

꒰ deuce spade ྀིྀི ꒱

Deuce would be surprised that you gave him a very appealing bouquet of flowers, after a few minutes of silence he’ll sheepishly ask you why you gave him the bouquet when you replied he simply just nods his head then says thanks you for the flowers and walks back to Heartslabyul with a soft smile.

꒰ lilia vanrouge ྀིྀི ꒱

When Lilia received the bouquet of flowers that you had given him he had a smug grin, then asked you with a slightly teasing tone what was the occasion that made you give him a bouquet of flowers when you replied that there was no special occasion that you just wanted too Lilia just smiled patted your head and said thank you then walked off to diasomnia.

꒰ malleus draconia ྀིྀི ꒱

Malleus wouldn’t be very surprised but he’s still surprised that you have given him a bouquet of flowers, when you gave him the bouquet malleus held it very gently by the cause of him being scared that he’ll ruin the flowers in a way. Malleus was very happy that you chose him to be the one to revive the bouquet and makes sure that they’ll be placed nicely in his dorm room.

[setevulpo]

in which theo meets the night nurse, watches his sister get taken to the afterlife, and somehow becomes friends with a trans-dimensional eternal being!

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[cloudberrytroll]

Hug

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[sadclowncentral]

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

[tizeline]

Okay so my brain got infected by Gravity Falls again oopsie daisy here are a bunch of random doodles

Dipper and Mabel would be 25 this year, right? Anyway I wanted to draw them grown up so woah look at that

Anway Ford totally uses two fingers to flip people off just because he can and you can't tell me otherwise

[hansoeii]

butch wolverine, anyone?

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[kunehoi]

— my random headcanons about them ྀིྀི

ft. ꒱ rook hunt, epel felmier, duece spade

maybe occ + bad grammar and might have some mistakes

꒰ rook hunt ྀིྀི ꒱

When Rook was a little boy his mother taught him how to catch his prey and use his senses answer, then later on after he has mastered it rook receives a bow and arrow which he brought to NRC.

Another thing Rook did when he was young was play hide and seek with his siblings, whenever it was his turn to seek he finds them very quick and even manages to scare them aswell!

꒰ epel felmier ྀིྀི ꒱

Epel was practically raised by his grandmother as his parents were busy with the apple business, and would leave him with his grandmother to look after him then take him back when work was finished.

When Epel is studying at NRC he make sures to send letters to his family in his hometown and has a family picture on his desk in his dorm, Whenever they send some apple or some apple juice he shares them with his friends and tells them proudly that his family made it.

꒰ deuce spade ྀིྀི ꒱

Whenever Deuce has some spare time he writes letters to his mom about his life at NRC telling her about the stuff he’s done there.(besides the fact he gets in trouble by riddle)

When Deuce comes home to Queendom of Roses during break he always makes sure to help around the house and spend time with his family! (ilysm deuce you have my heart)

[setevulpo]

chapter 3 is out! ghost towns, exhausted driving into the late hours, and midnight calls with your girlfriend who you haven't seen in weeks!

[chiljax]

me too wade, me too

bonus:

[diabloku]

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

[bookpdf]

there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities