#my whole WOOOOORLD

[aethernoise]

I'm just kinda having a Moment right now because I love her so much

[foreos]

what i find so funny about the lords in black is that pokey just. will not use baby talk like the others.

like wiggly’s obviously the worst about it, and the other three dip into it fairly often (tinky with “toy box” and “teddy bear,” blinky with “that’s a bad word” and “naughty,” nibbly with all the fucking “yum yum” shit) but pokey just won’t.

like it’s not prevalent at all during the apotheosis and i don’t remember him doing it as otho…even during the summoning he’s just like…speaking dramatically but not exactly childishly. his voice is actually pretty deep most of the time?

pokey’s the equivalent of the meme where mario is doing that whole “it’s-a me, pizza spaghetti italy wahoooo” thing and then luigi’s just like “hello mario.”

[doorstoplord]

Ii get to seeeee my bes friend in the whole wide wooooorld todayyyyh

[schizotypalpd-culture-is]

VERY bbig tw for deluisions

stpdd culkture iis hearing a styroy aboiut tywins/tripllets in a sociall expoetiment gegtying put ijnto different cllassess yoof. societty aj Nd suud bennky "WHAT. IMIGHTE BE OA TRIBLPET IFHEHJWJDJDJEJ MY WHOLE WOOOORLD IS CRASUKNG 717:7;£18&.&" bebcause IT MAKES SENSE. I LOOK DIIFGERENT TOO MY WHIO LE N BFNAILHY, ALL MY FAMILLY THEY ALLSWAYS SAY "yyea we hahve nno dideav where you goot your fahir colouhr from ??" LOOKING DIUFFERENT TO MMY FAMILY FOOR THE WHILE OF MY LIFE AND HAHVUBG NO ONE HAVE THE HAIIR COOUT AS ME, OOR FAVE OR ANYTHUNG, SO IM ACTUAILY PANICKING TIGHT NOW SHHDHEJDJFKWOSIDIXIJDKDKDKDK

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[PT: VERY big tw for delusions. stpd culture is hearing a story about twins/triplets in a social experiment getting put into different classes of society and suddenly "WHAT. I MIGHT BE A TRIPLET IFHEHJWJDJDJEJ MY WHOLE WOOOOORLD IS CRASHING 717:7;£18&.&" because IT MAKES SENSE. I LOOK DIFFERENT TO MY WHOLE FAMILY, ALL MY FAMILY THEY ALWAYS SAY "yea we have no idea where you got your hair color from ??" LOOKING DIFFERENT TO MY FAMILY FOR THE WHOLE OF MY LIFE AND HAVING NO ONE HAVE THE HAIR COLOR AS ME, OR FACE OR ANYTHING, SO IM ACTUALLY PANICKING RIGHT NOW SHHDHEJDJFKWOSIDIXIJDKDKDKDK. end PT]

[tr1ck5]

I got questions!!

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

1- Oh my it was aaall the way back when Ocarina of Time came out, and I. was. obsessed. with this game. I was like 9? 10? I was already into gaming a lot but that game was my escape. When I completed the story I then set about absolutely 100%-ing everything, and even after that it still wasn't enough. I remember I was looking at Zelda websites on the family computer, trying to search for stuff I didn't already know about the game, when I stumbled upon a 'fan-fiction' tab. Started reading one, didn't understand, was this official? No way. And then, oh, oh okay, people were writing what they thought would happen next, if the game hadn't ended!

Big revelation moment lmao. That was when I started carrying a notebook everywhere I went, taking notes, writing chapters by hand etc. A whole new wooooorld!

2- It's honestly hard because any type of comment makes my day! 🥺from the lengthy analysis ones to the iconic keyboard smash lmao so hmmm... I'd say it tickles me pink when I receive comments that are a little unhinged 😂Like I can feel the reader's excitement through the words hahaha

3- Oooh that is evil AND a great way to get me to write and stop procrastinating actually! 😆

''Rinoa practically flung herself off of Squall and the bed, scrambling drunkenly towards the bathroom, a string of 'no no no no no' escaping her lips. Squall only had a couple of seconds of utter confusion before his brain registered the unmistakable sounds of earlier bad decisions, echoing in the toilet bowl.''

