#my sweet angel coconut puff

[junkissed]

this picture makes me wanna throw up and slam my head thru a wall and cry and jump off a cliff and shriek and cry and scream and eat cement

[fairycore-gyu]

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒛 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏: 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒔/𝒐

⇒ listen to fairy by dvwn

sangyeon

“babe”

sangyeon really doesn’t strike me as a person who would have a lot of nicknames for his s/o, but when he does,, wHeW boY does he use it a lot. he probably uses “babe” more than your actual name. the nickname is more on the basic side, but he still loves using it and finds it very endearing.

jacob

“angel”

hhhhhh, where do i even start? this boy is literally the purest. he calls you angel way more than your actual name. he loves this nickname so much because it fits your relationship perfectly. whenever he looks at you all he can think about is how pure and beautiful you are. no matter how you look or what you’re wearing, he still looks at you as if you’re the most gorgeous person he’s ever laid his eyes on.

younghoon

“sweet pea”

this cutie!! the love you two have is like straight from a kdrama. he’s so in love with you it’s not even funny! he loves calling you “sweet pea” because it sounds cute and cliché and he loves the sweet smile you give him whenever he does. he uses that nickname quite often but he doesn’t really use it in front of the members cuz he knows they’ll make fun of him sjkfrkd

hyunjae

“prince(ss)”

ugh,, where do i even begin? this boy is so in love with you. he adores everything you do. he loves that you’re his. his princess. he loves how happy you make him feel 24/7. whenever you’re not giving him enough attention, he’ll whine and cling to you but when he calls you “princess”, you’re all his.

juyeon

“doll”

ok so. tbh, you take one look at this boy and all valid thoughts are out the window. but eSpeCiALlY when he calls you “doll.” the affect this name has on you is unbelievable. and he knows it. he uses this nickname when he wants your attention or needs a favour from you. “hey doll, can you please make some tea?” you’re at his service whenever he uses it.

kevin

“my star”

ITS YOUR MOONLIGHT BOY KEVIN!! no but seriously he honestly uses this name a lot with you because he’s your moon boy. he even called you “my star” or “star girl” when you were just friends because of how much he loved it. he loves the idea of your nicknames for each other being connected and he would even want to introduce you as “his star” but he knows he can’t sjhjsd

chanhee

“jelly bean”

this nickname also came from the time where you and the boys were playing bean boozled. and as you were putting the jelly bean in your mouth you immediately gagged and spit it out. what you thought was coconut flavor was actually spoiled milk. as soon as you spit it out chanhee busted out laughing and he’s called you “jellybean” ever since. 

changmin

“sunshine”

you’re his ray of sunshine. periodt. whenever he’s feeling stressed or tired he knows he can always count on you do be there for him to cheer him up. even if you’re not good with comforting words; when he sees your smile, all his all his worries seem to shrink. you often catch him staring at you with the biggest smile on his face when you talk about something you’re passionate about because of the way your whole face beams.

haknyeon

“butterfly”

this nickname is in reference to a date when he took you to a botanical garden and a butterfly landed right on your nose. you let out a little shriek but you didn’t want to scare it so you stood completely still. he quickly whipped out his phone to snap a pic before you scrunched your nose and it flew away. he has that pic as his wallpaper on his phone and constantly calls you “butterfly” reminding him of the moment he fell in love with you.

sunwoo

“precious”

this boy absolutely adores you. and that’s that. he constantly asking himself why he deserves you. he adores you so much and sometimes he doesn’t even think you’re real. even when he’s writing his songs and needs his space, he always knows that you’re a phone call away. you’re always catching him staring at you whether its from across the room or right it his arms. you’re the love of his life.

eric

“peaches”

WHEW,, THIS BOY. he’s absolutely obsessed with calling you “peaches”. your contact in his phone is “my 🍑”. he got the name from how squishy your cheeks are and how every time you get shy from something he says, you smile and your cheeks puff out and turn a light pink. this is also lowkey a reference to your ass but we’ll pretend i didn’t say that.

[hermankopusortizorsumshite]

WARNING: Mentions of sexual assault, blood, gore.

If any of those are a trigger warning, please don’t read this. I’ll get some fluffy Kozik up soon ❤️

💕Kozik’s Girl. Tig’s Baby.⭐️

You were a Trager, but you only met your pops once or twice, never really connected, but now in Charming on business; your father was unavoidable. Though he didn’t know, nor would you tell him, that while you lived in Tacoma you had slept with— on multiple occasions— a fellow brother named Herman Kozik, or Hermie as you dubbed him in bed.

“Hi, I’m Stella Trager. Here to see my pops,” you state as you head into the shop.

“Hey! Lady you can’t be here without car troubles, you can’t be back there.”

“I’m the daughter of Trager, you can go ahead and tell him his baby is out here getting a sunburn waiting for you to approve it or I can go in.” You snip at the Mexican boy chasing you down.

“He’s busy, but I can take a message for him.” You saunter passed him and shout into the garage over the tools and chatter.

“Daddy! I’m here.” You call, eyes scanning for his curls. You didn’t see them, but you did recognize the puff of blond hair coming towards you with a smile. When Trager and Kozik both stand in front of you, both looking confused.

“Baby—“

“Don’t you dare finish that motherfucking sentence. Stellar, you have ten seconds before I rip his balls off and stuff them down his throat. Why the hell is he responding to ‘daddy’?” He growls, eyes meeting yours.

“Well, I’m not sure what he’s even doing here. But, anyway, that’s what I came to talk about. I’m sleeping around with a Son.”

“That one? It had to be that fucking MORON? One in another COUNTRY would’ve been better than this fuckhead!” He swings on him, fist connecting with Kozik’s face.

“I’m sorry, pops. I didn’t know how else to tell you! I was thinking about moving back to Charming, but Kozik would have to be patched in here,and you’d have to agree.” You try to reason with him, but he barely hears you, as his fists pound relentlessly into Kozik’s face.

“And you expect me to patch you in after you got my dog killed and my daughter calls you daddy?” He screams, grabbing Kozik’s throat with both hands.

“Sir, I love your daughter.” He chokes out.

“She’s not just some lay, she’s my daughter.” He growls, his blue eyes like the deepest ocean.

“I know that, sir. That’s why I want patched in, man. I wanna marry her and I want our kids to know you. I want them to know we got over this decades-old shit and got passed it. I wanna tell em that your daughter is the prettiest woman alive. I wanna grow old with he—-“ He’s cut off with another hit, but a truck whips into the lot while everyone’s gathered around the ring, and a man jumps out and grabs you, hand covering your mouth and dragging you into the truck before whipping out of the parking lot, gunshots sounding off behind you. You were now blindfolded, bound, and gagged.

Kozik and Tig’s swings are stopped when Jax’s gun shoots off. They both turn their attention to the Vice President, his face pale.

“What, man? What’s goin on? Where’s Stellar? She alright?” His questions are met with a few looks of disgust and a few of pale ghastliness.

“She was just kidnapped man. Found this on the ground.” Jax murmurs, eyes averted to the ground as he hands off the note.

“Kidnapped? They just TOOK HER?” He pulls his gun out and hops on his bike, squealing out of the parking lot and flooring it down the road.

“Blue Chevy! Green passenger door! Crew cab! 2004!” Eyes watching for the description Jax shouted behind him.

“Son of a bitch!” He shouts, ducking just in time to miss the string across the alley he zoomed down. “Fuck!” He yells as he flies back out into the main road, hugging tight to his handle bars as he revs up between to cars at the intersection. He’s finally stopped by a police car, parked directly in the road, stopping him. He skids to a stop, lying his bike out, the hot tar ripping up his exposed forearms as he tumbles, landing at the cops feet.

“Mister Kozik, speeding, endangering the lives of civilians, failing to follow traffic signs, you’re looking at a hefty fine mister.” She taps the toe of her boot on the ground.

“I don’t care. They took her. They took her. They took my wife!” He screams at the top of his lungs, his heart burning as he starts to cry. “They took my baby.” He whispers, starting to get dizzy from the sun and the blood loss.

When you awoke, you knew where you were. You were in Tacoma, the smell of the air and the sound around you, it was Tacoma.

“Easy princess.” She knew that voice. “I’m gonna give you back to Kozik, but he’s not leaving Tacoma, you got that? I give you back, ALIVE, and you and Kozik move back to Tacoma, we put this behind us.” It was Reverend Wheeler, from the Tacoma charter.

“I—I’ll tell him that you did this!” You shriek, grabbing the ropes that held you down.

“Now, listen to me. I really want Kozik as the next President of this club, and he can’t be that from Redwood. Now, I’ve got some business calls to make. Keep quiet.”

“Kozik! How are things going down in Redwood?” Reverend Wheeler asks, listening as Kozik heaves a sigh.

“Somebody took Stellar.” He chokes, eyes watering.

“Oh shit, man. I’m sorry. I told you those Redwood Originals can’t keep anybody safe.” He offers, eyes flicking over to you.

“Yeah, guess you’re right. I gotta find her, man.” He whispers, hanging up. Pulling a burner phone from his breast pocket and dialing the same number.

“Hello?” His soft, confused voice broke your heart. He was being played the men who were supposed to love him.

“Herman. Kozik? Is it? I have someone who would like to speak with you. Remember darling, a wrong word, and I’ll kill ya.” He murmurs to you.

“You got my baby? You got her?” He shrieks, jumping to his feet and pacing the club. “I want her back, man. Listen, I don’t know why ya took her, but that’s my baby. That’s my girl. My best friend. My one and only, man. I just want her back. Please dawg, tell me what you want. I’ll make it happen.” He pleads, eyes begging one of his club members to help him. He was going crazy without you.

“We need ten thousand dollars, by tomorrow or your girl dies. And my god, I’d hate to see something happen to this little lady’s pretty face, Herman.” The man said, something about his voice stuck in the back of Kozik’s brain, eating away at him. He knew that voice.

“Lemme talk to her. I just wanna hear her voice, man. Please.”

“He-hello?” You ask, throat sore and dry.

“Holy shit, hey baby. I got you okay? I’m gonna kill these bastards. Don’t you worry! Just hold on, baby! I love you!” Tig watched Kozik fall apart in front of them, and he felt horrible. Tig was so distracted and angry with Kozik that he let his own daughter get kidnapped. The tears on the blondie’s face made him feel awful. First, Abel was stolen, but they found him. Now Tig’s daughter and Kozik’s babygirl. That shit was wrong. He knew, at that moment— Kozik in the clubhouse begging on his knees just to speak with you— that the blond moron was the best thing for you.

“I love you, Hermie.” She whispers, breaking what little piece of his heart was left. He staggered to his feet and his fist hit the wall.

“Baby!” He shrieks as the line goes dead. Nothing but dial tone filling his ears.

“We’re gonna get her, man.” Opie assures, his hand resting on Kozik’s back.

“I hope so. I know them. I don’t know how, but I know who it is. There was somethin’ about the way this guy said Herman, man.”

“It’s alright, dude. We’ll get her back. What’s the ransom?” Jax asked.

“Ten thousand. I got that shit, it’s chump change in Tacoma.” He stepped away from Opie for only a moment, but then his eyes were the size of saucers. “Tacoma. They’ve got her in Tacoma!” He barks, heading to his room to get the cash and sprinting for his bike.

“Woah! Woah! What do you mean they’ve got her in Tacoma? Why would anyone in Tacoma take her? Was it the Nomad charter? Why?” Tig asks, chasing after him.

“Because they didn’t want me leaving. So they took her, gonna use her as a bargaining chip for me to go back to Tacoma. Rev wanted me to be the next president, but when I told him I was probably moving, he came unhinged, man. Told me I’d regret not staying in Tacoma.” He explains as he packs his saddlebag before mounting his bike, taking a deep breath from his helmet, and smelling the sweetness of your coconut shampoo.

“Why would he do that?” He asks.

“Because Tacoma’s gettin’ desperate, man.” He takes off, leaving Tig and the crew to follow behind him as he headed for Tacoma. They arrived at the clubhouse and he busted through the door. Dropping the bag on the table, he grabs the prospect up and presses a gun to his head. “You’re gonna take me to the girl. Or I’m gonna spill your brains across the clubhouse table. You got me?” He growls, jamming the boy in the back as they headed outside. “You don’t take me to her, you alert any of these motherfuckers. I’ll goddamn kill you.”

“I got it, dude. Man, this club isn’t what it used to be dude. I want out.” He grumbles as he storms towards the shed.

“Tell you what, since you don’t seem to know anything, talk to Jax. Become part of the Redwoods. There’s other charts, kid. Don’t stay with these assholes. You wanna come back with us?” He asks, as the kid swings the door open. There you were, his sweet angel, duct taped to a support in the middle of the shed. “Baby, oh hunny. Look at you. Beautiful, sweetheart. Just beautiful. Always.” He whispers, hugging you against him. You let out a soft whine, the pain in your ribs twinging and stabbing. “What’s the matter baby?” He whispers, scooping you up.

“My ribs, they kicked me a lot. Sorry, hun. I’m okay. Just happy to see ya, daddy.” You laugh, sucking in a sharp breath and gritting your teeth.

“Easy, hunny. I got ya. Let’s go. You got any guff about sparky over there joining SAMCRO?” He asks, directing your attention to the sweet boy who was bringing you water and food when the club left.

“Nah, he’s a good kid. He deserves a good club.” You whisper, letting the kid hug you awkwardly, showing the rest of them he was good.

“We gotta get outta here they should be back any minute. Get the fuck outta here. I’ll take care of em.” The guy barks, heading into the clubhouse.

“Kid! Get your kutte on, let’s go. You ride with SAMCRO. Let’s go.”

“You guys aren’t gonna kill me right? Rev says if anyone found out about it, I’d get killed. No other charter would take a nark man.”

“Kid, you listen to me. You were the only one who brought my wife food and water while your president held her hostage. You deserve to be in a good club, you got a good heart. Now, let’s get outta here, before they come back.” Kozik was ready to zoom away, but he heard the bikes coming up the street. Digging through his bag, he tossed his second bulletvest to the kid.

“Put it on and stick with us, you’re crow now.” He calls to the kid. Rev pulls into the lot, seeing the Redwood MC his eyes widen for just a moment, scared out of his mind. How had he known?

“Crows.” Someone whispers. Kozik swings a leg over his bike and stands in front of Rev.

“You. You son of a bitch. You took my girl from me, make a ransom call from a burner, and think I wouldn’t remember when you threatened me? I’m gonna kill you. You’re fucking dead, Rev.”

“That right? Go ahead and shoot me, my boys will back me up, well except you, I guess.” He chuckles darkly, walking towards the bike you were currently perched on. “You tell him how I touched you? How you loved it? How you begged me to keep going? That Herman here, couldn’t get it up for ya anymore!” His maniacal laughter and shrieking is cut short when Kozik grabs him by the throat.

“You touched her?” He asks, eyes dark with hatred. Some MC wash up was now playing god with you.

“Hey man, if you ask her, she fuckin’ loved it.”

“Don’t. Don’t say another fucking word. Jax! Tig!” He shouts, you watching on as Jax and your dad each grab an arm.

“What? You gonna execute me in front of my men?” He chuckles.

“Yeah, I sure the fuck am, on your knees!”

“I believe the chap said,” Chibs’ boots kicked Rev in the back of the knees. “ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES!”

“Now, look at this. You here on the ground. You wanna suck my dick? Huh? You wouldn’t like that? I’m sorry, I don’t really remember asking. That’s my daughter that you just admitted to raping.”

“Huh, don’t that just suck man? I should let him do that doggie shit to ya, let him do what he wants and leave you here like the crying bitch that you are. But hey, I’ve got better plans. Take off his shirt.” Kozik slicked the blade across this man’s back, carving whatever he was carving into his skin, Rev crying out. “Lastly,” his sunk the knife into the front of Rev’s chest, cutting what appeared to be a circle, then proceeded to stuff his big hand into the opening and yank out Rev’s still beating heart.

“Kozik, man. I’ve never seen this Viking shit before. I didn’t know you had it in ya!” Jax cheers as Rev falls to the pavement. Kozik turns to you, your eyes wide and your face pale.

