#my stuff is lame-/j

[hellishgayliath]

Never seen the nightmare on elm street movies and have watched the majority of friday the 13th movies (still debating on seeing jason x and the remake) and gotta say Freddy vs jason is so damn entertaining to watch. I don't know shit bout the stuff that happens in the other freddy movies other than the videos i see people discuss bout it but the characters in the movie lay out a lot of the plot points that helped me get the general gist of things. Dunno if that acting is just how it is in the other Freddy movies, but I had fun watching it.

[aesthetixhoe]

posts while dating matt sturniolo — M.S.

warnings: cursing, obvi, like one sex joke

pronouns: she/her

authors note: i know they live in california so there's no snow, hush, idc

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[y/n].[l/n] jinkies! 🧡💚

Matthew.Sturniolo I can help you find your glasses

| Nicolassturniolo OR FIND THE DOOR! GROSS

Tarayummy ur sweeter than candy 😋

| [y/n].[l/n] you would know ;)

Samgolbach you should do a ghost hunt with us then, Velma

| [y/n].[l/n] I would make the ghost talk immediately, I'm too good at the job

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Matthew.Sturniolo late night adventures

[y/n].[l/n] 🩷🫶

Nicolassturniolo why's she sittin in your lap 🤨

| Nathandoe8 she took my spot

| Matthew.Sturniolo I have a leg for you, and a leg for her

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[y/n].[l/n] I drag him everywhere

Tarayummy walk him like a dog sis

| [y/n].[l/n] I always do

Nicolassturniolo get him a leash atp

| [y/n].[l/n] only if he's into that

| Christophersturniolo WOAH

| Matthew.Sturniolo I AM NOT FOR THE RECORD

| Nathandoe8 thats not what you told me...

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Matthew.Sturniolo ❤️‍🔥

[y/n].[l/n] twinning 😋

Nicolassturniolo 🧌

| [y/n].[l/n] :(

| Nicolassturniolo [y/n].[l/n], not you, matt

| [y/n].[l/n] oh ok! :)

Christophersturniolo lame ass caption 🥱

| Matthew.Sturniolo lame ass face

| Christophersturniolo WE HAVE THE SAME FACE

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[y/n].[l/n] I love my, love my, love my little calendar girl

Matthew.Sturniolo calendar BOY

| Christophersturniolo calendar baby more like

| [y/n].[l/n] I don't hate the sound of that

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[y/n].[l/n] always holding my hand

Tarayummy cutie patooties

Matthew.Sturniolo YOU hold MY hand

| [y/n].[l/n] THEYRE WARM CAN YOU BLAME ME??

| Matthew.Sturniolo GET WARMER HANDS???

Nicolassturniolo cute I guess 🙄

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Matthew.Sturniolo she forced me

[y/n].[l/n] LIAR! you loved it.

| Matthew.Sturniolo Nuh uhhh

Nathandoe8 hot stuff

Tarayummy shes mine >:(

| [y/n].[l/n] I have enough love for both of you

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[y/n].[l/n] life lately >>

Tarayummy hey that's me!!

| [y/n].[l/n] you know it babe 😘 best party ever

Christophersturniolo she put that sticker on me

Nicolassturniolo the shit you guys get up to in your bedroom is insane. Even the pg stuff

| [y/n].[l/n] I'm an acrobat, what can I say 😊

| Matthew.Sturniolo and I squat

| Christophersturniolo you sure?

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Matthew.Sturniolo damn it feel good to have you

[y/n].[l/n] ur my person

| Matthew.Sturniolo ur mine

Nathandoe8 king

Christophersturniolo j cole? 😲

Tarayummy shes MINE actually

[marisandini-chu-blog]

EPISODE 4 TBHX LET'S GO!!!!!

A quick word before we begin; just to establish my mindset and expectation as I watch this. Particularly about the Trust Value.

I've mention this before in previous posts how there's nothing wrong with Heroism; the desire to be popular and notice, with the performance that comes with it.

Image is important. Image is a tool. Heroism push people to do good, even with shallow intention, and the people who receive help would not have cared if they were genuine or not.

There is good in heroism the same way there is good in being able to enjoy a good music from an artist we love. Excited for youtubers making content to teach and spread joy in a community they establish. For TV personalities be able to spread good message and bring awareness for people to come together and point their energy for a good cause.

It's not always vain in wanting to be popular.

Which is why it becomes a problem when a capitalist system tries to monetize a virtue. When people enable a toxic culture without calling them out. When trust becomes a cage.

So I'm looking forward to Lin Ling's finale and the conclusion of his arc; will he change or will the system change?

Will Lin Ling put trust on the people who still relies on him? Vise versa, will the people keep their trust even when his image has change?

Now... let's begin.

Of course God Eye aim his attack the moment Nice is at the Top 10. That petty bitch

"The Moon has to be a played actor" Oh no... I feel called out

God Eye, you want to show reality to the world and yet you're denying your own truth; which is that you are a petty bitch

WHAT THE FUCK?! HE CAN'T LEAVE?!

God, I wish I had save the post, but there was someome who mention how the Trust Value makes a hero's body a cage while their mind is still free — this fits with how Nice's body doesn't want to go outside but his mind wrestle to save Moon

Oh God, I don't know how to feel about this. Maybe I am bias, but I would feel terrible if my trust and faith is taking his free will away — and we've seen how the people would rather have the hero save people than their image in the previous episode. There's definitely people who want Nice to save Xiao Yueqing, but they're drown out by the majority

MISS J YOU'RE NOT JUST ERASING MOON'S MEMORIES, YOU'RE ERASING LIN LING'S VERY EXISTENCE WITH THAT CHOICE! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Urgh, this is why I hate God Eye's whole schick. He's basically a papparrazi trying to create the next buzz even at the expense of someone

Ooooooh, I like how God Eye is not just changing the Public's perception of him. But also the Blaster's perception of himself and the animation SHOWS!

YEAH, LIN LING! YOU'RE NOT NICE! GO BE A HERO!

Hoooooooly?! I didn't think Lin Ling is gonna reveal all the truth?

You know what's ironic? As it is to be break people's trust? It's not that hard to gain their trust

A youtuber named Aliciaxlife (check her out, she's great) also react to this. And ome of the things she shared was at the start, she creates a persona for the public that becomes stiffling overtime. When she decides to break it and be more genuine (read: meaner😆), her views plummeted for a while before it rise back up

So even though it's over dramatic, hasten and simplified – this kind of stuff does happen. That if you're willing to be genuine and spoke out for the right thing, people will always root for justice

Lin Ling's fight is sooooo ugly, I LIVE FOR IT!!!

