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I need a scene of Tamlin and Lucien being a lil domestic with each other, laughing, drinking etc.
Then Rhysand strolls in, opening his mouth to go on about how much better the Night Court is and how Lucien is just going to rot in Spring.
But before he can get a damn word out of his mouth, Elain smashes a frying pan over his head, knocking him out. Gwyn then comes in and drags his unconscious body out the door and tosses him outside.
Tamlin, Lucien, Elain and Gwyn then laugh about it over drinks.
#then they have a foursome#help me#my babies#my two husbands and my two wives#all havin fun times together#i need#i want#acotar#pro tamlin#tamlin#lucien vanserra#pro lucien vanserra#elain archeron#pro elain archeron#gwyneth berdara#pro gwyneth berdara#anti rhysand#tamcien#gwynlain#pro tamcien#pro gwynlain
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i just know that aziraphale in the 60's was part of that circle of housewives that were losing it over spirk, i just fucking know it
#maybe she was even the one that started it#who knows#since we were supposed to have 60s fem presenting azicrow in season 2#also my angel in christ is a doctor who fan and there is like a... 99.9% chance of him liking star trek too#and that is real and canon and true... in my heart.#good omens#go2#good omens season two#good omens season 2#gomens#aziraphale#crowley#azicrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable wives#fem!aziraphale#fem!crowley#neil gaiman#terry pratchett#spock#kirk#spirk#star trek#st
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🌟1920s Ineffable Wives🌟
which version do you like better?
process video🍉
#I wonder how many historians these two met and got described as “close friends”#(yes I say that like the roommates vine)#don't ask me about the accuracy on century looks#that's not my major and I'm just a gay orz#ineffable wives#good omens#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley#judeshottoart#fem aziraphale#fem crowley#fem aziracrow#ineffable husbands
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omg yeah i’d love to hang out! unfortunately these are my thinking about good omens hours! yeah all of them. mmhm every single hour. no breaks. for the foreseeable future. yeah.
#FREE ME FROM THIS OBSESSION#I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE PATHETIC LOSERS#Neil babygirl I love you but good god stop making me cry pls#im already sad and gay enough I don’t need to vicariously relive my own divorce thru these dumbass elderich bitches#(‘divorce’ = that time when i was 19 and my best friend (whom I was madly in love with) just like. left)#:D#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable lovers#go2#ineffable wives#azicrow#neil gaiman#michael sheen#good omens brainrot#good omens season two#david tennant#good omens season 2#ineffable divorce#good omens spoilers#anthony j crowley#good omens tv
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ITS FINALLY DONE IM GONNA COLLAPSE
#adventure time#fionna and cake#petrigrof#simon petrikov#simon petrikov art#betty grof#good omens#crowley#azirafell#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable partners#ineffable wives#because in my eyes betty and simon are so gnc let’s be fr#anyways this au is gonna destroy me#i’m working on refs for them both and also two more for whoever’s gonna be nina and maggie#wink wink
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Some very fancy ladies
I'm studying victorian fashion for a commission and what better use for my knowledge than to draw the ineffable wives in 1820's attire
Regency fashion my beloved nothing beats a really high waisted dress and some puffy sleeves
#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable wives#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#azicrow#1820s#victorian fashion#i tried to make the design historically accurate but also interesting#theyre both wearing fancy yellow feathers#two birds of a feather one might say#two birds on a wire one might even suggest#umbrellas just in case they find themselfs under a sudden rainstorm and have to look each other in the eyes#my art
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Happy Valentine's Day ya gays
#art#fanart#my art#gay#myart#aziracrow#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#ineffable idiots#ineffable lovers#innefable wives#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#Antonia Crowley#good omens season two#good omens fanart#good omens#good omens season 2#azirowley#valentines day#happy valentines#happy valentine's day#crowley#anthony janthony crowley#lesbians#lesbianart#sapphic#fem crowley#fem aziraphale#fem aziracrow
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if you go back and look at The Scene in e6 , when crowley says “ you idiot , we could have been us “ aziraphale turns away from him . now , i have an evaluation for this ( because of course i do ) . aziraphale physically turns away from crowley twice that we see ( i’m pretty sure ) . once , by the duck pond when crowley requests the holy water . and the second time in the bentley when aziraphale told crowley he goes too fast . so i think the subtlety of aziraphale turning away a third time is a BIG prompter for crowley to kiss him in the first place . because he’s seen this film before ( and he didn’t like the ending ) . maybe , just maybe if he actually does something this time things could be different .
