#my ten year old babies
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To be so fucking real, rewatching Gravity Falls as an adult can be so infuriating. I'm sorry Ford and Dipper, but Stan REBUILT THAT PORTAL ALONE, STOP CALLING HIM STUPID EVERY FIVE SECONDS. It urks me so incredibly much in Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons that they both gang up on this man who cares so much and loves his family so much that he worked on a problem for 30 years.
Ford is smart, yes, but he didn't even get back on his own in that time. Stan had remnants of the original plan, no way to find out who "F" was, and no one to talk to about this thing. He got the supplies and some of the info probably in his own conman ways, but that isn't an illegitimate way when the end result is still what he wanted. Ford had someone who was objectively more intelligent than he was to help him build the thing in the first place.
Stan has his flaws, of course. He's stubborn, he's a liar, he's a fool, but he is not foolish! He did not fall for Bill's shit. Ford has all the smarts in the world and is still a total dumbass the moment someone strokes his ego. He betrays McGucket, he falls for Bill's tricks, he puts Dipper and the rest of his family in harm's way, and he betrays STANLEY who was there for him since the beginning because he made a mistake.
Justice for Stanley Pines!!!
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#gravity falls stanley#cartoon#is this a show that is over ten years old? yes. am i still mad for my old man baby girl? also yes!!#stanley pines is smart
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finally reading Renegades and every Nova chapter is just her being so unbelievably traumatized and badly adjusted and starved of human connection and plotting the destruction of everyone around her. and then every Adrian chapter is like “wow. Nova is so cool. i hope she likes my superhero suit. i’m gonna draw something for her <3 <3 <3”
#shush sam#it’s cracking me up#miss girl is like if i was braver at 6 years old i could’ve saved my family and i carry that weight ten years later#and that is so normal of me. everyone should think like this#baby that is not normal!! get some help queen!!#renegades#marissa meyer#nova artino#adrian everhart
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1) I’m giving this boy longer hair in his animated 2 year time skip, 2) I knew my instinct with swapping him from zeo red to hellion blue was on the money. Look at that lovely navy in his coat 💕💕 3) boy you are not slick, look at that knowing look from Grandma Kat. Kid seems to be trying to keep it on the downlow but I can’t tell if that’s from his grandparents and parents or just the brother. 4)
And here we have our own version of Supernatural’s Sam Old Man Wig lol. You can see the brown side burns I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#but even his old man version has short hair#given the grandkids are at least ten years apart (I’m guessing this one is 16 or 17 and baby brother is at least six or seven)#it feels pretty right for my story that they’re half brothers#seriously I kinda wonder what a ZEO would look like with the grandkids#I’m not exploring it but I’m curious as hell#at the very least for mr not slick here#given the invention of Apple Watches he actually has plausible deniability#which is actually pretty fun and cool lol#also also; it’s snowing pretty heavily on this particular Christmas#I’ll change it to anything that makes the most sense#I just like the idea it’s not the area it’s just the rangers so wherever they go#becomes the monster and alien capitol of the world#it also scares the shit out of me thinking about Drakkon encountering this Tommy#he’s an old man#Drakkon’s got to contend with the grandson#did he???#was one of the zeo rangers this kid?
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we know binghe and sqq still consider binghe to be a disciple of qing jing, but is that recognized by anyone else? I imagine it's pretty awkward with anyone who was around for, y'know, the entirety of books two and three, but ning yingying still tells him to call her shijie so that's gotta count for something. basically I'm asking this because I'm wondering if new disciples were brought onto the peak, whether they'd call him shixiong
#this thought is brought to you by thinking about that post that's like#'every cultivation sect needs an evil shixiong'#the other option is that new baby disciples clock that he's married to their new shizun#and theyre like ah. shiniang.#binghe immediately has to excuse himself to burst into happy tears#im just imagining some random ten year old gets accepted onto qing jing#they don't know any of the cultivation world gossip and all of that shit happened when they were single digits#and maybe theyre learning about demons or something in class and they learn about the demon emperor#and theyre like oh? who's that?#and someone's like you didnt know? it's luo binghe#and the kid is like. you mean my fucking shixiong? you mean shizun's wife??#last i saw him he was delivering handmade sweets to shizun during his lecture this morning.#i've been here six months and i've seen him cry on seven different occasions. no way he's the emperor
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Ten years ago, a little baby loptrcoptr (then under the username daysoffuturepasta), freshly in love with Norse mythology, decided to make a few Norse-myth-meme valentines. I did seven rounds of these things (technically 6 and 1/2) for a total of seven years and I had a lot of fun. Even made some for my grad department to put around the place, and once shoved them into friends’ pockets on a night out to see how long it took them to find each one.
Now, in honor of the tenth anniversary of these trashy little things, have one more!
(Also totally message me to tell me which ones were your faves!)
