#my sweet sweet Lucifer heheh

[anonymouscheeses]

Even more and more of obvious shit I point out because I want an excuse to rant while not interacting with actual people in real life who also like this show because I'm masking 😍💜💜

BARELY STARTED AND BRO. YOU JUST LET HER DO THAT TO YOU, ME PERSONALLY-

HE'S PETTING KEE-KEE I LOVE HIM SMM

HER HOOVES. I LOVE IT. NOT LIKE THAT, IM JUST A FURRY-

*grabs pen*

ANGRY CHARLIE FOR THE WIN. I LOVE WHEN THE HAPPY CHARACTER GETS ANGSTY (Cough. Luz. Cough).

The people writing fanfics where she gets FURIOUS. Omg. That was something I read. I LOVE MY FELLOW FANFIC WRITERS BUT OH MY- YALL REALLY HAD CHARLIE M A D.

"Uh-"

I love his reaction lmao look at his goofy face.

HER BOW BECAME HORNS (my "redesign" is now 100% worse)

SAD VAGGIE. THE BOW. DROOPY.

Oh and the angel dust fellow back there 🤯

I LOVE ROSIE SO MUCH HUH

Tall.

No explanation needed. <3

PLEASE HELP???

CUTIE PATOOTIE. I LOVE HER SM UGGHHH

CHARLIE HATES OLD PEOPLE COMFIRMED YAY 😍😍💅💅

Hot

That's it.

IN SYNC. I LOVE THIS SONG AND THE ENTIRE SCENE. WHY IS IT RANKED SO LOW WITH SOME OF YALL?? Okay well-

I thought this song was gonna be a Charlie and Vaggie duet- tbh I still preferred that BUT I LOVE CARMILLA SO I KINDA DONT CARE.

BUT I WAS ROBBED OF AN ACTUAL FULL CHAGGIE DUET (REPRISE DOESNT COUNT) IF H*SKERDUST GETS A FULL ONE WHY CAN'T CHAGGIE? *SOB* uhh anyway-

Is that. Like. How she thinks actually 😰

I know there's been a lot of the lack of Vaggie's self-worth, which I wish was explored into more. I just think the Vaggie(3rd) episode just wasn't needed at all if it didn't even have an impact. Don't get me started on that episode, it was rushed, too early to have character arcs already, and overall not needed or even should have existed periodt.

I hope they explore it next season because GOD this woman needs TO LOVE HERSELF. OR ATLEAST CARE ABOUT HERSELF LIKE????

SWEET MAMA PLEASE. TAKE ME IN YOUR WINGS AAAAAAAAA

Charlie, sharing is caring <3

Out of all the people I thought Charlie would vent to I didn't think it would be ROSIE. It's a nice surprise tho I love her <3

bisexuality.

That's it.

HE'S DANCING. ALASTOR IS DANCING. THEY ARE SLAYING BESTIES. THE MAN IS DANCING. HELP.

Season 2 is going to be Charlie in her villain era and Alastor's reputation era 😍

I LOVE VAGGIE'S FACE. PRECIOUS BABY UGHH... THEN THE WINGS REPLACE THE BOW AND DROOP UGGHH I HOPE IN SEASON 2 WE SEE MORE OF HER WINGS. OR CUT HER HAIR SHORT SO WE CAN HAVE IT ALL THE TIME. Also so Husk and Vaggie can bond over both having wings. Sorry I love their potential friendship so much. AND LUCIFER AND VAGGIE TOO!! BOTH BEING FALLEN ANGELS OMG. UGH THE POTENTIAL OF VAGGIE'S RELATIONSHIPS WITH NOT JUST CHARLIE ARE SO GOOD AND I HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF SEEING HER AS AN ACTUALLY MORE FLESHED OUT CHARACTER. I AM SCREAMING AAAAAAAA.

I can't say how much I love them. It's too much. I cant- yay the teaser image before the show came out <3 they are so fucking adorable. UGH SOME1 END ME

Charlie loves the wings hehehe. Vaggie looks nervous about it. It's probably a reminder to her about when she used to be an exterminator. The healing from everything will take a long time but hopefully Charlie will be there for her the entire time. And vice versa

Ayo- 😰

CHARLIE. T H E PRECIOUS BABY.

Uh next one tomorrow cuz yeah 🤯

[jyoongim]

HIHIHIH OMG ILYSMMM UR WOEK IS AMAZING!!!

SOOOOOO i have a few req idwas!!

idea 1: reader is lucifers s/o and finds out luci is cheating on them so for payback they hook up w alastor luci may or may not find out up to you!

idea 2: reader is alastors s/o and they are at readers parents house (theyre also in hell) and reader goes to ask their dad sum like "hey daddy..." and her dad and alastor both respond....

JUST A FEW IDEAS I HAD FOR AWHILE BTW IDK IF I DID THIS RIGHT THIS WAS MY FIRST REQ..

You did a wonderful job! Thank you for the request! i did the 2nd idea! I thought it was funny hehehe

Your parents had invited you and Alastor to Sunday dinner. Funny thing that the most church-loving couple ended up in Hell. They never broke tradition even down here.

“Ooh honey we are so happy you two could join us” Your mother chirped, beaming as you hand her the bouquet of flowers you had picked up and pulled you into a hug. 

“Its always a pleasure to get a chance to eat your fine cookin maam” Alastor smiled as his mother in law gave him a squeeze, letting y’all inside and heading towards the dining room.

Your mother talked about the latest gossip she had heard, hissing murderously at the mention of Susan joining her book club.

”Oh can you believe that hag? Just can’t let me have nothin”

“I told ya momma if she hate the woman so much why not just smoke ‘er, but nope she too sweet.” Your father’s deep brawl met your ears as you entered the living room.

He smiled at you, pulling you into a bear hug as he kissed your forehead “Ooh there’s my princess” he said affectionately making you giggle. He straightened up, turning to Alastor, he gave a smile

”Aaah how are you doing my boy? heard you were managing a fancy hotel! Me and the Mrs should come check y’all out sometimes.” 

They shook hands and you slipped away to help your mother get dinner.

And what a dinner indeed.

Dinner was filled with chatter as the two parties caught up with each other. 

Everything was wonderful.

“Daddy can you pass me the pitcher of lemonade please?” you asked as you realized you had a empty glass.

“Why of course”

”Sure thing”

two voices said, making you tense and look up with wide eyes.

Your father and Alastor were now looking at each other as both had reached out to grab the pitcher.

Alastor ears were perked as he gave your father a sharp smile, slowly retracting his hand as he chuckled.

Your father however had a frown on his face and his lips pulled into a snarl, eyes narrowing.

You wanted to be swallowed up by the floor.

Your father’s eyes cut to you, making your cheeks burn as you looked away, embarrassed.

“You wanna tell me why he responded to that? You know what i already have an inkling. Alastor meet me out back” your father growled standing up, making a move to grab his shotgun.

”There’s no need for that!” You whined, standing up to block your father from Alastor.

”Sir i assure you that isn’t half of what she calls me” the red demon chuckled darkly, making the older demon rush at him. 

Alastor disappeared in a shrew of shadows, taking you with him.

”Dinner was lovely as always Madam” he kissed your mother’s cheek, disappearing as the sound of a shot rang out.

”Well dinner was rather eventual” he smirked, you facepalmed

”i am never going home again. How will i face them again after that?” You whine. Alastor kissed your cheek

”Dear you’ve called me worst, I’m sure hell forget about it”

———————————————————————————-

“Um guys why is there a demon with a shotgun shouting outside the hotel?” Charlie asked.

You groaned, glaring at Alastor

[ruhorih4ra]

Hello fellas 🧙🏻‍♂️ long time no see... Heheh

Get out of my way: the new exchange student!

She was doomed from the beginning. Since the first time her body appeared in that grim room, surrounded by demons. Demons! The one and only Lucifer, fallen angel and king of hell. Except he wasn’t the King of Hell and instead of being an horrendous monster he was a good looking jerk with an old-fashioned uniform. At the time he was kind and respectful, but she knew it, when she saw the demon’s eyes, those eyes that spoke for themselves, she was sure that Lucifer knew.

