#pr food

[catfindr]

[apnourry]

new post hospitalization rdl pr vibes

[cafulur]

Modern Personal Assistant Labru AU ✨📋🐉

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- Laios is a renown animal/monster expert (not sure yet if this is modern as in no monsters or just a modern version of their realm w/ monsters included)

- he does most of his research independently, occasionally working alongside small groups of other scientists

- a new animal species / monster mutation emerges that completely captures the world’s and Laios’s interest. As one of the top zoologists / monsterologists in the nation, he gets requested to head the first ever research on this unknown creature.

- something about this species is so bizarre that in addition to studying it, Laios is suddenly also having to do press conferences to explain to the masses wtf is going on.

- … except he kind of can’t. the first time he gets on the mic in front of a bunch of people, one reporter asks if there is concern for reproduction as we’ve only found two females of the species. Laios goes on a 20 minute rant about the egg laying process they recently discovered and how according to x-rays of the eggs they do not require a mate to reproduce but appear to still seek and thrive off of community. A conference that should’ve had enough time to answer dozens of questions ends with him only have answered two and a half, as he greatly struggled to be succinct and not derail into mile long explanations. But to Laios, every detail counts!! They’re all important pieces to the puzzle!

- his boss pulls him aside— “listen, you’re the only person on the planet at the moment who has the most knowledge about this thing. if you’re going to also be it’s’ spokesperson, you need to handle your PR better and read the room. we’ve assigned you an assistant to help with any future public appearances.

- enter Kabru, works in public relations, usually political, and is all too comfortable with addressing the masses. local elections just ended and so as a PR specialist he’s being assigned unconventional work by his management company during this downtime, which includes a rambly scientist with zero social cues or ability to read the room.

- Kabru sits down with Laios at a café a few days before the next conference and they run through a little practice session. Kabru clears his throat and acts as a reporter.

- “So, Mr. Touden, how long do you expect the research to go on for before we know if we can integrate this species into our local environments? Is it even safe for us to be near them?”

- “it’s not a question on whether or not it’s safe for us but whether or not it’s safe for them. they seem to be flighty little guys, and don’t even agitate or fight when provoked. but something about the oils from human skin damages their feathers, they have almost the same texture and composition as paper. it’s really fascinating actually, they somehow appear to be resistant to water but our oils break them down very quickly, and so we’re thinking they might thrive better on reserves people can’t access. but that’s also not exactly ideal due their apparent difficultly living in captivity and small spaces, as well as the potential need to migrate. closing off their environment may actually—“

- Kabru knows deep, deep down in his heart of hearts that he needs to cut the man off right then and there, show him how he could be more concise and clear with his words, and maybe not ramble so much. but Laios is positively glowing with both wonder and genuine concern for this creature, and Kabru cannot help but be completely captivated.

[jeosey]

i swear some lando fans are gullible 😭

they have already forgotten what mclaren did to lando for the past few races bcs mclaren posted lando and piastri smilling and shit 😭

[gaslightgirlsummer]

these pics are crazy bc Charles once again hang out around RB guys💀if you look behind Max, there seems to be two guys from RB crew as well. I mean, it could be anything, we saw Charles with others drivers too but it’s looks like he was hang out just with Max and RB crew that time and Checo comes with a boy for a pic. he either really leaving Ferrari for RB or we all just delusional and he just more friendly with Max and nothing more

deadass feels like we saw charles hanging out with rb crew more than we've seen him with ferrari in mexico, which, incredibly suspicious

and yeah you can clearly see the rb crew around charles max and checo, and what makes it even better is that in ferrari all access video there is a clip from the same exact same moment as charles was with them, in a different place alongside that fence, of carlos lando george and lewis standing together, so clearly charles being just with the bulls was very much a deliberate choice here

could of course just be the case of charles being more friendly with max but the question is why now. because it is just as likely that they have been chatting like this during race weekends before, or that they were equally friendly but weren't allowed to show it during race weekends (you don't just SUDDENLY become so comfortable with each other). that would mean the teams simply chose not to show us all of that before, so why is it NOW that they've decided to give us access to it/let them be friends in public

[newlifeprojects]

kisbaratom megtoltve gesztenyevel es husos szalonnaval, megagyazva rozmaringos kacsazsirral, korbetakargatva hokkaidoval es voroshagymaval. fuszert csak visszafogottan, so bors es csiliflokken

a zsemlekocka kozben szarad a gombochoz (nem volt a kuton zacskos zemmelvürfel), es osszeallt fejben a recept.

[winterfloral]

Random moments 10 of ? -> from [SKZ VLOG] Felix : Sunshine Vlog

[thoughtofadumbteenprotagonist]

Laios would fuckin ROCK at man vs food I said what I said

[sometipsygnostalgic]

This is an interesting move from Mcdonalds.

It seems that every government in the middle east turned against the company after they were giving food to israeli soldiers, and about 5% of the company's earnings come from the middle east.

So what they've done is bought it back from the local franchise owners - but they're still operating. They've removed their "trust" so to speak and are taking it in house so they can have more control over what PR goes on.

I think this is largely unrelated to the protesting that has been done internationally. Their sales have been hurt, but mostly in the middle east. They're throwing local owners under the bus and saying "NO, you should NOT give away free things that make so many of our customers rage". They're not actually changing their minds on whether they support Israel's actions or something.

[aroaessidhe]

so have people heard about how a certain publisher sent - unsolicited, without consent or even checking the age of recipients - sex toys in a PR box? the same publisher that people have been boycotting for 9 months because of concerns about the safety of readers/influencers & their information when dealing with this publisher?

[leolaroot]

go on a mission in the boycottaverse.

[catfindr]

[apnourry]

the range

[introvertedlass]

Just to clarify...

Many of us are not outraged about being "lied to and trolled". That's not what this about for us so I'm going to break it down for you.

We aren't outraged. We are frustrated. There is a difference.

We are tired of the constant drama and we are finding it hard to understand why anyone would want to add to it (despite best intentions).

There are plenty of us who have our own opinions about what's going on and we aren't trolls, unhinged or quite frankly interested in stirring up the fandom or pitting blogs against each other. To accuse us of that is insulting.

I'm assuming most of us are adults here so it would be nice if we could have cordial discussions and agree to disagree when presented with "evidence."

It's not a bad thing to be called out. That's where learning often happens.

Last but not least...If you have to go to great lengths to convince anyone of anything that might be the problem.

[c1trvswurld]

Someone I know irl keeps on talking about queer discourse and shipcourse to me at school sometimes and all I can think is "I don't know any of these terms I have a job and bills to pay"

[amelikos]

"Maybe they actually liked their pseudonyms, after all?"