#I think old Norse Loki and the birds say you’re hot and skirnir’s one… and mimir yeah. those are my faves.#and for any of you about to come up in here like ‘Ellis ragnarok isn’t the end of all things per se you should-‘ I know I know let me live#Norse mythology valentines#ten fucking years oh my god?? I had thought maybe nine but not ten#in my head I didn’t get in the Norse nerd path until I was like 23 but this means I was 21#21!! just a baby. goddamn that feels like ages ago#happy Valentine’s Day (a few hours early here but whatever!)
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I’m genuinely shocked as to the reason why most people dislike Remadora is the AGE-GAP?? Like huh?? Why do they act like it’s a 50+ year age gap between this childish teenage girl and some grandpa… it’s like only 13 years between two consenting adults (who love each other very much btw)
#it’s fine if u don’t like remadora or the age gap#but like if you think that’s a GENUINE problem for the ship I’m just… speechless#age gaps aren’t the end of the world people#my parents have a like ten year age gap there’s nothing wrong w it😭😭#tonks was like 23 when she got w Remus…#it’s not OLD but like she also isn’t infantile baby age.#she’s definitely mature enough ufff#remadora
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I know we were just talking about this, but one of my brothers was just visiting us with his kids, and so I feel the need to reiterate that not only is the toddler nephew who lives near us the cutest in the whole world, but EVERY ONE of my farther-away brother's five little ones is ALSO the cutest in the whole world. Baffling, truly.
#his oldest has sparkles in her eyes and so many ideas#the next down has a laugh that squeezes her eyes ENTIRELY shut and would request 'pway wif me' at very frequent intervals#their first toddler brother is a solid little bear cub of a boy and the next one down is a contemplative little gnome#their toddler cousin who lives nearby is just CHERUBIC. he is so blond and bright-eyed and smiley toward people#and the Smallest Baby is just starting to crawl and obviously she's adorable#AND this isn't even mentioning my ten-year-old niece who also came over to see them!#who is obviously in a different age category but is also a joy and a delight#and constantly striving to win the world's silliest person award
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I activated the [Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint] right away. And then, bore witness to a message I had never seen before. [Applicable individual is a 'Character' from a worldview you are not familiar with.] …A 'Character' from a worldview I wasn't familiar with? Almost at the same time, bright light suddenly shone out from the naked man's eyes. [Someone is activating a power not registered with the system!] Circular disks were vigorously spinning above his retinas. [An existence of another dimension is spying on your true nature!] [Warning! This power cannot be fully blocked by 'The Fourth Wall'!]
What???
Now we have whole entire different universes showing up? With their own absolute beings???
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Wait.
Could it be...?
I gotta go check something.
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I freaking knew it!
Oh man, first Dokja asks if there are unseen readers out there reading his story and now he literally encounters the main character of another novel from our world.
We are really straining the Fourth Wall here.
...The Fourth Wall that didn't answer about the readers and didn't answer when Dokja asked if they'd run into Jae-Hwan again...
#ohhhhhh boy here we go#lmfao I do love though that dokja finally asks how hold yjh is#really really really old my dude#tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands#(at least if you count Secretive Plotter's lifetime as part of his)#if nothing else he's a few thousand with probably 1-5 years in each regression plus his special training he did outside of time#...and you are like 90 if we count the 60+ years you just spent in the 0th turn (assuming that time flowed one to one for dokja)#talk about an age gap relationship for joongdok#granted even hankim was age gap after she spent all those years in that reincarnation world...#lmfao dokja was practically a BABY compared to some of his companions by the end#orv#orv spoilers#orv liveblog#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv epilogue spoilers#orv novel chapter 528#kdj#the fourth wall#twatf
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birthday boy 🎂❤️
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ORV SPOILERS‼️‼️
NOBODY TALK TO ME
#THEYRE ONLY TEN YEARS OLD#DOKJA HOW COULD YOU#POOR BABIES#MAKIN UR OWN CHILDREN KILL YOU IS NOT VERY FATHER LIKE OF YOU SIR#btw gilyoung is like my favourite character it hurts me whenever he gets sad#orv#orv spoilers#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv gilyoung#lee gilyoung#shin yoosung#orv yoosung#kim dokja
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another night spent crying over my dog because i love him so much and he is getting old
#and he’s like. fine. but also#in the last year has noticeably gotten old#and right now he’s coned and probably has a skin infection and so he just looks#extra sad and frail and i’m so sad!!!! :( he’s my baby boy :(#i keep telling myself that his vet says he doesn’t look a day over ten#but i’ve never had a dog before so idk what that means
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While I'm at school have some pics of my smooth brained cat Chelsea
#cat#cats#silly pics online for free#my baby#she always looks grumpy that's her normal face#sleepy fat goober#they wakes up people at 8 at the morning to eat#she’s ten years old#but her face is still babyish#love her
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I've been reading Sandman and these bios were in the back of Season of Mists and I thought y'all would enjoy them.