Okay, so Lin Ling shootingup into Top 10 level is a bit of a strech, ngl. There should be a lot of people scrutinizing

I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS FAKE!!!

THE COMMONER?! FUCKING COMMONER? WHO THE HELL IS COMING UP WITH THE LAME ASS NAMES? FIRM MAN IS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY!

Okay, having people who fakes things get faster gratification can be annoying. At that point, I can understand God Eye's perspective

God Eye could actually make a good point if he decided to put all that energy to be less annoying a better version of himself instead of tearing other people down.

For someone who begrudge a hero who fakes himself, he seems too surprise at seeing the truth push Lin Ling stronger. Maybe perhaps people fake themselves because people like you who likes to pull people down with the truth? Ever think of that, God Eye?

Xiao Yueqing becoming a hermit is not what I expected from her

WTF?! SHE ACCIDENTALLY PUT HERSELF IN AN ABANDON ISLAND?! I SHOULDN'T LAUGH BUT GIRRRRRLLLL!!!!

It fits her character though. Of course she jumps and didn't think twice

The definition of be careful what you wish for

Lin Ling, I don't know how you work that teleporter gun, and I don't care to know. Just get her out of this island, I think she has enough...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I heard about Director Li's reputation but...

WHAT THE FUCK?!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

AFTER AN ENTIRE EPISODE DEDICATE TO NOT LET HER BE AN ACCESSORY TO A HERO - YOU FRIDGE HER?!?!?!

The worst part is? I can't even hate it! WE'VE BEEN WARNED FROM THE FIRST EPISODE!!!

Episode 3 React

[star-writes-fanfiction]

Heyyy could you possibly write a oneshot with Natasha Romanoff as a soft dom like you had her in your nsfw headcannons? Like if she was jealous at a party or something? Also I love your writing sm I just found you and am very happy I did :)

Omg of course this made me smile so much 😭😭 ur so nice :)) I wrote this from a female pov - I assume that's what you wanted but if not I can write it with different pronouns and stuff. <3

Cw: smut [<fingering, oral, edging, scissoring>], NOT PROOF READ, may edit later.

:: j e a l o u s y :: ☆ :: n a t a s h a ::

It was yet another party at the tower celebrating yet another stupid thing that Natasha couldn't care less about. I mean, she's not exactly shy around a crowd, not when she could easily beat them up in a matter of seconds, but she's not an extrovert by any means.

You, on the other hand, love to talk and interact with everyone, not staying in one conversation too long before making your way to the next. That night wasn't any different - you'd already made your way around half of the room, complimenting outfits and dress shoes.

And that's how you ended up talking to Carol, while Natasha glared at you from the bar with her watchful eye.

You weren't flirting - you wouldn't do that to Natasha - but perhaps you telling Carol her hair looked nice while running your hair through it was interpreted differently by your girlfriend. Before you even noticed her moving, she was by your side, arm around your waist.

"Sorry to interrupt you, Carol, but I need to talk to my girlfriend about something," she said with a slight snarl, taking you by the wrist.

"Oh! Umm, see you later Carol, I guess," you said, making a lame attempt to wave as you were dragged along.

Natasha led you up to her office, heels clacking on the floorboards as she walked. "What the Hell was that?" She asked when you got to the door, pulling it open and pushing you through it. You stuttered in reply, unsure of what she meant. "What was what? What did I do?" You asked with a yelp as she picked you up and placed you on her desk.

Her arms crossed in disapproval. "Your little married couple act with Carol. 'Til death do us part my ass." She began to unzip your dress as she talked - you blushed a furious shade of red. "We weren't flirting, I was just being nice, Tash," you protested, squirming as her hands pulled the dress over your head. "Well, I hope you enjoyed it, because I'm not gonna be so nice to you."

She rubbed her hands over the top of your bra, fingers finding the back and deftly removing it. Your nipples hardened as they came into contact with the cold air, Natasha taking one into her mouth, fingers playing with the other. You let out a soft breathy moan at her actions, letting your eyes flutter shut.

Her mouth moved slowly down your front, planting kisses as she went. When she reached your panties, she smirked against your skin. "Mm, you ready, Princess?" Her thumbs hooked onto the lace of your underwear, giving it a gentle tug. "You're so beautiful," she muttered, ducking her head down between your thighs. You gasped at the sudden contact, falling back onto your elbows.

Being a woman herself, Natasha knew exactly were your most sensitive spots were. She smiled as her tongue latched around your clit, your body trembling and back arching.

"Bet Carol can't fuck you like I can..." she muttered as her fingers replaced her mouth, curling in you and reaching that spot that made you see stars.

"God, Natasha, keep going!" You shouted as you felt your orgasm building. As if on cue, Natasha pulled out of you, all her work disintegrating into nothingness. She planted a kiss on your forehead. "You really thought I'd let you cum after what you did? You'll have to earn it baby," she said, tangling her fingers through your hair.

You pouted. "Please, Natasha?" You said, looking up at her with puppy dog eyes. She looked unimpressed. "Do it yourself," she said, smirking as she pulled out a vibrator from her desk's top drawer. Why does she have that in there? You thought before coming to your senses. She wanted you to... touch yourself... in front of her?

"Go on," she said, sitting back in her chair and watching you as your face as you experienced every emotion known to mankind. God, this is embarrassing... you thought as the vibrations came into contact with your clit, sending fireworks through your body. But any humiliation was quickly replaced with intense pleasure, your body shaking as your orgasm approached.

"Oh my God, Natasha," you said, back arching as you came dangerously close to your climax. It'll never be as good if it's not Natasha, you thought sourly as you came, probably ruining her paperwork.

"Good girl, you did great," Natasha said, disposing of her own dress and panties and climbing onto the desk. You lifted up your chin so your eyes met hers. "Have you ever been scissored, Princess?" She asked with a gentle smile. Whatever annoyance she'd had before had now been replaced with a need to pleasure you.

You shook your head. "That's fine, I'll guide you," she said, tangling her legs with yours and lowering herself down. "God, Princess," she said softly, beginning to move. The contact felt so undeniably euphoric, and eventually you found your rhythm until you were both a grinding jumble. Natasha ran a hand through her cherry-red hair, her eyes rolling back. Your breathing was replaced with guttural moans as your rubbed against one another, your thighs shaking as your second climax arrived. "Natasha, I'm gonna cum-" you said, and she smiled. "It's okay, my love, me too," she said, her moments becoming less and less mechanical and more sloppy. Your side left the table as you both came, shocked by how good you felt.

"God, Tash, remind me to chat up girls again next time," you joked, pulling your legs away and starting to clean yourself up.