She is extremely capable to do her job, so she remained calm. When Asmodeus touched her body and exclaimed with a very sweet and fake voice that she was beautiful and how he couldn’t help but want to feel her skin, she knew he was merely doing a security check. That implied that Asmodeus aka The Avatar of Lust, also knew her secret.

Initially, Beelzebub was left in charge of her, The Avatar of Gluttony and King of flies looking after a human? She did her best to remain unfazed by his stature and stern features, but really appreciated when Mammon stepped in and demanded to be in charge. That was until he pinched her forearm so bad she felt a drop of blood slide down her arm, “Don’t try anything funny, human.” So, The Avatar of Greed knew too.

She did a quick report. Real demons, all have different eccentric traits, some have functional wings, others have tails, all of them are taller than the average human. They have unusual features and seem to speak English fluently. All of them knew her now not-so-secret secret.

She tried to look for the famous exchange student, the human who had been kidnapped. Sc only saw you for a split second before her vision was blocked by the prince of the Devildom. “Welcome to the Devildom, Sc.” He smiled and it was so honest and open that he could have fooled her. “Thank you, Your Majesty.”

When Diavolo finally introduced you, she felt relieved. You seemed to be a nice, kind person. So she assumed her reports were correct and you had developed Stockholm syndrome after being captured for a whole year. “Nice to meet you, Mc.”

“Nice to meet you too, Sc. Don’t worry, you’ll have a good time here.” You replied, your eyes were kind and you seemed genuine. Sc felt sorry, she knew right there that you were the only one who wasn’t aware of her intentions.

However, that was the first and one of the few times she could actually talk with you. Sc knew they would try to avoid leaving the two alone, but they were more stubborn than she had thought, always putting you in opposite directions.

She had received a particularly harsh reprimand one day after “helping” you with council work. She wasn’t trying to be sly, but you offered her information for free so why not? Lucifer seemed furious, Sc didn’t know what made him angrier the fact that Mammon wasn’t there and thus you had been alone or the possibility of an information leak. Mammon arrived before she could say anything relevant, but Lucifer probably knew that already.

However, that day he offered a free waltz class. She accepted, what else could she have done? “I told you to stay away from them, human. I know who you are and your reasons to be here, don’t bring Mc into this.”

Sc didn’t lose her temper and kept smiling, dancing as well as an expert. “Why? Are you afraid of losing them?” She was so sure that Lucifer wouldn’t try anything while you were under the same roof that she let down her guard. “Is that a threat?” Lucifer asked, staying calm too, leading the dance with the same softness of his voice. “You brought them here without their consent, forcing them to coexist with you and your brothers.”

Lucifer raised an eyebrow and Sc took it as an invitation to continue. “You put them in danger and manipulated them to love you. That’s not love, that’s codependency.” Lucifer’s grip tightened, squeezing the new exchange student’s hand more and more. “I see you have been thinking about it quite a lot, human. You can think whatever suits you best as long as you stay away from Mc.”

“That’s enough, Lucifer.” Sc felt his hand being slowly crushed under an unstoppable force. “If you try to hurt them I’ll break every single one of your bones with my own hands.” Lucifer smiled and tilted his head. “Almost as good as a cursed record, don’t you think?” Sc couldn’t reply, the pain of having her hand completely crushed was too much, her skin was pale, if she didn’t fall was because Lucifer’s hold on her waist. Before she fainted, Sc took Lucifer from the shirt collar. “They’ll realize what kind of monster you are and we’ll leave together.”

She couldn’t remember a thing after that, she woke up in her bed with her hand completely fine. However, after that the brothers reinforced their security, there wasn’t a moment in which one of them was not watching her and thus she couldn’t get close to you. Always playing with Leviathan, reading with Satan, sleeping with the twins, shopping with Asmo. It was torture.

“Mc love this game.” “This is Mc’s favorite book.” “Don’t touch Mc’s pillow.” “I remember that time with Mc when…”

Why? Sc wanted to pull out her hair in desperation. Since she arrived her mission had been impossible, she couldn’t get any information of the Three-Legged Crow Group and their recent growth in the human world, Sc knows that the prince is closely related but that’s all.

Oh, but in comparison, she knows lots of things about Mc’s whole routine, what they like and dislike. They were like puppies wagging their tails at the mention of your name, no, maybe it would be better to call them worshipers. They didn’t act like demons, not unless they thought she was up to something against their beloved human.

That’s when she decided to take action. Her contacts told her about a certain creep in a local market that was always ready to offer solutions. She asked Beel to take her there with the excuse of wanting to know more about the devildom’s cuisine and then… Beelzebub had been glued to her the entire time.

Sc hadn't completely overcome her fear of Beelzebub, but she had to admit that looking the gigantic demon cry over pudding had been a great help. Still, Beelzebub is a demon capable of swallowing her within seconds if he wanted and that’s something she couldn’t ignore. “No turning back now, not without Mc.”

“My lord, do you know that I am a spy who was sent to the Devildom to gather information about Lord Diavolo?” Sc spoke in her best professional voice. As expected, Beelzebub face remained neutral, nodding slightly. “Lord Diavolo tried to kill a human, they were at an amusement park.”

“That human shot Belphie, Lord Diavolo showed mercy, I would have shown him my fangs.” Beelzebub said with a mouth full of fries. “Following that logic, Lord Belphegor killed Mc, right? what should we humans do?”

Beelzebub stopped, he didn't look angry or threatening, he looked embarrassed. “Mc didn't die.”

“They died, in a sense. You know that, right? Why are they still here? Are you threatening them? Why?” Sc stood in front of Beelzebub, her heart violently shaking her whole body. “Mc is nice and understanding, they forgave us. I don't know why and no, we're not threatening them.” Beelzebub had stopped eating, he stood in the middle of the busy sidewalk, earning curious glances from passing demons.

“Are they nice and understanding or they have to be? How much of their love is just well-masked fear, my lord?” The woman knew that Beelzebub had been an angel, when he speaks about you she can even see some of that light in the demon's eyes.

Beelzebub wasn't a fan of overthinking, although he was an expert on the matter. The fact is that he didn't have time to do it while you were in his arms, feeding him his favorite desserts or sitting on his back sharing your day while he did push-ups. He had wondered those things too, but he had pushed them to the far corner of his mind. What if Sc was correct? What if they weren't protecting you?

Beel felt the sudden need to see your face and so he turned around. “We should go back to the house of lamentation.” he didn't wait for Sc, just walked along the crowd with stiff steps and a gloomy face. “Mc can leave if they want, they're strong and capable. They even confronted Lucifer more than once, protecting Luke and me and... don't tell Lucifer I told you this.” He stopped, not many demons were around anymore, the stalls and enthusiasm of the market had disappeared. “They don't need us as much as we need them. It must look twisted from the outside but I don’t want them to leave.” The red-haired demon stopped as a certain question forced its way through all of his troublesome thoughts. “How do you know what Belphie did?”

Beelzebub turned to see Sc, but he just found an empty street, that and the horrible silence that settles before the painful realization that he had been fooled.

Sc was taught to be discreet and silent, her steps didn't make a sound, losing Beelzebub had been easy once the demon's mind had wandered far from there. It was only when she was in front of the shady place that she started questioning her plan. It didn't even look like a shop and, if that wasn't enough, it was quite far from the local market too.

But she entered nonetheless, the classic sound of a small bell ringing was heard when she opened the door and peeked inside. Two white eyes that resembled a pair of marbles and were the only perceptible thing in the dark room met her eyes and left a sensation that ran down her spine and shook her nerves.

She thought of backing off, but she saw Beelzebub looking for her and quickly stepped inside.

“I need something to neutralize demons.” She walked towards the pair of eyes that laughed with a quiet delight. “Now.” She held the demon's gaze and cursed when someone knocked at the main door. The demon put a bird cage on the table. “10,000 Grimm.”

“What the fuck is this?! Those idiots are at least 6’0 tall, this crap is the size of a rat!” Sc hissed but the bell rang again and her muscles acted on its own, taking the cage and leaving the Grimm.

“What are you doing? What is that?” She had never seen the avatar of gluttony so angry and threatening. “I need it for my classes.” Sc said with the last shred of will she had left, feeling a pang of shame when she heard her own voice sound like a little girl on the verge of crying. Beelzebub inspected the cage first and then the seller, trying to choose the best way to proceed. “Fine, but you'll show it to Lucifer later.”