😂😂 oh no.

4- What immediately popped up in my mind was 'a lack of formatting' lmao!! There are a few things like specific tropes or POVs that I'm not super fond of in fics as a matter of personal taste but will power through if the fic is interesting... but if I open a fic and am greeted with a giant wall of text I'm noping the fuck out of there. 😂

Thank you for the ask!! <3

[konoa-t]

was surfing the wooooorld wiiiide weeeeebbbbb and i think i found the posts you saw that got you nervous about ao3. rest assured, i wouldn't worry about them. while their intentions are good, a lot of them are made by self-proclaimed hatebloggers that create discourse for fun and i would not trust. in good faith.

uhhhh i typed up a post on this but then i realized i was too coward to post it so. i am SO sorry for what i am about to paste here.

"i recently realized that the recent ao3 donation drive marked the return of a whole bunch of discourse. i usually wouldn't say anything about it, especially since this has been a thing for years, but i noticed that one of my mutuals was confused about the subject and thus decided to type up a little something, especially since a few of the people i've seen saying ao3 should die are hyper-purist hatebloggers that create discourse for fun and harass genuinely confused anons that come their way.

you are not a bad person for having an ao3 account or supporting ao3. for starters, nobody is making any money off you simply reading or posting fic.

as for donations, they're relatively public about what they do with the money they earn, and it's not going to anything particularly bad. there's always the possibility that you don't personally agree with them making a donation drive right now or don't want to support their policies, which is fair. you can always choose not to donate. that doesn't mean you should harass people who did donate to this mostly inoffensive thing, or worse, people that didn't even donate and simply enjoy reading/writing fanfiction on the site.

yeah, there's a bunch of really nasty stuff on there that probably shouldn't be. it's really bad. but i don't think moderation is as easy as you're making it out to be. for starters, do you realize how incredibly small the team moderating this site is? how overwhelmed these incredibly puny servers would be by something like this? and that's not even addressing the fact that morality in fiction is completely subjective. i personally have things i consider right and wrong, but my "right and wrong" probably differ from yours. reaching a consensus on what is "right and wrong" on ao3 is basically impossible, even with what the most fervent of ao3 haters envision as "perfect" moderation. that's not to say that something shouldn't be done about the genuine moderation problems the site has, but this simply isn't it. it's ok not to agree with some of the things the site does and it's ok to hate some of the works on it. but it's not great to claim that people who support ao3 are horrible and automatically support horrible content."

Hey thanks for this! /pos

I don't know why people are so keen on creating problems. It's one thing to warn others about unsavory material (and to discourage users from engaging with it), but it's a whole other thing to throw the baby out with the bathwater and say the site, as well as every user on it, is problematic. Moral crusades are NOT the answer. Also I didn't think that there was anything inherently bad with Ao3, which is why it confused me so much. I just thought it was a cool place to post fanfics tbh. Glad to see it's not something to worry about!

[silkchifffon]

I MET YOU AT THE WRONG TIME DIDN'T WANNA SEE

I WAS BUSY WITH THE STARS YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE I DON'T KNOW BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH

I MADE YOU MY WHOLE WOOOOORLD

[trout-scout]

For the ask game: 🍫 Cheese or chocolate? ☕ Coffee or tea?🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

wahoo!!

🍫 chocolate~~ Nothing against cheese but chocolate is simply sublime. There's this icelandic milk chocolate I had once that I can't find anymore that had a slightly gamey taste, if that makes sense, as if from raw milk, and it made the whole flavor so complex and interesting. Not super sweet. Man I miss that chocolate

☕ I am the biggest tea snob in the wooooorld and I take strong black tea with milk and no sugar. hot take: twinings is absolute trash & the cheapest box of pg tips is worlds better. I really like Barrys tea (very strong) and fortnum & mason irish breakfast (don't judge me I said I was a snob)

🦖 the magnificent megaloceros or irish elk (art is a fav by James Gurney). Really I just love gigantic horned mammals. they’re all my fav. another hot take but I tend to like ice age creatures the most. 