"Don't you dare," she replied with equal enthusiasm, standing up from the desk. Damn, that was hot...

OMG I'M SO SORRY IF IT SUCKED I've never written lesbian porn before lmao 😭😭 anyways tysm for requesting, and plz like and rb as always yall. I love you guys!

- star ✨️

[insaturnity]

HEAVE-HO! i am here to remake my intro, because my old one was deleted due to being outdated, and lame hehe! this post will have quite a bunch of tags, but i’ll try to limit it to my main things so that it’s not eight bajillion things haha!

⇢ 🖤🪐, Dark Saturn Zacody

—⇢ 16, he/him, system

—⇢ 2d artist [traditional and digital] and animator, 3d modeller and animator, painter, writer, mask-maker, fursuit creator, toyhouse code creator, voice actor

—⇢ multi-fandom, multi-shipper X3

—⇢ creator of the show “The Lost Tale of the Aisiers”

—⇢ open to online friends

—⇢ I made the COMPLEXITY AU [Host to all the AU’s below]

⇢ I made the Our Efforts Are Fatal AU [Murder Drones]

⇢ I made the Rockstar Adore AU [Sonic]

⇢ I made the Chamuel’s Hope AU [Mandela Catalogue]

⇢ I made the Pyro-Pressure AU [Pressure]

—----------—

MY INTERESTS [alphabetical order]

—----------—

Amazing Digital Circus

Bluey

Cars

Good Omens

How To Train Your Dragon

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Mandela Catalogue

Minecraft

Minecraft Storymode

Murder Drones [all-time / primary]

My Little Pony

Ninjago

Pressure

Sonic

Spiderman

Spider-verse

Team Fortress 2

Ultrakill

Wings of Fire

X-men

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BANDS N PPL I LISTEN 2 [alphabetical order]

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Autumn J.

Badflower

Bad Omens

Citizen Soldier

Falling In Reverse

Fall Out Boy

Ghost & Pals

Hollywood Undead

Ice Nine Kills

In This Moment

NF

NOTHING MORE

tuv

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DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE / SUPPORT…

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Homophobe

–Transphobe

– Anti-Xenogender or Neopronouns

Zoophile

Pedophile or anything related to such

Racist

Proshipper / Comshipper

Trump endorser or supporter

Pro-israel

General shipping discourse

Radqueer

Non-recovery [wants to get worse]

Sexualise age regression

13; not fully a dni, but i will be more cautious around u

--under 13; please leave dawg

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PLEASE INTERACT IF YOU… + OKAY 2 INTERACT

—----------—

—⇢ are into any of the stuff i like

—⇢ indulge in any of the hobbies i do

—⇢ sk8boarder with similar interests

—⇢ make murder drones related art or animations

—⇢ therian with similar interests

—⇢ dragon therian

—⇢ want to learn more abt tLTotA :)

—⇢ sonadow shipper

—⇢ fanfic writer

—⇢ play Sonic exe the disaster

—⇢ to be added!

OTI!!!

—⇢ ppl over 18!!! i have a lot of adult friends so idm sum more nehehe

[asclexe]

⭐️ government-forced blog intro post ⭐️

(new and improved!)

welcome to marvin’s marvelous mechanical museum!

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hai!! hello!! hey!! what’s up!! basic info/fun stuff below the cut (very long intro soo sorry)

*flash/blink warning for the blinkies

name: asclexe formally? cameron causally, but call me whatever! no, seriously! idc! nicknames (ex: cam, ronnie, cammy, etc) are welcome! feel free to call me your pookie or your son or child or something, be creative!

⭐️gender and pronouns: i am uhhh. nonbinary i think. they/them preferred, but it/its or he/him are also fine!! i prefer gender neutral terms, but i also am more masc leaning. like im a man. but also just a person.

⭐️not specifying my age but im a minor. B cool!! internet safety!!

⭐️sexuality: aromantic asexual aplatonic lesbian dumbfuck

⭐️nationality/country: american fuck my stupid baka life (EST timezone)

⭐️ i am also white :/

⭐️star sign: leo :3

⭐️personality type: intj (also houses mtbi if u care)

⭐️religious alignment: atheist cause im god /j 💪💪

bigots and pedos/zoos are lame and not welcome. i bite scammers. exclusively nsfw/kink blogs not welcome. im a kid. ed blogs please do not follow me because im uncomfortable with that. also don’t expect a follow back if youre over 24 cus thats weirdd

also if ur a diehard stan of anything pls think :3

dni if you’re from earth or human. aliens only blog. /j

and everyone else is welcome :3

⭐️fandoms im most active in:

house md

doctor who (only on season 2!!)

good omens

warrior cats (on arc 5 but i don’t plan on reading them)

dungeon meshi

movies in general

+ any other fandoms i consume in the future!!

⭐️fandoms i rarely post abt but still enjoy

tbosas/the hunger games

dead poets society

six feet under

a series of unfortunate events

fnaf

she-ra/the owl house/steven universe/gravity falls/etc

bluey

barbie/monster high

doogie howser md

scott pilgrim

the amazing digital circus

the middle

stardew valley

the spiderverse

abbott elementary

aggretsuko

i will post abt my sims occasionally :3 most posts are text posts bc im untalented

*i’m looking to get into evangelion, supernatural, hannibal, saw, and dexter 👍

i write fanfiction and poetry (i take requests feel free to hmu), i do local theater, i make pride icons (also requests hmu) i drabble in the occasional doodle, and i like baking and watching youtube and scrolling through tumblr and walking through the forest and my neighborhood and making bracelets and spending money and laying on the floor and singing and dancing and being silly and reading medical textbooks and cool novels and hanging with my irls and idk, yeah! life! carpe diem!

*also i’m trying to get into reality shifting! (im not a freak i swear)

⭐️my fav music artists (a little all over the place:3) jack stauber, will wood, lemon demon, tally hall/miracle musical, dazey and the scouts, mommy long legs, the oozes, bear ghost, mitski, chappell roan, weezer, the smashing pumpkins, my chemical romance, laufey, liana flores, faye webster, MARINA, pearl & the oysters, queen, no doubt, slipknot, korn, mindless self indulgence, hole, some olivia rodrigo, charli xcx, some vocaloids,

i love pretty much all kinds of jazz, rock, and showtunes (except ballads. i dislike ballads)

my music taste can be described as like. neurodivergent weird kid alt rock and hot girl summer pop.