#this is how you know i’m a film student because i analyze the fuck out of everything#michael sheen : * makes a random acting choice *#me vibrating at a speed that could shatter glass : I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS#anyways#these two break my heart so bad#azicrow#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#good ineffable omens#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable partners#ineffable spouses#ineffable idiots#ineffable wives#ineffable lovers#ineffable fandom#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#michael sheen#david tennant#neil gaiman#lgbt#lgbtq
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god bless selfshippers or yumeshippers or whatever you like you make me very happy to be alive with you
#twinkie talks#I WISH I DID THAT. i mean i am but to a smaller degree#i love all of you & your wives & husbands & partners no matter how grody they are or if they're from some obscure weird show#i saw someone selfshipping with uhhhhh....#I DON'T REMEMBER on twitter i think it was a show i NEVER would have thought people would enjoy en mass#let alone have any selfships regarding but god bless i love you#i love you ALL may you thrive#i'll be in the back having a smoke with my two husbands if you need me
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the angel and the serpent — pastel on paper
#incredibly rusty with oil pastels. youre gonna have to bear with me here#anyway happy pride to my two favorite ineffable lesbians!!!!!#good omens#good omens art#nsft#good omens fanart#ineffable wives#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#🐛
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FAMILY TITLES AMONG THE HILL TRIBES
(ft. various linguistic notes and tangents)
In-universe Brakul’s self-given title of ‘Red-Dog’ is Brakul 'ne-Dainh' in his native language (Bict-Urbinnas dialect of the Highland language group) and Brakul 'Chin-Reyla' in Wardi. Ne-Dainh/Chin-Reyla is not something he treats as or considers an actual surname or identity, just a self-styled nickname. He already has a title.
Family names/surnames are not a native practice among the Hill Tribes (though some clans or individual families have adopted this practice), and all traditionally use titles that designate immediate ancestry, clan and tribe. These full titles are officially given when one comes of age and are spoken aloud in ceremony (with the entire direct male and female lines listed by name, with most traditions expecting 12 generations of each being named).
The function is to cement one’s sense of place in the world, and their place in a direct ancestral line, which puts the person under the full watch and guidance of their ancestors. It's also a critical method of recording lineage- the long held practice of each person memorizing at least 24 total direct ancestors allows for very long, largely accurate records of family history to be kept, with some people able to trace their ancestry all the way back to initial settlement of the Highlands (or even beyond).
Brakul’s full title is:
“Brakul virsum Kuligan et Borunil an Briyonis ne-Taig an Bict-Urbinnas”
Which dead literally translates to “Brakul son of Kuligan and Borunil of the Foothills (of) Red-Cattle, of the North (Urbin/Erubin) River Valley” but has a much richer meaning in the original language.
"BRAKUL VIRSUM KULIGAN ET BORUNIL"
The actual meaning here is closer to ‘Brakul, son of Kuligan and his father’s fathers, and Borunil and her mother’s mothers’.
“Virsum” means ‘child (son/daughter) of’ (the gender is contextual), but implies the person’s status as a descendant of a full male and female line of ancestors. A different word is used if you’re just saying ‘I’m so and so’s son”. The title describes him as a son of his father Kuligan and of Kuligan’s male line, and of his mother Borunil and Borunil's female line.
All ancestors (within this particular system of kinship, divided into one direct male line from the father and one direct female line from the mother, and not including husbands from the female line or wives from the male line) are invoked and credited with the word ‘virsum’. Speaking it as part of the personal title is part of the routine and necessary honoring of one’s ancestors, who watch over their descendants from the afterlife and can temporarily return to the land to guide and protect (and sometimes punish, or teach sharp lessons to) the living.
"AN BRIYONIS NE-TAIG"
The actual meaning here would be understood as ‘clan/people of the foothills where cattle are lit red by the setting sun'.
‘Briyonis’ is the word for ‘foothill’, citing his clan’s specific location being the foothills that form the slopes of the north Urbin river valley. He is of a lesser clan within the powerful North Urbin River tribe. His clan benefits from close affiliation to their more powerful ruling clans located directly in the river valley, which grants them access to a greater variety of cultivated foods, but their actual position in the foothills still renders them predominantly reliant on cattle for subsistence. Clan names referencing cattle or horses are very common, given their frequent centrality to life.