Beel dragged her carelessly through the Devildom's streets. She could hardly hold the cage and follow the demon's footsteps, before she could even think in the possibility, the cage slipped from her hand and rolled open on the floor. “Wait, lord Beelzebub!”

Beel stopped and picked up the cage in less than a second, handing it to Sc and resuming his previous race, but Sc’s movements were even more clumsy than before as she couldn't stop looking at a little black cloud swirling around Beelzebub's head.

“My lord, you have something on your head.” Sc murmured, stopping Beelzebub again from his hasty walk. The demon just looked around, the murderous scowl that had formed on his face gave way to one of curiosity. “I don't see anything.” He gave Sc a look that meant he wouldn’t stop again and promptly turned around and once again took her wrist to continue walking.

Lucifer found nothing out of the ordinary with the cage, he merely raised an eyebrow and sighed in annoyance, “I suggest something bigger.” He said as his only comment. Eventually she thought that everything had been a scam, surely the seller had seen a good opportunity to fool her and that was the end of her little feat.

That was until your blood stained the House of Lamentation and she saw for the first time since her arrival the fear painfully painted on the faces of all the brothers, from the youngest to the oldest. They had rushed to your room while she stood there, looking stupidly at the dried blood as a lump formed in her throat.

Perversely, and much to her shame, she realized that for the very first time since she set foot in hell she was alone. Nobody was watching her, she could wander around with no one to stop her.

Finally, she could do her job.

So she remained silent, even when she saw two little demons bothering you at the dining table. She kept quiet, even when a little demon (who didn't look so little anymore) threw a book at her head when she tried to catch him. She didn't say a word, not even when you fought with Lucifer and left everyone feeling miserable.

She could remember Satan's madness, the raw emotion, the demon had radiated, drowning Sc in a sea of anxiety and fear. But even then she remained calm, because surely you would forgive them, surely you would forgive her too, right?

She didn't mutter a single word because it was working. She had been forgotten even by the prince and his terrifying butler. She convinced herself that this was for the best and that you would thank her once you were both in the human world.

However, that changed one night, when Mammon arrived to the library and roughly tied up her wrists. “How did you know I was here?!” Sc struggled in an attempt to free herself from the rope. “I have eyes everywhere.” Mammon winked at her and forced her to walk ahead of him. “Where are we going? Where is Mc?”

Mammon stopped, but his hands stopped Sc from turning around. “Why are you askin’, human?” Sc felt the pointy nails of the greed demon caressing her neck. “They seem off, I’m worried. That’s all.” And wasn’t that true after all? You were different, ever since the fight you have been more rude and violent. Even she has retreated behind Lucifer’s back when you pass by.

“Someone attacked them.” The avatar of greed’s voice was cold and composed. “Those idiots dared to hurt them.” Sc felt Mammon´s nail pressing on her neck, exactly on the carotid arteries. “Do you know something about it, witch?”

“No, I don’t. Are they oka-!” The young woman couldn’t say anything else as the demon pushed her to the floor. “Ya wanna know somethin’ human? Truth is Mc’s not a bad liar, ya know? They had lied to me looking straight to my face without batting an eye.” Sc’s groaned when Mammon took her by the hair and forced her to stay still while he spoke just inches away from her face. “It’s unfair, you see, because we are demons, I can hear your heart screaming the truth, it’s so loud it hurts my fuckin’ ears.”

“Please, I ddon’t knnow anything.” Sc said in short breaths. “Are they okay?” Sc asked again. Mammon tightened his grip on the woman’s hair before releasing her. “Yes they are. I’ll take you to the attic and you’ll stay there until Satan beats the truth out of you.”

Luckily, she wasn’t held hostage for long and nobody ripped the truth out of her, no wonder why. They looked miserable, awful, lost. Sc had found what had happened, from the attack and the fact that the attackers remained unknown, to your decision to stay in purgatory hall.

Every time she saw you, you were surrounded by little demons. No, they weren’t little anymore, they were real copycats of the brothers. They were your guardian demons, spinning around your head like nasty flies. She knew it was her fault, after all, they had appeared after she bought that cage.

At one point she had decided that the mission wasn’t as important as you and that she should do something but then again, things were much better now that the brothers weren’t there all the time but bloody hell, things were worse now that you were alone with those pests.

She got out of her classes to take a break and that’s when she saw you sitting alone at an old and almost crumbling table. She counted them, there were 6 demons already, one more than the last time.

Sc looked at her hands, only one report left and you could leave the devildom. She only needed a little more time, then she could save you and show the world the truth. Almost unconsciously, her eyes landed on you again, sleeping peacefully in that lonely place.

Part 22?

She swallowed hard before going back to her business. Not even 5 seconds passed when she heard a loud sound coming from the place you were at before, she ran as fast as possible but when she arrived you had disappeared and the table you were in was now reduced to a pile of rocks.

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[rius-cave]

Now, I couldn't help myself. Based on the Prison Au you just posted:

Adam sighed as he woke up. Having a bruised rib meant that he was staying in the Med Room for quite some time before he would be let back out. As much pain as he was in, Adam knew it could be worse.

"Finally, caught you alone." Adam had to force himself not to jump when he heard the familiar voice of Lucifer. He turned to see the short blonde man beside him, arms crossed. He didn't look happy. Shit. How did he not see him or hear him?! He shouldn't have fallen asleep!

He remembered all the times Lucifer had emphasized that Adam shouldn't put himself in a position where he could be hurt. And Adam...had disobeyed. Lucifer could be terrifying when he was angry.

"Wait, I was just—Angel Dust was being—" Adam stumbled through his words, trying to explain why he had to protect Anthony, or Angel Dust as he called himself, but Lucifer gave him a look and Adam immediately stopped talking.

"What you did was foolish. Honestly, what were expecting? Valentino has many inmates who work for him. You wouldn't have stood a chance." Adam waited for Lucifer to do something other than talk. Was he going to have his fill? Teach him not to disobey again?

"That being said, I'm proud of you." Adam blinked. What? He looked up to see Lucifer smiling softly at him. "You stood up for someone weaker. Why wouldn't I be proud of that?" Lucifer stepped forward, close enough that Adam could smell the mint on his breath. "Now let me reward you, baby."

Lucifer gently kissed him. It was nothing like the kisses he was used to. These weren't rough or punishing. These were soft and gentle. Caring. Adam moaned when Lucifer threaded his pale fingers through his brown hair, scraping lightly over his scalp.

Lucifer smiled warmly when they finally let go for air. "My good boy. You did so good." Adam moaned at the praise and Lucifer kissed him one last time before letting Adam go.

"Rest up. I won't do anything else until you are completely healed. No bruises."

"Hu?" Adam was still dazed, horny, and his dick hurt in his pants. Lucifer just chuckled. "Why don't you take care of your problem like a good boy for Daddy? Hm?" Adam blushed heavily as Lucifer left. It took Adam an embarrassingly long time for him to realize that no medical staff or guards were in the room while Lucifer was here...

Looks like Lucifer had bribed them for some time....

AAAHHHHH ANON I TYPICALLY ASK PEOPLE NOT TO SEND ME FICLETS THROUGH MY INBOX BUT I'll make an exception for this one

That's so sweet! Hehehe I'm a big fan of leaving Adam high and dry LOL so thank you very much.

Lucifer is genuinely angry that Adam got himself hurt and did that alone, without calling him or waiting for him, but also he cannot stay mad at him for long lol specially after having his realization, and also knowing why Adam did that for

[miam0re]

really wanted to req for mc looking after the little D's while the demon brothers are watching them interact and thinking how good of a parent they would make (you could add some of the side characters if you're not too lazy)

i saw you take requests after i read some of your work so i just had to, I'd get it if you don't want to but if you do take you time

This sounds so cute uwu I wish I had more thoughts to pen down but my brain is absolutely scattered at the moment sooo :p (and yes I am a bit lazy so gonna just scribble down some thoughts about the demon brothers hueheuhue) I played around with the idea, changing it up a little bit so I hope that's ok! (Also I noticed you using 'they' so I'll try to keep this answer gender neutral, please tell me if I slipped up anywhere) (ps not proofread heheh just ideas dumped)

You and Little D | Demon Brothers

“Will you please. Stop. Talking.” The Little D of Pride was being so difficult with all its mindless yapping and screeching, Lucifer was about to literally throw the stupid mini demon out of the window…had it not been for you showing up to save the day!