(music recs are very much welcome <33)

*taylor swift enjoyers follow at your own risk (i hate on her occasionally. i really dislike her music and she’s also not that great of a person)

random facts about me :3

⭐️i’m left-handed (bully me for it ik im a freak)

⭐️unfortunately a theater kid :/

⭐️tall for this website

⭐️the most insufferable and annoying person ever

⭐️DOESNT BITE!! (i swear)

⭐️ i’m genetically pitch perfect but i’m awful with rhythm

⭐️favorite planet is ur mom (i ❤️ venus)

⭐️honors roll baby 🔥🔥

⭐️im most likely neurodiverse?? undiagnosed but speculated

⭐️perpetually alone only child 😔 please talk to me i love chatting with people, asks and replies preferred, dms okay <33

⭐️favorite color green. all of the shades.

⭐️i haven’t cried properly in like a year and i am not breaking my mewing streak

⭐️minorly touch/attention starved :3

⭐️single & ready to mingle!! (please don’t fucking talk to me like that im aroace and a minor )

⭐️REBLOGGING MACHINE 💪💪

⭐️i’ve never seen an episode of spongebob but saw the musical

⭐️#1 BEST XBOX SIMMER 🔥🔥

⭐️im nicer than i seem (i’m also a very negative person in general but i keep my thoughts to myself!)

⭐️i have a massive sweet tooth :3

⭐️(new) tags guide!⭐️

*note this is a new system i’m trying out, some older posts do not apply

#asclexeposting - all original content

#camyyaps - unhinged text posts/late night eepy time posts/yapping in the tags

#cam touches grass - the rare times i go outside and touch grass and do stuff

#ask the fellows - relating to my ask blog (go follow it go do it its @ask-the-ducklings go ask stuff)

#me ask :3 - reblog of something i asked another blog

#mootie :3 - if we’re mutuals and you send me an ask i tag it with this :3

*you also get your own individual tag for asks, for example @pingunaa is ping :3 and @rubeslovesthesmiths is rubes :3, etc

#cammy’s 4 later tag :3 - stuff for later!!

#cam plays the sims :3 - my simming tag

old man doctor yaoi prompt list :3

my house md oc :3

⭐️side blogs!⭐️

@ask-the-ducklings - ask/roleplay blog 4 the house md duckligns

1/2 of @meanwhile-on-the-road, the other half is pookie @sillyhyperfixator

@house-md-referrer - house md references

@theindierockcafe - writing blog

this will be mostly reblogs of my silly mutuals/my fyp, i try to make original content often! I ❤️ REBLOGGING ART YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO!!!! hope we can get along! ask me whatever! i don’t know! be nice and respectful cause i’m a minor!

SPAM MY ASK BOX :3 create lore, send me images, ask for comfort, WHATEVER!!!! im friendly and ill answer your ask eventually.

disclaimer; i live in the us and a snowflake so im occasionally political, nothing too extreme im just scared 👍 i also don’t spoiler tag!! sorry!

if you want me to share your fundraiser; give me some time to verify you!!!! i promise im not ignoring you!!

blinkies made in the blinkie cafe :3

[queer-ragnelle]

My Unpopular Mordred Opinions Time:

I think him being ambitious is a better motivation than "Mommy told me to". I'm not against alternate motives than ambition, but I am very much against "Mommy told me to."

More modern writers need to explain why Morgause/Morgan needed Mordred to claim the throne when they have a bundle of legitimate kids who already have considerable influence. I will never like "Morgause/Morgan forced/tricked Arthur into having Mordred" but it's a little more acceptable if I can see you thought it through.

Mordred should be Arthur's past coming to haunt him. He doesn't have to outright be a baby murderer like Malory or rapist like in Vulgate but even in HRB there's a sense that Arthur's fall happened because he campaigned so long and/or that he did something that made god desert him. I get that most people aren't as interested in a religious-esque "God is letting you die for your sins" but "And then it was the fault of everyone but the king that the kingdom fell" is inherently bad and there are ways to do "past haunting you" that aren't religious. Bonus: There is no narrative point in Mordred if he was conceived by Arthur being raped. I would go as far as to call it gratuitous rape.

Mordred does not need to be Arthur's incestuous son. He can very easily be the son of Lot and Morgause. If the incest doesn't effect Mordred in any way than why include it? Bring back Lot's son!Mordred!

TH White's Mordred wasn't a well-written mix of cruel and tragic. He was an ableist caricature. I can't believe TH White compared his only disabled character to Hitler, as though the Nazi's didn't kill the disabled, and people praised it for "criticizing Nazis." TH White doesn't even know what Nazism is, let alone criticize it!

I think more versions should include Mordred's love (or, in some versions "love") for Guinevere. It can actually be really compelling, that said making it so his only motive for wanting to marry her is that it benefits him politically (how? Like, genuinely, I cannot figure out how?) is lame when the writer clearly didn't think it through. If it's political, show me how it benefits him politically! Don't just say it will help gain supporters, tell me how! And for the alternative yes, I understand now you have to explain why he went from trying to burn her at stake to coveting her. Yet 1. There are alternate storylines and 2. Try to use this to flesh him out. Ask "what changed?"

1. Oh I completely agree. I can never fully buy a character with a total lack of autonomy like that. It also villainizes his mother unnecessarily when he’s perfectly capable of being a shit all on his own lol I have a full recommendations list for this.

2. A fair amount of them do, just seems none of the stuff that’s popular. In a version where Morgan is Mordred’s mother, that eliminates Yvain’s existence, so Mordred is her tool. But I think also it’s missing the point to say Mordred has brothers, his claim would be strongest bc he’s Arthur’s son, and thus skip his brothers in the line of succession who are only nephews, and also extremely loyal to Arthur. That’s why Morgause’s focus is on Mordred over Gawain. Not only does Mordred have the stronger claim, she presumably groomed him for the role, so she could effectively rule through him if she plays her cards right. Does that make sense?

3. So you mean like Mordred coming back to haunt Arthur as a manifestation of transgressions against Morgause (or Guinevere, depending if this is also a cheating scenario)? Highly recommend A Camelot Triptych by Norris J Lacy. It handles this better than anywhere else I’ve seen. But I’ve also read a number of retellings in which the Arthur/sister union was entirely consensual and she never had any designs on Arthur’s throne through that union. She just got pregnant and then Mordred did all that usurping of his own accord. I think the well of interpretations is never empty. Arthur/Morgause have a one night stand in Arthur Rex by Thomas Berger, and Mordred is later tutored by his aunt Morgan. He’s also consensually conceived between Arthur/Morgan in The Road to Avalon by Joan Wolf, where he’s then raised by his aunt Morgause. (Gives you options for both lol) So this eliminates rape entirely and circumstances just result in Arthur ignoring problems (Mordred) long enough for them to come back to bite him.

