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kek nyom a bujo, piros a kutya. egy kurvanagy lapos ret, meeg bokor se, a bujo egy villanyoszlop mellett allt, amit mar az indulasi ponttol latni lehetett. az elso toresnel .tudta. a kutya is, hogy hol (milyen iranyban) van a bujo, egyertelmuen jelezte (ket hatso labara allva szagolt a levegoben arrafele) de ez egy olyan autista zseni, hogy mindennek ellenere gyakorlatilag centire lekovette a nyomot!!! 😍🥰 ugyes makacs akaratos zsenikem, ma nagyon jo volt nezni, gyonyoruen dolgozott es koncentralt, tobzodott a feladatban 🩷

nektek hogy telt a delelott?

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nektek hogy telt a delelott?

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ha asszisztens, akkor arrol most szeretnem lebeszelni, mielott bemegy vizsgazni!!!!

Jöhetne némi csí, Folks! 🤞🙏

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Working alongside the laboratory's co-founder, the bacteriologist Emile Roux, Pasteur went to extraordinary lengths to get the rabies vaccine tested. Not only did this involve harvesting rabies from the mouths of rabid dogs held down by men in leather gloves, it also involved trialling the vaccine on infected children who had been bitten by dogs and were desperate for treatment - something Pasteur had no licence to do. Thankfully, the first proper trial worked out: nine-year-old Joseph Meister was saved by the vaccine on 6 July 1885.

The most hardcore vaccine research in Wonderdog: the science of dogs and their unique friendship with humans

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The names of Pavlov’s dogs:

“A quick search online for learning resources about Pavlov and his discovery of classical conditioning shows a surprising number of slides and print-outs of cartoon dogs, pictured with smiles, sitting respectfully in front of clip-art renderings of bells, with arrows pointing out the gathering saliva. Some of these learning resources are from very respected universities. I remember images on slides just like these when I was at university.”

“I think this is why I never thought much more about the dogs. Perhaps I was, myself, conditioned. The truth is that their untold suffering - and it really was nothing less than that - was, in no small way, a fledgling science's gain. And so it is right that we remember those dogs whose names we know, even if we know little about their characters, temperaments and experiences. Especially if it helps us vow never again to make such easy slaves of their desperate interest in connection.”

“For posterity, here are some of their names: Arap, Arleekin, Avgust, Baikal, Barbus, Bek, Bes, Bierka, Box, Boy, Cher-nukha, Chingis Kahn, Chyorny, Diana, Druzhok, Felix, Garsik, Golovan, Ikar, Iks, Jack, John, Joy, Jurka, Kal'm, Kellomäki, Khizhin, Krasavietz, Lada, Laska, Lis, Lyadi, Mampus, Martik, Max, Mikah, Milord, Mirta, Moladietz, Murashka, Nalyot, Nord, Norka, Novichok, Pastrel, Pestryi, Pingiel, Rex, Rijiy I, Rijiy II, Rogdi, Ruslan, Satyr, Serko, Shalun, Sokol, Sultan, Tom, Toy, Trezor, Tungus, Tygan, Rosa, Umnitza, Valiet, Visgun, Zheltyi, Zhuchka, Zloday, Zmei and Zolotistyi.”

Wonderdog: the science of dogs and their unique friendship with humans

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gpoy a mai napra.

Terracotta aryballos (perfume vase) in the form of a monkey

Rhodian

1st quarter of the 6th century BCE

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dehogynem!!!

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WORDS!

the amount of women out here theorycrafting heinously pseudoscientific and delusional copes for why the men they date act like they don’t give a fuck about her makes me want to tear my hair out. i lose 6 months off my life every time i hear about “anxious attachment.” please get real

he ignores you for days at a time because he doesn’t care. he ghosts after sex because that is all he wanted from you. he strings you along but refuses an exclusive relationship because he does not want to date you. he won’t introduce you to his friends because you are not one of his friends. he doesn’t do his share of the housework because he thinks you should do it. he acts inconsiderate because he does not think about you. his words don’t match his actions because the words are lies.

postulating about his “attachment style” and his “unhealed trauma” and his “neurodivergence” and the deep conflicting reasons for his behavior is a waste of your fucking time. he acts like he doesn’t like you because he does not like you, and because he can get away with it. y’all are making up a whole different man in your head because you so badly want to believe he isn’t a womanhating parasite. you are imagining a soul in the dried up corpse of a roach. you are projecting depth and vulnerability onto a dog shit wedged in your shoe. stop giving losers the benefit of the doubt PLEASE i am on my knees like a dog BEGGING all women

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kinyilt, de annyi baj legyen!

kisbaratom megtoltve gesztenyevel es husos szalonnaval, megagyazva rozmaringos kacsazsirral, korbetakargatva hokkaidoval es voroshagymaval. fuszert csak visszafogottan, so bors es csiliflokken

a zsemlekocka kozben szarad a gombochoz (nem volt a kuton zacskos zemmelvürfel), es osszeallt fejben a recept.