#sandman#the sandman#neil gaiman#not actually good omens but I feel like people who like good omens would enjoy this#i mean GO is why I'm reading sandman#(they're very very good by the way)#sometimes it's really weird having been born in 2005#i am baby#these started coming out over thirty years ago when my parents were like ten years old#and this author is still regularly creating and putting out more stuff#the passage of time.#AND I WASN'T THERE FOR THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME#THAT GOES FOR EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING EVER#but it's sometimes super weird to me that I wasn't like. fully grown in the early 2000s.#and I wasn't even born in the 90s#it's not weird to me that I wasn't around much before that though because the majority of the people I interact with weren't quite grown or#alive at that point.#oh and I get the same feeling about living in the US#like what the hell am I doing here I'm an anthropology major#and at the same time I was only born in 2005 why am I going to college I should still be going to elementary school#good omens
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I've been listening to the final lair at least five times and crying over Christine feeling betrayed by Erik because she didn't love him but did feel like they could be friends and Erik's face when she said "tears of hate" and then because of the kiss that btw was not out of romantic feelings but out of empathy and pity and Christine singing all I ask of you to Erik but Raoul singing instead-
#that song brings a whole ass bucket of emotions in just ten minutes I promise#“the tears I might have shed fot your dark fate turn cold and turn to tears of hate” FUCKING SLAPS#Christine daae female rage appreciation#and no i don't give a shit about love never dies in my head that never happened#I remember when I was like five years old I would watch poto with my granny and cry because I felt so bad for Erik#baby boy baby#evil#poto#the phantom of the opera#erik poto#erik#christine daae#raoul de chagny
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???: "Something you want?"
A lone Zoroark seems to have been busy working away and has stopped for a quick break. It appears he has noticed you.
Why not inquire about his activities?
#pokemon#poke ask blog#pokeask#pokemon ask blog#pokemon oc#zoroark#??? Zoroark#ACT 1: These Old Bones#Arc 1: Athymy#Chapter 1: Ask No Questions and Hear No Lies#ask blog#ic#baby's first pokeask blog#hi hello i have finally joined the crew after like- 4 years LOL#so freeing having this up finally too#pay no mind to the change of the bg in the second panel vs the rest of them#i didnt plan out things at first and just decided to ditch the perfectionism in the end cuz#i was NOT redoing anything after spending collectively 40hrs between finalizing sketches and color + shading all ten panels#this post will be queued so it'll probably most likely go up while im at work#it'll be nice to read through any asks i may get on my break and when i get home :D#uhhh yeah i think thats it!#can't wait to see where this thing goes!#askbox is open so let's get this funky little story started!#intro post#pokemon ask#signal boosts are greatly appreciated#ask-my-memoir#vvq#Mr. Man
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Hi btw being trans does not automatically grant you supernatural understanding of all esoteric trans knowledge. You actually need to put effort into learning or put effort into keeping quiet about things that don't pertain to your specific experience
#my cishet brother has a better grasp of transgender theory than my transgender bisexual sister because he like... did some basic research#meanwhile my sister confidently told me 'oh youre nit trans youre neutral' the ither week and i almost slapped her#miss maam i am nonbinary and i have been out as some kind of trans for ten years i will politely ask you to shut up ONCE#also in no universe am i 'neutral' but even if i WAS by definition i would not be identifying wholly with my assigned sex#WHICH WOULD MAKE ME TRANSGENDER ANYWAY#apparently shes been portraying herself as the only trans in the family despite the fact that ive BEEN OUT FOR A DECADE#like ms maam when i came out you were TEN YEARS OLD. i taught you what transgender meant! i know for certain i taught you better#i DEFINITELY taught you better than to TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE#like okay i guess if youre not into research and history and you just wanna exist without having yo be an expert that is fine#but DO NOT present yourself as an expert. you are an expert in YOUR BODY and YOUR EXPERIENCES#like. shes got severe 'no one has ever done it like me. i am the weirdest girl at the party' syndrome#while also having the personality of an edgy piece of toast#i love her but i have. been very angry at her and i cant even say anything about it#like. baby girl you are a very generic case of autism and transgender and bisexuality. youre not the most random unique case#'how could you understand?!' meanwhile im sitting there wildly neuridivergent and transgender and i got eldest daughter/third parent trauma#like hmm yeah i wonder what id know about it. i wonder how i could possibly understand. i wonder how i could possibly offer relevant advice#i give up#shes a fucking edge lord and our mum feeds into it rather than being like 'some of your experiences are actually universal'#anyway rant over#my brother is an angel and i eould die for him. worlds best ally#he has never once misgendered me or made me feel weird about it. unlike some other siblings who demands i punch her if she gets it wrong#like... no? stop being weird about it youre making me more uncomfortable than using the wrong pronoun did#mums like that too 'oh i messed up hit me!' like no#how old are you?#grow up im not gonna hit you back why would hurting you make me feel better? does hurting people make you feel better?#cause that sounds like something you should see a licensed professional about. i dont care if its a therapist or a bartender#just do it away from me#rant#personal#delete later
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