4. Highly recommend you watch BBC The Legend of King Arthur (1979) or read the novelization of the same name. It really seems the answer to all your complaints. Mordred is the son of Morgause and Lot, Arthur’s nephew, and younger brother to Gawain, Agravain, and Gareth. Aunt Morgan is also at court with them. I made this gifset of Mordred introducing his brothers, it’s so cute! Here are some stories featuring Mordred as something other than Arthur’s incest son (nephew, brother, bastard son, unrelated):

The Story of the Grail and the Passing of Arthur by Howard Pyle (1910)

The Adventures of Sir Galahad (1949)

Knights of the Round Table (1953)

The Eagles Have Flown (1954), The Great Captains (1956), The Green Man (1966) by Henry Treece

The Queen’s Knight by Marvin Borowsky (1955)

Sword of Lancelot (1963)

The Adventures of Sir Lancelot (1956-1957)

New Adventures of a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1988)

Camelot (1998)

5. Agreed.

6. Last recommendation I swear. Arthur The Bear of Britain by Edward Frankland does the Medraut/Gwenhwyfar thing better than anywhere else I have read. Their chemistry is fire. Arthur isn’t like an evil guy but he definitely underestimates Gwenhwyfar and neglects her needs which drives her to seek affection elsewhere. He also cheats every time he sneezes. Medraut is very reasonable and genuinely loves his uncle Arthur but also Gwenhwyfar. Arthur is only a year older than his nephew Medraut so while Gwenhwyfar does effectively become his aunt when she marries Arthur, it’s less weird bc they were all adults when they met and Medraut isn’t doing it as a political move. Other characters here include Bedwyr, Kai, Gwalchmai, Olwen, Mabon, and the usual group of historical warlords from the time like Conan, Gereint, and Cuneglas.

Hope you don’t mind I turned the unpopular Mordred ask into yet another Mordred recommendation post! Take care!

[starfruitwyne]

The Twilight Bunch Smoking Weed Headcanons 🌲✨🌲

Ya know, if vampires could get high 👀✨

Bella

Is hesitant to partake her first time 'round but tries to pull it off as her thinking it's just a lame activity.

Insists everyone else go first.

The lighter never works for her.

Needs to be held or have weight on her once she's reached a high.

Goes completely silent.

"Will I smell when I go home?"

In Her Smoke Playlist: Boygenius - Souvenir

Edward

Lights Bella's joints.

Enjoys doing things with his hands once he's high like drawing or playing with a fidget toy. Will usually be rolling the next J.

Goes on looong tangents. "Remember that one time..."

If anyone (Bella) greens out he wraps them up like a burrito on the couch and gives them water.

Alice makes him laugh so hard he has to leave or he'll get sick.

"This stuff's kinda weak."

In His Smoke Playlist: Debussy - Arabesque

Rosalie

On her damn phone.

Bubble gum is her munchie of choice and she pops it as a mood regulator.

Holds onto the joint for too long cuz she forgets she has it.

Leans against Emmet and occasionally shows him a meme she found on insta.

Hums to whatever song is playing on the loud speaker.

"I'm fucking cold."

In Her Smoke Playlist: The Cranberries - Ode To My Family

Alice

Bella's cuddle buddy.

Gets INCREDIBLY flirty with everyone.

In your nightmare blunt rotation.

Comes out with the funniest quotes of the smoke sesh, which get repeated at future get togethers. "What was that thing Alice said last time??..."

Has to move around, usually by dancing.

"Do you wanna make out?"

In Her Smoke Playlist: Fleetwood Mac - Dreams

Emmett

Asleep.

"Honk shoo honk shoo"

Jasper

A little jumpy but laughs it off.

Usually playing a video game in the background.

Has the most terrifying zoned out stare which everyone HAS to snap him out of cuz it freaks everyone out.

Crashes the hardest.

"How long has this song been playing?"

In His Smoke Playlist: Jonny Cash - Ring of Fire

^^^ He accidently queues it into the Spotify Party 27 times. Each time it plays everyone loses it.

[sadie-bug345]

gang as members of a group project🤓☝️

idk abt yall but i actually despise group projects when the teacher picks the groups like please let me live in peace😔

ponyboy: - he honestly seems like a chill worker - i don’t think he’d take charge and be like “cmon guys let’s get to work😃😜” - instead he’d just be like “i’ll do the conclusion or whatever” - AND EAT EM UP LIKE HE DESTROYED - lowk everyone’s happy whenever pony’s in their group like yes we have a smart kid who isn’t a total snob - pony on a bad day would definitely put his name first on the project though😭

johnny: - probably wouldn’t talk a lot if he had like no friends in his group - he’d procrastinate his part for sure but get it done by the time it’s due - either that or he just speedruns it so he doesn’t have to work with lame people anymore - honestly doesn’t care abt the other people in the group he just locks in and gets his part done -def a solid team member we’re glad to have him🫶

sodapop: - elected group leader or smth even though he just sits there - everyone’s like “uhh soda what’s the plan” and he’s just totally zoned out - it’s ok though cause he just helps whoever doesn’t have their part done yet - chill for the most part but in a group of no friends he def feels out of place and tries hard to get them to like him - stop embarrassing yourself soda i promise people like you already😔

darry: -probably unironically says “okay guys let’s knock this out😀” - it’s ok cause he makes sure the project eats - probably secretly goes on the google slides or whatever and edits other peoples stuff if it’s not up to his standards - he doesn’t fw people who just sit there - he WILL give them something to do and helicopter parent them the whole way -A+s all around ngl

dally: - in reality probably a slacker😭 - but everyone’s happy to have him there cause he fine asf - anyways he’d be the biggest procrastinator - doesn’t do ANYTHING in class but secretly takes his part home and just grinds it out - it’s pretty low quality but it’s done - after pulling an all-nighter he probably looks at it and cringes cause it’s kinda trash - so he just puts his name first and erases all evidence that he messed the project up😭 - best team player /j

two-bit: - a blast to have on the team - like when the teacher was announcing groups everyone was hype to have the funny kid - probably wrecks the project but he’s like “oh shit oh no uhhh ill buy everyone something from the vending machine after okay😔☝️” - these kids GPAs will never recover after being in a group with two😭 - but it’s just cause he’s so funny everyone gets distracted and doesn’t do any work - probably forgets to put his name on the project - which is ok cause he did like nothing LMAO

steve: - he’s usually pretty chill - but when it’s crunch time and the project isn’t finished he’s a bit of a bitch - like “are you done with your part yet?” and then the teammate is like “…no” and he hits them with the biggest eye roll - then he just does it himself - also puts his name first or claims the best part as his own - everyone side eyes him when he freaks when the teacher says there’s ten minutes left of work time - he’s goofy in a good mood though so it’s not all stress and nerves - probably gets his team a solid B

ANYWAYS hope you liked this and my requests are always open🫶😀

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #325

I'm definitely going to need to send my laptop away to get the screen replaced; it has seen much better days:

It's still kinda holding together. But there are lines of dead pixels on the bottom left side, so I imagine it's only a matter of time before the screen goes completely kaput. Lame...