The ‘ne-Taig’ literally means ‘red cattle’, but the ‘ne’ color word for red specifically invokes shades of red seen in and cast by a rising/setting sun. This red cast is culturally regarded as a unique beauty and evocative (and part of the name) of the solar god Hraighne. The foothills his clan is physically located on are a vantage point from which the western horizon is not fully obscured by mountains, and they experience very striking sunsets and are directly touched by the light. This is fairly unique to this location, and is invoked in the clan name and identity. ‘Ne-Taig’ here suggests a visual of grazing cattle illuminated red by the sun as it crosses the horizon.
‘Ne-Dainh’ carries the same implication, a dog illuminated red by setting sunlight. The Wardi language does not have a comparable word for a sunlit red and ‘Chin-Reyla’ really does just mean ‘(orangeish) red dog’ (‘reyla’ is specific to orangey-red colors, which is the closest match he could get. There’s no way to impart the meaning of ‘sunlit-red dog’ in Wardi that is non-clunky enough to be appropriate for a name).
"AN BICT-URBINNAS"
‘an Bict-Urbinnas’ is fairly simple, Bict means ‘north’, and 'Urbin' is the name of the specific river that stems from a northern and eastern tributary. This river has a very ancient name (or a derivative of one) that predates settlement by the Hill Tribes, and its exact meaning is lost.
The root -(n)nas designates a river valley, but has strong implications of being an esteemed and bountiful place, rather than solely a literal geographical descriptor (as the river valleys are centers of power and trade in the highlands). It may be a loanword from the Wardi language family, as its usage is VERY similar in form and function to the Wardi -(n)nos, which also suggests a place of esteem and bounty (more specifically having connotations of a kingdom).
’An’ literally means ‘of’, but in the specific sense of describing the place and identity of a collection of people. ‘an Bict Urbinnas’ would be understood in speech as ‘of the north Urbin River Valley (people)’. The clans historically settled in and around the valley of the North Urbin River form the totality of the Bict-Urbinnas tribe.
The ‘Urbin’ word predates the contemporary Wardi name ‘Erubin’ for the river, the latter of which invokes the semi-mythological founding figure Erub, who himself was of a Wardi tribe located downriver to the south of the Highlands. The real historically extant ‘Erub’ was most likely named Urub after the river, with his cited name shifting over the centuries in folklore, and the Wardi name for the river shifting with it.
‘Erubin’ as a corruption of ‘Urbin’ functions very well in Wardi language due to ‘-bi/bin’ denoting something as a ‘gift’, usually in a more metaphorical sense. ‘Erubin’ is understood as meaning ‘(The river that is) Erub’s gift’, and the Erubin/Urbin river is a key tributary to the much larger Black river, one of the key rivers that feeds the region's wetter and more fertile west. This 'gift' meaning also occurs in the name of the southeastern Imperial Wardi city-state Erubinnos, which is understood as meaning ’((The kingdom that is) Erub’s gift’. He is considered to have conquered and taken the land (from the core city's actual founders, the Wogan people) and established a kingdom there in the early days of warring Wardi tribal monarchies.
#Just dropping this randomly because it's a pretty complete lore dump in my notes app#Family names are a big fucking deal in the Wardi cultural sphere and not having one is associated with being a bastard or otherwise#displaced or unwanted. If pressed Brakul either fully lies and says 'ne-Dainh' (which will just come off as 'oh it's some foreign name')#Or lists his actual title (not a family name but equally important). Sometimes listing all 24 generations if he's particularly annoyed.#It's only strictly necessary to memorize 12 ancestors in each line but it's considered good practice to be able#to cite associated non-direct ancestor husbands/wives/siblings/etc. That's where the tattoos as a mnemonic device comes in#It's easy to memorize 24 ancestors but very difficult to memorize 24 ancestors and at least some of their family members#And remembering and honoring the dead by name is of great importance- both puts you under the protection of more#ancestors (including non-direct ones) and ensures the dead's status in the afterlife is secure (it's believed that fully forgotten#dead leave the celestial fields and can no longer directly intercede with the living- though with some additional nuances to what#constitutes being fully forgotten)#Venerating and remembering the dead is a huge focus of cultural practice and additional methods are used to safeguard#ancestors (and other honored dead without descendants) whose names have been forgotten. There's one yearly holiday focused entirely on#the nameless dead where they are invoked and honored via little straw dolls that are burnt in bonfires high in the mountains so the#smoke is sent up to the Fields. It takes weeks of preparation and tens (maybe hundreds idk I'm bad with scale) of thousands of#dolls will be made each year across the Highlands for this purpose. Honoring them with effigy even without name is usually#considered enough to safeguard their afterlife for at least another year.