“Baby,” he starts towards you. He’d forgotten you were right there, witnessing the monster rearing it’s ugly head.

“Don’t. Don’t touch me.” You whispered. You held gently to him the whole ride back to Charming. No words were spoken between you two. Hell, you were scared out of your mind. You couldn’t believe what you saw. That was your man, the one who built you shelves for your workspace at home. The man whose strong arms made you feel so safe. You’d never witnessed this crusader of a barbarian, and it scared you.

“Baby, can I talk to you?” He murmurs, his heart breaking over again. You wouldn’t get any closer than four feet, scared of him.

“No! You ripped out some guy’s heart!” You shriek, grabbing a chair and putting it between you two.

“Keep your fucking voice down. Don’t be out here yelling that shit!” He hushes, stepping toward you.

“Jesus, what would stop you from doing that to me? What would stop you? Huh? What would stop you from killing me?” You shriek, arms wrapped around your small frame as you quake.

“What?” He asks. “You think I could do that shit to you? Baby, baby listen, I know I’m a little messed up, but he raped you and was gonna kill you. Chec, the kid from Tacoma, said they planned on killing you and dropping you off at our front door. As a warning. And I wasn’t gonna just let that shit happen!” He shouts, and you shriek, covering your head with the blanket that was wrapped around you.

“I’m sorry, Kozik. I just need some time. This shit that went down, I’m still a little fuzzy, but you ripping out someone’s heart, that’s clear. I saw you. What did you carve into his back?” You coo, eyes still on the floor.

“Your name.” He steps a step closer to you, you take one backwards.

“I need time. It’s over, Kozik. I’m sorry. I can’t be with someone who can live two separate lives, because like today, those two became one.” You head out the door, limping and dragging your blanket behind you. You spent the night in Kozik’s room at the clubhouse, avoiding eye contact with everyone who watched on confused. Eyes turned to the door as Kozik walked in, his eyes directed towards the barkeep.

“Gimme a couple shots of something strong. It’s gonna be a long night.” He grumbles, putting himself on a barstool.

“What’s going on man?”

“Nothing, apparently women aren’t as keen to that barbarian shit.” He chuckles dryly. “Hey, I’m gonna stay in the guest room across the hall from her, do you guys mind? I just, I don’t wanna leave her alone, guys.” He murmurs, eyes fogging with tears, only to blink them away.

“Hey there, Conan. You wanna throw me over your shoulder and have your way with me?” A crow eater wandered up to him, smooth talking and sexy, she was hard to resist. “Oh come on, baby. You and I both know you did that to protect her. That’s hot.”

“Yeah. I did.”

“And all she did was think you were a monster. You sexy, beautiful beast. Lemme show you what a real man should feel.” He downed three more shots, feeling buzzed enough to go through with it. She leads him to his dorm, pushing him back onto the bed, letting him wrap a denim clad leg across her soft skin, the rough denim exciting her.

“She doesn’t deserve me.” He whispers, letting her ravage his body.

“That’s right, baby. Let me show you what you deserve.” She whispers, sending fire chasing her lips down his chest.

The next morning, she’d figured it was time to talk to Kozik. She was sorry for overreacting the night before. As you step into the clubhouse after heading out for a coffee, you tiptoe over the women and men on the floor, heading back to Kozik’s room. As you reach for the handle, you hear your dad from behind you.

“Hey, he’s not in there. He already went to the shower and said he was headed back to your house.”

“Well he’s not there. I’ll just wait for him in here. can you call him?” You ask, twisting the knob and swinging open the door.

“I won’t need to.” He mutters, eyes dark with fear. As you stepped into his dorm you knew why. The stench of sex hung in the air, and your eyes fall onto the scene before you. Some blond, hair flowing over Kozik’s arm, his big arms holding her tight to his body the way he held you.

“What in the mother fuck is going on in here!?” You rage, ripping his blanket from them, revealing naked bodies. “Kozik, you better be pranking me, you fuck.” You growl, watching his eyes flutter open and land on you.

“Awe shit, baby. I—“

“I dare you to try and save it. Go ahead.” You grind through clenched teeth, tears falling down your face.

“Babe, I—“

“He just wanted to feel good about what he did. You made him feel like shit for killing a man who raped you and hurt you. I was a comfort, if you will.” You grabbed the closest weapon, a baseball bat and stretched it back above your head.

“You have ten seconds, doctor Phil.”

“Is she serious?”

“Babe, just leave. I’ll handle this shit, just go.”

“Ok.” You turn, but he calls to you. “Hey. I was talking to her.” Your heart stops in your throat.

“What?” You whisper, watching that bitch saunter out of the room. You can’t help it, you lunge on her, grabbing a handful of hair and slamming her face into the door jam. “Don’t ever, and I do mean ever, touch my man again.” You bark, still holding a handful of her hair.

“Jesus Christ hunny! Let her go!”

“Well someone needed to comfort him.” She croons, a sick grin on her bloody face.

“You bitch!” You drag her through the whole clubhouse, fury pulsing through you. Throwing her onto the hot pavement, you straddle her back, slamming her face into the concrete.

“Grab her before she kills someone!” Jax shouts, hooking his arms through yours and dragging you away from her.

“No! I’m not done!”

“Kozik! You need to keep you girl in check, man. She’s out here bashing some chick’s face into the asphalt.” Jax chuckles a little.

“Don’t fucking bother. I’m gone.” You storm over to his Dyna, kicking it over onto the ground, scratching your initials into the gas tank, and getting into your car.

“Wow, she doesn’t play around man.” Tig chuckles a little, but dry. “You really pissed off my baby, man. She’s my little star, I love her. Don’t make her regret moving home.”

“I won’t man, I just need a minute to process. Shit, bro. What do I do? What do I say? I gotta get her back, for fuck’s sake, she almost killed another woman.” He was back to square one, his heart pounding, head throbbing, as if he’d never found her.

“I don’t know kid, you’ll have to beg.”

“I gotta go, if that bike even rides still.” He chuckles, tipping his bike up and jumping on, heading for home.

“Baby?” He calls into the house, eyes searching the kitchen. “Babe? Ya in here?” He opens the garage door to find you on the garage floor, bound and gagged, shirt ripped open. “Holy fuck. Who?” He screams, grabbing you up, checking for a pulse.

“Tacoma.” You hush, tears falling down your cheeks.

“Why? I killed him!” He cries, examining your body to find something carved into your chest. “I’m gonna get you to Tara, you’re gonna be okay baby.”

“I hate you.” You whisper, eyes narrowed on him before they drift shut.

“I’m sorry, hunny.” He whispers, grabbing you up and carrying you to your truck. Once at the clubhouse, he carries you gingerly inside, placing you on the pool table before grabbing Tara from Jax. “Someone attacked her in our fucking garage, dude. Hoping you could patch her up, see what they carved into her.” She hesitantly agrees, patching up your chest. When Tara lets out a gasp, Kozik dashes to her side. ‘BITCH’ was etched into your chest from shoulder to shoulder.

“Who knew that she was done with me? Who saw her little tiff?” He yells, realizing who probably did this.

“I mean, she did bash that girl’s face into every solid thing she could find. I wouldn’t be surprised if she hired someone. That’s kind of brutal for a comeback though, man.” Jax calls from the table. As if on cue, that red-headed crow eater comes sauntering in, eyes both puffed and purple. Kozik rushes her, eyes dark.

“Did you do this?”

“No, but it’s karma.” She laughs, continuing past him.

“Listen, if you did this I need to know. Like, ya I slept with you, but that doesn’t mean anything. And that also means you can’t just attack my old lady. You know that, right? And even if you were gonna, a little scare would’ve been plenty. This is too much.” She puts her hands up and laughs.

“I didn’t do it, but it’s fucking karma. That bitch said she was done with you, then dragged my ass through the fuckin’ dirt. I could be your girl, Kozik. I could be twice—“ He covers her mouth with his hand.

“Don’t. She’s always gonna be mine. I swear to god, I’ll follow her to the ends of the earth. Okay? You don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell. We fucked. It was nothing more than that.” He growls, stalking away before he did something he’d regret.

“Hey, how you doin?” He murmurs to you, perching on the edge of the bed.

“Fine. Listen, Hermie, I can’t do this. At least not until I heal a little better. Just, I need some time. I’m not leaving you, I just. Need a break. Okay? Can you give me that?” You ask, eyes meeting his. Tears fill his sweet, sad eyes, but he nods.

“Yeah, of course. I love you, baby.” He whispers, stepping away from you. He wanders away, leaving you alone.

A month went by, the angry marks turning to scars. You went to a tattoo shop, Happy’s, and had the scar tattooed over and had ‘that’ put above it. You start into the clubhouse to show off your new ink. Sauntering in the place like that bitch that you are, you shove aside that tart who banged your man. Standing in front of him, grinning.

“Just thought you’d like to see this.” You whisper, pulling off Kozik’s SAMCRO sweatshirt to reveal only a black lacy bra and the new tattoo.

“What an attention whore.” That tart laughs, but she’s cut short by your fist. You drop her on the ground, spinning in a slow, tantalizing circle eyes only leaving Kozik long enough to finish your twirl. His eyes catch a glimpse of a crow under your boobs, wings outstretched to cup your perky breasts; it’s beak an arrow to that slender neck. His name never looked so good, scribed on her skin.

“I found confidence. I found peace. I found my love of crazy-filled days. I found a lot out about myself being alone. And being alone I learned that I don’t need a man to control me; but goddamn it, I didn’t find contentment. I didn’t find love. I didn’t find anything close to you. I love you, Herman Kozik.” You huff, spinning and starting to walk out.

“Baby! Where you going?” He calls, shock on his lips. “Baby! I love you! That crow, it means more than you’ll ever know to me, and what a badass tattoo to cover a scar. I’m sorry for sleeping with her. I’m sorry for showing the brutal, barbaric side of me. I lost control. I did what I did because he deserved it. He used what I love the most, and he tried to destroy you. When he took you, he ripped out my whole heart and when I found him, I shared that feeling. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean any of this shit to happen to you. I love you so much.” He whispers, wrapping his arms around you and hugging against his big warm body. Home. You were finally home.

[babykyunbun]

Apologies||Mark Lee

🌜Pairing🌛: Mark Lee and f-reader

🌜summery🌛: smut, minor angst, fluff,,hand holding, kissing, fucking, oral, couch sex,praising,biting,marking,unprotected sex(wrap it up please:))masturbation,pull out method, cumming on stomach. it’s soft because I’m soft for him. Or am I? I don’t know honestly.

I know I write a lot about him but like, I love him a whole lot...anyway enjoy sweethearts. I didn’t expect to be out all day today, and this will be published about 11 pm and I’m most probably gonna pass out right after that but I promise I will post another request tomorrow♡

Also “no manners”,,yes listen to it

Yep, you are now my ✔️anon:)

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After about 4 hours you left the bedroom, your hair messy and all over the place. Your cheeks still red and puffy, a slight sting still in your eyes. You looked a mess but you honestly couldn’t give 2 flying fucks. You slowly walked into the kitchen, playing with the hem of marks shirt to calm your nerves. You never meant to upset him, make him angry. You never meant to scream at him when he was only trying to help.

“I made you dinner, it’s in the microwave so no flies got to it” you jump slightly turning around meeting his gaze, you nod your head moving around the kitchen to the microwave. Mark just leaned against the wall watching you, a slight twinge in his heart at the sight of your tear stained cheeks. You grab the food out, removing the foil that protected it, a small smile gracing your lips. He made you spaghetti bolognese, one of yours and his favourites.

“Thank you, I’m sorry I didn’t eat with you” you whisper out, turning around to look at him but your gaze slowly moving to the floor as small droplets fell fromyour eyes. You feel his arms wrap around you, pushing you to the counter until your back softly hit the edge. His hand running up to wipe the tears that had fallen, placing a small chaste kiss to your forehead.

“Come on, ill grab your tea, go sit on the couch” he says before placing one last kiss to your forehead, you nod before walking to the Living room. Stopping in your tracks as you notice what is playing on the tv, the nightmare before Christmas.

“Baby, it’s not even Halloween,or Christmas” you say loud enough for him to hear. Giggling at the faint response “dont judge me”. You lean your head on the pillow next to you, noticing it was marks from the bedroom. You pushed your face into the silk, breathing in the scent of his coconut shampoo.

“No falling asleep on me yet, angel” he chuckles, placing your tea on the side which he had heated up with a glass of which you thought was wine but is actually cranberry juice. You pull yourself up, leaning forward to grab your dinner before placing your head on his shoulder. Shovelling a spoonful of spaghetti into your mouth, moaning at the taste of it. You hadn’t had it in a while and you missed it.

“taste good Hm?” He says to which you nod your head, turning your attention to the movie.

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You definitely didn’t expect this, you thought you’d just have a quiet night, cuddles, kisses and sleep. But you found yourself lying back against the couch.naked. Mark in between your legs, marking up your the soft skin of your thighs. Pink splotches covering your inner thighs, his teeth biting down softly onto the flesh.

Small whines leaving your plump lips, your fingers running through his silky black hair. His lips getting closer to your heat, where you needed him the most. “You want my tongue Hm? Or my fingers? Both?” He groans out, blowing against your wetness,Feeling goosebumps rise up your skin.

“Please, f-fuck please mark” you whimper out, bucking your hips up into the air. Wanting more friction. He shushes you before licking a long stripe up your folds, a sweet groan leaving his lips, telling you you tasted good. Your fingers immediately gripped his hair tighter, a drawn out whine leaving you. His cold fingertips meeting your sopping hole. Slowly pushing his middle finger in, working up his speed before slipping in another. Spreading you up for him. His other hand taking one of your hands and lacing your fingers together.

His lips attacking your clit, sucking,while his fingers pumped into you. Your loud moans filling the room, the smell of sex already in the air. “Just like that, your fingers fill me up so g-good fuck yes”.

He pulls away from you, still keeping the pace of his fingers. “I can’t wait for you to be wrapped around me, hugging my cock” he groans, before diving back in. Letting his tongue swirl around your wetness, taking in your essence. You let your head fall back against his pillow again, letting yourself drown in the pleasure and the scent of him.

The feeling of a soft fire filled in the pit of your stomach, you clenched around his digits, bucking your hips to meet with his thrusts.

“just fuck me, I’m so close” you whisper, feeling the knot in your tummy tighten slowly as the minutes go by. Your hand moving down to rub his shoulder, pushing him away slightly. He looks up at you, pushing him self up, your juices covering his mouth. A small smile forming on his face as he pokes his tongue out to lick his lips.

“You’re so beautiful you know, I’m sorry about today it’s just you know about work and stuff. Like It’s just stressful, but I shouldn’t take it out on you” he says, letting his eyes fall to the tv then back to you. You just nod your head moving to kiss his lips, tasting yourself.

“Don’t be sorry” you whisper pressing your lips to his again, pulling away shortly to look back in his eyes, the way his eyes stared deeply back into yours. You felt your heart skip a beat. “But if you’re gonna fuck me right here, we are gonna have to pause the movie because I don’t want jack singing when you’re plowing me”.

“Okay okay, but don’t you think it sets the hallo-okay I’m pausing it” he giggles reaching over to pause the tv as you swing your arm. He moves off of you pulling the rest of his clothes off, which were just his sweats.

“No boxers, what were you planning?” A questioning expression written on your face, his cheeks heat up and he lets out a loud sigh. Rolling his head back to hide his face.

“We’ll you technically locked me out of our bedroom for hours and I was doing something before you decided to lock me out and, that’s all I’m saying” he says quickly before gripping the sides of your thighs, slotting himself back between your legs. You let it slide for now but you’re definitely gonna ask him what he was doing even though you knew.

One of his hands gripped the arm of the couch, his other tapping your thigh so you’d wrap your legs around his waist. “Wait, condom” he groans, going to get up again before you reach for him. You shake your head pulling him into you.

“Just pull out, unless you want to use one” you say, lacing your fingers with his again. His eyes slowly widen but soon he pushes the thoughts away and slowly pushes into you after making sure his dick was soaked in your juices. The smallest whimpers leaving you, the feeling of him filling you up.