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kisbaratom megtoltve gesztenyevel es husos szalonnaval, megagyazva rozmaringos kacsazsirral, korbetakargatva hokkaidoval es voroshagymaval. fuszert csak visszafogottan, so bors es csiliflokken

a zsemlekocka kozben szarad a gombochoz (nem volt a kuton zacskos zemmelvürfel), es osszeallt fejben a recept.

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na, ez a veszely nem fenyeget :DDD

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a szenzori issúm nem viseli el a garbót (idoszakosan megprobalom, de mindig az a vege, hogy NoPe) vannak olyan idoszakok, amikor meeg a salat sem (csak kendot, de az viszont meeg nyaron is a nyakamban van, de csak szigoruan puha pamutvaszon, es lazan tekerve)

nem szeretem a nagy nyakkivágású pólókat, uh én annyira örülök, hogy végre visszatalált a ffi garbó a divatba

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amikor kibaszott duhos vagyok:

a. teljesen erzelemmentesen meseli, - ugy kerult szoba, h mondta gyerekkoraban utalt a fodrasznal ulni, ugyhogy az anyja otthon vagta neki a bilifrizut, erre mondtam h persze h utalta mert uncsi egyhelyben ulni, miert nem adott az anyad mesekonyvet a kezedbe? ja mert az nekunk nem volt - hogy neki nem voltak jatekai gyerekkoraban (?!), se pluss se kirako se konyv se semmi es vszinu a batyjanak sem, mert nem orokolt tole semmit, es amig az apja elt akkor nagyritkan titokban tole kapott matchboxot meg aprosagokat, de az anyja konzekvensen semmit nem adott neki, valami olyasmi miatt, hogy ugyis csak tonretenne (?!?!?? csak tippeli, soha nem kerdezte meg h miert nem) igy viszont kenytelen volt minden mast szetszedni es tonkretenni (zarakat, vasalot, stb), meg elszokdosni otthonrol, ami tokjo volt, csaszkalni osszevissza, csak utana hazamenni nem, mert jott az orgonavesszo, 'dehat anyam nem akart rosszat, csak valszeg ebben nott fel o is es ezt latta, azert nevelt minket is igy' (es akkor belul sikitok es orditok h nem, ilyen nincs, ez nem mentseg, sem neked sem neki), es mondom megkerdezted tole hogy megis MIERT miafaszomert gondolta h egy gyereknek nemkell jatek es nem kell szulinapra karacsonyra anyampicsajara ajandek es jatek?! szte talan nem volt ra penz, de sztem meg annyira nem volt kurvadraga egy baszom muanyagauto, hogy ne lehetett volna ra sporolni es megvenni a gyereknek (munka volt, lakas volt, ruha es etel mindig volt, meg verés es gyerekmunka is)

es nem az, hogy megbocsajtott neki, hanem meeg latogatja is. en meg helyette ruhellem es vetem meg az anyjat.

de konkretan o ezert nem akart tudatosan soha gyereket, h nehogy veletlenul ugy banjon vele, mint a sajat anyja ovele... logikus, ugye?

Say it louder for the people in the back

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nekem olyan irjon, aki megcsinalja ezt nekem, mert en addig jutok, hogy megfozom a tesztat es rareszelem a sajt, a tobbihez se turelmem se idom se energiam :((( aztan felolem beleehet a kozepebe (amig a ropogos szelet meghagyja nekem)

btw a kakaoscsiga szelet vagy kozepet?

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a vastag ruha melle nem teregetunk nalam is szabaly, en itt attol tikkelek, hogy nincsenek kihuzva a ruhak, hanem rancosak 😵‍💫 es remelem a torolkozot (min. 60fokos hosszu program) nem mosta egyutt a bicajosfelsovel(?!) (kimelo sport 30fok alacsony centrifuga, sportruha-mososzer), es a feketek is kulon programon mentek, feketekhez valo mososzerrel!!!

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I didn't know about grapes being bad and toxic for dogs, and in season my dog is literally picking and eating the fruit right from the bush :o he's seven yrs old now, but has no visible harm or problem (yet?!). should I stop him anyways doing that in the future?

have you ever had any cases of dogs intoxicated from eating grapes?

Intoxicated, no. In renal failure, yes.