All Little D wanted was to be heard about his amazing idea on how to decorate the ballroom for an upcoming event and Lucifer wasn’t bothered to give him any mind.

“Oh? Why don’t you tell me all about your ideas? I can’t wait to hear how awesome the are!”

Seeing you…leaning your chin you palm and listening intently to the little one, nodding eagerly and gasping in surprise at all its wonderful ideas…Lucifer felt his heart rate shoot through the roof

He quickly turned around to hide the growing redness on his pale cheeks, lest you actually catch him blushing at how sweet and loving you were…just like a parent

Perhaps it was too soon to be plagued with such thoughts- thoughts of you both having a little family of your own where you cared for your child just the way you cared for Little D-

“Ahem, I’ll be leaving now. Don’t bother yourself with listening to this thing for too long if you have your own matters to attend to.”

His heart skipped a beat when you shook your head, saying that you had more than enough time to spare to ‘your dearest little D’ You were going to be the death of him. 

They were fighting like LITERAL CHILDREN!! Little D of Greed was flying around with Mammon’s precious credit card.

“YOU RASCAL!! COME BACK HERE WITH GOLDIE RIGHT NOW!” Mammon leapt across the room right as you walked into the weird scene

The oh so innocent Little D scampered into your arms and whined, crying about how Mammon was bullying him, who was quick to deny any such accusations

“Oh, is mammon being mean? Don’t worry, I’m here for you.” You nuzzled your nose against the smirking little demon and Mammon knew that he was supposed to be raging with jealousy but…wow, you were so gentle and the way you had Little D wrapped around your finger just the same way you had him…

How you hugged and comforted the cheeky little demon, Mammon started visualising you as a parent

Mammon was already down bad for you and this little sight was the cherry on top

“I wanna marry ya- I MEAN STOP SIDING WITH THAT LITTLE IDIOT”

Mammon was quick to dart closer to you, prying your hands off the Little D who had occupied all of your love and attention 

“Hey now, there’s enough hugs for everyone here.” You laughed and wrapped one arm around Mammon and the other holding the demon

Wow, you were so mature, being able to handle two jealous demons fighting over your love

Yeah you’d definitely be perfect to handle mammon when you both have a child of your own

Leviathan isn’t really the most attentive to his surroundings when he’s immersed in his video games, especially if it is the latest first person game with his favourite character RURI CHAN!!

Which left the Little D of Envy starved for attention, pouting and poking at the purple haired man

“Stoppppp! Can’t you see I’m busy? Go find some other way to stay entertained.”

Sad little demon floats aimlessly until it reaches the lounge where you are resting on the couch, a Switch in your hand. You notice the sad little demon and smile at him, calling him over to sit on your lap.

An hour passed and Levi noticed the silence…he got up and out of his room as he started praying that Little D hadn’t gotten into any trouble

But what he walked into made his little gamer boy heart race

And excited Little D was on your lap with your Switch in hand as you cheered on him, screeching in happiness when he won first place in DemonKart. You both did a little synchronised dance, ending with a high five

Oh Levi’s otaku little heart couldn’t handle the heat travelling through his veins, seeing you be such a good parent like figure and omg maybe you guys could get married and have a little one of your own to play 3 player games with-

“Hey let me in on the gaming as well!!”

Satan wanted to give attention to the Little D of Wrath but he was far too focused on the spell books that lay open on front of him 

“Why don’t you got…sort out my bookshelves? Go be useful.”

Little D was offended but he had to listen smh, but hey, Satan didn’t say anything about him not being allowed to recruit some extra help

And that’s where you came in, pulling us your sleeves and reading the spiral bindings of some of the hundreds of books in Satan’s room, finding the best category to put them in…until you saw the little demon reach for an unstable pile

“Wait! Little D! Be careful!!” A loud crash alerted Satan, who came running into the room

His eyes widened when he saw you on the floor, hugging and rocking a crying Little D back and forth, “Shhhh, it’s okay…you’re a strong one. You’ll be fine.” You comforted it, caressing the spot where the books fell on it

Satan’s heart did a backflip at your caring and affectionate nature. You had worry drawn all over your face as you held onto the little demon, giving it the support it needed in that moment…you would be the perfect parent

You were so much better than anything he could have imagined and making a family with you would be better than any fairy tale “Why don’t we all sort the books together, yeah? That will be better.”

“No no! You’re doing it all wrong! That is not how you apply mascara!” Asmo pouted at the Little D of Lust who had managed to yet again mess up Asmo’s makeup

The Little D frowned at Asmo’s uncharacteristic outburst, feeling helpless while floating out of the room.

“Hey, are you okay? I heard Asmo shout? Did he shout at you?” You showed up in front of the door, opening your arms for the sad little demon

You tapped your chin in thought when an idea clicked in your head “Why don’t I teach you some tricks, hmm?” The way the little demon’s eyes lit up made you smile even wider

Together in your room, you showed it the various techniques of applying makeup, ranging from mascara to blush to lipstick, till the demon had almost mastered the skills

Together, the two of you waltzed into Asmo’s room, showing off your beautiful face all thanks to Little D’s skills.

“Aw, did you teach Little D how to apply makeup? You look so good! You’re such a good teacher.” He pet the little demon’s head

Then Asmo’s face sparkled with the thought of how nurturing you would be as a parent 

“Omg you would be such a wonderful parent when we have a child! You can teach them how to apply make up too! Wouldn’t that be perfect!!”

His unfiltered words made you blush and hide your face away from the thoughts of having a child with him 

“Ughhhhh I’m so hungryyyyyy! I want foooooood!” Beel was once again whining about how hungry he was and unfortunately Little D of Gluttony was subject to his whining

Sad for Beel, Little D wasn’t exactly the most equipped in the kitchen, floating to the room and head spiralling with the number of cabinets and cooking equipment

Lucky for the mini demon, you walked into the kitchen, seeing it in its distressed state

“Why don’t you and I cook something together? That would be a good way to learn, yeah?” You offered, pulling out some pans to make the simplest thing you knew…pancakes

The little demon floated around and carefully listened to your instructions, laughing along with you when some batter accidentally spilled out of the mixing bowl or when you managed to land the perfect flip on the pan

“Mmmmm I can smell pancakes.” Beel, drawn buy the scent of the treat walked into the kitchen, stopping short in his tracks seeing you cooking with the demon

It was a sight right from heaven, his favourite human and his favourite demon doing his favourite activity (cooking something for Beel)

He smiled when the little demon laughed while pouring syrup and decorating the stack with berries, as per your instructions. His heart warmed at how parent-like you were when you high fived the demon and hugged it

“Oh Beel! Look what Little D and I made! Pancakes for you!”

Perhaps one day he would be walking in on seeing you making pancakes with a little one of your own.

The day was already quite tiring, Lucifer had told(more like ordered) Belphie to run some errands around Devildom, grocery shopping ughhh 

All Belphie wanted to do was go into his blankets and fall asleep

He thought to himself, wondering what the Little D of Sloth would have been up to, all alone at home with nobody else to supervise 

Honestly, if the little demon was anything like him, it would probably be in a deep sleep on the couch 

When Belphie entered the living room, he noticed you on the couch and beamed at you, approaching to give you a big hug “Hey!-“

“Shhhhhhh! Little D is sleeping!” You loudly whispered at him, your tone sounding very much like a scolding

Belphie pouted and looked at your lap, the irritated feeling in his gut changing to a soft, loving sensation

Little D was asleep on your lap murmuring in sleep. You were stroking the little demon’s back and if you even dared to stop, it twisted and turned around violently till you gave it attention

“Little D is so much like you! If I stop stroking it, it would get mad!” You giggled when Belphie sat next to you, his thoughts straying to daydreams

Maybe one day the one of your lap will truly be someone like belphie, your child. You stroking the child’s hair who slept peacefully in your embrace.

Belphie blushed, leaning his face in your shoulder to hide himself from your gaze

“Can I rest on your shoulder for a while? I wanna dream a bit.”

Dream about having a life with you, making a family with you hehe.