As soon as he feels you clench around him, he slowly draws back before pushing into you again. His fingers squeezing yours as he pushes himself into you more. Pushing his face into the crook of your neck, leaving the smallest marks. Your lonely hand running up and down his back, leaving faint scratches. You’re so glad your boyfriend doesn’t take his shirts off in concerts or everyone would know how not so innocent he is.

Soon,Both of your moans filled the dark room and the smell of sex was very prominent. Sweat dripped from both of your body’s, the feeling of heat affecting you but the pleasure that you felt blocked that out. The huffs and puffs that left marks lips ringed through your ears, the small growls he’d let out when you clenched around his cock. Had your whole body on fire.

The minutes began passing by, the pleasing aching in your tummy becoming more prominent. Heat washing over your lower half, the knot in your tummy tightening. Feeling yourself slowly falling over the edge you gripped onto mark. Whispering small pleas into his ear, your hips meeting his.

“Cum for me baby, cum all over my cock you deserve it” he whimpers, holding himself back but it was becoming hard by the way you tightened around him like crazy. The warmth surrounding his dick, like a blanket.

You nod your head pathetically, long whimpers leaving you as you feel yourself fall apart. Your body out of control as you couldn’t hold yourself still, your limbs flailing and gripping at anything you could grip.

Mark had to pull out to avoid cumming in you, but his fingers rubbed your clit making your heavenly high carry on for a little longer.

His fist clenching around his cock as he pumped up and down getting himself there, small whines leaving him too which definitely made you 100x more soaked. Soon you felt hot robes of his cum hit your tummy, you stared down at him your eyes wide at the beautiful sight infront of you. God, you could watch this all day.

He sat there for a couple of second, his breathing erratic, cum still dripping from his reddened tip. You let your head fall back, closing your eyes trying to calm your breathing. You felt yourself slowly drift Into a calmful state before marks breathless voice filled your ears.

“Now can I unpause the movie”

[electricsockhead]

Ok, so y’all remember this post? Probably not, either way, after that I kept adding pet names, and... I sort of got a little bit carried away (just a little bit) and made a whole other notes on it... and now I wanted to share it whith y’all for no reason in particular! I hope this helps some writers out there in need of pet names! If any of you have any additions you’d like to make, PLEASE COMMENT OR REBLOG! Ok, that’s it, thank you! 😊Source 1 Source 2

pet names, Pet Names, PET NAMES!!!

- Angel

angel eyes, angel face, angel heart, angel of mine, heaven

- Baby

baby cakes, baby boy/baby girl, baby doll, baby face

- Beautiful

- Blueberry

candy 🍬, candy cane, cheesecake, cherry 🍒, cherry lips, chocolate thunder 🍫, cinnamon, cinnabun, coconut 🥥, cookie 🍪, cupcake 🧁, eye candy, fruit loop, fruit loops, fruit cakes, honey 🍯, hon’, honey scoop, honey cakes, hunny bunny, Kit-Kat, lemon boy 🍋/ lemon girl 🍋, lollipop 🍭, muffin, marshmallow, pancake 🥞, peach 🍑, peach pie 🥧, peanut, popcorn 🍿, pop tart, pumpkin 🎃, short cake 🍰, short cakes 🎂, short stack, sugar, snicker doodle, soda pop, strawberry 🍓 strawberry, suga’ pie honey bun, sugar, sugar daddy, sugar lips, sugar mama, sugar muffin, sugar pie, suggar plum, sugar puffs, sweets, sweet thing, sweetheart, sweetie, sweet cheeks, sweetie pie face cakes, sweetness, sweet kisses, sweetsie, sweet stuff

- Boss

boss-man/boss-lady, boss baby, hoss, soldier boy/ soldier girl, chief, sir, mam

- Boy wonder/ Gril wonder

Wonderful

- Buttercup

daisy, lily boo, sunflower 🌻, rosie 🌹, tulip 🌷

- Butterfly

dove 🕊, kitten 🐈 , kitty 🐱, puppy 🐶, penguin(g), hummingbird, goose, monkey 🐒, guinea pig, hamster 🐹, silly goose, teddy bear 🐻, tiger 🐯,

- Captain

- Cuddle-bug

cuddles, cuddle bear

- Cutie

cutie pie, cutenesses

- Darling

darlin’, darling o’ mine

- Dear

- Deliciousness

heat slayer, hot stuff, sexiness, sex god/ sex goddess, tasty, sexy mama

- Dimples

- Doll

doll face, tinker bell,

- Dummy

- Giggles

- Gorgeous

- Handsome

- Heartbreaker

- Huggy bear

- Laziness

sleepyhead, sleeping beauty

- Love

love bug, lover boy/lover girl, luv, lover (mockingly ofc)

- Mama

- Ms./Mr./Mrs.

Ms./Mr./Mrs. McDreamy, Ms./Mr./Mrs. McSteamy,

- Moonlight

shooting star 💫, starry boy🌟/starry girl🌟, sun beam, sunny, sunshine ☀️, superstar ☄️, starshine, sparkles ✨, twinkle ⚡️

- Munchkin

- Num Nums/ Noom Nooms

- PB&J

- Paradise

- Perfect

- Pinky

- Poopie/Poopsie

- Pretty thing

pretty boy/pretty girl, pretty princess, pretty ricky

- Princess

Ariel, Beauty and the Beast, Belle, Cinderella, Elsa, Pocahontas, Rapunzel, Snow White, Tiana,

- Shmoop

shmoopie, shmoopsie, shmoopsies, smoochie snookums, snuggles, snuggle bunny

- Smiles

smiley boy/ smiley girl, smiley face

- Sport/Old sport

- Superman/ Wonder Woman

- Teardrop

- Toots

tootsie, tootsie whoopsie,

- Treasure

- Winky dink

(Ok, I’ve had this in my drafts for months, and now I’m posting this for my little fruit loop, @mayliia, but if anyone wants to use these, feel free! 🤗💗)

[breanime]

What attracts you to the bre boys and does it differ from what you're attracted to in real life?

Oh man, what a great question... You guys are ON it, today! In short, physically, they’re all hot as hell, so there’s that... But the long answer is...

Billy: He feels like my first love in the sense that he was the first guy I wrote about on here. Season one Billy was just sooooo hot and complex and wrong and I loved him, season two was so raw and emotional and broken, and I loved him too. I love the suits and shaky confidence and his New York accent. I love how he’s only looking out for number one (himself) but still let Frank and Curtis in... Also, he’s Ben Barnes so... 

Logan: LOGAN DELOS DESERVED BETTER! He’s such a little asshole, I love him! Logan is one of my fav Ben Barnes characters; I love his sense of humor and the fact that he’s bi and how carefree he was... I feel like he would be so much fun to hang out with...and have sex with.

Jax: Sigh, my super hot problematic fave. I love Jax’s laugh and smile, I love his swagger, I love the fact that he has Big Dick energy, and I ignore the rest lol

Coco: My Loco Coco Puff! My Coconut! How do you NOT love him? My emotionally stunted, loyal, badass, sensitive, biker boy! Plus those eyes...that hair... HIS ACCENT?! Coco is so underrated and I want to show him what love is and hold him and kiss him and run my fingers through his hair! I want to wake him up with kisses and fall asleep in his arms. I want to kiss up and down his chest, my lips caressing each and every tattoo of his. God, I’m so parched....

Angel: Angel is shaped like a boyfriend. Period. I love him. He’s a big ol teddy bear, and I bet he smells so good and has warm skin and gives the best hugs. He needs someone to love him and put him first--also, I bet he’s a great kisser. 

Miguel: BIG. DICK. ENERGY. He’s charming, he’s powerful, he’s rich, he’s bi-lingual, he’s smart, he can and WILL kill a man with his own fancy shirt--need I say more? Plus Danny Pino... This character was made to be lusted after by me!

Nick: My sweet, angry, emotional detective. I love him. Nick is the most “normal” of my boys, and he’s a hot mess, so... that tells you something about the kind of guy I like. But Nick really is noble, he’s caring, he’s protective, he’s loving... I feel like Nick--with all of his flaws--is def husband material. 

Johnny: Okay, truth be told... I’ve probably logged the MOST fantasy hours on Johnny. He’s the total package: fine as hell, fun, funny, a badass, a hero, still has some darkness in him, Manny Montana, I mean... Johnny would be THE perfect man for me, and I am saddened and upset by the fact that not only is he not real, but that I have never and probably will never meet my Johnny Tuturro... ANYway, he’s sunshine personified, he’s hot as hell, he’s an extrovert so he can roll with my extroverted ass, he’s nice but he doesn’t take shit, he calls people out when needed but also supports them and tries to help them be better... I love him. 

Rio: Riooooooo! GOD, he is just the HOTTEST. The swag, the confidence, the smirk, the VOICE, the golden gun, the dramatics, the pettiness, the sarcasm, the tattoo.... Plus he’s a BADASS CRIME BOSS. Rio hits all of my major kinks and I thank him for it! I wish we knew more about him, not everything, because the mystery surrounding him is hot too, but yknow, reasonable things... like his last name. I feel like that’s not asking for too much...

I hope this answers your question!

[purplesurveys]

570

Ahh, my true passion. Glad there’s this survey around.

Food

I crossed out what I’ve never tried before <- Might as well do this. Thanks for the idea, @justsurveys​! :D Will probs bold and italicize the food I love, bold the ones I’ve simply tried at least once and liked, italicize the ones I’ve tried at least once but don’t like all that much, and strikethrough the food I’ve downright never tried before. Lotsa rules, but food surveys don’t come around often and I’m excited for this one lmao. Let’s go.

Food: Your protein

pork steak lamb chops hamburgers vegan burgers chicken nuggets chicken fingers tuna shrimp salmon oyster

crab lasagna ravioli chicken soup beef jerky slim jims bacon spam buffalo wings sausage ham turkey meat balls

Foods: Your dairy

milk soy milk skim milk raw egg boiled egg sunny-side eggs scrambled eggs cottage cheese cheddar cheese mozzarella cheese swiss cheese bleu cheese cream cheese plain yogurt

Foods: Your vegetables and fruits

mushrooms tomatoes pickles olives carrots raw onion broccoli cauliflower green beans string beans peas black beans celery leek artichoke lima beans bell pepper asparagus spinach seaweed avocado eggplant zucchini corn cucumber squash/pumpkin/yam garlic ginger peanuts almonds sunflower seeds raisins bananas apples pears grapes oranges tangerines peach blueberries raspberries blackberries strawberries lemons (Only as a chaser haha. Tastes great when paired with tequila) pineapples coconuts (I only like it as coconut oil for curry) apricot cherries plums cranberry kiwi watermelon melon pomegranate grapefruit lime guava mango papaya

Foods: Your starch

French fries baked potato scalop potato mashed potato fried rice white rice bagel white bread whole grain bread French bread corn bread sourdough pancakes spaghetti macaroni & cheese oatmeal

Foods: Condiments

wasabi soy sauce cranberry sauce marmalade grape jam strawberry jam ketchup mustard relish mayonnaise whipped cream honey mustard sauce Tabasco salt ranch gravy caramel peanut butter salsa pepper honey maple syrup hummus butterscotch marshmallows icing

Foods: Junk food

Ugh, the most American list on this survey. Watch me strikethrough so many items, ha.

cheetos sour cream and onion chips barbeque chips vinegar chips wheat thins graham crackers saltine crackers cheez-its ritz tortilla chips Lunchables Milano cookies Twinkies popcorn fruit roll ups donuts ice cream sandwiches Poptarts pretzels Girl Scout cookies Oreos Nutter Butter Fig Newtons Jell-O rice crispy treats

Surprisingly not a lot of US stuff. Thanks for being inclusive somehow! Hahaha.

Foods: Cereals

Cocoa Puffs Cocoa Pebbles Fruit Loops Cinnamon Toast Crunch Frosted Flakes Raisin Bran Apple Jacks Corn Flakes Cookie Crisp Cap’n Crunch Lucky Charms Cheerios

Ok, I take back my praise. Tbf, most of the cereals I know are American brands + I don’t eat cereals all that much, so it’s not really this survey’s fault lmao.

Foods: Dessert

brownies muffins cinnamon rolls cheesecake donuts chocolate fondue pudding apple pie pumpkin bread pumpkin pie chocolate chip cookies sugar cookies gingerbread cookies biscotti fortune cookies shortbread cookies oatmeal cookies Angel food cake carrot cake cupcakes fruit cake cream puffs flan custard Meringue sorbet s’mores

Foods: Asian

ramen cup noodle sushi miso soup kimchi teriyaki eggrolls orange chicken

...Seriously? 8 items?

Foods: Fast food and restaurants

McDonald’s Carl’s Jr Taco Bell Panda Express Jack-in-the-box In-n-out Chick-Fil-A La Salsa Dairy Queen Baskin Robbin’s Pizza Hut Papa John’s Roundtable Domino’s Johnny Rocket’s Cho-cho San’s Hot Dog On A Stick Coldstone California Pizza Kitchen Red Robin Ruby Tuesdays Chili’s Wendy’s Burger King Kentucky Fried Chicken Subway Tommy’s The Cheesecake Factory Arby’s Quiznos El Pollo Loco TGIF Applebee’s Wienerschnitzel IHOP Islands White Castle Togo’s Sonic Popeyes Orange Julius Jamba Juice Coffee Bean Starbucks Del Taco Chuck E. Cheese Baja Fresh Macaroni Grill

Foods: Candy

Red Vines M&M’s Snickers Hershey’s kisses Kissables Kit-Kat Nerds Junior Mints Twizzlers Tootsie Rolls Jelly beans Swedish Fish Skittles Starburst 100 grand 3 Musketeers Airheads Almond Joy Baby Bottle Pops Baby Ruth bottle caps Butterfinger Reese’s Cup Fast Break Twix cotton candy chocolate coins Dots Hot Tamales jaw breakers Jolly Ranchers Laffy Taffy Lemonheads lifesavers Mike & Ike Milkduds Milky way Mr. Goodbar Nestle’s crunch Payday pixie sticks pop rocks Push Up pops Runts Smarties Snow Caps Sugardaddy Sweet Tarts Tic-Tacs York Peppermint Patties Warheads

Drinks: Non-alcoholic

Rootbeer Lemonade Orange juice Grape juice Capri Sun Coke Diet Coke Diet Pepsi Pepsi 7up Sprite Mountain Dew Hawaiian Punch Dr. Pepper Apple juice hot cocoa Kool-Aid cappuccinos frappuccinos lattes espresso energy drinks Vanilla Coke Cherry Coke Fanta Arizona Green Tea Squirt Gatorade Iced tea Green tea Chamomile tea White tea Oolong tea Jasmine tea Chai tea Snapple apple cider

Drinks: Alcoholic

Wine Sake Shochu Vodka Bourbon whisky Irish whisky Canadian whisky Bloody Mary Rum Absolut Brandy Scotch Cognac Tequila Gin Wine cooler Smirnoff Marc Sidecar Tonic Pina Colada Martini Alabama Slammer Daiquiri Margarita Cape Cod Flying Horse Kamikaze Screwdriver Rusty Nail Cajun Strawberry Soda Mimosa Champagne Cascade Fosters Sam Adams Budweiser Coors Harpoon Milwaukee’s Bes

[sweetoothgirl]

RECIPE MASTER LIST PART 1

Okay so hello there, this is  the beginning of a TAG master list. It’s pretty self explanatory but humor me please. Below I have different categories of desserts, like cake, cupcakes, brownies, etc. Then I have sub categories like chocolate cake, which contains a link to  all of the chocolate cake recipes I have. You get it.  Hopefully this will make finding recipes you are looking for a little easier.

You can always search all of my tags using sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/tagged/ or you can search the blog for more specific recipes with sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/search/

Happy Baking!

All links work on actual site, some bugs on mobile sorry!

