#my stomach is in knots

[devilat-thedoor]

don’t ever stop doing it, jakey✨

[annikamaja8-blog]

my favorite forms of intimacy are hand holding and hair brushing. Both romantic and platonic.

[manchesterau]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i meet daniphiw today 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

[girlyteengirl16]

i need to throw up when i acknowledge i’m forever stuck this way and there’s nothing i can do

[sadly-in-active]

Can you write some hcs of Affogato Cookie x Clotted Cream Cookie?

Ofc honey (I’m so tired and I need this boost of creativity and confidence)

AffoClotted hcs

Summary: After making a secret alliance with the Créme Republic’s very own Consul, he now stays within Clotted Cream Cookie’s mansion. The two get a bit closer then expected. Hell, Affogato Cookie thought that this would give him an advantage to have a personal relationship with the Consul…but then he got attached as well and shit took a turn.

TW: Why is all of this just bickering, these idiots need to get a room and make out, too much tension for their own good, swearing, failed manipulation because Affogato is actually pathetic now, Clotted Cream gets internalized homophobia and hates it, Dark Cacao tries to abuse both (and fails)

Also personal hc that Affogato is pansexual and transmasc, and Clotted Cream is bi but fails to hide it

Whores istg /j (This was the thing I use to start all my drafts)

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So, after Clotted Cream finds a completely vulnerable and pathetic ex-royal advisor, he knew that one, Affogato could be using this little alliance as a way to regain power, or two, he was actually really interested in living with the Consul and actually having a house again. Yeah, Clotted Cream realized that it was both.

During the meeting when Clotted Cream was first introduced to the Ancients, Affogato was with him, yet…preferred to stay on the airship for a bit longer. He actually had to be pried off of it by Financier because he was still genuinely nervous about seeing Dark Cacao and getting even more of a punishment because he showed his face to the King.

Luckily, when Dark Cacao saw Affogato, the oh-so heroic Consul shielded Affogato (begrudgingly, but he couldn’t show that) from any threats that the King of the Black Citadel wanted to enact on the ex-advisor. And don’t worry, Clotted Cream also defended Affogato’s sorry ass! Y’know the drill, saying that he was “reformed” and trying to become better under the eyes of the Divines! (Yeah, like Affogato believed in that dumb light stuff. Clotted Cream was also kinda coming up with stuff on the spot, but he managed to maintain that cool and composed demeanor for most of the time.)

I kinda forgot what else happened in the Cookie Odyssey so let’s actually get onto the silly ship part of it!

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Clotted Cream practically begged Affogato to sleep in the guest room, but our dear little ex-advisor merely shook his head and had that bastard grin of his. So yeah, they were sharing a bed the entire time. Totally normal, I know. They were roommates after all… 😘

They bicker…a lot. Usually, Clotted is tryna settle the situation down, but as soon as Affogato says some kind of petty insult and has that TOTALLY charming rolled eyes, expect the ex-advisor to be picked up by Clotted Cream’s coat belts and practically thrown onto the guest bed. Awh, so sad… 😞 But don’t worry, because Affo sneaks back into the Consul’s room anyways and snuggles up to him. After all, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer~ (they HAVE to make out)

Clotted Cream is probably good at flirting (probably.) but when he’s around Affogato and the teasing cocky bitch whispers some kind of flirty joke, he can’t help but feel REALLY flustered, even though he tries his best not to show it, he’s really a nervous wreck.

The Consul gets a bunch of internalized homophobia, probably due to Elder Custard being a bitch and super toxic. Especially with the idea that an esteemed politician like him would be following all the rules and stuff about this kind of thing…

Affogato already saw the look on his face. Ah yes, that look of “Wait, is this right or am I just a fool?” kind of look. During one time when Clotted Cream had that look again while filling out paperwork on his desk, Affogato creeped up behind, took the Consul’s chin, and gently but teasingly pressed his lips against Clotted’s for a second, before smirking proudly.

“Well? Are you still getting those…frankly boring and negative thoughts, or are you too shocked by me?”

Clotted never said anything in that moment, his eyes wide and a deep blush appearing on his face. In that moment…well, I think he probably forgot, since it all happened so quick. But Affogato definitely remembered it. Of course he could recall the way the Consul pulled him closer, tugging on his hair and letting out a few breathy sighs as he did so.

…well, they certainly got a room, didn’t they?

[bookishjules]

so. obviously speculation. but.. something fundamentally changes the shadowhunter world. the shadowhunters push the demons out of their world forever. they are no longer needed. the shadowhunters die off. the last one? tessa. the only shadowhunter who has always been immortal..

[the-bi-space-ace]

I’m so aggressively protective of Cody that I thought for literally a minute about him showing up in TBB season 3 and my stomach immediately hurt because I love him and want him safe and please just let him get somewhere safe and live a happy life please I’m begging you I’ll do whatever you want pls

[cupidelocket]

day 11 since meeting #him

[justanothershitbagcivilian]

When your stomach hurts so bad your legs go numb <<<

[yandere-kokeshi]

Please enjoy these mw2 memes that I've been laughing at for 15 minutes

[mf-starg1rl]

I can't sleep because if I get off my phone and try then I'm left alone with my thoughts and that could go many many ways

[miketownsends]

i am going to be so sick

[skyf0ckz]

My anxiety just keeps getting worse and worse. What is wrong with me?

[jkvjimin]

i'm not feeling well... i'm trully UNWELL

[the-girl-down-the-street]

i say this every weekend but i’m SO SCARED

[mr-know-it-owl]

Aaaaarrggghhhhhh...! Everytime I swear I will never overeat in BBQ and everytime I end up overeating in BBQ.