Runner ups are the magnificent mosasaur, the magnificent mammoth, the magnificent quetzalcoatlus, and the magnificent spinosaurus, especially if it was a swimmer like has been recently posited

[ryugamugenandcrew]

"Oh, look! Now the whole world will see their favorite little alien get vaporized before they submit to MY RULE." Says the invading monstrous otherworlder.

I start to cackle like a hyena upon feeling my strength multiply by several orders of magnitude. I stand up from being previously forced onto all fours by my opponent's previous attack and I wipe my glowing blue blood from my snout and I easily transition back into my fighting stance. "As the Japanese would say: Sore wa chigau zo[You've got that wrong]! You just made the biggest mistake possible to make when you got the entire planet focused on me. In case you forgot, the more entities that are looking at me, the stronger I get. Your strength may be a fixed point, but mine has just grown massively just now. The whole world wants you gone, and there's only one being who can REALxEYES/Realize that, and IT'S ME! Time to return you to Nothingness!" I casually knock the invader's energy attack away, towards an approaching meteor, which gets evaporated out in space, I then ready a singular punch. "Full Attention Hissatsu[Finisher/Certain-kill]: ZEN-SEIKAIIIIII[ALL-WOOOOORLD]... SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!" I move too fast for my opponent to be able to react, and my navy fur-covered fist makes contact with their chest, the overwhelming power of the entire planet flowing in as it also lets me launch them sky high. While the invader is suffering the knockback, I briefly feel all of that power leave me as the cameras temporarily follow the soon-to-be obliterated monster before the various channels switch to cameras that have both me and the hostile entity in frame.

"Everyone, in your respective main languages or all together in English if you want to, Let's count this fool down. Ready? Three! ... Two! ... One! Ka-Kriffing-BOOOOM!!!" And the moment the whole world and I pronounce the "boom", the invader explodes like a firework, becoming nothing more than ultra fine carbon and other trace elements. I then bow respectfully to the cameras and any civilians who are in the area. "I'm grateful that everyone helped me out with protecting this beautiful planet! I couldn't have done it without you! All of you! Thank you! I, Tendō Zaikō the XERO, will continue protecting this world as long as I'm needed!"

Your power is simple, people looking at you make you exponentially stronger. Today you find yourself on international news fighting a villain.

[jeju-tangerine]

emily my sweet you did so well 😭 she was my girl throughout the whole doc.. they did her dirtyyyyyyy im sorry honey.. you are so talented and hardworking you deserve the wooooorld

[murfpersonalblog]

I think they can even do Memnoch for a season, but it would mostly be their version of it and starting from scratch with their idea of heaven/hell. Sort of like Daniel and even Louis feel like original characters because they're way more developed on the show. If they brought all the characters and explored their issues with existence, grief, religious guilt etc, it could bring them together, give them some closure and be a good way to wrap it up. But again, they would just use the main premise and basically write it from scratch, but it could be pretty epic and emotional. And some books they can skip (Blackwood Farm and Blood Canticle) or maybe even combine on one season (like Merrick and TVL, in the sense that they tell Lestat's story and bring Claudia's ghost, we can have Merrick, maybe a centric episode about her, but we don't need a whole season of that). Still, whatever they do, they will have to move the plot a lot, come up with stuff from later books, original stories etc because if they do one book a season (or two seasons) it will take forever and we won't even see Louis, Armand, Daniel and/or even Lestat himself since there are so many books that only one (barely) appears or even all of them are absent. So that should help them condense it on Rolin's plan of 7 or 8 seasons. Also, I think their last season must be something big and the should go out in style. It should be about the main characters, yes, but it should be their best one and the series finale should be their peak yk. So I believe TQOTD, Memnoch (with a lot of changes go elevate the plot) or maybe even the PL trilogy (I'm still reading it, but it seems to be pretty ambitious) for their final season would be better than Lestat just switching body with Raglan? At least with how it is told on the book, that doesn't feel like last season material for me. But I feel like they get better with almost every episode and often exceed my expectations, so I trust them. Carefully tho, because I've been disappointed with nearly perfect shows before, but I do trust them more than most. Anyway, apparently I wasn't following you after all of our chat, I thought I was, I'm sorry. D: followed now. 💗