I wasn't nearly as productive today as on previous days. I think doing all that cooking and all those dishes really pissed off whatever's wrong with the upper right quadrant of my body (at this point, I suspect serratus posterior superior dysfunction of some kind...). When I went to PT today (weird day of the week for it, I know...), the trapezius and the rhomboids on my right side got mashed up, and now the whole area is super pissed, and it's kinda hard to move or breathe or do anything.

On the bright side, I did get to talk with that Canadian immigration lawyer today. I'll tell you all about him, but after I get his permission to do so in this space.

Still, I have the first few steps of the process of getting out of here outlined. First, we have to take an English test called an IELTS, and also get our academic credentials evaluated by a Canadian company of some kind, in order to make sure they're up to snuff for Canadian employers.

Well, as it turns out, we cannot take the IELTS without passports. And, though J and I have ours, M's expired over a decade ago, so we had to go to an appointment to get a new one. It's not going to get to our house for another 6-8 weeks, though. We'll have to wait before we schedule the test. But we should be able to get our academic credentials evaluated. I'll look into that process tomorrow.

...I forgot to eat for most of today. Before leaving for physical therapy, I did stuff a couple slices of cold cuts into my mouth, but that's hardly substantial. My appetite has been kinda weird these last couple days. At around 7pm or 8pm, though, I remembered that my body needs fuel. So I made a salad:

It's got mixed greens, tomatoes, onions, black beans, goat cheese, scrambled egg, and crushed Fritos in it. And then I put ranch dressing on top. Want some...?

I made some tea to go with it; that vanilla bean macaron tea. Here:

...These aren't the best swirls, I know. I think the focus must have been off, and I didn't notice until it was too late. Sorry about that.

…

...I spent most of the rest of today just floundering, partially numb, and foggy of brain. I wanted to play Oddworld, but... I just couldn't bring myself to. I wanted to doodle, but... I dunno. Even with a plan spelled out and things to tentatively look forward to, it's still kinda hard to think.

I guess I'm still a little sad that so many people voted for someone who wants to kill me and my little family and almost all of the people I love.

...I just... want to live a life in which everyone gets to be happy and safe. And I know that this could happen if everyone worked together, but there's so many different people with so many different kinds of trauma, and all of them have their own ideas about which kinds of people do and don't deserve to live (there's no such thing as a person who doesn't deserve to live). I wish for a world in which it was easier for folks to cast aside the conditioning they received that teaches them to associate the worth of themselves and of others with silly, arbitrary things.

We are all the same in that we want to live in peace with people we love. And given that everyone wants that, it shouldn't be so hard to do, but... a lot of people get taught that the only way they can live happily is if some other group of people defined by arbitrary characteristics didn't exist, and... I think that's really sad. It's really sad that some people truly do believe, for example, that the only way they can be happy and safe is if every single person with dark skin and every single person who was ever at any point related to someone with dark skin ceased being alive.

...I just wanna live someplace where we aren't near people who would be happy to kill us. I think everyone wants that. And this shouldn't be a difficult thing to find in my world, but... here we are.

...Well. One step at a time. We'll follow the immigration process one step at a time, and hope for good things. But... ya know. If there's any chance you can just “zoop” us all over to where you are... I certainly wouldn't be opposed. You could use the company. And I could use a nap.

No, I know; it's impossible. I know. But it's still nice to think about. I'll just keep making preparations to protect my little family, and I'll do whatever I can for the others around me in the meantime. I'll write the steps to the immigration process as we go through it; maybe it'll help someone else, somehow.

Suppose I'll stop writing for today. I feel like if I keep going, I'm gonna ramble on ya (if I haven't already). And I feel like I'm a bit too weird in the brain right now to express myself particularly well in any case.

Don't worry. I'm tired and feeling kinda sad and lost, but I'm not down for the count – not while I have people to protect.

Tomorrow is when M and I decided to celebrate our wedding anniversary this year. It'll be our 10th year of marriage, though we've been together for 12. I can't believe how quickly the time has passed. I can't believe he hasn't gotten tired of me yet, hahaha...

We're gonna go to a sushi place to celebrate. It'll be me and J and M all together at the place we ate on the day we got married. Maybe I'll tell you more about that tomorrow.

I love you a whole lot. And I'll write again tomorrow. So please stay safe out there, okay?

Your friend, Lumine

[fictoweirdoesten]

RIGHT AT TWELVE A.M. THIS MF TEXTS ME ABOUT MY BIRTHDAH I'M GONNA CRY RYYH

WHY DID HE EAAAAT?! MY BABY KNOWS HOW TO SING OH MY GODDDD IT'S GIVING GERARD WAY KINDA WHEN HE SUNG THAT "yooOoou" PART????

I know this sounds sad and trauma dumping so, warning:

but when video games acknowledge your birthday it genuinely makes me feel better about always having no friends when this day comes every year :) It helps me not fall into total despair and risk doing stupid impulsive stuff. I know some people find it lame or don't get it and that's fine, I understand, but I hope this tradition in gaming never dies, and I hope more video games start doing this as well.

It made me so happy hearing Caleb wish me a Happy Birthday and tell me how he'll never leave me. Even the other boys made me happy and super giddy with their wishes and I'm not even close to delulu with them as I am with Caleb. I used to go on Tomodachi Life and ACNH but now Love and Deepspace is enough to fill that void every year ♡.

Infold has done some crappy stuff, ik, but I want to at least thank them for providing us with such amazing comfort characters. Caleb is my everything and I hope they improve and keep giving us more amazing content of him and the boys for at least....20 more years....50? Okay maybe 10. I wanna live for at least 10 more years with him.

It's just nice to feel loved, yknow? And it encourages me to keep going, at least for him, even if he isn't real...

...I mean, I'd hate to miss next year's happy birthday song from Caleb, so...

