#my real bffs

[treatbuckywkisses]

HI I MISS U ❤️

plsssss don't hate me for the back & forth

[xiewho]

the duo Ever

[lvnesart]

giving this emo farmer the waist and thighs he deserves

[cringefailvox]

friend breakups are genuinely devastating especially homoerotic ones when neither of you know you're gay yet, which is just to say that i actually would NOT be disappointed if vox ends up canonically only having had platonic feelings for alastor, because there is little in this world that can psychologically fuck you sideways into deep, haunting loathing that you never forget more than falling out with someone you considered a best friend

[ew01z]

seeing people refer to apollo as a twink always sends me. bro is mentally 10ft tall and is like i'm the only sane normal person here

meanwhile everyone's like that twink is staring with his autistic eyes again

[daconfusedbanana]

Asami: *explaining to Korra how to drive a stick* To know when to shift, you have to feel the car. Korra: *starts gently stroking the steering wheel* Asami: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT!

[husbandhoshi]

[3:36 PM]

you don't think there's a better couch in the world than vernon's.

it's blue-gray and you think it's been through several world wars even though you remember the exact moment you picked it out at the local ashley furniture two years ago. there's a hole in the right-most cushion (from when vernon tried to kill a spider with a pen), and mascara stains (yours) you haven't quite figured out how to remove yet, but it is one of your favorite places in the world.

and quite frankly, it's the only place you want to be sometimes—especially now.

"vernon," you wail. "i think i'm destined to die alone. i'm going to adopt a million cats, move out of the city, and die alone."

you watch him fumble with his phone as he attempts to text the doordash guy the apartment code while juggling a box of tissues and your favorite four dollar trader joe's wine.

"hey," he says, as if attempting to calm a wild horse. "you know that isn't true."

he dumps his armful of crisis objects on the coffee table before taking a seat on the couch next to you.

this is the usual order of things.

somehow, you, local disaster, had befriended vernon, the most normal person in the world. and this—the wine, the doordash, the sad sza playlist he made you the week you met—somehow became a familiar ritual of yours. (even one you look forward to, seeing as you don't seem to run out of disasters.)

"he's an asshole," vernon supplies unhelpfully. "don't let it get to you."

"it's getting to me. it got to me. i've been gotten." you bury your head in your hands.

"you really deserve better." he takes some tissues out of the box and pats you on the shoulder, visibly searching for the right words to say.

quite honestly, vernon has never handled these situations with ease. he doesn't get worked up like your girl friends, and he doesn't throw his arms open for a long cry like your mom would. but he handles them, and you, with more patience than you ever think you deserve, and you think that's why you love him so much.

"who gets stood up on a hinge date?!" you snort into a tissue. "we had been talking for weeks!"

vernon shrugs as he wiggles the wine cork out of the bottle. "it just means you guys weren't right for each other."

you wad up your kleenex stack and vernon hands you another.

"i'm deleting hinge. and tinder. and bumble. and then i'm getting a cat."

"okay," he laughs. "i'll go with. i'll get one too so they can be friends."

"deal," you croak as you watch vernon stand up to get the delivery. "please tell me you got nacho fries."

"i got you two. with extra cheese sauce."

for the first time today, you laugh. you laugh big and loud because no one in the world knows you better than vernon, and you don't even think he knows it.

he looks at you, head tilted and eyebrows knit together like you've started speaking in tongues. you think he gives you that look at least once a day, and you wouldn't have it any other way.

you laugh again.

[astro-nautics]

reading Sword of Destiny & i have feelings about that one confrontation between istredd and geralt. so i ended up doodling a little gerlion comic to give the witcher some comfort after that whole ordeal

bonus doodle under the cut!

[wormswhosaybruh]

Some plane drawings I did recently cuz I keep watching aviation videos. Some silly little ones and some realistic ones I really enjoyed doing

[riricitaa]

Here

Fixed it 😌

[drpepper0703]

quick maria ^_^

[fsheryy]

normal response to a disagreement I think

[sequinsandfins]

When your work BFF turns into simply your BFF.

Then you lose your BFF at work and feel like quitting because how are you supposed to work without seeing them everyday.

[somedecrepitcryptid]

:)

[narratively-doomed]

cargo shorts scaramouche

[cosita-tierna]