CAKES

All Cakes

Layer Cake

Chocolate Cake

Vanilla Cake

Yellow Cake

Strawberry Cake

Funfetti Cake

Red Velvet Cake

Spice Cake

Angel Food Cake

Bundt Cake

Carrot Cake

Black Forest Cake

Coconut Cake

Lemon Cake

Olive Oil Cake

Apple Cake

Pumpkin Cake

Lava Cake

Boston Cream Pie

Tiramisu

Pound Cake

Sheet Cake

Cake Rolls

Vegan Cake

GF Cake

CUPCAKES

All Cupcakes

Chocolate Cupcakes

Vanilla Cupcakes

Strawberry Cupcakes

Oreo Cupcakes

Red Velvet Cupcakes

Pumpkin Cupcakes

S’mores Cupcakes

Nutella Cupcakes

Frosting Flower Cupcakes

Funfetti Cupcakes

Peanut Butter Cupcakes

Caramel Cupcakes

High-Hat Cupcakes

Vegan Cupcakes

GF Cupcakes

COOKIES

All Cookies

Chocolate Cookies

Sugar Cookies

Snickerdoodle

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Cookie Bars

Peanut Butter Cookies

Macarons

Coconut Macaroons

Thumbprint Cookies

Slice N’ Bake Cookies

Homemade Oreos

Soft Cookies

Crispy Cookies

Gingerbread

Edible Cookie Dough

Biscotti

M&M Cookies

Crinkle Cookies

Linzer Cookies

Oatmeal Cookies

Macadamia Nut Cookies

Shortbread

Vegan Cookies

GF Cookies

PIES

See my pie master list HERE

CHEESECAKES

All Cheesecake

Vanilla Cheesecake

Chocolate Cheesecake

Strawberry Cheesecake

No-Bake Cheesecake

S’mores Cheesecake

Nutella Cheesecake

Pumpkin Cheesecake

Coffee Cheesecake

Raspberry Cheesecake

Lemon Cheesecake

Caramel Cheesecake

Mint Cheesecake

Peanut Butter Cheesecake

Vegan Cheesecake

GF Cheesecake

ICE CREAM

All Ice Cream

Chocolate Ice Cream

Strawberry Ice Cream

Vanilla Ice Cream

Mint Chocolate Chip

Coffee Ice Cream

Cookie Dough Ice Cream

Ice Cream Cake

Ice Cream Pie

Ice Cream Sandwich

Ice Cream Sundae

Ice Cream Cones

Ice Cream Bar

Frozen Yogurt

Nice Cream

Affogato

Milkshakes

Popsicles

No Churn Ice Cream

Vegan Ice Cream

BROWNIES

All Brownies

Fudge Brownies

Walnut Brownies

Caramel Brownies

Slutty Brownies

S’mores Brownies

Nutella Brownies

Cheesecake Brownies

Peanut Butter Brownies

Pumpkin Brownies

Mint Brownies

Guinness Brownies

Blondies

Brookies

Brownie Pie

Brownie Cake

Vegan Brownies

GF Brownies

DOUGHNUTS

All Doughnuts

Chocolate Doughnuts

Jelly Doughnuts

Apple Cider Doughnuts

Caramel Doughnuts

S’mores Doughnuts

Nutella Doughnuts

Funfetti Doughnuts

Glazed Doughnuts

Doughnut Cake

Baked Doughnuts

French Crurrlers

Beignets

Doughnut Holes

Fritters

Vegan Doughnuts

GF Doughnuts

DESSERT BARS

All Bars

Cookie Bars

Cheesecake Bars

Ice Cream Bars

Chocolate Bars

Candy Bars

Granola Bars

Cake Bars

Seven Layer Bars

No-Bake Bars

Vegan Bars

GF Bars

CINNAMON ROLLS

All Cinnamon Rolls

Pumpkin Cinnamon Rolls

Coffee Cinnamon Rolls

Chocolate Cinnamon Rolls

Orange Cinnamon Rolls

Sweet Rolls

1 Hour Cinnamon Rolls

Overnight Cinnamon Rolls

Vegan Cinnamon Rolls

GF Cinnamon Rolls

PASTRIES

All Pastries

Croissant

Pain au Chocolat

Eclair

Cream Puff

Cannoli

Scones

Baklava

Turnovers

Danish

Strawberry Shortcake

Biscuit

Puff Pastry

Rugelach

Babka

Galette

Souffle

Pop Tarts

CANDY

All Candy

Caramels

Chocolate Bark

Chocolate Bars

Chocolate Truffles

Lollipops

Candy Cups

Gummy Bears

Toffee

Nougat

Fudge

BREAKFAST

All Breakfast

Smoothies

Green Smoothies

Smoothie Bowl

All Muffins

Chocolate Chip Muffins

Blueberry Muffins

Vegan Muffins

GF Muffins

All French Toast

Stuffed French Toast

French Toast Sticks

French Toast Bake

Vegan French Toast

All Pancakes

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Blueberry Pancakes

Banana Pancakes

Oreo Pancakes

Vegan Pancakes

GF Pancakes

All Waffles

Chocolate Waffles

Bubble Waffles

Vegan Waffles

Gluten Free Waffles

Oatmeal

Overnight Oats

(Part 2 of Master List Includes Breads, Crepes, Whoopie Pies, Puddings, Custard, Cobblers, Crisps, Frosting, Drinks)

[traveling-couch-potato]

Puerto Rico Day 9

It’s finally here! HAMILTON DAY!!!! We wanted to do a whole day dedicated to the show but couldn’t fit it all in. We started off with breakfast at La Bombonera in Old San Juan for some Mallorcas (recommendation of Lin-Manuel Miranda himself...via his Twitter). So good. It’s the love child of a donut and croissant if the donut took a more dominant role. It’s sprinkled with powdered sugar and filled with a fried egg, melty swiss, and thin slices of ham.

Puerto Rico is all about those sweet/savory combos and I am here for it!

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The festival wasn’t in full swing yet so we decided to do a bit of a morning walk to the Puerta de San Juan where we entered Paseo del Morro. It’s a gorgeous path along the base of the Castillo San Felipe del Morro right along the water. You get a great view of the giant waves crashing into the rocks on one side and the towering wall structures to the right. 

Leaving through the Puerta de San Juan gate!

The path was full of cats. Literally anywhere you look there’s a cat. There’s feeding stations run by the Save-a-Gato organization which is why all the cats like to gather here.

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Once we finished up the walk we had a lovely chat with another visiting girl (and fellow Hamilton-fan) before we finally regained enough energy to officially enter the grounds of the San Sebastian Street Festival. We started off near the market centers around the Plaza del Quinto Centenario. Tio Danny had a booth set up so we picked up a Maduro (Beef/Plantain Empanadilla) and walked through some of the stalls which featured a ton of local Puerto Rican artists selling everything from painted gourds to pressed flowers to sweets. I’m not much for knick knacks and jewelry but food always calls to me especially if I have no clue what it is. This meant my 2nd purchase of the day was a tiny container of Majarete. It tasted like a blended rice pudding (though it’s apparently made with rice flour) with your typically cinnamon notes but a nice underlying coconut flavor as well. It was extremely viscous so the tiny cup was the perfect size.

The first of many street food snacks courtesy of the San Sebastian Street Festival.

We continued walking until we hit a street lined with Bounty sponsored booths. Angel still hasn’t had a chance to try one of my favorite Puerto Rican foods, Bacalaito, so we had to order one and it was GIGANTIC. This one was more crunchy and flat than my previous one, almost like a fried cracker/pancake crossbreed. But of course I also needed to try something new so a few booths down I pointed at the first item I didn’t know. I ended up with a cup of Sorulittos de Maiz. Basically corn fries. They basically taste like corn meal fries (because that’s what they are). Or corn puffs that were never fully dehydrated. Like every other item here, it was served w/ a side of Mayoketchup. 

Fried foods galore! So good but so bad for you (not that that matters when I’m on vacation!)

Some of the sweets I bought from one of the stalls. They have a ton of lollipops and these coconut/fruit combo bite things (that I clearly don’t know the name of).

We spent a bit more time wandering the festival browsing booths and enjoying the music before we headed out. Of course we needed dessert though so we may a quick trip to Chocobar Cortes so I could get a proper chocolate tasting. I got their Spiced Chocolate (Anise/Cinammon) and one of their Hazelnut. It’s pricey at about $2.50 a pop but it’s worth the occasional indulgence

The day portion of the festival is very family friendly w/ parades (main one was at 5pm on Thursday though you can catch smaller privately organized ones at random unscheduled times), giant head displays, and tons of music.

Tons of live music all around the entire city.

Sad we were gonna miss the parade, but a nice marcher asked us if we want a pic and of course we couldn’t say no.

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After so much food we decided to make the 2 mile trek back to our hotel by foot. On the way we passed by the San Juan capital and decided to take a look around. No line or entrance fee, just a quick security check. The center of the building is gorgeous and although the displays in the building were all in Spanish, it was a nice pitstop.

The center of the building sports this beautifully intricate high ceiling. Pictures absolutely don’t do it justice.

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Once we got back to the hotel, we got ready for our night out to the greatest show in the world: HAMILTON!!! First we had to stop by another restaurant Ricky/Florin recommended to us (along w/ the rest of the internet): Santaella. They do take reservations through Opentable and I would highly recommend it. They place can get very busy depending on your luck. The restaurant itself is gorgeous w/ antique style filament lightbulbs lining the ceilings and a lit tropical plant display window on the back wall. Their food was a bit more American/French w/ a Puerto Rican influence but at this point I was craving a taste of home and welcomed the familiar menu. It is a classier place so no tap, but still water is available at $2.50/person which is more reasonable than other high end restaurants I’ve visited.

Gorgeous restaurant interior. Definitely a slightly dressy place, perfect for a pre-show meal (though service is a bit slow so make sure you have enough time).

We started our meal w/ the Foie Gras Terrine which was served over a fruit jam (I believe guava) and a fresh mini baguette that spouted steam as soon as we snapped it in half. The terrine had a uniform creaminess offset by some roasted pinenuts. The salty and fatty flavors of the foie gras were nicely balanced by the jam too. For our mains my friend got the Veal Cheeks w/ Creole Fricasse and Root Veggie Puree and I got the Marinated Skirt Steak w/ Malanga Shoestring fries. The veal was practically spoonable and the veggie puree had an almost cheesy flavor. Otherwise it was like a very well-made beef stew. The skirt steak was quite tender for such a cheap cut of meat and the marinade was nicely caramelized which brought out a delicious charred sweetness. It was topped w/ a pickled chimichurri that gave my mouth a much needed break cause the meat portion was HUGE. Seriously a delicious meal and I can see why Ricky/Florin would give it the thumbs up

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With our bellies full and our wallets empty, we made the 10 minute walk over to the Luis A. Ferre Theater. Picked up our tickets (which I was freaking out about because the email stated you needed the original purchase card which I forgot), got in line, and got to our seats. Not the best seats since the side overlook obstructed my view slightly but I am infinitely thankful to have been in the room where it happens.

This part is less travel-bloggy and more Hamilton-fanny but this is more or less my diary so who cares. I didn’t think I’d cry too hard. I’ve seen the show 3 times, met Lin, met his family, listened to the soundtrack a million times, I’ve been there done that, but absolutely not, as soon as he walks out I start sobbing. I felt my face scrunch up and tears well up in my eyes as my hero took the stage. The entire crowd cheered and rawred for a solid 2-3 minutes. My voice was still raspy from the cold but I tried anyway. The entire cast is wonderful and I am so ecstatic about seeing them again in San Francisco next month. After the show we booked it to the stagedoor. I’m tagging this post w/ Hamilton so hopefully someone will see this LIN DOES NOT STAGEDOOR. The three Schuyler sisters did though as well as a member of the ensemble. They were all such sweet people and while I hoped to save my $10 bill for Lin to sign, I felt it was appropriate to get it autographed at the last show he’ll ever perform as Hamilton. 

We met some really cool fellow Hamilton fans at the stagedoor (shoutout to my new friend Alicia!) and ended the night with a very interesting conversation with an Usher about the political climate in Puerto Rico among other serious topics. We didn’t end up leaving until past midnight. I’m so fortunate to have been in the crowd to see one of Lin’s last performances.

Tips in case any Hamilton folks finds this post: 1) There are quite a few extra seats. Due to some political stuff, the venue changed and seats were reassigned. Since the new venue is larger, that means there’s a decent number of empty seats.

2) To get the seats just show up at the theater. On our 7:30pm performance night, I met 2 women who got in that started waiting at 4pm. Though they said there were people since 6am.

3) Ticket prices range and it’s easier to get a spot if you’re a single viewer. Also don’t forget the lotto!

4) GOOD LUCK! I hope someone gets to see this and takes a chance at those day of tickets. (Seriously you have a good chance, I met ~10 people this trip that got day of tickets)

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2019

Its almost midnight. All of the candles are lit throughout the house and no light is on save for the stove hood. Im frying some burgers with a studio ghibli cello mix playing in the background. They're raw beyond burger patties mixed with minced onions, eggs, worcestershire sauce, and some dry spices. Slappin that between hawaiian rolls and a thin coat of Best Foods mayonnaise. Miracle Whip if you want it extra sweet. My wife's relaxing in bed looking into earthship homes. The fur babies are tucked away with some chillhop music filling their room to hopefully drown out the sounds of celebration to come. Theyre not fans. Just flipped the burgers now. Probably a couple more minutes then we're good. I sit at the kitchen table, light up my hemp wick, and spark a joint of my very special blend. Recently I've been taking a liking to the Los Angeles Kush brand. My mind and body are definitely easing. The chronic pain is finally subsiding. Just got to add a little bit more butter to coat these patties and we're all set. I toast up the rolls, slather the mayo, and have them ready on stand by. Couple more puffs, a couple more flips. Distant sounds of eruption are starting to scatter in every direction. The dogs are starting to squirm. Then almost all at once a cacophony of gunshots explode into silence with an occasional firework. All different speeds and sounds. I stand frozen at the stove listening for the dogs response. Some whimpering but overall no barking and no chaos. I'd say the chillhop track i left on for them was a success. Thank God the babies werent traumatized this year. Another flip, another hit. Patties are done. I immediately lay the patty onto the roll and close it to allow the juices to sop into the bread fusing the grease, butter, and mayo into a glorious spread on its own. Lets get these on the food tray. Baby and I decided we're going to drink young coconuts every new year for good health so we bought a couple earlier. Im going to cut one open and put that on the tray too. Napkins? Water? All set. Another last puff. Almost forgot the straw.

Time to have my first 2019 meal with my handsome wife, spend time with my beautiful fur children, eat some homemade vegetarian food and discuss lifes possibilities in the comfort of our home and solitude in true introvert fashion. I love my life. No better way to start the new year. Thank God for all the blessings. Forever thankful.

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List: The Best Chicken Names — A to Z

Dreaming up the perfect baby chick names is one of the most exciting parts of starting or adding to a flock.

If you need inspiration, our readers and fans are here to help. Take a look at these good chicken name suggestions!

If you’ve got your own list of good chicken names, share your fun ideas in the comments below and we’ll add them here.