#Also yeah kinship systems among the Hill Tribes (and very similarly among the Finns) follow a male line/female line system#Only father's father's fathers (...) and mother's mother's mothers (...) are considered direct ancestors (though all four grandparents#are sometimes honored as ancestors even if only two are considered DIRECT ancestral kin- this tradition varies)#Inheritance systems are somewhat matrilineal given that a wife is considered the owner and arbiter of property and a husband is#its protector and active manager. If a man and woman from different clans (or tribes) marry any children will be considered to be of#the clan/tribe of whichever spouse does NOT relocate in marriage.#Whether the husband moves in with the wife or the wife moves in with the husband is dependent on an arbitration process#and the husband (and his family) being able to provide a bride price (which is somewhat of a payment for the land/property#the wife's mother will be passing down to the new husband's management should he move in- and displays his ability to care#for and provide valued assets. A man who can provide a bride price tends to receive greater respect)#This is most commonly going to be livestock (and almost ubiquitously includes a single cattle to be butchered for the wedding feast)#But can include other valuables or assets like land or grain/seeds or etc. There is no intra-Highlands monetary system and the internal#economy is built on trade. So Imperial Wardi currency is mostly useless but is sometimes given in marriages between clans with strong
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I can’t draw, but if I could, I’d draw fem Aziraphale and fem Crowley dressed as Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog because I think they would serve.
#aziracrow#good omens#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#ineffable wives#ineffable partners#aziraphale x crowley#aziraphale#crowley#the muppets#kermit the frog#miss piggy#two of my fav special interests 💖
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“The constant mention of my genitals is starting to concern me, Captain Saavedra,” Tech smarted back as he put his data pad down, his hands on his chair, and leaned right back into Toivo’s face, “It almost seems as if you have been thinking about them since you walked into my office.”
-Tech, 'Of Void and Chaos, Part 6' To Guard Against Titans
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The ultimate weapon against Toxic Masculinity is Neurodiverse Honesty. Brag all you want, you won't impress the unimpressed.
And Officer Goggles here absolutely knocks it out of the park in this chapter. Seriously, if you need Tech annihilating arrogant jerks verbally, strap in.
Oh, lest I forget, the blond jackass to the right?
Meet Commander Toivo Saavedra, patriotic Belter, smuggler, womanizer, OPA terrorist, pilot, and Overall Asshole. He's going to be a thorn in the side of both the Rocinante crew and Clone Force 99.
Read more here: To Guard Against Titans - Chapter 7 - Mightymeatmuffin - Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
#tbb#the bad batch#cloneforce99#thebadbatch#the expanse#theexpanse#belter#fanfiction#star wars#starwarsfanfiction#star wars crossover#tbb tech#star wars art#oc character#oc villain#belter oc#clone force 99#the bad batch spoilers#sorry season 3 it's not here#my art#my artwork#i love bearded tech#and toivo is based off of two of my psycho exs#seriously lance was in jail and adam had 2 ex wives by 30#my irl tech husband is not impressed#brides of tech
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Anne Carson // unknown (pls lmk) // also unknown (I’m so sorry)
thinking ab the Starmaker again,,, (this is your fault, @actual-changeling)
#fuck you Alex#this is your fault with your lovely amazing fic that gave me the brainworms#it’s two am are you happy???#okay goodnight hehe#sorry for the shitty edits my Brian is tired#ineffable husbands#crowley#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#aziracrow#go2#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#gomens#gomens 2#Anne Carson#the Starmaker#angel!crowley#no nightingales#final fifteen#good omens poetry#David tennant#Michael sheen#aziraphale x Crowley#Crowley x aziraphale#on childhood trauma#on grief
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I live for them
#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens season two#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#ineffable wives#artist#beginner artist#im stupid#good omens art#fanart#art#artwork#good omens fanart#please don’t steal#online art#artists on tumblr#original art#character art#digital art#my art#digital artist#queer artist#micheal sheen#david tennant#crowley x aziraphale#crowley good omens
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While I’m waiting on the poll to finish up I decided to draw the Ineffable Wives :]
#i’m still crying over season two 😭😭#good omens au#genderbend#my au#my art#my designs#ineffable husbands#ineffable wives#anthony j crowley#anthony crowley#crowley good omens#aziraphale#aziraphale good omens#aziracrow#lesibian#happy pride month#pride month#happy pride 🌈#white background
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