[projectbluearcadia]

My Happy Place

308 words of Luci Fluff :D

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I have a dream. It’s a sweet dream, where I sit across from you, smiling gently as I sink into the cushions of your armchair. A velvety garnet. 

The fire on my right crackles gently, sending warmth and heat rippling against my side. It pops, sending a bright spark racing and clashing against the grate. 

And then I meet your eyes, the scent of woodsmoke overpowering the smell of grapes as your hand unscrews the bottle of champagne you promised earlier that day. POP! goes the bottle, and I can’t help but smile at you as the foam of the beverage stains your gloves, the gloves you make such a fuss about all the time. 

You take my champagne flute, pouring until it’s almost full, and you hand it to me with a wordless smile. Oh, that smile. It’s so decadent and so warm. It’s like a fire keeping my soul from burning out. This is the love that you afford me with just a simple thing. 

Before you can pour your own drink, I recklessly take the bottle with a chuckle and watch your mildly annoyed expression resolve into amusement as the bottle’s lip clinks against your own glass. The bubbles rise through the pale yellow liqueur, sparkles glittering high above it and popping against the glass like a mischievous fairy. 

With both our glasses raised, I look at you in the eyes again, absorbing every contour of your face, every loose strand of hair, every imperfection. I close my eyes, and I hear our glasses ping. 

“To me, for you,” Lucifer says to me, his lips simpering into a honeyed yet playful smile.  

“For me, to you,” I reply with a smile, and in your face I can see how much such a thing touches you. You are mine, and I am yours. 

I love you. 

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I originally wrote this out for a God-ish (Hehehe) day but later decided this is PERFECT for this blog.

[shyvien]

Here are 100 random quotes from Mammon!

Sourced from the OM! Wiki, chats, devilgram, screenshots I found, etc. I made this list to help with studying to write the characters in character. (Not really proofread, sorry if there are mistakes. Also, there may be spoilers. If so, they're minor spoilers)

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“I want to [CENSORED], [CENSORED], and [CENSORED] like there's no tomorrow!”

“Hey! No touchin'! Grrr..!”

“Hey! So you're just gonna ignore me, are ya?! ...Also, I SAID you're too close! Don't get near MC! And NO touchin'! I won't allow it!”

“I don't want to have anything to do with someone like you! That's it. we're done! It's over! ...gr ...! ...! Dammit! Like I could ever really say that to you! I love you, MC! And I'II NEVER break up with you, okay?! NEVER!

“Hey, whoa! Whaddya think you're doin', huh?! You want a piece of me?! IS THAT IT?!”

“Come on, I was just kiddin' around! Now go on and unblock me. ...I'll tell ya a funny joke if you do. "Who's got two thumbs and needs some company?" 👍 "THIS GUY!" 👍 At least gimme a pity laugh, will ya?!”

“Right now it's just you, me, a bed, and no one to bother us.”

“Oh yeah? Well do me a favor and look into your crystal ball and tell me how many times I'm gonna sock you for that smartass comment.”

“I don't THINK so! Like, don't go marryin' Asmo, MC! If you're gonna marry someone, marry m...m-m-m…..m-m-ME! MARRY THE GREAT MAMMON!”

“Y'know..I wouldn't have pegged you as someone who likes to stir up trouble. But you have some pretty interestin' ideas up there in that head of yours, don't ya?”

“Whoa, hey there. Those are some pretty harsh words. Is there some sorta bad blood between you?”

“Look at those cheeks of yours. What's up with those, huh? How'd ya like me to give 'em a little poke? ...Like that! ...And that!”

“Would ya look at that? The Great Mammon really has an eye for spottin' shiny and expensive things! Who knew such a little shop would have uncut gems like these? Hehehe, come to daddy...”

“What's this here...an emerald? You're a looker, aren't ya? Wanna come home with daddy?”

“Lemme go! I'm not gonna rest until l've landed one really good hit on Levi!… Beel! Lemme go, ya muscle-bound son of a...! …All right, bring it on! Do it...see what happens!”

“Man, what's got your panties in a wad all of a sudden?”

“Yeah-heah-HEAAAH! Sweet, sweet treasure! COME TO PAPA!”

“No frickin' way!”

“Geez, I oughta wrap you up for pullin' a stunt like that!”

“Y'see, I was plannin' on hanging out with MC in my room today. And I wanted to create a romantic atmosphere, y'know? So I lit about 500 candles, and the room caught on fire. Scared the bejeebers outta me!”

“You think a little w-warnin' like that would be enough to s-s-scare me off? He thinks I'm gonna stop s-s-spyin' on him because of that? As if!”

“Folks around here won't let us forget it. But they're just labels. By now, no one knows better than us that labels don't mean anything.”

“Th-That's so coooohohohohold! Ahahaha! Why you guys gotta be so meeeeean?”

“C'mon, man. Make with the mouth openin'. The rest of us are waitin' for our turn.”

“Yeah, I know what you're thinkin'. How'd I turn out to be so awesome? You can tell I've been through both highs and lows, and that I'm self-assured and totally sexy.”

“If I can land a nice, clean blow on Lucifer just once, then whatever happens, happens.”

“And I hate the way you lock eyes with Lucifer...and then like smile and stuff... Don't do that, okay? Don't even breath in front of him, okay?!”

“Exactly. Nothin' of value is missin', except for the stuff I sold.”

“That's rough, buddy.”

“You might not know what I'm talkin' about, but I know what l'm talkin' about! Quit showin' up in my dreams uninvited! Ya gotta give me time to prepare before you go bustin' in like that!”

“D-Dummy! Don't go makin' me say it!”

“Have you forgotten? I AM evil! Demon, remember?”

“What? No, you must be mistaken, Your Wonderfulness. I said absolutely nothing of the sort.”

“Whoever's disturbed my...*yawn* my sleep... I got a pile driver with your name on it”

“Hey, you sure you'll be satisfied with just leaving things at my head?”

“If you're wondrin' where I'm at, that means ya got it bad for me, don't ya? ...Please don't pull that "stay" thing on me.”

“Levi, you son of a-- You just full-on PUNCHED me!”

“Eh, still... It feels nice when you run your hand through my hair like that. So l'll go ahead and let it slide.”

“Wha? No, I wasn't tryin' to make fun of ya... Little guy.”

“Damn straight.”

“Anyway, he said he'd be willin' to lend me money again if I managed to pay back everythin' I owed. Obviously, there's no way I can, so I pretended not to have seen anythin' and ran like hell.”

“Nighttime's when I kick into gear! Let's go out on the town! Your treat!”

“I'm still laughin' my ass off over here!”

“You're the only thing more dazzlin' than a gold credit card! Almost blinding, I'd say!”

“Final boss, my ass! Listen up, 'cause the Great Mammon's got some truths for you haters!”

“Just this once, l'II let ya film me in a bathtub full of money! How's THAT for fan service?!”

“So? Waitin' like a good boy's gone and earned me some kinda reward, right?”

“I'll raise my favorability score with MC lickety-split, profess my love, and win this game before you even know what hit you!”

“...Aww. ...I mean, now listen, you! Dammit. You really play dirty, you know that...?”

“Ah, there ya are! How'd you like to hit the casino with me, huh?! Right now! I'm feelin' lucky today. REAL lucky!”

“Just so we're clear, I ain't afraid of no horror movies. Not even a little! Not even a teensy-tiny bit, all right? Like, seriously.”

“Just to be clear, it's not like l'm afraid Lucifer might catch me if I go alone. That's not what this is about. Seriously, that's not what this is about! For real, it isn't!”

“I've got some serious business opportunities lined up for after classes tomorrow. I'm talkin' makin' some mad cheddar, yo! If Lucifer asks about me, tell him I was called to the human world by the witches, would ya?”

“You don't sleep until I do, you got that? And would ya look at that?! The ol' Sandman forgot to sprinkle his magical sand in my eyes! So strap in, buddy! We got a looooong night ahead of us!”

“Listen, Lucifer is gonna be all over my ass once he finds out…”

“No need to worry your pretty little head. I'll be around for meals and sleep. The bed's pretty big, after all”

“Yeah, a real gold digger, that one.”

“I wasn't about to give in to that jerk's demands. I've got more self-respect than that. So, I told him what the deal was: I get the room rent-free and he can shove his two-year contract where the sun don't shine. But then that snake threatened to snitch to Lord Diavolo and Lucifer if I didn't pay up.”