  GOOD CHICKEN NAMES (in alphabetical order):

• Abby • Abednego • Adele • Aflac • Albert  • Amelia Egghart • Angel • Angelica • Anna • Annie • Antonina • April • Astrid • Aurora • Autumn • Ava Chanel • Avaleach • Bandit • Batgirl • Beaky • Beakster • Bean • Beatrice • Beethoven “Lil Miss B” • Bella • Belle • Belmont• Benipe • Benny & Joon • Bernice • Betsy • Birdie • Billie Jean • Biscuit • Black Beauty • Blanche • Black Betty • Blue • Bluebelle • Bob, Not Bob & Robert • Bongo • Boomer • Bread & Butter • Breakfast • Brownie • Buck • Buffalo Wings • Buffy • Burger • Buttercup • Butterfinger • Buffy • Bunny • Cammi • Caribou • Carl • Caruso • Cecelia • Charlie • Charlotte • Cheek Cheek • Cheeky • Che r• Chickeel O’Neil • Chicken Patty • Chipmunk Extra Toes • Chippy • Chips & Cheese • Cholula • Cinnamon • Cinnamon & Sugar • Clairetta • Clarabelle • Clarisse • Clover • Cockadoodledoo • Coco • Coconut • Colton • Cookie • Cookie & Cream • Cookies & Cream • Copper • Cornbread Jones • Cotton • Cowie • Cracker • Crooked Toes • Crossy Road • Crow • Cupcake • Cutie Pie • Daisy • Daliah • Daisy Duck • Delta • Dixie • Dolly • Dorothy • Dory • Dottie Kay • Drumstick • Duck Duck • Duckie Momo • Duckiegirl • Duke • Dusty & Bunny • Earth, Wind & Fire • Easter • Edith • Edna & Elle • Egger • Eggy Sue • Elphaba • Ella • Elsa • Elvis • Emily • Ena • Ester • Esther • Ethel • Etta-leghorn • Eugene • Fancy Boy • Fancy Feet • Farrah • Featherfluff, Featherball, & Featherywhite • Fiesta • Flash • Fleeker • Fleur • Flo • Floyd Frizzles • Fluff • Fluffy • Fluffy Butt • Flutters • Former Penguin, The • Franchesca • Francine • Frank • Franny • Freckles • Gabrielle • Ginger • Girlie • Gladys & The Peeps • Glenda • Goldiboks • Goldie • Gossie • Gracie • Grace• Grey • Gumdrop • Handsome • Happy Feet • Hartley-Rose • Hay Hay • Heddy • Henny & Penny • Henny Penny • Henrietta • Henry • Honey & Butter • Hoot • Hope • Huey, Duey, & Louie • Inky • Iris • Jacqueline • Jasper • Jewel • Jo • Joan • Jolene • Juan • Judy B Jones • Junebug • Junior • Kate • Katie Scarlet • Katy • Ken • Kiev • Kira • Lady • Ladybug • Larry, Moe & Curly • Lash • Laverne • Layla • Lay Verne • Lemon • Leonie • Lil’ Peeper • Lime • Little Maggie • Littles • Livean • Liza • Logan • Lola • Lorettie • Louise • Lucille • Lucille Ball • Lucy • Lulu • LuluBocko Brahma • Luna & Star • Madea • Madison • Mae • Maggie May • Maisy & Daisy • Maple • Margarita • Marge • Marigold • Marsala • Mary Ann • Mary Poopins • Matilda • May • Meg • Melissa • Memphis • Merecy • Meshach • Michelle • Midnight • Millicent • Millie Justice • Minnie • Miss Prissy • Mohawk • Mohawk Extra Toes • Molly • Moo Shu • Mother Clucker • Mrs. Hughes • Ms. Speck • Muffin • Muffs • Mumble • Meena, Myna & Moe • Nani • Napoleon • Nebucadnezzar • Netty • Nightstorm • Nilly • Nugget • Nutmeg • Nellie Anne • Oakley • Olive • Olivia • Omelet • Opal • Ophelia • Owlette • Pancho & Cisco • Panda • Parmesan • Paula Dean • Peach • Peanuts • Pearl • Pebbles • Pecky • Peckster • Pee Wee • Peep • Peeper • Penelope • Penny • Penguin, The • Petite • Phoebe • Phoenix • Piccata • Picket • Pinecone • Pinky Pie • Pipsqueak • Polka & Dot • Popcorn • Posey • Potpie • Princess Leia • Puff • Pup • Qawi • Reba • Red Wing • Reese & Puff • Remington • Rene • Rhonda • Roberta • Robin • Rose • Rosey • Rosie • RosieLilly • Roxanne • Ruby • Ruffie • Ruggles • Ruth Layer-Hensberg • Salt & Pepper • Samantha • Sand Piper • Sassy • Scarlet • Seven • Shadow • Shadrach • Shirlay • Silky Boy • Skitters • Skittles • Smalls • Snicker & Doodle • Snooki • Snow White • Snowy • Sophie • Spangler • Speedy 1 & 2 • Spitzy • Spice • Spike • Squirt • Star • Stella • Strider • Sugar • Summer • Sunny • Sunshine • Susie Q (Curly) • Sweet Pea • Sweetie • Tamar • Tetrazzini • Three Amigos • Tikka • Tillie • Tinsy • Tips • Tom & Jerry • Toto • Tulip • Thomas Train Engines: Annie, Clarabell, Emily, Henrietta, and Rosie • Vanilla • Velvet • Vera • Veronica • Vigorous • Vinny • Violet • Wickles • Wilhelmina • Wilma & Betty • Winny • Winston • Xana the Warrior • Yeti • Yeti & Yoda • Zigster • Zippy

Fun Comments About Good Chicken Names: 

• My hens will be named after famous chicken dishes: Marsala, Piccata (or Peckata ), Tikka, and Potpie. If I get a rooster, he would be named Kiev. — Evie Kuran Dieck

• We had three chicks hatch a week and a half before Easter, so we call them the Three Amigos. They made for fun pictures of my granddaughter & niece for Easter also. — Jamie N Ryan Debons

The Three Amigos — Jaime N Ryan Debons

  Novalynn, Jadelyn, and The Three Amigos — Jamie and Ryan Debons

• I have about 35 but started naming the most friendly. Right now we have Dempsey, she was injured at birth by another brood hen. Then Dottie, our blue splash Marans. This one pictured is Opal, our little Aloha hen. We also have: Spike, Bongo, Wickles, Velvet, Daisy, Pearl, Peanuts, Violet, Skitters, Ruffie, Puff, Mohawk, Nilly, Fancy Feet, and Littles. — Sheila Bishop

Opal — Sheila Bishop

• Three of the first four I got were named after the Schuyler sisters in Hamilton … Angelica, Eliza, and Pecky (Pecky is a play on the actual name of the 3rd sister, Peggy) and the 4th was named Dawn by my daughter, the next two were named after the Patil twins in Harry Potter … Padma and Parvati, but Parvati was soon found out to be a cockerel, so his name changed to Pavarotti; the next two were named Velma and Daphne from Scooby Doo, but sadly we lost Daphne to a hawk. I’m getting 4 more this Spring to complete my backyard flock and I’m hoping to stick to literary names! — Jessica Lancaster

• I’ve got 13! Amelia, Beatrice, Lucy, Ethel, Mrs. Hughes, Ms. Speck, Dorothy, Blanche, Rose. The other four I’m letting friends and family name and they haven’t decided yet. I’m about to name them after some favorite book characters if they don’t get with it! — Lori Worcester

• Out of 12 we have named a few. We have a Rhode Island Red named Lucy, after Lucile Ball of I Love Lucy, another Rhode Island Red named Ginger who is best buds with a Plymouth Barred Rock named Mary Ann, both named after the lovely characters of Gilligan’s Island. Then there is Nugget, he “or” she is an Ameracauna. — Eduardo Cabello

• Two Light Brahmas named Salt & Pepper. One Black Cochin and one White Cochin named Glenda (the white one) and Elphaba (black one). My Easter Eggers names will be Dorothy and Toto. — Tina Rogers-Higgins

• Chicken Patty, Henny Penny, Mary Poopins, Edith, Edna and Elle. — Corice Boyer

• Princess Leia. She doesn’t lay many eggs but hangs around the nest boxes a lot keeping order so her nickname is “The Janitor.” — Steve Tomashek

Princess Leia — Steve Tomashek

• My dinosaur obsessed five year old named our new three Blue, Charlie, and Delta. He calls them his pack of raptors. — Sarah Goodwin

• This year our new chicks are Shadow, Nightstorm, Angel, Summer, Ginger, Rosie, Bandit, Jewel, Pearl, Ruby, and Franchesca. Last year’s survivors are Anna (Elsa was killed by a neighbor’s dog), Thorn, Blackbeard, and two Barred Rocks with no/super fluid names. Our original flock are Prudence, Goldilocks, Snow White, Perry, Lulu, Henrietta, Napoleon. And roosters are Drumstick and Mr. Wattles. Can you tell I have kids? Ha Ha — Malissa Cline

• Roberta (after my husband), Henrietta, Ruby, April, Amelia, Ophelia, Clairetta, Red Wing, and Matilda who turned into Matthew once we learned he is a rooster! — Jamie Frazier-Olson

• Carl, Samantha, Juan, and Aflac! Juan is in the front. (The only one we can tell apart because of the light beak) Also, Juan might be Juanita! Started to hear quack sounds today. — Ashley Marie Rettig

Carl, Samantha, Juan, and Aflac — Ashley Marie Rettig

• I have three roosters named Bob, Not Bob, and Robert. Only two of the girls have names, Red (my Rhode Island Red) and Black Betty (Barred Rock) all the others are just Hey “Ladies.” — Heather Herendeen

• We have Benny & Joon, Wilma and Betty, Stella, Lola, Miss Prissy, Pj’s, Coffee, Teeth (the last 3 were named by our 5 year old), Yeller and Whitey (both named by our 3 year old). — Desi Becht

• Only named one of the 8 so far. Turns out she is blind. I named her Tillie. — Kelley Jane Kloub

Tillie — Kelley Jane Kloub

• Phoebe, Molly, Dixie, Penelope, Grace, Charlotte, Amelia, Coco, Olivia, Kate, Sophie. — Kathy Hansen Mulready

• My four kids ages 11, 9, 7, and 4 named ours: Vigorous, Peckster, Pep, Pipsqueak, Vinny, Cross Road,  Picket,  Freckles,  Cockadoodledoo,  Tips,  Beakster,  Robin,  Beaky,  Scarlet,  Ruby,  Cowie,  Cheeky, Pebbles, Drumstick, Clover, Mae, Penny, Tinsy, Zippy, Smalls, Merecy, Zigster, And our ducks: Duckie, Momo, Daisy Duck. — Amber Marie Wert

• Ken and Seven (# of toes!) Pictures here. Not seen are Gumdrop, Posey, Muffs, and Belle. — Meg McCreary Youngblood

Ken and Seven —Meg McCreary Youngblood

• Our ducks are Duck Duck and Ginger. Our chicks are Pup, Pinky Pie, Sweetie, Brownie, Sugar, and Spice. Named by my five and six year olds. — Kelly Hughes

• Buff Orpingtons are Bread and Butter. Light Brahmas are Vera and Francine. With my other hens the flock is known as Gladys and the Peeps. — Lucille Gardner

• Fluff, Emily (my 4 year old’s idea), Dorothy, Blanche, Popcorn and Moo Shu. — Emily Powell

• Cookie and Cream, Henny and Penny, Minnie, Daisy, and Clarebelle. — Sharon Krouse Miller

• Snicker and Doodle, Salt and Pepper, Dusty and Bunny, Luna and Star, Honey and Butter, Cinnamon and Sugar, and Sunny … we got a little carried away. — Sherri Grant

• Our Buff Orpington is Sunshine; Blue Ameracauna is Bluebelle; others are Sweetpea & Ladybug. — Gaylene Taylor Davidson

• Napoleon is my rooster, than Xena the warrior, she steals worms from the others, Katy, Gabrielle, Omelet, Annie, Oakley, Laverne and Petite. — Diane Zapka Christensen

• Vanilla, Cinnamon, Nutmeg and Ginger. — Irma Hladek

Vanilla, Cinnamon, Nutmeg and Ginger.

• Judy B Jones and Cupcake, named by my daughter. — Britni Davidson

• We have: Joan, Iris, Ester, Lucille, Ruby, Roxanne, Avaleach, Melissa, and Rosey. — Brenna Nicole

Joan, Iris, Ester, Lucille, Ruby, Roxanne, Avaleach, Melissa, and Rosey. — Brenna Nicole

• My current girls are Ethyl, Veronica, and Buffy. Previously: Biscuit (Leghorn), Cholula, Fiesta, Margarita, (Aracaunas), and Penny (Rhode Island Red)

• My kids named the buff Elvis and the leghorns are Huey, Duey, and Louie.

• My Red Star is Ruby. I have two Buff Orpingtons named Birdie and Betsy. My Four white Plywood Rocks are Ashley, Abby, Madison and Ruth Layer-Hensberg. — Rebecca Joy

• We got two adding to the group. Our first rooster we named Henry and Etta-leghorns (like Henrietta). — Dana Alexander-Brown

• We have speedy 1&2, we also have happy feet (chick was born with a deformed leg) and several others we have not named yet. — Jennifer Thompson

• We just got a Katie Scarlet, BlueBelle, Millie Justice, Effie Mae, and a Liberty Belle. — Shannon Briles Kana

• Dunkin (The Yorkie), Nugget (Top), Gossie (Left) and Bean (Right)! — Nicole Contos

Dunkin, Nugget, Gossie (Left) and Bean — Nicole Contos

• I have Panda, Cheek Cheek (my two year old named her), Nani, Goldiboks, Reese and Puff, and Dory. — Jessica Ogle

• I have four chicks named Jo, Meg, Rhonda, and Clarisse. Our granddaughter loves them! — Julie Sorenson

Jo, Meg, Rhonda, and Clarisse — Julie Sorenson

• Michelle, Junior and Belmont — Suzanne Morrell Crutcher

Michelle, Junior and Belmont — Suzanne Morrell Crutcher

• Miss Prissy, Peepers, Lucy, Sunshine, and Scarlet. We love them. — Glenda Szoka

• I quit naming after the first year. When I have nearly 100 birds… there is no keeping that straight. — Smantha Martin

• Cracker, Muffin, Cookies and Cream, Memphis, Phoenix, Ruffles, Hartley-Rose, Snowy, Black Beauty, GC, and BB. — Alyson Jayne

• Dottie Kay, Nellie Anne, and Ava Chanel (Ava cuz I love my truck – avalanche and both are black). — Robyn Smith-Demeuse

• Named my girls after my great, great aunts… Henrietta (Rhetta), Sophia (Hia), Matilda (Tilda) and Wilhelmina (Mina). — Heidi G. Malin

• Franny, Netty, Junebug, Bella, Winny, Snooki, Chippy and Jacqueline. The whole family got in on the naming process. — Bonnie Rolfes Duffy

Franny, Netty, Junebug, Bella, Winny, Snooki, Chippy and Jacqueline. — Bonnie Rolfes Duffy

• Amiga, Crazy Dot, lil’Peeper, Squirt, and the Barney’s. Who knows if they will stick. — Jody Eubanks

• My son named ours the bantam is flash the RIR is Supergirl and our Plymouth is Batgirl. — Kimberly Flenory

Batgirl and Supergirl — Kimberly Flenory

• Adele…. because she never stopped chirpin. — Aimee McGlinchey

• Amelia, my Cuckoo Maran. — Kathy Hansen Mulready

Amelia — Kathy Hansen-Mulready

• Anna and Elsa…guess who has a  granddaughter! — Rivkah B’racha

Anna and Elsa — Rivkah B’racha

• We have 10 girls, most have boy names though. Our girls are Nebucadnezzar, Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego, Strider, Hay Hay, Benipe, Hope, Charlotte, and Marge. — Tricia Sengul

• My boys named our Silkie/Sultan X’s (from back to front) Yeti, Cotton, and Lash. Lash had buff colored fluff over eyes at birth. — Jennifer Fox-Malechikos

Silkie/Sultan X’s (from back to front), Yeti, Cotton, and Lash — Jennifer Fox-Malechikos

• Lacey the Golden Lace Wyndotte; Goldie the Buff Orpington; Pearl the Silver Grey Dorking; Easter the Cream Legbar; Chickaletta the Silver Laced Cochrin. — Sarah Haly

• I named each batch of new arrivals out of new friends I had made! But roosters were always Handsome. — Cecile Jordan

• Buttercup and Fluffy Butt, named by a 3 year old. — Linda Terrell Nunes

• Copper, Edith, Bernice, Aurora (after Shirley McLaine’s character in Terms of Endearment), Ella, Pepper, Henry, Olive, and Antonina — Anna Atwell

• My girls are Minnie, Daisy, Clarabelle, Owlette, Dorothy, Rose & Blanche. — Miranda Craig

• Crooked Toes, Chipmunk Extra Toes, Mohawk Extra Toes, The Penguin, and The Former Penguin — Jes Marie Stark

• Rosie and Ginger, RIRs; Summer and Autumn, Wellsummers; Stormy and Puff (Cochins) — Lauren Linares

