#my sister's dog

[therobotmonster]

Eternal Galaxy HARR-LE Package Art Painting

Mice and squirrels of the cosmos beware, HARR-LE patrols Planet Feyr, ever watchful and ready to strike! Usually a calm and gentle beast, she reluctantly tolerates donning her battle armor, forged by the lost smiths of Knittux, when summoned by the sacrifice of only the stinkiest of dried buffalo lung and duck jerky. Her shattering Thuderbark and tail-slap attacks make quick work of those who dare face her.

Since I’m broke, for Christmas I decided to make some art of my sister’s dog, Harley, for her.gift. She loves fantasy and kitch, so a MOTU-esq armored-steed concept came together. I can post this here because my sister doesn’t read my Tumblr. 

Harr-Le is a mix of Midjourney, photomanipulation and digital painting, totaling around 15 hours across three or four days. I used a combination of image and text prompting to get the general likeness and the components for the foreground elements, while the background was built separately with a text/image prompt combination using various landscapes I generated in artbreeder.

An example from the stack of images used to create this one:

Main Prompt: dog-starrior, a giant orange terrier with purple stripes, barding, mecha-saddle, robotic armor, glowing mystical sonic cannon on the back, sonic bark sending shockwaves forward,, and glowing eyes. running in a high-tech wasteland, flying mountains, vaporwave vibes, battle painting, Masters of the Universe package painting, 1985, by frank frazetta, earl norem, pulp fantasy painting

Background Prompt: a roiling mystical thunderstorm with bolts of shimmering green-yellow lightning over a primordial landscape. Distant volcanoes shaped like giant squirrel statues with cubic, rune-carved lava, cubes of lava, mysterious and foreboding, primal fury, Masters of the Universe package painting, 1985, by frank frazetta, pulp fantasy painting, fantasy landscape

Both prompts were modified by image prompts, and were modified throughout the image iteration process.

[getvalentined]

Squimty...

[vampirezogar]

Miss Rini Beans Bingo Beepis Jane on the bench by the window.

[arealtrashact]

Newest additions to the pack

[nco05]

See the vomit itself was fine. A bit gross but hey when has it ever looked anything else than gross?

But the green shit at the end he vomitted up was what got to me a little 🤢

[pinsupansu]

someday sister daniel will be as nostalgic to us as becky is now so here's your daily reminder to cherish the phresent time you're blessed enough to be living in

[clandestine-stars]

I love dogs so much

[almondcroissantsandink]

Mav with a dog, requested by @waistcoat35 ! I felt like he would own an Aussie (a sort of high energy dog that would match him)--that, or a very old, round lab that wandered around the hangar :)

[bigfatbreak]

everything happens so much

[doctorsiren]

I’ve been thinking about that plush of Serizawa where they made him into a Bernese Mountain Dog

[phoenixyfriend]

Political ads: My opponent has jacked up taxes every year since he was elected!

Me: Which taxes? Income? Sales? Property? Business?

Political ads: I promise to hold the line on taxes!

Me: Which taxes? What government programs do those taxes contribute to? What gets cut if the lack of taxation causes a deficit?

Political ads: Think about the taxes!

Me: WHICH TAXES. WHICH TAXES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. TELL ME WHO'S ACTUALLY GETTING AFFECTED BY THESE TAXES YOU'RE SO CONCERNED WITH.

Reminder to always ask what it is that people aren't saying in these ads.

A lot of them want you to think that it is your personal taxes as a working-class person that they're talking about. But if it's taxes on the rich that they're "holding the line on," then they're using your desire to survive with a greater portion of your own income as fuel to keep the upper classes from paying their fair share.

I keep getting the same three or four political ads (half aren't even for the district I live in) and I'm frustrated that they use these transparent tactics and that there are probably people that don't have the time or background to take that moment to go 'what are they hoping I hear in this? What are they actually going to do?'

[unicornpopcorn14]

Hc that Fem!skk have synchronized periods.

The interesting thing about this is while most people would think that would be a disaster, it's sort of a blessing.

Fem!Dazai would hide her period cramps and deny experiencing any effects, though at any chance of affection would go right for it because it sucks and hurts and any fraction of comfort is better than none.

Fem!Chuuya loves being held sm she just embraces anything and everything while crying sometimes from how cute the thing she's hugging is (especially if it's a plushie or a puppy). That's a monthly staple.

So combined, they become the most cuddly-infused monsters with Chuuya being all over Dazai and Dazai allowing it for how nice it feels.

And it's so funny because in their PMS stages they'd be at each other's fucking throats and so close to snapping each other's necks.

While the next day they're hugging and cuddling and being miserable together.

Fem!Mori just gives them that whole dreaded week off.

(And after that week passes they both deny ever being this affectionate. Every single month.)

[kamitsure-cykes]

funfact 🌻 forced me to draw this at gunpoint /j

bestie's comfort ship :3

without overlay versionnnn

they r peak "right person, wrong time" trope and make me so sick TwT

-🌦️

[gene-jackett]

[karda]

they hang over me, weighing on my chest and holding the wounds open

[qrowscant]

saturn devouring his son