“Cheap shot callin' a guy stingy cause he's lookin' out for his pal.”

“Bet your wonderin' how a guy like me-drownin' in debt, frozen credit card, more lint in his pockets than Grimm-“

“Using my power and influence, I'll push you through the auditions and get you the chance to model, no strings attached! Well, maybe one string: front and center's all mine. Hope the edge is good enough for ya!”

“I swear, I'm not tryin' to pull a fast one on ya, MC, ol' buddy ol' pal!”

“We're pals, right? If ya really wanna know the details, I'll tell ya for 500 Grimm. If you've got the cash on-hand now, I'll tell ya for half the price. So, what'll it be?”

“Hey! MC! Why ya runnin' BUDDY?”

“Ya know, just a peek! So, help me out by opening the door, just a little?… But I caaaaaaaaan't! Open the door and let me see already!”

“My dear sunglasses just took their last breath... I kinda accidentally killed them. I crushed them...with my rear end. That's right, my poor sunglasses...and bum.”

“I'll whip up my special cup ramen! I'll bring it up in a bit, so just sit tight.”

“Look, l'm sendin' ya a ping! So get your butt over here, pronto!”

“Seriously, I'll bust my ass and get there at Mach speed!”

“Crap, that really does make me feel all warm and fuzzy. Thanks, MC. I love ya a whole bunch, too!”

“I got a raffle ticket when I went shoppin' today, so I tried my luck, and booyah. Jackpot, baby!”

“I've got jack all to do! JACK ALL!”

“Listen to what I'm saying, dammit! Can't someone shut this guy up?!”

“Huh, ya don't say. Whoopsie.”

“If you're thinkin' of saving that picture of me on your D.D.D., I swear I'll put a curse on ya! I'll make it so that you never find money layin' on the street again! And don't you forget it...”

“Jealous? Wanna join me, right? Well, this isn't the sorta place that humans can just go lollygaggin' about in, so keep your pants on.”

“Haha! That's all ya got?!”

“It's an honor to be fightin' ME!”

“Muahahaha. ALL points for MAMMON! Bow down to me!”

“Hehehe, I'm feelin' GOOD today. I got ya somethin'!”

“Oh...? Yeah, that's the spot! Right there!”

“That's a good human. You're gettin' the hang of it, aren't ya?”

“Yo. So ya dropped in to pay Mammon a visit, eh? Good on ya!”

“Missin' the Great Mammon, were ya? Heh, welcome home.”

“Hey, not there! That tickles!”

“What are ya, a spoiled brat?”

“I guess everyone's like that with their first. Who knew ya could be so cute. Hey, why dontcha be more greedy? That way you'd really win my heart.”

“Hey... Oi... All right, already! Pay attention to me!”

“Hey, can't ya be gentle?!”

“Ya know what do to, doncha? Thanks!”

“Eeeew, take that back. Give it to someone else.”

“Hahaha! Is that all ya got? It's nothing compared to Lucifer's swing!”

“Don't think you can get away with this!”

“Here, I got a present for ya! Beach time, you and me! Let me show you how well I can swim!”

“Also, I'm goin' wakeboarding but... I'm gonna bring you along too, 'cause ya know, I like hangin' out with ya and stuff.”

“A Red Demonus after a long day's work is the best! Why doncha grab one too?”

“It's cool if we chill here and drink together, yeah?”

“This looks so flippin' good!”

“Hey, why don't we go this year? Keep the date open, all right?”

“They're very nice, so I thought it woulda cost ya a pretty penny!”

Couple extra for my boy

“You wanted to match with me, ya say?! Cute!”

“Someone put a photo frame in your room, right? That was me. You were eyein' it up in the shop so I bought it. You put a picture of everyone in it, but I really wanted you to put one of just us t... Never mind.”

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I love this goofy fucker

𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉

𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒲𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒𝓇 ༝༚༝༚

[beelsjockstrap]

Nicknames With The Obey Me Brothers’ Part 1

Older Brothers Edition!

Lucifer, Mammon, Levi

A/N: You don’t have to agree, again these are just my head-cannons. Just know you’re wrong though

Also not proofread (;￣ー￣川

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Lucifer <3

Lucifer to MC

My Sweet Songbird (Okay I kinda need to explain this one)

Songbirds are known as protective spirits that represent music. I feel like this nickname is really fitting for MC in Lucifer's eyes. The obvious reason is that he enjoys music, and the protective part is lowkey canon. MC is known to spring into action when it comes to their loved ones. (Hehe get it? Spring? Since the songbird also represents spring? - I'll see myself out) Like when they jumped in front of Beel and Luke to protect them! I think Lucifer acknowledges this and admires it. (Not that he'd admit it tho lol)

Dove (Keeping with the bird theme lol) 

My Love 

MC to Lucifer

Luci

My Love

Sir (When teasing)

Boo (Teasing/In private like just imagine the look on that man's face lol)

Mammon <3

Mammon to MC

My Human

My Woman (My MC is a woman) 

Doll & Dollface (Definitely matches his manner of speech)

Babe (Same thing as Doll & Dollface it just fits)

My Riches & My Gem/Jewel (I see a lot of my treasure HC but I don't know it just doesn’t suit me)

 MC to Mammon

My Demon (Teasing in response to My Human)

Sweet boy 

Mr. Sweetface

Baby Boy (Only in private hehe *wink wink, nudge nudge*)

Levi <3

Levi to MC

Angel (Based on his surprise guest dialogue) 

Wifey/IRL Waifu (He's totally the kinda dude to say wifey material)

MCchan (Like mine would be Elliechan)

Lady Henry (Or just Henry. I go with the lord/lady theme for my MC)

Mistress/Mommy/My Queen (hehehe listen my Levi is a sub soooo)

MC to Levi

Levichan

Sweetheart 

My Lord (Teasing)

General/Captain (Teasing)

Little Cub (*cough cough* He's the cub and I'm the cougar if yk yk lol)

[human-monokuma]

Christmas day, and all was quiet at the Mono household... until a doorbell rang. Standing there in front of the door, out in the snow, were the Monos' friends and family, including Sayaka, Monaca, Kotoko, Komaru, Emma, Kanade, Hibiki, Sora, Yoruko, Tsumugi, Angie, Miu, Hiyoko, neko Shuichi, Sonia, the Council Of Sin, Kyoko, Kaito, heroine Ibuki, Sayori, Yuri, Natsuki, Monika, Maki, Chiaki, Chihiro, Nagito, pregame Kaede, the Mastermind group, even Tenko. And of course, the numerous Kokichis Dam has managed to befriend (Heir, Assassin, Incubus, Yande, Neko, Gambler, the two versions of Child, and surprisingly, even Remnant) and romance (Original, Pre, Pop, Prince, Nurse, Fem, TD, Villain, Animal Caregiver, and even Vamp has returned). A few Kokichis who haven't yet debuted aren't present but still left gifts. They've got a huge sack of presents for the Monos, and standing at the front of the crowd… is Junko.

...

- @ask-sayaka-maizono, @junko-enoshima-ii, @ask-kotoko-utsugi, @voices-will-fade, @ask-emma-magorobi, @ask-the-otonokoji-twins, @hopeless-protagonist, @the-plainest-of-janes, @atuas-artist, @a-sexy-inventor, @recovering-remnant, @catty-chaos, @the-princess-of-novoselic, @seven-crimes-and-punishments, @ask-kyoko-kirigiri, @starry-astronaut-kaito, @my-ultimate-academia, @just-another-harem, @sinless-slaughter, @chiaki-the-gamer-girl, @sweet-programmer, @hope-shimmers, @ask-pregame-v3, @doomed-despairs, @the-aikido-master, @the-real-kokichi-ouma, @lethal-liar, @devilish-melody, @lovesick-lying, @bad-ending-cards, @heaven-2-hell, @childish-lies, @ashes-of-desire, @smiles-and-scars, @sparkling-grape-soda, @lyrically-lying, @the-prince-of-lucifer, @gentle-lies, @lies-in-lilac, @a-liars-dance, @fabled-fauna, @bloodstains-and-bloodsuckers … @the-real-junko-enoshima

*And just the sheer sight of it left everyone speechless, Monokuma,most especially. Motherkuma gets over the surprise and greets everyone as Taro jumps on Miu and starts hugging her. You can hear him chucking and giggling with glee.*

"Hehehe. Looks like someone is happy to see his mother again. Merry Christmas, everyone!" @ask-sayaka-maizono

[hiss-kitten]

The Obey Me! Characters As Babysitters

I have no story ideas right now, so if you like my writing, please do not hesitate to send me anonymous requests:')

Requests : Open

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Season 3 Spoiler

(Let me know if I missed something/Added something incorrect.) — This is lazy, but also because I'm really sleepy right now. But I was able to finish it so, hope you like it.