Rosie, Ginger, Summer, Autumn, Stormy, and Puff — Lauren Linares

• Mary Poopins — Spruce Ledge Farms

• Caruso (may or may not be a pullet), Rene, Leonie and Kira. Have one more opera singer to go! — Judy Biller

• Sam and Ella. (Y’know, “samanella”) — Christie Fletcher Munsell

• Jasper and Cammi — Jim Desjardins

• Sweet Pea — Dana Adkins

Sweet Pea — Dana Adkins

• Belle — Miranda Holland

Belle — Miranda Holland

• We named her Hoot. — Cheryl Foster

• Louise — Jodi Vaske

• Susie Q (Curly) — Eliza Hoffman

Susie Q (Curly) — Eliza Hoffman

• Penelope, Daliah, Marigold and Beatrice — Lindsay Mc

• Chickel O’Neill, Bocko Brahma, Omelet — Sarah Spiegel

• Fleeker, Boomer, Flo, Chips and Cheese — Ang Joh

• Caden’s duckling is named Frank! — Sue McNaughton

• Hens: [Australorp] Madea; [Buff Orph] Girlie; [3 Red Sex Links] Lucille Ball; [Random brown dotted hen] Pinecone; [White something] Snow White; [Bantam Chick ] Cher; [female mallard duck] Duckiegirl; [indian runner duckling pair] Pancho & Cisco. — Carie Jarrell

• Albert

Albert — Nichole Langmeyer

• Our last lot were named Burger, Tikka & Nugget. — Melinda Maclay-Ross

• Inky, Heddy, Cotton & Blue. — Robyn Grace Jennings

• Polka and Dot, Maisy and Daisy, Pearl, Buck, Lorettie, Dolly — Billie Jo Maedke

• My Easter Egger is named Bunny. — Linda Marie

• Mother Clucker, Ruby, Mumble, and Flutters. — Amanda Bland

• My kids named ours Featherfluff, Featherball, and Featherywhite. — Sarah Ritchie

• Olive, Ginger, Sunny, Lulu, Cookie, Gracie, Pearl — Ana Crowley

• Fluffy — Karen Atteberry

• Layla, Jolene, Cecelia, Maggie May, Billie Jean and Roxanne — Jen Next

• Tom, Jerry, Egger, Midnight, Yedi and Yoda — DeeDee Bricker

• My four chicks are, Ena, Meena, Myna and Moe. — Loretta Aranha

• Cecila, Floyd Frizzles — Deborah Young

• Esther, Tamar, and May — Kimberly Gunlock Walter

• Stella, Crow, LuLu, and Clover — Mandy Hopper

• Farrah, Sassy, Spike, and Pee Wee. — Kathy Barnett

• Larry, Moe, and Curly — Donna Grayson

Larry, Moe, and Curly — Donna Grayson

• Maple — Jennifer Orme

Maple — Jennifer Orme

• The Chicken Nuggets: Amelia Egghart, Eggy Sue, and Henrietta. — Emily Samms

Amelia Egghart, Eggy Sue, and Henrietta — Emily Samms

• Chica Poo Poo’s: Dolly, Reba, Lucy, Bella, Violet, Winston, Remington, Caribou, Ruby — Teri Foster

Dolly, Reba, Lucy, Bella,Violet, Winston , Remington, Caribou, and Ruby. — Teri Foster

• First play date outside. Penelope. — Erin Carlson

Penelope — Erin Carlson

• Iris — Angelina Turnbull

Iris — Angelina Turnbull

• Our boys love Thomas the train so our girls are all Thomas the Train engines: Annie, Clarabell, Emily, Henrietta, and Rosie. — Deanna Poehlman

Annie, Clarabell, Emily, Henrietta, and Rosie — Deanna Poehlman

• My 3 girls named Buttercup, Tulip, & Violet.

Buttercup, Tulip, & Violet

• Pekin babies named Little Maggie, and Panda. — Jane Germain

Little Maggie and Panda — Jane Germain

• Easter Eggers for Easter named Sunshine and Lady. Sunshine is the lighter yellow and Lady is the one with her eye liner on, her roots done and her Beak is always yapping! — Stephanie Klein

Sunshine and Lady — Stephanie Klein

• The Newcomers: Eugene a Silkie, Logan a Silkie, Livean a Belgian Mille Fleur, Fleur a B. Mille Fleur, Millicent a B. Mille Fleur, and Spangler a Silver Sebright. — Esther Grummet

• Arg Matey! Bethoven, “Lil Miss B.” — Jamie Schreck

• Owl or chick??!! Meet Hoot. We thought she looked so much like an owl we named her Hoot. — Rachel Lindsey

Hoot — Rachel Lindsey

• Skittles — Brittany Sullivan

Skittles — Brittany Sullivan

Do you have good chicken names? Share them in the comments below!

List: The Best Chicken Names — A to Z was originally posted by All About Chickens

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COOKIE MIX IN GRANOLA??? 🍪🥣 This was definitely a new challenge I was willing to undergo. I’ve always wanted to think outside the box with new products and was spending so much time scratching my head on what new recipe to concoct! I kid you not, I woke up in the middle of the night GASPING with amazement because I discovered the idea of mixing dry cookie mix into a granola recipe. Granted, this would definitely not work with every cookie mix out there, but why the heck not? 🤗 My version is a healthier take with @naturespathorganic rice puffs, @lakanto sugar cookie mix and monkfruit sweetened maple syrup, coconut oil, cinnamon, salt, and vanilla extract! The result was a beautifully sweet-smelling kitchen and even TASTIER granola than anticipated! Swipe left to see how it’s made (recipe will be found on the blog this weekend!) 😍💞 (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_YX1ecpSoX/?igshid=u2x6udwph606

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The Year in Delicious: Top 10 Bites of 2018

It’s difficult to reflect upon 2018 without first acknowledging two events that shook me to my core: the passing of Jonathan Gold and the closing of Good Girl Dinette. It was a deeply sad year for those who root for the good guys, and truth be told, I’m not sure things will ever be the same. Still, I can appreciate the terrific meals that I had the privilege of sitting down to this past year.

Thank you for reading Gastronomy these past twelve years. And without further ado, here are the 10 best dishes that I ate this year…

Double HiHo Cheeseburger from HiHo Cheeseburger in Santa Monica, California

Made with 1/3 pound of house-ground, mustard-grilled beef, the burger’s fixings included American cheese, ketchup, onion jam, lettuce, and house-made pickles, all on a house-baked bun.

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Foie Gras Halva at Bavel in Los Angeles, California

There’s much to love about the entire menu at Bavel, but the “Foie Gras Halva,” a smooth and rich paté prettied with date paste, black sesame, and coarse salt, is on a whole ‘nother level.

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BBQ Oysters at Hog Island Oyster Farm  in Marshall, California

Quite possibly even better than Hog Island’s famed the raw oysters were the meatier barbecued ones topped with chipotle bourbon garlic butter and grilled ’til cooked through. The Astronomer and I thoroughly adored this sweet and spicy preparation and had to get another four to share.

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Beef Kilawin at LASA in Los Angeles, California

The Beef Kilawin, a flat-iron steak tartare served with salt and vinegar chips, stole the show with its funk-forward patis (fish sauce) aioli. I want every steak tartare from here on out to be served with homemade, thick-cut potato chips.

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Yakimiso+Sausage Porridge at Porridge+Puffs in Los Angeles, California

My favorite porridge was the “Yakimiso+Sausage.” From the mashup of grilled black eyed peas with miso and nectarine to the numbing spice-braised pork sausage and the fennel in black bean sauce, it was impossible to say which element I adored most. It all tasted so good and so right atop the silky porridge canvas.

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Spanish Mackerel Sushi at Hayato in Los Angeles, California

The Spanish mackerel sushi was served on rice speckled with Japanese chives and topped with grated ginger. I could’ve easily polished off an entire roll or two or three—so it goes for a sushi fiend.

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Fried Arroz Negro with Squid and Romesco at Estela in New York City, New York

I adored all the dishes on the table, but the “fried arroz negro with squid and romesco (nut and red pepper-based sauce)” was my favorite. The textures and flavors brought me back to the shores of Valencia.

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Chirashi at Konohiki Seafoods in Lihue, Kauai

I loved how on Kauai there was an abundance of mom- and pop-run markets. While some specialized in prepared hot foods, others were better known for their poke and sashimi selections. One of my favorites was Konohiki. The chirashi with scallops, salmon, yellowtail, tuna, and tobiko was stunningly fresh.

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Smoked Dates at Freedman’s in Los Angeles, California

The smoked dates in schmaltz were one bite wonders. The combination of sweet, salty, and schmaltz-y was unexpectedly divine. Our one small complaint was that the dates weren’t deseeded, disrupting the rapture of each bite.

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Chocolate Buckwheat Cake from Friends & Family in East Hollywood, California

The Chocolate Buckwheat Cake with miso caramel, toasted coconut flakes, and coffee ice cream was the dreamiest dessert of 2019. Every element on the plate, from the dense, rich, and deeply chocolatey cake to the intriguingly salty caramel sauce and java-spiked ice cream, was swoon-worthy perfection. The plate was scraped clean and then some.

Honorable mentions: Trout Roe Popovers at Freedman’s; burger and biscuits at Everson Royce Bar; seared scallops with huitlacoche rice at Maestro; sweet corn cappellacci at HiPPO; all the bings at Majordomo; and last but least, BBQ Pork Rice Noodle Roll at Mr. Champion.

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Source: https://gastronomyblog.com/2019/01/07/best-of-2018/

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The Year in Delicious: Top 10 Bites of 2018

It’s difficult to reflect upon 2018 without first acknowledging two events that shook me to my core: the passing of Jonathan Gold and the closing of Good Girl Dinette. It was a deeply sad year for those who root for the good guys, and truth be told, I’m not sure things will ever be the same. Still, I can appreciate the terrific meals that I had the privilege of sitting down to this past year.

Thank you for reading Gastronomy these past twelve years. And without further ado, here are the 10 best dishes that I ate this year…

Double HiHo Cheeseburger from HiHo Cheeseburger in Santa Monica, California

Made with 1/3 pound of house-ground, mustard-grilled beef, the burger’s fixings included American cheese, ketchup, onion jam, lettuce, and house-made pickles, all on a house-baked bun.

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Foie Gras Halva at Bavel in Los Angeles, California

There’s much to love about the entire menu at Bavel, but the “Foie Gras Halva,” a smooth and rich paté prettied with date paste, black sesame, and coarse salt, is on a whole ‘nother level.

—

BBQ Oysters at Hog Island Oyster Farm  in Marshall, California

Quite possibly even better than Hog Island’s famed the raw oysters were the meatier barbecued ones topped with chipotle bourbon garlic butter and grilled ’til cooked through. The Astronomer and I thoroughly adored this sweet and spicy preparation and had to get another four to share.

—

Beef Kilawin at LASA in Los Angeles, California

The Beef Kilawin, a flat-iron steak tartare served with salt and vinegar chips, stole the show with its funk-forward patis (fish sauce) aioli. I want every steak tartare from here on out to be served with homemade, thick-cut potato chips.

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Yakimiso+Sausage Porridge at Porridge+Puffs in Los Angeles, California

My favorite porridge was the “Yakimiso+Sausage.” From the mashup of grilled black eyed peas with miso and nectarine to the numbing spice-braised pork sausage and the fennel in black bean sauce, it was impossible to say which element I adored most. It all tasted so good and so right atop the silky porridge canvas.

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Spanish Mackerel Sushi at Hayato in Los Angeles, California

The Spanish mackerel sushi was served on rice speckled with Japanese chives and topped with grated ginger. I could’ve easily polished off an entire roll or two or three—so it goes for a sushi fiend.

—

Fried Arroz Negro with Squid and Romesco at Estela in New York City, New York

I adored all the dishes on the table, but the “fried arroz negro with squid and romesco (nut and red pepper-based sauce)” was my favorite. The textures and flavors brought me back to the shores of Valencia.

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Chirashi at Konohiki Seafoods in Lihue, Kauai

I loved how on Kauai there was an abundance of mom- and pop-run markets. While some specialized in prepared hot foods, others were better known for their poke and sashimi selections. One of my favorites was Konohiki. The chirashi with scallops, salmon, yellowtail, tuna, and tobiko was stunningly fresh.

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Smoked Dates at Freedman’s in Los Angeles, California

The smoked dates in schmaltz were one bite wonders. The combination of sweet, salty, and schmaltz-y was unexpectedly divine. Our one small complaint was that the dates weren’t deseeded, disrupting the rapture of each bite.

—

Chocolate Buckwheat Cake from Friends & Family in East Hollywood, California

The Chocolate Buckwheat Cake with miso caramel, toasted coconut flakes, and coffee ice cream was the dreamiest dessert of 2019. Every element on the plate, from the dense, rich, and deeply chocolatey cake to the intriguingly salty caramel sauce and java-spiked ice cream, was swoon-worthy perfection. The plate was scraped clean and then some.

Honorable mentions: Trout Roe Popovers at Freedman’s; burger and biscuits at Everson Royce Bar; seared scallops with huitlacoche rice at Maestro; sweet corn cappellacci at HiPPO; all the bings at Majordomo; and last but least, BBQ Pork Rice Noodle Roll at Mr. Champion.

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Source: https://gastronomyblog.com/2019/01/07/best-of-2018/

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♡Sweet Valentine’s Q&A♡ (part 2)

Q6. Who are you grateful for and would like to give chocolate to?

Kento: Arashi’s Ninomiya-kun! When we appeared together in „Arashi ni shiyagare“, I was able to demonstrate my character more easily thanks to him, so I was able to participate in the programme in a good shape. Thank you for creating a storm in my heart! (t/n: Kento made a pun with Arashi’s group name)

Fuma: Takeuchi Ryoma! He asked me twice „What are you doing today?“ after contacting me but unfortunately I couldn’t change my schedule. But I was so happy that he invited me, so I want to tell him „Let’s meet up soon“. If he’s that chill, it seems he would be happy if I give him chocolate (laughing).

Shori: Kishi Yuta! Kishi is a really nice guy and a proper person. I cannot believe that I am close to this guy! We’re a little bit different but that’s why it’s so funny, every time I am with you I laugh a lot. I’m always having a fun time.

Sou: My dad! There was a long time where I couldn’t speak up for some reasons but recently I finally was able to talk to him fairly. Now there’s many things that we mutually understand. Because I’m still too shy to say „Thank you“ directly, I would take this opportunity to express my honest feelings.

Marius: Our fans! For coming this far and being able to perform as five people I really want to thank everyone. From now on I want to cherish every moment as the years go by and I want to make lots of memories with everyone, so please take care of us!

Q7. To which sweets would you compare the members to?

Kento answers: Myself... I think I would be tiramisu. Since there are several layers, when you put it in your mouth, you will have a variety of textures. The taste is also profound, I also want to become this type of man. Fuma→Apple pie He has a faint sour taste like an apple. When you eat the pie the texture is kinda crispy, somehow it fits his image. Because his thoughts on certain things are always clear and he is the type who is able to make crisp decisions any time. Shori→Raspberry cake He has dark pink and pastel pink interweaving and also bright colours but now the dark purple colour of raspberry is more vivid than anything, I feel like he’s expressing the flames inside of his heart. Because only on stage he is expressing the ups and downs of his own life. I feel a strong and cool flame then. Sou→Cream puff He feels smooth like the cream of a cream puff and it reminds me of the part under Matsushima’s nose. The part under his nose somehow feels like a dog’s paw (laughing). I wonder if it can make me feel better too. The fluffy texture also fits his natural airhead personality. Marius→Marshmallow Marius likes various fashion styles. Marshmallows can be eaten with cheese or chocolate fondues, so I figured out it can be synced with Marius wearing fashion (laughing). Of course, marshmallows are easy to chew so it’s perfect for him.

