#my sense of humor is sick

[the-great-anteater]

Rusty Lake characters as T-shirts that go hard

Laura

Emma

Ida

Samuel

Albert

Rose

Dale

Bob

Caroline

David

Elizabeth

Sarah

bonus: Laura again

[majubengel]

Parents and children~

extra:

[pickleddginger]

Maybe he has puppies that he needs help finding.

[hyperesthesias]

i was researching T.E. Lawrence's fatal injuries, and Google gave me a photo captcha, asking me to identify MOTORCYCLES

[bonemeal12]

finished Mercury Falling. what do I do. what do I do. what do I do. what do I do.

[hailtheorigamiking]

I KINDA LOVE DRAWING MY KING OLLY GIJINKA BUT HE'S ALWAYS JUST STANDING/SITTING THERE SCOWLING. I NEED TO THINK OF MORE INTERESTING THINGS TO DRAW OLLY DOING BUT THE GAME DOESN'T EXACTLY GIVE US MUCH MATERIAL. I AM LIKE ATLAS WITH THIS NOTHINGBURGER CHARACTER

[all-year-autumn]

I don't believe in astrology. Probably because, as a Scorpio, I'm naturally skeptical.

[rowenalesbian]

Stupid cough 😭

[emergency-vehicle]

while my dads are getting divorced im out here outlining possibly the angstiest fic im going to write to date

[castlebyersafterdark]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4yHBBOMifz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

he said 🧍‍♂️

On a serious note: he looks soooooo good there, my god. And his tiny little barely there chin hair? Yall know I love it.

On a normal note: mans cannnnnnnot pose outside of a fashion shoot where they're telling him what to do.

On a silly note, my stupid ass immediately had a vision and made this in two minutes because he was majorly giving Sims creator screen:

On an UNHINGED note, I have to save yall's dashes from this but my masterpiece under the cut actually:

[bonni]

the other thing is that not every outfit has pockets so sometimes you need a small purse even if it's just for phone and keys... as a tampon wearer you'd think op would understand this but maybe they only shop in the men's section idk

[bakedbakermom]

rip bea

happy 10-year anniversary to the time i woke up at 4am to a call from my neighbor when i was out of town. "your cat is fine, your house is fine, but your car's been set on fire."

a guy went a little nuts one night and just. went around the neighborhood setting stuff on fire. he got my car, a truck, a bunch of random belongings that had been left outside, someone's little fishing boat that was parked in the driveway... he even tried to set some porch furniture on fire, which got him felony charges because it would have set the rest of the house on fire where people were sleeping.

the good news is that my car was the first one hit, and you can actually see on someone's doorcam footage the firetruck on the way to put it out, and they stop to put out the porch furniture fire. bea saved some lives that night.

here she is on the news!

my copy of the hobbit was in the back seat and a few pages were still recognizable, but otherwise she was toast.

RIP bea, you beautiful berserker. i always knew you'd go out in a blaze of glory, but never thought it would be so literal.

[warriorfujoshi]

sergey is so fucking funny to me bc theyre like a deadpan ex-gangster lone wolf pushing 40 but also they fucking love shrimp, they think shrimp are adorable, they make their own shirts that have shit like “keep it shrimple!” and “prawn to be wild” on them, they love jimmy buffet, if they ever got to go to a beach that had safe water theyd run around and jump and frolick like a dog let off the leash, the people who get to see their smile most in the whole facility are probably the wellcheers shrimp

[definitelynotshouting]

Oooo, I see you started playing MC as well ^.^

My brain has been stuck in the game for a solid 2 months now, I've had so many ideas for building, so it's nice to see you enjoy it too <3

And to be fair, I do use creative mode for some things in my singleplayer world (cuz I wanna skip to the good parts lol). But I think if the potion lab I build in the survival multiplayer I'm in was what I had made in that singleplayer, a sad Grian looking for weakness potions would be delighted to stumble upon it pffttt

I have 2 double chests of finished potions, huge nether wart field, endless water source, 5 brewing stands, a whole double chest of at least 3 of every potion ingredient, pre-prepared awkward potions, 3stacks of bottles, blaze rods for days, you name it and it's there

The only issue is that all weakness potions I have ready are turned into splash potions, cuz I've never really had the desire to chug them myself (besides that one time I tired to get the "have every potion effect on all at once" achievement xdd)

~🌠

Ive been watching mcyt religiously for abt 2 yrs now (prior to that i had ZERO exposure to minecraft at all) and have joked before that its given me fucking minecraft shingles bc i never got my crafting vaccination as a kid. This thing has DESTROYED my braincells its just all minecraft blocks now, im obsessed

Ive also shamelessly used cheats in my first proper singleplayer world-- pretty much just to teleport to coords bc i get lost real easily and an hour of trying to navigate back with F3 is not my idea of a good time 😭😭😭😭 but with this new 1.20 singleplayer my plan is basically play on peaceful until i can get set up with a house and get a bit more practice with movement, then switch it to easy to practice killing mobs, then slowly ramp up the difficulty until i get to hard so i can cure zombie villagers. I watched p much the entirety of Pixlriffs' Survival Guide S2 around January after getting super sick and needed smth to entertain myself with, and now im following along with his S3 bc he is just the guy ever to me :] its taught me a lot abt the mechanics of minecraft which has been REALLY nice for a late learner 💀💀💀💀

YOUR POTION ROOM SOUNDS SO COOL!!!!! Thats so many ingredients,,,, i love your organization system that sounds so nice. Ive found my favorite thing in minecraft is literally inventory management SKDNEKDJD hermits beware i am the anti-chest monster guy<3 but yeah gods can u imagine if Grian had used splash potions 😭😭😭 he wouldve dropped SO FAST, RIP

How do you usually plan your builds??? I got myself a creative flatworld to make stuff in, but ive found that idea i had with taking a screenshot of the area and drawing on it has REALLY helped me put some concrete visuals to the ideas ive had which has been SUPER helpful. I just finished building the silhouette of my future lakehouse the other day (via the Pixlriffs stone method) so now im just messing around with block palettes to see how i wanna incorporate the cherry wood :] im super excited to build it for real in survival!!!!

[hyperfixationtimego]

hello!! i don’t really want to harp on this issue, but this is just a small reminder that Mindy Kaling has actually NOT done a lot of the horrible things she’s being accused of! You don’t have to personally like her or her humor, but I beg of you to please at least do some research on her supposed problematic behavior before you start treating her & the things she makes/contributes to so viciously :(

If you have a reliable source detailing something shitty she’s done, by all means please leave it in a reply/reblog! The more knowledge the better! But I do ask that you be civil about it!

[panb1mbo]

suffering from shrimp emotions bc i tried to stop at a light, but the oil slick on the road had other plans for me and i went right through that light into a 60-70 mph road. i’m fine??? there was NO traffic so i hit the hazards and just…. steered as best as i could in the shoulder scared as hell whining about my breaks not working. i even managed NOT to have a panic attack until after i pulled into some neighborhood pool to sob in my husbands arms. why did this scare me more than the actual crashes i’ve been in???