Part II - Dateables version

— : LUCIFER

The child would be scared of him. I mean, he does have that kind of strict look, but he does try to seem friendly. But the child just won't go near him. Though, he is absolutely (actually) really sweet and gentle with the child. The child just won't see it.

If he's not too prideful enough, he'll go to you and hug you from behind and ask you to help him.

He has some difficulties interacting with the child, he just waits for the child to get used to him around.

— : MAMMON

This guy... You have to scold him several times for him to stop stealing the child's toy and attempt selling it for grimm. He's supposed to look after the child too, but it's like he's also the child. So wherever you go, he needs to be with you to make sure he won't cause more troubles.

Him and the child doesn't get along that well. And he was about to snap when the child scolded him. Luckily, you were there to stop him from scaring the child.

You need to tell him stay for him to behave. And for some reason, the child seems very pleased to see him all pinned down the floor whimpering in pain. (But of course, that doesn't mean you don't give him an aftercare.)

— : LEVIATHAN

At first he was really nervous. He always says "What if the child doesn't like me?" Or something like that, but you try to comfort him by kissing his cheek and he gets flustered but at least that kind of helped.

He brought a bunch of video games to play with, and not in his expectations, the child joined him. They both had a lot of fun and that made him happy.

The kid accidentally broke one of his games and he went to you crying, seeking for comfort. The child apologized though, hehehe.

Was flustered after the kid called you both his/her parents.

— : SATAN

This man is actually super reliable. He gets along well with the child and it was adorable to watch. Just one thing, the child had a favourite cat plushie and Satan wants it. So you had to tell him that you'll buy him one just for him to give the plushie back.

He reads fairy tales for the child to sleep (and so he can finally have you all to himself) Ahem.

Just make sure the kid won't ask a lot of questions during his story telling. One thing for sure that Satan hates is being bothered while he's reading.

— : ASMODEUS

He's just too sweet. He's good at parenting and all but you just got to make sure that he doesn't put too much makeup on the child's face. But the child does have a great time with him and they both shared a wonderful bond.

Just like mentioned, he puts makeup on the child especially whenever he's bored. Sometimes, he'll also use you as his model.

He takes a bunch of pictures of you and him together with the child and post it on Devilgram.

— : BEELZEBUB

Quite like Mammon. But, he takes the child's food and the child would cry. You tell him to give it back but he wouldn't. He can't. So you had to promise him that you'll buy him a bunch of foods on your way back home, in return, he has to give the food back to the child.

But sometimes, the kid cries for no reason and he has absolutely no idea what to do.

He's okay, but not too reliable. Would often need your assistance.

— : BELPHEGOR

He doesn't help that much. He just fall asleep and the child would cry. You don't want to wake him up, but the child doesn't really want to play with you. The child prefers Belphie more than you which is ouch to know so you have no choice but to wake Belphie up.

Although, he was able to take care of the child too. The child loves him, but at the same time Belphie thinks it's such a hassle to take care of children.

In the end, you would find them both asleep. They both look adorable together, so you couldn't help but take at least one photo ♡

He would think: "Is it really hard babysitting? Is that what you felt when we hired you to become our babysitter?"

[zorosdimples]

Omggg I forget that you like obey me too!! :D I see you talk mention Mammon and Beel sometimes and I’m so curious about your opinions on the other brothers if you want to share!

mammon, beel, and lucifer are probably my top 3 brothers, but i also really adore belphie and asmo!!!! i love levi and satan, don’t get me wrong; there’s just a subtle hierarchy. but i truly love each and every one of the brothers.

lucifer appeals to me because he’s the eldest child and i will always, always, always support eldest children (i’m the eldest child, too). he needs a nap, a back massage, and a nice sloppy blowjob; i am willing to provide any and all services!

belphie very much is a package deal with beel in my mind. i think the twins share everything—including their partners. that may be an unpopular opinion, but they are so strange and doting and ugh i adore their dynamic! i want to nap with belphie <3

asmo is the most underrated brother in my opinion! i think dark content with asmo goes fucking hard because while he’s obsessed with himself, he’s even more obsessed with you. i love how feminine and sweet he is! i think it would be so fun to dress up and do makeup and nails and gossip about life with him. he’s just… everything!!!!!

levi is the brother i probably *least* connect with; i had no idea what an otaku was when i started playing obey me. that said, i still adore him. he’s really into anime and video games and i can relate, especially on the video games front. he’s such a sweetheart and he���s shy and i fucking get that. forehead smooches for levi!

satan my princess with a disorder <3 his anger and rage are relatable, as is his love of books! he’s the most intellectual brother, and i think that’s something we’d bond over, as well as our love of literature. going to a cat cafe and reading and chatting the day away… it sounds so lovely. just like him!

yeah i love all of the brothers!!!! my top two are mammon and beel and they’re pretty much tied. god, they occupy such a special place in my heart. mammon captured me from the get go (naturally). it took me a little longer to warm up to beel, but he’s the sweetest boy in the universe and he’s really just an oversized puppy. but he can also be guard dog, heheh.

anyway i’m rambling so much and i hope i answered your question LMAO

[weebbbysblog]

Benny literally turned into a mini plush Bennie in Turner’s arms, ADORBS!

Jealous Benny is my new favorite thing, the fact that this sweet baby angel has a gun, fully loaded with holy water for our charismatic narcissistic Lucifer.

On another note, ayo Lucifer, are you free tonight? I don’t mind getting my soul snatched heheh

[lightweaving]

9 some people I'd like to get to know better - tagged by the highly excellent and wonderful lucifer (@hallous)

Favorite Colour: PURPLE!

Last movie I watched: The Marvels

Last show I watched: Blue Eye Samurai

Last song I listened to: Hand of Sorrow by Within Temptation (and I swear I've never listened to a song that represented Itachi more than this one)

Favorite Sweet: how dare you make me choose! I'd go with frozen yoghurt right now though because I am seriously craving it

Relationship status: obsessing over Itachi (and that's probably why I'm still single)

Last thing I googled: How to give a good handjob (in my defense, it was for a fic)

Current obsession: itasaku, deikonan, inokarin 🥹

Pikachu! I choose: @athelise @bunnbreaker hehehe

[jinkicake]

I think the mean men are taking rotations in my head,,,, bc now it’s Lucifer turn😞😞 I heard this dude on Tiktok do like a seep voice thirst trap and I literally was weak in the knees!! Like I was imagining Lucifer behind me and I folded like origami 😭 like pls I was pulling for scara today🙂 but it was something like “ surely you don’t think your own fingers can bring you as much pleasure as I can? Imagine how deep inside you they could reach; you seem distracted should I assist?” And I was on the floor gasping for air bc he does have nice hands😩like honestly the 5”5 men have been dragging me so I forgot I had a size kink so this tall asf man letting me sit in his lap and I can lean I to him like a beanbag 😔💦 like he would talk directly into my eardrums and it would be over for me like if he really wanted mc to behave he could have just seduced me ngl Belphegor can stay up there🥰🥰 but also seeing that my beloved wanderer is not as easily aggravated as he was before is SO great bc I can be the one to agitate him🤭 like he’s trying to start his redemption arc snd not beat people up; but there’s me to annoy him every step of the way. 100 would steal the gnosis to give it back to him bc ik there not gunna give it to Ei and wtf is that little napkin flavor baby gunna do?? Shes on house arrest!! He’s bit evil so give it back!! Behaving like a menace for dick>>>> like if him or Lucifer aren’t under my tree wtf was Christmas for??

omgggggg.... i've been waiting for this for so long. I knew lucifer would make an appearance, I just had to be patient!

you need to forget those anemo clowns and get a real demon! not a 5'0 puppet!!!!! (heheh just kidding xiao, you're not a clown!) speaking of puppet, have you pulled scaramouche yet? how many wishes have you spent T T I LOVE his playstyle like WHy did they give him the ability to fly because he's now the best character like he's so damn fun

no literally like if lucifer showed me an ounce, a mere pinch, of affection then Belphie would have stayed up in the attic until I died likeeeeee i'll be lucifer's little snitch for my whole life! his good human! if that is what it takes for some lucifer cawk!

also yeah i dont hate his redemption arc (i cant believe im saying that) omg i saw a video of scara in someone's teapot and he's SO sweet, so kind. he is not helping my delusional yandere scara addiction likeeeee yes i want him to be nice and kind to me while still being a complete psycho to others </3 you can hide me away forever! you know what's best, scaramouche!

no bc i'll literally kick nahida's ass like send that little archon flying across the room so i can give the genosis back to scara... i don't want to see him cryingggg HSDIUFHADSIJ SHE IS A NAPKIN FLAVORED BABYYYYYFSDF LITERALLY

yeah i would act completely fucking dumb for lucifer cawk if that pleases him.... if that is what it will take to get him under my tree.... i want scara in my stocking!