Fuma answers: Myself... I cannot compare myself to anything~ Because I can’t decide, I’ll just choose my favourite sweets which is mille crepe. Why do I like it? It tastes good. That’s it (laughing)! Kento→Gateau au chocolat I think that it is extremely sweet because there is chocolate all over, but even though it’s that sweet, it also has an adult image. It has a rich flavour, the texture is moist and it even has a stylish name... it really reminds me of Nakajima’s aura. Shori→Shortcake Somehow Shori is like a shortcake. It has the image that it is always placed in the middle of a shop window. It is similar to Shori because everyone wants to pick up that cake and it leaves a popular impression just like him, the cream is white and the strawberries have a red colour, it also matches well with his cuteness. Sou→Mont Blanc It seems that Mont Blanc is becoming a standard sweet just like a shortcake but comparing it to Matsushima, it is pretty „quirky“ like him (laughing). Now that various sweets are getting popular, if you use sweet potatoes or it has an unique shape, he has an image that is quite different from others. Marius→Parfait Since parfait is being served in a tall glass, to me it feels like there’s „too much“ of it (laughing). Although the expression „too much“ might not be suitable for him, he’s not simple and somehow he stands out. He also has sides on him that would fit in a gorgeous category as sweets.

Shori answers: Myself... I would be a melon. Since I love melons (laughing). It’s the most delicious fruit, so I think it’s the king of fruits! So I will also try to do my best. Kento→Candy Although I say candy, I imagine a huge rainbow-coloured lollipop (laughing). Looking at his colourful colours is so pretty and he’s tasty because he has various kinds of flavours! I think it’s perfect for Kento-kun since you’re able to enjoy various things at once. Fuma→Mont Blanc With chestnuts he gives off a Japanese image but being Mont Blanc he’s still a Western confectionery. What I mean is, I think Fuma-kun’s performances resemble western performances, right? However, Fuma-kun is taking care of othres like an older brother and I feel like that’s the Japanese guy side inside of him. Sou→Jelly with coconut milk Matsushima seems like he’s not confident but surprisingly he’s strong to the core. Jelly with coconut milk is delicious as well because you can pull at the jelly and the coconut milk can be felt while being chewed, right? Matsushima has such a feeling (laughing). Marius→Cotton candy Because he looks like an angel, fluffy cotton candy suits him the most. The cotton candy grows bigger while it’s spinning around but Marius also absorbs other people’s opinions and gives his own opinion in the end (laughing). That part is also like cotton candy.

Sou answers: Myself... a Japanese-style Mont Blanc because I like that. I can tell everyone that it’s good, since I think others nowadays it seems to get populari(laughing)! Kento→Shortcake I think that everyone wants to get a shortcake for dessert. It’s exactly „the idol with the principles of royalty – Nakajima Kento“ image! The strawberries have a fresh red colour and the sweetness matches Kento-kun’s passionate character. Fuma→Toffee apple Instinctively I thought of apple pie when I thought of apples but I think the red may be missing. With a cool red colour and coated with sweetness you feel a sharp sense while eating it... Fuma-kun keeps a lot of components to himself. Shori→Lemonade with ice Because somehow his character is sour (laughing). Actually I realise this when I’m with him every day that even though he’s bitter, there’s a refreshing part about him and therefore he’s exactly like a lemon! Of course there is also a certain sweetness that is well balanced with some ice. Marius→Melon ice cream Somehow Marius has a certain freshness and he makes everyone go „lovestruck“ because of his sweetness (laughing). Considering that he also has some cool points the ice cream is perfect!

Marius answers: Myself... because I’m the youngest I guess I’m something that has a lot of sugar~ In particular, I have the image of chocolate melting in your mouth. Kento→Shortcake Because shortcake is like the leader of all sweets. The shape is pretty as well and the contrast between red and white is vivid and perfect. Also the image of the soft fluffy cream is good, it perfectly suits Kento-kun! Fuma→Bitter chocolate He has sides on him that are slightly bitter but of course he also has a certain sweetness, so he’s like bitter chocolate. I think that Fuma has those two sides. Also the smell of bitter chocolate cacao, it reminds me of the adult-like part of Fuma-kun. Shori→Candy Candy is hard at first but as the temperature rises it slowly melts and leaves a nice taste. Shori-kun is very shy, that’s why I think that process which takes time resembles him while he’s slowly opening up. Sou→Chewing gum Even if he’s a chewing gum he will be one where the taste doesn’t disappear. In order to taste good in your mouth all the time, Sou-chan is always shining bright. Even the pop of typical American chewing gum, it somehow reminds me of Sou-chan’s fashion and soul.

Keep in mind I am not a native speaker therefore there might be mistakes in my translations. Also I’m not exactly translating word for word. Feel free to correct me in my ask box any time you want, I’d appreciate it! I apologize if someone already translated something before me and I didn’t notice, I hope you don’t mind.

Credit goes to yoshiko_mama @ LJ for the scans, thank you!

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Tên các món ăn bằng tiếng Anh trong nhà hàng, món ăn Việt Nam

I – Tên các món ăn bằng tiếng Anh, các món ăn Việt Nam bằng tiếng Anh

Đồ ăn và thức uống và những thực phẩm chúng ta được tiếp xúc hằng ngày. Tuy nhiên bạn có biết tên cách món ăn Việt Nam trong tiếng Anh được gọi như thế nào không?

Đặc biệt, có những đôi lần “Sang Choảnh” bước vào một quán ăn nước ngoài mà không biết gọi tên các món ăn bằng tiếng Anh. Thì đó quả thật là một sự xấu hổ “không hề nhẹ”.

Danh sách thực đơn, các món ăn Việt Nam dịch sang tiếng Anh như thế nào

Với khuôn khổ bài viết này, Massageishealthy sẽ chia sẻ tới học viên từ vựng về tên các món ăn Việt Nam và thế giới bằng tiếng Anh. Bạn có thể tham khảo bài viết sau đây để biết tên các món ăn bạn ăn hằng ngày nhé!

Bạn có thể sử dụng tổ hợp phím Ctrl + F để tìm cho mình tên của món ăn bằng tiếng Anh nhanh và chính các nhất nhé.

A: Từ vựng về các món ăn bằng tiếng Anh

1. Ground beef – /graʊnd biːf/: Thịt bò xay

2. Roast – /rəʊst/: Thịt quay

3. Pork – /pɔːk/: Thịt lợn

4. Lamb – /læm/: Thịt cừu non

5. Beef – /biːf/: Thịt bò

6. Sausage – /ˈsɒ.sɪdʒ/: Xúc xích

7. Stewing meat – /stjuːɪŋ miːt/: Thịt kho

8. Chops – /tʃɒps/: Thịt sườn

9. Steak – /steɪk/: Thịt để nướng

10. Leg – /leg/: Thịt bắp đùi

11. Fish cooked with fishsauce bowl: Cá kho tộ

12. Tortoise grilled on salt: Rùa rang muối

13. Blood pudding: Tiết canh

14. Beef soaked in boilinig vinegar: Bò nhúng giấm

15. Beef fried chopped steaks and chips: Bò lúc lắc khoai

16. Shrimp floured and fried: Tôm lăn bột

17. Water-buffalo flesh in fermented cold rice: Trâu hấp mẻ

18. Pickles: Dưa chua

19. Chinese sausage: Lạp xưởng

20. Swamp-eel in salad: Gỏi lươn

21. Tender beef fried with bitter melon: Bò xào khổ qua

22. Shrimp cooked with caramel: Tôm kho Tàu

23. Sweet and sour pork ribs: Sườn xào chua ngọt

24. Chicken fried with citronella: Gà xào(chiên) sả ớt

25. Shrimp pasty: Mắm tôm

26. Soya cheese: Cháo

27. Beef seasoned with chili oil and broiled: Bò nướng sa tế

28. Crab fried with tamarind: Cua rang me

29. Salted egg-plant: Cà pháo muối

B: Tiếng Anh ẩm thực: Các vị bằng tiếng Anh

1. Tasty: /’teisti/ – Ngon, đầy hương vị

2. Delicious: /di’liʃəs/ – Thơm, ngon miệng

3. Bland: /blænd/ – Nhạt nhẽo

4. Poor: /puə/ – Kém chất lượng

5. Sickly: /´sikli/ – Tanh (múi)

6. Sour: /’sauə/ – Chua, ôi

7. Horrible: /‘hɔrәbl/ – Khó chịu (mùi)

8. Spicy: /´spaɪsi/ – Cay

9. Hot: /hɒt/ – Nóng

10. Mild: /maɪld/ – Nhẹ (Mùi)

C: Từ vựng về tình trạng món ăn bằng tiếng Anh

1. Fresh: /freʃ/ – Tươi, Mới

2. Off: /ɔ:f/ – Ôi, ươn

3. Mouldy: /´mouldi/ – Bị mốc, lên men

4. Stale (used for bread or pastry): /steil/ – Cũ, đã để lâu, ôi, thiu (thường dùng cho bánh mỳ, bánh ngọt)

5. Rotten: /‘rɔtn/ – Thối rữa, đã hỏng

D: Từ vựng về các món ăn của Việt Nam trong tiếng Anh

1. Stuffer pancak: Bánh cuốn

2. Youngrice cake: Bánh cốm

3. Pancake: Bánh xèo

4. Fresh-water crab soup: Riêu cua

5. Soya cheese: Đậu phụ

6. Bamboo sprout: Măng

7. Salted vegetables pickles: Dưa góp

8. Hot rice noodle soup: Bún thang

9. Snail rice noodles: Bún ốc

10. Kebab rice noodles: Bún chả

11. Rice gruel: Cháo hoa

12. (Salted) aubergine: Cà (muối)

13. Soya noodles (with chicken): Miến (gà)

14. Eel soya noodles: Miến lươn

15. Roasted sesame seeds and salt: Muối vừng

16. Rice cake made of rice flour and lime water: Bánh đúc

17. Stuffed sticky rice cake: Bánh trôi

E: Những mẫu câu giao tiếng tiếng Anh đơn giản trong nhà hàng

1. Did you have your dinner? (Bạn đã ăn tối chưa?)

2. Why are you eating potatoes and bread? (Sao bạn lại ăn khoai tây và bánh mì?)

3. What are you going to have? (Bạn định dùng gì?)

4. Tell me what you eat for lunch. (Cho tôi biết bạn ăn gì trong bữa ăn trưa đi)

5. Well-done ruins a steak? (Loại chín nhừ dùng có ngon không?)

6. What should we eat for lunch? (Trưa nay chúng ta nên ăn gì nhỉ?)

7. Do you know any good places to eat? (Cậu có biết chỗ nào ăn ngon không?)

8. Did you enjoy your breakfast? Bạn ăn sáng có ngon không?

9. Shall we get a take-away? (Chúng mình mang đồ ăn đi nhé)

10. My mother often cooks the vegetables over a low heat. (Mẹ tôi thường nấu rau củ dưới ngọn lửa nhỏ)

Trên đây là gần những từ vựng về tên các món ăn bằng tiếng Anh mà bạn cần nhớ. Nhớ note lại để học cũng như sử dụng hàng ngày để ghi nhớ thật lâu nhé. Chúc các bạn th��nh công!

II – Các món ăn bằng tiếng anh trong nhà hàng (dịch thực đơn bằng tiếng Anh)

Là nhân viên phục vụ nhà hàng, kiến thức về từ vựng tiếng Anh tên các món ăn sẽ vô cùng quan trọng.

Nhớ rõ tên các món ăn bằng tiếng Anh trong nhà hàng giúp bạn dễ giới thiệu, tư vấn thực đơn nhà hàng 5 sao cho khách mà không gặp bất kỳ trở ngại nào.

Hãy cùng Massageishealthy khám phá các từ vựng bổ ích đó ngay trong bài viết sau nhé!

Tên gọi các món ăn bằng tiếng Anh trong nhà hàng

Main course: Món chính (thường là các món mặn)

Side dish: Món ăn kèm (salad, nộm…)

Cold starter: Đồ uống khai vị

Dessert: Tráng miệng

Three-course meal: Bữa ăn bao gồm ba món (khai vị, món chính, tráng miệng)

Five-course meal: Bữa ăn bao gồm năm món (đồ uống khai vị, súp, món chính, phô mai, bánh và các món tráng miệng)

Special crab cake: Nem cua bể đặc biệt

Imported enoki mushroom and crabmeat soup mixed with eggs: Súp nấm kim chi cua và trứng

Suckling pig: Heo sữa khai vị

Wok-fried chicken with Truffle source: Gà phi lê Tùng Lộ

Australian rib eye beef with black pepper sauce: Bò Úc sốt tiêu đen

Stir-fried noodles, fresh king prawn with sweet chilli sauce: Mì tôm càng sốt tương đặc chế

Deep fried stuffing crab claw: Càng cua bách hoa

Kiến thức về tên tiếng Anh các món ăn trong nhà hàng rất quan trọng với nhân viên phục vụ

Grilled bacon shrimp: Tôm cuộn Bắc Kinh

Steamed squash with stuffed cat fish: Cá lóc dồn thịt hấp bầu

Pigeon and abalone cooked with Chinese ginseng spices: Bồ câu tiềm sâm với bào ngư

Raw bon bon melon with seafood: Gỏi bồn bồn hải sản

Double-boiled abalone and dry conpoy soup: Canh bào ngư tiềm sò điệp khô

Traditional raw fish salad: Gỏi cá hoàng gia

Rolled snail pie with “la lot” leaves: Chả ốc lá lốt

Lobster soup: Súp tôm hùm bách ngọc

Crab’s pincers wrapped in seaweed: Càng cua bể bao rong biển

Sweet corn soup with chicken and shiitake: Súp bắp gà nấm đông cô

Creamy chicken soup with corn: Súp gà ngô kem

Shark fin soup: Súp vi cá

Hong Kong’s style salted anchovies: Cá cơm rang muối Hồng Kong

Grilled duck in preserved chilli bean curd: Vịt nướng chao đỏ

Barbecued spareribs with honey: Sườn nướng BBQ mật ong

Baked Norway mackerel with wild pepper: Cá saba Nauy nướng tiêu rừng Tây Bắc

Herb-roasted duck breast with chive: Ức vịt nướng củ nén

Beef stewed with red wine: Bò hầm rượu vang

Fried pork on rice: Cơm ba chỉ cháy cạnh

X.O shrimp fried rice: Cơm chiên tôm X.O

Steamed spinach dumpling with shrimps: Há cảo rau chân vịt

Braised chicken feet with chilli sauce: Chân gà sốt ớt

Grilled lobster with Vietnamese herbs: Tôm hùm nướng gia vị Việt Nam

Mochi snow angel: Bánh tuyết thiên sứ

Jackfruit pudding: Bánh pudding mít

Creamy puff, blueberry and Japanese cucumber custard filling: Bánh nhân dưa Nhật – việt quất

Pudding soya milk with fresh fruit salad: Pudding sữa đậu nành và trái cây trộn

Double-boiled birdnest: Chè yến tiềm sen

Tên các phương pháp chế biến món ăn trong nhà hàng bằng tiếng Anh

fried: chiên, rán giòn

pan-fried: chiên, rán (dùng chảo)

stir-fried: chiên qua trong chảo ngập dầu nóng

smoked: hun khói

steamed: hấp (cách thủy)

boiled: luộc

stewed: hầm

mashed: nghiền

grilled: nướng (dùng vỉ)

baked: nướng (dùng lò)

roasted: quay

sauteed: áp chảo, xào

minced: xay

Kiến thức về tên gọi các món ăn bằng tiếng Anh trong nhà hàng sẽ là công cụ bổ trợ đắc lực cho bạn khi phục vụ thực khách.

Học thuộc ngữ nghĩa thôi chưa đủ, bạn phải nắm bắt chính xác cách phát âm của từng từ để khách hiểu bạn và bạn cũng hiểu khách. Hãy cố gắng trau dồi nhiều hơn để lĩnh hội tốt nhất kiến thức này bạn nhé!