I can't wait to use the AR snapshot later today when I get my cake and have Caleb pose next to it as if he's actually there with me. Lol, ig this would be the first friend I've had come to celebrate my birthday huh? I hope he likes Strawberry Shortcake xp /j

Also, apparently no one's uploaded the song of the little carousel he gives you (unless I'm blind and someone has)??? So I uploaded it on YouTube myself:

My new ringtone fr 🖤

[slickshoesareyoucrazy]

Opening Day

What's up, A? Today is Opening Day for baseball. Gonna turn the Reds game on later for dinner with the boys and see how sports illiterate they are again, but they try. They try for you now. 💔⚾ Kentucky plays Tennessee tomorrow night and I don't think the Boy has ever been more invested in a sporting event. He HATES Tennessee. Like Duke level hate. That's for you too. Damn I hope Kentucky wins. More than I normally do. For you. 🏀❤️ J will probably want to make me turn it off, but he won't. Not tomorrow. 😥

Dude this week's been crazy. Boy is going to prom. Like 🤯. First when did I get so old? Who allowed him to grow up so fast? This book came into the library late last week when he told me he was going to ask a girl to prom and I started crying at work. Again.

I used to read him Mo Willems pigeon books before he went to school and now he's only got 1 more year of high school left. 🥹

I know you know I went to that lame work trivia night Tuesday and it's even more lame that we WON and I can hear you teasing me about it. GR was there. The last time I saw him in person was at your funeral. He looked sad this time too, and I'm trying to figure out if he's mirroring my sadness or if he's thinking about you too when he sees me and it's his own. Or maybe it's a combination of that. Seeing him and how sad he looked reminded me that as much as other people think I've moved on, I'm still pretty fucking sad. Still miss you every day. And when I see someone I haven't seen in a while who definitely knows, like GR does, I know it still shows. They can still see it, even when I'm putting on the Lame Work Trivia Night Smile for everyone on the outside.

I still cannot believe you're fucking DEAD. 😭 I need you here for sports in the spring and Boy teasing me about remembering everything forever *except* calculus, and him going to PROM. How the fuck am I supposed to get through girlfriends and the ending of high school without you, man?! You already did this with your kid; you were ahead of me on the hard shit, like you always were, and I admit I got real comfortable being dependent on you assuring me that everything was gonna be ok. Now it's just...Christ he's going to prom and he's going to graduate and I just have to accept he could get his heart broken and I can't do anything about it and it's terrible. Made more terrible by not having you to whine about it to. I mean, sure I can whine to other people. But they don't KNOW the Boy. You did. Even not seeing him very often. Fuck he's so much like you sometimes I can't even believe it. I don't want him to get hurt the way I know you did. Over and over again. Sometimes watching him now...talking to him now...its like it's you. Like I've gone back in time and I'm really watching you be insecure about some girl who should feel privileged to be around you or hearing you call me short.

You're still everywhere. You're every sporting event on TV and every social activity I try and every forced memory of high school I repeat because my son's where we used to be.

Boy asked me if I was just going to break down and ugly cry if Kentucky ever wins another NCAA championship or the Reds ever win another World Series, and I said I was positively certain I would. But that I hope they still do. ❤️⚾🏀

I don't have any loot for your cup this time but when I come back maybe I'll have stuff from NYC and Fenway for you. I'm making them take me to a baseball game in Boston this time. So I can get you a rock from Fenway.

I love you my friend. Literally nothing is the same without you.

[t-w-i-l-l-e-r]

Hey BMCers what do we think jeremy/michael/christine’s anime opinions r. It seems p reasonable 2 assume Jerry is a pretty big anime fan (I mean “sexy anime female” had 2 b based on smth) but what kind of anime u think he watches specifically? I’ve seen some fan stuff in which he likes mech stuff like gundam/evangelion which is v real v good v true, defo feel that esp with his interest in space and tech stuff. Super cutesy stuff a la My Melody also makes sense considering Hello Kitty shoes but I feel like that would only b an interest he rly explores after canon, when he’s mellowed out a bit n stopped caring about being a Dudely Dude. Jeremy Heere #1 Sanrio Danshi fan. I also been thinking bout Jeremy watching those shitty dime-a-dozen Cute Girls With Swords sci-fi/fantasy harem anime, ykwim? Asterisk War, Irregular At Magic High School, In Another World With My Smartphone,,,,, other one idk my anime knowledge is pretty dated at this point but u know what I mean!!! The real trash ones. THATS what bestie j-dawg is into. It’d b funny if part of his perception of what a “cool hot masculine guy” is like (plus some of his hang-ups with women) comes at least in part from those types of shows. My main hang-up with that tho is deciding if I think he would pretend to like them ironically or just assume watching anime makes him lame either way n deal w/ it. Hmmmm choices choices…

Michael n Christine r more interesting to me bc they’re not explicitly into anime like jerry is but they’re both enough of Weird Artsy Fartsy ppl that they could get into it. Michael’d b into the more retro stuff obvi, n prolly the more like ~experimental~ n ~avant-garde~ shit too. Defo Evangelion, Akira n Ghost In The Shell seem right to me… Serial Experiments Lain jumps out as one he’d b into, plus Kaiba but that’s more recent (aka after the turn of the century lol). The Freaky Deaky shit, that’s his M.O.

and finally… Christine. When I think of Christine, I think of Samurai Pizza Cats. And that’s it. I really cannot explain that, but it’s how I feel. Good talk!

[justanotherpersonwhowrites]

Welcome To My Humble Abode

Big John had finally agreed to let JJ come over for to their house to hang out. Something John B had been begging for since they first met halfway through second grade and after their official declaration of becoming best friends at the start of third grade. But despite the begging, Big John never relented, telling his kid — who would promptly relay the information to JJ — that he didn’t want anyone over who might break something. Which translated to “I don’t want to lose any of my precious research on the Royal Merchant that is way more important than my son’s happiness.” At least that’s what John B said it meant. But finally, after three years of persistence, Big John relented and JJ was heading home with his best friend. And JJ was…excited. Sure. He was curious to see his best buds home, know what his room looked like, where John B spent his days away from JJ. He also knew that homes could be sketchy. OR The first time JJ visits John B's house and the first time John B visits JJ's

“Ta-da!” John B suddenly exploded arm shooting out in front of him. “That’s it! That’s the Chateau!”

JJ took it in, eyes wide. The house was big! Nothing like the ones on Figure Eight, but compared to JJ’s own house this place looked like a castle. Relatively secluded from anyone, surrounded by the odd tree and a lot of land, and the house was gunning for Kook attention.

“Why’d you never tell me you were a Kook?” JJ asked, turning an accusing look on John B, though there was laughter hidden behind his eyes.

John B shoved his shoulder, pushing JJ slightly off balance. “I’m not a Kook, J” He warned, laughter spilling from his lips as well.