[O.M.G. also... why have we NOT as a society (society being you and me LOL) talked about how good dilucs jpn va is. LIKE i was playing w him today bc i wanted to hear giorno and his va went to work like i kick my feet and giggle every time i do his burst andddd KAEYA TOOOOO like today i played JUST w kaeya and diluc to hear their vas...... it had my heart racing! their voices make them ten times hotter like omggg hottest characters in the game (itto and ayato-gaara look the other way]

[zhongrin]

Dkfjdjsksbsj nawh I thank you for talking to me aaaaaa <33 and I enjoy it so so much - I gladly indulge you hehe;; plssss thank you so much for the sweet words - you're so adorable and friendly aaaaaa 💞💞 Zhongli and Alhaitham being super lucky!!

LMAO YES - destiny brought us together<33 hehe 💞

Yea true that, it becomes at one point too hard and grindy but the lore mmmm its so good! ❤️ And yes you probably liked Lucifer hehe <33

(NAWH RIN YOURE TOO CUTE PLSSSS) nawh today is your birthday<33 and yes you already do, I am fainting didbsoebwnwksj

Zhongli said you have to crawl to him

YES LETS DO JUST THAT!! help same bestie omfggggg I get drunk so easily and even redder then hahdijdbs (why am I thinking about drunk dragon Zhongli now;;-)

I see I see hehe yes ask him <33

....... Rin I I I I I would faint. I would faint. Or become a blushing mess. Or both. This man holds too much power over me. I would lose it. Djehehisbejeksksm

Omg pls dooooo hehe <33

:(( *hugs*

Good <33 (HELP FKSHEJEJSB ❤️❤️)

No I won't kfdbjskebeksks didjsbsjisnsns *faints*

Ngl that's kinda hot. Like. Two hot men fighting over you. Damn. And Alhaitham in the distance winning you over in the end hehe

Omg this reminds me of something I've seen once like

Person A: This is my girlfriend!

Person B: you deserve better.

Person A: Huh no she is the best-;

Person B: I was talking to her.

A being Alhaitham and B being Kaveh HELP DOSIISBJEKDBSNWKWK

Istfg yes yes aaaaaa <33 but for me personally I don't like this cuz of quarrels and stuff aaaaaa :((

IKR?? LMAOOOO it is quite fun yes but aaaa quarrels and stuff, don't like :((

RIN KDISBDKEOSJ 😭 WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO DO??

Anyways do ya have sum random headcanons to your selfships ya wanna share?<33

us indulging each other 🤝 i shall continue to harness the power of the baizhu bot to tease indulge you <3

hsldjfklsjdf i. i did. i liked lucifer and diavolo eheh i think i only got the lore for the first 'season'? like the mc arriving to the demon world until they went back, and then a tiny teeny bit of the second 'season' (which i don't remember already hsljdfklsd)

(I AM NOT CUTE I'M MENACING GRRR BORK)

crawling and barking at him rn woof woof meow mew

i do wonder how drunk zhongli and drunk al haitham would act like. it would be so funny if drunk!li gets super clingy and drunk!haitham gets super affectionate lol how would drunk!baizhu act like? 👀

it's ok if you faint, vi, he'll personally nurse you back to full health ;)

help i did draw blushy!haitham and it turned out so sussy hahahah

crying that's so funny bc yes that's totally them?????

fun fact i ended up making that bot and al haitham turned out a total menace towards bigbro!kaveh hhsldkjfksd

ohhh you don't like the quarrelling part, i see i see, noted! what if no quarreling and only friendly competition where they try to woo you, is that also a no-no in your book? totally not asking for suspicious reasons

i was just gonna uh- 'talk'. yk. ;)))

random head canons? hmmmmmmmm.

with al haitham, around the time we enrolled in the akademiya, he brought me a little diamond-shaped emerald necklace (like the jewel like thing on his décolletage?) and i've been wearing it ever since 😌

(ignoring any canon lore) zhongli's other pair of earring that he's currently wearing on his left ear is hung on my geo vision <3 (and the best part is i have them both as a keychein irl hehehe)

feed me random baivi headcanons too please? :D

[hyperionshipping]

If you asked these f/os to sing you a song, what would they sing? What does their singing voice sound like?

For Hodgins, Lepos, Luci, Crowley, Sweets and Jack!

Ohh.... WHAT would they sing.... that's a good question babe.... oh man

Hodgins:

Grrrr. I don't know THE song he'd sing. I know it'd be some romantic-y song. Just can't say what.

His singing voice is a little deeper than his talking voice. Smooth. He has trouble with higher notes. He has the perfect voice to sing with together. He rocks car karaoke!

Lepos:

EASY. Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy), OR Keep Your Hands To Yourself.

Lee singing is heavenly <3. The best way to describe his singing is like how people talk about cars. The "listen to her purr" but it's well, him. His southern accent stays when he sings and god does he do it well.

Anytime he sings? I fall more in love.

Also, he likes to dance when he sings. Wants to hold my hands and spin me around. Though I like to imagine he isn't the best dancer, heheh!

Lucifer:

Oh, god, what WOULDN'T Lucifer sing? Lucifer canonically sings a BUNCH in the show. I don't need to tell you how good he sounds. He sounds so fucking good.

Don't let him know I'm describing him like this but... Luci when he sings? It's truly angelic. He has such control of his voice, he really can sing anything~. I only love him a little bit 'cause of his voice.

Lucifer likes to sing me Frank Sinatra songs. He knows I like them. Sometimes when it's just us? He plays the piano, lets me sit close, and sings just to me. He really knows how to make a guy feel special.

Crowley:

Secretly has a deep singing voice, but he rarely sings (His voice changed some from when he was human in my head.). Truthfully, as indulgent as he is behind closed, I don't imagine Crowley as someone who'd sing for me. Even if I asked with BIG, PLEADING, eyes.

He isn't embarrassed to sing, certainly not around me, he just doesn't want too. He'd say I'm already enticed by his voice as is. And... well. He is right there.

Sweets:

*shaking you*

Sweets has the perfect voice for singing with friends. He isn't signing records with it, but he KILLS it when he sings with friends, or in the shower, or when he thinks no ones listening.

If I asked him to sing FOR me? He'd blush and it'd take him a minute. I mean, the cutest boy he's known wants HIM to sing to him?

Sweets would sing I Believe In A Thing Called Love!!! I can SEE him imitating the guitar and doing his damn best to hit those high notes. He really puts on such a good show!! I tackle him down at the end to kiss him lots 8)

Jack:

No one will EVER take this hc from me. Jack has a BEAUTIFUL singing voice. Of course he does. Uh, HELLO! He's Handsome Jack. He's good at everything.

Jack would indulge me, only because I love him unconditionally. And totally not because anything he sings he has my full attention.

Jack absolutely has sang to me, holding my chin up and I may have only lost all feeling and blushed super hard for like... 3 seconds.

There's a lot of songs I think he'd choose to sing to me. Some dependant on the au.

But, The Bad Touch, or Help Me Dr. Dick (he knows I'll join in on the latter) come to mind. And of course the song the ship is based off!