1. Món Á

Beef/ Chicken/ Frog/ Fish Congee. (cháo bò/ gà/ ếch/ cá)

Seafood/ Crab/ shrimp Soup. (súp hải sản/ cua/ tôm)

Peking Duck (vịt quay Bắc Kinh)

Guangzhou fried rice (cơm chiên Dương Châu)

Barbecued spareribs with honey (sườn nướng BBQ mật ong)

Sweet and sour pork ribs (sườn xào chua ngọt)

Beef fried chopped steaks and chips (bò lúc lắc khoai)

Crab fried with tamarind (cua rang me)

Pan cake (bánh xèo)

Shrimp cooked with caramel (tôm kho Tàu)

Australian rib eye beef with black pepper sauce (bò Úc xốt tiêu đen)

Fried mustard/ pumpkin/ blindweed with garlic (rau cải/rau bí/ rau muống xào tỏi)

Roasted Crab with Salt (Cua rang muối)

Steamed Lobster with coconut juice (Tôm Hùm hấp nước dừa)

Grilled Lobster with citronella and garlic (Tôm Hùm nướng tỏi sả)

Fried Noodles with beef/ chicken/ seafood (Mì xào bò/ gà/ hải sản)

Suckling pig: Heo sữa khai vị

2. Món Âu

Pumpkin Soup (Soup bí đỏ)

Mashed Potatoes (Khoai tây nghiền)

Spaghetti Bolognese/ Carbonara (Mì Ý xốt bò bằm/ Mì Ý xốt kem Carbonara)

Ceasar Salad (Salad kiểu Ý)

Scampi Risotto (Cơm kiểu Ý)

Foie gras (Gan ngỗng)

Australian rib eye beef with black pepper sauce (Bò Úc xốt tiêu đen)

Beef stewed with red wine: Bò hầm rượu vang

3. Món ăn Việt

Steamed sticky rice (Xôi).

Summer roll (Gỏi cuốn)

Spring roll (Chả giò)

Vermicelli/ noodle with fried tofu & shrimp paste (Bún đậu mắm tôm)

Fish cooked with sauce (Cá kho)

Beef/ chicken noodles Soup ( Phở bò/ gà)

Soya noodles with chicken (Miến gà)

Sweet and sour fish broth (Canh chua)

Sweet and sour pork ribs (Sườn xào chua ngọt)

Beef soaked in boilinig vinegar (Bò nhúng giấm)

Lotus delight salad (Gỏi ngó sen)

Stuffed sticky rice ball (Bánh trôi nước)

Steamed wheat flour cake (Bánh bao)

Tender beef fried with bitter melon (Bò xào khổ qua)

4. Meat (red meat): thịt đỏ

beef: thịt bò

pork: thịt heo

lamb: thịt cừu

sausage: xúc xích

5. Poultry (white meat): thịt trắng

chicken: thịt gà

turkey: thịt gà Tây

goose: thịt ngỗng

duck: thịt vịt

6. Seafood: Hải sản

fish: cá

octopus: bạch tuộc

shrimps: tôm

crab: cua

scallops: sò điệp

lobster: tôm hùm

prawns: tôm pan-đan

mussels: con trai

7. Vegetables: rau củ

>> Leafy vegetables: rau ăn lá

broccoli: súp lơ

spinach: rau chân vịt

lettuce: rau xà lách

cabbage: cải bắp

>> root vegetables: củ

carrot: cà rốt

potato: khoai tây

sweet potato: khoai lang

onion: hành

zucchini: bí đao

radish: củ cải

pumpkin: bí đỏ

peas: dậu hạt

beans: đậu que

cucumber: dưa leo

eggplant: cà tím

8. Fats and oils: thức ăn dầu và béo

olive oil: dầu ô-liu

butter: bơ

(such as olive oil, butter etc)

9. Dairy

cheese: phô mai

yoghurt: sữa chua

10. Grains: các loại hạt

wheat: lúa mì

corn: bắp, ngô

11. Dessert: đồ tráng miệng

almond cookie: bánh quy hạnh nhân

apple pie: bánh táo

Waffle: bánh t��� ong

muffin

biscuits: bánh quy

cream pie: bánh nhân kem

cake: bánh ngọt (nói chung)

pudding: bánh pút-đinh

flan: bánh flan

yoghurt: sữa chua

cannoli: bánh ống nhân kem của Ý

cheesecake: bánh phô mai

chocolate cake: bánh sô cô la

cinnamon roll: bánh mì cuộn hương quế

coffee cake: bánh cà phê

custard: bánh trứng sữa

tart: bánh trứng

12. Drinks and Beverages: thức uống

sparkling water: nước có ga

beer: bia

coke: nước ngọt

cocoa: ca cao

coffee: cà phê

green tea: trà xanh

tea: trà

ice tea: trà đá

lemonade: nước chanh

milkshake: sữa lắc

milk: sữa

juice: nước ép trái cây

soda: nước sô-đa

wine: rượu vang

III – Món ăn Việt Nam được gọi trong Tiếng Anh như thế nào?

Các món ăn thuần Việt chỉ có thể được chế biến ở Việt Nam mà khó có nước châu Âu nào theo kịp, đó chính là đặc sản có 1-0-2 tại nhiều nhà hàng.

Mặc dù thuộc lòng những cái tên nghe-đến-đã-thấy-ngon đó, nhưng chưa chắc các bạn biết được tiếng Anh gọi chúng như thế nào đâu nhé!

Massageishealthy sẽ chia sẻ với các bạn các tên gọi này, mau lấy sổ ra để bổ sung vào từ điển tiếng Anh giao tiếp trong khách sạn, nhà hàng thôi nào!

Các món ăn chính, các loại thức ăn (để ăn cùng cơm, bún, miến, phở v.v)

Chả: Pork-pie

Chả cá: Grilled fish

Đậu phụ: Soya cheese

Lạp xưởng: Chinese sausage

Cá kho: Fish cooked with sauce

Cá kho tộ: Fish cooked with fishsauce bowl

Gà xào(chiên) sả ớt: Chicken fried with citronella

Bò nhúng giấm: Beef soaked in boilinig vinegar

Bò nướng sa tế: Beef seasoned with chili oil and broiled

Bò lúc lắc khoai: Beef fried chopped steaks and chips

Bò xào khổ qua: Tender beef fried with bitter melon

Tôm lăn bột: Shrimp floured and fried

Tôm kho Tàu: Shrimp cooked with caramel

Cua luộc bia: Crab boiled in beer

Cua rang me: Crab fried with tamarind

Trâu hấp mẻ: Water-buffalo flesh in fermented cold rice

Sườn xào chua ngọt: Sweet and sour pork ribs

Các món bún, miến cháo đặc sắc

Bún: rice noodles

Bún bò: beef rice noodles

Bún chả: Kebab rice noodles

Bún cua: Crab rice noodles

Bún ốc: Snail rice noodles

Bún thang: Hot rice noodle soup

Miến gà: Soya noodles with chicken

Miến lươn: Eel soya noodles

Cháo hoa: Rice gruel

Canh chua : Sweet and sour fish broth

Các món ăn kèm

Salted egg-plant: cà pháo muối

Shrimp pasty: mắm tôm

Pickles: dưa chua

Gỏi: Raw fish and vegetables

Gỏi lươn: Swamp-eel in salad

Mắm: Sauce of macerated fish or shrimp

Cà(muối) (Salted) aubergine

Dưa góp: Salted vegetables Pickles

Măng: Bamboo sprout

Muối vừng: Roasted sesame seeds and salt

Blood pudding: tiết canh

Danh sách từ vựng tiếng anh giao tiếp trong nhà hàng, khách sạn chắc chắn không thể thiếu các món ăn vặt khoái khẩu trong mùa hè như sau:

Các món tráng miệng, ăn vặt

Chè: Sweet gruel

Chè đậu xanh: Sweet green bean gruel

Bánh cuốn: Stuffer pancake.

Bánh đúc: Rice cake made of rice flour and lime water.

Bánh cốm: Youngrice cake.

Bánh trôi: Stuffed sticky rice cake.

Bánh xèo: Pancake

Bánh dầy: round sticky rice cake

Bánh tráng: girdle-cake

Bánh tôm: shrimp in batter

Bánh trôi: stuffed sticky rice balls

Bánh đậu: soya cake

Bánh bao: steamed wheat flour cake

Bánh chưng: stuffed sticky rice cake

Hãy sử dụng những từ vựng này để chia sẻ với bạn bè thế giới về các món ăn “đặc sản” của Việt Nam, cộng thêm những chia sẻ thật hữu ích về kinh nghiệm ẩm thực chuyên gia của bạn, thu hút những người bạn nước ngoài đến thăm và trải nghiệm món ăn Việt Nam nhiều hơn

IV – Mẫu câu tiếng anh giao tiếp trong nhà hàng cho khách và nhân viên

Giao tiếp trong nhà hàng là một trong những chủ đề phổ biến nhất và có tính ứng dụng cao trong tiếng Anh giao tiếp.

Trong bài viết dưới đây, Massageishealthy xin cung cấp cho bạn những mẫu câu đa dạng và hữu ích nhất theo chủ đề tiếng anh giao tiếp tại nhà hàng, dù bạn đang có nhu cầu học tiếng anh giao tiếp trong nhà hàng dành cho nhân viên hay dành cho thực khách.

Hy vọng với những mẫu câu tiếng anh giao tiếp trong nhà hàng cho khách và nhân viên sẽ giúp bạn tự tin hơn khi đi du lịch hoặc làm việc tại nước ngoài.

Những câu tiếng Anh trong nhà hàng mà nhân viên phục vụ nói khi thực khách mới vào, đón khách đến

– Good evening, I’m Hải Anh, I’ll be your server for tonight.

Xin chào quý khách, tôi là Hải Anh. Tôi sẽ là người phục vụ của quý khách trong tối nay.

(Ghi chú về văn hóa: Ở các nước nói tiếng Anh, như Anh và Mỹ, trong nhà hàng, thông thường sẽ chỉ có một nhân viên phục vụ sẽ phục vụ bạn trong suốt bữa ăn.)

– Would you like me to take your coat for you?

Quý khách có muốn tôi giúp cất áo khoác chứ?

– What can I do for you?

Tôi có thể giúp gì cho quý khách?

– How many persons are there in your party, sir/ madam?

Thưa anh/chị, nhóm mình đi tổng cộng bao nhiêu người ạ?

– Do you have a reservation?

Quý khách đã đặt trước chưa ạ?

– Have you booked a table?

Quý khách đã đặt bàn chưa ạ?

– Can I get your name?

Cho tôi xin tên của quý khách.

– I’m afraid that table is reserved.

Rất tiếc là bàn đó đã được đặt trước rồi.

– Your table is ready.

Bàn của quý khách đã sẵn sàng.

– I’ll show you to the table. This way, please.

Tôi sẽ đưa ông đến bàn ăn, mời ông đi lối này.

– I’m afraid that area is under preparation.

Rất tiếc là khu vực đó vẫn còn đang chờ dọn dẹp.

Những câu tiếng Anh mà nhân viên phục vụ nói khi thực khách gọi món

– Are you ready to order?

Quý khách đã sẵn sàng gọi món chưa ạ?

– Can I take your order, sir/madam?

Quý khách gọi món chưa ạ?

– Do you need a little time to decide?

Mình có cần thêm thời gian để chọn món không ạ?

– What would you like to start with?

Quý khách muốn bắt đầu bằng món nào ạ?

– Oh, I’m sorry. We’re all out of the salmon.

Ôi, tôi xin lỗi. Chúng tôi hết món cá hồi rồi ạ.

– How would you like your steak? (rare, medium, well done)

Quý khách muốn món bít tết như thế nào ạ? (tái, tái vừa, chín)

– Can I get you anything else?

Mình gọi món khác được không ạ?

– Do you want a salad with it?

Quý khách có muốn ăn kèm món sa lát không ạ?

– Can I get you something to drink?

Quý khách có muốn gọi đồ uống gì không ạ?

– What would you like to drink?

Quý khách muốn uống gì ạ?

– What would you like for dessert?

Quý khách muốn dùng món gì cho tráng miệng ạ?

– I’ll be right back with your drinks.

Tôi sẽ mang đồ uống lại ngay.

Khi đến nhà hàng

– We haven’t booked a table. Can you fit us in?

Chúng tôi vẫn chưa đặt bàn? Bạn có thể sắp xếp cho chúng tôi chỗ ngồi được không?

– A table for five, please.

Cho một bàn 5 người.

– Do you have a high chair for kid, please?

Ở đây có ghế cao cho trẻ em không?

– I booked a table for three at 8pm. It’s under the name of …

Tôi đã đặt một bàn 3 người lúc 8 giờ tối, tên tôi là…

– Do you have any free tables?

Chỗ bạn có bàn trống nào không?

– Could we have a table over there, please?

Cho chúng tôi bàn ở đằng đó được không?

– Could we have an extra chair here, please?

Cho tôi xin thêm một cái ghế nữa ở đây được không?

– May we sit at this table?

Chúng tôi ngồi ở bàn này được chứ?

– I prefer the one in that quiet corner.

Tôi thích bàn ở góc yên tĩnh kia hơn.

Mẫu câu gọi món

– Can we have a look at the menu, please?

Cho chúng tôi xem qua thực đơn được không?

– What’s on the menu today?

Thực đơn hôm nay có gì?

– What’s special for today?

Món đặc biệt của ngày hôm nay là gì?

– What’s Irish Stew like?

Món thịt hầm Ai-len như thế nào?

– We’re not ready to order yet.

Chúng tôi vẫn chưa sẵn sàng để gọi món.

– What can you recommend?

Nhà hàng có gợi ý món nào không?

– I’d prefer red wine.

Tôi lấy r��ợu đỏ.

– The beef steak for me, please.

Lấy cho tôi món bít tết.

– A salad, please.

Cho một phần sa lát.

– Please bring us another beer.

Cho chúng tôi thêm một lon bia nữa.

– Can you bring me the ketchup, please?

Lấy giúp tôi chai tương cà.

– I’ll have the same.

Tôi lấy phần ăn giống vậy.

– Could I have French Fries instead of salad?

Tôi lấy khoai tây chiên thay cho sa lát nhé.

– That’s all, thank you.

Vậy thôi, cám ơn.

Mẫu câu yêu cầu và than phiền

– Can I have another spoon?

Cho tôi cái thìa khác được không?

– Excuse me this steak is over done.

Xin lỗi nhưng món bít tết này làm chín quá rồi.

– Could we have some more bread, please?

Cho chúng tôi thêm bánh mì.

– Could you pass me the salt, please?

Lấy giúp tôi lọ muối.

– Do you have a pepper?

Ở đây có ớt không?

– We’ve been waiting quite a while.

Chúng tôi đã chờ lâu rồi đấy.

– Excuse me, I’ve been waiting for over half an hour for my drinks.

Xin lỗi, nhưng tôi đã chờ đồ uống gần nửa tiếng rồi.

– Excuse me, but my meal is cold.

Xin lỗi nhưng món ăn của tôi nguội rồi.

– This isn’t what I ordered.

Đây không phải là món tôi gọi.

– Excuse me this wine isn’t chilled properly.

Xin lỗi nhưng rượu này không đủ lạnh.

– I’m sorry but I ordered the salad not the vegetables.

Tôi xin lỗi nhưng tôi gọi món sa lát, không phải món rau.

– Would you mind heating this up?

Có thể hâm nóng món này lên không?

– Can I change my order please?

Cho tôi đổi món.

– It doesn’t taste right./ This tastes a bit off.

Món này có vị lạ quá.

Mẫu câu thanh toán tiền trong nhà hàng

– Can I have my check / bill please?

Cho tôi thanh toán tiền

– I would like my check please.

Cho tôi xin hóa đơn.

– We’d like separate bills, please.

Chúng tôi muốn tách hóa đơn.

– Is service included?

Có kèm phí dịch vụ chưa?

– Can I get this to-go?

Gói hộ cái này mang về.

– Can I pay by credit card?

Tôi trả bằng thẻ tín dụng được không?

– No, please. This is on me.

Vui lòng tính tiền cho mình tôi thôi (khi bạn muốn trả tiền cho tất cả mọi người).

– Could you check the bill for me, please? It doesn’t seem right.

Kiểm tra lại hóa đơn giúp tôi. Hình như có gì đó sai.

– I think you’ve made a mistake with the bill.

Tôi nghĩ là hóa đơn có sai sót gì rồi.

Tên món ăn Việt Nam bằng tiếng Anh (trong thực đơn nhà hàng)

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