They approached the house in relative silence after that. JJ taking in his surroundings. It was a nice piece of land, close to the water, buried behind trees and hidden from other houses around. It felt secluded, but not in the way his home did. This felt peaceful, nothing about the lot screamed “I’m ominous, avoid me as often as possible!”

When they approached the steps some minutes later, Big John was standing in the doorway waiting. He was a big man, bigger than JJ’s own father, with a strong build and a firm face. Not a mean looking face, but not a particularly nice looking one either. And even though JJ had met him before — in town, or on the occasion that he took John B someplace and allowed JJ to tag along — today felt different, like the man was sizing him up to see if he would be easy prey. JJ felt a lump rise in his throat and his feet freeze in place on the top step.

“Good afternoon, sir,” JJ mumbled, ducking his head to try to still his heart's insistent pounding.

“Good afternoon, JJ. How was school?”

JJ looked up quickly, trying to assess whether the question was directed at John B or himself, but when his best friend made no move to answer he decided to do so himself. “It was pretty good…sir. We…uh….” JJ tried to think of something they covered. “We learned stuff,” he finished lamely.

Big John didn’t seem to appreciate that answer as his mouth pressed into a thin line. “We can only hope,” he mumbled in that way adults do when they think children’s hearing is less developed than their own. JJ ignored the words anyway.

Ao3 FFN

[iiikaruz]

New CH episodes have made me officially decide to stop caring about the actual cast of the show </3 (/hj but i wish it was /j)

Anyway would you like to share some of your headcanons/scenarios for the side/minor characters ? It always makes my day 💚💖(/nf)

dude i feel you on these new episodes. wtf is going on over there. anyways, i’ll gladly dump this 10 ton stack of headcanons on you that i wrote down!! Marie Antoinette: 

loves hyperpop and 90s house music. she’s so slay (i have a playlist lol)

into european weirdo cinema like Gaspar Noe’s but she also likes chick flicks (her fave films are Climax (2018), Daisies (1966), and But I’m A Cheerleader (1999).)

frequents on lolita forums and goes to really shady places just to get cute lolita items.

has absolutely mastered voguing. super into ballroom culture.

has a pet borzoi (those groovy long-nosed dogs.) her name is “Vanille” and Marie loves her dearly.

wants to study fashion. she especially loves Vivienne Westwood and Moschino.

Jesús Cristo:

is a juggalo, and he indoctrinated Van Gogh into it as well.

says “it is what it is” at any minor inconvenience.

had a mental crisis at 13 as a product to the stress of living up to his clone father. similar to joan’s breakdown in s1e3 but 10x worse. he tries to ignore it when people bring it up.

designated driver on any road trip. for some reason.

into bands like The Cure whilst also bopping to Cypress Hill.

his fave video game is Parappa the Rapper.

accidentally punching holes/nails into his hand is a common occurrence. seems like it just keeps happening, so he’s learned to just roll with it. he’s also a pretty good nurse bc of it.

Marilyn Monroe:

is always down for the school play. BUT she usually just does script-writing and tech. 

into conspiracy theories and video essays. (all gorgeous gorgeous girls love video essays).

is a dedicated Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani stan.

SO “COQUETTE LIZZY GRANT DIOR RETRO” in her fashion choice.

she also gives “elle woods from legally blonde” vibes. straight A student right here.

CERTIFIED GIRLBOSS <3

Thomas Edison:

is obsessed with American Psycho (2000). he has a poster in his room and he’s weirdly obsessed with Christian Bale (very 🍎🍉🍊 of him, but he always excuses it with “oh no, i just idolize and worship him. there’s absolutely nothing gay ab it.” he’s lying.)

also he’s SUCH a pretentious film bro. he has a whole library of stupid film facts shoved in the back of his mind (im totally not projecting).

he only listens to: 80s new-wave stuff like New Order, Oingo Boingo, Beastie Boys, & Talking Heads OR Lana del Rey. There is no in between.

he worked (past-tense bc that shit is GONE in 2023) at a blockbuster video store next to the mall and he liked being a total bitch to people about it (example: “you really rented this shit? this movie sucks, dude”)

after getting unfreezed, he was ECSTATIC over how easy pirating movies is nowadays.

Napoleon Bonaparte:

member of the speech/debate club and he is THE WORST TO BE PAIRED WITH. he’s foaming at the mouth the moment someone gives a rebuttal he didn’t think of. some meetings end in him trying to beat up someone. 

into 80s rock like Metallica and Black Sabbath. he has an electric guitar. he also FUCKING LOVES ABBA AND JAMIROQUAI. like… too much.

unlawfully good at Just Dance. he absolutely fucks it up on the dance floor.

adores fantasy films like Conan (1982) and The Never-Ending Story(1984). he’s so lame/ pos.

he bakes really well. that’s all he’s got going for him.

he either found his napoleonic military uniform at party city or at a thrift store with Marie Antoinette; his story changes depending on who he’s talking to.

he cut his own hair when he was 14. the following conversation after he did so was with caesar, and it was just the haircut scene from fleabag . he then continued to keep his stupid haircut to what it is now.

is a hopeless romantic. he can make up entire love poems & sonnets in his head about a girl he’s crushing on, but literally cannot talk to people without sounding like a douchebag unless he’s super comfortable w/ them.

Ivan the Terrible:

is an avid deftones, sewerslvt, & duster listener (i, unfortunately, ALSO have a playlist.)

spends his nights scrolling on 4chan and arguing w/ people. him & topher have accidentally argued w/ each other AT LEAST 5 times.

literally refuses to take off his ushanka in any weather. it doesn’t matter to him if it’s 90 degrees, that thing is staying ON.

kins Travis Bickle and Shinji Ikari. i mean, just look at this dude and how he presents himself. average NGE & Taxi Driver enjoyer/ hj.

fave video games are Postal 2 and osu!. he plays osu! phenomenally, to the point where it’s impressive. (pls put that energy into a job or something).

and yea that’s all the energy i have to write this down :]

[jmr-observingfromafar]

... hello :O

i have concluded that i'd like to do a little intro post to cover the basics. (aka i saw other people do it and went "i should do that")

so hello there :)

i go by jmr (pronouns? i hardly know 'er! any are fine lol), and i'm a person on the internet who likes to do things. (wow how descriptive j anything you'd like to elaborate on?) no. this is my space for incessant ramblings and not much coherence. that is all. all are welcome but no hate bc it's very saddening and would be very lame of you :/

i have an instagram, an ao3 account, and now a tumblr (wow!!!)

and i think that's it !

yap to me about Things and Stuff if you are so inclined bc that's super cool i promise im rly nice ok bye :D