Rolin swears he's so slick! He never mentions Merrick, but it's been so obvious since S1 that IWTV is all about Merrick--from Claudia's diaries, to Louis' suicide, to the Talamasca's presence/interference. I suspect he'll keep doing what he's been doing--cherry-picking bits from the books, stretching out some, shrinking others, moving things around, recontextualizing the books in his his timeline, etc.

Like, I hope he's serious about ghost!Claudia, but that also means he's putting bits of Merrick into TVL; to make Claudia haunt Lestat instead of Louis. It's really cool & exciting.

Same with Raglan James sniffing around Loumand, not Lestat. I PRAY that Louis doesn't become Raglan's target, but I also hope Louis replaces David in TotBT, so Loustat can adventure together.

Cuz I agree--ending the IWTV series with Raglan is frikkin lame. Especially if we get Akasha before that--it would be so anticlimactic, to have THEE Mother Of All Vamps, and then some silly rogue Talamascan gallivants around with Lestat's body, and they get it back and Lestat decides he loves being a vampire, The End. 🤦‍♀️ Rolin MUST keep going; WAY cooler stuff happens in the later books. Let's see some aliens, AMC! 👽 Go out of this wooooorld~!

Like, (I can't believe I'm saying this) I wouldn't even be mad at AMC doing Blood Canticle; if it was Loustat investigating the Taltos, instead of Lestat & Rowan. But a lot of THAT also depends on WTF they're doing with the Mayfair Witches show. I would actually be SHOCKED if they mention that Lasher even is a Taltos. They called him a "demon" in one of the episodes/Insiders, and I was like wtf? (God, the more I think about that show, the more I wish it had never been made.) So a Mayfair crossover might never even happen, which sucks. U_U Having Loustat in Blackwood Farm could be a much-needed way of integrating Merrick Mayfair into their lives; as book!Louis' only other canonical fledgling.

But I agree that it would be a real shame if Memnoch is skipped entirely--at least SOME of that needs to be addressed on the show; it's too important.

I bet Rolin will completely flip some of these books around in all kinds of fun ways; just to screw with us; cuz he KNOWS we know what's in the books, and he likes keeping us guessing as much as possible. These hiatuses are just BRUTAL though; IDK what will happen. U_U

What AMC NEEDS to adapt is AR's Wolf Gift series, so we can get some werewolves! I LOOOOOVE those books!)

And LOLOLOL, no worries about the follow! 😂❤️

[spiderwarden]

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WOOOOORLD 🎉🥳🍾🍾🥳🥳🎉🎉🥳🎊🎊👯👯👯

YOU ARE A NERD. AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS MY DARLING!!! THANK YOU!!!! I LOVE YOU TO THE SUN AND BACK AND THEN SOME!!! AAAHHHHHH!

[daddynattt]

Woah, if it isn't the best anon in the wooooorld?!?!?! (jk)

I come to tell you this because I have no one else to talk about it :((( My gf got her phone & laptop taken away and she never told me when she's gonna come back and it's been a week and my abandonment issues are crying 😭

I know I'm probably being dramatic because a week is like nothing but I always feel so lonely when she's not around :((

-🍷

haha hey

awww rip that’s actually pretty shit. cause if i couldn’t talk to them for a whole week that would suck ass tbh 😂 i miss them after just a few min but i hope your girl gets it back soon :( 🤞🏽 manifesting it for you

[hazelcallahan]

[rhv]

i found magic on a stick and it tastes p dang nice

[quantumlocked310]

I made a moodboard and gave it a real title! Weeeeee!!!

It’s also on AO3

@deans-ch-ch-cherrypie

This thought I just had:

Hvitserk uses his wife’s pregnancy as a reason to eat more than he already does because, “pregnancy cravings happen to the father too!”